#🫧feeding the fishes

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angey theres fanart of navia on twt where shes wearing a muzzle have u seen it

I have… (Credit to @/Ashtracts on Twitter, pls check them out their art is amazing)

P.S: I think you read this mini comic from right to left like a manga. But that’s just how it makes sense to me 😅

THIS IS APPARENTLY PART OF THAT OMEGAVERSE FANART WITH FURINA WHERE SHES WHIMPERING PATHETICALLY FOR HER GFS TO COME HOME 😭😭

FURINA YOURE SO LUCKY. NOT ONLY DO YOU GET 3 FONTAINE GFS, BUT NAVIA HAS TO WEAR A MUZZLE IN ORDER TO STOP GOING FERAL ON YOU.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#🫧feeding the fishes #NAVIA NOT BEATING THE DOG ALLEGATIONS #GODDD MY WIFE IS SO HOT

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I saw how the lemme smash bird was talked about on your other two accounts and I can't stop laughing at the thought of Xianyun as the lemme smash bird.

I KNEW IT. SOMEONE WOULD BRING UP THE “lemme smash” BIRD WITH XIANYUN AND I KNEW IT 😭

Xianyun who brings you sticks for a nest and is so horny for you that she keeps begging to smash you like the bird in the video. Poor Reader is so confused as to why Xianyun is acting like this, but despite being a legendary adepti, Xianyun is still a bird.

Xianyun: Lemme smash. I bring stick.

Reader, confused: I don’t want stick.

Xianyun: Okay. I bring red stick. Do you like red stick?

She just wants to impress you enough that you let her fuck you :(

#🫧feeding the fishes #also imagine xianyun puffing up to impress you #oml #this old woman is so funny

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Sara and xianyun as the smash bird😭

SARA FITS THE SMASH BIRD SO WELL BC OF HER BLACK FEATHERS 😭

Sara would rarely show off her horny side, but once in a while you see her getting antsy and start “nesting” once breeding season hits. You’d be all like “Sara, what are you doing?” And poor Sara is pushing branches and leaves together like “Idk babe I’m horny.”

Sara: Hey girl, you want some tail?

Reader: What?

Sara: What?

#🫧feeding the fishes #this is the funniest meme on all 3 of my blogs so far #besides the light up bluetooth dicks

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Sorry! Brain rot, mother’s day but your girlfriend decided to switch it up and fuck a baby into you.

Miko/Yelan/whoever else with shit eating grin: “Happy mother’s day :D”

LMAOOO. “Happy Mother’s Day!” They say with that smug grin on their face as they stare down at you with their cum leaking out of your hole. They’ve probably emptied themselves out in you about eight times by now, as they want to ensure you become a mother right after this special day 💕

Well, that’s certainly one way to celebrate Mother’s Day. Now you’ll get an extra day of the year to celebrate yourself! How generous of your wife!

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Imagine Xianyun walking around all puffed up because she thinks the red sticks we wanted from her connects to the red tint (birb)/her eye glasses (hooman) and so her mate thinks she's desirable in her appearance (meaning mating dance boost +60% Crit Dmg in her opinion). And tbh I would look her dead in the eye and say that I want purple flowers just to see her frantically calculating distance between Sumeru and our nest.

Also CR giving loud ass mating call whenever in her crane form just to booty call us.

I’m sorry, but when I read that last part about Xianyun in her crane form using a mating call to catcall us, all I could think about was making this meme:

JDOSJDKD XIANYUN’S MATING CALL IS JUST HER COMPLIMENTING AND FLIRTING WITH YOU.

#🫧feeding the fishes #imagine her thrilling at you like birds do #to show she is infatuated with you #my god #bird women are amazing

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Shenhe is also bird coded, she was raised by Xianyan. I imagined she’d also do the lemme smash meme like the other bird characters, but she’d misunderstand what exactly to do

Like she’d bring you a whole ass tree instead of a stick. She uprooted a tree just for you

OHHHH SHENHE THE WOMAN THAT YOU ARE 🥺

Imagine having a girlfriend who would quite literally uproot entire trees for you. Ripping them out of the ground with her muscly arms and plopping them down in front of you like it was the corpse from her latest hunt.

Sticks? Nah. Shenhe’s girlfriend deserves better, and what’s better than a stick? T R E E .

Your “nest” ends up looking less of a nest and more of a cabin. Shenhe out here hard at work, building you a log cabin from scratch all for the sole purpose of “lemme smash.”

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I'd end up accepting the stick, but make her promise to bring me a red stick after I let her smash 👾

She will! Xianyun would bring you all the red sticks she could find and just pile all of them on top of you the moment you wake up 😌

Reader: …Morning Xianyun?

Xianyun: Morning. *dumps a huge pile of red sticks she found on top of you*

Also Xianyun: …I found some red sticks for you.

#🫧feeding the fishes #👾 anon #the silliest bird woman ever

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how is this a sapphic blog if you only ever write about dicks and cocks and male anatomy

Because…sapphic transwomen exist?

Idk what to tell you anon, also no, I don’t write only about women with dicks. If you scroll through my fics and other thirsts throughout my blogs, you’d see I write about the fictional women being either cis women or trans women, depending on what I feel like thirsting about that day.

Kind of a pointless argument there, unless you are trying to start up something :/

#🫧feeding the fishes #honestly the anatomy doesn’t even matter to me that much #I just post and answer what comes to mind

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Cannibal Angey eating her own fishies- kinda hot.

I DONT EAT MY FISHIES.

………However.

#🫧feeding the fishes #sinsmockingbird #I suppose this explains my love for women with cannibal tendencies #birds of a feather flock together

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Angie did you just... Eat fish from another aquarium? Angie... A-Are we next?

N-No…

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You know those, like "your moles are a representation of where your lover from your past life used to kissed you"

So i saw a vid about it on tiktok and ofc i had to check what part of my body i have a mole, AND I WAS THINKING WHILE LAUGHING "imagine i have one near my vagina"AND I WAS RIGHT. I FOUND 6.... I was shocked, aroused, but mostly shocked.

(Also im going anon becuz this is a little bit of tmi😔)

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You must’ve been kissed a lot in your previous life 🥕 anon 😅

I have a mole right in the middle of my collarbone, right under my neck, as well as two distinct moles on my right hand, so imagine if my previous lover kissed my hand a lot 😳

I also have a mole in my inner thigh… My previous lover was very generous it seems (my previous lover was the previous reincarnation of Navia, trust) 💕💕

#🫧feeding the fishes #🥕 anon

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YOU ATE SOME OF US?!

*attempts to whistle but I cannot whistle so it ends up with me just blowing air awkwardly*

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Happy mothers day to all the genshin women I've called mommy in my maladaptive daydreams

YOURE SO REALLLL. Happy Mother’s Day to all the genshin mommies, because this blog wouldn’t be standing where it is today without you 🥰

Hope you had a fun time celebrating with them, my fishies <33

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Pls pray for me because it's my finals this week

After tomorrow i can start drawing again

Also angey happy mother's day to your mom!!(im already late but its better to be late than never aye? )

Angey’s Mom says thank you! (Or i believe she would definitely say thank you. I would rather die than let her find out about this blog 😅)

Anyways, good luck on your finals! I finished mine last week, but it was awful. Hoping you do good! After this you can relax and read all the wlw stuff you want! >:D

Good luck to all my Fishies! Balancing out Mother’s Day and finals is not easy…

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happy mother's day to all the women in the world who have/had children! and happy mother's day to angey for feeding and taking care of us fishies!!

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Oh please, I’m not as great as a mother 😅

Anyways, I finally got back from celebrating with my mom and it’s late but Happy Mother’s Day to all my fishies! I hope you enjoyed the day spending time with your loved ones, because it’s a day to show your appreciation for what they did for you!

We took my mother out for sushi and we bought her favorite candies, flowers and beauty products! Happy Mother’s Day mom! (Even though you’ll never see this blog and I hope to god you never do 😭😭)

Bonus: I took a picture of the sashimi we ordered. It was so good, but it reminded me of eating my beloved fishies…

#🫧feeding the fishes #❄️ anon #I love sashimi #but everytime I eat it I think about this blog

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Holding on to Ganyu's horns while she breeds you again and again and again, to ground yourself, not realizing they're so sensitive that its driving her on...

Breeding kink with Ganyu? And Ganyu is doing the breeding 😍

Hold on. This is activating so many neurons in my brain rn. Ganyu just holding you against the bed as she rams her cock inside you, eager to fill you up and have a “kid” with you (get it because she’s a goat?) only to keep getting turned on because you keep accidentally stroking her horns…

It’s not your fault that Ganyu is surprisingly thick when it comes to her girth, so much so that you had to instinctively grab her horns to stabilize yourself. Not realizing that grabbing her horns was like the equivalent of stroking a private area for Qilins, and poor Ganyu kept getting turned on to the point she gets continuous erections inside you 😭

She’s already bred you full like…four times now, but it seems like the Half-Qilin is just too insatiable every time you stroke her horns. So just lay there and let her try to calm herself down. Maybe this time you’ll figure out not to touch her horns during mating season again 😅

#🫧feeding the fishes #ganyu smut #I’m not over my ganyu baby fever #pls give me baby goat