UGHHRRRR I DONT HAVVE MUCH 💔💔💔 THIS ID ALL I GOT GUYS💔💔💔
HAPPY BIRDTHDAY SPAMTON IM SORRY I LOVE YOH 💔💔💔
Also obligatory spamton doodles because @charrfie said cannon spamton was handsome and I wanted to incorporate some of that into my style! So these r just some messing around doodles (sobs)
(fun fact: this is a redraw from my old IwaOi drawings. Was gonna put the pictures of it beside my art now for comparison but I don't want u guys to be traumatized <3)
wayne, dressed as an old lady: oh the world keeps changing, it's so bizarre, could give me a detailed analysis of how this high security transportation vehicle works?
a poor tekiel guard: well you see, once these doors lock no one can enter in or out for twelve whole hours.
wayne, noting in his traded notebook: and would you say this mechanism is completely foolproof? could dynamite penetrate it? what about allomancers?
tekiel guard: what would they do? Push so hard they'd be blown off the train? if they did get into it, there will be guards waiting inside
wayne, still in an old lady's costume: and what are they armed with?
tekiel guard: a motherfuckin- hold on...
wayne:...
tekiel guard: and why would you-
wayne: OH I'M MISSING MY TEA *RUNNING*
wayne, changing his costume to a lord: oh, by the Survivor! how did this happen?
tekiel guard: he was disguised as an elderly-
wayne: and how many soldiers did yoy say again you had, Captain?
tekiel guard: three dozen-
wayne: THAT'S NOT ENOUGH, LET ME SEND YOU MY PERSONAL GUARD
wayne, now in the costume of a guard: oh, my lord is quite paranoid, i'll let you do what you need to do.
i need to be cuddling with a sleepy girl and have her sneeze into my chest and be too sleepy to do anything so i get to take care of her cute nose as she rests
Just got inspired by this post for a FengQing au because I read it wrong of like, what if they got hit with something that linked their minds?? Basically forced telepathy?? Like, imagine how chaotic that would be. Feng xin coming to the realization that Mu Qing cares more than he lets on but is terrified of getting hurt (so he’s basically a feral alley cat) while Mu Qing himself is caught off guard by how much Feng xin genuinely cares about him and how often he ends up thinking of him.
Additional thought that is almost completely unrelated, just add Xie lian into the forced telepathy and how fast would FengQing get concerned by Xie lian’s every day thought process. Like, just random passing thoughts that reveal a LOT about him/what he’s been doing for the last 800 yrs while they weren’t there or on a bad day where they find out about all the horrible things that they weren’t around for that Xie lian doesn’t like thinking about but is forced to unpack. You could also add empathy. Because that would be fun.
(Why does my brain decide to have all these ideas when I have actual stuff to do…)