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I think it's time for a second meteor

#I'm like that fish in SpongeBob #MY LEGS #Immobile just in time for summer fun x

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Not to be gay but I got a crop top and am now celebrating the interlocking of men's and women's fashion over the years while fulfilling the stylistic dreams of a body negative teen.............................if you even care

#I look like the queercoded evil older brother in 90s coming of age movies #Now if only my dysphoria could stop that'd be great

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actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

#Oh dear #Dies

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Your ad for today.

Fuck yeah I've got to get me one of those

#Goonies 3 really did it for me tho

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I'm sorry but

"She's my wife!!"

"No, she's your widow" *proceeds to shoot him*

is like the hardest line I've ever heard.

#He did no wrong committed no crimes Bobby showed up protected spat bars shot a weirdo #Get out of jail free card #Can't wait to read the og story

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#This except I don't have any remorse #<- #You know damn well what you signed up for #Talk about myself? Sure why not #But let me interrupt to tell you about bbgs top 10 traumas like this is autobiographical therapy

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diversity loss this trans man is just as much of an emotionally unavailable avoidantly attached brick as any cis guy

#d) all of the above

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No idea how that's warm and cosy.

I'm not going to say what that looks like, fill in the gap with your own imagination, ladies gents betweens and stars beyond

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Sitting through that class on multi level marketing as a queer man was strange

#Having to read about how business slay queen girlbosses push forward mlms never sounded so homophobic #Thanks finance studies

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Hell yeah brother it's a normal tuesday

Apparently dating back to 2015, the almost 10 year old shitpost generator does show its age, but all the more it beautifully captures the tone and style of tumblr shitposts of the era. It's not dated, as much as it is a historical artefact.

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My fellas Pokémon Unite styles because I used to be addicted (only stopped because of storage space, pokemon come back to me plsplsplspls)

Darian- all around player, but mainly stays on defense and backs up anyone with loads of points to score. Thinks it's hilarious to block and trap people, so would probably main Alolan ninetails or mister mime

Alir- attacker, constantly charging in. Would be petty and kill multiple players just to score like 2 points. They would hunt down anyone that goes near their goals, even if they go back in their own territory. Absolutely loves spam attacking, so Tsareena, Dodrio, Sylveon

Mark- is this guy even here. Stealth plays, will hide in bushes if anyone comes near and spends the whole time gathering points, then randomly reappears to score 50 points before running off again. Turns up for the final 2 minutes with a really high level and instantly eradicates anyone that interrupts his point scoring. He is on a mission. Probably just plays ones he recognises- Venusaur, Blastoise. Or Aegislash because it looks cool and he likes it's big alt

Dani- she's fucking dead

#darian talk #mark talk #alir talk #dani talk

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If we start turning artists' names into verbs, how many of them would you assume would have an immediate and obvious meaning? While there were so many better things he should be known for, if someone "Van Gogh'd themselves" you're going to assume that a non-medically-necessary ear removal was involved. But what does one do if they plan to "Hemingway their way out" of something? Like is their plan to Just Start Saying Shit, and if they can't win people over with overconfidence, it is time for violence, and just start fucking punching people out?

What does one do when they Dalí something? What kind of a skillset does a person have if their talents include being able to Edith Piaf through anything?

#The utter and absolute horror of someone saying “I freuded ur mom last night”

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Today's ad has a creepy baby in it.

For some reason.

HAGSGCHSHSHG????

#Is it holding a gun

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Sounds like a good night to me lads 💪

#Im scared of sex and drinking

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I remember in Spanish class when I was 14 the teacher showed us "top 10 worst accidents in bullfighting" as a fun little treat and it made me and my friend excited to go to Spain because we might get to see a bull permanently disfigure a guy and dislodge his eyeball. What kind of medieval execution crowd bullshit are 14 year olds pulling jesus christ

#I was such a little shit #Giggling and deadstaring gore scenes #I can't do gore now which ig you can class as growth #If only that young man had been exposed to Hannibal tv show 🥺

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#Innate for some people let me tell you #But overall brought about by the horrors that have developed over time

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I'm bringing sexy back

fun fact:

HOT PEOPLE CAN BE AROMANTIC/ASEXUAL/AROACE TOO

#I'm scared of sex