#Tory would love dogs and always pet them when she sees someone walking their dog

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MonsterOlympics One Shot +13 (Part 1)

Monster Maze HighXMonster High

This One shot is divided in parts because is long as hell XD, as well this contains many racy jokes, black humor and swearing, if youre sensitive with this humor i recommend you to not read this shit, as well this One shot is just for fun

The Spring/Summer season, A Flowering but sunny season for Romance, vacation And Mating.

But also a Season for the sports specially in the Monster Maze High, where the Students and the Staff where preparing everything for the most importan Event for them.

The Monster Olympics an important event where the Students shows their skills in many sporty activities in competition against any School for monsters.

Everyone especially Betrayus was excited for the event.

Betrayus: Alright Class, that's all for today's class but first I have an announcement for all of you!.

Clyde: Will you wanna add an Ice Cream Machine in the Cafeteria!?

Inky: Clyde we already have one...

Clyde: Oh.. Hehe yeah I forgot that part.

Pacster: Awww I don't minded to have another one...

Skeebo: Chill out Lemon lizard, is that really the only thing you use your mouth?

Spiral: Hey!! Don't insult my Bro like that!!

Bradley: Hey! Don't yell at my boyfriend!!

Pacster: and you don't yell at my Friend!!

Victor: And you don't yell to my Ex!!

Pacster: Try me Bitch!!

Aurora: Oh no..

Ryan: *face palm* Ugh...

They were about to fight as many times in other classes but they where stopped by Mr Betrayus.

Betrayus:*Demonic Voice* SILENCE!!

The students where now quiet in their seats

Betrayus: Uhum as I was saying I have good news for you.

Pinky: Will you add Hot springs rooms for all the students and the Staff?

Cylindria: Pinky.. this is the first time I'm Agree with you.

Inky: Yeah! Sounds like a good idea.

Betrayus: *Sniff Sniff* We are already working on it, Pinky you have an A by thinking in the staff :,D

Pinky: Really!? Thank you Teacher~

Skeebo: Tsk.. smug..

Bradley: C'mon Foxy it's a Great idea~

Ryan: Oh Man I can't wait for it..

Betrayus: Easy Dear Students, as you already know... The Monster Olympics is coming here, so for it I sent to make new uniforms for you and why not the staff too.

Amber: We will have new Sport uniforms!!?? O.M.G Now I don't know what is better if the Hot Springs or the uniforms!.

Farid: Duh Obviously Both news are wholesome... I hope the uniform is Blue, that color makes my beauty shine~

Farren: dude, the most important thing is that the uniform is comfy enough for us.

Spiral: You understand me Bro

Farley: *lifts his hand up* Hey Mr D-.. Betrayus.. with who we will compete this year?...

Blinky: Tell me we will not compete against the Belfry Prep...

Inky: Yeah.. I know we beat them..

Bradley: but they where such a bastards with us..

Skeebo: Ugh that vampires.. if I see any vampire from that school I have no doubts in Break his teeth by what they do to you that year Bunny..

Betrayus: Good Boy Skeebo~ but Don't worry Guys we will not Compete against them again...

Aurora: Phew what a Relief..

But this year they would fight against a School similar to them.

Betrayus: We will compete against Monster High!

Farley: Monster High?..

Pacster: You mean that school where all the cool things happens there?

Betrayus: What do you mean?

Spiral: Yeah, we are all follow a monster blog where many news are released, and all the cool things happens in that school and of course it's released in the page..

Amber: Since founding the Vampire Queen and give her company in her movie release in Horrywood, face the same Van Hellsing, Going to Boo York, etc.. all the things happens in this school are just fights, parties, and regular School dramas.

Mandy: *sighs* yes, the only interesting thing happened in this School is Just the Attack of Apex Crowd next to his pet Hans.

Cylindria: It's not the School's fault, we don't look for an adventure because we don't want it... I most suggest more school trips.

Betrayus: Conceded And you have an A by understanding as always Cily.

Bradley: And Dad? How would be the things about the event?

Betrayus: Good Question son, i asked for the uniforms, they will be here this Friday, about where we will do the event, me and my brother already talked with the Headless Master Bloodgood and we are agree in doing the event here in this same campus, before the event some students from Monster High will come to know you and take along.

The Ring bells, it was time for lunch and the students where free to leave.

Betrayus: Well students that's all for today's class don't forget to do your homework *leaves*

Everyone have leave except for the Fluffy Gang, Farid and Farren noticed that Farley was completely in shock while his tail was wagging.

Farid: C'mon Farley it's Time for lunch and time to take care of Claw.

Farren: Hey, what's wrong man?

Farley: We will compete against Monster High.. you know what that means?

Farren: Being hitted as we were hitted by Skylanders academy?

Farley: No!.. I-its not that..

Farley's expression was a mix between nostalgic and Excited

Farren: Oh shit.. now i know what that means.. That Cat..

Farley: I will see her again!! After long time without seeing us, i will finally see her again!! *Wagging tail*

Farid: Did you 2 have never being in contact?

Farley: Uhm yes, we have calls sometimes but seeing eachother, not really.. when i had the opportunity something happens as what happened with Claw and his mother if you remember... I was expecting of seeing her.. but don't misunderstand me I love the baby Claw.. but I still miss my old friend.

Farid: Now you mention that.. I wonder if she and her pals have adopted a baby like us, except it's a doggy.

Farren; Don't say stupid things..

Farley: Well let's go to lunch, I can't wait to see her.. *leaves*

Farren: or did he never asked her to take a walk, while we take care of Claw?

Farid: a Guy asking a girl to meet up and take a walk, you don't think it sounds like a date?

Farren: Well that's a good point.. but it's still so dumb of him to wait for meet up with her.

Farid: Hmm Dog's stuff.

The Fluffy Gang finally left the classroom without knowing that someone have recorded them.

A Ghost Girl left the Monster Maze High flying back to her original School.

The Day ended and it was time for the students and the Staff to rest.

Room 01

Stratos was getting ready to sleep when his younger brother entered into his Room with a cup of Tea.

Betrayus: Hey Dear Brother, *gives him the cup*

Stratos: Thank you Betrayus, *drinks it*

Betrayus: And tell me dear brother, what do you think of this?

Stratos: It's the First time we are doing this event in this campus, how do you think I am!?.

Betrayus: Don't worry, we will work hard to make the school look their best.

Stratos: *Sighs* at least I can count with you in this moments.

Betrayus: Just rest easy Stratos, everything would be okay.

Stratos: I Hope so.. *Finishes his tea*

Stratos fell asleep quickly throwing the cup in the floor.

Betrayus taked Stratos to his bed and left his room.

Betrayus: Ohh Man, the chloroform worked hard... The good thing is that i never mentioned him that Elli and Mitzy would come here to see the event..

2 days later

The Day of the visit of the Monster High have finally came, the Maze High students where waiting for their visit.

When they arrived, they started to take along

Name: Frankie Stein

Daughter of Frankenstein

Age: 16 (Days of life)

Specie: Living corpse (Frankenstein)

Frankie: *waved to the students* It's so nice to being here, I'm so glad that another school is having this kind of inclusion.

Spiral: Wow, you are like me

Frankie: You're like me too! By the way I'm Frankie Stein

Spiral: Spiral Stein, well the Stein part is just a nickname, my actual nickname is Hunterson

Frankie: Heheh, for one moment I thought that you were my cousin, by the way, Who builded you?

Spiral: A Couple of Scientist Elfs, my adoptive parents.

Frankie: Wow really? My grandfather builded me, Victor Frankenstein.

Spiral: Victor Frankenstein!!?? The original!? That's so cool!

Name: Clawdeen Wolf

Daughter of the Werewolf

Age: 16

Species: Werewolf

Clawdeen: do you really don't have Werewolves here?

Victor: Nope, mostly Weredogs and a Werefox, the only werewolf we have is the School guard Mr Derek the scary wolf standing behind us.

Name: Howleen Wolf

Daughter of the Werewolf

Age: 15

Species: Werewolf

Howleen: T-t-that man is really scary.

Victor: don't worry he is a nice guy, hehe

Amber:*goes to a Pink vampire girl* Uhhh~ are you the famous vegetarian vampire?

Draculaura: Uhm.. yes?

Amber: Eww did you bring your mutt with you?

Clawd: Grrrghh...

Amber: Ugh you give me-

Betrayus: *pushes Amber away* Draculaura!! You're here!

Name: Draculaura

Daughter of Dracula

Age: 1,600

Species: Vampire

Draculaura: Godfather Betrayus!? *Jumps to hug Betrayus* It's nice to see you again!

Betrayus: it's a pleasure too, sorry for not going to your 1,600 years party.

Draculaura: It's okay, i really loved the gifts you seended me

Name: Clawd Wolf

Son of the Werewolf

Age: 18

Species: Werewolf

Clawd: Godfather Betrayus?

Draculaura: Yeah, He is my dark baptism godfather.

Betrayus: Heya, you most be my Strawberry's Boyfriend, good work in making her happy.

Clawd: Really?.. you are not disagree with this?

Draculaura: Clawd, My godfather is married with a Jackalope.

Betrayus: and my hybrid son has a Werefox boyfriend.

Clawd: That's amazing! I never expected this.

Betrayus: Well welcome to the family Bud

Farley was looking for her friend between the monster high students

Farley: I wonder if-

Name: Toralei Stripe

Daughter of the Werecat

Age: 16

Species: Werecat

Farley: Tori!?

Toralei: Sheepdog!?

Farley: Tori!!

Toralei: Sheepdog

Farid and Farren: fuck..

Claw: Mew?

To be continued....

Stratos: *throws Farid and Farren a Shoe*

No swearing in front the kitten!!!

#monstermaze high #monster maze high #monster maze #monster high #pmatga au #pac man and the ghostly adventures

[janicho88]

Fire, Fur & Mistletoe  Chapter 4

 Pairing- Eventual Dean x Female Reader.

Word Count-3,045

Warning- Mentions of car accidents.  Possible swearing. Slight angst. Fluff.

Summary- A rewrite of the Nine Lives of Christmas, Hallmark movie. AU, Dean is a firefighter who doesn’t do commitment, the Holiday’s don’t mean much to him.  Coming home after a shift he finds a dog in trouble.  The reader is a veterinary student who works in a coffee shop trying to make it to graduation, until someone causes problems there for her.  She isn’t interested in finding anyone other than her own dog until after she finishes school.  Do their four legged friends have other plans?

A/N- This series is written for @spnchristmasbingo​.  The square filled for this chapter is presents.  The first two chapters will stay closer to the movie than the rest will.   This has its own tag list and it is open.  That way I am not tagging anyone who doesn’t want to be tagged in Christmas stories.   This story is unbeta’d.

Header by the amazing @winchest09

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Series Masterlist   The next morning you were in the kitchen looking through ads when Dean came down.  “I was wondering what do you think about doing our Christmas shopping together?  I thought it would be fun to tackle the stores together?”

“I usually just do Visa gift cards, or regular gift cards.”

“Do you remember how you were saying you can’t recall the last time you really enjoyed Christmas?”

“Yeah, you really think going to the mall is going to help me feel..”  He paused looking at you with a smirk, “Christmassy?”

“I think going and seeing all the festive decorations could help.  One afternoon, we can make it fun, I promise.”

“I’m holding you to that.”

“So you’ll go?”

“Yeah, we can give it a shot.”

“I’m going to help you do it right this year.  We can go to the mall after your shift tomorrow.”

“I can hardly wait,” he grumbles as you leave the kitchen. 

Dean’s shift started earlier today, he headed in just before noon.  They started off busy before things slowed down.  They were called out for two car accidents, the light snow falling today causing some problems.  Dispatch also had them at two nursing homes.  The first resident was fine and back on their feet before they and the paramedics left.  The second was a fall and the poor guy wasn’t happy about having to go to the hospital to be checked out further.

When things calmed down later Dean was sitting in the common room with Sam and Benny. Those two watching the game, Dean going through paint samples.

“What are you trying to figure out now?”  Sam wanted to know.

“Which color is going to look best in the dining room. I picked up some new color swatches on the way in.  I have a light green, pale blue, a really light grey, or a cream.”

“Which one does the design genius living with you like?” Benny questioned.

“She thought maybe a light green would go with the trim in there.”

“I’d go with what she likes so you don’t have to redo it in a year or so.”

“What’s being redone in a year?”  Bobby asked walking in.

“I hope to have sold it by then.”

“Dean’s trying to pick a paint color, we told him to go with what Y/N picked so he wouldn’t have to redo it later when everything is all done and she doesn’t like it.”

“Yep, need to keep the women happy.”  Bobby agrees.

“How’s the girlfriend doing while we are on that subject?”  His brother wanted to know.

“You’ve all lost me. Still don’t have a girlfriend.”

“Are you sure about that Chief?  You do spend a lot of time with her.  You trust her opinion to remodel your house.”

“What was your excuse earlier about not going out with us tomorrow?  Oh right you have plans with Y/N, like a date.”

“What was going on the other day when you couldn’t come over and watch the game with me and your brother? Pretty sure you were with her again.”

“How many dates are you going to have before you realize you are dating?”

“Are you two morons done?  We aren’t dating.  I trust her opinion, because she’s good at this.  Still selling the house when I’m done.  She just wanted to get a tree for the house, so we picked one up and decorated it that night.”

“It really took you a couple hours to pick up a tree, did you carry it home.”

“No, we went to a tree farm, not a tree lot.”

“Hold up.  You actually went and cut down a tree for her?  You wouldn’t do that for me. We always went to the tree lot and just grabbed one.  You are more gone on this girl than you think.”

“You are reading too much into a simple tree, Sam.”

“What are you busy doing when the shifts over?”  Benny wanted to know.

“Apparently Christmas shopping.  She thinks it will be fun to do it together.”

“You, Dean Winchester are going Christmas shopping?”

“Why are you saying it like that?”

“I wasn’t sure you knew what a mall was, I’ve been getting a gift certificate from you for years now.”

“And I’ve had enough of this conversation, I’m going to go clean the truck or something.”

Dean walked out to the sound of the guy's laughter.

When his shift ended the next day Dean headed home to shower and change so he would be ready to head to the mall with you.  You were in the living room sitting with the dogs when he came down.

“I’m ready if you are.”

“I’m good to go.  I’ll see you babies later.”  Giving the dogs each a little hug you got up to follow Dean to the truck.

As you are entering the mall Dean turns to you.  “I realized I haven’t told you lately, thanks for your help with the house.  I might just be able to sell it sooner than I thought.  I really appreciate all you have been doing.”

That caught you off guard.  “Oh yeah, no problem.”  You had gotten wrapped up in staying with him you kind of forgot it was temporary, and that wasn’t really his home.

“That’s really great.  You didn’t just fix a house this time, you created a beautiful home.  Some family is going to be incredibly lucky.”

Dean nods, sneaking a glance at you, “Yeah they are.”

“Alright, who’s on your list?” You were eager to change the subject.

“My brother and his girlfriend, Jess.  Bobby, he’s the Fire Chief.  Cas and Benny, you met all them at the station when you found Miracle.”

“Okay.  Any ideas on what to get?”

“Gift cards.”

“No.”

“Then I don't know.”

“You’re helpful.  What is your brother’s girlfriend like, what kind of things does she like?”

“Um, she’s a nurse.  She likes my brother.  I think she likes the beach.”  This might be harder than you thought. 

“What about any of the guys?”  

“Sam likes Jess, and healthy crap like green shakes. He’s always bringing some into work. Benny wants a girlfriend.   Cas, who knows.  He’s a little different some days.  He does like to sit and think, and bees. He’s a tad obsessed with them.  Chief likes, um his job, family, Miracle.”

“Okay, so where do you want to start?”

“That store sells gift cards to multiple places.”  He points to a big store behind you. 

“The next time you’re at work I’m going to paint the living room hot pink if you mention gift cards again in the next hour.”

Dean starts to open his mouth but isn’t too sure how serious you are, so he shuts it again and rethinks what he wants to say.  “What do you need to get?”  He asks instead.

“A gift for my sister and brother-in-law, then a few friends.  I have a thought for your brother if you want to hear it?”

“Sure, what are you thinking?

“The bookstore might have a recipe book for different health drinks, maybe we can find a little smoothie maker so he could make them fresh at the station instead of bringing and storing them.” 

Dean thinks about if for a minute, “He would actually probably like that, although I hate to enable his bad habit.”

Laughing at his jab at his brother you head toward your destination.

The book store is your first stop, while there you browse through the shelves to see if anything else catches your eye.   Finding a book, The Buzz about Bees, you show it to Dean who puts it in the cart for Cas. As you were heading to the check out, Dean started laughing at a book which caught his eye.

“What’s so funny?”

“I have to get this for Bobby, it’s Tori Spelling's autobiography.”

“Um, okay. That’s a random gift.”

“Bobby is a closet fan.  Big fan actually.  Not very many people know.”

“I’m sure he’ll be thrilled.”  Maybe you should have let him get his boss a gift card.

At the sporting goods store he found some fishing gear for Benny who likes to spend time on his sometimes girlfriend boat.  Dean figured they were due to get back together soon. 

While there you found part of your sister's gift.  You got her an extra magazine for her off duty gun, and a new cleaning kit.  The woman loved her weapons. 

Heading to the next store you came across some Santa hats and antlers you made Dean try on with you and take some selfies.  He grumbled about it at first but he did seem to have fun with it, making silly faces in the photos. 

With your hands full you took what you had out to the truck so you didn’t have to carry it to the rest of the stores.  The fishing gear was a little big to lug around.

Coming back inside Dean suggested a quick stop at the food court for a snack before hitting more stores.  

You grabbed your drinks of choice and a couple of cookies and sat down for a few minutes. Dean was complaining because none of them sold pie.  The mall was starting to get busier and people were hustling everywhere.  

“Do you enjoy shopping and all this craziness?”  Dean asked, drawing your attention away from people watching.

“Generally no.  I’m a get in get out person.  My sister and I used to try and go together, but she’s busier with work and she has Doug to go with.  I’m used to doing most things on my own now.   It’s better if you have someone with you, which is why I thought we could have fun with it.”

“I will admit, this hasn’t been as bad as I thought it would be.  You did make it fun. Thank you for that.”

“No problem,” you give him a small smile and go back to drinking your coffee. 

The next stop was the pet store for some treats for your favorite four legged friends.  You passed stockings on the way in and went to pick one up.

“Dakota needs a new stocking, does Miracle have one yet?”

“No, he doesn’t have a stocking.  I don’t think I even have one.”

“Well, we need to remedy that for the both of you.”

“Of course we do.”

There weren’t many stockings left.  They were on one side of a middle aisle display, the back side had various balls and kongs.  The few stockings that  were there were on the back of a shelf behind some toys.  You had to move the toys out of your way to pick through the stockings.  With one arm full of squeaking toys you used one hand to look at the stockings.

“Do you need help?”

“No, I’m good.”

“Uh huh.”

You found two white and red stockings you liked so you were pulling them out, when your elbow hit a toy still on the shelf, trying to use your arm to keep it up on the shelf you missed the toy and hit the display instead.  Apparently you used more force than you meant because the display you were looking at tipped backward and hit the one behind it.  This sent various balls and kongs bouncing to the ground. 

Dean was leaning against a wall with his arms crossed watching, “Now do you need help?”

“It appears so.”

Other people in the store did their best to avoid your mess while the two of you cleaned it up.  Getting the last toy back on the shelf you pick up the stockings and turn to Dean.  “What do you think about these?”

“I think we aren’t going to go through that again just so you can pick out a different one. So let’s go with those and head out before you knock over the display of canned food.”

“You don’t want to clean that up too?”

“Let’s save that one for the next time we’re here.”

Sam’s girlfriend was a little harder than you thought since you didn’t know her and Dean wasn’t much help.  You ran with his comment about her liking the beach and picked up some scented lotions and bath bombs along with hand cream.  Being a nurse her hands would be constantly washed and most likely very dry.

In a men’s store you found a new tie for your brother in law to go with the briefcase organizer you found for him. 

You found a mug that Charlie would get a kick out of.  You also came across a Hermione Granger bobblehead she would like. 

You had picked up a couple small things for your old coworkers, Claire and Kevin.  You did miss working with those two. 

There was one more person on your list, but it was hard with him right next to you.  

Dean’s shopping was done, he had picked up some little things to complete Bobby and Cas’ gifts.  

Browsing the picture frames as you walked by you saw one you had to get. 

 You had the perfect picture to put inside.  Dean had texted you a picture from the station one day of him and Miracle.  Miracle was wearing Dean’s firehat, both were in front of the fire truck.

You passed Santa in his village the mall had put up.  “Are you sure you don’t want to ask Santa for anything this year?”

“I told you Sweetheart, he and I are extremely close.  I’m good.”

“If you say so.”

“I think you need to go see Santa though.”

“What me?”

“Yep, you keep trying to send me so why don’t you go tell him your wish.”  Dean stood there smirking at you, fully believing you wouldn’t do it.

“Okay.”

“Okay, you’re going to go up there?”

“Yep.”  You went and got in line behind a group of young children, who all turned to stare at you.  Oh this wasn’t awkward at all. Dean had walked off while you stood in line waiting your turn.  A part of you thought about walking away and telling Dean you had gone through the line already when he returned. 

“Got you something.”  Too late, he’s back.  He was handing you a bag and trying to hold back a smile.

Warily you took the bag and opened it up, chuckling when you saw what was inside.  “I’m going to guess I’m supposed to wear this up there?”

“You know it.”

Dean stood next to you in line as you waited, when you were the next one up, you took the elf hat he gave you out of the bag and put it on your head.  “How do I look?”

“Like Santa’s perfect helper.”

Heading up you were fairly certain Santa was looking for a child with you, and finally realized there wasn’t one.  “Ho ho ho, what can Santa bring you for Christmas, miss?”

While in line you had been thinking about what to say when you go up here.  “I have a friend over there who has had a rough time of it over the years.  He’s lost his Christmas spirit and the belief in happy endings.  I wish he could find that again.”

“Well, that’s some Christmas wish.”  He looks over at Dean who’s smiling at the two of you.  “It looks like someone is already working on bringing that Christmas spirit back to him.  Santa will see what he can do to help.  Is there anything for you?”

“Not unless your workshop is looking for another elf.” 

Giving you a candy cane he wishes you a Merry Christmas and sends you off.

“So what did you ask Santa for?”

“I can’t tell you or it won’t come true.”

“I think you are confusing Santa with birthday wishes.”

“Either way, I’m not telling you.  You can ask Santa since you are so close though.”

Dean just shakes his head at you.

Behind Santa was a Christmas shop and you dragged Dean inside with you to find him a stocking.   Holding up a Grinch stocking he shook his head, next you tried Superman.

“I’m sorry you have me mistaken for someone else, I’m Batman.”

You looked around.  “You aren’t the only one.  Sorry, Batman is all sold out.  There is Batgirl though.”

“I’ll keep looking.”

“Pink snowflakes?”

“I’m really starting to doubt your decorating tastes now.”

You laughed at that and went through a few more stockings.

“What kind of crazy is on your stocking?”

“It’s the same one I had growing up, classic red and white with my name in glitter.  It looks like that one over there.”

Dean walked over where you had pointed and looked at those.  “That’s what I want too, I don’t need flashy or cartoons.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yep.”

Finishing your shopping you were on your way back to the truck to head home.  After unloading the packages in the living room Dean headed for the kitchen.

“Are you good with ordering pizza for dinner?”

“I can make something up really quick.”

“I know you could, but I thought we had to wrap all that stuff we got today.  I figured we didn’t need another mess.”

“If you want that’s fine with me.”

You made sure to take what you had for Dean up to your apartment before you came back to start wrapping anything else.  When the pizza was ordered Dean did his best to help you out.  You were surprised by how well he did.  

“You buy gift cards for people, I wouldn’t think you had practice with wrapping.”

“We have to wrap all the donated toys for the kids every Christmas, so I get my fair share of practice with that.  Bobby wouldn’t let us hand out sloppily wrapped gifts to the kids.”

The two of you took a break from wrapping when the pizza arrived then went back to finishing it up. When the presents are wrapped and under the tree Dean builds a fire and you go off to make some popcorn.  When you come back the stockings are all hung over the fireplace.

  The two of you get comfy on the couch with another Christmas movie playing while you enjoy the fire and the sight of the tree and gifts around you.

Thank you for reading!!

Chapter 5

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[mollyencrypted]

A Virals Valentine's exchange story for @fandomowltrash, for the prompt 'I hate Valentine's Day'! Sorry there's not much Tory&Ella here, but I hope it will suffice!

[AO3]

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Ben Blue hates Valentine's Day.

As far as he's concerned, it's a stupid piece of crap commercial trashfire. He's never understood why everyone behaves as if this one day is treated as the benchmark for how much you love somebody. (His parents used to go for dinner every February 14th, and look how that turned out for them.)

Fortunately for him, none of the rest of his pack like it much either. Hi and Shelton have been loudly lamenting their 'terminal datelessness' for as long as they've been interested in romance, Tory's always been utterly uninterested, and Ella swore off men forever after the Great Chance Claybourne Disaster. 'Forever' turned out to be just over a year, but she still distrusts socially mandated grand gestures on principle so as far as Ben's concerned it still counts, and whilst Jason and Madison are very much into Valentines' Day he will deny liking either of them until his dying day. Cooper, the lucky thing, lives in blissful ignorance on account of his being a dog.

They've been living crammed into the same apartment since college, or rather, the core Virals and Ella have, and Jason and Maddy have their own place but come over so frequently that they might as well be on the lease, and they've settled into a comfortable routine for That Day.

Jason and Madison go out for the stereotypical candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, and dress up nicely, and he holds the doors open for her and pulls out her chair for her and all that weird gendered crap because apparently that's a thing people do (holding the door for people is just polite, but she can pull out her own damn chair and most of the year she does, but something about Corporate Romance just rots people's brains).

Ella, Hi, and Shelton go to the cinema for Single People Movie Night and watch something as unromantic as possible before getting burgers and excitedly discussing whatever they just watched. This is a flawed endeavor, seeing as just about every film seems to have a shoehorned romantic subplot in it somewhere, but horror is generally a safe bet and all three of them love Guillermo del Toro. 'Single People Movie Night' is something of a misnomer, seeing as at least one of them has been dating someone on each night in question, but they regard it as a Sacred Institution (it's always capitalised when it's discussed in the Discord server) that is not to be interrupted for something as trivial as romance.

Tory and Ben...well, they could just stay home and take advantage of the lack of roommates, but it always feels too quiet in the apartment without the chaos of the pack around them, and so they walk down to the docks with Coop, and watch the sunset from Sewee, and wait for the stars to come out if the sky is clear enough. And it is absolutely not a Valentine's date, not even slightly. Ben likes his boat and the sea and the stars, and Tory likes the stars and the sea and Ben, and Coop likes going for walks with his favourite people and stopping along the way in order to be petted by various other people, and it doesn't need to be anything more or less than the warmth of his wonderful girlfriend pressed against his side and their enormous wolfdog lying sprawled at their feet, and the rocking of the waves beneath them all. It's sweet, and simple, and costs nothing, and Ben would spend the rest of his life like this if he could.

This year, however, their happy routine is disrupted. 

Everything starts out as normal, with Hi and Shelton and Ella heading out for the first Single People Movie Night that can honestly be called that, all jingling of keys and 'See y'all later!' (Ella) and 'Bye, guys!' (Shelton) and 'USE PROTECTION!' (Hi), and Tory lacing up her sneakers as Ben grabs Coop's leash. 

And then Coop throws up. 

There isn't anything wrong with him, he's just eaten too much, but neither Tory nor Ben want to drag him outside and he doesn't seem in a hurry to move off the Best Couch anyway, so they end up sitting there with him and watching an episode of a wildlife documentary. Coop is utterly fascinated by the sea lions and is shamelessly exploiting Tory's concern in order to be cuddled and petted and fed treats. Neither she nor Ben are giving him any more food until morning, but they're both happy to give him the requested affection. And Ben has his girlfriend and their dog, and he can see the sea and the stars on TV, and it's not a bad way to spend an evening, aside from the dog vomit.

And then there's a commotion at the door and Shelton and Ella and Hi almost collapse inside, because apparently there was a mistake and the screening was overbooked, and they've been refunded and given replacement tickets for tomorrow afternoon, but that leaves them nothing to do this evening because nothing else playing appealed to all three of them.

They all fuss over Coop for a while, and then Hi suggests they just have a movie night at home instead.

They have movie nights most Saturdays, sometimes with Madison and Jason and sometimes without, but it seems like a good idea considering that none of them are going anywhere and at least one of them needs one eye on Coop. 

Half an hour later they're crammed together in comfy clothes and finishing the sea lion documentary, because Coop refused to let them watch anything else until after it was over, and none of them mind because sea lions are cute. Ben's at one end of the couch, with Tory beside him and Coop's head in her lap, with the rest of him taking up the rest of the space. The others make a nest out of pillows and blankets on the floor, Ella leaning against Tory's legs and Shelton between her and Hi, and their shared mindspace humming with comfort. 

They re-watch Pacific Rim, because it has mental bonds and friendship and family and dogs and giant fucking robots punching giant fucking monsters, and is therefore an excellent choice for a pack movie night, and when that's over they order pizza and re-watch Pacific Rim: Maelstrom and make fun of the terrible movie they almost made before del Toro stepped back in. They pause it at the scene where Mako and Jake are about to encounter Pentecost in the Drift because one of them needs to get the pizza, and then they carry on, and they make plans to go and see the third film as a group when it's released, and find some terrible movie to make fun of when Maelstrom is over, and it's perfect, and they all go to bed warm and happy. 

Jason and Madison have a perfectly nice, utterly non-disastrous meal together. They're happy, and Ben doesn't begrudge them that. He's hate it, but it works for them. They can have their candlelit dinners and roses. He has his friends and his girlfriend and their dog and pizza and movie nights, and the sea and the stars.

And really, what could be better than that?

#virals series #tory x ben #fanfic #viralsvalentines

[kaunis-sielu]

Kings: Fluffy

A/N: credit for this idea goes to @andahugaroundtheneck thank you!!

“We’re home mom!” Lucy calls before thundering up the stairs. Felicity comes wandering into the kitchen her backpack still on.

“Can we take our snack upstairs? And can we have some milk?”

“What do you need milk for?”

“Drinking.” This is new, you know Lucy hates white milk, only drinking chocolate occasionally and Felicity usually isn’t the only one to come grab the after school snack. Nate and Victoria have dance tonight, which is where Sam brings them after school then hangs out and waits for them to be done before dropping Nate off here and picking up Felicity.

“Um, okay?” You grab the milk from the fridge and pour a glass as Felicity takes the bowl of snacks then the milk and heads upstairs. Something just, isn’t sitting right with you. You know your kids and you know Steve and Peggy’s kids and usually when Lucy and Felicity are this quiet trouble isn’t far away. You try to focus on dinner but something is just off, your mom gut is going off and sometimes you just have to listen to it.

You leave the kitchen and sneak quietly up the stairs. You can hear the girls talking quietly through the door, you can’t hear what they’re saying so you creep closer.

“She’s so cute. I really hope we get to keep her.” Lucy says.

“You’ll have better luck than I will. My dad is allergic to cats.” Felicity says. Do they have a cat in there? A few seconds later you hear a soft meow.

“How do we get it to eat? Don’t they like milk? I mean I know she’s little, will she drink it? Or do we need to get like an eye dropper or something?” Lucy asks, and you know not only do they have a cat in there but they’ve got a kitten.

You sneak back downstairs, you know that Bucky isn’t going to love having a cat in the house but you think it’s going to be good for the kids to have something to take care of. Some responsibility for the two of them, mostly Lucy, to take care of. You go back into the kitchen then call Bucky on your phone. As usually he answers on the second ring.

“Hey Sweetheart everything okay?”

“Yea, the girls found a kitten.”

“What?”

“Somehow, Lucy and Felicity found a kitten and I think we should let Luce keep it.”

“You know how I feel about pets baby. They’re just another way someone can manipulate us, and if we need to go in a hurry it makes it harder.”

“Just think about it? Please?” You say, you knew this was going to be his answer. “It would make both of us so happy. Don’t you want your girls happy?” You purr into the phone and he groans.

“Sweetheart.”

“Yes James?” You hum, a small smile on your face, “is there something you need?”

“You’re killing me here Sweetheart. I’ll think about the cat okay? No promises.” He warns.

“I’ll make that thinking worth your while Buck.” You flirt and he growls lowly.

“Wait until I’m home tonight. You’re in so much trouble.”

“Can’t wait.”

“I gotta go. Love you Sweetheart.”

“Love you too James.” The next thing you do is get started on his favorite meal. Chicken Alfredo with your homemade noodles and sauce. Luckily you’re almost always stocked up on both so you don’t have to start from scratch. Then you order a few cans of kitten food, a litter box, litter, food and water containers and a claw trimmer. You text Sam and ask him to pick it up before he comes home then make your way back up to Lucy’s room.

“Lucy?” You say knocking on the door, “dinner is almost ready and your dad and brother should be home soon.”

“Okay!”

“Oh, and can I see the kitten please?” You ask and are met with silence before there’s frantic whispering from the other side of the door. “Come on Lucy.” The door pops open and your daughter is standing there, feigning innocence up at you.

“Kitten? What kitten?” Her backpack shifts and you level her with disbelieving look.

“Here’s the deal kiddo. You wanna keep that kitten you fess up. I’m all for it, but your dad is going to be harder to convince. I’ll do what I can but do not lie to me.”

“What gave us away?” Lucy asks glumly as she heads for her still moving backpack.

“The milk.”

“Dang it.” Felicity whispers and you have to bite your lip to keep from laughing. Lucy turns around and is holding the cutest black kitten you’ve ever seen.

“How did you end up with a kitten?”

“Some boys were throwing rocks at her at school. Tori and I beat up the kids while Felicity and Nate caught the kitten and put her in my backpack. We couldn’t just leave her there mom.” Lucy says holding the kitten to her chest.

“Are any of you hurt?” You ask, not overly thrilled that they resorted to violence but if they did you know that they thought it was their only option.

“I cut my knuckle and the kitten had a cut but we took care of it.”

“Can I see?” Lucy holds out her hand and you see the bandaid on her knuckles.

“Felicity cleaned it with antiseptic before she put the bandaid on.”

“And the kitten?” Lucy holds her gently and slowly turns the kitten so you can see the wound on her side. It’s not bleeding but you can tell that it was, both girls are looking at you with concern and apprehension on their faces.

“She’s going to be okay. Do you have a name for her?”

“Star. She’s got one little white spot on her face.” Lucy says and you nod. “I’ll take care of her mom.”

“How?”

“I’ll clean her litter box, I’ll brush her and feed her.”

“I’ll do what I can to convince your dad, but make sure you tell him the story of how you defended her from those boys. He’ll like that you fought for what you believed in.” You tell her, “we’re not going to declaw her but we do need to keep them filed.”

“How do I do that?”

“I bought some stuff. Sam is gonna get it and drop it off here when he picks up Felicity.” Lucy grins up at you and you give her a quick kiss on the forehead.

You head back downstairs and check the meal, as you’re finishing up Nate and Sam come into the house each carrying a couple of bags.

“So they suckered you into it huh?” Sam teases and you laugh.

“Not at all. I’ve been dying for a pet, it’s Bucky who doesn’t think it’s a good idea.”

“Yea, Bucky doesn’t. He doesn’t like cats.” Bucky says walking into the house and scowling at you. “I thought I said no.”

“I thought we were going to talk about it.” You tell him with a raised eyebrow.

“Bye auntie, bye uncle Bucky!” Felicity calls as she heads out the door, Sam close behind her.

“Buck, they saved the kitten. I think it’s a good idea for them to learn some responsibility, something that isn’t done for them.” You tell him sliding your hands around his waist and to his back. “Please honey. I won’t ask you to do anything for her.”

“I’m not happy about this.”

“I know.” You soothe before he presses a kiss to your lips. “I love you.”

“I can’t believe we’ve got a cat.” He grumbles and you kiss him again. “Did you make my favorite meal to bribe me?”

“Oh honey,” you say with a smirk stepping away from him to pull everything off the stove “if I was going to bribe you it wouldn’t be with food. This was more a thank you.”

“God I love you.” He groans softly wrapping his arms around your waist from behind you.

“One more thing. I told Lucy she had to convince you to keep the kitten.”

“Okay, want me to go get them?”

“Please.” With a little squeeze and a kiss to your jaw he lets go and heads out of the kitchen. You dish up everything and get the plates onto the kitchen before anyone makes it downstairs but when they do both of your kids look thrilled.

“Dad said we could keep her!” Lucy cries as she runs over to you and throws her arms around your waist. “We can keep Star mom!”

“I’m so glad Lucy! Just remember it’s your job to take care of her. Your dad and I will pay for things but you need to teach her not to claw the furniture, bite and to use her litter box.”

“I will mom! I promise!”

“And she’s your brother’s cat too. So Nate you need to help your sister.”

“Okay mom.” Nate agrees with a smile of his own. Bucky pours you a glass of wine then pours one for himself before joining you at the table.

After dinner you give Lucy and Nate both bags of goodies that you’d had Sam pick up for the kitten then call the nearest vet with good ratings to schedule an appointment. Once they go to bed you join Bucky in the large arm chair in the living room. His arm curls around your back and the other rests on your leg as you settle against him. This is one of your favorite places to be, curled up with him in the large armchair.

“Thanks for coming around Buck.”

“You know how hard it is for me to say no when she looks up at me with your eyes. It’s really not fair that both our kids inherited your eyes and that puppy dog look.”

“Mm,” you hum, “Blessing for them, curse for you.”

“Exactly.” He agrees looking over at you, “you’ve all got such beautiful eyes.” He murmurs before pressing a kiss to your lips.

“I should let Nate know that now is a good time to ask for a puppy.” You tease and Bucky growls.

“Don’t you dare.”

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[iwouldratherprocrastinate]

Fantastic Isekai Pt 1

This is gonna be a long story so buckle up, I am open to requests in between updating my stories. I would love the inspiration. Please send me asks!

Word Count: 3833

It was just a normal day, at least that is what I kept telling myself. I got up and got ready for my boring fast food job. Deciding for forgo my contacts just for comfort, I wore my clunky old round glasses. 'I haven't worn these in ages..' Letting out a sigh, I put on my uniform and prepped my bag. I put my sketchbook, pencils, and laptop in it so that I could go to the park after work and unwind for a bit before heading home to study for school.

On my way down my stairs I slid halfway and fell on my ass, 'Greaaatt.. Awesome start to the day.' I should have known something was up after I then stubbed my toe on my kitchen counter and then also slid on my dogs water spill directly after. However my naive self just kept thinking that things were just not starting out well that day. Silly me.

Grabbing my keys I went to my car and started driving with all my work stuff and bag in tow, everyone around me seemed to be in a rush that day. So much so that I hadn't noticed the big truck speeding up behind me, 'Please just go around me..' You see, I am a nervous driver and tend to stick to the slow lane doing the speed limit. I think that is perfectly reasonable, but others tend to not and drive too close for comfort behind me. It makes my hands go all shaky and I can't help but keep peering at them in my rearview.

This particular time, the truck rode a tad too close, about a foot away from me. It had me glancing back every five seconds, this resulted in me not realizing there was a car turning into my lane in front of me. The other car definitely didn't have time to safely do so, but they didn't seem to care which resulted in my car going off the road. I don't remember much except the smash and abrupt stop at the end then nothing.

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That brings us up to speed as I now can't see anything except white and hear a loud booming voice, "Hello little one. I am sorry for that. I can offer you another chance at life?" I am still in shock and it takes me a moment to respond, "Another chance?? What happened to my first one?? Am I dead...?" The loud voice seemed almost simpathetic and sighed quietly before speaking, "Yes little one. I am so very sorry. Another world calls for you, if you will heed it."

I ponder for a moment, "Another world?" I say with an intrigued tone. The voice chuckles, "Always the curious one. Yes, another world. One you are familiar with. However, once you enter this world you lose all memories from this one. That includes any that pertain to your new world." Thinking about what this could mean gave me a headache. A new world, forgetting my old one. Sure I hated my job and day to day stuff, but I did have friends. They loved me and I them, I also had been going on dates with a guy I found interesting. Did I want to forget all of that?

The voice seemed to realize I needed a bit more persuading, "It is a certain wizarding world." My thoughts froze on the spot. "W-What?" My mind started racing with the possibilities. "Wait! Am I gonna be a wizard? Because you could tell me that and make me a muggle.." The voice chuckled loudly, "I wouldn't do that to you child. You will be a wizard. Although an older one." I nodded, "Okay then. I will do it." This amused the voice, "I thought you would need a bit more convincing, but you always prove me wrong. Good luck on your second chance little one." Suddenly black seemed to consume the white that blocked my vision.

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I stumbled forward a bit to be caught by two warm arms and a chearful voice, "Be careful dear. Can't have you injuring yourself before you even get on the train." I opened my eyes to gaze on my mothers face. Only she was much younger, maybe in her mid twenties. She was so pretty, her honey blonde hair and blue eyes smiling along with her lips. Once my eyes took her form in, my mind felt fuzzy on why I thought of her being older. My mother had me rather young and with a muggle, her wizard family shunned her being pure bloods. Her hands grabbing mine and pushing my trolley snapped me out of my daze, "Come along dear. You first, then I will follow with your trolley." I turned and excitedly ran into the wall in between Platform 9 and 10.

Bursting through into the busy walkways that led to the train, I quickly jumped to the side to make room for my mother. As she came through I got distracted observing all the students with varying amounts of supplies and pets. I was always in love with animals, normal muggle ones along with the wizarding ones usually called beasts. I always thought that was a bit extreme for just magical animals, all animals have their instincts and habits even muggle ones. My mother led me along to the train door with my trolley before suddenly embracing me.

"Sweetie, remember everything I taught you. People may find out about who you are and the nastier ones may try to make you sad. Don't allow them, stand up for yourself dear." I nod along and clench a fist, "Don't let anyone push around me or those I care about." She nodded happily and smiled, her eyes almost seemed to tear up which confused me. My mother was never one to cry. She gave me one last hug and a kiss to the top of my head, "Go along hun, find a good seat and make loads of friends." As I got on the train, she waved and smiled.

Seems I got on just in time because the train jolted the second I sat down after getting my trunk away. I settled in and fetched out a sketchbook prepared to doodle some pictures of my dog at home. It was very dissapointing to learn I could have brought a cat, but not a dog.

However before I even put my pencil to the paper, I heard a commotion in the hallway outside my room. Peeking my head out the doors I saw a small girl struggling to pick up her books while some boys sneered at her, "Stupid mudblood, go back home. No one wants you here." She seemed close to tears as my body acted on its own and put myself between her and the boys. This effectively pushed them back, but also made them more mad. I glared and tried to look tough like mom taught me, "Back off." They laughed right in my face and smirked, "Who are you that you have the nerve to get in my way??" I just glared at them while internally shaking, 'Why did you do this?? You can't take on two boys by yourself! Idiot! Already getting trouble..' I decided to try and ignore them while helping the girl pick up her books. She seemed appreciative, however the main boy whose black hair and brown eyes gave him a striking look. He had a cruel glint to his eyes when he came up and shoved me into the girl. Our heads clacked together while him and his lacky chuckled walking off, "See ya losers."

Rubbing my forehead to ease the pain, I sent a smile the girls way and stuck out my hand to shake, "I'm Victoria. Friends call me Tori." She smiled and stood up with me holding half her books while I held the rest. "I am Isabelle." I instantly heard the Italian accent she had and grinned, "You are from Italy? Ihave always wanted to go there, but mom never had the money." Isabelle seemed happy to talk about her home while we made our way back into my train room. She settled across from me, but moved next to me when I started doodling.

"You draw? It is so realistic!" Her being so close triggered my anxiety a bit, but I allowed it seeing as she was my first friend. "Yeah, my mom taught me when I was young and I have been doing it ever since." I let her hold my sketchbook and glance through it, the entire time my hands shook from allowing someone besides my mom to see my drawings. Mom used to bring me out to parks and such to observe the normal muggle creatures, but also the rare magical beasts we could find. I have lots of drawings of bowtruckles, they were pretty common in the park we visited. My favorite was this tiny one that was practically all leaf, he had the stubbiest little body. There are many drawings of him in all his tiny glory. Isabelle found those to be very amusing and couldn't stop giggling the entire train ride to the school.

Although her laughing and quiet friendliness warmed me up and made me relax a bit, I was still shaking in my robes when we got off the train in our uniforms. The groundskeeper informed us that we could leave our trunks and pets on the train and they would bring them inside for us. I didn't trust leaving my owl by itself in it's cage, but he assured us all they would be safe. Before we followed him, I blew a kiss to my owl near the window. His black head peeking through it at me, his beautiful ornage patches on his forehead and cheeks. His big round black eyes looking curiously at me, little did I know he wasn't the only one looking at me curiously. A lanky taller boy with sandy ginger hair and an army of freckles was gazing my way.

Everyone's attention was pulled towards the waters edge when boats came up with no one rowing them. All the eyes gazing in wonder were shocked when told to get into them, I climbed into the one closest to me while extending my hand to Isabelle. She shyly took it and sat down next to me, the lanky boy climbed into ours as well. His eyes occasionally leaving the floor of the boat to glance at us. Isabelle was listening while I excitedly inspected the boat and wondered what spell made it move, "I hope we learn it eventually, this would make cleaning up after my pets so much easier!" She giggled while I fawned blushed realizing how I got a bit too excited about a boat of all things. "Heh. Sorry about that." I rubbed my neck and looked up to the castle. It was dark everywhere but the windows and it gave it such a fairy tale look. I had to urge to draw it, but that would have to wait for another time seeing as my sketchbook was in my trunk. Isabelle noticed the freckled boy staring every now and then, she nudged my side and motioned towards him wiht her eyes. My eyes followed hers and my eyes locked with his, "Hi! I'm Victoria. You can call me Tori though." He seemed shocked to get caught and blushed, "I'm Newt. P-Pleasure to meet you Tori."

The rest of the short ride went quietly, Newt seemed more quiet than Isabelle. That would have to change eventually, we can't have 3 awkward people. 'I will just have to make it up for them. I will get through it.' My mom personality was kicking in, whenever someone else was more uncomfortable than I it seemed I got instant courage. Isabelle seemed nervous as we approached the Great Hall, her hand hadn't left mine since we got inside the school. To be honest, it made me feel alot better as well.

The comfort was short lived getting placed right in front of the idiots from before when we filed into the Great Hall. Main idiot kept stepping on the back of my shoes to make me stumble, 'Little twat.. ' It only stopped once the professors were in sight. My mind instantly went to trying to guess which teacher taught which, however Headmaster Black soon cleared that up. He seemed like he wished to not be doing so though. His face showed an absolute disdain for being here. After all the introductions he finally took out the sorting hat, the famous sorting hat. The hat that I hoped would choose the proper house for me and me new friend Isabelle.

Some names I didn't pay attention to were called as I gazed around at the room and the starry sky on the ceiling. Everything magic amazed me due to my dad being a muggle and American, my mom didn't use it for most of my life. He unfortunately passed away and we moved back to the UK, I had a British accent thanks to my mom, but alot of my speaking was a mix of American slang and British.

I was knocked out of my trance suddenly by someone, well, knocking me over. It was idiots lacky, I barely managed to get up after he learned he was Slytherin. 'Big shocker..' I rolled my eyes and heard the next name, "Tobias Bennet." The main idiot came rushing past me, 'So his name is Tobias. Noted.' He seemed smug when he sat down and the hat barely had to touch his head to scream "Slytherin!" The Headmaster seemed pleased by the new additions, 'Gross.' Many more names later and they got to Isabelle, she seemed hesitant to go up when they called, "Isabelle Ferraro." I nudged her and she shuffled up and sat down, a few moments of having the hat on, it yelled "Ravenclaw!" I clapped while she nervously walked past me, touching my hand and went to the Ravenclaw tables. They all cheered for her, while they resumed the name calling.

I almost didn't hear the loud "Victoria Manning!" until I snapped out of it and jogged up quickly and sat down grinning from ear to ear. I had gotten good at hiding my anxiety over the years, it always worried my mom. So here I sat smiling to make it appear I was confident, when inside I was freaking out at the amount of eyes on me. I almost jumped when I heard a voice and no one seemed to react, 'Hello little one, you seem brave. However you are also extremely loyal and would do anything for your friends. Even partly wish to be in Ravenclaw.' The voice chuckled, 'I would, but that just wouldn't be a good fit for you, but I know what would. Hufflepuff!' It yelled out the last word to everyone which made me jump a bit and quickly get out of the attention when the hat was removed. The table full of cheerful yellow wearing students welcomed me happily while I glanced over at Isabelle who seemed dissapointed. All I could do was shrug and smile holding out my hand for an air five. She laughed and obliged me.

I perked up the second I heard a familiar sounding name, "Newton Scamander!" There was some quite a bit of cheering when he sat at the table. It almost seemed like he wanted to sit with me, but he was dragged over by some older looking boys talking about a "Theseus". I smiled watching him look panicked, 'He is kinda cute.' I blushed at my thought, 'What are you thinking Tori? You just met him, stop thinking about his blush and freckles.' I facepalmed and tried to focus on the Headmaster giving a small speech after all the students got sorted.

On the way to the Common Rooms, we passed the changing staircases, my mind started to get transfixed until I felt a gentle tug on the sleeve of my robe. My eyes darted to look at who pulled me and softened when they landed on Newt, he seemed incredibly nervous and dropped his hand when I looked his way. 'This poor boy. Everything seemed to make him nervous.' I giggled quietly and covered my mouth with my hand while following him and the Prefect leading the way. I tried a brave move and grabbed onto his robe sleeve, I figured holding his hand would be too forward for the timid boy. He didn't seem to mind too much, or at least he didn't mention that he did.

Once we arrived at the Common Room, I had gravitated closer to Newt seeing as it was in the basement. I had one arm bunched up to my chest as the other clung firmly to his sleeve. He seemed to radiate heat, 'Must be the blush.' I smiled noticing my theory was accurate, however my mouth hung open when the Prefect opened the door to the Common Room.

It was beautiful, plants everywhere, wooden circular decorations on the walls. A lovely couch set sat on a yellow patterned rug in front of a circular shaped fireplace. It was very lit and homey feeling for being in the basement, 'I got the right house. Sorry Isabelle..' I hadn't noticed my arm had wrapped around Newt's until he nudged me a bit and motioned to the girls splitting off. My face turned bright red as I let go and coughed smiling at him, "Oh yeah.. Uh see you later Newt." His face almost flushed and he nodded, "G-Goodnight Tori." Rushing off towards the girls, I realized I was alone now. No new friends to provide me comfort, however when we reached our assigned rooms I saw my owl next to a bed. "Bernard! I missed you pal!" My feet carried me over to open his cage and pet him while he jumped into my lap.

The other girls in my room all introduced themselves, 'Their names were Melissa, ummm Jennifer, and ahh what was the last one.' I had awful memory, 'AH! It is Lori!' They seemed friendly enough, being Hufflepuff and all. I missed Isabelle already though, but luckily I saw her at breakfast after getting my schedule. I of course as a first year and fellow Hufflepuff had all my classes with Newt, but I only had 4 with Isabelle. I sat with her at the end of the Ravenclaw table as breakfast wasn't too strict on keeping houses apart, comparing schedules. "I have Transfiguration, Charms, History of Magic, and Astronomy wiht you!" I said excitedly, she seemed pleased as well. Her smile was wide as there weren't too many people around, "Have you read any of your textbooks yet?"

Sheepishly I shook my head, "No... I was too busy saying goodbye to all my pets and deciding what to pack.." She giggled at my comment, "That's why you didn't get Ravenclaw. I can help you study to get ahead. I have read the first couple chapters of my books." My eyes widened in shock, 'I see why she got Ravenclaw.' I laughed as I felt a prescense behind me. Turning I groaned at the sight of Tobias, "Hey Toby, what do you want?" He didn't seem to like my nickname as he sneered and gave me a glare, "How about you mudbloods go back wherever it is you came from?"

I held back a snarl, "How about you stop using that word?" He chuckled and his lacky behind him gave a dumb laugh, 'I wonder if he understands this..' As I pondered their stupidity at not realizing I had a magical parent idiot decided to speak up again, "Clearly you feel a deep connection with it. Don't like hearing what you are?"

Rolling my eyes I stood up and got in his face while Isabelle grabbed my sleeve, "Let it go Tori.." She whispered and Tobias smirked, "Yeah Tori, let it go." If looks could kill, this kid would be dead four times over. "First of all, TOBY. I am a half blood, but that is irrelevant. You have no right to use that word or talk to my friend like that." He stepped back at the menacing tone of my voice, but kept running that dumb mouth of his. 'Seems like that's all daddy taught him how to do.'

"Doesn't matter, you have the stink of mudblood all over you. Watch your backs losers." I wasn't given the chance to retort as a teacher came over to see what was going on. Like the bitch he is, Tobias walked away before they got near us. Me being graced with full brunt of the lecture about how bad it was to fight with other students and how I should behave seeing as it is my first day. I just nodded along and took it, knowing full well I was gonna get lectured when I decided to stand up for Isabelle.

She just sat behind me, with a slight look of pride on her face. Obviously keeping her face down to not get an earful from the teacher too, damn smart Ravenclaws. Towards the end of the rant, I saw Newt in the distance behind the teacher. He seemed to be waiting for it to be over to approach. I collapsed onto the bench when the teacher walked away and breathed a sigh of relief, "Thank Merlin that's over." Isabelle started full blown laughing at me, "You don't think, I can almost see you being Griffondor!" I blushed and hung my head nudging her when I saw all the attention she was drawing. "Izzy! People are staring.." She immediately stopped and grinned, "Did you call me Izzy?" Nodding sheepishly in response, she hugged me abruptly, "I like that."

When she let go, she looked at her hands in her lap, "I haven't had many friends if you couldn't tell. Even in the normal muggle world I was left out alot." A determined look came across my face, "Well not anymore, you are stuck with me now." She laughed loud at that and smiled greatfully, "I'm glad." Newt came over after he felt like the mood had gone down and sat next to me, "What c-classes do you have Tori?" I laughed and shoulder bumped him, "The same as you silly. We are in the same house and year." His face flushed and he nodded looking at the ground, "Oh yeah. Forgot about that. Heh." He glanced up and met my eyes, immediately looking away again. I stared for a moment looking at his freckles, getting a bit lost in them until Isabelle grabbed my hand, "It is time for class, we have Transfiguration first. Let's go." Without thinking I grab Newt's hand and drag him along with Isabelle and I to start our first day at Hogwarts.

#newt scamander x reader #newt x you #newt x reader #newt scamander #rewrite #fantastic beasts #fantastic beats the crimes of grindelwald #fantastic beats and where to find them #fantastic beasts and where to find them #fantastic beasts and the crimes of grindelwald

[noradarhkpalmer]

when it rains, it pours - epilogue

Title: when it rains, it pours

Rating: T

Pairing: Nora Darhk/Ray Palmer aka Darhkatom

Warnings: none

Summary/Notes:

The Legends stopped being Legends 18 months ago. That left everyone to either resume or find civilian lives. For Nora Darhk, figuring out civilian life has been more than difficult. And that’s how she ends up on Ray Palmer’s doorstep in the pouring rain asking for a place to crash for the night. Only she gets something more. Something she’s always wanted.

Here is the epilogue!

As per usual I blame these following hooligans: @princesstomaz, @timetravelingpalmer, @superstitious19, @jakelovesamy, @truelittleblackstar, and @iaintnosidekick.

ao3 link: here

Ten Months Later

Someone was furiously ringing the doorbell. Only this time it wasn’t raining, only this time there were countless cars parked in the driveway. Only this time it was a very impatient blonde about to drop a tray of food was under the awning of the Palmer residence. Finally, after the tenth doorbell ring the door opened.

“Yes?” Nora leaned against the door and smiled cheekily. “Can I help you, Miss Lance?”

“Sorry about the million doorbell rings, Mrs. Palmer, but this tray needs to be refrigerated ASAP since someone insisted I bring it.” Sara threw her head back to gesture to Ava behind her.

Nora chuckled. “Sorry for keeping you waiting for so long, but I am nine months pregnant, you know, and I had to waddle all the way from the backyard.”

“And you thought a Labor Day weekend barbecue was, what? A way to tell the universe the baby needs to come already or to tell the universe the baby needs to cook a bit longer?” Sara pushed past Nora and made a beeline for the kitchen, shoving the awkward shaped tray into the fridge and immediately eyeing the large pitcher of lemonade.

Sara poured herself a glass and made a sour face.

Nora caught up with Ava, about their apartment on the eastside of Star City and Sara’s new martial arts studio, as they took their time walking into the kitchen after the impatient blonde. “What? Not enough sugar?”

“No, why is there no alcohol in this?”

Nora made an over the top gesture to her stomach. “Hello, pregnant lady?”

“Yeah you only post a bump update on Facebook every freaking day,” Zari said as she and Charlie met them in the kitchen.

Nora hugged her friends and smiled. “I’d apologize but I’m not exactly sorry.” She chuckled.

“PLEASE NEVER APOLOGIZE. I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE ACTUAL PICTURES OF MY NIECE BUT I’LL TAKE THE BUMP PHOTOS FOR NOW!!!” Mona exclaimed as she flew into the kitchen from the backyard. She bent down to greet Nora’s stomach. “Hey there little one, it’s your Aunt Mona. We’re gonna go to the animal shelter all the time and pet allllll the animals!”

“Careful, Mona, she might be allergic to cats like Ray is.”

“That’s okay, we can still pet the dogs! Right Chewie!?” Mona dropped to her knees to love on the goldendoodle that had made his way inside from the yard as well.

“Okay we’re getting a bit of a full house in this kitchen alone, let’s take this outside.” Nora fanned herself, a walking furnace in the warm September air.

“Let’s not make the mama go into premature labor.” Mona started directing people out the back sliding doors like she was directing traffic.

Nora was the last one out and smiled at her friend. “At this point it would just be labor but thanks, I appreciate you looking out for me.” Nora pulled her friend into a hug. “You’re a good friend.”

Mona beamed at Nora and followed her out into the backyard.

Ray looked up at the crowd of people coming from the kitchen. The last being his wife with Mona, stepping out onto the deck with a hand on her swollen stomach over her patterned sundress. “There’s my baby mama!” Ray grinned.

Nora went to Ray and wrapped her arms around his middle. “And there’s my baby daddy.” She leaned up on her tiptoes to kiss him.

Nora heard several gagging noises, which could come from any number of the ex-Legends and a few aww’s which were probably Mona and Ava.

“I think the food is almost ready.” He watched all of his friends mingle and catch up, happy to do these get togethers, to keep their little family together, never keep them as spread apart as they were for an entire year and a half.

He watched Gary and John mingling with Charlie and Zari, no doubt discussing either Zari and Gary’s latest group crochet project, or whatever monster they happened to send to Hell that week. Constantine and Gary had made an unsuspecting team to most of the Legends both professionally and romantically, mostly because most of them were sure there wouldn’t be much Gary left if John had his way with him. But they were good. Everyone was good.

Right before the food festivities were to start, Nora waved Mona and Nate over and they broke away from talking to the rest of the Legends and made their way to the couple.

“Yes, Mr. and Mrs. Palmer?” Nate teased.

Nora looked up at Ray, “we’ve been talking and we were wondering if maybe you two could be Tori’s godparents?”

Mona, now crying, threw her arms around Nora. “OHMYGOSH YES ABSOLUTELY. I’LL PROTECT THIS LITTLE ONE WITH MY LIFE. I’LL GO INTO WOLF MODE FOR HER.”

Nora laughed and patted her friend’s back. “I was hoping you’d say that.”

Nate looked at Ray. “Bro?”

Ray opened his arms. “Bro.” And the two embraced.

Nora pulled away from Mona and laughed at her husband and his best friend. “I’m really glad we all got to reconnect.” Nora touched the side of her head to Mona's.

“It started with you guys! We wouldn’t have missed your wedding for the world!”

“I guess it did start with us.” Nora smiled at Ray and placed a hand to her stomach, realizing that when it rained, it did pour, but sometimes, that wasn’t always such a bad thing.

#darhkatom #ray palmer #nora darhk #fanfic #mine #legends of tomorrow

[lalka-laski]

What’s the last vegetable you ate, and when did you eat it? Ermm... some peppers in my cheesy chili burrito yesterday. The healthiest way to go about eating veggies, I know

What was your last Facebook notification for? A like on a photo

What bands have you seen live? Too many to list. I live for shows!

Tell me an interesting fact about your mother: She was born in Belfast & moved to the States when she was 3(?), but spent most of her summers back "home" as a child and teen. This was at the heart of The Troubles in N. Ireland so she has some colorful stories for sure.

What do you think is the most important thing to happen to you before the age of 13? I couldn't narrow it down to a single event. Unless we count the trauma I experienced that gifted me my PTSD, anxiety, & various other mental illnesses. But I don't want to deem that as "important."

What were you super against as a young child but aren’t anymore? Hm... I definitely had a lot of internalized misogyny growing up, so really any side effect of that. Now I love women, support women, and root for women, instead of shaming them or letting my jealousy overtake me!

What are your plans later today? Blue Barn Cidery! It's a beautiful day to get day drunk :)

Are you doing anything exciting this weekend? See above! Then tomorrow I'm getting brunch with the in-laws & then possibly day drinking round two? Do I have a problem??

Who do you talk to the most? Glenn, with Kathleen as a close second.

What are some things you do regularly that make you feel old? Welp, I just went to the mall yesterday and was absolutely baffled by all the shit I saw on the racks. That made me feel ancient!

Who is your best guy friend(s)? Sean. And Glenn too, but ya know he's technically more than a friend :P

Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? I don't mind my complexion but seeing as everyone feels the need to poke fun at it or make snarky comments about it, I guess I'd like to be a touch darker.

If you had a tiny scar on your face, would you get it removed or just keep it? I'd like to say I'd keep it. Scars add character.

Have you had an x-ray in the past year? Nope

Do you think your first love still loves you? He still has feelings for me. Most of which are regrets and "what ifs" so I wouldn't say it's LOVE necessarily but, yeah.

What is something that is “going right” in your life? My beautiful, fulfilling relationship with Glenn. And my equally beautiful & fulfilling relationships with my other loved ones.

When did you feel ready to start dating? Honestly I never felt "ready." Relationships were always scary territory for me.

When was the last time your pet bit you? If you don’t have a pet, have you ever been bitten by someone else’s? I don't have a pet.

Where were you the last time you made out? Our bed

When was the last time you cried tears of joy? I came close to it yesterday! It's a frequent occurrence for me (and for that I'm grateful)

How do you type your sad smileys? :(

Do you have “decorative hand-towels” that cannot be used in your house? Nah

What was the last soda you drank? Root beer yesterday

What was the last thing someone made fun of you for? I got a scuffmark on my brand new sneakers yesterday and Glenn said "Are we surprised? You ruin all your shoes" (To be clear I wasn't offended. He's right! I'm reckless with my shoes because I prefer just being barefoot).

Have you ever had any type of surgery? Yeah, a few minor ones.

Should kids be allowed to get tattoos/piercings without parental consent? Umm, not sure

Who was the last person to hit on you? Can we count Glenn?

What was the last thing you decided not to do, that you were supposed to? Answer the phone

What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever had to tell someone? Oh boy. Any kind of rejection is hard for me so anything in that realm.

What do you put on hot dogs? Mustard, and maybe some relish or sauerkraut

Ever fallen in the shower? I don't think so? Which is surprising.

Do you think that things will get better? They're fantastic right now but yes, I do see them getting even better than this!

Have you ever legitimately saved a person’s life? I mean, not to my knowledge. But who knows.

What’s your favourite book genre? Realistic fiction/domestic fiction/family sagas

Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre? Yep

Do dogs like you? Weirdly, yes. But the feeling isn't mutual. Sorry, pups!

Would you say that you project an air of authority? Not even a little bit

Have you ever jumped off a high dive into a pool? Nah

Do you use one towel when you shower or two? (one for hair, one for body) One

Have you ever been to one of the great lakes? I live right on one of 'em

Who do you know that had a baby recently? My friend Tori just had a beautiful baby girl!

Do you like Usher’s songs? Yeah, he was pretty iconic in my middle school years. His music takes me back to cucumber melon body spray & glittery eye shadow.

When was the last time you went to a waterpark? It's been too long!

Have you ever ridden a train? Yep, and I love it.

What do you eat your French fries with? Ketchup or mayo

Do you have family problems? Who the hell doesn't?

What’s the last food you ate that was stale? Hmm... chips?

How do you like your grilled cheese? I recently discovered the delicious of adding a little Caesar dressing to a grilled cheese and OH MAN OH MAN.

What is the most challenging meal you have ever cooked? This is baking, not cooking, but I made some focaccia bread the other week & really struggled. What was your favorite thing to do as a little kid? Reading and writing, of course. I was also a big fan of drawing & any other type of craft.

Have you ever been close to drowning? I don't think so.

Have you ever had a panic attack? Mhm

Do you like doing housework? No thank ya

Would you ever get implants? Yeah

Do you own a robe? Several!

Do you have a little sister? What’s her name? Kathleen

Do you like crust on pizza or do you cut it off? Yeah, I leave no crumb of my pizza untouched.

What was the last song you listened to? Kangaroo by David Gray

Have any of your family members been to jail? Some members of my extended family

Is there anyone that you feel you still need some closure with? Nah not really.

Can you remember when you first learned how to read? I don't remember but it was younger than average.

What event in your life has transformed your personality the most? Didn't I already answer this?

Have you ever had any teeth pulled? Fucking seven. At once!!

Do you still want to be what you wanted to be in elementary school? Yeah! I always wanted to be an author (and illustratorr, but I scrapped that one).

What’re some TV shows that you would like to get into? I'm not much of a TV watcher so I can't really think of anything.

How would you feel if you were drafted for the military? I'd die?

What is your favorite Queen song? Under Pressure ft David Bowie. Of course <3

Do you know how to use any foreign currency? I go to Canada several times a year so yeah. Though that hardly counts, ha.

Been kissed by someone who you knew was “bad” for you? Yep. But never again.

Ever taken an at-home pregnancy test? Yep

When was the last time you were at a loss of what to do? Daily?

What did you do on your favorite date with a guy/girl? My favorite date days with Glenn are when we stroll Park Ave hitting up all our favorite little shops and bars. We always make a stop at this delicious chocolate shop and stock up on sponge candy, and then we end the night at our favorite Japanese restaurant for ramen & sake!

What’s a movie you have seen in the theater more than once? None I don't think?

What is the reason you’re still alive? My family & friends

Have you ever had sex in someone else’s bed/bedroom? Yeah

Do you ever brush your hair before you go to bed? Sometimes

Have you ever had a dream about sleeping with a celebrity? (You don’t have to give details.) DANIEL FUCKING RADCLIFFE LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Has anyone ever told you that they needed you? Do you think they meant it? Absolutely

How did you feel when you woke up today? What was the first thing you thought about? Felt pretty damn great actually! I was excited for the day ahead. I didn't even mind the fact that I have to work this morning :)

Do you still tell your parents that you love them? We're not that type of family. We express our love in different ways though, and I'm perfectly content with it.

Have you ever said “I love you” to someone you weren’t going out with? Yeah

Think of the last person you had sex with. Do you think they’ve slept with anyone else since they last slept with you? BOY HE BETTER NOT HAVE lmao

The last time you dyed your hair, what color did you dye it? Same as it ever was

Think of the last time you went out to eat. Who paid? Glenn & I went to the food court at the mall and got separate things that we paid for on our own

Do you save at least 15 percent of your income? HAAAAAAAAA no

Do you ever go on Reddit? If so, what are some of your favorite subreddits? It's my go-to bedtime reading! I love askreddit, antimlm, amitheasshole, glitch_in_the_matrix... tons more.

Were you ever a flower girl or ring bearer in anyone’s wedding when you were little? I was the flower girl for my aunt's wedding! I made it all the way down the aisle, then turned around & noticed everyone staring at me and burst into tears. Classic Elizabeth.

Are your parents in good health? Thank God, yes!

Have you ever been a caregiver to a sick/disabled relative? No

Is there any type of medicine you can’t take? For what reason? Not that I'm aware of

Do you have a favorite pair of pajamas? What do they look like? I have several cute pairs! But my go-tos are just nightgowns or big tee shirts most of the time.

Do you have any interesting pillow cases? Uh I wouldn't call any of them interesting.

If something on your body hurts, which part is it most likely to be? None!

Are you more afraid of spiders or bees? Neither really

Have you ever worn fake nails? If so, what did the last pair you wore look like? WOW I am literally wearing press-on nails as we speak. Yes, I'm trash. And yes, I love it.

Is Russian or Native American history more interesting to you? Both?

[topazshadowwolf]

Just a Walk in The Park

Day 4 of Soriel Week... only three more days... Dang this is going by fast (even faster since I’m scheduling them in one day). Anyway! The prompt is “protection” and this is technically my first collaboration. I had started this before even agreeing to do this fun piece with Poisond. @smashedkittkate and I were talking about this prompt and agreed I’d write a story if she draws a picture. Make sure to check out her half!

An Undertale Fanfiction by: Topaz Shadowwolf Undertale is owned by: Toby Fox Relationships: Soriel Rating: Everyone Heads up: There is one pun of a curse word that doesn’t actually use the word. 

Just a Walk in The Park

 When it came to planning dates, Sans kept it simple. The less work involved, the better. Go out for a movie in a theater that will also serve you food. As the saying goes, two birds with one stone.

After that, well, Tori likes taking walks. He never understood the appeal of it, but if she enjoys it, he’ll join her. On the way back from the theater, there is a park they have never been to, which should be interesting for her.

He didn't bother looking up the park, after all, it's a park. It has grass, trees, a sky, fresh air, and possibly a pond or stream. What else would one need to know about it?

Both thought nothing of it as they pulled up. Sans did notice that a lot of the cars had those “I love my (whatever breed of dog)” stickers but this was a park. Parks attract outdoorsy people, and they generally have a dog or two. So what? Most parks he has seen have leash rules.

Back when they lived underground, Sans never had any problems with dogs. Yes, sometimes the non-monster dogs would chase after bone attacks, or lightly chew on finger bones when being petted. But never was it anything that would cause any actual harm, or concern, just minor annoyances.

Then again, those dogs had become used to the idea of bones not being chew things. Monsters turn to dust when dead, leaving nothing for dogs to gnaw on. That, and monsters made of bone tend to fight back if used as a chew toy. Leading Sans, and even his brother Papyrus, to not understand the full threat dogs are, until a few ill encounters on the surface.

There were near bites when petting them, and one dog did bite Papyrus, leading the dog's owner to apologize profusely. But the worst case was when they had been invited with Frisk, Toriel, Asgore, Undyne, and Alphys to an informal dinner at a senator’s house. Papyrus, as the monster mascot and friend of the young ambassador, was also invited with Sans as his plus one.

The dog there was very well behaved, and clearly loved, almost to spoiling. Sans listened to all the important talk while petting the dog, both over all enjoying each other’s company. It wasn’t until dinner did the skeletons learned what it would feel like to have your skin crawl.

A few days ago, the dog’s owner had given it a cow bone, which it opted to gnaw on while everyone was eating. The brothers quickly lost their appetites at the sound of crunching, splitting, and cracking bone. Once the senator realized what was wrong, he took the bone away from the dog and apologized. Both skeletons said it was alright, and not to worry. Inwardly, they fully understood, that if a large cow femur could be cracked so easily, perhaps fraternizing with dogs is something they should avoid.

It was after that, Sans did notice a change in Toriel when it came to dogs and him. If they are out walking, and see a dog, she grabs his hand, and even pull him closer. One time, when a lady was walking towards them with a pack of dogs, Toriel not only held him close, but she shifted herself between him and the dogs.

He didn't complain. It was nice being temporarily pressed against her. Soft, warm, and safe.

If there are any dogs being walked, it shouldn't be that bad. If the leash rule is kept, it may just lead to more enjoyable moments of impromptu cuddles.

A short way into the park, the next thing they noticed was a bowl of water by the fountain. “An odd thing to do,” Toriel commented. But then they reasoned it must be for someone's dog or another pet.

There didn't seem to be a play set, but there were toys scattered about. Tennis balls, without a tennis quart. An abandoned stuffed toy of a rabbit. And a… plastic fire hydrant?

Eye socket lights deadened, realization of what kind of park this was sunk in. There won't be any leash rules here, as dogs in these kinds of parks are allowed to run free.

To add insult to injury, just then something hit him on the head. It didn't hit hard, but it was noticeable, and left a small sore spot. It bounced off his skull and landed just a few inches away.

“ouch,” Sans mumbled.

“Oh, Sans, are you alright?” Toriel asked, while lightly petting his skull. She must have used some healing magic, as what little pain he felt was eased away.

“yeah, thanks tori,” he replied while looking down at the offending object. It was a ball, a tennis ball. Much like the one Undyne and Papyrus took turns throwing for the senator’s dog that one night.

When Sans looked up from the ball and saw dogs; not just one, but a pack, barreling towards him, and he froze. His magic didn’t know what to do. Should it flare up in defense or attack? Should it prepare for a short cut to escape? He had to decide as they were closing in fast. Granted, the little dogs were in the lead, but small dogs still have strong jaws.

Just as he started to take a step back he felt the ground disappear from under his feet. Toriel had quickly lifted him, and now held him up high over her head. He hoped he wasn’t hurting her, as he grabbed her arms for dear life. Even if he was, at this moment, he was not about to let go. One slipper slipped off along the way, and was now the prisoner of a rambunctious miniature pinscher who proudly ran around with it.

Toriel used her feet to try to usher the dogs away, but that only seemed encourage them to keep trying. “Go on, away with you!” She said. The dogs didn't seem to care.

Some thought she was playing some game. A few, including a lab and a collie, ran around happily, unsure what the excitement was about, but, dang it, they wanted to be a part of it! Then there was a golden retriever and a few small dogs looking up at him as if they just won a lifetime supply of chew toys.

The sound of tearing fabric caught his attention, and he glanced over to see the min pin was playing tug-of-war with his slipper against a beagle mix. He’s had those slippers since he was a lot younger while living in the underground. And now some dogs were tearing holes in the well-worn, yet still fluffy, cloth.

“Your slipper,” Toriel’s voice held the same sorrow he felt for the ruined footwear. It had surpassed clothing, and was more than just something comfortable to wear. Those old slippers were a part of who he was. If any of his friends were to describe his style, his hoodie and slippers would always be mentioned.

“it’s okay, tori, let's just get out of here,” it pained Sans to say that. But it was impractical to ask her to rescue it while keeping him safe. “it may be gone, but it won't be furgotten.”

Toriel struggled not to laugh, “Be careful making me laugh, my dear, we wouldn't want this to get any hairier.”

Although her teasing was not to be taken seriously, it still made Sans a little nervous. Relief came in the form of owners coming and collecting their dogs. One owner commented on how silly it is for a skeleton to come to a dog park. The other owners told that one off.

Over all, he managed to avoid any contact with most of the dogs, save for an interested sniff from an Irish wolfhound and a friendly lick, on his bare bone foot, from a bullmastiff when Toriel wasn't looking. He knew they were only being friendly, but considering their size he couldn't help but feel a shiver go up his spine.

To avoid any incidents on their way to the car, Toriel carried him. As they neared it, she hummed, “Well, I do believe that is enough adventure for me. And I’m sure it be rather ruff on you.”

Tension, Sans didn't even know he had, dissolved as he laughed, “oh, tori, that was bad, and over used.”

“I like to think of it as a classic,” Tori smiled.

“i guess it's as the saying goes,” Sans replied as if in deep thought.

“What saying is that?”

“you can't teach an old dog new tricks.”

Toriel was about to unlock the car, but that made her pause. Her snout wrinkle in that way it does when she doesn't want to laugh but it is brewing within her. “Is that so,” she finally said once she had calmed herself, “Well, perhaps I should, as the saying goes, throw you to the dogs. Though in the less figurative and more literal sense.”

“shih tzu wouldn’t actually do that, would you?”

The goat monster giggled, “I don't know, that comment was rather shar pei. Besides, you are rather husky, and my arms are getting tired.”

“mercy, please t, if not for me, then for my dear brother papillon,” Sans accented the idea of pleading by putting his hand together while opening his sockets wide.

Toriel laughed then nose nuzzled his nasal bone, “Enough with the puppy eyes my dear, I love you too much to do that.”

In the distance one of the dog owners whistled at them while another cheered. Sans felt a little flustered by that, and judging by the blush peeking through her fur, so was Toriel.

When it comes to planning dates, Sans likes to keep it simple; but that doesn't always mean it will be. Lesson learned, he now puts more effort in so things, hopefully, go smoothly.

#sorielweek #sorielweek2017 #undertale #fanfiction #soriel #this was fun #i enjoy doing colabs #but i'm scared to agree to them #i can be lazy and forgetful #i hope you like it

[serenquited-tc]

March TC Challenge (Day 1 - 20)

1. Has your TC ever helped you with any personal issues?

I don’t know if this counts as personal... But he’s made me believe in myself. That time when I (kind of jokingly) said that my art wasn’t as good as my friend’s, Ch’s; he immediately tried to bring me back up by saying that it isn’t about being better, it’s about being different. Honestly whenever I try to criticise/bring myself down he’ll always try to bring me back up and tell me I’m enough which is really sweet.

2. Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of your TC?

Yes, multiple times. The worst incident was when someone asked C if he was in hockey and C said he wasn’t sure so I was kinda worried at first because I chose table tennis. Later on during class it was nearly time for sport, F was confirming with C if we all had to meet in the gym. Coincidentally that was where I had table tennis in and I was overly excited when he said yes because I thought he meant that he was actually in table tennis so I yelled out, “Yes!!” when I thought I was gonna whisper it out and fist bump the air. What’s worse was that the class wasn’t being loud or anything, they were just quiet the entire time so they’ve all heard me. Plus that yell was supposed to be my inside voice but somehow I was so excited and relieved that I forgot to switch between the two. I couldn’t look at C after that as I was extremely embarrassed so after class I asked F if C reacted weirdly to me because I didn’t see his reaction. She said he looked confused as to why I yelled out but he probably shrugged it off. Also I asked her if I was red in the face and she said I kinda was.

I would tell more about my other embarrassing moments but I’ll save those for another post.

3. What was your most memorable moment with your TC?

The badminton competition. It was the first time I’ve ever participated in a sport competition and I’m glad I got to spend it with C.

And also the dog. Who can forget that?

4. Have you ever thought of getting over your TC?

Umm yes, multiple times?? Is that even a question?

5. What song would you use to tell your TC about your feelings for him/her?

I Was Made For Loving You by Tori Kelly ft. Ed Sheeran because that song perfectly describes my feelings and hits me in the feels all the damn time.

6. What would be the perfect way your TC would admit his/her feelings for you?

Maybe through text.

7. What would be the perfect way you would admit your feelings for your TC?

Probably in the same scenario as how my tc would admit to me. I’d just do it after he has 😆

8. What is the one thing that made you fall for your TC?

Probably his personality.

9. Has your TC ever given you something as a gift?

No but I wish haha

10. Is your TC in a relationship? If yes, have you met their girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/etc.?

I’m kinda on the fence with any questions concerning this. The thing is, I’m not actually sure if he has a girlfriend or he’s just single because he’s always texting someone (or on the phone with someone) whenever he’s free so I’m assuming he is in a relationship. And no, I’ve never met her because I don’t even know if she exists.

11. What quote best describes your feelings for your TC?

Okay so I found this on the internet, decided to put this on here because the beach (well mainly the ocean) reminds me of C. Partly because his hair is like the colour the sand (I might be exaggerating but whatevs) and his eyes are like the ocean.

12. What type of man/woman is he/she?

Quiet, sweet, chill, sarcastic, funny and a little too geeky 😆

Probably a beta male.

13. Is your tc married/has children/has pets?

None of the above.

14. Cutest thing he/she told you.

That he just wanted to compliment on my wallpaper when I didn’t respond to him calling my name because I thought I was in trouble for not doing the work and talking to Ch about my wallpaper. He was behind me helping some guys with their work when he saw it and started calling me. I quickly returned back to my work, thinking that he needed me back on task so I was ignoring him. I turned to Ch asking why he called for me and she just shrugged. Then that bastard called me out again but IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS and explained himself as he was walking around. It was cute but hella embarrassing for me.

15. What would you do if your TC was drunk and told you that she/he loves you?

It depends on what point in time he says that. If I was still in school when he tells me that, I would tell him that I wouldn’t want to take advantage of him because he’s drunk and I’m still in school. And if I have already graduated, I’d probably tell him the same thing; and that I love him too but I’d wait till he gets sober to do anything really.

16. Has your TC ever said anything to you that hurt your feelings?

Well just that one time when he didn’t want to tell me when his birthday was (I just wanted to know the date, I already knew which month it was because he told me before; so I didn’t understand why he just wouldn’t tell me... Maybe he just didn’t want anyone to know)

17. Do you know anything about your TC other students don’t know?

Somewhat, yeah... I know that he’s worked before going to uni, his birth month and that I’m one of his favourite students.

I mean... no one’s asked him questions about himself other than me sooo...

18. Have you and your TC grown closer since the beginning of your relationship?

Yes, we didn’t really know each other that much till the end of Term 2; so yeah I dare say we have.

19. If I was your TC, what would you say to me right now?

Umm hi, I know that you’re probably shocked to find out that this whole blog is about you; probably even more that it’s coming from me. But then it’s not much of a shocker for me to realise that you found out as I know I’m one of the most obvious people alive.

I know you probably don’t feel the same way and I don’t expect you to; but please don’t treat me differently because of this. I still value our friendship and it would kill me if that gets destroyed too. All I ask is that I hope you understand why I made this blog. Tumblr was the only place where I could freely express my true feelings, without being judged or being treated like a different species. It was the only place where I felt normal. And it’s where I found a community that understood what this journey is like. I made friends on this platform; we shared our deepest struggles with each other and celebrated every small milestone we got.

I do have friends in real life that have tcs, but it feels different on Tumblr. Maybe because I always am a listener so I never really get to talk about my tc as I’m always hearing them yammering about their tc (it gets annoying okay). And we really don’t encourage any illegal pursuit of tcs at all on here. Those that do are only a toxic minority. If my friends see this next bit, they might get offended but they don’t think with a straight mind (like those toxic blogs) because they want to pursue their tcs and I don’t encourage it at all but they never listen to me. But thank God most tcers on Tumblr are sensible people.

Anyway I just really hope you’ll understand my situation.

20. Tell us three things you want to tell him about you.

I do film projects, I’ve written two books online and I’m overall a geek/nerd.

Honestly I don’t really have much that he doesn’t know about myself to tell him...

#teacher crush #teacher crush community #tc community #tcc #teacher crush blog #tcc blog #march tc challenge

[blackcatstudio]

Nightmare High Tale: Ch 1

The sun began to rise into the morning sky as the brightness of the rising sun shine upon the small town. As the town began to wake up from the long night of peace. Not too far was a yell of a tall woman wearing a black tank top and black shorts as her long red hair blew with the wind as she threw a blue spear at a white small dog that has a black cell phone in its mouth.

“Get back here! You’ll be going to get it if you don’t bring my phone back!”

The woman took off after the dog as a short woman with short blonde curly hair wearing a white lab coat came running out trying to catch up.

“U… Undyne! Wait please!”

The dog barked as it ran up to a brown and black house and drop it in front of the house before it jumps off to run towards the backyard. The door opens up to reveal a short blond hair man wearing his blue jacket with a white T-shirt inside and a black with two white stripe shorts. The man looks down to see Undyne’s phone as he saw Undyne ran up the stairs to retrieve her phone.

The man chuckled, “having a rough time? Did that dog paw your phone again?”

Undyne snares, “shut up, Sans!”

Sans smiles as he spotted the short lady has finally caught up to Undyne, “oh hey Alphys! Having a rough time too?”

Alphys sigh, “j… just the normal thing with that uh… a… annoying dog.”

Undyne huffs in irritation, “you can say that. Of course, the dog led us to this place.”

Soon all three heard a loud high male’s voice in the house yelling, “canine! Give that back to me, Now!”

Sans laughs, “welp, looks like my bro is having a rough time as well.”

Undyne sighs, “I’ll go help him.”

Once Undyne got into the house, Alphys smiles at Sans.

“W… Well not the morning I expected to turn out but… o… oh well.”

Sans nods, “yup, anyways I gotta see how the kid is doing. This is her first day at her new school and all ya know.”

Alphys nods, “o… okay then see you later than, uh… Sans.”

Sans nods before he teleported, “you too Alphys.”

Sans appear in front of the large purple house and knock on the brown wooden door. Soon a tall boy wearing his yellow shirt and his brown vest answer the door and smiles at Sans.

“Oh hey, Sans, this is kinda a surprise.”

Sans nods, “so uh… can I come in.”

The boy nods as he let Sans into the house soon a tall woman with long dark blonde hair came up to Sans. She had her purple dress on as her white high heels tapping on the wooden floor of the living room.

“Oh Sans is nice to meet you here again. I’m guessing you're here to see how Frisk is doing?”

Sans nods, “you bet ya on that Tori. So uh… how is she?”

Toriel sighs, “last night she was telling me of how nervous she was starting at a new school. I know it was for both me and Asgore to well live in separate town but… it’s for the best. Besides Jesse will be going there every now and then to spend time with Asgore and Asriel. It’s just… I want to protect her and… that…”

Sans place his hand on Toriel’s shoulder saying, “hey don’t worry she’ll be safe here. Besides if anyone tries to hurt her well… they are going to have a really bad time with me.”

Toriel smiles, “thank you, Sans. I know I can count on you to protect her. I’m just not too sure if I should send Jesse back to that town again.”

“Don’t worry mom” said Jesse as he brushes his brown vest, “I’ll be fine besides I know my ways around and Rover will keep me safe. Right boy?”

A german shepherd dog wearing a blue color barked happily. Jesse laughs as he petted his dog before Frisk came down the stairs.

Sans and Toriel look up to see Frisk wearing a pink sweatshirt with a hood on it, a blue ribbon tied in her hair, and a dark navy blue jeans that show off her brown tennis shoes. Frisk smiles as her blue eyes sparkle in the light.

“What do you think?”

Sans nods, “look good, kiddo. Do ya want me to take ya to school today?”

Frisk looks at her mother as Toriel nods. Frisk smiles as she nods her head at Sans.

“Great then let’s go, I know a shortcut.”

Frisk giggles as she said her goodbyes to her mother and her brother as well to Rover before she left outside with Sans. Sans snap his bony finger and in a flash, both are standing right in front of the school yard. Frisk sighs as Sans caught her expression of nervousness.

“Nervous Frisk?”

Frisk nods, “yeah, I hope I could at least make some friends here.”

Sans chuckle, “oh I’m sure you will. Just be yourself and don’t worry about it. Okay?”

Frisk nods, “alright, I’ll take your advice, fart master.”

Sans laughs, “nice one kid. Welp, I’ll pick you up later on today.”

Frisk smiles, “bye Uncle Sans!”

Sans smiles, “right back at ya.”

Frisk watch Sans teleported before she turned to start her new school. She held the strap of her blue backpack tight as she walks up the stairs. She could see some kids glaring at her wondering who she was. Frisk felt so uncomfortable to just being there seeing kids glaring at her. She finally made it inside though it was the same as it was being out there but she managed to walk towards the school office.

She stops in front of the office to see a tall man with black hair, wearing a black suit and pants with white little tiny stripes on the pants, and his tie was in a shape of a bat. Frisk looks up at this man as she made sure to clear her throat before she spoke.

“Um… excuse me but… are you the principle of this school?”

The man looks down at Frisk and smiles, “yes, are you Frisk Dreemurr the new girl at Nightmare High?”

Frisk nods, “yes sir, that’s me.”

The man smiles, “well it’s a pleasure to meet you. I’m Principal Jack Skellington, most kids just call me Jack. I’ll have someone to help show you around, please have a seat as I find someone to help you on your way.”

Frisk smiles, “thank you, Jack.”

Frisk sat down as she waited for Jack to come back with another student to help her. She watches as the kids walk by holding books and folders in their hands. Soon a boy with black curly hair wearing a golden shirt and blue pants with sparkle gold on the side had tripped over the bench that Frisk was sitting in and threw the book right on Frisk. The boy gulp as he quickly picks his books up.

“I’m so… sorry, I uh… got a bit clumsy. Sorry.”

A large black cat meow as it picked the last book up for the boy to grab. The boy quickly ran off before Frisk could have her chance to speak. After two minutes Jack returns right beside him was a girl with very short red hair, her bang over her right hazel eye wearing a yellow shirt and brown overalls. Frisk looks at the girl as Jack introduce the girl to her.

“This is Lisa Millers. She’ll be your guidance for today.”

Jack went back into the office as Frisk looks at the girl unsure of what to say. Lisa smiles as she gave a good look.

“Well nice to meet ya, Frisk. Come on I’ll be showing you around and also I have to also warn you to which people you should stay away from.”

“What do you mean?”

Lisa looks at Frisk, “well… I’ll tell ya when I help you find your locker and also to your first class.”

Frisk nods as she got up and walk beside Lisa, “um… Lisa?”

Lisa blink her eyes two times before she asks, “what?”

Frisk sighs as she remembers about the boy who trips and threw the books on her, “there was this boy who um… short of tripped and threw his books on me. He had this large black cat with him that helped him out.”

Lisa smiles, “heh… that’s probably my friend Luke.”

“Luke?”

Lisa nods, “yeah, you shouldn’t be too hard on him. He’s blind in his right eye so it’s hard for him to see very well. That’s why his cat Celia is there to help him out. I’m sure it was an accident.”

Frisk nods, “oh okay yeah, at first I thought he did it on purpose or something.”

Lisa shook her head, “no, he’ll never do it on purpose at all. He’s really nice as so is his girlfriend Laila.”

Frisk smiles, “oh okay that’s good to hear.”

Lisa turns to look at Frisk, “you sound like you had some bad times to where you are from. I mean been bullied or something like that.”

Frisk sighs, “It’s a long story. I rather not talk about it.”

Lisa nods, “fair enough. Come on then let’s change the subject.”

Frisk smiles, “thank you.”

The two girls went to find Frisk’s locker. Once the girls found the locker (which was number 16A) Lisa helps Frisk to unlock the lock. Frisk began to put her stuff into the locker as Lisa stood to watch.

“So uh… where are you from?”

Frisk turn saying, “I’m from Mount Ebott.”

Lisa nods, “heard of that place though I never been there before. So uh… do you have any hobbies you like to do?”

Frisk nods, “yeah, I like to dance either with my friends or myself. Also, I enjoy writing stories.”

Lisa smiles, “ya do? What kind?”

Frisk giggles, “mostly fantasy stories. There’s one I’m working on is called ‘Land of the Fairies’ pretty much is about this two fairies who slowly falls in love but both are from the different season lands so that makes more difficult for them to be together.”

Lisa chuckle “sounds like you're into romance as well.”

Frisk nods, “oh yes, I think when you find that perfect someone and your heart is racing then you magically dream about them forever and want to be with them forever.”

Lisa laughs, “okay now you're sounding like Kerra.”

Frisk tilt her head, “who’s Kerra?”

“A friend of mine. She’s the daughter of the ice business and mayor assistance of the town.”

“Mayor assistance?”

Lisa nods, “yeah her uncle John is the mayor of this town so both her mom and her aunt Elsa are assistance for him. So she, her twin brother Andy, and her cousin Peter come here to this school.”

“Well that makes political sense,” said Frisk as winks at Lisa.

Lisa just blinks at her unaware of Frisk’s pun.

Frisk put her stuff in her locker and grab what she thinks she should need for her first class and followed Lisa into the classroom. The school bell ring as Lisa sighs.

“Well I’m late but maybe they would understand if I told them that I was helping you out.”

Frisk looks down, “I’m sorry I didn’t mean to make you late for class.”

Lisa smiles, “Nah don’t be, besides I always have a hard time being on time for something.”

Frisk giggles, “you remind me of someone I know.”

Lisa chuckle, “sweet come on let’s not get in trouble.”

The girls made it into the classroom. Lisa spotted her teacher with short brown hair wearing a purple and black dress looking at her with the bright green eyes.

“I’m late I know.”

The teacher nods, “what is your reason?”

Lisa looks at Frisk before she could say anything the teacher smiles and greeted Frisk.

“Hello, you must be Frisk Dreemurr. I’m Rapunzel please make yourself comfortable.”

Frisk really enjoy how nice of a teacher Rapunzel is to her. Rapunzel looks at Lisa.

“I’ll give you a pass for it this time but next time make sure your not late ever again.”

Lisa nods, “yes Rapunzel and thanks.”

Lisa sat next to Frisk at the table as class began. Frisk really loved how Rapunzel was teaching the class. It was very enjoyable and fun at the same time. Frisk and Lisa both had two hours of class with Rapunzel. Then the third class was a bit sticker with a large gray hair lady wearing black glasses and a white dress with black stripes on it known as Mrs. Tentacles.

After the fourth hour, it was lunch time and Frisk walked beside Lisa as they both went to put their things away in their lockers and met up in the cafeteria. The girls got their lunch and sat at a far table with nobody in it.

Lisa sighs as she looks right at Frisk sternly, “do you remember that I was going to warn ya of some people to stay far away from?”

Frisk nods, “yeah, I remember.”

Lisa nods, “okay see that guy over there with some girls?”

Frisk looks to see a dark skin boy with long black hair dress very modest almost like a victorian style was talking to some girl especially the one with the long black hair wearing a black and white stripe shirt.

“Yeah, I see him.”

Lisa looks at Frisk, “stay far as possible. He will give you trouble especially two of those girls. They say his father is theft and a gambler. He’s just like his father a slick fox deprive to ruin your life forever.”

Frisk ask now a bit worry, “who is he?”

Lisa answer as she began to growl, “his name is Aaron Shadows.”

Soon two girls one a dark skin with blond hair her bangs near her eye level wearing a pink and white sweatshirt and her black nerdy glasses and the other girl with her red hair in a ponytail wearing a white shirt and a black jacket with her shirt, and has her black hat on came over. The one girl with the glasses sat down next to Frisk as the other one did not even sit down at the table.

Lisa looks up at the girl who is standing and asked, “are you going to sit here with us?”

The girl shook her head, “no sorry but… I promised Mike I’ll sit with him and his friends.”

Lisa nods as she watches her friend sit next to the boy with his brown hair in a ponytail wearing a black and white jacket with a gray shirt inside.

Frisk turn to the girl with the nerdy glasses and smiles shyly. Lisa turned her attention to Frisk and the girl and explained.

“Frisk this is my friend Alyssa and that other one you just had seen was Kerra. Anyways yeah, Alyssa this is Frisk the new girl.”

Alyssa smiles, “it’s nice to meet you. I always like to make new friends.”

Frisk nods, “me too. It’s so nice to meet you, Alyssa.”

Alyssa giggles as she began to ask Frisk questions. Frisk was happily answering to every question that Alyssa was asking. Lisa only listen as she eats her lunch. Once Alyssa was done asking it was time to head back to class. All three girls threw their trash away and went heading to their next class. 

It was lucky that this time all three of them along with Kerra were now in the same class for at least two hours.

#Crossover fanfiction #CrossOver #multiple crossovers #disney and non disney #my ocs

[shrugman]

all of them ily facetime me

I’m half a bottle of wine in so this is the perfect time to answer this

1. Name: Michelle Bair

2. Birthplace: some airforce base in virginia 

3. Ancestry: general European, Scottish, and Native American

4. Zodiac Sign: Capricorn

5. Biggest fear: Abandonment 

6. Strength/Weakness: For the most part I’m pretty honest / I can’t make decisions if they impact other people

7. Worst habit: braiding and unbraiding my hair / shaking my leg

8. Favorite holiday: Halloween  

9. Ever been in a car crash: thankfully, no

10. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher: Paul omg

11. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house: drop whatever bag I’m holding

12. Age at first kiss: 14? Idk whatever the second half of 8th grade was

13. When did you fall in love for the first time: when I was 15

14. Who Is Your Longest Friend & How Long: Stephanie is my ride or die for like 11 years. Like literally I’d die without her I love her so much 

15. Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: pump that GPA up a bit

16. What were you doing at midnight last night: trying (failing) to sleep

17. When was the last time you laughed hard: earlier when I was telling Stephanie a story about my dad

18. Who was the last person that told you they love you: My dad 

19. What was the first thing you thought when you woke up yesterday morning: idk man probably a generic sound of unhappy

20. Where did you go for your first date and who was it with: I don’t even know because like what actually counts as a date?

21. Who’s wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsmen: never happened

22. Who did you see in concert first: Jimmy Buffet I shit you not

23. Who was your favorite teacher: Paul

24. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day: I text Stephanie 

25. Who do you think about most: probably Stephanie 

26. Is your ideal occupation? Optometrist 

27. Beer, wine, or liquor? liquor 

28. Favourite restaurant?  Saizeriya (it’s in Japan)

29. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Vanilla with cherry 

30. McDonlads or Burger King? McDonalds 

31. Fantasy dinner guest(s)? Kate McKinnon 

32. Have you ever been drunk? When was the last time? I’m like tipsy rn so? now? idk

33. What is the most embarrassing thing you have done drunk? honestly I don’t even known

34. Wonder Woman or Cat Woman? Wonder? idk

35. How many pets do you have? a single dog

36. What would be the first thing you bought if you won the lottery? idk something stupid like some cheese 

37. When was the first time you smoked? Like a cigarette? Never. Weed? Sometime last fall when I went camping 

38. Who last sent you a text? Stephanie 

39. Who did you last send a text to? Stephanie lmao 

40. What 4 things would you take to a desert island? i’d just die

41. Name the 3 most important people in your life? Shit this is hard because like obviously Stephanie but also my family and there are 4 people in that and I can’t pick whos the most important out of them so 

42. Favorite song? I honestly don’t know

43. Favorite movie? Heathers 

44. When did you last cuddle someone? fuck idk like late march early april?

45. When did you last have sex? see above

46. If you woke up tomorrow with no fear, what would you do first? probably either jump off a roof or tell my dad I’m into girls

47. What was your biggest worry five years ago, do you still feel the same about it at this minute? Abandonment, yes. Constantly 

48. If you could change one law of your country, what would it be? There are way to many fucked up things to even choose 

49. What relationships have ended? But you can’t let go? Idk there was one that at first I couldn’t let go but now I can so?

50. Where would you take a road trip? Albuquerque 

51. How do Mondays feel for you? during the summer, whatever. During the year, like i put a vacuum on my face 

52. If you could spend ten minutes with your ‘hero’ alive or dead what would you ask them? Omg Stephanie how did you get to Germany 

53. Do your practice ‘self love’ or ‘self loathing’? a weird combo of both tbh

54. What’s your greatest achievement to date? Idk I guess getting into JMU is p good 

55. What scares you about your future? That I won’t’ do well enough to get into Optometry school 

56. Why does pizza come in a square box? easier to transport 

57. What would happen if you knew you could not fail? so many things 

58. How does it feel to be photographed? sometimes I hate it but i like being able to look back on the moments 

59. If you could erase an event from your mind, which one would you choose? oh god... maybe seeing my dad cry while I went through security out of Japan for the last time 

60. Do you want your children (if you have any) to be ‘just like you’? No. I want my children to be better than me in every way so that once I’ve taught them all I know they can then teach me what they’ve learned 

61. Do you stand for what you believe in or are you pleasing others? I try to stand for it 

62. If money were no concern, what would you do for the rest of your life? If I had the talent, be a stage actor 

63. What are you thankful for, this moment? That surgery went well yesterday 

64. Do you have same sex fantasies? Well I mean, yeah 

65. If you have had sex in a public place, where? a pool locker room 

66. Have you ever cried during/after sex? nope

67. Who is the oldest person you’ve had sex with? Dylan

68. Who is the youngest person you’ve had sex with? Tori

69. Would you rather be in a relationship with a totally submissive partner or a totally dominant partner? Dom

70. How tall are you? 5′10

71. How much do you weigh? 144 which I was hype about because the last time I’d checked I was 150

72. What color is your hair naturally?  like dirty blondeish?

73. What size jeans do you wear? 8 I think but idk

74. What is your favorite color to wear?   black

75. Do you have any piercings?    just ears

76. Do you have any tattoos?    no

77. Do you care how other people see you?    I mean yeah

78. Do you like sports?  I love ballet but other than that no 

79. How do you feel about age differences in relationships?  It depends. Like below 25 if you have more than a few years I’m iffy, but the older you are the more lenient I am 

80. How do you feel about race differences in relationships?    idgaf

81. Do you believe in karma or fate?    yeah

82. Do you keep a journal? no   

83. Describe the last dream you remember: I can’t remember a recent one 

84. Describe your favorite dream: Don’t really have one

85. Where are some places you would like to visit? Canada, South America, Paris, etc   

86. Any upcoming concerts you want to attend? Paramore and Halsey but I’m too stressed about money to buy tickets 

87. What music do you listen to when you are happy? BTR and early 2000s songs rn

88. What music do you listen to when you are mad?  Breakup songs. I have a playlist

89. Do you like to burn candles or incense? Candles, yes

90. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed? Wine

91. What are your favorite alcoholic beverages? I like sex on the beaches and vodka mixed with cranberry juice 

92. Do you smoke cigarettes or cigars? What about marijuana? no cigarettes or cigars. Tried weed twice but it didn’t work 

93. Who is your number 1 friend and why is he or she there? Stephanie becuase she’s always there for me and when everything in my life is falling apart she’s always my rock and I just love her so much 

94. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member? I don’t know what this means

95. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with? Of my current friends? Nah I don’t think so

96. Would you ever have sex in the shower or the bath? I DON’T WANT TO DIE

97. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex? yeah

98. Do you think your last ex still wants to be with you? //actual// ex? idk maybe 

99. Ever wondered what it would be like dating the same gender as you? been there, done that

100. What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual people? dude

101. How often do you brush your teeth? twice a day

102. How often do you shower?  When was the last time you had a shower? I try to shower every day. I just took a bath and then washed my hair with the shower head

103. How often do you shave your legs?  rarely lmao

104. Political affiliation? dude

105. Opinion on abortion? duDE

106. Opinion on immigrants/ immigration reform? dUDE

107. Should prostitution be legalized? honestly I don’t know enough to say

108. How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are? wtf kind of meta

109. If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do? it’s easier that way

110. What is the one thing you’d most like to change about the world? just like... make everyone stop hating everyone else so much

111. If happiness was the national currency, what kind of work would make you rich? acting

112. Would you break the law to save a loved one? 100%

113. If you had to move to a state or country besides the one you currently live in, where would you move and why? well technically I live in both Germany and America so this question is too complex

114. Why are you the person you are? what

115. Have you been the kind of friend you want as a friend? I try but I’ve had slipups

116. Why do religions that support love cause so many wars? bc ppl suc

117. What would you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you? I’‘d probably be a lot more outgoing 

118. Were you happy when you woke up today? no

119. What’s a fact about the last person who text messaged you? Well my mom just texted me and she really liked turtles 

120. Want someone back in your life? At times, but then I remember they’re gone for a reason 

121. What are you excited for? PRAGUE

122. Are you scared to fall in love? sometimes 

123. When is your next road trip?idk

124. What was the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? told stephanie I love her

125. Do you like to cuddle? yeh

126. Have you ever kissed more than one person in 24 hours? maybe? idk

127. Plans for tomorrow? we’re going to see castles 

128. Do you care too much/not at all/just enough? too much

129. How is life going for you right now? :/

130. If you were offered a shot of whiskey right this second, would you accept? yep

131. This time last year, can you remember who you liked? tori

132. Could you stay in the same relationship for over a year? I mean I never have, but I think I could if the military would butt out 

133. If you could have one super power what would it be? transformation 

134. Background on your cell phone? the lockscreen is a gradient from purple to pink and the background is Tyler on a piano 

135. What are you thinking about right this second? these questions 

136. Last book you read? How was it? I Wrote This For You. made me cry. I loved it 

137. What is the last thing you bought? coffee at the airport 

138. Do you live with your parents? during holidays 

139. Have you ever been caught sneaking out? no

140. Have you ever met a celebrity? not like A-list

141. What are you like when you’re drunk?  super giggly 

142. What are you like when you’re high? idk

143. Do you want children? yeah

144. Do you want a church wedding? no

145. How many pillows do you sleep with? as many as I can 

146. Have you ever been scuba diving? nope 

147. Who was your first real crush? this guy Matt in 4th grade lmao

148. What are you allergic to? grass and pollen 

149. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? rn I like the name Vita but ask again in like 3 months 

150. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? Girl just because I feel like I’d be able to raise her better 

151. How did you get your name? My sister pointed at my mom’s baby bump and was like “Michelle!” and they were like ok

152. Name one thing about your body you love? my cheek bones 

153. What is your biggest goal in life? be happy. Like fully

154. Do you still have feelings for your ex? nah

155. Do you think aliens are real? YES

156. What age did you start drinking? my first drink was at 14 but I started like regulatory drinking at 17 

157. What do you think of President Obama? YES

158. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? nah

159. Describe your dream girl/guy? idk

160. Story of your first kiss? we were at a park 

161. Story of the first time you made out with someone? same as ^

162. Story of the first time you had sex? I went over to her house while her parents were at work 

163. When did you first have sex? when I was 18

164. First time you gave/ received oral sex? ^

165. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to? nope

167. Favorite fictional character (movie, book, tv show)? Holtzman

168. How many followers do you have on tumblr? What about twitter/ instagram? 44/87/19

169. Are you friend with your parents on Facebook? yeah

170. First time you thought you were in love? When did you realize that you weren’t actually in love with that person? 14, when we broke up and I realized I was confusing a crush for love 

171. Do you talk to yourself? wayyyy too much 

172. How old will you be on your next birthday? 20

173. How did you meet the last person you kissed? tinder 

174. Do you have any hickies? not rn

175. Turn ons? being confident without being cocky 

176. Turn offs? acting like you’re entitled to me

177. What qualities did you get from your mom? petty, creative 

178. What qualities did you get from your dad? idiot, hard working 

179. How many siblings do you have? 1

180. Have you ever taken anyone’s virginity? yeah

that took so long omg. ily

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[oneyoungexcuse]

I was going now to say just odds, but then some even questions seem fun too. So ALL. If you have time of course. 150 is a lot. But it would be nice to get to know Ellie. 24. London. Rubbish gay human being ... a bit better. 🍻

I love the fact that you put 🍻 love a good pint so you must know a little about me but here you go keen bean 😊 Please if you wanna talk go right ahead!

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? Someone who had to attend to the animals of London 
2. Are you outgoing or shy? A bit of both but mostly outgoing 
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?Not sure really. A few peeps :) 
4. Are you easy to get along with? Sometimes I can be a right difficult fucker 
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? Probably but I haven’t got drunk like that for a very long while so they wouldn’t have to. 
6. What kind of people are you attracted to? Honestly I don’t think I actually know now but as long as you’re kind, funny, not a Tory and drink. We’re good 
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? I highly doubt it. 
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? Erm …probably my dad because he called me last night 
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? Depends with who but no not really anymore. I love sex.
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? My Counsellor and her dog she looks after 
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? “Well you gave me an open door” 
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? 1.) Get it together- Drake 2.) Deeper- MNEK 3.) Anyone Else - Pvris 4.) Bedroom Floor- Liam Payne (don’t judge me) 5.) Burning- Sam Smith but also his whole album which is absolutely sublime 
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? I love it. But you have to do it properly. 
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? Not anymore 
15. What good thing happened this summer? I had the best birthday ever 
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Yes…
17. Do you think there is life on other planets? There must be 
18. Do you still talk to your first crush? Yeah I see them around and about
19. Do you like bubble baths?I’m actually not allowed them because of my skin but I miss them terribly 
20. Do you like your neighbors?They’re very sweet except when my older neighbour catches squirrels or smokes too much it goes into my room 
21. What are you bad habits? I tend to ruin things, I bite my nails, bite my lip constantly, swear too much, say stupid shit when I’m drunk 
22. Where would you like to travel? Asia, Canada, America, Caribbean, Mexico again. 
23. Do you have trust issues?I especially do now after this weekend. I can’t believe it. I think it’s better if I don’t for a while. 
24. Favorite part of your daily routine? Going back to bed. 
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? My stomach, fingers, hips and teeth. 
26. What do you do when you wake up? “Erugh why is it not the weekend!” Then put some music on, feed my cat and get ready for work. 
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? I wish it was clearer! No either. 
28. Who are you most comfortable around? Friends and people who are close to me. 
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? Nope
30. Do you ever want to get married? Maybe.
31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?God no and thank goodness I can’t do that shit anymore.
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? Lynn Gunn Alycia Debham Carey Kristen Stewart 
33. Spell your name with your chin.Wokie ….OMG chewbacca?!?! Are you kidding me ! 
34. Do you play sports? What sports?I play rugby and run. I should get back into swimming though 
35. Would you rather live without TV or music? Live without TV 
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?Yepppppp. She will never know because it’s soooo embarrassing. 
37. What do you say during awkward silences? “So…how about those dolphins?!” (Watch ‘The birdcage’ 
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?I don’t know anymore really. Just someone who wants me.
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? Vans, TK Maxx, urban Outfitters 
40. What do you want to do after high school? Lol that was years ago but something better than what I’m doing now 
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Depends but most people yes. 
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? I’m sad, tired or so angry that I’m scared if I say anything I’ll seriously regret it. 
43. Do you smile at strangers? Occasionally yeah 
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? Even though I would hate going in a rocket, Outer space
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? That I have to go to work…otherwise I wouldn’t. 
46. What are you paranoid about? What people really think of me and just always not being in the know sort of thing 
47. Have you ever been high? Indeed. 
48. Have you ever been drunk? Me? Drunk? Never ;) 
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? Jesus Christ yeah 
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? Black and grey 
51. Ever wished you were someone else? Everyday. 
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? I wish I would stop overthinking, over analysing and not have such bad anxiety? …so pretty much everything 
53. Favourite makeup brand?…I actually couldn’t name you one 
54. Favourite store? Pets at Home 
55. Favourite blog? 
56. Favourite colour? Blue, Maroon or Purple

58. Last thing you ate?Chocolate orange biscuit 
59. First thing you ate this morning? …chocolate orange biscuit 
60. Ever won a competition? For what?I won 2 swimming races, front crawl and back
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?Nope…nearly for stealing a dinner ladies walker talkie and bunking maths 
62. Been arrested? For what? Nope but again nearly for underage drinking and jay walking 
63. Ever been in love? Yes…So how about those dolphins 
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?It was a dare and it was in Greenwich Park and it was terrible hahaha 
65. Are you hungry right now? Not really feel a little sick 
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? I haven’t met enough Tumblr friends to make that judgement I’m afraid 
67. Facebook or Twitter? Facebook 
68. Twitter or Tumblr? Tumblr. 
69. Are you watching tv right now? My work colleges are 
70. Names of your bestfriends? Pebbles, Bryn, Gabby 
71. Craving something? What? Sleep. Cuddles. Sex. Lying in bed all day with cold pillows watching a shit loads of netflix , cup of tea, a roast, long make out session, tattoos. All that jazz. 
72. What colour are your towels? Blue 
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?2
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?…yes. My bear and lion. Don’t judge me. 
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? Only 3 at mums 
75. Favourite animal? Lion 🦁 
76. What colour is your underwear?Star Wars Print …geek I know 
77. Chocolate or Vanilla? Vanilla 
78. Favourite ice cream flavour? Bubblegum, Caramel chew chew Ben and Jerry’s or baked Alaska 
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?My work uniform which I hate 
80. What colour pants? …haven’t we discussed this…Star Wars 
81. Favourite tv show? That’s too difficult! But I’ll name a few parks and recreation, the walking dead, stranger things, sense 8 and crap like goggle box 
82. Favourite movie? Are you serious that’s too hard again I’ll name a few. Moonlight, city of god, little miss sunshine, a load of Disney films, the bird cage and some Tarantino 
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?Means girls 
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?Mean girls cmon 
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?Damien 
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? I like the singing school teacher sting ray quite a bit otherwise the little octopus that says “he touched the butt!” 
87. First person you talked to today? I can’t remember someone fromWork probably 
88. Last person you talked to today? It’s not over yet but probably just the cat, I’m a lone wolf this week. 
89. Name a person you hate? Donald trump. 
90. Name a person you love? Does Lynn Gunn count? Or does it have to real people because I have too many 
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? Someone from work or Donald trump 
92. In a fight with someone? Not so much as a fight but we aren’t talking because I’m not ready yet 
93. How many sweatpants do you have? Not enough! Only 2 
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? Like 11? 
95. Last movie you watched? The Hunger Games 
96. Favourite actress? The girl from 12 Years a slave those nameI have forgotten but she is unreal. 
97. Favourite actor? Not sure actually. 
98. Do you tan a lot?Easily but not a lot 
99. Have any pets?1 my poor old sick cat 
100. How are you feeling? Tired, a little sick, a bit blergh and want to get this week over with. 
101. Do you type fast? Too fast I make so many mistakes 
102. Do you regret anything from your past? We’d be here all fucking day if I went through all of that 
103. Can you spell well? Nope I’m terrible 
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?So so much
105. Ever been to a bonfire party? Yeah but not for a while 
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?I hope not but they were upset. It’s usually me though so it’s fine 
107. Have you ever been on a horse? Indeed but not since I was little 
108. What should you be doing? Sleeping or replying to text messages 
109. Is something irritating you right now? Work, lack of sleep, some people, lack of other things that I’m craving and life in general but all gravy :3 
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? So how about those dolphins?!
111. Do you have trust issues? We been through this haven’t we? 
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? My cousin, she unloaded a hell of stuff on me and it upset me 
113. What was your childhood nickname?El
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? My borough in London yes 
115. Do you play the Wii? Not really I don’t own one :( 
116. Are you listening to music right now?Yes, I’m listening to Pvris 
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?I haven’t tried it to be honest. 
118. Do you like Chinese food?I love a dirty Chinese 
119. Favourite book? To kill a mockingbird or potter 
120. Are you afraid of the dark?When walking home yeah 
121. Are you mean?Not really but I can be …I straight away regret it though 
122. Is cheating ever okay? Depends on if that person has been hurt so badly to do so 
123. Can you keep white shoes clean? Never. Carnival killed my other ones but it was worth it 
124. Do you believe in love at first sight? No
125. Do you believe in true love? …yeah I suppose 
126. Are you currently bored?A bit more entertained now I’m doing this 
127. What makes you happy? Some certain people, cosy beds, good food, going out to have drinks, music, walks in parks, concerts, being in a mosh pit, when people call me babe , museums, rugby, spontaneous days, lazy days, board games, Christmas, hand holding, hair playing, animals, sex, wearing a good outfit, photography and cooking for people. 
128. Would you change your name? No I quite like Ellie 
129. What your zodiac sign? Leo 🦁
130. Do you like subway?It’s alright but prefer a proper good maccies 
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? Wait …aren’t you gay? I’m gay? We’re gay…no! 
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? My counsellor …we’ve been through this!! 
133. Favourite lyrics right now?

Cause I could touch a hundred thousand soulsBut none of them would ever feel like homeAnd no matter how far and wide I roamYou are the only one that I’ll ever know- PVRIS ‘Anyone Else’ 
134. Can you count to one million? If I get really bored with my life I’llLet you know 
135. Dumbest lie you ever told? First time I got drunk I said I got food poisoning hahahaha 
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?Closed 
137. How tall are you? 5’7 
138. Curly or Straight hair?Don’t care
139. Brunette or Blonde?Don’t care 
140. Summer or Winter?Summer 
141. Night or Day?Day 
142. Favourite month?December 
143. Are you a vegetarian?Nope but I am eating wayyyyy less meat than what I use to 
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?Shit …i love milk but white chocolate is buff 
145. Tea or Coffee?Tea
146. Was today a good day?It’s not over yet but I have got rugby later which I’m sort of looking forward to but it’s cold …
147. Mars or Snickers? Mars 
148. What’s your favourite quote? “Growing old is compulsory. Growing up is optional” 
149. Do you believe in ghosts? I don’t think 
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? “Later, at night, she would say a prayer for the tainted soul of Senor Barcelona, who had a good heart but who’s brains had rotten away due to excessive reading” - The Shadow of the wind

[theisbifamilyisbi]

TIFI Chapter 1.7 Coup de Legacy

I think that’s a fitting title. 

In this chapter, I go on a roller coaster. 

This is an ominous beginning. And don’t be fooled, the household is so big it can’t handle a thumbnail.

Reeses cares more about the kids than their own parents. 

Reeses: “If I kill this child, would I be the next in line for heir?”

Lollipop: “Try me bitch.” 

For whatever reason, Twix is always geting in trouble and I never actually see her do anything. Although there was a trap in the bathroom for like two chapters that no one has hit yet (These gross peons don’t wash their hands after they use the toilet!) that I think she put there. 

Twix: “Watcher, why do I have to stand in the GROSS TOILET AREA?”

Yes, I am making the watcher from Sims Medieval their god.

Someone left their smol animal in the snow and it might be dying. I’m not sure.

Pocky: “If it’s a dog can I has it?”

Pocky has the dog lover trait and I don’t know if my game can handle the size of this household and pets at the same time.

Someone used the toy chest Issy wished for! Wow. I think that’s Twix? 

ISSY FOR THE LOVE OF-

Abraham is questioning his life choices. Most notably: the one where he married the baby factory. 

Issy wanted a party, so I did a party. This was actually a lot of fun. 

I DIDN’T INVITE YOU GET LOST.

Beau: “THE VOICES, THEY SPEAK! I LISTEN NOT TO THEIR CRIES”

MOCHI.

Don’t be fooled, Reeses peed himself at the same exact time as Mochi. -10 for me.

Reeses: “Who is this Reeses fellow who peed himself? I know no such candy man.”

This is the fun part where everyone gets presents, and Twix gets about ten because she just kept grabbing. 

Screenshots to prove it. 

Twix received three of the bee things, three toy ovens, three or four bears, and potentially a few more things I forgot about. Reeses got the video game, Mochi the easel, and I think Pocky got the fishbowl. 

Pretty fairy girl is pretty. I hope she makes nice kids to outgrow the ugly townies. Like Connor there. Connor married Tori Kimura in this chapter, somewhere, since Fiona McOld died and Iqbal Aldied.

I don’t know how I feel about this.

Lollipop: “Strange human, release me.”

Also, I think that’s the Langerak boy crushing on KitKat. 

Connor tell your son to STOP.

You know, Claire’s daughter hasn’t had much luck with her face these last few games I’ve played. Claire died this chapter. Actually, a lot of old people died.

I wonder if the graves slow my game?

WHERE ARE YOU TAKING MY HEIR. 

Yeah, that better be as far as you go. 

Even in the winter, people still enjoy the sandbox. That’s the Langerak kid who likes KitKat. 

Right, Snickers still exists by the way. This is him. He aged up. I forgot about him. 

Snickers: “If not for my good trait, I may have snapped and killed everyone here.”

o-O

This is the kid of the guy who Issy tried to flirt with when Abraham was playing hard to stalk get. I think he also liked one of the girls. Dunno. 

Look, here’s Twix getting in trouble again! I don’t know why. 

Snickers: *Snickering* “You’re in the way of the garbage.”

Twix: “Don’t you forget. I’m mean-spirited. I will make you c r y.”

I realized KitKat was missing. Here she is, on a random lawn doing homework. 

Here is a kid who looks like he might break his neck. I don’t know whose kid this is. Sorry. 

Abraham might burn down the house. 

Abraham did not burn the house down. However he has like a level 6 or 7 logic skill and is still level 2 in the medical career. Abraham pls. 

Also, that bush. That is the murder bush. 

I don’t care about the points I’ll lose: SOMEONE DIE.

Ah, our first victim.

Snickers: “This seems like an unsafe bush that I should not touch, as I am a precious u n k i l l a b l e child.”

KitKat got caught by the police for being out after curfew. Whoops.

KitKat: “I swear, wasn’t my fault officer.”

KitKat is grounded, among other upset moodlets. This means you can pretty much assume she’s entirely red for the rest of the chapter. 

I mean, that’s okay, it’s just not what you’re supposed to wear. 

Considering the fact KitKat has the natural cook trait and not Pocky, Pocky really likes cooking whereas KitKat has never touched the stove. 

All I’m saying is Reeses likes the kids more than anyone else. Skittles likes them when they’re in the other room, but Reeses takes care of them and stuff. 

Speaking of Skittles, I have no idea where she goes. She doesn’t do anything interesting which is why there are so few pictures of her. 

Issy: “WAFFLES!”

I had to remind you she was here. And that she’s pregnant. Again.

Were trying for a good portrait picture this time. Preferably brighter than the other one. 

Mochi was also painting at the easel she got for snowflake day. Pocky looked like they were about to fight as she walked past.

Also I thought this was a good shot to show off Mochi’s face. She has Abraham’s nose. 

Twix is in trouble yet again. Haha. 

Clearly the best place to bond. 

Mochi has finished her first painting! 

Prom overload coming. 

Mochi actually looks so good in her formal attire. 

Pocky looking freeesh. 

I mean, okay. I expected like, KitKat or Pocky. But that works. 

Helmut, is an incredibly average dude. But he’s sweet. He’s called her daily looking to chat. 

It’s kinda weird brother and sister are prom king and queen but I guess they don’t look too related.

Pocky didn’t really have much of a good night. 

EXCEPT FOR THIS. HAHAHA I APPROVE.

That’s the first time I’ve seen this message for prom, but WHAT THE HELL THAT’S SO MEAN.

Mochi found a dude, which is cool.

There was honestly so much more. SO MUCH MORE. But I figured it’s kind of boring to see the same messages so. 

Look at dem crowns. 

I am determined to get a decent painting of her. 

And then she went into labor. Snickers is concerned. 

Skittles does not care. 

Skittles: “Mother, you have had so many of us you should no longer feel pain.”

You would think Abraham would be kind of used to his wife having children by now. 

Issy: “Glow my child, shine!”

Sugar Daddy Isbi is actually very pretty when she grows up and I’m not sure what traits she has. I’ll remember them for the next update. 

So, KitKat was off on a date while Issy was giving birth. 

That’s the Langerak kid I think. They talked for like seconds. 

He left and went into the spa. KitKat didn’t seem to mind though.

KitKat: “I don’t do blondes.”

FUCK THESE LAMPS. THEY RUIN MY SHOTS.

Twix: “Isn’t that picture older than I am?”

SHE FINISHED IT TOO. WOOO.

Lollipop: “I don’t trust you to hold me, old man.”

Abraham: *Traumatized for life*

Sometime later, I forgot Twix existed and she aged up.

I don’t remember what trait she got either, since she’s not important and my game is closed and takes twenty minutes to open. Like Twix is so unimportant I always forget her name, I forgot to put her in my family memo where I keep track of traits and etc, and I keep think she’s Mochi.

The llama mascot is back. Abraham and he are ready to brawl. 

Issy: “Chicken legs, Daddy.”

Daddy: *Does not realize her nickname yet*

These two blocked the door for awhile. 

Why is your artistic ability regressing!? 

Skittles: “Mom I swear if you even THINK of having another baby-”

Snickers: “This house is already trash!”

KitKat: “Ooh, another date? Wait, what do you mean you’re not the blonde guy.”

Issy: “Waffles!” (:

KitKat: “Weren’t you into my sister?”

Rudolph: *sweating* “I’m tired okay.”

This child is not ready for what is going to be coming. 

Tanning at night, that makes sense. What, are you paling instead? 

Well, this was to be expected. 

KitKat: “If I date you can we not?”

Issy: “WHY WERE YOU TANNING AT NIGHT?”

KitKat: “MOM STAHP!”

Rekt.

Mother daughter bonding. Exactly what I want to see! 

And no fucking lamp in the way 

Shit. I get points off for this, because this is just sad. How do you get a toddler to pass out like this. 

I’m not sure where these ramen noodles came from. How do you even get ramen in this game? 

I updated the graveyard. It’s getting pretty full. 

Well damn, Mochi survived. 

I thought this was a nice shot, even if he’s out breaking curfew. 

Did I mention Issy decided she wanted another baby?

Other than this being a good movie, that’s me right now. 

Hooray! Lollipop’s birthday! She got the Perfectionist trait. I don’t know why I don’t have a screenshot of her.

Oh. I know why. 

Twix isn’t that ugly from the side like this.

Pocky: “It’s my birthday bitch and I’m going to fuck everything up.”

Yeah. 

She fucked it up.

Issy: “MY DAUGHTER IS LIKE ME!”

Well fuck, you rolled the insane trait.

Pocky: “What the fuck mom wasn’t talking to herself all these years!?”

Pocky: “I can feel it coming. The stupidity. The insanity.”

Please stop.

Pocky: “You can’t make me, Voice.”

Pls. Pls no. 

On that abrupt note, bye Reeses. 

Bye KitKat.

Onwards to PURPLE BABIES. 

Well this is awkward, Issy is literally still pregnant and I now need her to auto finish the Abraham portrait. 

Scoreboard:

Births: (9) +45 100K Simoleons: (1) +40 Honor Roll: (2) + 10

Bladder Fail: (5) -25 Passing Out: (2) -10

Total: 65

I went down :(

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Next:      Pocky’s first chapter as heir!

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Election 2017: What do leaders do in their spare time? – BBC News

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Image caption Which political heavyweight likes to bounce around on a trampoline – naked?

Politicians are busy people. When they’re not running the country or their party, they’re trying to persuade the public to vote for them. But they also have families, hobbies and passions. So, when they do get a bit of spare time, what exactly do the party leaders do with it?

Leisure time

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Image caption Theresa May often heads to the hills with her husband Philip

Prime Minister Theresa May likes to stretch her legs up and down hills and mountains, saying she decided to call the current election while walking in the Welsh mountains.

Mrs May has also said she and her husband Philip enjoy “quite strenuous walking up mountains in Switzerland”. It may be worth remembering that the prime minister studied Geography at Oxford University.

And while it’s not exactly a hobby, she’s also known for her love of shopping for shoes.

Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn has an interest in the design and history of manhole covers – a hobby which he himself has described as “zany”.

“My mother always said there’s history in drain covers. I take pictures of them. People think it’s a little odd, but there we are.”

He also likes to visit Cambridge. “One of my secret joys is to get a train up and ride around for the day.” He couldn’t drive there, because he doesn’t own a car, which perhaps goes some way to explain his interest in trains.

He’s also very keen on growing his own veg. “I always make time for my allotment. You like a dry summer because the weeds don’t grow.”

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Image caption Tim Farron gets a Buzz out of the Apollo space programme

Liberal Democrat leader Tim Farron is fascinated by space, saying: “I love the Apollo programme… the immense risks that were taken”. He also likes fell running and walking in the Lake District.

When it comes to relaxing, you’ll often find the UK Independence Party (UKIP) leader Paul Nuttall in a boozer – he describes himself as a “pub person”, with Guinness his tipple of choice.

Co-leader of the Green Party, Caroline Lucas, “loves nothing more than walking on the Sussex Downs” with her family.

This walking theme among a few politicians raises the tantalising prospect of the Tories, Lib Dems and Greens having an impromptu Parliamentary debate out on a wind-swept hill somewhere.

Image caption The UK’s political leaders have a varied range of personal interests

Nicola Sturgeon, Scotland’s First Minister and leader of the Scottish National Party (SNP), says her favourite travel destinations are Skye and Portugal.

Sinn Fein President Gerry Adams’s favourite past-time is bouncing around on a trampoline while naked. And often with his dog, who apparently can do back flips.

Mr Adams says he too can do tricks on the trampoline, but has declined to “discuss it publicly”.

The Democratic Unionist Party’s (DUP) Arelene Foster has previously been a Girl Guide leader.

Screen time

Jeremy Corbyn’s favourite films are said to be Casablanca and The Great Gatsby – although which version of the latter is unclear, given there have been four cinema versions spanning a period from 1926 to 2013.

Nicola Sturgeon is a fan of Borgen, the Danish political drama about a woman who rises to become prime minister while having to maintain a fragile coalition.

She’d most like to get stuck in a lift with actor George Clooney, because he’s “really interesting”. The SNP leader also likes TV singing contests, being a fan of The X Factor and The Voice, while Arlene Foster is an EastEnders fan.

Tim Farron also watches The X Factor, with his children.

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Image caption Don’t be distracted by that grin – George is actually great at conversation too

A university friend of Theresa May’s has said they both loved watching comedy sketch show The Goodies.

And Mrs May recently revealed she watches both Sherlock and Midsomer Murders, but not Broadchurch or Line of Duty.

If Plaid Cymru leader Leanne Wood spends any time in front of the TV, it’s usually watching political programmes, such as Newsnight and Question Time. She also says the programme Valleys Rebellion by actor Michael Sheen, about political disillusionment in Wales, has made her cry.

Political harmonies

Tim Farron spends his spare time “watching music on YouTube”, a legacy from the days when he fronted a New Romantic band called The Voyeurs in 1980s. At least, it was called that until they realised what it meant. Then they changed it to Fred the Girl.

The Lib Dem leader said the band, which had a recording session with Island Records, were described as a “fourth rate New Order – which I’m very proud of”.

And Mr Farron still hasn’t quite put his warbling days behind him, because his karaoke song of choice is the Waterboy’s The Whole of the Moon and he’s been known to be an enthusiastic singer at the Glee Club.

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Image caption “I saw the crescent, you saw the whole of the moon…”

Jonathan Bartley, the co-leader of the Green Party, spends his free time gigging with his band, the Mustangs. He’s pretty good too, as he was nominated for Blues Drummer of the Year at the British Blues Awards in 2010.

His political partner Caroline Lucas cites Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond as her karaoke song of choice.

Arlene Foster also loves music and has sung at weddings.

Among those who just like to listen, Welsh pop band Catatonia are the favourite band of Leanne Wood.

In 2014, Theresa May’s picks were Abba’s Dancing Queen and Walk Like A Man – from the musical Jersey Boys – alongside Mozart and Elgar.

Sinn Fein President Gerry Adams has revealed musical tastes that range from Joni Mitchell to Leonard Cohen to Luke Kelly on his Twitter feed. Nicola Sturgeon has expressed admiration for the Swedish folk duo First Aid Kit.

Novel ideas

Theresa May once told Desert Island Discs that a lifetime subscription to Vogue would be her luxury item on a desert island. Mrs May has also said that The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas is a “very, very cleverly written book and a very well-written book, and that it brings home is the absolute horror of the Holocaust”.

And she recently revealed she has read all of the Harry Potter books, although she declined to answer a query as to which of the characters she was most like.

Jeremy Corbyn likes reading the works of Irish poet WB Yeats, while his favourite novelist is said to be the late Nigerian writer Chinua Achebe. A fluent Spanish speaker, the Labour leader also enjoys Latin American literature.

Image caption Arelene Foster (left) and Jonathan Bartley both enjoy music, while Caroline Lucas (right) loves animals

Caroline Lucas says she joined the Green Party in 1986 after being “utterly inspired” by Jonathon Porritt’s book Seeing Green.

She’s also mentioned reading The Secret Intensity of Everyday Life, by William Nicholson, which she described as “an incredibly compassionate novel”.

Leanne Wood’s politics are said to have been inspired by the novel Woman on the Edge of Time, a 1976 story by Marge Piercy that’s considered a feminist classic. It tells the story of a working class Mexican-American woman living in a rough area of New York. Ms Wood has said reading it was “as though someone had removed a blindfold”.

Nicola Sturgeon names Sunset Song, a story of a young woman’s struggles growing up in a dysfunctional family in a farming community in Scotland, published in 1932, as her favourite book of all time.

She also says James Kelman is one of her favourite authors, and suggested on Twitter that people should read his book Dirt Road.

Furry friends

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Image caption El Gato has not revealed his thoughts on the Labour manifesto

Jeremy Corbyn currently owns a cat called El Gato – which is Spanish for “the cat”. He has described his pet as possibly being “a bit of a Tory” because of its “disappointing individualism and lack of concern for others”. Years ago, when married to his second wife, he owned a cat called Harold Wilson.

Nicola Sturgeon is afraid of dogs, and had to be coaxed into holding a cute little puppy during a visit to an animal charity.

No such fears for Gerry Adams, who has owned dogs since he was four or five years old. He also likes hanging out with his grandchildren’s dogs, and often goes hill walking with them.

Caroline Lucas has formalised her love of animals by becoming a vice-president of the RSPCA. She and her family also own a chocolate Labrador called Harry.

On the menu

During her later student years, Leanne Wood took a series of factory jobs, and one stands out in particular.

“At Ferrero Rocher in the early 1990s you were allowed to eat as many chocolates as you liked. It sounded like a dream job. I can’t look at them now though because I ate too many. I had so many on the first day that after day three I couldn’t stand them any more.”

But she is partial to a Sunday roast, which is “without question” her favourite meal, as well as her “guilty pleasure”.

Theresa May owns 100 recipe books and never buys takeaways. But she has described a bowl of crispy chips as her own “guilty pleasure”.

She’ll take a nip of whiskey or glass of wine, but didn’t express a preference of one over the other, saying it “depends on the circumstances”.

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Image caption The PM just can’t resist ’em…

Jeremy Corbyn became a vegetarian at 20 after working on a pig farm and isn’t keen on alcohol.

Asked what his favourite biscuit was during a Mumsnet Q&A, he replied: “I’m totally anti-sugar on health grounds, so eat very few biscuits, but if forced to accept one, it’s always a pleasure to have a shortbread.”

One of his favourite places to eat is Gaby’s Deli in London’s West End.

It’s been reported that he loves making jam with fruit grown on his allotment, and once belonged to an All Party Parliamentary Group for Cheese.

But his second wife, Jane Chapman, has said Mr Corbyn never once took her out for dinner during their five years together, preferring instead to “grab a can of beans and eat it straight from the can” to save time.

Tim Farron likes curry but is a vegetarian, and his strict eating habits have led some of his colleagues to describe his campaign trail as a “rubber tofu circuit”.

Caroline Lucas is also a vegetarian, while Nicola Sturgeon’s takeaway of choice is Indian.

Paul Nuttall is a fan of “proper milk”.

“Forget your Earth mother, lentil-loving, leftie alternatives like soya and almond milk. Give me the real stuff. I drink milk with almost every meal and have done since I was a kid,” he said.

A question of sport

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Image caption Jeremy Corbyn prefers pedal power to the combustion engine

Jeremy Corbyn is a fan of running, cycling, cricket and Arsenal football club.

Gerry Adams supports Antrim Gaelic football club, where his son Gearoid is one of the managers.

Arelene Foster is said to be at home in a rugby club.

Theresa May is a big fan of cricket, including Geoffrey Boycott and the West Indian fast bowler Tony Gray among her heroes. And she recently said she preferred rugby over football.

Tim Farron, a fan of the football team Blackburn Rovers, is also a keen player of the Beautiful Game himself.

Paul Nuttall played for Tranmere Rovers as a school boy and a youth team player. In 2016, he said he had “never claimed he was a professional player”.

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Politicians are busy people. When they’re not running the country or their party, they’re trying to persuade the public to vote for them. But they also have families, hobbies and passions. So, when they do get a bit of spare time, what exactly do the party leaders do with it?

Leisure time

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Image caption Theresa May often heads to the hills with her husband Philip

Prime Minister Theresa May likes to stretch her legs up and down hills and mountains, saying she decided to call the current election while walking in the Welsh mountains.

Mrs May has also said she and her husband Philip enjoy “quite strenuous walking up mountains in Switzerland”. It may be worth remembering that the prime minister studied Geography at Oxford University.

And while it’s not exactly a hobby, she’s also known for her love of shopping for shoes.

Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn has an interest in the design and history of manhole covers – a hobby which he himself has described as “zany”.

“My mother always said there’s history in drain covers. I take pictures of them. People think it’s a little odd, but there we are.”

He also likes to visit Cambridge. “One of my secret joys is to get a train up and ride around for the day.” He couldn’t drive there, because he doesn’t own a car, which perhaps goes some way to explain his interest in trains.

He’s also very keen on growing his own veg. “I always make time for my allotment. You like a dry summer because the weeds don’t grow.”

Image copyright Science Photo Library

Image caption Tim Farron gets a Buzz out of the Apollo space programme

Liberal Democrat leader Tim Farron is fascinated by space, saying: “I love the Apollo programme… the immense risks that were taken”. He also likes fell running and walking in the Lake District.

When it comes to relaxing, you’ll often find the UK Independence Party (UKIP) leader Paul Nuttall in a boozer – he describes himself as a “pub person”, with Guinness his tipple of choice.

Co-leader of the Green Party, Caroline Lucas, “loves nothing more than walking on the Sussex Downs” with her family.

This walking theme among a few politicians raises the tantalising prospect of the Tories, Lib Dems and Greens having an impromptu Parliamentary debate out on a wind-swept hill somewhere.

Image caption The UK’s political leaders have a varied range of personal interests

Nicola Sturgeon, Scotland’s First Minister and leader of the Scottish National Party (SNP), says her favourite travel destinations are Skye and Portugal.

Sinn Fein President Gerry Adams’s favourite past-time is bouncing around on a trampoline while naked. And often with his dog, who apparently can do back flips.

Mr Adams says he too can do tricks on the trampoline, but has declined to “discuss it publicly”.

The Democratic Unionist Party’s (DUP) Arelene Foster has previously been a Girl Guide leader.

Screen time

Jeremy Corbyn’s favourite films are said to be Casablanca and The Great Gatsby – although which version of the latter is unclear, given there have been four cinema versions spanning a period from 1926 to 2013.

Nicola Sturgeon is a fan of Borgen, the Danish political drama about a woman who rises to become prime minister while having to maintain a fragile coalition.

She’d most like to get stuck in a lift with actor George Clooney, because he’s “really interesting”. The SNP leader also likes TV singing contests, being a fan of The X Factor and The Voice, while Arlene Foster is an EastEnders fan.

Tim Farron also watches The X Factor, with his children.

Image copyright Getty Images

Image caption Don’t be distracted by that grin – George is actually great at conversation too

A university friend of Theresa May’s has said they both loved watching comedy sketch show The Goodies.

And Mrs May recently revealed she watches both Sherlock and Midsomer Murders, but not Broadchurch or Line of Duty.

If Plaid Cymru leader Leanne Wood spends any time in front of the TV, it’s usually watching political programmes, such as Newsnight and Question Time. She also says the programme Valleys Rebellion by actor Michael Sheen, about political disillusionment in Wales, has made her cry.

Political harmonies

Tim Farron spends his spare time “watching music on YouTube”, a legacy from the days when he fronted a New Romantic band called The Voyeurs in 1980s. At least, it was called that until they realised what it meant. Then they changed it to Fred the Girl.

The Lib Dem leader said the band, which had a recording session with Island Records, were described as a “fourth rate New Order – which I’m very proud of”.

And Mr Farron still hasn’t quite put his warbling days behind him, because his karaoke song of choice is the Waterboy’s The Whole of the Moon and he’s been known to be an enthusiastic singer at the Glee Club.

Image copyright Getty Images

Image caption “I saw the crescent, you saw the whole of the moon…”

Jonathan Bartley, the co-leader of the Green Party, spends his free time gigging with his band, the Mustangs. He’s pretty good too, as he was nominated for Blues Drummer of the Year at the British Blues Awards in 2010.

His political partner Caroline Lucas cites Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond as her karaoke song of choice.

Arlene Foster also loves music and has sung at weddings.

Among those who just like to listen, Welsh pop band Catatonia are the favourite band of Leanne Wood.

In 2014, Theresa May’s picks were Abba’s Dancing Queen and Walk Like A Man – from the musical Jersey Boys – alongside Mozart and Elgar.

Sinn Fein President Gerry Adams has revealed musical tastes that range from Joni Mitchell to Leonard Cohen to Luke Kelly on his Twitter feed. Nicola Sturgeon has expressed admiration for the Swedish folk duo First Aid Kit.

Novel ideas

Theresa May once told Desert Island Discs that a lifetime subscription to Vogue would be her luxury item on a desert island. Mrs May has also said that The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas is a “very, very cleverly written book and a very well-written book, and that it brings home is the absolute horror of the Holocaust”.

And she recently revealed she has read all of the Harry Potter books, although she declined to answer a query as to which of the characters she was most like.

Jeremy Corbyn likes reading the works of Irish poet WB Yeats, while his favourite novelist is said to be the late Nigerian writer Chinua Achebe. A fluent Spanish speaker, the Labour leader also enjoys Latin American literature.

Image caption Arelene Foster (left) and Jonathan Bartley both enjoy music, while Caroline Lucas (right) loves animals

Caroline Lucas says she joined the Green Party in 1986 after being “utterly inspired” by Jonathon Porritt’s book Seeing Green.

She’s also mentioned reading The Secret Intensity of Everyday Life, by William Nicholson, which she described as “an incredibly compassionate novel”.

Leanne Wood’s politics are said to have been inspired by the novel Woman on the Edge of Time, a 1976 story by Marge Piercy that’s considered a feminist classic. It tells the story of a working class Mexican-American woman living in a rough area of New York. Ms Wood has said reading it was “as though someone had removed a blindfold”.

Nicola Sturgeon names Sunset Song, a story of a young woman’s struggles growing up in a dysfunctional family in a farming community in Scotland, published in 1932, as her favourite book of all time.

She also says James Kelman is one of her favourite authors, and suggested on Twitter that people should read his book Dirt Road.

Furry friends

Image copyright Jeremy Corbyn

Image caption El Gato has not revealed his thoughts on the Labour manifesto

Jeremy Corbyn currently owns a cat called El Gato – which is Spanish for “the cat”. He has described his pet as possibly being “a bit of a Tory” because of its “disappointing individualism and lack of concern for others”. Years ago, when married to his second wife, he owned a cat called Harold Wilson.

Nicola Sturgeon is afraid of dogs, and had to be coaxed into holding a cute little puppy during a visit to an animal charity.

No such fears for Gerry Adams, who has owned dogs since he was four or five years old. He also likes hanging out with his grandchildren’s dogs, and often goes hill walking with them.

Caroline Lucas has formalised her love of animals by becoming a vice-president of the RSPCA. She and her family also own a chocolate Labrador called Harry.

On the menu

During her later student years, Leanne Wood took a series of factory jobs, and one stands out in particular.

“At Ferrero Rocher in the early 1990s you were allowed to eat as many chocolates as you liked. It sounded like a dream job. I can’t look at them now though because I ate too many. I had so many on the first day that after day three I couldn’t stand them any more.”

But she is partial to a Sunday roast, which is “without question” her favourite meal, as well as her “guilty pleasure”.

Theresa May owns 100 recipe books and never buys takeaways. But she has described a bowl of crispy chips as her own “guilty pleasure”.

She’ll take a nip of whiskey or glass of wine, but didn’t express a preference of one over the other, saying it “depends on the circumstances”.

Image copyright Getty Images

Image caption The PM just can’t resist ’em…

Jeremy Corbyn became a vegetarian at 20 after working on a pig farm and isn’t keen on alcohol.

Asked what his favourite biscuit was during a Mumsnet Q&A, he replied: “I’m totally anti-sugar on health grounds, so eat very few biscuits, but if forced to accept one, it’s always a pleasure to have a shortbread.”

One of his favourite places to eat is Gaby’s Deli in London’s West End.

It’s been reported that he loves making jam with fruit grown on his allotment, and once belonged to an All Party Parliamentary Group for Cheese.

But his second wife, Jane Chapman, has said Mr Corbyn never once took her out for dinner during their five years together, preferring instead to “grab a can of beans and eat it straight from the can” to save time.

Tim Farron likes curry but is a vegetarian, and his strict eating habits have led some of his colleagues to describe his campaign trail as a “rubber tofu circuit”.

Caroline Lucas is also a vegetarian, while Nicola Sturgeon’s takeaway of choice is Indian.

Paul Nuttall is a fan of “proper milk”.

“Forget your Earth mother, lentil-loving, leftie alternatives like soya and almond milk. Give me the real stuff. I drink milk with almost every meal and have done since I was a kid,” he said.

A question of sport

Image copyright Getty Images

Image caption Jeremy Corbyn prefers pedal power to the combustion engine

Jeremy Corbyn is a fan of running, cycling, cricket and Arsenal football club.

Gerry Adams supports Antrim Gaelic football club, where his son Gearoid is one of the managers.

Arelene Foster is said to be at home in a rugby club.

Theresa May is a big fan of cricket, including Geoffrey Boycott and the West Indian fast bowler Tony Gray among her heroes. And she recently said she preferred rugby over football.

Tim Farron, a fan of the football team Blackburn Rovers, is also a keen player of the Beautiful Game himself.

Paul Nuttall played for Tranmere Rovers as a school boy and a youth team player. In 2016, he said he had “never claimed he was a professional player”.

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