#WOAHHHHH my man.
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90s scifi
#woahhhhh we're on MARS we've got VIDEO CALLS in our CRT TVS#or whatever. :]#jv.docx#my dad's still being annoying but oh well. a bit ok mostly annoying. shut up and enjoy ur movie old man
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One bed trope part 3!!
warnings: none
characters: sniper and spy
note: finally lmao I'm sick of this damn trope at this point
also, they are the little spoons 👍👍👍 idk imagining spy as the little spoon is cute to me
♡Sniper♡
• he'll just sleep on the floor 🤷♀️
"Oh-dude there's just one bed."
"I guess I'll sleep on the floor then."
"What? No! I'll sleep on the floor."
"It's fine, I don't mind."
"No sniper I don't mind."
"...so how will we do this?"
"...we could share?"
"Oh. Alright."
• woah woah woah woahhhhh??? sharing with...you? naurrrrr
Don't get me wrong, he adores you and loves the company. But...sleeping? In the same bed? With? The person he's head over heels for? The person who distracts him mid battle because they are constantly running through his mind? I don't even think he'll be able to sleep at all.
the entire night is quiet. it's an awkward silence from the both of you. any small talk made is,,,well, short. He wants to talk to you, just have fun but he's so tense. So are you, he can see how eager you are to strike up convo, but nothing seems to come out of your mouth.
• "I'm gonna get some shut eye, 's been a long day."
"Oh okay! Goodnight snipes."
"Night."
• You quickly doze off after a couple minutes and he finds that the TV is not entertaining in any way, so he also decides its time for bed.
Turning it off, he takes off his hat and places it by the headstand on his side, awkwardly slipping into the covers trying his best not to wake your sleeping form.
He faces you for a bit, then feels the blush creeping on his face due to how peaceful you look like this. A soft smile appears on his face. He sighs and turns to the other side, arm under the pillows and eyes closed shut.
• He has a lot of trouble sleeping. So usually he spends his nights just pondering about life and how it could be for him. I mean it doesn't help, but it's the only thing he can do to make himself sleepy enough to actually rest.
But he's snapped back into reality when he feels soft arms wrap around his chest from behind, eyes now open and the blush on his face is back as he realises that your holding him in your sleep.
His body stiffens, he's completely frozen. What does he do in this situation? He really doesn't know.
But...this is nice. He hadn't been held like this in a while. He smiles when he heard your muffled murmurs in your sleep, feeling your face lie gently on his back as you snore. The butterflies he's feeling is immense, his heart is pounding...it feels like he's going to explode.
•Hes glad your asleep, because if you were, he'd look like a cherry red tomato to you.
aww rhat was so cute anywaysss wakey wakey
You find yourself awake before he is, and in a very very intimate position.
• Your holding him tightly without even realising it, his face in the crook of your neck as he wraps himself around your torso. You can feel his warm breath on your neck, sending small shivers down your spine.
You dont know what to do, you try to move but the response you get is a tighter grasp. It seems he doesn't want you to let go, and he's not planning on letting go himself.
"Mmm...Y/N..."
He mumbles, making you feel a warm wave of heat spread through your cheeks. You smile weakly and silently scream inside. Oh my god, this is the shit they pull in romantic dramas. Holy shit.
You peer at the clock, your early. That means you can still sleep in, holding your crush in a warm embrace <333
♡Spy♡
• naur
• yea he planned this lmfaoooo
• no like idk how to make this sound romantic or silly he planned this 👍👍👍
• "Oh-spy uh...there's only..one bed."
"So it seems, well, I guess we'll just have to share, hm?"
"Oh...okay."
The entire night is filled with playful, and downright romantic flirting. It's not subtle anymore, and the fond look he gives you doesn't make this any easier to deal with. You knew this man had his charm, but wow, okay.
When it was time for bed, he waited for you to fall asleep because ain't no way he's letting you see him without the mask.
• "Goodnight spy."
"Goodnight, Y/N."
He simply spends the time to do some light reading, and when he hears your faint snores, he takes that as the time he can sleep. He takes his mask off before he sleeps, he's professional of course but ain't no way he bouta do that.
He sets it aside, revealing his thick black hair, his grey hairs prominent, an endearingly adorable trait of his (hehe he's cute)
• he sleeps facing you, admiring your features one by one, memorising each miniscule detail he can find. It's not this often he can get so close to the person he finds dear to him, so he's going to cherish it.
He's not one to act lovey dovey, but right now, he's in the most vulnerable position he could be in. Maskless, with the person he loves, no weapon in hand and just comfortably lying down, ready for sleep.
The feelings he has for you are strong, and that's saying something, considering he usually settles for casual flings.
But, if its you, being like this is...New. usually, he'd always be on guard and being the perfect, charmer he is around others. But others aren't like you, your special. You make him comfortable with his vulnerability.
• rambling aside, he sighs before turning his back and deciding its time to rest. He has no worries about if you'll wake up to his maskless face because he always wakes up earlier than you ever will.
Good morning, sleepyhead. I have a gun to your head!! Wake up lmao
• he wakes up quick, blinking the last bit of sleep away. something about what he's feeling right now is unusual...he feels warm. like a big cozy blanket has enveloped him in its protective hold.
he blinks a couple more times and realises the position he's in. For once, it seems that he is the flustered one in this situation.
You're holding him in your arms, his head lays on your chest, being able to hear every breath you make and the slow, hypnotising beating of your heart. His hands wrapped tightly around your waist, as if in his unconsciousness, he had been aching to be closer to you.
Oh Y/N, what is he going to do with you?
• being in such a romantic position...its driving him mad. Never had he thought you'd be the one holding him, cradling his body till the day came. But here you are, comfortably asleep with him in your arms.
This sudden intimacy is not new to him, but it has been so long since he's been held by someone he truly loves...and it might be delusion or hopeful thinking, but maybe you feel the same to him too.
• though, as much as he'd like to stay with you like this, hell if he could he'd do it for all eternity, he has to get up. slowly, he unwraps himself from you, replacing him with his pillow, and goes to get ready for the day.
He's glad you're asleep because if the day ever comes for you to see him with red blush staining his cheeks, he'd rather die. <3
author note pls read :•(
hey sorry ive been gone for like...months. finals came up, second semester started, I've been getting unmotivated not only by writing but my other hobbies and even school too. I'm so sorry,,,I'm especially sorry to all the requests I've ignored for my hiatus,,,writing is NOT easy, and sometimes becomes a chore for me when I get pressured or unmotivated.
I hope you guys enjoy,,,sorry for any errors English is not my first language. I will try my best to post more, but I cannot guarantee I will be consistent. Thank you for reading :•)
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I wrote a mini fanfic about @the-real-google x @totally-bing with a cameo of @yes-im-youtube-kids ^^
TW; gay men and civilian au
Bing was a simple man who loved Google!! He would never admit of course, with the whole river lh thing.
But then one day!! He was walking and touching grass when he ran into Google and YouTube kids.
“Woahhhhh looks like a gay little bottom bitchboy really does walk his pets 😨” Bing spat. YouTube kids laughed and Naruto ran away.
“You prick!! You scared away my kid 🤬🤬” He said in an angry tone
‘Stfu and kiss me—“ he said as if he had balls
And then they kissed and went in an ally that randomly appeared and fucked 😁😁😁
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Hfhdnsmandjsms still can't get over Carmine calling Drayton 'Colgate' ngl- btw I do apologise I don't know how to structure requests,, ;-;
Could you do a Draydon x Ghost type specialist!Reader,?
As a ghost type specialist myself, I would love to do this request 💜
Halloween Movie's | Drayton x Reader (Ghost specialist)
Pokémon Scarlett and Violet Indigo Disk DLC Spoilers ahead!
No content warnings this time. Just pure fluff and curiosity, and I'm pretty sure the title explains this one itself.
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“Hurry up my treasure! I miss you!” The sound of Drayton’s voice calling out for you echoed through the rooms. A smile crossed your face as you continued loading a tray with snacks and drinks, your Mimikyu joyfully helping out with the bowls. If you could see Drayton you know he would be doing grabby hands lying down on the sofa half asleep.
“This would be going a lot faster if you helped out!” You chimed hearing a small shuffle from the living room followed by a poke ball opening. Sure enough his Dragonite came waltzing in ready to help you out. Your Phantump making a squeaking chirp, spinning around the Dragonite's head gleefully. With a deep sigh you call back out to him. “And you can’t just send out your Dragonite to help!”
“But I'm comfy and I need cuddles.” He whined, which caused you to laugh. Anytime he was tired, this man would turn into a clingy, sleepy blob. Sometimes it was the cutest thing, especially if one of yours or his Pokémon were curled up with him. Other times it's a total hindrance, and this was one of those times.
This movie night was his idea. Halloween is always quite hectic around the school as everyone is either wandering around the terrarium in larger groups than normal, or wandering gathered together by the school's entrance for the Halloween dance the Director holds every year. Plus with the amount of people running in and out of rooms dressed up, it can be an absolute nightmare getting around. So Drayton being Drayton, chose the easiest and most comfortable option he could, Horror Movie night marathon. And the odd Disney film sprinkled in.
“Well then if you are that comfortable I suppose I can just watch the movies on my phone in here” You tease knowing full well what his reaction will be. And as if like magic he appeared like a ghost right by your side pulling you away from the side almost causing you to drop everything in a fit of laughter. Drayton kissed your cheek before smiling brightly at the sound of your laughter, pleased to have you in his arms again, even though he did have to get up. The sound of your Pokémon mingling with his filling the room.
Just as he was reaching out to help you out, he is hit with a wave of light-headedness realising his fatal mistake. “Woahhhhh spinning room, spinning room!” His Dragonite helped him stay up before he went tumbling over his own feet. Your Phantump peered over the Dragonite's shoulder curiously as your Gastly and Chandelure giggled behind you.
“And that is what you get for not helping soon.” You smirked, helping him steady himself when his Dragonite let go, “try not to get up too fast next time okay, I may love teasing you but please don’t faint on me.”
“Me faint? Never” Drayton scoffed, looking away slightly red faced, with how quickly he can stand up, he does tend to black out quite often, so he tends to be more laid back and slow. “I’m simply giving my eyes a rest!”
“Sure love, sure…” Shaking your head with a smile, you pat his shoulder, his Dragonite looking smugly at the pair of you. Drayton finally helps you out with the rest of the snacks, once his brain clocks in fully. Your Phantump playing with his Dragonite's tail, much to the Dragonite's enjoyment. A bright cheerful smile on your face at your Pokémon playing. “Don’t fall over!”
“Haha, very funny!” he joked, looking over his shoulder briefly, only to almost fall over the Livingroom table. “You didn’t see that…”
Trying to hold back your laughter as your Gastly snickered behind you, “Yeah… I saw absolutely nothing twinkle toes.”
You could hear his quiet chuckle as you walked into the room, your Chandelure settling into the ceiling when it followed behind you, creating a nice ambient light to fill the room. The moment you set the snack bowls down onto the table, Drayton yanked you form where you were standing and sat you down on his lap before laying down with you on top of him, a blanket somehow already covering you, how he managed to do all that in a matter of a second is impressive. No arguments came from you though, happily settling into his warm embrace, sharing a heartfelt smile with him. His Dragonite settling down by the side of the sofa, your Phantump nestled up with him like a happy baby. Your Mimikyu coming up to the pair of you , nestling down between your legs, as the rest of your team bobbed around the room.
“So what film have you chosen first?” You questioned
“That is for me to know and you to find out!” Drayton answered, switching the tv on.
“You picked Halloween didn’t you?”
“I picked Halloween…”
#pokemon#pokemon dlc#pokemon indigo disk#dlc#drayton#drayton pokemon#fanfic#pokemon spoilers#pokemon sv spoilers#kieran#pokemon scarlet and violet#pokemon fanfiction#fluff#halloween#the teal mask#nintendo
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i just wanna say that I tried getting into booktok recently but I kept comparing a lot of books I read to your writing and couldn’t finish any books bc I felt like infamous was just so so good😩 idk what it is man but keep doing what you’re doing
WOAHHHHH this is the highest of all high compliments my god thank you !!!
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quark watches star trek season 2 episode 20
Mysterious Happenings
"we are hundreds of lightyears past where any earth ship has ever explored" somehow i doubt that
woah, a planet similar to earth that experienced some sort of cataclysm? craaazyyyyy thats never happened befooooore
Psychic Man wants to be friends
what
their sensors are wrong all the time why do they even bother with them
Psychic Man specifically wants to be friends with kirk and spock. dude theyve already got a third but hey im sure theyre open for a fourth
thank you background music for telling me this blonde woman is hot
we are extremely lucky that Psychic Man appears to be at least not chaotic evil
Psychic Man is an orb. ok
woah, there was a war and it was bad? we dont like war???
kirk. you cant just bring up the cold war every episode. youre making the hand of the author too blatant
kirk gets possessed
yet another alien wants kirks body
this is the most erotic description of basic human anatomy ive ever heard
"your captain has an excellent body, doctor mccoy" does he now
...i think this is the episode 0 plot again. i think theyre trying to set up an adam and eve thing with kirk and sexy doctor lady. they literally already did this one
orb shelves
oh ok they need their bodies to build robots. got it
"is it you, jim?" oddly tender there, mccoy. i know what you are.
k we got kirk back
i think he might be slightly in love with this orb
extremely sudden jumpcut back to the ship. little clumsy there
"are they alright in the head, doctor?" "no comment" mccoy i love u
"a simple transference, their minds and ours" "quite simple. happens every day."
kirk is oddly excited to have an alien man inside him
kirk wants your consent before letting aliens enter you
oh this is what a kirk speech is, got it
possessed spock shut up i dont like you
why are there so many episodes where kirk gets horny because of psychic aliens
why are there so many episodes where kirk makes out with somebody because of psychic aliens
alien possessing spock is evil. pretty sure hes jealous of the first guy
noooooo spock dont commit medical malpractice
"android robots"
stupid alien love triangle motivating murder
ominous music as we see doctor lady with her hair down
possessed spock is the straightest weve ever seen him
possessed kirk makes out with possessed doctor lady and then dies
Lets Save Kirks Displaced Mind
why is that robot so slimy
not sure asking mccoy to trade one life for another is gonna work. pretty sure the hippocratic oath prevents that
i kinda love this evil psychic alien lady. shes interesting
oh ok shes not evil anymore. yay!
Psychic Man is once again in the ship, hes actually fine
kirks fine now
"spocks consciousness is gone" no its not
GET AWAY FROM UHURA.
nurse chapel coming in clutch
rip loser
"my friend, spock" mhmm.
woahhhhh spock is actually fine???? wooooooaaaahhhhh.
they played keep away with spocks mind
"oblivion together does not frighten me, beloved" that line kinda goes hard ngl
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Criminal Minds
Inspired by Heartbeat By childish Gambino cause that song makes me dance wildly like no one is watching. ❤️
“So what you’re saying…The Unsub is attracted to women like…Y/N.” Hotch Puckered his lips a bit, everyone’s eyes where suddenly on you. “M-Me?!” You raised your eyebrows. “I mean, look at them. They have the exact same qualities as you do” JJ shifted her focus to the 4 victims stuck on the dry erase Board. You grew quiet for a second, it’s true, all the women have the same features as you do. The hair, the eyes, the lips, the personality and face shape too. “And with this note…” Spence cleared his throat, “seems like he’ll be at XXX club, wearing a red tie…looking for fresh victims…”
“He’s playing games with us. He’s growing angry, wants us to know what he’s doing…he wants to spite us for ignoring him in the media” Morgan lifted himself up and off the table and played with the pen between his fingers. “He wants a victim, give him Y/N then.” Woah woah. WOAH. “Woahhhhh, who said I would do that?!” Gideon shook his head slowly, “I have a plan already” His eyes seemed to bore into something nonexistent and you cleared your throat hesitantly. “Ok.”
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“Ugh, This Dress won’t zip- JJ!” Sticking your back out from the dressing room door, JJ came rushing over to help zip up your dress. “Okay…let’s see!!!” She seemed so giddy for something so dangerous. As she backed up to stand with everyone, you fixed your hair, before walking out of the room. There was a silence, before Morgan whistled loudly. You giggled softly and everyone bursted into chatter about how you looked. “Spencer keep staring or take a picture” Elle laughed gently, causing the boy to turn red and look away.
“Okay, let’s go over the plan again. Y/N, we will filter in the club and go separately in different ways. Hotch will take the upper decks, Reid and Morgan will stay in the back, JJ will nurse the bar and Elle will wait by the women’s bathrooms. You, My dear, will make a scene on the dance floor and wait for our unsub to approach you. REMEMBER! He has to notice you, not anyone else, once he has you, Lead him away and we got him.” Gideon gave you a soft smile “we’ll be close, don’t worry. Lemme have your gun”
Groaning, you handed him your holster and gun, mumbling something about how dangerous this could be. At least the police are hiding around the clubs entrance.
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When you arrived, the loud sound of music and cheering distracted you for a moment, before you existed the car and made your way inside the club. You tried to find some sort of song that could get you going, but nothing seemed to work. “You okay?” Hotch’s voice filtered into your ear “fine..gonna talk to the DJ real quick.”
Making your way to the DJ, you leaned in and suggested a song, to which he nodded his head and in second’s the music switched up. The crowed cheered, so you made your way into the middle and started moving your body to the beat. The words “make a scene” kept bothering you, so you did. A big scene. You danced wildly to the music, hips swaying, arms in the air, you listened to the way the crowd cheered for you, making space. In the moment you felt silly, but…it’s not so bad. You added a bit of sultry dance moves, giving the crowd “fuck me eyes” as you tried to pinpoint any men wearing red ties.
Running your hands up and down your body, you swished your hair around and…bingo. A tall, scary looking, but handsome man was making his way to you. He watched you like he was trying to profile you. Ironic. Once the song ended, you breathed harshly, making your way to the bar, you sat a couple seats away from JJ and simply…waited.
“Hey…I seen you dancing up there and wow…you where amazing…and beautiful” fluttering your eyelashes up, there he was. Your possible unsub. You gave him a pretty smile and offered him a seat. In an instance, the man was touching up on you, breathing in your scent and flirting. “Pull him in more.” Hotch whispered in your ear and you turned to the man, holding his tie “wanna go somewhere private?” You teased.
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“Fuck, stay still pretty girl” he groaned into your neck. You where currently pressed up aganist his black SUV, the windows tinted, he was laying harsh, gross and sloppy kisses and bites to your neck. Come on…just need some DNA.
Your eyes fluttered up and…Reid. You locked eyes with reid, he gave you a sad look, face a bit red, before Gideon came up behind him. “FBI! Get off the girl!”
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“Holy shit!! I can’t believe we caught him!!!” Morgan laughed loudly on the plane ride home, “it was just Chance…the DNA on Y/Ns necked matched the DNA left on the women.” You sighed, covering your eyes a bit, before the sudden sound of the song filled your ears. “What?” Lifting your head up, Hotch had everyone around him staring at his phone. Getting up, you walked right over and your heart dropped. “HOTCH!” You screamed, the video was of you dancing wildly to the music.
“What kind of dance moves even are these?!” Elle laughed, holding her tummy. “THEYRE GOTHIC, ITS ALL I COULD COME UP WITH! PLUS! I was a goth/punk kid in highschool OMGG” You covered your face in embarrassment “I-I think it’s cute! I mean like, the gothic style match’s Y/N so well! Ya know, it was a pretty common dance style in the 1850s and the 80s-90s! It’s just amazing she knows these!” Spencer tried to protect you from the teams teasing and you smiled a bit at him “thank you” leaning in, you pressed a sweet kiss to his temple. “NOW DELETE IT! BEFORE I BECOME THE UNSUB!”
“Technically, since we know who you are, you wouldn’t- OWW OWW OKAY ILL DELETE IT-“
#send me asks#yes yes yes#fan fic writing#fan fic requests#fan fic stuff#fan fic reading#fan fic asks#criminal minds#criminal minds fan fic#spencer reid#jason gideon#elle greenaway#aaron hotchner#y/n#fan fiction#Spencer Reid x you#spencer reid x y/n#derek morgan
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Renza :O
I finished watching Red Hood!!! YOUR MAN WAS BROUGHT BACK FROM THE DEAD??? WOAHHHHH
Yup!!! My beloved Zombie Boy! Or if we are going the musical route (mans wanted to be a theatre kid when he was in school but just didn’t because of vigilante stuff) ((how dare Bruce just get in the way of this precious kids childhood huh??)) my Dead Boy Walking (he loves heathers I know it)
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yerah this is sucvhs a crazy tghing like im thinking of you RIGTH NOW and so i've gone to your page and read up what ur doing (SORRY IM ON BLYRRTYS ACCOUNT RIGHT NOW BT IT;S ME OUT OF CHARACTER MGKLASMDG) and honestlky
yeah i have a life just as complex and detailed as yours, and that's something i always have to remind myself of that you have a life just as detailed as me, we're both thinking that about people.
then i dissociate all the time /have derealization ands i'm fuckin zonked man and that's crazy bc what if i don't exist teehee what if those moments u stopped thinking about me </3 so i stop existing
HAHAGAHSGXH I GOT SO CONFUSED. I THOUGHT BLURRY WAS SENDING DARIAN MY POSTS AND I WAS LIKE WOAHHHHH THATS TOO MUCH 4TH WALL BREAK. THEN I REALISED IT WAS TO THIS BLOG INSTEAD. Honestly Sam jumpscare
Anyways yeah it's always been so weird to me. I had a friend a bit back who was like "oh yeah I tell my family about you all the time and they love you" and "do you ever have imaginary conversations with your friends? Because I imagine talking to you like you're right here"
And I was just like 🤯 I didn't register that other people were capable of that too. Like wdym you have that level of being alive? I thought I was the only one with human experiences 😔
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day 99: moved out
we moved out today!! i am exhausted, i was supposed to study but then lol im here in bed, ill get on it of course but man i am exhausted, staying at a different now and its small but whatever im going home for the holidays, i think the somewhat highlight of today was the people who moved my stuff HAHAHAH because the person i spoke with on the phone sent his team and i met him and he points at one of his team members and goes “and that’s the handsome one” and i look at him and WOAH WOAH WOAHHHHH OK I SEE yea HAHAHAAH ok nighty night!!
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a silly little ranble
I reblogged that "I love men" post THIRTY SIX?? THIRTY SEVEN?? TIMES AND THEN PUT IN MY QUEUE TO KEEP GOING OFF FOR AWHILE
And the post that gets a "woah there buddy that's a lot of rebloggs" is the one I reblogged six times. Single digit.
this is so fucking funny I'm losing it. 36 reblogs of gay shit??? That's normal this is the Gay Shit website. 6 reblogs of a blorbo? Woah man. WOAHHHHH. Hold ur fuckin horses denny's cheeseburger with fries. You gotta answer for ur reblogs, buddy-biscuit!
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So i cant help but write abt this, im srry if like you dont have the same hair type or smt like that? Anyway i rlly dont see any fics abt curly haired readers SO why not write chaotic curly hair reader with the entire chain >:) Lol not the reader able to steal rupees and put them in their hair without the chain noticing >:DDDD HOPE U ENJOY BTW THIS IS JUST LIKE I LITTLE DRABBLE I THOUGHT OF NOT RLLY THE OFFICIAL OF THE OTHERS
Readers POV:
WHY DID THIS MONKEY THINK OF THIS, EXCUSE ME BUT I DO NOT CONSENT TO THIS! We at a nice river, wind was bien the little gremlin he was and yk me, just chillin......drawin time anime style in a Pikachu onesie.......... big brain ik. "AYO BROSKI, U BETTER WATCH WHERE YOU THROW YOUR WATER! I DO NOT WANNA GET WET TODAY!" I yell at wind cause for some reason he looked like he was getting sturdy on the water....thats wild frfr (sturdy is a type of dance btw) "this bun is killing me" I mumbled to myself, closing my sketchbook. I wore a bun the entire time i traveled with the chain. I had my reason tho. If i were to take of the bun, my hair would be a complete mess AND so poofy. Especially if i get it wet. Also i havent seen a curly haired person in all the hyrules yet so im not sure either way.... BUT IM TIRED SO YK WHAT? FUCK ALL THAT AND BYE BYE BUN! I took off the hair tie carefully trying not to hurt and pull my hair, mission failed. As i guessed my hair was a complete mess and.... wait i got a afro? neat. "WOAHHHHH Y/N YOUR HAIR!" I looked up, my bangs were covering half my face. That voice came from wind, THIS LITTLE GREMLIN STILL IN THAT NASTY WATER BRO. "Yea what about it?" I said confused, yall really never saw curly hair before? "Its so poofy! and curly..." Wild said, bros interested "Yea I know! Yall really never saw this hair type before?" I questioned cause HOW COME THEY NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE?? "Well not in my hyrule" Sky said from next to me. This guy really used a ender pearl to get here "Same, do u mind if I touch your hair? If not its ok! It just looks so soft.." AWWWWW HOW COULD I SAY NO TO MY HYRULE MY POOKIE! "Yea of course, I really don't care" I said like it was nothing, I REALLY REALLY HOPE THIS MONO POOKIE NUMBER 139 DOESNT PULL MY HAIR CAUSE IF HE DOES ISTG "Wow, its so soft!" "Tankeu" Ayo is that leged comein closer IS HE FINALLY GONNA NOTICE ME- "Why do you look like a pom pom. Your hair covers half your face, you know that right?" ....... EMOTIONAL DAMAGE "I know, have you seen curly hair before?" "Can't say that I have" oh, so no hyrule had curly hair??? "Well i have, i think?" TWILIGHT MY BABA GWORL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RN COE HERE SO I CAN GIVE U KISSES- "Really! Thank lord" "Well i think, i saved this girl who had curly hai then she left." Oh damn. Imagine "How do you even de-tangle your hair?" Warriors said from ThE sHaDoWs "You dont, till you wash it that is. and when you do, you go part my part so you dont yank your hair" I need to wash my hair.......... "Ohhh, you put in a bun so u can fight right?" MAN ENOUGH WITH THE QUESTIONS BRO! Imma die here wih these monos questioning me
I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS! I ALSO HOPE YOU ARE WELL! the next one i think might be legend....idk CYA NEXT TIMEE!
"THIS MONO POOKIE NUMBER 139"
is my favourite fucking thing OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!
Wind fucking do the sturdy is infact WILD DSHJKDA like MY GUY!! get out of the nasty ass water and get ur ass up here! Fucking hell HDSJA
Of course they're asking all these questions-- nosy mfs!!!
(I dont have curly hair but this was still a DELIGHT to read!!!! thank you so much anon! <3)
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OOOOOOH MAN I DDDOOOO LIKE THAT WIAH WKAH WOAH WOSH WOAHHHHH DOC I AM BARKING, WORSHIPPING, DROOLING, RUNNING FIR THAT MAN AWWWOOOOOGA HEART BEATS OUT OF CHEST EYES POP OUT JAW FALLS ON THE FLOOR TONGUE ROLLS OUT CARTOONISHLY BA DUM BA DUM BA DUN BA DUM
WHAT I WWOULD DO FOR THAT MAN BRO AAAGGGGHHHHH ATRRRRGGHHG AERGGGH💋💋💋💋🥰🥰🥰😍😍🥰😍😍I QM QBSOLUTELY THRILLED BY THAT LAUGH, JUMPING, DOING JUMPING JACKS, SHAKING, SWEATINGZ THAY LAUGH IS SO💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋
-chatty anon
Hahaha, I guess it's safe to say that you approve of the VA choice then? As it turns out, one of the other Anons in my inbox has just sent me the link to a full video of his lines, which I'll be posting in a couple seconds. I'm sure you'll be happy with them. ;)
(PS. I almost forgot to mention, but I got that small expansion on your Doc request, and it's been very helpful in setting up the scenario, so thank you haha. ❤️ It will take a little longer to come out cause I'm doing two versions, but it has been in the works. Plus, all this recent Doc stuff is making me want to write for him anyway.)
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woahhhhh an actual thing for my fursona??? crazy man
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*throws this at you* new sona 👍👍👍👍
WOAHHHHH I AM LOOKING HOLY SHIT 👁👁
MY MAN DEADASS SAID FUCK YOU AND MADE HIMSELF THE GAY FLAG /j
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My head is so floaty today like woahhhhh
idk why I feel so weird I don’t do drugs or anything but man it’s a weird feeling
I have calamari inkatation stuck in my head
#Splatoon#hi#i’m dying#I feel really nice rn but like idk why#My head feels like it’s floating off into a cloud of fuzz
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