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unhingedpirates · 8 months
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Question, how does one handle so much serotonin?
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ministarfruit · 1 year
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day 23: rats! foiled again! ♡
(prompt list for femslashfeb)
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bones-of-a-rabbit · 1 year
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I know most ppl rlly like gremlin-Moon who’s always picking on and messing with Y/N (BuT LiKE iN aN EnDEaRiNG WaY) but I grew up with three older brothers. Anyway I personally would love to hit gremlin-Moon with a bat
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bloodofgrapes · 11 months
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do you have adhd and struggle to remember to call your medical care provider to get your script refilled or adjusted? then consider this your polite and pleasant reminder!
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winxys · 1 year
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MILL Seoul Drift (230303)
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seedlessmuffins · 6 months
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goodnight canucks fans!
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modern-inheritance · 3 months
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Chomp Chomp Motherf*cker
TW: uh...implied(?) torture and Arya being the feral elf we know her to be and possibly enjoying some finger food (spat it out eventually).
“You have caused me trouble, little elf.” His sharp teeth flashed as he spat the words. She wanted to reply, wanted to laugh in his face and tell him ‘Good!’ but even a single word could open the floodgates. She kept her mouth shut. Taunting him at another point would be best. Not when she was this…bad. Half awake. Not all there. “Two guards, dead. I’ve been too soft on you if you still have the strength left.” The shackles made a definitive click as he lifted them up and onto one of the bars that lined the wall, held her arms up so her hands hung limply just above her head.
He paused then. His thin lips began to curl up at the edges, venom dripping from his words with just as much dark amusement. “Though…” he mused. He dragged a cold finger down the woman’s jawline, lifted her chin to better study her face and the glassy haze to her usually fiery eyes. “Your attempts at combat are…very amusing to me. I would hate to waste such fight over a few humans.” 
The fire was back a split second before she sank her teeth into his damn finger. Felt bone splinter and flesh tear and blood that tasted like rot and bile fill her mouth. His other hand came up just as she yanked her head to the side as hard as she could, reveled in the burst of strength and the howl and snarl that followed. 
The snarling continued and one of his nails gouged a path up from her jaw towards her mouth as he latched onto her again. Squeezed the bone of her lower mandible hard and wordlessly roared at her. 
She spat his finger in his face in response. ‘I’m vegan anyway.’ The thought and moment of triumph had her smiling, her own sharp teeth black with shade blood. The vile liquid burned where it trickled from the corners of her lips and into the fresh gouge he had carved, but right then she couldn’t care less. Sweet victory tasted like rotten blood and acid and him screaming.
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justatallstick · 9 months
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CROWLEY CONFIRMED NON-BINARY IN SCRIPT 🎊🎉🍾
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brasiliangp · 9 months
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LEWIS HAMILTON & GEORGE RUSSELL - Saturday, Belgium Grand Prix - Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps, Spa, Belgium - July 29, 2023
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personinthepalace · 5 months
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Went to some local bookstores with my friend today and couldn’t resist buying the Spy x Family manga!
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cowboyhorsegirl · 6 months
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Steve is most likely to end up in a lavender marriage and Tony's most likely to end up in a “married for tax/immigration/inheritance fraud” reasons.
They meet as married men and pine for each other hardcore and are also trying not to read too much into how their interest seems reciprocated and oh nooooo both Immigration/the IRS and the the Church/in-laws/DADT era army dudes or whatever are snooping around at the same time at each of their marriages and they have to be so good at being married at the people they are married to oh noooooo and they other guy doesn’t know why they are suddenly being iced out and maybe they were just imagining things? maybe it’s for the best with all these eyes around on them…
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#not to get too real but i love queer people. we see each other and we save each other#i wish i could talk in depth about this lgbtq history panel i went to tonight without doxxing myself#but basically all of these panelists were older gay ppl & one of them won a very monumental court case in the state#and right after introductions one of the other panelists turned to her and thanked her so profusely for the sacrifices she had made#and the work she did to win that case#and that by achieving that win for herself she paved the way for this other panelist to have her own family recognized legally by the state#i don't know i'm not explaining it well but something about knowing and seeing that gratitude in real time. understanding so viscerally tha#so much of our history has happened within one or two lifetimes. to the point that many of the champions of our current rights are alive#today for us to learn from and listen to and THANK#i met two nb ppl through school last year and have since become very close to them#they are the only two ppl on this planet who use my pronouns the way i want them to be used. they switch it up every time and i love them#a little bit more each time i hear them talk about me. it's magical#my childhood best friend told me he liked boys and girls like a month after we first met each other in the fourth grade#he told me there's a word for that; he's bisexual#i think abt how incredible that was a lot. how brave he was to say that and to own that and how long it might have taken me to figure#out that i was the same had he not said it.#anyway all this to say that yes absolutely i love this#steve and tony meet at a military gala. steve's being recognized for his service and tony and his wife were invited by some higher-up who#imagined he could use the event as a way to cozy up to him and earn some good favor before negotiations start on SI's contract renewal#their eyes meet while steve's up on stage. he hates these things. hates being dragged into the spotlight. he feels naked and bare and#vulnerable every time. trapped in enemy territory with no cover. but he sucks it up he kisses his wife on the cheek and she smiles#big and beautiful; perfect like they've run their lines 1000 times over. like they could recite each other's parts by heart#he makes his way to the podium. breathes deep to center himself before he launches into his thankless thank-yous. steve's a terrible liar#but somehow he's made it this far in his career. he can manage for one more night. except#right as he lifts his eyes to speak he sees him. bright eyes burning into his from a shadowed table in the corner. the brass speaking at hi#on his left and a lovely woman who's bored and unimpressed on his right. and him looking directly back at steve#steve's breath catches and he chokes on air. trips on his lines. forgets himself and loses the beat of the scene#he looks down at his notes and ignores them. raises his face to the light and plays himself to be seen by an audience of one.#anon#signed sealed delivered
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cynthinesia · 6 months
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(spoilers from the newest event cards dropped in jp!)
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ereborne · 1 month
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Song of the Day: March 15
“Over Yet" by Hayley Williams
#song of the day#very exciting to have one of my brothers tell me entirely unprompted that he's enjoying the current playlist#a very big win#I spent most of my work day today doing what I've been thinking of as 'evil rubber-ducking'#where the IT guys throw me the especially Difficult faculty members--the ones who can't be helped because they won't listen--#and I trick them into actually talking me through what they're doing so we can find the problem and fix it#(eternally amazed by people who request help and then refuse it. you called me bud. you submitted a service request ticket on purpose.#oh you can't do your job without connecting to the vpn? that's great we can't fix it until you tell us what's fucking stopping you)#mostly this 'tricking' takes the form of me being a sweet young butter-wouldn't-melt Southern girl in over my head with mean IT guys#bless them (derogatory) these folks who won't let IT even attempt to start working through the 'have you tried' scripts#because they know they're getting something wrong but are too angry-embarrassed to admit they don't know what#are still delighted to mansplain the idea of a remote connection to me#--that's not fair. I shouldn't mischaracterize them it's mostly not mansplaining.#the two today were yankee-splaining me. city-splaining maybe.#what would a hick like me (y'all is one person. all y'all or some'a y'all for multiple people) possibly know about enterprise networks--#anyway they were using the wrong login credentials and were so sure of themselves they'd never even tried the other set just to see#bless. their. hearts.#(IT owes me so many little favors like this now. the latest database tweak I asked for got done live while I described it to them)#anyway anyway! love the chorus on this song#'to get out of your head yes break a sweat / baby tell yourself it ain't over yet'#makes me move my head every time
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rosiefairlands · 2 years
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MY DUDES
RIGHT AS I POSTED THE LUCK I HAD IN THE RECENT BANNER
I SEE ALL OF T H I S ON MY FEED?????????
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stylesnews · 1 year
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São Paulo was NOT asking for Medicine.
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game-set-canet · 1 year
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"hIs DaY wIlL cOmE!!!" he is 28 years old, has (quite serious) arthritis and doctors advised him to end his career in 2021...
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