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#The snoozing and napping dwarf!
hugedwarflover · 3 months
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Sleepy's voice actor replied to my Instagram story!
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ironmandeficiency · 1 year
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the company + helping their s/o with insomnia
characters included: thorin, fíli, kíli, dwalin, bofur
word count: 941
summary: how a few members of thorin’s company help their s/o with their insomnia
a/n: again, i wrote these at an ungodly hour even tho i had important things to do today
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thorin 🪵
with his duties as king, thorin is quite the night owl
he tends to stay up late working on important documents, reading through correspondence, doing everything but resting
you keep him company on many of those nights, humming softly as you read novels or tend to your own royal duties across the room when sleep evades you (which is nearly always)
he’ll notice when you start to sink further in your armchair, taking that as his cue to put you to bed
“come, my queen, we must rest for the night” he whispers, sliding his arms under your back and behind your knees to carry you to bed
your indignant grumble is met with a soft chuckle, your husband reassuring you that he is joining you
once you’re tucked in, he slides himself under the blankets with you and hums lullabies until you both doze off
fíli 🗡️
despite how long fíli has known you, he will never understand how in mahal’s great mines you are so elusive after sundown
during the day, he knows exactly how to find you and never worries about where you happen to be. but under the light of the moon, you slip through his fingers and seemingly vanish with the breeze
he knows that you like to go on walks to burn off energy you didn’t use during the day; without your evening walks, you’re tossing and turning like mad
you’re almost never in the same place twice; he’s found you roaming the mines chatting with bofur, reading books by the light of the forges, and on one evening you were in the kitchens with bombur chowing down on midnight snacks
tonight he finds you in the royal library, drool escaping from your lips onto a book older than the both of you combined
he spots balin and the old advisor grins at the sight of you snoozing on the dusty tome
your golden prince gently slides the book from under your head, adjusting your body so he can carry you to bed without much jostling
kíli 🏹
you’ve known that kíli was a massive cuddler since you were children in the blue mountains
he had a penchant for being able to sleep nearly anywhere growing up, and since you both were glued to each other by the hip since pebblehood, you were his permanent best friend and cuddle buddy no matter where you were
the older you got, sleep began avoiding you like a plague unless you had kee by your side. it was such a problem that he lived with you in every way but by name, having his own side of the bed and a good chunk of his clothes in your dresser
when he went on the quest for erebor with his brother and uncle, your insomnia returned with a vengeance that rivaled the angriest dwarf
reuniting with kíli in erebor was what kept you energized once everyone heard the news, your body running on willpower and dís’s mothering
when he saw you for the first time in the newly reclaimed kingdom he was concerned. he told thorin in no uncertain terms that he’d be spending the next few days helping you find the rest you’ve been so desperately missing
if there were confessions of love and kisses and beads exchanged between the naps, no one needed to know
dwalin 🪓
the best way he knows how to help someone sleep is through physical exertion. as a seasoned warrior, he knows with absolute certainty that waving hefty weapons around for long enough will get anyone an immediate audience with the sandman
when he feels you tossing and turning in bed, he’ll coax you out to the training grounds and spar with you until your eyelids begin to droop and your stance gets sloppy
you’ll be dead on your feet as your husband scoops you into his arms, silently carrying you back to your rooms with a fond smile (the smile is for you, his signature glare is for the guards under his command daring them to say anything disparaging about you)
laying you on the bed, his callused hands remove your clothing piece by piece, massaging your muscles as he works your tunic over your head and trousers down your legs
a soft nightgown is eased over your head before he bundles you up in the blankets. he joins you and simply runs his hands along your skin soothingly
it doesn’t matter what time it is, if dwalin can help you find rest, he will do whatever he has to do
bofur ⛏️
either bofur doesn’t see how some of the other miners stare at him, or he simply doesn’t give a flying fuck
most nights while he works, you’ll be found in a smallish rolling bed nearby where he’s working. you’re not always sleeping, sometimes simply resting or reading a book while you wait for your dwarf
it was an idea bifur had when bofur lamented to his brother about your discomfort and lack of genuine rest, and it helped a lot
there are occasional breaks in his work, bofur always taking a moment to kiss you sweetly and relay some of the fresh miner’s gossip (honestly, they rival the midwives with how much they talk)
when bofur is free from his duties, he’ll rouse you from whatever state you’re in and guide you back home with a steady hand and a smile
as you walk, he’ll update you on all the juicy rumors and drama and only half-finish his stories as you both fall into bed for the night
nothing anyone can say will convince him to not show you how much you are loved and appreciated
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ddejavvu · 2 years
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Could you maybe write something with reader and hotch coming home with their newborn baby and hotch is absolutely obsessed with her?
I can't tell if you meant obsessed with the baby or obsessed with you but i think both would be true!! also shit i got carried away with this and it went wayyy beyond newborn stages oops
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aaron has always been suuuuper attentive to you
this became even more intense when you were pregnant
sure, before he'd check on you every once in a while if you got quiet, he'd ask what you were laughing at if you were giggling at your phone, he'd make sure you weren't cold if you were snuggling together
but when you're pregnant
he's adjusting the pillows for you
he's asking you for constant symptom updates
he's making sure you're in bed incredibly early and encourages you to sleep in in the mornings
he's taking the temperature of your soup when you get nauseous and can't eat anything else so that you don't burn your tongue
he's well aware that you can do things for yourself
and he'd never overstep if you asked him to stop doing certain things
but :) he wants to spoil you :)
when your baby girl is actually born
holy shit
he is Enamored
he spends so much time just !! Looking At Her !! just staring at her with big goo-goo eyes they're sparkling all shiny and adoring as he stares down at her tiny little face and his grin doesn't fade for hours
His hands are absolutely massive, we know this
and he dwarfs your baby girl
he cradles her and she's completely enveloped in his hands
he likes to murmur silly sweet little things to her while she's getting used to being alive
'your nose is so small... your ears are so small... your fingers are so small... your toes are so small... you're so small, peanut'
'such a little baby, my little baby'
you're in the hospital bed looking absolutely ragged like 'your?? baby??'
"Our little baby."
when you guys get home
oh boy
aaron built (assembled) the crib himself
he made it as sturdy as humanly possible
but the second you try putting her in there
he panics
"Wait, sweetheart, I think it would be best if we just checked it one more time-"
"You put Jack in there the other day and made him jump around!! It didn't move a millimeter, it's perfectly safe."
speaking of jack even though this isn't technically about him
oh my god :((
he's so eager to see her and hold her and be around her
you put her in his lap on the couch and he beams down at her when she looks at him
"Mommy! Daddy! She's lookin' at me!"
Jack is very eager to snuggle with you and the baby
you because you've had a very sensitive, very large belly for a while now
and he hasn't been able to comfortably lay on your tummy like he used to
and the baby because she's his baby sister :)
but sometimes he's a little too eager
aaron has to catch jack before he catapults onto you and reminds him that you might not have a baby in there anymore, but you've still got organs that can't be crushed
if jack does accidentally get a little too rough Aaron is right there to make sure you're okay, jack is all teary-eyed bc he didn't mean to hurt you :((
aaron hovers over your daughter like nobody's business
she sleeps a lot, obviously, because she's three weeks old
but he's frowning down at her sleeping form like 'sweetheart she's sleeping again. that's the third nap this morning.'
"Aaron, babies sleep a lot. You don't remember that with Jack?"
"I do I just- she sleeps a lot. Is she okay?"
"She's fine," You always have to reassure him, but you can't always tug him away from the crib
you set up a little rocking chair in the nursery and he definitely sits there to do work sometimes
your daughter snoozes away in the crib and he flips through files in the chair, just to be with her
she lets out littles sighs sometimes in her sleep and he lets a little lovesick grin slip over his face while he works
she likes grabbing his nose :(
and he 100% lets her
she yanks on his hair and drools all over his ties and he holds her up to his face and kisses her chubby little cheeks and tells her she's 'the prettiest baby girl i've ever seen'
when she starts making noises a bunch
he takes little videos
he's got a folder on his phone (you had to show him how to make it) of all of her little baby babbles and if he has a particularly hard day on a case he listens to them :((
he loves loves loves dressing her up!! he will buy the most heinous outfits for her, frilly tutus and ruffled onesies and little baby slides and brings her to you while you're eating breakfast and she looks like a doll that someone let a six year old give a makeover but she's adorable and you fawn over her outfit together
he talks to her all the time!!
he says its because hearing natural language spoken around and to them helps babies develop early language skills
but you're fairly certain it's just because he can't go four seconds without telling her that she's his beautiful baby girl
'that's a cool toy, pumpkin! oh, does it make a noise when you shake it? hmm? good job sweet girl, shake it, shake it, shake it!'
he will wear almost anything on his head as a hat so that she giggles at it
you have caught him balancing a frying pan up there once
he also excels in silly little voices
whenever he reads her a bedtime story (that she is definitely not paying attention to, she's just eating his watch), he does voices for all of the characters
if he doesn't get enough baby snuggles throughout the day he's sooo sulky
"Aaron, what are you doing?! I just put her down ten minutes ago, don't wake her up!"
"I'm not waking her up," He insists, as he wakes her up by lifting her out of the crib, "I just wanna hold her."
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sleepyhead-poll · 3 months
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ROUND 2D, MATCH 8 OUT OF 8!
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Propaganda Under the Cut:
Durin:
Sleepy dwarf who was so tired filling out her intake paperwork that she put her race as her name 😪
In Durin's base chat, she also admits to ordering a huge uniform intentionally so she can curl up in it and sleep at any time. Vote Durin
Linhardt von Hevring:
linhardt has like 1 goal in life and its to be able to sleep as much as he wants and research whatever he wants without any pressure from anyone or anything <3 quote from his wiki page: "he often flutters from interests and is only able to focus on whatever fancies him in the moment. Additionally, his extreme disinterest in anything off-topic will cause him to become drowsy and/or fall asleep." he's neurodivergent as hell
Bro just wants to sleep instead of going to war. He took a nap in the cafeteria with a fucking pillow. Bro is so sleepy and wanting to nap all day that he can’t even be bothered to introduce himself properly “Linhardt. Goodbye.” Anyway he is the best sleepy boy :)
Besides being the Goddess' sleepiest soldier, Linhardt is literally introduced in a cutscene falling asleep mid-lecture and his personal ability is called Catnap ('Snooze' in Japanese). Catnap allows Linhardt to recover HP if he doesn't take any actions during a turn. 🙏 Bro is sleeping on the battlefield
He's just a sleepy boy who brings a pillow around to sleep and doesn't give a fuck. His conversation during the great tree moon(april)? About how it's the best time to sleep? He's damn right.
Not really currently but they're really cool and sleepy and also bi
Just a sleepy guy who wants to nap over studying and battling.
Eepy eepy boy:) also most likely autistic
he’s so eepy!!!!!! the eepiest!!!!!!!! it’s one of his defining traits also he’s one of the only characters you can gay marry in the game
Chill and sleepy.
He is such a sleepyhead. He tends to come across as ditzy or spacey to others, when often he is just so so so sleepy. He caries around a pillow sometimes because he'll sleep wherever and whenever. He doesn't seem to care that others find it distasteful, because he's happy getting lots of sleep. He may have narcolepsy; but it doesn't seem to be an established word in canon so most people things he's lazy or avoidant of things, when he really just can't help it. As the teacher you can acknowledge him though and validate that being sleepy doesnt mean hes wrong, as long as he works hard when he's awake. Despite his sleepy though he's there for his friends in battle (usually as a healer in my games since he's not a fan of violence) and just lives a long nap afterwards.
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son-oftheuniverse · 3 years
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“Here we are! A brand new city and a brand new experience!”  The young Gem glanced around gleefully at the tall buildings as he drove through the city towards his destination. They dwarfed what he knew so well back in Beach City, but it excited him. He could already see several things that he wanted to experience, like that cute little pastry shop on the ground level of a skyscraper.
The Dondai’s brakes came to a squeaky stop at the bed and breakfast, parked neatly between the lines of an open space.
“All right! Let’s get settled in before we explore!”  A pause followed his words as he let out a long yawn.  “Maybe a small nap after that ten-hour drive is in order. The cute pastries can wait.”
Steven grabbed his bag from the back seat of his car and pushed the door closed, heading into the bed and breakfast he’d rented. It was hosted in a hotel, with all the amenities a boy could desire. He checked in, got his keys and made his way into the assigned room, tossing his bag on the couch. With a gentle leap onto the bed, he gently floated down onto it and let out a blissful sigh.
Travelling was a tedious task, but he enjoyed every moment of it. He got to see new sights, experience new places and learn a little more about himself along the way. His eyes drifted closed as he quietly dozed into a light snooze.
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Bzzt! Bzzt! Steven’s phone buzzed aggressively in the pocket of his jeans.  “Mm... wha...?”  Eyes fluttered open, attempting to focus on the pillow he’d forgotten to use. Blinking, he rubbed his face with a hand as his other retrieved his phone from his pocket and swiped to answer.
He hadn’t even seen who the caller was, but he assumed it was Connie.  “Hello?”  He greeted. The voice on the other end was exactly who he expected.  “Oh! Connie! Hey, sorry, I was napping! That drive was so looong.”
He sat up and yawned loudly away from the receiver.  “How are you? How’s college prep going?”  Just as he was about to get an answer from her, there came a knock on his door. Brows furrowed as he looked to it, confusion setting in.  “Connie, hang on, someone’s... knocking on my door?”
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lilacsandfireflies · 3 years
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From Red Dwarf episode (Queeg):
LISTER:  We've got to do it all day.
CAT:  What!?! All day?  The whole entire day?  What about naps?  I'm a cat:  I need some naps.  If I don't nap nine or ten times a day, I  don't have enough energy for my main snooze.
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smegdwarf · 3 years
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But Who Could Love Me? (Rimmer x Reader) - Chapter 9
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A/N: 3 chapters in 3 days holy crapoly!
Warnings: This chapter does get a little tense (Rimmer has a breakdown) and I guess some implied smut 😏
Summary: Basically giving Rimmer the love he deserves :p
"What do you want me to do?" Rimmer shouted after you as he chased you down the corridor.
"Well for a start you need to tell Lister what you've done with Kochanski's disc?" You stood with your arms crossed.
"I can't tell him, he'll flush me out of an airlock" Rimmer  was full of panic about possibly losing you "What about you?"
"Don't worry about me, I understand why you did it but you need to tell him!" You spoke sternly as you walked off, turning back after a few steps "and until you do ...I'm off limits"
Despite telling him not to worry about you he quite clearly was, it also wasn't long before the others picked up on the tension between you two,  hoping that distancing yourself from him would make him act quicker.
"Morning!" You smiled as you walked into Starbug's cockpit, standing next to Rimmer's chair as he looked at you a little upset that you weren't being your usual self, leaning against his chair.
"Krytes found a derelict on the scanner, thought we'd check it out before we head home" Lister smiled, clearly Rimmer hadn't told him yet.
"Sleep well?" Rimmer tried to spark conversation.
"Yeah fine thanks" You didn't even look at him as you sat down in Cat's seat, the feline must've already been on his second nap of the day, after all he has prepare for his main snooze.
"Is everyting ok ma'am?" Kryten asked as you turned to smile at him.
"Ooh trouble in paradise?" Lister smirked as Rimmer squirmed in his seat.
"No we're fine aren't we Arnie?" You smiled at Rimmer who was completely confused by your behaviour.
"Sure" He gave you a half hearted smile.
"Right bring her in Listy, I'll go wake up Cat" You patted Lister on the shoulder.
"Good luck!" Lister laughed.
"I don't need luck Listy!" You smirked as you left.
Before long you were all on the derelict, creeping quietly through the ship as the scanner in your hands lit up.
"Hmm theres life signs" You grumbled, Kryten peering over your shoulder to look at the scanner.
"Suggest we split into two groups" Kryten suggested "We're more of a target together"
"Kryten lets go!" Rimmer turned to leave as you shot your arm out in front of him.
"Krytes take Cat and Lister ...goalpost head is with me" You replied straight faced as the others walked off.
"I don't think the name calling was necessary?" Rimmer grumbled as you walked on.
It didn't take long for Rimmer to get frustrated with the silent treatment as you continued to walk round quietly, consistently monitoring the scanner in your hand.
"I know you're angry that I lied about Kochanski's disc and that you're off limits but you could at least talk to me" Rimmer finally broke the tension.
"You still haven't told him have you?" You asked not taking your eyes away from the scanner.
"I will tell him, but I want you to stop ignoring me" Rimmer replied as you stopped him at the end of the corridor buzzed.
"Can we talk about this later?" You whispered.
"Why can't we talk about it now?" He asked.
"Shh" You shushed him as you brought your finger to your lips.
"Y/N?" With a swift swing of your arm your hand was plastered over Rimmer's mouth.
"Take this and keep that" You whispered as pointed to his mouth and handed him the scanner "quiet!"
Your hand over his mouth was the only touch he had received from you since he confessed about the holo disc and while it wasn't exactly what he wanted ...it was still something and if it weren't for you holding a loaded bazookoid he would've had you against the wall with his lips firmly against yours. Those thoughts were knocked straight out of his mind by the sound of you firing the bazookoid although he was shocked to see the life form you had been tracking frozen in its tracks instead dead in a heap on the floor.
"How did you...? The bazookoids can't..." Rimmer couldn't quite finish a full sentence.
"I'm an engineer and we're 3 million years into deep space ...I get bored alright" You grumbled as you went over to the frozen creature "Niiice"
"I only asked" Rimmer muttered  "What is it?"
"Some sort of transforming mutant" You pondered over it, resisting the urge to poke and prod it. For all you knew it could be poisonous or toxic.
"Polymorph?" Rimmer asked.
"A polymorph transforms into to different objects to blend with its surroundings" You looked at the mutant curiously "This simply turns itself invisible"
"Well what does it do?" Rimmer was growing impatient.
"I think I know" You smiled "But I'll need to Kryten to confirm"
"Meanwhile we're going to stay here with this thing ...how long will it stay frozen for?" Rimmer was starting to panic at the thought of hanging around an unknown mutant.
"Hey Krytes we've found the life form, we're at the end of B deck" You spoke into your watch.
"On our way ma'am" Kryten's voice replied through the watch.
With the derelict not even being a quarter of the size of the dwarf it didn't take long for the other 3 to find you. Rimmer was sat on the floor, leaning against a wall with his legs stretched out sulking while you were completely fascinated by the creature you had frozen.
"Is that it?" Lister asked as he spotted that it was frozen "Have you been modifying things again?"
"So what if i have? shoot me" You smiled as Lister chuckled "What do you think Kryten?
Before Kryten could answer the frozen mutant broke free, transforming into a huge green skinny monster, spitting as it hissed at you all.
"It's a psy-mutant" Kryten could just about be heard over the screeching.
"What the hell is a psy-mutant?"  Lister shouted.
"Much like a psy-moon, a psy-mutant feeds of a persons pysche and transforms into their strongest negative emotion" Kryten explained.
"So who's it feeding of?" Rimmer asked as everyone locked and loaded their bazookoids.
"You  sir!" Kryten answered as everyone sighed and rolled their eyes ...of course it was.
"Arnie ...thats your jealousy!" You looked at Rimmer and you could've sworn that had he been alive and had a heart you would've seen it drop to the floor, he never meant for this, he knew his jealousy was a problem but he never meant for it to become everyone else's problem.
"What have you got to be jealous about?" Lister growled as Rimmer became paralysed by the fear and guilt of being confronted by his jealousy.
"Should we shoot?" Cat asked.
"The bazookoids won't touch it" You sighed "The only way to defeat this thing is if you let it out"
"Let it out?" Rimmer looked at you a little confused but mostly terrified.
"If you keep this all bottled up, that thing will keep munching on it and we wont stand a chance but if you just say whats on your mind, let everything out thats causing your jealousy it wont have anything to feed on and we can kill it" You explained "I know its difficult Arnie but its the only way"
"I c..can't" Rimmer stuttered, the both of you knew it wasn't just his jealousy it was feeding on, it was slurping up his guilt too.
"Rimmer you need to tell him now" You looked at him, your eyes glistening over as you knew that what was about to happen was going to torture him "You'll feel so much better Arnie I promise"
"I'm so sorry" Rimmer looked at you with so much guilt and sorrow in his eyes as tears fell down his cheek.
"Don't worry about me, its Lister you need to talk to" You had almost forgot about the others watching you "Tell him Arnie"
"Tell me what?" Lister grew concerned.
"I..I ...I flushed Kochanski's disc out of an airlock" Rimmer stuttered as he tried to swallow the lump in his throat, the jealousy monster letting out a loud screech as it took a hit.
"Ah ...this is awkward" Lister looked at the floor.
"What do you mean?" You asked as you anticipated his answer, he already knew and had already plotted his revenge unbeknown to anyone else.
"I already knew about that ...and in retaliation  ...I might have flushed your revision time tables" Lister replied as a small smile formed on Rimmer's face.
"I suppose thats fair" Rimmer sighed.
"Ok I'm glad thats all sorted but that green gooey thing is still here" Cat reminded them.
"I said everything why is it still here?" Rimmer asked.
"Because thats not everything is it Arnie?" You spoke softly "Maybe it would be easier if you three gave us a moment"
"Are you sure?" Lister asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Don't worry I'll kick its arse if I need too" You smiled as he nodded and lead the others away "Arnie you can do this"
"I don't want to think about it" Rimmer scrunched his eyes closed.
"Arnie you can do this" You spoke softly and calmly.
"No I can't" He shook his head as he fought back the tears.
"Yes you can" You smiled as you turned him away from the creature,  cupping his face in your hands "I know you can"
"Why are you with me?" Rimmer started to break down.
"Because I love you" You could feel the tears fighting to escape your own eyes.
"I'm out of my mind, I'm a jealous good for nothing waste of space" Rimmer sniffed as you let his forehead rest against yours "If I didn't have such a problem with getting the breaks, if I didn't get jealous every time someone else was happy, if I just shut myself away from the world maybe this wouldn't have happened, I'm not supposed to be happy, things aren't meant to go my way. I don't deserve anything"
"You know thats not true" You sobbed as you heart ached listening to Rimmer completely breakdown.
"Even my own parents didn't like me or my brothers" Rimmer kept his eyes shut tight.
"None of the way you're feeling right now is your fault Arnie" You kept your voice quiet so only he could hear you "It's not your fault you were treated so poorly, you do deserve to be happy ...more than anyone"
"Then why does everyone treat me so badly?" Rimmer sobbed, it felt strangely relieving for him to be so open and vulnerable and not be shot down further, his legs began to give way underneath him as he fell to the floor. Dropping down beside him and wrapping him up in your arms, gently rocking him back and forth as he cried. He hadn't even noticed the mutant had gone.
"Unfortunately some people are just awful" You spoke softly in his ear before placing a much awaited kiss next to the 'h' on his forehead "and those people don't deserve you in their lives"
"Please never leave me" Rimmer looked up at you, his eyes glossy and his cheeks puffy and red.
"That never even crossed my mind Arnie" You smiled as Rimmer's lips started to curl.
"I love you" Rimmer sniffed as his hand found its way to your cheek.
"I love you too Arnie" You smiled as you helped him up off the floor "Lets get you back to Starbug"
"The mutant's gone?" It was only now that Rimmer remembered why they were there.
"You defeated it!" You grinned as he chuckled "Come on lets get out of here"
Once back on Starbug with the others Rimmer opted to go to bed, he was exhausted physically and mentally.
"I'll wake you up when we're back on the dwarf alright" You smiled sweetly as you leant down to kiss him on the cheek before turning off the lights and going back to the rest of crew. 
Thankfully you weren't that far away so it wasn't long before you were back home. You assumed Rimmer had gone to his bunk to go back to sleep as you curled up in yours to read, so when he suddenly appeared in your door way at 3am you were a little surprised.
"I thought you were sleeping" You smiled as he stood in the doorway  with his hands behind his back.
"I woke up and couldn't get back to sleep" Rimmer spoke quietly.
"Lister not up? It's not his bedtime yet?" You asked "Are you coming in?"
"He's happily munching on a curry I brought up for him" Rimmer looked down at the floor "And I didn't want to over step boundaries"
"Are you ok?" You looked at him a little concerned " Come in I won't bite ...not this time"
"Its nothing, just feeling a little bad about what happened and I know he flushed my timetables but I wanted to do something to say sorry" Rimmer blushed as he walked into your quarters "I mean he is my friend after all"
"Are you sure you're ok?" You laughed as Rimmer chuckled "Don't worry I won't tell him you called him your friend"
"Thanks" Rimmer smiled, revealing the beautiful bouquet of flowers he was hiding behind his back "These are for you"
"Where on io did you get these from?" You grinned as he handed them to you "They're gorgeous!"
"Kryten has been working in the botanical gardens, he let me take some flowers to make you a bouquet ...I should show you some time you'll love it" Rimmer was babbling, pleased to see you smiling.
"Thank you Arnie!" You smiled at him as you filled an empty red plastic cup with water to put the flowers in.
"Thank you for putting up with me" Rimmer mumbled.
"What are you muttering about?" You laughed a little as you raised your eyebrow at him.
"After what I put you through over the last couple of weeks, you're still here" Rimmer had gone back to the nervous, innocent person when you first started dating.
"You don't give up on someone you love" You gently took his hand in yours.
"Even if they're as messed up as me?" Rimmer's eyes finally met yours.
"I love you no matter what, you know that" You smiled as you stared into the chocolate brown eyes staring back at you.
"I really don't deserve you" Rimmer eyes lit up as he smiled.
"Hey no more putting yourself down ok?" You gently squeezed his hand "Promise?"
"Promise!" Rimmer chuckled.
"Now are you going to kiss me or not?" You smirked as Rimmer took off his jacket and threw it to the side of the room, after a little over two weeks of not being able to touch, hold or kiss you he was definitely a little touch starved.
"I thought you'd never ask" Rimmer grinned as he held your face in his hands, feeling his body press against yours as he brought you into the most passionate kiss he had ever given you or anyone for that matter, his arms dropping to your waist, sitting perfectly at the bottom of your back as you let your hands rest on his chest, feeling each other smile between kisses "Can I stay with you tonight?"
"I already assumed you would" You laughed as you brought him into another kiss.
"I love you" Rimmer replied softly as he took your hand in his and walked you over to the bed as you both sat down.
"I love you too Arnold Judas Rimmer" You smiled sweetly, his face lighting up like a child on christmas as you said the words. Delicately tucking a loose strand of hair behind your ear with his fingertips he leant in to kiss you again, his arm around your waist as you both slowly fell down onto your bunk.
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secret-engima · 4 years
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Two things: 1) Huh, I thought there'd be more Dwarven presence in Niflheim. Magitech development and war machines and all that, you know. (Also Dwarf!Besithia makes a hilarious mental image, even if Elf is more fitting.) 2) So Shiva still messed up Niflheim's weather patterns. Then the Astrals ARE a thing in this verse? Is there still a Prophecy or something related to the Accursed that Noct's arrival derailed? What's Bahamut up to?
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Also thing the third that I forgot to mention: AHHHHHH FICLET I LOVE YOU SYLVIA MY QUEEEEEEEEN
Me: That was gonna be my first impulse, but then I decided that forging/technology = dwarves was a bit cliche for my mood so I went with Elves. Though, admittedly Besithia as a dwarf would have been hilarious. XD. Yes, she still messed up the patterns. Still working out what the Astrals ... DO in this verse but so far I’m thinking they’re these- ancient, giant beings that originally had a large part in running the kingdoms of the world and stuff, but after Ifrit Fell, they grew disinterested and retreated to their own special ... Palaces? Shrines? Something like that. After that people had to come and petition them and hope the Astral in question was in a good mood. Then Niflheim decided that it would FORCE Shiva to give her Blessing to their empire for extra power.
Pretty sure you can guess how that turned out. But also plot twist they didn’t kill Shiva, they just tried to fight her and so she laughed in their faces and disappeared into a blizzard that wiped out nearly half their army. After that Niflheim discovered that they were cursed with winter basically 24/7 (minus a few thaw months that let the plants and animals survive before going back to miserable cold and snow). Let it be known Niflheim likes to CLAIM it killed Shiva to help soothe their pride, but ... yea no that isn’t what happened here.
No there is no Prophecy because the Scourge doesn’t exist. The daemon races are just a Thing that exists, some sentient, some only semi-sentient, but no Scourge. Some suspect that Bahamut was involved in the Accursed, since he was the one who Blessed the Lucis Caelum line with their Crystal Magic but no one really knows and Bahamut isn’t talking.
Honestly Bahamut is mostly just ... chilling somewhere. Watching the world go by and being vaguely bemused by the new Night King. Bahamut in general is a lot more Chill in this dimension, less “I will make glorious Prophecies to save the world” and more “Black Mages were a Problem so I gave Lucis Caelums and Oracles magic to help even that out and give you all the edge you needed to recover and regulate. Figure the rest out for yourselves. You have brains. Use them.”
Ramuh lives in Galahd and is a wandering Grandpa, almost never uses his true giant form and takes great glee in teaching history to the youngsters and listening to the latest shenanigans of the Ulric Clan.
Leviathan is vaguely more Chill™. Mostly because she has her merfolk to look after. To literally anyone but merfolk and the few non-mer’s who were born and raised in Altissia however, Leviathan has No Chill™. She will Eat You™. Go away she is napping.
Titan is ... I’m not sure where he is. I don’t think he’s under a Meteor tho. He’s probably snoozing in a mountain range somewhere.
Ifrit is still in the Rock of Ravatogh. Not sure if he’s alive or not. If he’s alive and ever breaks out he’s probably going to pick a fight with Insomnia and be Incredibly Surprised when he gets his butt handed to him by a Noctis Night King who is 110% DONE with all Astral nonsense.
Sylva is QUEEN. Such an underrated character. Needs all the love.
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firstginger · 5 years
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types of people: d&d races
aarakocra » snowcapped mountains, finding shapes in clouds, fashion conscious, meditation, wanting to see the world, good singing voice, family pictures, expensive jewelry, easily irritated, asking too many questions, molted feathers, flowing clothing, talking with hands
aasimar » prep school, questioning people’s intentions, champagne flutes, dream journals, shiny hair, passionate speeches, sunrises, always following rules, heeled boots, family heirlooms, sitting by the fireplace in winter, rose gold, never changes their mind, teacher’s pet
centaur » leather belts, wine tipsy, mediator, sitting around the campfire, silent treatment, hair in your face from the wind, family reunions, morning jogs, group texts, roasted nuts, never admitting they were wrong, old soul, lazy handwriting, rising with the sun
dragonborn » all or nothing, gold leafing, mesmerized by flames, rib bones, keeping your chin up, misty mornings, pocket full of spare change, painted faces, amulets, hot temper, banners in the wind, biting their tongue, horoscopes, autumn leaves, never letting them see you cry
dwarf » working with their hands, tapestries, messy hair, standing up for what’s right, brands in leather, gemstone jewelry, saving for a rainy day, mulled cider, dirt beneath fingernails, belly laughs, pine trees, pros and cons lists, not shaving, muddy boots by the door, oak furniture
elf » never responding to texts, cat naps, ballet shoes, sunlight on water, practicing until their fingers bleed, braided ponytails, quail eggs, tunnel vision, grass between toes, high expectations, photographic memory, starting an etsy store, bells on ribbons, cursive handwriting
fey » indie music, leather jackets, pranks, flirting to get their way, dragonfly wings, bath bombs, social chameleon, cutting corners, birds on telephone wires, karma, playing devil’s advocate, lipstick kisses, gumdrops, changing moods, pressed flowers, tattoo art, bright clothing
genasi » mood swings, head in the clouds, confident laughter, wild child, shelf of trophies, beat of their own drum, drive thrus, crazy schemes, finger guns, wife beaters, collectables, comebacks, sunglasses on indoors, slogans, bragging rights, cult classic movies, large headphones
giantkin » back of the classroom, gangly limbs, pulling petals from flowers, turtlenecks, feeling like they don’t belong, perfect grammar in texts, sentimental jewelry, loose buttons, skipping stones, saving love letters, passive aggression, bright eyes, staying in pajamas
gnome » cottagecore, flannel shirts, ceramic animals, exploring downtown stores, puns, neighborhood potlucks, honey, broad-brimmed hats, burning tongue on tea, backyard gardens, knitting needles, talking quickly, optimism, finding humor in everything, playful nicknames
goblin » never without their friends, unconventional interests, loud voice, abandoned spaces, chewing nails, gullible comfortable clothing, being afraid to admit mistakes, creative insults, ride or die, untied shoes, ghost hunting, slow to anger but explodes, bruised knuckles
goliath » taking everything as a challenge, team sports, broken bones, competitions, tarnished metal, more sensitive than they seem, younger siblings, going to bed at 8:30, awkward silences, choking on pride, tight hugs, cobblestone pathways, biting off more than they can chew
halfling » card tricks, adventures, cheerleader friend, summer afternoons, following their heart, good luck charms, bursting into song, superstitions, finding the silver linings, keys and locks, day drinking, antique shopping, pretending they know the answer, good vibes only
human » jack of all trades, getting up when they fall, friendship bracelets, history nerd, believing in magic, natural leader, the sound of the city, band-aids on fingers, adventure stories, trying new restaurants, long daydreams, kiss and tell, sarcasm, the feeling of coming home
jackalwere » witty comebacks, chokers, work smarter not harder, feet up on the table, fair weather friend, back of movie theaters, honeyed words, taking challenges, pity parties, neon lights, trying anything once, studded necklaces, dog person, masquerade masks, black nails
kenku » has a vine reference for everything, caving to impulses, taking things apart, talking in circles, snack food, doesn’t read directions, all play and not work, snoozing their alarm, always reorganizing, surprise presents, board games, can’t drive, jumping from one topic to another
merfolk » watercolor paintings, collecting seashells, long nails, lips tasting like salt, the unknown, pounding heart, lace chokers, deep thoughts, wandering soul, sea foam in the wind, dancing alone, sunshowers, collection of lotions, fresh fruit, living one day at a time, strings of pearls
orc » shaving cuts, dropping anything for their friends, unable to sit still, drawing art and showing no one, beef jerky, brass instruments, stubborn as an ox, double knots, thinking too little of yourself, messy bedroom, tangled earbuds, able to nap anywhere, moving fast in relationships
tabaxi » reading wikipedia for fun, bedhead, short attention span, sleeping it off, bite marks, not finishing anything, logic puzzles, curling up with a blanket, sticker collection (but never using them), wallflower, library dates, clean bedsheets, only putting effort into their hobbies
tiefling » tarot cards, candles in the dark, never accepting help, replaced emotions with bad puns, pocket knives, bottling up feelings, long sidewalks, lilies, old books, gender? never heard of her, skull jewelry, ravens at dusk, traditional art, sleeping under a ton of blankets
tortle » restless soul, cozy apartments, potted succulents, handknit socks, packing a picnic lunch, thick skin, sunlight through curtains, collecting coffee mugs, subtle smiles, biting back laughter, watching the rain fall, lazy mornings, supportive texts, peeled oranges, finding a home
yuan-ti » chess pieces, choosing their words carefully, perfect posture, collection of pens, marble statues, formal clothing, paranormal skeptic, taking everything personally, ticking clocks, the taste of iron, eloquent words, leather-bound journals, reading the same book again
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gegenji · 5 years
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FFXIV Write 2019 #22: Nap
Written for Prompt Twenty-Two of @sea-wolf-coast-to-coast‘s daily writing challenge for September!
The third no-prompt-slash-extra-credit day! I was thinking of just using this as the “make-up” for the one entry I was late on... but a little story idea came to mind that I wanted to do too. I think doing both is okay? We’ll see.
For now, I hope you enjoy this little idea of mine.
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“Chanji! Chanji! Ugh,” called a rather perturbed Gria Gai, flitting back and forth over the flowery fields of Il Mheg. “Where did ye go? We’re not playin’ hide’n seek yet! That’s later!”
After finally dragging the otherworld Dwarf from his cave abode, the Pixie had a whole day of fun planned. Showing off new outfit designs Gria had thought up via glamouring the lad’s outfit, games of tag and keep-away with the other Pixies, and plenty of pranks both on the aforementioned other pixies and Chachanji himself. And that was just for the morning! There was so much more fun to be had after a delicious lunch!
And delicious it was, with fruits and berries Gria had gotten Chachanji to help gather (and deal with the nasty bugs that guarded them). But with bellies full, the Lalafell had gone missing in action! And had left the Pixie stuck having to find out where he had disappeared to. Which might have been more fun if they had known it was going to happen. As it was, it was just keeping them from other fun things – like collecting flowers or more pranks.
At least he couldn’t have gotten too far. The fae magicks were still in place on him, making him lose direction and limiting his vision to keep him from getting away. It wasn’t as strong an enchantment as it usually was – as he needed to see further when he was bigger to keep from stumbling about (as fun as the stumbling itself was) and breaking something important – but still strong enough to keep him within the confines of the fairy kingdom.
So why hadn’t Gria found him yet?
The Pixie was a-grumble with irritation as they flitted past a crystalline outcropping before putting on the brakes and backing up a bit. There, resting against the glittering spire, was their target. Sound asleep, even!
“There ye are! I’ve been lookin’ all over fer ye!” Gria chided, fluttering right up to the dozing Dwarf’s face to poke at a freckled cheek. “We got a whole afternoon’a stuff ta do! We can’t jus’ have ye lyin’ around in this tranquil spot… among all th’ flowers… ‘n… dozin’ in the sunlight…”
The Pixie tapered off and looked around. All around them was the gentle sights and smells of the flower-filled meadow, all sent into motion through the occasional gentle breeze that wafted across it before crashing softly against both Gria and their sleeping Mortal. The afternoon sun, too, was set just right to both pass through the crystal to cast a glittering display of prismatic colors… and make the air warm and cozy.
It was honestly a perfect napping spot.
Gria flittered this way and that a little, indecision now seeping into their mind. There was a lot of fun stuff to be had, but… this was totally too nice of a situation to go to waste. The other Pixies were sure to be waiting for the star of the show to show up, but the gentle snoozing of Chachanji was really persuasive.
In the end, Gria settled down atop the fluffy mass of hair atop the Lalafell’s head. Which was surprisingly soft – the Pixie made a mental note to ask how he kept it so soft. But that was a mystery to be solved later. For now, though…?
“I’ll let ye go this one time,” Gria stated softly, punctuated by a yawn and a stretch before resting back against the same crystal their Mortal was. “Just this once…”
And then there was a Lalafell and a Pixie napping against the crystal.
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howtohero · 5 years
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#209 Time Traveling The Slow Way
Time travel is an inherently complicated and dangerous process. We broke down some of the more dangerous aspects of time travel about a year ago here. If you travel through time you run the risk of completely wiping your timeline from reality, erasing people from existence at random, or becoming your own grandparent. Not ideal. But I’m here to tell you that there’s another way, a better way, of getting from one point in time to another. (Sure, you can only go forward in time, but history has been known to repeat itself, so if you travel forward enough you’ll really be essentially traveling backwards at a certain point.) I’m talking about time traveling the slow way. Cryogenically freeze yourself. If you’re a robot, shut yourself down a for a bit. Allow time to travel around you for a change while you remain stagnant and unchanging. What a power move. (Plus, if you really want to go backwards all you need to is travel forward in time until a point where they’ve figured out how to send people back!)
Cryogenically freezing yourself for a few decades or centuries is a great solution to many of life’s problems. Contracted a debilitating disease? Freeze yourself until they find a cure. Tired of the problems of the modern world? Freeze yourself until society gets their act together. Accepted a date with a lady even though you were secretly in love with your best friend who went missing in action during the war and also it’s the forties so you don’t think society will accept you for who you are? Crash your plane into a sheet of ice and sleep it off for a few years to avoid that date and institutionalized homophobia. 
Time traveling the cold way allows you to enjoy all the perks of travel through time without any of the drawbacks. We already spoke about how you negate or eliminate all of the risks of conventional time travel, but you also don’t have to worry about keeping track of your time machine and you don’t have to worry about having a whole big moral dilemma about going back to your own time, cuz you can’t! No more hand wringing about being able to do more good in your own time. You don’t need to waste time stressing about everyone you left behind. You took a one way trip. You’re stuck! So no need to stress. Just live your life. (Ah wait, should I not have gone and come up with a solution to that? Sorry guys, I’ve reintroduced moral dilemmas to time travel. {Gosh, you’re literally always reintroducing moral dilemmas to things!})
The only thing you really need to worry about is the fact that you’re going to be lying prone somewhere for however many years. That certainly leaves you open to risk. Especially if you’re a superhero who has enemies that aren’t content to just let you leave this time period. Which you’d think they would be. If you’re lying in a freezer somewhere you can’t stop them from doing increasingly outlandish crimes, so they should just let you be. But no, some bad guys just love to kill superheroes. Lame. So you’ll need to make sure that you’re freezing yourself in a secure area. But not just an area that’s secure for now, it needs to be secure for next couple of centuries or however long you’re planning on chilling for. To that end, I recommend having your friends build your cryo-chamber into a giant mecha. Just build a giant, fully-armed robot around your cryostasis pod. You just sleep tight while this robot fights crime on your behalf while cradling you inside of its chest cavity. 
Another thing you need to take care of before you go into your napsicle is your money. If you play your cards right you can wake up a multimillionaire. These additional funds will allow you to tackle issues of crime and evil in your community on a more institutional level. If you’ve got stacks on stacks you can totally revamp society to remove much of the inequality and unfairness in life that leads people to lives of crime. This will help make up for all the years you spent napping instead of working to better the world. But in order to do that you need to make the proper arrangements before you start this journey. First off, liquidate all of your assets and put all the money you can into a savings account with a good compound interest plan. You also need to make sure nobody gets a hand on your money before you wake up. Your relatives and loved ones might try to claim that you’re dead and that they are entitled to all of your money, so you gotta preempt that. Make yourself a will before you cryo-snooze and in it you should write this and only this: “I’m not dead, I’m literally just napping for 400 years. Y’all are overreacting. Keep your grubby mitts offa my money you vultures. Also, ahem, to my dear friend Ted, you can have my cool sunglasses.” I don’t even know who Ted is, but I think we can all agree that Ted would look cool as heck in your sunglasses.  
When you eventually wake up you’re going to have a heck of a headache. Rapidly defrosting and waking up after a centuries long nap is going to give you a sensation not unlike the world’s worst hangover. (According to most reputable sources the current holder of the “world’s worst hangover” record is held by Captain Drankroq 324145, the long-serving captain of the Hedonian, the perpetual space party bus. So when you wake up, track him down and take his plaque. You’ve earned it.) You also might find yourself in a bit of an odd situation. Hopefully your robot guardian is still functioning but 400 years is a long time and there’s virtually no guarantee that it’ll still be around. You might found yourself in the basement of some creepy mad doctor who’s been collecting cryogenically frozen people and storing them in his basement for unknown, but probably nefarious reasons. (Best guesses include: 1. He cannot afford a refrigerator because he is a disgraced ear/nose/throat doctor so he can only eat food that comes with its own refrigerator. 2. He pretends that all of these slow time-travelers are enemies of his that he’s frozen as a punishment to make himself look more impressive to other villains. 3. He’s a collector and everyone needs a hobby and you need to stop judging.) If you’re lucky, you’ll have been found by a future superhero team who found you and took over watching over you from your giant robot guardian who went on to retire to MechaMoon: The Mechanical Moon which will probably exist in the future. If you’re superbly unlucky you’ll wake up to find your pod floating endlessly in space because Earth got blown up by aliens or supervillains or the unstoppable power of Sunglasses Ted. (If only you’d been around to help out during that crisis. I think I remember reading that if there had been just one more superhero, the Earth could’ve been saved, so nice going. Enjoy floating around in space for the rest of your life.) 
Basically, you can wake up pretty much anywhere so I’d advise you to be prepared. Bring some provisions with you in your cry-pod. I’m pretty sure the extreme temperatures of one of those pods will slow the aging of food just like it slows the aging of people, so everything should stay relatively fresh. Make arrangements with some of your friends from alien species that age slower than humans. Many alien species have lifespans that dwarf those of humans, so while everyone else you know will age and die, these alien pals of yours will still be alive to be there for you when you wake up. Just shoot them a quick text like “going to sleep for a few hundred years, please come find me then and bring me some warm clothes and maybe a powerpoint detailing the finer points of what I missed. Thanks, goodnight. 😴” If you’ve got good friends, they should be able to take care of things in preparation for your big awakening. 
Time traveling the slow way is the coolest way to travel from one point in time to another, way later, point in time. It’s a great way to avoid your problems, end problematic relationships, and to outlive all your enemies. Which is the ultimate power move. So go rent a cryo-chamber, or dive into the Arctic ocean, or fall asleep in a magic cave, and set your alarm for the fuuuutuuuuure. 
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hugedwarflover · 3 years
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Here is your part of our art trade, @justherefor000. Sorry it took so long to make it and sorry it doesn’t look the best. Sleepster is supposed to be floating, which is why only his knees are shown underneath his robe.
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creationtherpg · 6 years
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Dwarven Species Sheet
[not for use in DnD, or any game outside of the Creation TTRPG] Short version of the Dwarven species guide. A more in depth version will come out eventually, and will likely be 50-100~ pages long, going into history, fashion, culture, sex, gender, and other aspects of the Dwarven species.
Short and stocky, dwarves are strong, perfectly adapted to the life inside their mountains, and tend to be mechanically minded. Movement: 25 ft lateral, 2 ft vertical.
Age and culture: Dwarves are not quite as short lived as Humans, but don’t have as long as quite a few other species, living 300-375 years.
Appearance: being 3-5 ft in height, dwarves are short as a species. Dwarves tend to be pale, kind of like deep cave creatures, and are quite hairy. Despite being metal workers, they cannot abide warm climates, as their cities tend to be quite cool in temperature. Their hair is quite thick, and actually more like fur, and can be puffed up to make them look larger. Their skin has freckle like patterns that resemble gold flecks that can tell you a dwarf's family, place of birth, status, and other things.
Stocky Ball of Hair: Dwarves have strong Arrector Pili muscles, and have a better nervous connection to them. As such, they can puff up their hair to intimidate other creatures. This gives you a +2 when attempting to scare another creature. This also causes Dwarves literally have a thicker skin than most other species, and as such, do not blush or pale as dramatically as other species. This trait means that it takes twice as much damage to case them to be bruised or bloodied. This trait also causes a positive to Lie rolls. How this exactly factors in is up to the DM’s discretion.
Evolved to Cave Dwelling: This trait causes Dwarves to take a -1 to their Fettle modifier while in hot climates, due to the fact that they’ve evolved to live in the cold damp of caves and other underground places.
Endurance: Dwarves simply don’t get tired the way other species do. They can do two more moderate or complex abilities than the DM has decided as the base, and have three different lengths of rest as opposed to the usual two.
Sight: Dwarves, being used to cave life, have very good sight in the dark, but not so much in the light. In the dark and low light, their light vision is (movement + plus half your observant skill = sight range), and their vision in higher light is their low light sight halved.
Rest: a dwarf can take a nap (10-20 minutes), a snooze (1-3 hours) or a nights sleep (5-8 hours).
Morality: Dwarves tend to be in the Mechanization or Coexistence column.
Language: Khudzul and Combo.
Rations: Dwarven rations for a meal consist of a hunk of smoked goat cheese, 2 links goat sausage, broth, 4 large crawdads, a small pouch of dried root vegetables and squash, and an extremely hard bread that’s basically a soup bowl. Dwarven rations for a day consist of a small wheel of smoked goat cheese, 6 links goat sausage, 5 large crawdads, broth, a pouch of dried root vegetables and squash, an extremely hard bread that’s basically a soup bowl, and three dried cave fish.
Half Dwarves
Half dwarves share the Stocky Ball of Hair trait, have the same sight, can add one language, live slightly longer, and share the Endurance trait. They are also slightly taller. Their rations are a blend of their two species.
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gingerpop42 · 6 years
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Without my afternoon nap I won't have enough energy for my evening snooze!
The Cat, Red Dwarf 
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daagodfatherofsolar · 5 years
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#NationalNappingDay is observed annually the day following the return of daylight saving time.  National Napping Day provides everyone with the opportunity to have a #nap and catch up on the hour of #sleep they lost due to the #spring forward time change. Mid-afternoon naps are an integral part of most cultures, and #scientifically proven to be good for you. A needed rest can make you feel better and also improve your mood. After having the extra amount of sleep, a person will notice that they will be more productive and energetic. Numerous studies have shown that short 10-20 minute naps are the most effective when midday fatigue hits.  Improvements in alertness, productivity and mood have all been shown to improve with this type of snooze.   Though there are some of us who are just not the napping kind, if you can reap those benefits, find a cozy spot for 10 minutes or so on National Napping Day. *** #TheAntHillMob is a group of 1920s #gangsters who compete in #WackyRaces. Their names are Clyde (leader, voiced by Paul Winchell), Ring-A-Ding (Don Messick), Danny, Rug Bug Benny, Mac, Kirby and Willy. It never is revealed whether they have escaped from jail or what, but still seem to be a little caring of one another. Although he is sometimes rude to the rest of the gang, Clyde actually cares for them. In one episode, when the rest of the gang was stuck in the Creepy Coupe, Clyde was menacing the Gruesomes: "All right, you creeps, where are my boys?" The gang drive in car number 7, The #Bulletproof Bomb (also known as The Roaring Plenty), and are pint-sized characters, a reference to the #SevenDwarfs. In the very first episode, "See-Saw to #Arkansas", they even disguise themselves as the Seven Dwarfs to escape from a policeman. Their usual method of improving the speed of their car is "getaway" power, which they achieve by extending their feet through the #floor of the #car and running, the same way #FredFlintstone accelerates his own prehistoric car. #love #phototheday ..brought to you by #DaaGodfatherOfSolar #DaaGodfather #SolarBrotherNo1 #ClimateChange #LovePeaceSolar (at United States) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu4zzhEl-sQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=5kfy8eo90ht2
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april · 7 years
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"If I don't nap nine or ten times a day, I don't have enough energy for my main snooze!” is still the best line in red dwarf 
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