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xxcherrycherixx · 7 months
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cupid's gals meet
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fivefatweeb · 3 months
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soft5ku11 · 1 year
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OH ITS HERE, YO
I'll probably update this at least 2-3 times (blame my adhd please this was meant to come out like a month ago)
My Kofi is here! DM me on tumblr after you've donated to notify me & so i can thank you if you decide to support me. :)
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demonictacobeard · 3 months
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Adam, still going through it, texting Lucifer because that’s the only fucker he knows here who he only hates most of the time: Why is a fucking pig lying on my bed?!
Lucifer, texting back right away: It’s hard being the only one of your kind in a place, he must have been so excited to hear you were here that he came to see you himself
Adam, using Doomgle for the first time to find pictures of ducks saying die in a fire: Die
Lucifer, torn between being pissed at the duck meme or loving it: You first, no that would be second wouldn’t it?
Adam, sending a rolling eyes Hellmoji: Oh no I’m dead, so fucking original. Not like I haven’t done this before, bitch nothing you say will piss me off more then dying from advanced aging
Angel Dust, accidentally reading the whole thing over his shoulder, an easy task: That’s where Fat Nugget is?! Fuck, why’d he run off there? I don’t wanna go into the depression cave, and I know Adam doesn’t want me to come knocking either
Lucifer, waving his hand and opening a portal into Adam’s room: I’ve got this. Adam! You can deposit the pig here into the waiting arms of his owner
Adam, shoving his hands through the portal while holding a whining Fat Nugget: Who’s miniature ham is this even?
Angel Dust, scooping Fat Nugget up: Mine! Nugget, my sweet little shit. Why’d you go and fall asleep in a lamb paddock?
Adam, flipping Angel off through the portal and slowly dragging his hand out of it: Wilbur got lonely, guess Charlotte isn’t entertaining after all huh?
Angel Dust, flipping him off back with his lower arms: Just shut up you shitty ass sheep, a Shepard would leave you behind on purpose
Lucifer, cutting that short by closing the portal: Charlie’s going to be so happy he spoke to someone today
Husk, cleaning his lemon juicer: She’ll be happier about it then Adam himself
Lucifer, shaking his head: No, trust me he lives for this shit. He’d rather argue then being left completely to himself. Because if he’s all alone he’ll get bored. He hates being bored
Angel raising a suggestive eyebrow: And…your majesty just how do you know that?
Husk, slapping his face because he warned Angel about teasing the King Of Hell a hundred times: He has fun undoing everything I do to keep his ass alive, doesn’t he?
Lucifer, staring at him silently before laughing a little too loudly: No reason!
Angel after Lucifer tugs his collar and leaves awkwardly: I think the king doth protest too much, Husk
Husk, sighing: I think you are doth interested, in the business of a man who can kill a seven deadly sin if he wanted to, too much
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i-dont-r3member · 8 months
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thebeardlyben · 2 months
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Behold! My lazy pie-loving tabaxi rogue bordering on the very edge of copyright infringement.
Playing him for a one-shot this weekend :P
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butchbigcatz · 5 days
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DO NOT TOUCH - POLLUTION HAZARD
(Non oil covered image below)
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Moonpaw has no description yet but I’m rooting for an all tortoiseshell arc so she’s a tortie with high white and really amber eyes. Went the blood moon route as I’m personally already thinking of Moonpaw going down an antagonist route instead of being the perfect protagonist. I think she should end up poisoning everyone and permanently cutting off Starclan OR have a dark forest connection instead. She falls in love with the oil reflection in the moonpool but it’s not just her reflection, something more spiritual going on there.
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numberonepartyboy · 14 days
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fuck you!!!! *untwinkifies and unwhitifies jay*
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forestshadow-wolf · 9 months
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Ghost: *walking limping into the room*
Soap, touching ghost's ass: who did this to you
Ghost, unamused: you. Ya fockin' rabbit
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yakeisoda · 2 months
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drew kaeya w my cat bc i can
my cat w kaeya plushie under the cut
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ramsaybaggins · 1 month
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*HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING*
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pinkcrittertomb · 3 months
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People don't draw Fem Buggy as an old woman (as she should be) enough
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nocofamilyau · 10 months
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so much for his day off, eh? (1/8)
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why is my follower count going up. what did i do. u weirdos are freaking me out. buddy whats up
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tummyspilled · 4 months
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Clover, the Beginning of my Ruination 🍪
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Owen, peacefully existing: “Hey guys! It’s me Owen 😋-“
The td fandom: “SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAT ANNOYING PIECE OF SHIT!! ALL YOU EVER DO IS EAT AND FART!! 💢EAT AND FART 💢
YOU DIDN’T DESERVE TO WIN TDI YOU INSUFFERABLE TUB OF LARD! HOW DID YOU EVEN PULL IZZY?? IM GLAD SHE DUMPED YOUR UGLY FATASS WHEN SHE HAD THE CHANCE! THIS IS WHY ALEJANDRO IS BETTER (and hotter) THAN YOU! YOUR PARENTS HAVE NEVER LOVED YOU AND I HOPE YOU FIND A CORNER TO CURL UP IN AND STAY THERE FOR THE REST OF YOUR PATHETIC LIFE UNTIL YOU SLOWLY STARVE AND DIE.
BURN IN HELL 🔥🔥🔥”
Owen: “😦..”
“I-I can’t have fucking shit here.”
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