#Stans shorter

[pey-up]

Stop lying to people on the internet

You

Are

Short

NOOOOOOOOOOO YOURE NOT MUCH TALLER!!!!!!!!!

#Please #I beg #Im not that short #Average height even #Stans shorter #And youre not much taller #>:'( #/lh

[saprozoicworm]

highschool stan n kenny concept

#south park #stan marsh #kenny mccormick #pin is the genderqueer flag btw #they are also both on the shorter side

[beksboys]

don't forget to keep the homies warm

#beks draws #south park #spstyle #sp style #fanart #i havent drawn sp fanart since i was like 12 lmao #shorter kyle and jock stan supremacy

[xbraveheartx]

Reddit calculates our boy’s height anD I KNEW IT!!! I SAID IT ON STREAM!!!! HE’S 5’3” HE’S JUST A LIL GUY!!!! A LIL FELLA!!!!!!!

#Lies of p #I LITERALLY SAID I’m 5’4 and he’s standing at this bar almost like me so he’s definitely 5’3 #SHORT KING WE STAN!!!!! I LOVE HIM!!!! I’m so happy I hit the nail on the head without hesitance LOL #full confidence like ‘he looks SLIGHTLY shorter than me so 5’3’ (◡‿◡✿) I’m on fire y’all #Call me the P Prophet because everything I’ve been putting out has been COOKING

[koucholate]

Finally can play kimisute (ex Aaside bandori) so now i can free myself

#kouart #person who has been waiting for the second game to drop to stan the pink delinquent guy #the guy voiced by atsushi abe is an extra #i actually played aaside a little but drop it inmediatly bcs it was too 3d heavy and my phone wasnt good enough for it 😔 #koharu mitsurigi #kohei hayasaka #kimisute #ARGONAVIS #from argonavis #looking how to tag this #extra mitsuki idolish 7 #because i went to check his height and i tought he would be shorter than koharu #turns out they have the same height #hahaha #ah and aichi shorter of the 3

[appletvsource]

I’m gonna build every unit we sold.

Hello Tomorrow! 1x06 - 🐢

#hello tomorrow! #hellotomorrowedit #jack billings #billy crudup #tvedit #scifiedit #userbbelcher #tvandfilm #chewieblog #cinematv #filmtvcentral #tvarchive #appletvsource #usertvfilm #ht s1 #ht 1x06 #joey shorter #stan jenkins #ours #by jess #fake it till you make it #surely too many people are in on the scheming for it to work long term #and i don't trust the moon is even real #maybe they've actually been on the moon all along #but don't know it

[visenyaism]

i would love to know ur opinion on how hotd affected the influx of just HORRIBLE opinions on twt concerning asoiaf and f&b (mainly for the purpose of shipping and stanning 🙄) like i genuinely think the way some ppl engaged with hotd has brought on this wave of ppl completely misinterpreting the narrative weight of targ incest for 😍hot uncle/niece shipping omgg😍 and it’s actively diminishing the greater fandom media literacy… anyway i love ur posts and they feel like a brain cleanse after some of the horrible horrible takes i’ve seen from rhaenyra stans on twitter <3

how i sleep at night knowing i have no idea what’s going on over on dragon twitter because it does not seem like a space i would enjoy so i just do not bother

#also i cant write a sentence shorter than 80 words #but if what you are saying is true yeah. man that sounds not fun to be there at all #i must get mentioned on there cause of today and earlier when they were mad for me being a ‘criston cole stan’. weird

[ofcowardiceandkings]

this is 100% unhinged pre-work thoughts so bare with me ... i know a lot of people are like "weh why is this such a big deal in fandom" like okay, but idk it smacks of weird gender attitudes & expectations to me yknow ?? short Link gang arent the ones making like a 18+ year old have a not insignificant growth spurt so he can be taller than his girlfriend lmfao ,, just let him be a short king

#IDK BRO LIKE AS A SHORT GUY .... #WHOS DAD IS ALSO 3 INCHES SHORTER THAN MY MUM ....... #IS DATING AN EVEN SHORTER GUY ... #AND ALSO WORKS WITH SOME PRETTY EXCELLENT SHORT GUYS ... #like IN MY HUMBLE ONION the ones doing the growth spurt rather than using canon heights are the people being weird about it lmfao #IT IS a non issue !! i know because of weird gender issues its harder to find art refs of shorter guys !!! #but listen !!! you dont have to make the guy the taller one actually !!! #i just stan a fellow manlet and so does Zelda lmfao #rory's ramblings

[esotericgalaxy]

Steve can rail me in any form 💕🤪

#I thought I was taller then steve #he’s 5’4 and I’m still shorter #cute #short #chris evans #evans #Chris #bucky barnes #james bucky buchanan barnes #sebastian stan #bucky #marvel #marveledit #catws #captain america the first avenger #captain america #steve rogers #pre serum steve #shy!steve #lloyd hansen #ari levinson #steven grant rogers #the avengers #40s!steve #40s steve rogers #skinny!steve #skinny Steve

[hoperays-song]

For the ask thing, I would love to hear one about disability! I don't wanna ask any specific character since not everyone had a disability, but yeah!!

Oooooo, thank you so much for the ask!! I hope you enjoy the lists!

- <3 Gooseless

Disabled Characters:

Irene Crawly - Lost an eye to Intraocular melanoma and wears a prosthetic.

Marcus Taylor - ADHD with PTSD.

Johnny Taylor - Autistic with panic disorder and has a weakened heart due to being born premature, as well as PTSD..

Barry Frost - Autistic.

Buster Moon - ADHD autistic with severe asthma and uses an inhaler, as well as dyslexic and PTSD.

Ash Batalla - Autistic with dyscalculia.

Nooshy Peart - Autistic with ADHD and PTSD.

Clay Calloway - Autistic with PTSD.

Ruby Calloway - Type one diabetic who also has had a heart transplant.

Rosita Pèrez-Harrison - Autistic.

Rory Pèrez-Harrison - Has selective mutism.

Ryan Willis - ADHD with PTSD.

Porsha - ADHD dyslexic.

Meena Amari - Social anxiety with PTSD

Stan Phillips - ADHD.

Nana Noodleman - Congestive heart failure.

OCs:

Jia Taylor - Johnny's mother, had Limb Girdle Muscular Dystrophy and used mobility aids.

Bella Willis - Ryan's youngest sister, deaf and wears wearing aids.

Thao Sidu - Johnny's next door neighbor, born with one leg and has a prosthetic.

London Fonua - Member of the dance troupe, ADHD.

Lorrel Yang - Member of the dance troupe, autistic.

Quentin Foudre - Member of the dance troupe, autistic and type one diabetic.

Perry Myeong - Member of the dance troupe, asthma and uses an inhaler.

Hira Tahaan - Member of the dance troupe, epilepsy.

#both autism and adhd are covered by the americans with disabilities act in the us hence why they are listed here #as is dyslexia and dyscalculia #other conditions like depression and anxiety differ from state to state in coverage so I didn't include them on this list. #but essentially every character has those. #like it would be a shorter list of which characters do not have depression and/or anxiety #i included ocs because why not #sing #sing 2 #sing johnny #sing ryan #sing buster #sing marcus #sing ash #sing big daddy #sing nooshy #sing mrs crawly #sing clay #sing barry #sing stan #sing ocs #sing meena #sing rosita #sing ruby #sing rory #all headcanons of course #well not really in mrs crawlys case #sing nana noodleman

[amee-racle-ofmyown]

I don't wanna be perfect (I just want to be good enough for you)

Heist!Mark x reader (can be read as platonic or romantic) | Words: 694

You are curled into your heist partner's side in the living room area of your shared base, mindlessly scrolling on your phone, when he asks you something out of the blue.

‘Do you think– are we… good people?’

You turn to face him, shutting off your phone screen, and raise an eyebrow.

‘Who are you and what've you done with Mark?’

‘Come on, I'm serious.’ You give him a baffled look and he sighs. ‘I never really thought about it all that much, I guess. I think I always just sorta accepted it? I sorta fell into this profession because it was fun and it paid the bills — I mean, don't get me wrong, I love what we do. I love the thrill, and I love the satisfaction of getting away with our loot scott-free. But I dunno… Recently I've been thinking. Is it bad that I enjoy this job? Am I a good person?’

It's a fair question, you suppose. You understand where he's coming from, but you're sure you both knew what you were getting into when you started this lifestyle, and once you've been doing it for so long it's hard to even begin to think of doing anything else, let alone the difficulty that would come with becoming an honest, working citizen without getting caught and sentenced for your many transgressions.

‘I mean, we're thieves, Mark — regular, organised criminals. We're not exactly heroes’ — you jab him lightly with your elbow — ‘as much as you like to act like one.’

He chuckles at that. There is a light-hearted smile on your face that is soon replaced with a more thoughtful expression. You cast your gaze away from him as you continue.

‘I think good and bad are kinda relative and subjective. The average person probably wouldn’t consider us good people, and yeah, I can't say we're necessarily good, but I don't think we're terrible either. I mean, I wouldn't want to actually hurt anyone. Would you?’

‘No,’ he says quickly. ‘No… Unless someone gave me a reason to.’

‘Well, that's fair. I think that's the same for most people.’

You pause, fiddling with the hem of his sweater. You don't recall at what point your fingers involuntarily found the edge of his clothes, but the familiar texture grounds you. ‘Yeah, we might not be good people per se, but I don't think that makes us bad people exactly, either.’ You meet his eyes again, with all the earnestness you can. ‘I don't think you are, at least,’ you add softly.

‘I don't think you are either,’ he says, and his tone is gentle but unwavering. You feel warm.

You offer a good-natured smile, attempting to turn the conversation in a lighter direction.

‘You know, in our defence, we mostly rob museums and super rich people. I don't think we need much justification to steal from the hella rich, and most stuff in museums is stolen anyway,’ you say matter-of-factly.

He laughs, loud and genuine, and the sound only warms you further.

‘Y'know, you're not wrong…’

‘But seriously,’ you ask, ‘what got you thinking about all this?’

‘I…’ he starts, voice low again, hesitant. ‘I don't know.’

But he does know, he thinks to himself, as he looks into your eyes. He often finds himself wondering what kind of person he is in those eyes.

It's you, he thinks. It's all you.

You break the entirely-too-long and yet far-too-short period of eye contact in favour of returning to your former position, nestled into his side. You lean into him and he places an arm around you, his thumb gently brushing wherever it can reach. You don't think all that much of it, but he's warm and comfortable and safe, and the way you fit together feels like home.

He thinks you're probably right; the idea of a good or bad person isn't something set in stone. And his and your standards measured against anyone else's would certainly differ.

But he finds that he doesn't really care what anyone else thinks of him.

As long as his best friend, his partner, still likes him enough to keep sticking around, that's enough for him.

#title based on lyrics from 'i wanna hold ur hand' by kelseydog #disclaimer I'm not endorsing stealing lmao #(y/n may have a valid point or two tho) #I thought it would be fun to get in their heads a bit and examine how they might view their own integrity #it's very slight but there's a bit of a self depracating tone underlying their lack of care #for the law and others' opinions of what's morally okay #ultimately they probably know this isn’t ideal #I think I'm starting a pattern in my fics and it's crime partners' couch conversations #I was trying to finish another requested fic but it's already much later than my posting time #and I'm not done yet. #so for tonight have this shorter thing I wrote‚ to tide you over til tomorrow #I hope you heist stans out there will enjoy this food (the next one is about the crime buds too) #this ship is so <3 I love them #rotating them in my brain rn like rotisserie chicken #sorry captaineer content is taking a short backseat for now #heist mark is making me silly #amee writes #ahwm #a heist with markiplier #heist mark #heist!mark #heist!mark x y/n #heist mark x y/n #heist mark x reader #heist!mark x reader #markiplier connected universe #markiplier cinematic universe #markiplier egos #markiplier cu #partners in crime

[sea-lanterns]

Ehe when I think "size kink" I tend to think... big big. Like-- house big. or more. That's sorta the point I'm like "hmmmm does this count? does it not? I'm kinda scared to ask" y'know? But at the same time tall is also 100% good love me some good tall lady ( ´ ▽ ` )

Size kink also applies to actual giant people as well, don’t worry! But since the Slasher AU takes place in a modern setting, I have to keep things in proportion (this includes realistic heights and sizes)

Just imagine the slasher women as several inches taller than you! That’s really what I was going for when writing these fics, as their height is not specified. They’re just taller than you :)

#🫧feeding the fishes #all the slasher women are super tall except shinobu #she stays at her regular height because we stan shorter slashers

[nightmareonpeachstreet]

Cyno, looking at Tighnari: *sighs dreamily* he’s so tall...

Alhaitham: I am going to kick you-- he’s 5′4″

#disclaimer: I don't know how tall anyone is supposed to be in this game igfdngivodnhoisehg #all I can tell u for sure is that Cyno is shorter than Tighnari and he hasn't even tried the bare minimum of wearing shoes #which makes me feel like this is an intentional play on his part #I stan a short king who likes being short #Cyno #Alhaitham #Tighnari #Cynari #Tighno #Genshin Impact //

[booskwan]

fucking hate two week promotions btw

#something something the speed of consumption rising and attention spans getting shorter #contributing to overworking idols and voting/overall stan culture #theo.txt

[scripted-downfall]

I think I heard one time that J*red was supposed to be on The Boys. PFFFFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT IS LAUGHABLE HAVE YOU SEEN HIS ACTING OMG GET OUTTA HERE.

But nah, fr tho, are you serious MaxiPadalecki on The Boys? He'd be outacted by EVERYONE in that joint. Karl, Jensen, Anthony, Jeffrey, every damn body would make J*red look like a fucking clown and it would be EMBARRASSING... Not to mention his acting is going to downgrade the quality by a lot. Give me a break. But it wouldn't surprise me if they do add him on the show🤦🏼‍♀️

- ʀᴀᴍʙʟɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴏɴ (•‿•)

Wait, seriously? I mean, I buy it --- this is the post-ly reminder that I don't follow bts stuff and have no clue about any Jared-on-The-Boys rumors --- but really? I cannot possibly feel that it would be a good idea. And I definitely don't understand how tf people thought his acting would actually help the show; even my friends who like Jared rarely say it's because of his acting. Don't get me wrong: I also agree that I wouldn't be surprised if he joined the show, but I also can't help but feel that it'd be a poor business decision to do so. The only way this would improve things is as an attempt to recapture the J2 brother PR, and --- as you've previously pointed out, and as we've previously discussed --- this is not something I feel would be useful.

#sorry that this one is shorter than usual #it has been a long day and i'm scribbling this out #i hope it makes sense #also apparently i forgot that i had anon-specific tags #sorry; i'll fix that #anyway #anti jared #anti jared padalecki #jared stans dni #i don't even have the energy to come up with a more creative way of saying that #rambling anon #scripted downfall asks answered #i always come when you call (sd)

[cricket-teeeth]

i spent 2 and a half hours on this

#i’m actually rly happy with this :) #also stan is taller than jimmy cause 1: he’s naturally lower down cause of his use of crutches and 2: i hc him as one of the shorter kids #i left out the third kid cause i can #on s14 rn #south park #jimmy valmer #stan marsh #south park jimmy #south park stan #jimmy south park #stan south park #south park fanart #screencap redraw #cricket legs