#Source: Elf

[incorrect-malfoys]

Rodolphus: [babysitting Draco] We can't just throw him out in the snow

Bellatrix: Why not? He loves the snow. He's told me 15 times

#hp fandom #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect malfoys #malfoyfamily #rodolphus lestrange #bellatrix lestrange #draco malfoy #source: elf #auntie bellatrix

[incorrectgotgquotes]

Quill: We can’t just throw Cosmo out in the snow.

Kraglin: Why not? She loves the snow. She’s told me 15 times.

#incorrect quotes #guardians of the galaxy #peter quill #kraglin #cosmo the space dog #source: elf

[genshinincorrectly]

Ayaka: *kisses Lumine on the cheek*

Lumine: *stares at Ayaka shocked*

Ayaka: Sorry...

Lumine: You missed.

Ayaka: What do you mean I missed?

Lumine: You missed.

Lumine: *pulls Ayaka towards her and kisses her on the lips*

#submission #source: elf #genshin #genshin impact #gi #genshin impact incorrect quotes #kamisato ayaka #lumine #ayalumi

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mikey: *kisses Renet on the cheek*

Renet: *stares at Mikey shocked*

Mikey: Sorry...

Renet: You missed.

Mikey: What do you mean I missed?

Renet: You missed.

Renet: *pulls Mikey towards her and kisses him*

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: elf #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #michelangelo #renet tilley #renetangelo

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Mara: How’d you sleep?

Nina: Great! I got a full forty minutes.

#house of anubis #sibuna #incorrect sibuna quotes #source: elf #mara jaffray #nina martin #incorrect house of anubis quotes #incorrect hoa quotes

[thingsoverheardatua]

Midoriya: I planned out our whole day. First we make snow angels for two hours and then we’ll go ice skating, and then we’ll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookie Dough as fast as we can, and then to finish, we’ll snuggle!

Bakugou: [horrified]

#BakuDeku #Katsuki Bakugou #Izuku Midoriya #Katsuki Bakugo #Bakugou Katsuki #Midoriya Izuku #Bakugo Katsuki #Midoriya #Bakugou #Deku #Bakugo #source: Elf

[incorrect-losers]

Mike *trying to flirt with Bill*: You have a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card

#this is my Christmas post #there you go #merry christmas #it’s a gift #losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #mike hanlon #bill denbrough #bike #hanbrough #source: elf

[incorrect-ember-knight]

Lauzun: well if you’re really Najin . . . then what song did i sing for you on your birthday this year!?

Nagyunn: happy birthday

Lauzun: *under breath* darnit!

#source: elf #incorrect ember knight #ember knight #the ember knight #incorrect quotes #lauzun #nagyunn

[addicted-to-his-knife]

Amber: We can’t just throw Pavi out in the snow

Luigi: Why not? He loves the snow. He’s told me 15 times

#incorrect malfoys #amber sweet #pavi largo #luigi largo #repo! the genetic opera #repo the genetic opera #repo #incorrect quotes #incorrect repo quotes #source: elf

[optimusprime3000]

Sea Fairy: *kisses Moonlight on the cheek*

Moonlight: *stares at Sea Fairy shocked*

Sea Fairy: Sorry...

Moonlight: You missed.

Sea Fairy: What do you mean I missed?

Moonlight: You missed.

Moonlight: *pulls Sea Fairy towards her and kisses her*

#cookie run #sea fairy cookie #moonlight cookie #sea fairy x moonlight #seamoon #incorrect quotes #source: elf

[silver-ace-of-spades]

Silver, going to a mall for the first time: (Sees the perfume, sprays the sample into his mouth, then screams and cries)

#toxic electricity #incorrect sonic quotes #silver the hedgehog #silver my beloved #source: elf

[incorrect-malfoys]

*Bellatrix's first time babysitting*

Draco: *Putting syrup on his pasta*

Bellatrix: You like sugar huh?

Draco: Is there sugar in syrup?

Bellatrix: Yes

Draco: Then yes!

#incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect malfoys #malfoyfamily #bellatrix lestrange #draco malfoy #source: elf #auntie bellatrix #festive #HP Fandom

[merlinsbbeard]

Remus: okay, people. tomorrow morning ten am, Santa’s coming to town

Sirius: SANTAAAAAA

Sirius: OH MY GOD

Sirius: SANTA HERE?!

#source: elf #harry potter #marauders era #the marauders #sirius black #remus lupin #funny #moony #padfoot #hogwarts #christmas #santa

[incorrect90snicktoonquotes]

Binyah Binyah: *presses all the buttons on an elevator*

Binyah Binyah: Looks like Christmas tree!

#gullah gullah island #incorrect gullah gullah island #binyah binyah #source: elf #april fools 2023

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Alora: I just like to smile! Smiling’s my favorite!

#source: elf #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate #bg1 #alora

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Trudy, after the students cut down a tree for Christmas: Yeah, the tree thing was bad, but Victor, they’re just having fun!

Victor: So felonies are fun now? I thought, see, that felonies were felonies.

#house of anubis #sibuna #incorrect sibuna quotes #source: elf #trudy rehmann #victor rodenmaar jr #incorrect house of anubis quotes #incorrect hoa quotes