#While he was in office he

[jackpolakoff]

#loser #Trump #has #dementia so bad #he forgets it was he who tried to overthrow our government 3 years ago. #While he was in office he #did nothing #to help ease the #border problem -- and now he works to torpedo #bipartsan measure to provide more #agents.

[bluegiragi]

docile.

early access + nsfw on patreon

#ah ghost you're starving our boy #how's he supposed to get by surviving off of crumbs #soap's been in the corps for a while. met a few shitheads with something to prove. #werewolves are a relatively newblood type of monster. can bring out the real shithead in some of their officers with something to prove #gotta show you can keep your dogs in line that sort of thing #monster 141 au #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #giragi art

[ego-meliorem-esse]

My late contribution to the beautiful bride and ugly groom trend

It pained me to make François the beautiful bride but by god and all his angels The Rat is just not it

#i hate it but i havent posted in a fkn while and feel like im neglecting my child due to proffesional matters #mz prof broke hi ship and now we are havingonline class while he is in the rehabilitation spa doctors office #also im beefi;with another prof i have an enemy and looking into building an army #its casual tho probably no murder #sign up today for melis army #rococo wigs handed out at entrence #hetalia #hws england #hws france #fruk #my art #myart #francois bonnefoy #arthur kirkland #tired so very tired

[gayspacemonk]

so funny that at one point Hannibal and Will were both trying to manipulate each other into killing Mason but Hannibal was about to fold first bc he was Extremely Down Bad and Mason was just that infuriating to him

#hannigram #hannibal #hannibal lecter #will graham #like ik he didn't kill mason at the end but he was fucking hiding a little blade in his sleeve while this man was at his office #he was about to kill him #screw his initial plan of getting will to kill one more person

[theoldkyokodied]

Uploading all my Tomgreg art at once from the past few week before season 4 hits, who knows in what kind of mental state i'm gonna be once it does :')

#tomgreg #succession #dont even talk to me i started watching this show when i had nothing to do at work and now i watch it with averiel my good friend averiel #and we are going to watch s4 together and i feel physically ill from bein so excited #so ya thats what ive been up to... anyway. i love these idiots they desever nothing but the worst (affectionate) #im also a tomshiv lover btw. im the one who yells 'THIS IS HOW TOMSHIV CAN STILL WIN' while they are actively losing on screen #thats the kind of person i am #dont look at me (lying on the floor) #okay i was not going to say stuff in the tags and let the art speak for itself but i NEED to point out details in the wine Painting.. #i put a lot of work into that one. thinly veiled metaphors and symbolism yknow.. #greg is gripping the stem of the wine glass with his full fist. tom and greg are dressed in the same outfit (sock garters included) #greg look appalled but he is not doing anything about the spill. tom is fondly pouring greg more and more wine. he is doing him a favor #i colored the red wine the same way i would color blood :) oh and tom is not really touching greg #only holding the chair in place. greg is making himself look smaller than he is like usual #oh and @ the person who said that it's the inverse of the tom and nate scene i love the way you think. i did not think of that before #but god. yeah. i actually thought about the scene change from when roman uhh.. christens his office in s1. the one with the coffee machine #i always go insane at that cut. this is not exactly the same since it's more.. about emotions but yknow.. it can be.. the same...

[nelkcats]

Scamming the scammer

John Constantine was the biggest headache Danny had managed to get, ever. After becoming King he did not think that his first task would be to solve the man's soul problems.

And it seemed quite incredible to him that the hellbazer would consider selling his soul as if it were a used car that he wants to get rid of to buy a new one. He was aware that he needed a soul, wasn't he? That it was not possible to buy a new one? Because he didn't want to be the one to inform him if that was not the case.

To top it off, beings from different domains within his kingdom came explicitly to claim the British's soul, which didn't even make sense, there were thousands of souls! Why did everyone want the same one? And why did he have to be the one to take care of it?

Completely frustrated, he placed all the paperwork for John Constantine in an empty room and locked the door. He smiled as he came up with a plan to improve the situation, it might be worth it.

That's how a drunk John Constantine found himself signing a dubious contract in exchange for the power to turn any liquid into beer, he didn't bother to read the contract, most demons just wanted his soul and this guy looked so human, with a presence so light it must be a minor demon for sure.

This turned out to be a bad decision when the next morning he found himself trapped in a room full of documents, the door locked. Taped to the door was a green note that said "Enjoy doing your own paperwork sir, I hope you're pleased with yourself", and well, maybe he should have read that contract after all.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #danny fenton #dc x dp #ghost king danny #john constantine #Danny obviously made his presence lighter #And John was to drunk to care about it #or check if it was true #No one said he take good decisions while drunk #justice league dark #Of course Danny is going to explain the situation later #but for now he wanted the hellbazer suffering the same as him for all the problem #all the contracts in the locked office were Constantine's contracts lmao #Danny got bored of the 80 visits per day from greater demons to claim the soul of some idiot #He's really just being petty right now #John considered if the power to get drunk everywhere was a good idea for a few seconds #he shrugged and decided that it was worth it #Danny had fun dressing up as a minor demon #The Justice League won't be as amused as him with the current situation #justice league #Danny will leave John locked up all weekend #although he is obviously going to feed him #he is not a monster #just a tired teenager #Read your contracts don't be like Constantine

[yridenergyridenergy]

Vicious August 1998

#I know! #a rare post of old visual kei stuff from me! #the context for this is that on one of my trips after COVID-19 #I tried to find a substitute store for Trio2 which had shut down in Nakano Broadway #I had read that there were some magazine shops at least in Ochanomizu #I didn't have data and tried to navigate with my geolocation skills but ended up asking a sort of old officer just to be sure #he said something along the lines of 'but I'm just an old man...' #so a younger man came to his and my rescue and offered to help me #he understood little English and used Google Translate to communicate with me for the most #turned out he was a magazine enthusiast himself and he took me to a couple of stores #they all had only antique magazines like nothing past 2005 #he found everything that had Dir en grey at each of those stores #I felt bad after a while because it was not at all what I was looking for #so I ended up buying the Xth magazine that he showed me #see above hah #just so you know I was really close to the store just with my skills #Dir en grey #young #scans #magazine #visual kei #vkei #Kyo #Kaoru #Die #Shinya #Toshiya #makeup #I'm not sure why I'm such a fan of that middle finger nail paint

[isasan347]

I can’t write so I had to draw it

I love them so much

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu legend #legend linked universe #lu fable #fable linked universe #fable is very angy #very displeased with legend #context: she was reading a book to distract herself from legends absence #while also eating yogurt with strawberries and cashew nuts (TRY IT ITS DELICIOUS) #and the chain landed in legends Hyrule #so leg decided to visit her so he climbed up to her office or something #knocked on her window #and scared the shit of her #out* #and now he is kind of in trouble for not notifying her about leaving #good luck edgy ledgie lemon wedgie

[thenewtitans60page22]

Something something inheritances

Jason, half dead with the league, still flipping the way Dick taught him

Tim throwing punches the way he learned watching Jason on shaky phone footage he obsessively watched as a kid

Damian smiling Dick’s robin smile, having learned it at Dicks side

#jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #I have lots of thoughts #they’re brothers and they all hold the same legacy #even if none of them grew up together they still picked things up #Tim would sit in his dads home office at a big box computer and spend hours searching for Batman and Robin footage #Jason learned part of his fighting style from dick and no matter how brain dead or angry he was he’d still have that muscle memory #honestly Jason still visibly showing traits of Dick and Bruce while he was most angry with them gets me #also Jason avoiding everyone but still running into Tim and seeing Robin traits from both Dick and himself #anyways there’s a Robin ‘you’re dying in my arms but I don’t want you to know that’ smile they use on civilians that they all share #my post

[that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction]

Merlin and Mordred’s friendship is just grumpy older brother and peppy kid the older brother found one day and decided to adopt. Merlin may hate him, but if anyone else does, they’re done. Like cancelling life subscriptions or forcefully expediting character development, or both depending on the situation. Anyway. Merlin is an older brother/caretaker figure to Mordred and I cannot be convinced otherwise.

—

Merlin, staring at a camera like in The Office: I can bully him relentlessly but if anyone else even thinks about him funny, imma end their entire bloodline.

Mordred: I know Emrys says he hates me. Did you know he created a more potent medicine when I got sick? He said it was because it’d taste worse, but he added honey so it wasn’t too bad. It was actually nicer than Gaius’. I should get him something to say thank you.

—in the woods or something—

Mordred: Emrys! I found this flower!

Merlin: *snorts* okay?

Mordred: oh… I’ll just… *goes to take it back while looking sad*

Merlin: Piss off. It’s mine now. *magics it so it won’t die and keeps it on his desk*

Mordred: :D

—Interviews—

Merlin: He’s stupid. Also this flower is my favourite kind. That’s why I’m keeping it. Not for Mordred. My brother- nemesis is so stupid.

Mordred: Do you think he liked the flower? I couldn’t find any of his favourites but it was in the same family. … he said it was his favourite? … *smiles*

#bbc merlin #incorrect merlin quotes #merlin #merlin emrys #mordred #sir mordred #the office #I’m forcing them to be friends #we were robbed #we all saw how he was with Daegal #they could’ve been besties #plus Merlin gives older brother vibes #Merlin and Mordred friendship #this is a hill i will die on #i swear I know a bit about flowers #I just forgot any type of flowers while I was making this post #I’m blaming a lack of sleep #merlin bbc

[yeoldenews]

A mother's word for word transcription of the imaginary phone call her four-year-old made to Santa Claus in 1911.

(source: The Harbor Beach Times, December 22, 1911.)

Through some outrageous case of serendipity I found a recording of another phone call this same child made 60 years later. Though I have to say his choice of conversational partner is a definite downgrade from the first call.

#I've started using 'our bees are all dead' as my standard filler during lulls in conversation #and no I am not kidding #that is actually 64 year old George Arthur Lincoln in the recording #I'm writing up a bio of him that will hopefully be up within a few days #because this kid grew up to be involved in Forrest Gump levels of 20th century historical events #he was the youngest american general in wwii and was involved in the strategy of d-day and the planned invasion of Japan #he was at yalta and potsdam #he started a social sciences department at West Point #which resulted in his students being called commies because why should soldiers study culture and economics instead of shoot gun at thing #he ended up as the director of the office of emergency preparedness while nixon was president - hence the phone call #this poor man had to sit through so many meetings with Henry Kissinger #his younger brother (Waunce from the letter) was also a general #they were known as 'big abe' and 'little abe'

[kaleidoscopeminds]

diagnosed as daddy

#5sosedit #* #5sos #4/4 #the office look luke does to camera in the 4th #while he's chewing ofc

[owl---feathers]

Brennan’s Trump impersonation is so wildly good that I can’t fault him for hiding it from the world. Absolutely gobsmacked and crying laughing as he goes on a rant about hobbits, elves, and Denethor from the perspective of Sauron-Trump - but just. That is UNCANNY.

#I think he’s right that if he had unveiled that impression earlier #he would have been prompted to do it so so much #and it wouldn’t have been as funny while the bastard was actually in office #make some noise #brennan lee mulligan

[satsuha]

just wanted to draw the outfits

#satsuhart #fe3h au #octopath traveler 2 #octopath traveler ii #i almost wrote church of aelfric bc well uh.. but then i was like yeah i wont think about it too hard #i like how customizable the officers academy outfit is #edit: adding some extra thoughts spoilers for both octo2 and fe3h #im kinda surprised at how well this fits LMAO the profs especially like. while castti is very diff from manuela #the 'nurse and school teacher' works nicely ... and hanneman being insane abt his research #idw think too hard about how the church works here i dont think teme would be a manakete hes just the obvious choice for church man. #octo2

[artemispt]

I think I’ll commit a murder today

#the way his voice trembled a bit while he said ‘I’ve been very strong very quick’ #[insert gif of the panda destroying an office] #carlos sainz #carlos sainz jr #austrian gp 2023

[somegrumpynerd]

How absolutely wild must it have been for Nightmare to have like, minimum-to-no contact with mortals for hundreds of years and then the first two he has any regular close interactions with are Killer and Dust.

Like he must have a book in his castle somewhere of all the observations he kept like he was studying a new species

#UTDR #UTMV #Nightmare Sans #Killer Sans #Dust Sans #I could probably ramble for a while about the effect Killer had on him alone #But imagine being hurt by the world and carrying the grudge for hundreds of years while you wreak havoc all by yourself #And then you get one (1) roommate and he's so strange and unhinged but not at all what you expected #And then you get a second and he's so different again it's like they're different creatures even though they came from the same root world #And you get a third and he's a little more grounded but still has such wild needs and stipulations #By the time he got Cross he was probably onto his 3rd book of observations #If you dig around in Nightmare's library or office long enough I just know you can find at least one book where he's noted down what all hi #boys need and like and hate and what they refuse to do and how to handle them #Like someone leaving super detailed instructions for the care of their pampered beloved pet #Anyway Killer loves to joke to the other 3 that they should be nice to him because he ''let Nightmare adopt them'' #and he's not entirely wrong #Anyway I need to go to bed so I can work all day tomorrow (rip) goodnight gang!!