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drops this here

Jo: Here's an open letter to a treasure of boy!

Lightning: Sha-me!

Jo: Whose behaviour on this show brings anything but joy!

Lightning: Sha-what?!

Jo: He’s a nasty, drugged-up duncehead, who calls himself your host! Without the help of his entourage, his career would be toast!

Entourage: Hey!

Lightning: Hey! Hey...

Jo: His coaches do his homework, so he’s never passed a class! He’s just so full of you-know-what he has to double-wipe his ass!

Lightning: I eat a lot of sha-fiber!

Jo: He brought two football jerseys, with number twelve and number one. So when his team wins the next game, he’ll say he did it just for fun!

Entourage: Hey!

Jo: He’s not the guy you think he is, so I’ll tell you what’s so frightening. There’s thick black hair between his toes, and his real name isn’t Lightning!

Entourage: Hey!

Jo: He’s a stupid, selfish narcissist and his real name isn’t Lightning! He brags and cheats,cuz he’s evil, bros, and his real name isn’t Lightning…

Jo: IT'S RUDOLPH!

This is a work of art

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Girl... You need a shot of b12

Idk, saw this on YouTube and was like.. "Why not?"

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I can just start spouting stuff that I feel like completely relates to the utter horrible standards the fandom has.

So take a deep breathe everyone I'm going to attempt to go through literally everything that peeves me in the tdi :

Thanks to seeing posts the fact that Courtney is seen as abusive and is therefore treated like she's a bad person and bad character for it meanwhile everyone can like chase and other horrible men just because they're somewhat silly sometimes (this thread point also includes Alejandro who people will literally dumb down and then act like Courtney is a she-devil)

Sky is a character people complain about way too much because she wasn't a completely perfect girl but then also say she was too perfect?? Apparently?? And then suggest that she's like two female characters that she's not even like (tbf priya and zoey don't feel similar either( meanwhile you'll have Characters who are similar who are guys but it's considered fine.

Kadie and Sadie are completely shit on meanwhile Raj and Wayne are celebrated. Yes Wayne and Raj have more screen time, yes I still think it's weird people will act like raj and Wayne are "so much better then them" despite being attached at the hip

The fact Zoey is treated poorly for being overly perfect, meanwhile Alejandro is treated like he's the greatest antagonist to ever exist despite being almost comically perfect and pulling out even more random skills out of thin and I don't even LIKE ZOEYS CHARACTER.

I get very frustrated when people act like the women are horrible meanwhile the men also suck please please think about your stuff

🗒 anon

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pov: they both go to work at 4:30 in the morning

#Average Francis and Angus interaction #that’s not my neighbor #tnmn #reblog

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one of my fav things about td fans is how crazy the age range is. you have gen wunners like me who grew up with seasons 1-3 and are now in their 20s all the way to the teen new gens growing up with the show now and posting some of the most beautiful artwork i’ve ever seen. total drama is eternal

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#total drama is inevitable #total drama is life #total drama #td #tdi #reblog

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Oh and if you have notice, yes he’s wearing a th0ng

Tw// suggestive +yul

I have no excuses this time

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Tw// suggestive +yul

I have no excuses this time

#total drama #disventure camp #dc yul #dcas #suggestive art

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I watched "Rock'n Rule" today, and seriously, when i saw Owen returning, i screamed "OOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNN" really loud.

#this is so me fr #I love owen with all my heart #total drama #td #tdi #td owen #reblog

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Total Drama AU, where Heather makes an alliance with Noah and Lindsay, instead of Beth and Lindsay... With Noah being the Brains of the Team, while Heather is the Leader... And Noah slowly gains a soft spot for Lindsay...

*Noah gets to be the schemer that he was always meant to be.

*In their first challenge, Noah knew how to properly build the hot tub and casually tells the others how to do it.

*Heather notices how smart and clever Noah is and decides that making an alliance with him would be perfect.

*Heather makes the alliance with Noah, while they were running for the Stay Awake Challenge, then later she makes the alliance with Lindsay while they were all staying awake.

*Noah compliments Heather for the clever idea of stealing Eva's mp3 player to make the strong girl angry and get kicked off.

*When Noah falls asleep, he ends up platonically cuddling with Lindsay and Heather then he wakes up super embarrassed about it, but Lindsay thinks that sleeping Noah is a cutie.

*During the Dodgeball Challenge, Noah does the sport even though he was terrible at it (which Heather teased him about, while Lindsay gives Noah encouragement), in this story Beth gets eliminated cause she was scared of getting hit in the face and kept running away from the ball (I'm sorry Beth).

*When Heather was angry at Gwen for refusing to accept her leadership and wanted to humiliate her by reading her diary to the world... But Noah quickly tells her that idea is stupid, cause Heather will only gain enemies that would want to eliminate her early... So, Noah came up with a better idea, that would both humiliate Gwen and vote her off the island as a bonus...

*Using his genius intelligence and skills, Noah hacks into the confessional cameras in the outhouse, as well as probably other cameras and gets a lot of Gwen's meaner words... Including the ones where Gwen insults everyone on her team, except for Leshawna and Trent (cause TDI Gwen was a grumpy, goth girl and she was a bit of a jerk sometimes; I'm sorry Gwen, I like your character)... Noah creates a video of all of Gwen's mean words, gives the video to Heather, who shows it to everyone at the talent show...

*Almost everyone turns against Gwen and the poor goth girl gets voted off that night, with only Leshawna, Trent and Cody comforting her... Gwen is touched that Cody forgives her for calling him annoying in the video and they become friends, before she leaves... Heather and Noah are proud of themselves, while Lindsay can't help but feel guilty (even though Gwen had insulted her too)...

*In the Outdoors Challenge, Noah almost immediately knew that the bear was only Izzy in a bear costume... when the actually bear shows up, Noah shares a tree branch with Heather and Lindsay.

*Noah lies about his worst fear being that he has to kiss Heather, causing everyone to laugh at the joke... Chris knows that Noah is lying, but tells Noah to kiss Heather anyway, cause Chris knows that Noah will hate it... Afterwards, both Noah and Heather don't stop using mouthwash until their mouths are numb, while Lindsay playfully teases them about being a cute couple.

*During the Canoe To Another Island Challenge, Noah and Lindsay begin to slowly bond and start becoming actual friends.

*During the Deer Paintball Challenge, Hunter Noah helps Deer Heather find the perfect place to hide and guards Heather, while Lindsay looks for berries for them to eat... Heather then keeps insulting Lindsay (who wasn't there at the moment) which angers Noah to the point where he decides to shoot her with the paintball gun and Heather later grabs Lindsay's gun to shoot him back... They still have the alliance, but Heather had to promise not to insult Lindsay to Noah's face anymore.

*However, while Heather always saw Lindsay as a puppet, Noah instead slowly develops a soft spot for the blonde fashionista... and that soft spot eventually helps Noah become a somewhat better person.

*Lindsay becomes Noah's BFF, instead of Owen.

*During the Cooking Challenge, Noah smirks and does nothing when Leshawna and the others lock Heather in the fridge.

*During the Trust Challenge, Noah and Owen get paired together and they bond quite a bit.

*During Chef's Challenge, Lindsay helps Noah power through the challenges, while Heather taunts Noah for letting his friendship with Lindsay 'make him soft'.

*During the Bike Race Challenge, Noah is proud of Lindsay for standing up to Heather and hugs her... Lindsay gives Noah a platonic kiss on the cheek, before she accepts her elimination and leaves on the boat... After Heather doesn't give up her invincibility to protect Lindsay, Noah breaks up his alliance with Heather.

*Either Noah makes it to the Final Three and defeats Heather in the Triple Dog Dare Challenge (with Owen's help)... or Noah accidentally gets voted off by the eliminated contestants (like what happened to Leshawna in canon), but before that happens, Noah perhaps hacked into Chris's computer earlier and knew about the eliminated contestants possibly voting someone off... and Noah decided to leave written ideas for challenges (like the Triple Dog Dare Challenge) and hope that one of his ideas finally get Heather eliminated (which it does).

*Noah secretly feels a little guilty for being the indirect reason Heather was shaved bald (he felt like that was going a bit too far), so he leaves Heather a wig for her to wear by her resort room's door and Heather doesn't find out who it's from... or does she?

*Lindsay and Beth still become friends at 'Playa De Losers', while Noah still becomes friends with Owen... but Noah and Lindsay are each other's BFF, in this story... Noah and Tyler also get along (since Tyler is dating Lindsay)...

*Lindsay also convinces Noah to properly apologize to Gwen.

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Imagine *this* chasing you. Horrifying thought really

i feel like everyone forgets how flexible tyler is he scares me

#total drama #td #tdi #td tyler #reblog

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I was gonna add her but I didn’t think she was one ur faves 😭

I wanna try and summon some ppl rq

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Helloooooo 👋🏾

I wanna try and summon some ppl rq

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EWWWWWWW /j

Man.... /ref

Og image under the cut

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I wanna try and summon some ppl rq

#total drama #td #tdi #td alejandro #td Noah #td geoff #td trent #a

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Ik this’ll prolly never happened but I wish Owen could’ve interacted with the reboot contestants or at least interacted with Priya when he was in that one episode. Like imagine the potential and undermined dynamics right there.

(Headcanons & ideas down below ⬇️)

It’s heavily hinted that Priya idolizes Owen and he must’ve been a big inspo for her to win td; she sees him as this sort of role model (and possibly a parental figure).

Owen holds representation of being a team player and has clearly shown that anyone can win total drama by playing fair and square which is what Priya has done since the beginning. I’d say if they were to ever meet, Priya would suddenly geek out and constantly stare at him with starry puppy eyes (he’s a bit creeped out by it but at the same time happy that he actually has someone who admires him).

Priya, like the enthusiast she is, would bombard Owen with THOUSANDS of questions about being a former td contestant, including his personal life. Like, “How did you win total drama island?” “Why did you auditioned for total drama?” “What were the hardest challenges for you?” “How’s Noah doing?” “What was it like being on teams with the others?” “Are you and Izzy still together?” “Are you and Izzy married?” “Are you and Noah married-“ Yeahhhh Owen has to slow her down before she explodes lol.

But in other words, yeah he answered all of Priya’s questions and even ask her questions too.

He would also teach Priya that while it is good she plays the game correctly, she also has to make sure she has a fun time while doing it. And explain that’s how he basically won tdi, having fun.

(At one point Priya, blurted out “would you adopt me” and Owen says “What?” “What?”). I think that’d be so funny.

#they could’ve had the best father-daughter dynamic of cartoon history #I live for father figure owen #he’s 1000x the parent Priya’s couldn’t be #oh and he also be quite upset when watching Pri’s audition tape #+ extremely pissed at her parents for making Priya train for her entire life besides letting her live it #hitting owen with the father figure beam #total drama #td #tdi #td reboot #td owen #td priya

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one of the funniest bits in action, for me at least, was beth's "glow up era" of her having her braces removed and immediately getting a boyfriend because of it. mostly because, in the canonical timeline, there was only a span of like three days between the island special and the first episode of action. especially when her boyfriend turned out to be real.

beth met a guy at the orthodontist, rizzed him up, immediately left him alone for ~8 weeks to compete on a reality tv show and he still came to see her at the finale. queen behaviour.

#we stan a queen #stan beth !!! #total drama #td #tda #reblog

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Jesus Christ I just threw up

#well that’s a no to school then