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#Sidekick: ew gross what’s that?
n4talia-chaparro · 1 year
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• << 1st part [the previous?] || 2 || next >>
Well it's Cap's turn now- (2/2)
Again TW: for cringe, mention of murder etc etc. And mega cringy cringe as hell.
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✧ ┊• Too kind to be a murderer (cringy start oml..)
✧ ┊• Captain Underpants would always stay with his sidekicks for a while so Jerry and Toilette can check the others.
✧ ┊• Since Cap and Krupp are separate, I am not sure if Cap will have to fight him or ignore his existence. But it's hard for him to forget all the things that happened.
✧ ┊• Back then when Cap and Krupp were sharing one body, things weren't easy for Cap to deal with the battle without getting worried.
- In this AU, Cap would struggle to control himself, not realizing that they both share the same body which means Krupp would control Cap and messing around with him until he gets bored and stops for a moment.
- Gp!Krupp would communicate with him in his head. Simply making him more stressed and uneasy.
- After the little "incident" Captain Underpants would freak out after finding out he accidentally killed someone during the battle with the monster. This makes him feel more guilty and scared to fight again, feeling like he might hurt someone again. Worst part he doesn't wanna hurt his sidekicks if that happens again.
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✧ ┊• He hates mirrors. Every time he sees a reflection of himself, he will shatter them into pieces. ((That goes for outfits and etc.)) He doesn't wanna remember HIM- (when I say "him" I meant GP!Krupp himself), and he doesn't NOT wanna dress up like him if the boys want Cap to disguise himself as the principal. He doesn't wanna end up remembering all the shit he has to witness if the strange daydreaming moment. He hates his ego so badly.
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He would say stuff like: "I just saw him in the mirror so I had to break it so he doesn't get out of the mirror." Or "I had to rip all these clothes for a good reason and I don't wanna wear them. It feels gross." Which makes no sense but you will know where he's coming from
✧ ┊• He still can fly and stuff so don't worry.
✧ ┊• Cap never knew what is like to swim. Well, he didn't want to release the fucking gory bastard out of him if he soak his head with water after all the weird shit GP!Krupp has said in his mind; "Soak your damn head in the water and see what happens. I promise it won't hurt". Still scared to feel the water or get soaked in it.
✧ ┊• He gets easily curious and looks around to check- all he can do is mess with the plungers.
✧ ┊• Ever since he became in charge of the school for the first time, it wasn't that bad for Cap to be in charge after things were solved
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But have you ever asked what is like to have him in the office? I don't know. Cap finds it stupid and weird. In the office? Why not the classroom or somewhere more comfy? As I said Cap would always stay with his sidekicks and doesn't mind keeping his eyes on things but Jesus fucking Christ being in charge of this school for the first time?? Not really his thing but he had to. It's for the best to keep his sidekicks safe and happy-
✧ ┊• Don't mind if I say this but- Captain Underpants has always been a dad figure to his creators (George & Harold) and it's kinda obvious he doesn't want them to get hurt. Soo him being too close to them seem silly-
Yeahs that's all the cringe facts ew.
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the-sidekick-club · 2 years
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Case of the pockets
Part 1 : Part 2 : Part 3 : Part 4 : Part 5 : Epilogue
Written by: @tratieisdabest​​★@heroes-villains-side-blog​​★@just-a-space-rabbit​​   
TW: past fights mentioned
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It was the first day of the weekend, and Henchman was looking forward to a day of doing nothing in particular. 
Then, Hero Sidekick climbed in through the window, “Hi!”
Henchman just looked at them dumbfounded, “Um… Hello?” 
“Oh, sorry, I almost forgot,” Hero Sidekick handed them a pack of sodas and made their way to the sofa, “Villain Sidekick said these were your favourite.”
A click sounded through the room, causing the two to turn toward the door. Villain Sidekick entered, clearly having picked the lock.
“What are you two doing in my apartment?!" Henchman demanded.
"As I was saying—'' Villain sidekick started, they tossed Henchman a bag of their favourite chips and joined Hero Sidekick on the sofa. Henchman stared in shock for a few seconds, chuckled, then joined in.
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Villain Sidekick was getting really into their conspiracy theory. “Look at the stupid impractical compartment-less handbags heroes were forced to carry around!" They were holding up Hero Sidekick's old handbag with utmost contempt on their face. "Why not just give them pockets? It's a conspiracy!” They huffed and sat back down.
“Sure,” Hero Sidekick said sarcastically. "And why didn't Villain ever attack Hero when they stopped to find their weapon from their bag?" 
Henchman opened their bag of chips. “Admit it, Villain was checking Hero out whenever they could but Hero was too busy with their bag to notice.” 
Hero Sidekick nodded in agreement, but Villain Sidekick wasn’t having any of it. “Unlike the two of you, apparently, Villain is a gentlevillain and wants good, clean, fair fights, and that’s why they wouldn’t attack a distracted Hero.” 
Henchman interrupted, “Well, they never seem to give Supervillain a good, clean, fair fight, do they?” 
“Or any of the other heroes,” Hero Sidekick added. 
“Well...” Vilain Sidekick was wracking their brain now, “maybe because it’s Supervillain? A good, clean, fair fight there would mean to lose.”
“Okay, maybe for Supervillain. But if they want a good, clean, fair fight, then why get rid of the pockets on the hero costumes in the first place? Was Villain even the one responsible? But even if we ignore that and assume that Villain was indeed responsible for the pockets, then they would be mad about that not working out. But something overshadowed that anger; Villain clearly looked disappointed, and we both heard those sighs.” Hero Sidekick was in deep thought, carefully deconstructing what the heck was up with Villain. “So… this reaction toward the new suit must have another reason; maybe the villain missed the way the old suit really accentuated Hero’s muscles. I honestly can’t think of any other reason. Unless you find some flaw in my reasoning, there must be at least base-level attraction, if not a crush.”
Villain Sidekick made a face, “Ew, don’t be gross.”
Hero Sidekick rolled their eyes. “Look I don’t like it either, but you have to admit it makes sense.”
Villain Sidekick scoffed in disbelief, “I will admit no such thing, because it simply doesn’t make sense.” 
Hero Sidekick opened their mouth to argue back but just sighed. They looked at Villain Sidekick exasperatedly, “Did you listen to anything I just said?”
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dittolicous · 1 year
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I've been thinking a lot about the whole purity culture struggle thing re: incest/twincest because of submas and while I absolutely get the issue of slippery slope censorship + how dark topics are not inherently bad, I feel like a lot of the issues people have in incest ships isn't neccarily with the actual incest portion, but actually the constant denial & erasure of deep platonic love, yet all shipper focus on is censorship or antis or 'being too sensative' etc...
for example, every goddamn year around Christmas people roll out the 'incest folgers commercial' and every goddamn year I have to practice my breathing so as to not lose my shit because why the fuck can a little sister not love her damn brother and be elated to see him again? why does that mean she wants to fuck him? why are we okay with belittling familial relationships, demanding they only show their love in a certain way?
just because you don't have that kind of relationship with your sibling doesn't mean no one does.
this can also be seen in found families and/or adopted families, as well as nonconforming queer-platonic relationships. so why is it not something to be had and acknowledged in creations?
another example is the batfam (aka the Waynes & co). despite Bruce CANONICALLY adopting various robins/sidekicks, people constantly deny they're siblings, shipping them with each other. and even with Bruce.
because 'it's not by blood'. because oh, whats the platonic explanation for such-and-such?
because platonic love is only allowed to be shown in one way, and if they do otherwise, if they consider them just as important, well clearly they're in ~romantic~ love.
its.... really demoralizing to say that if you care about someone a little too much, that means you want to fuck them. that's how we build a society that is lonely, divided, and lacking in a loving community, because the only love we put credit in is single, romantic love.
the tier list of relationships isn't 'romantic partner > family > friends'. in a better world, they're all equal to a point and given proper attention to sustain a healthy relationship altogether. just like gender or autism, love is a spectrum that we shouldn't demand conformity of.
and, ok, how does this relate back to submas?
I think a lot of the b-----kshippers really don't understand just how upsetting and even triggering it can be to have them interact with non-shipping stuff.
like... how many people base their work on their own siblings, on things they've experienced in their family? so a person make a submas comic or fic based on a memory with their own siblings. they're happy, want to share it, and we'll of course creators want to see what others think of their creations!
until they see tags or comments about how 'there's no platonic explanation' or how 'in love' they are or, hell, even just the simple tag noting the ship.
on a piece created after a real-life experience with their sibling.
that can shift the entire vibe, not only of the work and characters, but also the creator. now they're having their family relationship twisted & denied. will they stop creating for these characters? will they pull away from their siblings so no one ever claims they love them in that way?
idk
I know that in my own writing, I constantly stop and question how close i make Ingo and Emmet, how their relationship may be viewed, despite it all being written 100% platonic. and it's agitating that I struggle with that, because it makes me feel so utterly gross that people look at what I make and deny that any other love is possible.
that also comes through in how I interact with creations of others, because I do not want to accidentally interact with something that twists platonic love languages or denies them. and i think people who ship such things demand understanding for their 'whys' without stopping to consider that maybe these 'antis' have reasons beyond 'ew incest taboo!'
what can we do? again, idk. censorship isnt..isn't... something im down with. but I think that those who do ship it need to be just as critical of how they interact with it and the fandom at large, because they impact our art just as much as we impact theirs.
there is a time and place for all creations.
don't act like disliking or wanting no interaction with them makes them pathetic or... whatever. you have your reason, we have ours. a trigger is still a trigger, even if the trauma it comes from is the menial yet constant societal pressure for romance to trump all other relationships.
so please look critically at how you interact with others too. don't view my stuff as bl------shipping. just... block me and move on. or whatever.
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nekodream · 1 year
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I was working with crabstickz in an amex parking lot. Can't remember if I was doing a similar thing I doe for simon
At one point I was holding his toes like hands. Which was about gross.
No makeup and natty hair. I had won free meals at the cafeteria. I was upset I couldn't actually go into one cos I wasn't legit. Chris made fun of me for it.
I was just happy to bee round him. By the end of the say wee were laughing and I think he mentioned he had a good time
I remember around the time of washing my hair and coming back a janitor has asked me if I'd seen a girl. He was worried that she might have killed herself for being bullied or something cos "she pees standing up" I asked him to check the bathrooms and he said he hadn't thought of that or something.
This woman, who reminded me of a more corporate version of the receptionist from the dentist in NYC came up to me and handed me a phone and told me to contact someone to welcome him to amex on behalf of the Hindu community or something. When she passed me the phone her ear was next to mine. The automated voice would ask for my member I'd but I didnt know it
I asked her and she took the phone and went away to sole the issue. When she came back she handed it to me and the phone started beeping. I asked her for his name again. It was daniel
I was relieve to see it was the answer phone so I left a message ;
"hi daniel , its Megan from amex here (should have said american express damn it). looking forward to meeing you tomorroee and going out for some dinner together in town (sounds too personal ew ). If you need anything from me you can reach out to me on my personal number which is 6465757557 (oops thats my old number)
At that point the lady was whisperingng "no!!!" but when I hung up she was like omg you did amazing holy shit
Not long after the janitor shows up with the girl. She's blonde and fat and shy. The corp lady says in front of what is now a small crowd "omg I'm so happy you're okay you're a great person and we would be so upset!" then she whispers to me "no she isn't she's a total freak" to me before gladly squeezing my hand
Shortly after lady gaga "bad romance" started playing to signify the end of the day. Everyone starts singing and danccinng as we make our way into the building. The lady and what appears to be her sidekick jump up on a table and sings the lyrics hyperly. I look at crabstick across said desk and motion "not going that far" to him and we exchange a look
We all sing and dance through to the corridor as the chorus hits. I quietly sign but mostly mime it. Embarrassing. I point at the janitor during the "I want your loving" and another guy at the "I want your romance". Ughhhhh. As the bit where it says "bad romance!" hits I wake up
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magalidragon · 3 years
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**moodboard pending)**
Brother for Sale | a Targling fic | teaser
I’m still dealing with residual migraine issues, work that sucks, and now a fucked up wrist from carrying too heavy boxes that typing is painful lol. But I will try to get this done by Fathers Day.
Lyanna Targaryen Snow wanted a new toy.
In particular, she wanted the new Night's Watch Ranger Force Queen Nerys "Night Queen" special edition moveable action figure with accompanying dragon, dragon riding accessories, weapons, and changeable outfit from Nerys's traditional black and red ensemble to her 'Snow Queen' ensemble of white and gray, which occurred during the episode when she accidentally succumbed to the evil Night King curse and had to be saved by her stalwart hero Ranger Cregan Snow.
If she was really lucky, she maybe could get the action figure and accessories set, plus the Night Queen costume. She already had the regular outfit because that was what she wore for All Hallows' Eve at school earlier that year. Now she wanted the Snow Queen one. She could wear it all summer long and maybe even to school on the first day, because that was a special day and she wanted it.
"Dadddddy," she began, holding his hand as they crossed the parking lot from their car towards the stupid hardware store, where sometimes Daddy took her and she didn't want to go because it was boring. Last time they went in she got in trouble too. Sh ewas bored and went to the big wall of pretty colored pieces of cardboard and decided to take a couple, just for fun. She knocked it down-- ON ACCIDENT.
But hey they got to leave.
The thing was, the toy store was right next to the hardware store, so while Daddy got to play with his "toys"-- that's what Mommy called them-- she didn't understand how come she couldn't go play with the toys that she liked. She grabbed his hand tight, sinking down and dragging her feet a bit. "Daddy pleeeease can we go to the toy store?"
He sighed, glanced at it and then at her. "Well..." he trailed off, biting his bottom lip.
Sometimes Daddy was easier to ask questions to than Mommy. Mommy would say 'Nope' and then they'd go do what they had to do. But she knew if she made her eyes all big and stuck out her lower lip and asked maybe another time, Daddy would probably let her. "Please?" she whispered. She blinked up. For extra, she smiled brightly. "Please Daddy? I did my chores!"
He wrinkled his nose and then gave a curt nod. "Alright, but first we go to my store, I need to get the right screws for Aemon's fan."
Aemon sat in the sling that Daddy wore on his chest, gurgling up in the gross baby way. Lyanna wrinkled her nose at him. He was fun sometimes, other times he smelled, and she didn't like how he always got to sit in the chest backpack thing slinging with Daddy and Mommy. She wished she could, but they said she was way too big, she was a big girl and big sister and at six-years old she tended to agree, but it was still unfair sometimes. They wouldn't even push her in a stroller anymore, she had to get out and walk.
Aemon smiled over the side of the sling, drool coming out of his mouth and dribbling down his chin. He waved at her and she smiled up, just as the drool came right out and landed on her face. "ew!" she shrieked.
"Aw Lyanna, it's just drool."
"Gross!"
Daddy wiped her face with his shirt-sleeve and then used some of the sling to wipe at Aemon, who laughed at her horror, shaking and kicking, making huffing and puffing noises. She made a face. At least Aemon would be with Daddy while she could look at her new toy. She sulked, traipsing after Daddy into his store.
He did what he needed, got what he needed, and a few minutes later they left, going next door to the toy store. The moment the doors opened, she took off for the aisle with all the Night's Watch Ranger Force toys and accessories. She knew that it would be right there.
And it was.
And it was beautiful.
"Ah!"
It was so pretty.
And there was SO. MUCH. MORE.
More than what the things on TV showed or the pop-ups on her iPad or anything she could have dreamed. There was a life-sized dragon stuffed animal to ride, accessories including Queen Nerys's jewelry and crown, more action figures, stuffed animals, and other dolls. She pushed by some of the more girly things, because Queen Nerys was a true queen and did all her own stuff herself and even when she wore dresses she wore pants with them. She grabbed a couple of the boy toys of Cregan Snow-- ignoring his stupid dumb sidekick Stewart Larty-- also a plastic copy of his sword.
She could hardly dream of such things. She wanted them all, but knew that would be impossible. no way she could get them all. Her eyes landed on the set she wanted, ignoring the rest and picking it up from the shelf. It had even more. It also had Cregan Snow in his nice outfit, not his usual furs and armor, but a black ensemble and he was wearing a crown.
Her eyes widened, wondering if that was going to be what happened in a new episode or maybe a new movie. "Is he going to be king?" she whispered.
Aemon screamed somewhere near her. She heard Daddy's footsteps. "Find what you wanted?" he asked. He sighed. "By the way, we're just looking."
Looking!?
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hajimes-erect-ahoge · 4 years
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Postmortem- Chapter 11
Kokichi has an unexpected conversation with someone.
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Ouma shot up from his bed in a cold sweat, reeling from the nightmare he had just experienced. Trying his best to steady his breathing, he ran his hands shakily through his hair after glancing at the clock.
5:37 am
He sighed, noticing how his throat felt particularly dry. Although he wasn’t a big fan of leaving his room, mostly out of dread of running into the others, it was pretty early and it was unlikely that he would run into anyone else. Swinging his legs over the side of it, he pushed himself off the bed and exited his room.
Closing the door gently behind him, he blinked his eyes to adjust them to the light of the hallway. There were no nurses in sight, but he figured there would be a few nearby, still on duty. As he rounded the corner of the hall the dining hall came into view, the light still shining brightly with the doors wide open. It made sense for the hallways to be lit, but the dining hall too? Who else would be in there at this hour?
Ouma considered turning around and going back to bed, but his curiosity got the better of him as he wondered who else had business with the dining hall at this hour.
When he entered, he saw a silhouette that could belong to none other than Momota, the former self-proclaimed luminary of the stars. Holding back a smirk, he repressed the urge to tease and taunt the other boy until he got aggravated and left. Momota hadn’t noticed Ouma’s presence yet, so the latter took it upon himself to make his presence known, opening a cabinet with enough force to make a sound.
“Ouma…?” Momota had turned to Ouma, his brows furrowed and a confused expression painted on his face.
“Hey.” Ouma’s voice was devoid of all emotion, his usually cheerful and sinister grin being replaced with a blank stare.
After filling a cup with water from the fridge he walked over to Momota, taking a seat right next to him.
“What is my dear Momota-chan doing here at this hour?” The corners of Ouma’s lips were twisted into a tight grimace, as if forcing himself to smile was painful.
“I could ask you the same question.” Momota replied, gazing forward instead of at Ouma.
It was silent for a moment before both boys turned towards each other, letting out a sigh in unison.
“I’m sorry.”
Bewildered expressions followed suit, both boys gawking at one another. Momota paused to clear his throat, encouraging Ouma to continue.
“I guess I could’ve been a little bit nicer to you when you came to visit me in the emergency room. Whatever. It’s not my fault you’re so easy to provoke.” Ouma spat, practically hating every word that came out of his mouth.
“Ugh, you little…! That’s not-” Momota cut himself, seeming to think through his next words rather carefully. Ouma might’ve insulted him, but at least he was trying to apologize, in his own, albeit strange, way. “Look. I was just worried about you and you gave me a really tough time. All I’m saying is that it wouldn’t kill you to be a little honest for once, okay?”
“Yeah, yeah. Tell me something I haven’t been told a million times before.” Ouma quipped, sipping from his water. “But what are you apologizing for?”
Momota’s gaze hardened as he spoke, “It’s my fault your whole plan failed. You left it to me to carry it out, and… I just couldn’t do it. I couldn’t let them vote wrong. I know how badly you wanted to defeat the mastermind, and I did too… hell, we all did. But I couldn’t carry through, and I’m sorry for that.”
Ouma’s mind went blank for a moment, him having been genuinely taken aback by Momota’s words. How could Momota be apologizing, when Ouma himself was the one to blame? It was his own fault for not planning accordingly, for not expecting Harukawa to storm the Exisal hangar, for relying too much on Momota… All of it was his fault.
“Whatever. Not like any of it was real anyway.” Ouma muttered.
“What you said was real though, wasn’t it?” Momota eyed Ouma cautiously, gauging his reaction. “About ending the killing game, about lying to yourself… Everything you said in the hangar was the truth.”
“So what if it was?” Ouma said curtly, “Like I said, it wasn’t real. It doesn’t matter anymore.”
“It does too matter!” Momota raised his voice, his words booming throughout the dining hall. “Because that’s part of who you are! The Ouma that I know would never enjoy something as horrible as that killing game! You can lie to me all you want, but that’s the truth!”
Ouma’s eyes were wide, staring into Momota’s fierce gaze. Suppressing the natural instinct to challenge said gaze, he looked away, clenching his fists in anger. God, he hated feeling so exposed. Who did Momota think he was?
“Sure. If that’s what you want to believe then go ahead.” Ouma said defeatedly.
Silence descended upon them once more, contrasting Momota’s previous outburst.
Momota broke the silence between them once more, “I’m also sorry for not noticing earlier.”
“Not noticing what?” Ouma cocked an eyebrow, curious as to what Momota was getting at.
Momota folded his hands together, interlocking his fingers, clenching and unclenching his fists.
“I should’ve noticed earlier that you were suffering. Bearing the weight of ending the killing game on your small shoulders… No one should have to go through that alone.” Momota admitted.
“Psh! Who do you think I am!” Ouma scoffed, “I’m not one of your wimpy little sidekicks! You don’t have to protect me!”
“Actually, I was thinking and…” Momota smirked, looping an arm around Ouma’s shoulders, pulling him closer, “How would you like to be my new sidekick?” He beamed with childlike excitement, looking for Ouma’s approval like an eager puppy.
“Ew, gross!” Ouma tried to worm his way out of Momota’s grasp, but he held on tight. “I’ll pass!
“Heh, you don’t have a choice!” Momota let go of Ouma, standing up and boldly declaring, “As of today, you, Kokichi Ouma, will be one of my new sidekicks!” Momota proceeded to cheer for himself and Ouma proudly, all while Ouma sulked.
“Ugh, you are so annoying…” Ouma sipped from his glass of water, using the glass to hide his faint smile.
“Get used to it!” Momota flashed him his signature grin and thumbs up.
Ouma hummed in thought, before abruptly changing the subject, hoping to get some of the attention off of himself. “Why are you even here anyway? It’s almost 6 o’clock in the morning!”
“Oh… About that…” Momota’s grin faded away, replaced by a more serious expression. “It’s nothing…”
“Oh, come on Momota-chan!” Ouma huffed, “If I can be honest then so can you!”
“Fine!” Momota took a moment to collect himself before continuing, “...I had a bad dream. No big deal. It’s nothing that the great Kaito Momota can’t handle!”
“Are you sure about that?” Ouma snickered. Maybe he could taunt Momota just a tiny bit, especially after they talked about their feelings.
“What is that supposed to mean? Of course I am!” Momota objected, “Wait… Is that why you were here too? Because you had a bad dream?”
Ouma fell silent, Momta’s line of questioning having struck uncomfortably close to the truth. Thankfully, their conversation was interrupted by a nurse entering the dining hall.
“Ah, there you two are!” She smiled warmly at the two, a gesture that came off as more superficial than anything. “I’ve gathered everyone else in the common room for a meeting, so please make your way there as soon as possible!”
“Huh? They aren’t sleeping?” Momota questioned.
“They’ve been woken up and brought to the common room by the other staff members. Everyone is waiting, so please hurry!” she replied, exiting the dining hall.
Ouma and Momota shared a worried look before complying, following the nurse to the common room.
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Sure enough, everyone was there, just as the nurse had said. Using the large crowd of people to his advantage, Ouma slipped away from Momota, not wanting to get dragged into a conversation with his other “sidekicks”. He made his way to the corner on the opposite side of the room, subtly shielding himself behind Amami.
“Is everyone here?” one of the staff members inquired, causing the various chatter of the room to subside. “Good. I’ll make this quick then, since I know you must all be tired.”
Ouma observed the others in the room, which seemed to verify the woman’s statement. Yumeno was clinging to Chabashira, rubbing her eyes wearily, while even the shining bright Akamatsu seemed sleepy, yawning not so discreetly.
“I’m sure you’re all getting sick of being cooped up in this hospital, no?” the woman asked.
A group of murmurs emerged from the group, agreeing with her statement.
“Well then, I have good news for you!” She turned to another staff member, prompting them to hand her a stack of papers, which she held up. “These are discharge forms that will allow you to be released from the hospital! I ask all of you to fill these out no later than next week with your preferred housing arrangements so that you can be discharged from this building!”
The group of participants shared a skeptical look, even those who did not particularly get along with one another.
“Now for the details!” The lady cleared her throat, preparing to list out the particular guidelines of this procedure. “The apartments will, of course, be separated by gender, so keep that in mind! All of your living expenses will be paid for by Team Danganronpa, but we encourage you to seek out jobs to get back into the swing of life! And finally, although you will no longer be residing here, it is still required of you to see a personal therapist to help you develop healthy coping mechanisms. Thank you for understanding! You can grab a form on the way out!” The woman concluded her list of rules and guidelines, making her way to the door to hand out forms.
Ouma wasn’t too surprised at this development. He had expected them to be kicked out of the hospital in a matter of time, just not so soon. Amidst his mild surprisement, he noticed Momota talked eagerly to Saihara, most likely discussing their plans to move in together. Before either of them could notice he was staring, Ouma slipped out of the room, grabbing a form and quickly heading to his room.
He placed the hospital discharge form on his nightstand, not even bothering to look at it. Making himself comfortable beneath the covers of his bed, he contemplated the inevitable: figuring out who he should room with.
Naturally, none of the other boys would want to live with him, making things just that difficult. He would likely get stuck with someone who wouldn’t want him, which would make him miserable. Honestly, there isn’t anyone that wouldn’t be a nightmare to live with.
Gokuhara and Shinguji were definitely not options, for obvious reasons. In the middle were Kiibo and Hoshi, who would probably be a bit awkward to live with but not unbearable. At the top of the list were Amami and, as much as he hated to admit it, Momota. Amami seemed pretty chill and would likely be able to deal with Ouma’s antics, and Momota seemed to have at least somewhat of an understanding about Ouma, knowing enough about him to leave him alone when necessary.
And finally, there was Saihara. Standing way above all the other boys, Ouma would be absolutely elated to live with Saihara. Though he wasn’t sure that the other boy felt the same, he at least knew that Saihara could tolerate him the best out of all of them. But it was a dream way too far out of his reach, as he had probably already decided to live with Momota.
Ouma rolled over in bed, trying to get comfortable. His current train of thought wasn’t exactly pleasant, so he decided to smother it by entering the world of sleep. Though the chances were high that he would have another nightmare, he was so tired of this debacle and generally exhausted that he let sleep claim him anyway, falling deeper and deeper into unconsciousness.
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edwardslostalchemy · 4 years
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ohh for the character list thing, can u do todoroki, iida, and/or uraraka?? - c
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You both know me inside and out ahhhh
@alartes-draws @midoriyaizukustan
This is under a read more bc it’s so long alfajfalk
Shouto
favorite thing about them
GOD he’s my absolute favorite so like everything is my favorite thing about him. But my #1 thing that I absolutely adore is that he is very willing and open to grow and to like accept criticism. I know for a fact I don’t like receiving criticism. But him? Izuku has yelled at him to like basically get him to see that he had to make the fire quirk he had his own rather than associate it with his father. That’s TOUGH to do. That’s YEARS of self-hatred and abuse and repressing his power and just looking at it as a way to see his father. But he took Izuku’s words to heart, that he could do with his fire quirk what he wanted because it was his. And he grew so much because he accepted his words. I would have been like “You don’t know me! You don’t know what I’ve gone through! You have no right to tell me that!” But not Shouto. Shouto has taken other types of criticism from Aizawa as well, telling him he depends on his quirk and that’s why he went after him first during his final exam. And then he was able to realize “Huh, I really should have given Momo a chance to tell me her plan, she had something to say.” And then he has her tell him her plan. And then during Kamino, (yes, Tenya got on his case, but he was like “we aren’t gonna fight, we’re gonna sneak around, my dude”) when they were against the wall and Izuku is like “I have a plan!!!” He’s like “TELL US YOUR PLAN”. Like he is not the only one who gets to take charge and share his plans. Also when in*sa was being very passive aggressive towards him, Shouto went up to him and asked if he’d’ done something to him and when he told him about their past, Shouto was like ah fuck I fucked up, but I liked that he was willing to confront this very large guy to resolve this issue. He is like very accepting and open to new ideas and he makes mistakes and still goes off on his own (provisional license exam where you at), but he is still able to take these like criticisms and examples and learn from them. He’s a great character and his growth has been so progressive and amazing and I am so thankful to Horikoshi for this character holy shit. 
least favorite thing about them
I hate that he calls k*tsuki his friend despite k*tsuki being a God awful character. Shouto, sweetie, you deserve better friends. k*tsuki has been compared to endeav*r, your abusive father. Please please, you have the whole izucrew and class 1A (except m*neta) right there. You can have Momo and Izuku and Tenya and Ochako and Eijirou as your bffs. Please honey, please, I’m begging you. Please stop calling him your friend. He is not a friend, he is bitch ass gremlin. 
favorite line
[softly] “Midoriya”
brOTP
OOF I love him with Momo (rich kids bitching about shit), OCHAKO (brother/sister dynamic where they bicker and talk in code, thank you Redd and C), Tenya (such a wholesome friendship), Izuku (they would be super close best friends come on), and of course him with Fuyumi and Natsuo having a nice sibling relationship with a hilarious group chat to boot (have you read make this feel like home by carolinaa? If you haven’t, go read it, it’s so good and the group chat they have, that is what I’m talking about, that’s the good stuff.) I like him with class 1A in general (except k*tsuki and m*neta ew gross). 
OTP
TodoDeku!!!! This has got to be my favorite ship I’ve had thus far in my fandom experience. Like I’ve had OTPs where I’m absolutely wild for them (fr//–//uk, haru//–//michi, ever//–//lark, ed//–//win) and I’ve given my 110% like I am giving this ship, but like….this ship……..is so damn SOFT. And it gives me the warm fuzzies and it makes me so incredibly stupidly happy and I want them to be happy and they’re just so precious WOW. 
nOTP
Mmmm every other ship BUT SPECIFICALLY todoyikes (aka todonono aka todo//–//momo), todo//–//baku, ina//–//todo. These three ships really give me the Stroke^TM feeling like I need a squeeze toy and happy messages when I come across them. Big No Nos. Never mention them to me unless you want to hate on them with me. I would say every other todo ship is my notp, but I can tolerate them, like I’ve seen ships like iida//–//todo and shou//–//chako (went into the tag bc I’m not a fucking coward *five minutes later* haha lmfao never mind), and they’re okay. 
random headcanon
I have so many, but one of my favorites is that as a pro hero, he has so much Dad^TM energy and adopts all of his interns and treats them so kindly. He is supportive of their education and growth and basically just wants to see them succeed in life. He loves his interns. they’re all his children. 
Another random headcanon is that Shouto has a beautiful singing voice and he got it from his mother. He sings when he feels particularly sad or when he wants to cheer up (himself and his friends and siblings), and he also writes lyrics at times. He is also good at playing guitar, but is shy about expressing these talents, until the izucrew catches him singing in the kitchen while he was cooking one time. 
unpopular opinion
I like that he’s oblivious, but also I believe that once he gets older, he is not as dense anymore and learns to pick up on social cues. BUT he likes to pretend to be dense and fuck with people. 
song i associate with them
I listen to the OST more often than not and I really like Nevertheless, Go Beyond. That song comes out when he arrives at the battle vs. HKS. It gets me hyped. As for a song with lyrics, I like the song Weak by AJR. It’s really good. There’s an AMV that I’m just like bruh…yes. 
favorite picture of them
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Tenya
favorite thing about them
HE’S SO EARNEST AND REALLY INTO THINGS LIKE HE GETS ME TO DO THINGS. HE’S ALSO REALLY PROPER??? I LOVE THIS SQUARE BOY. Also his dedication to everything he does, absolutely everything he has ever done has had so much enthusiasm, he’s so passionate. Also him standing up for the girls when m*neta wants to harass them. We stan an icon. 
least favorite thing about them
I don’t like that he punched Izuku in that one episode when k*tsuki gets kidnapped and the kids are like “We’re gonna go save him yeet”. I understand where he was coming from, but I still didn’t like that. 
favorite line
[To Izuku, holding him back from leaping into danger against AFO] “I will…protect you!”
brOTP
Izuku, Shouto, Momo, Ochako, Aoyama, everyone in class 1A can be in a bromance with him (except k*tsuki and m*neta bc he deserves better). 
OTP
Iichako! I love love love them so much. He really cares about her!!! And she really cares about him!!!! I also like him with Momo!!! And Mei!!! And Aoyama!!! 
nOTP
With Izuku and Shouto. I just cannot. I think he sees them as brothers more than anything. 
random headcanon
He helps his classmates train to improve on their speed and he gives them tips as well as stretching exercises and routines since he knows what to do with speed. 
Also when he’s a pro hero, he owns an agency with his brother and they are both the bosses and he takes care of a lot of administrative things, so he may not get to do a lot of hero work like the heroes that work for them, but he does get to go out into the field often and trains interns. 
unpopular opinion
Tenya with long hair and an undercut is good. Give it a chance. 
song i associate with them
Runnin’ by Adam Lambert is a great song!!!
favorite picture of them
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Look at how precious he is!
Ochako
favorite thing about them
I like that she is figuring out how to be her own kind of hero. She also is into self-improvement and I admire that she went to intern under someone like Gun Head to learn hand-to-hand combat! That’s really rad! She’s here to kick all of our asses!
least favorite thing about them
I hate how everyone tells her she has a crush on Izuku instead of her figuring it out on her own without prompting. Like please let her have her character arc without it including her feelings for a guy. Let her have her character development. Let her shine without this coming up for God’s sake. She is such an amazing character and I love her so much. Please I am begging. She deserves her own background and history. I don’t want it to focus on just her feelings. That’s just ugh. it leaves such a bad taste in my mouth, it’s really personal. 
favorite line
I can’t remember the lines exactly, but when she’s talking to her dad, that scene really hits me in the heart. That entire conversation, I really felt that. Thanks for the feels, Horikoshi.
brOTP
MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE IS SHOUTO AND HER AND I THINK WE ALL KNOW THIS, BUT LET ME JUST SCREAM ABOUT IT FOR A LITTLE MORE. I LOVE THESE TWO SO MUCH WHAT THE FUCK. THEY HAVE THAT DYNAMIC I DESCRIBED ON MY SHOUTO BROTPS AND LIKE JUST PICTURE THEM HAVING REALLY FUNNY, AGGRESSIVELY FRIENDLY CONVERSATIONS, PLEASE OPEN YOUR 3RD EYE AND UNDERSTAND WHAT I’M SAYING HERE, THEY ARE A GOOD BROTP, THEY ARE BFFS, THEY WOULD LEGIT TAKE A HIT FOR EACH OTHER. I’M ASCENDING I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. 
I also love her with Izuku, Tenya, Eijirou, Tsu, Momo, the rest of the girls, Mei, Aoyama, Tokoyami, pretty much everyone except those two characters I keep mentioning that I don’t like. 
OTP
Iichako! But I also like her with Tsu and Momo. 
nOTP
Izu//–//Ocha (I have talked about this on my blog and it rings a personal chord with me so I cannot bring myself to like it, plus it feels so forced and I just can’t get into it and I don’t care for it), k*c//–//chako (just no, she deserves so much better than that)
random headcanon
She becomes the combat specialist for the agency she works for in the future. She is very skilled in hand-to-hand combat and trains the heroes and sidekicks. Nobody can beat her. She is the best fighter in the agency. RIP villains and anyone that takes her on. She can even beat Izuku, Shouto, and Tenya, who are arguably super strong and big burly men. She is not smol though. When she’s a pro, she’s ripped, she’s muscular and very agile and quick. Beware of her. Once she enters a fight, she comes out victorious. She will come for your kneecaps. 
unpopular opinion
Ochako is fucking feral. Did you see her fight k*tsuki??? She really came for his throat. She should have won. But Horikoshi is a fucking coward. What a shame. 
song i associate with them
I like Fight Song by Rachel Platten for her. 
favorite picture of them
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A PRECIOUS BABY
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I found a totally legal way to watch The Mandalorian!!!  Gonna do one of my first live-blogs of it, here’s Chapter One! (tag is “liveblogging the mando show” if y’all wanna block it)
Ooooo I really like the helmet flashing new logo (tho still curse you Disney)
OOOOOH THERE’S BEEPING THERE HE IS HE’S HOLDING A BEEPER I CAN’T HANDLE THIS
Ew gross don’t molest the guy you’re beating up my dudes
EW GROSS LEAVE HIM ALONE
Yayyyy Mando Man’s here!  He gonna help this dude or?
Wait how’s he supposed to drink through his fancy mask
I love how they’re going back to Huttese omg the nostalgia
YUS BOI GET EM GET EM GOOD
Aaaaaand back to business as usual typical bars
This guy’s gonna get captured too lol I know it
Ahaha I knew it
Welp at least Mando Man’s gonna be probs a bit nicer about it
OOOOOHHHHHHHH I FREAKIN LOVE THE TITLE MUSIC
Wait did we even know what planet this was?
So he doesn’t like droids or they’re easily tracked or????
Can’t be the opening of a Star WArs movie without a trashy old Uber driver of some sorts
Also cannot be proper Star Wars without someone calling another person’s ship garbage ahah I love this
Oh dinosaur monster walrus worm cool
Ya know this guy is surprisingly nonchalant about being taken in for a bounty
Shock staff or bug zapper?  A two in one deal!!!
Oh NOW you like his ship
Pfft I know like exactly zilch about ships, I’m not one of those SW nerds, can someone tell me if Razor Crests or anything are supposed to be important or not?
Vac Tube?  Huh, I thought “fresher” was the word for “space potty”.  Guess there’s more than one lol
Ooooo weapons
C’mon this guy really thinks he’s getting out?  Pfff
Oh so Life Day is canonically a galactic holiday then, not just another word for “birthday”.  I mean I kinda knew cuz they use “birthday” for Ezra in Rebels but this confirms Life Day too
Ooooo new planet!  I wish they told us the names like Rogue One did
Aaaaaand yet another bar
OMG RECOGNIZABLE LUCAS ALIENS THANK YOU FAVREAU I’M GONNA CRY THANK YOU
*Pokemon theme* Catch em’ alll
heck yea boi stick it to the Empire
Omg I’m hopeless Pedro Pascal has such a nice voic aaaaaaaa.
“I’ll take them all” Cocky bastard
his VOICEEEEEEE AAAAAA.  
I’m already intrigued, but I really want to see more of his character behind just “cool armor fighter mask man mystery”.
Ik ik I’m being impatient this is only the first ep but still
Also his cloak game is On Point and I love it
HEY IT’S SOME OF THOSE TRASH CAN DROIDS I LOVE THOSE
*Obi Wan voice* Hello there stormtroopers xD
Hmm so who’s the doctor?
That metal old dude’s wearing, it’s not Rebel Alliance, is it Empire?  It makes sense if he’s hanging out with Stormtroopers
Wait shoot Old Dude could be another Mando, if he’s got beskar and all
BAHAHA ROASTED MONKEY LIZARD AND THEY’RE TRAUMATIZING THE LIVE ONE XD ANAKIN WOULD BE PLEASED HE HATES THOSE THINGS.  SO WOULD POE HAHA
I’m adoring the Western-style soundtrack
Oooo more Mandos
And color me wrong but that curvy fleur-de-lis thingy on the wall is the Mandalore symbol right?  I forget, don’t kill me
Head of his guild here I guess?
What is the Purge?  Ooo so he doesn’t have legit beskar armor cuz it’s rare, so he’s trying to build a 
new suit?
I like the design of the armorer’s mask
What’s a Foundling???
Ohhh his traumatic backstory I guess?
Bahaha I just thought he’s got the same tragic backstory as Kung Fu Panda pffffttttt
I Love The MUSIC
Another planet, this one sandy.  Tatooine?  The rocks look right and I know the show was going there 
Aight this looks right Imma say this is Tatooine for now, the planet likes to pop up in people’s scanners Tusken-style and attack you like Space Australia does
I recognize this alien guy’s (Ugnaught? Gah I can never keep species names straight ik I’m horrible) voice from somewhere
Vaporizers, another point towards Tatooine
Oooo sassy “idk if I want your help”
Omg bluurgs, those were on Rebels!!!
Bahaha animal taming time!  I’m glad they’re keeping some Star Wars Humor in here, it wouldn’t feel quite right if it was too serious
*How To Train Your Dragon theme plays*
The CGI my dudes!!!!!!!
At least Mando Man is polite
“I have spoken” That’s gonna be my new answer for whenever I don’t know anything and someone calls me on my BS
Weequays!!!!!!!
Oop now they dead
Guess someone’s got competition
He just doesn’t like droids then :(
Wait what can a droid do with credits?
I guess every SW protag needs a trusy droid sidekick lol
Bahaha “do not self destruct” me @ me
I love him he’s got that “done with everything” attitude
Wheeeeeeee spinny gun!!!!!!
Yay they’re friendly!
Aw he’s nice for a bounty hunter!
Omg old-timey door sparky explosions THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
Another trash can lol
Omg they put the freaking Baby Yoda in the trash can pfffttt it’s a literal trash baby gremlin
Awwww he likes children!!!
Ok good he protected the baby over the droid
THAT LITTLE FINGER
AND FILONI DIRECTED IT OF COURSE HE DID
AAAAAAAAAA
STILL REALLY LOVING THE WESTERN-STYLE MUSIC
I can’t watch the next one quite yet cuz busy, but omg omg omg omg I really liked this!  I know Filoni and Favreau know probably the most about canon Mandalore between the two of them (Favreau played Pre Viszla on TCW) so I totally trust them to do this well.  I’m liking Mando Man! (I shall call him Mando Man until they give him a real name and No One Can Stop Me)  I haven’t learned much about him yet, but so far I see that he’s a dedicated hunter and kinda a crankypants, but he cares about children!  He has a moral compass!  I’ll stan for now!!!!
I’m really really happy they brought the old Star Wars aliens back into this, I haven’t seen any live-action ones for so so long now ;_;  
I’m interested about the Great Purge, but I’ll go more into that on a separate post lol
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*In the middle of a pleasant night, Fred is reading out loud one of his favorite comics to Mini-Max, his little robot sidekick that Hiro and Cora built for him.*
Fred: *As Doctor Glove* 'Give it up Human Fist! The Ring of Wearing belongs to me!' *As Human Fist* Over my dead phalanges, Doctor Glove!'
Mini-Max: Is Doctor Glove also, just a hand?
Fred: You see, Fist is the left, Glove is the right. They were brothers until-
*Just then, he hears his mother on the voice-com.*
Mother Frederickson: Frederick? Are you dressed for dinner? We have a very important guest tonight. Orso Knox!
Fred: *Sigh* Yeah Mom! Just...pressing my cumberbund!
Mini-Max: What is a cumberbund?
Fred: Literally, no one knows.
*Soon Fred resumes reading the story to Mini-Max.*
Fred: *As Doctor Glove* 'Then it has come to this! Your doom will fit you- Like a glove!
*Just as Fred turns the page to show the word of Kaboom, a literal explosion happens that shook the room to its core.*
Fred: Mini-Max did you hear that too?!
Mini-Max: Yes! The sound of mischief!
*Suddenly, a wall from Fred's room bursts open to reveal itself to be a large, spiked fur-covered monster. The monster bared its teeth as it growled at Fred and Mini-Max While Fred is sitting in shock over a literal monster in his room, Mini-Max jumps into action.*
Mini-Max: Mini-Maximum Justice!
*But the monster holds out its claws and catches Mini-Max and than sends him flying out through the large hole in the wall it created to enter with one toss as Mini-Max screams. The monster turns just in time to face Fred, who throws a bean bag to whack the monster, but the creature catches it with its mouth and rips it to shreds. Fred dodges out of the way as the monster charges over to a portrait of his father in his super-alter ego, Boss Awesome.*
Fred: Wait no! That's my Dad!
*The monster throws half of the portrait to Fred, now focusing on him. Fred crawls backward to avoid the jaws of the beast.*
Fred: Hey, maybe we got off on the wrong foot! I'm Fred, You're a big scary monster- We're not so different here-
Monster: *Roars loudly!*
Fred: Never Mind! Different! Very Different! I see that now! I was mistaken!
*Just as the monster's existence wasn't already a shock, it did something astounding...it spoke.*
Monster: What's past is prologue.
*Then the monster jumps over Fred and runs off as it roars through the night, escaping before anything could be done. Just then, Fred's Mother comes in to check on him only to see the damage the monster left behind.*
Mother Fredrickson: You're not even dressed.
*The gang are immediately called by Fred after he explains what had happened. As of now, the gang and Heathcliff are cleaning the destruction of Fred's Room while his mother calls the person they were going to have dinner with tonight.*
Mother Frederickson: If you can catch Mr. Knox before he leaves, do tell him dinner is cancelled. Yes, there was a..monster attack. I know I know, mortifying-
*Baymax brings over Mini-Max to his charging station, looking worse for wear.*
Baymax: Mini-max has sustained significant damage.
Fred: Little bud, it's gonna be Mini-Maximum-okay.
*Hiro and Cora walk over to Fred.*
Hiro: So what'd it look like?
Fred: Okay, so imagine if you put a whale, and a dinosaur, and some hair into a blender, than poured that into a human-shaped ice tray, and froze it, and let it thaw just a little.
Gogo: Wow, really?
Cora: Maybe after Hiro and I repair Mini-Max, he can show us through his recorder.
*Just then Mini-Max speaks*
Mini-Max: I can provide visual conformation right now.
*Mini-Max's eyes light up to show a hologram of the monster that attacked them earlier.*
Gogo: Huh... That actually looks like Fred's description.
*Hiro picks up the slobbered, broken portrait of Boss Awesome and shows it to Baymax.*
Hiro: Baymax?
Baymax: I will swab for DNA traces.
*Baymax activates his finger to scan through the DNA to find out more on the monster.*
Fred: He must've been an old enemy of my Dad's. He said "What's past is prologue'. Which sure sounds like something a monster out for revenge would say.
*Gogo shuts his mouth.*
Gogo: Monster? Seriously?
Cora: Gogo, we fight Globby every other Tuesday. And you're questioning this?
Gogo:...Touche.
Hiro: And it did eat his portrait.
Baymax: The DNA does not match any known species.
Fred: Real... life... monster... Coolest Dad Ever!
*The next day at school, the rest of the gang look over the files of Boss Awesome's enemies...A whole mountain ton.*
Hiro: Wow your Dad had a lot of enemies.
Cora: It was nice of Commander Carter to give us these files though... *Mutters* Even if it is a heck of a lot of info to go through...
Fred: *Sigh* But I can't figure which one of my Dad's old nemesis is-*Tries to find the right pronunciation*...Nemesisis? Nemesy? What is-how do you do that? *Keeps trying to find the right pronunciation*
Cora: *Decides to give him a hand* How about 'enemies' for now Fred? It's a lot easier to pronounce properly.
*Just then, Honey Lemon found a particular file.*
Honey Lemon: Oh! This guy's called 'The Monster'!
Fred: No, he was more of a social monster. Talked during movies, clipped his toenails in public transportation, gross stuff like that.
Honey Lemon: Ew...
*Just then, Wasabi and Gogo arrive.*
Wasabi: Uh guys? We just saw Grandville heading this way and she looks...
Gogo: Very Un-Grandville.
Cora and Hiro: Meaning?
*Just then, Grandville appears with a really wide smile on her face.*
Hiro: Oh...
Cora: *Whispers to Hiro* Hiro...I'm scared...
Grandville: Straighten up the lab, there's a visitor coming!...*Resuming to her usual straight-faced demeanor* You also might want to hide him somewhere.
*The person she's pointing at is Fred as he's still trying to find the plural word for nemesis.*
Honey Lemon: So who's the visitor?
Grandville: Liv Amara.
*When there isn't a response, Grandville repeats herself.*
Grandville: Liv Amara!
Gogo: Wait, 'Liv Amara' Liv Amara? Founder of Sycorax?
Grandville: Precisely!
Wasabi: Only like one of the word's Gogo just said meant anything to me...
Gogo: Liv Amara is 23 and runs her own BioTech Company. In other words, totally hardcore.
*Gogo is about to blow out her bubble gum only for Grandville to pop it out and remove it from her mouth.*
Grandville: Totally hardcore indeed, and she's donated funds for SFIT's new biotech building and an expansion on the Marine Hall. There's going to be a dedication ceremony later this week.
*Grandville sweeps all the files into Fred's arms.*
Fred: Oh so that's what the big tent outside is for... *Disappointed now* awww...
Honey Lemon: Oh you thought the circus was coming didn't you?
Fred: Yeah...
*Soon Grandville brushes out Hiro's messy hair as she lightly pinches Cora's cheeks for color.*
Grandville: Liv Amara has heard about Baymax and Cora's counter illumination project. She'd like to meet him and you two.
Wasabi: Ooh! Goals!
*Wasabi fist bumps Hiro and Cora.*
Grandville: *Hears a helicopter outside* There she is now! Look intelligent.
*Just as Grandville leaves the room, Karmi comes bursting through the room with a large smile on her face.*
Karmi: *Excitingly talking fast* IsawLivAmara'shelicopterlandandIhadtocometomeethersheismyheroIloveherisshehere?!
*The rest of the gang are silent over Karmi's...enthusiasm..which is a surprise when Baymax spoke.*
Baymax: You should breath now.
Hiro: *Slightly bragging* Karmi.. she's here to see me and Cora.
Karmi: *Gets in Hiro and Cora's faces with a big smile on her face* Than she'll be very pleasantly surprised by me!
Cora: *Sighs on annoyance* Karmi, as much as you being excited is understandable, please just go. Your smile is slightly freaking me.
*Just then Grandville appears with a young blonde woman with brown eyes.*
Grandville: Students, meet Miss Amara.
Liv: Come on Grace, you can call me Liv.
Wasabi and Honey Lemon: Grace?
Grandville: Liv, this is Hiro Hamada.
Liv: *Jokingly* Which means this little guy is Baymax.
*Baymax blinks.*
Baymax: I am relatively large in stature.
*Liv presses her face into Baymax's belly to see the robotic skeleton.*
Liv: So...tell me about him.
Hiro: Um, Hyper spectral cameras. Carbon Fiber skeleton.
Liv: I can see that, I mean what led you to create him.
Hiro: Oh-ohh.. I-I actually didn't.. but my brother did.
Liv: *Suddenly becomes dismissive* Oh, well. Great to meet you.
Hiro: B-but the upgrades are all me! And I've invested-
Karmi: Excuse me, Miss Amara? I'm Karmi. Let me introduce you to the Extra Dermal Nano Receptor. Tiny, painless, no needles.
Liv: And Ion-Topher-Etic Delivery system? And it works?
Karmi: Yup! I've run three rounds of trials, the last trial was really promising.
Liv: Huh...
*That's when Liv turns to Cora, who is just standing still while seemingly eyeing the older woman...and feeling slightly put off toward her dismissive attitude towards Hiro after learning that he didn't actually create Baymax.*
Liv: And you must be Cora Mizichio, nice to meet you.
Cora: *Shakes out of her inner thoughts* Uhh...yeah... Nice to meet you too...umm...
Liv: I heard you made a Counter-Illumination Fabric?
Cora: Umm..yes. Here, let me show you.
*Cora grabs the box she brought over to show the fabric.*
Cora: It works like this.
*Cora puts the fabric over her tank top and stands nearby a source of light. The brighter shades of light reflected the fabric beautifully.*
Liv: Quiet impressive. Hey, why don't you and Karmi come join me to see the new biotech building and the new extension on the Marine Hall?
Cora: Oh... Okay... Can Hiro come too?
Liv: I think it be best if it's just the three of us for now.
*This slightly raises more suspicion in the pit of Cora's stomach, but she didn't object just in case she said something to upset the self-made billionaire. With that, Cora and Karmi walk beside her as the blue-haired teen turns her head to look at Hiro. She gives a small, sad smile at him as a way of saying sorry.*
Hiro: Professor Grandville, you said she was here to see both me and Cora.
Grandville: She was Mr. Hamada. But Karmi wowed her along with Miss Mizichio.
Hiro: Karmi basically invented a sticker.
Grandville: Green isn't a good color on you Mr. Hamada.
*Grandville leaves the room to join the three females.*
Baymax: Hiro is not wearing green.
Gogo: She means he's jealous of Karmi.
*As of while, Fred tries on the sticker Karmi made... which soon results in him collapsing as his body goes numb.*
Wasabi: Maybe she should've tried more tests runs..and get Fred to a doctor...he's out cold.
Fred: *Strained through his teeth* I think...my brain... is freezing..!
*Meanwhile at Krei Tech, Alistair Krei is looking over files on his computer.*
Krei: Interesting...
*Which happened to be photos of himself... That's when he hears screaming.*
Krei: Excuse me! wWhat is going on out there?
*Just then, the door bursts open which leads to Krei ducking behind his desk.*
Krei: Hello?
*The monster appears before him, the same one that attacked Fred and Mini-Max before.*
Krei: *Was not expecting to see a monster* Ahh... Did we have an appointment?
*The monster charges towards him only for some lasers to blast him.*
Krei: Haha! Buddy Guard!
*The Buddy Guards, now updated and improved, hover over to restrain the monster only for it to chomp down on one of the guards and throw the other one out the window.*
Lois Carter: Yes, Mr. Krei?
*Krei pulls the phone off his desk to call for help.*
Krei: Ah-oh.. Call Big Hero 7...Now!
*The monster lifts the desk over and sees Krei.*
Monster: This thing of darkness, I acknowledge mine! *Roar*
Krei: *Now officially scared out of his mind* AAAAAHHHH! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
*Honey Lemon, Gogo and Fred arrived at Krei's office as the entrepreneur retells what had happened to him as Lois Carter hands him a cup of tea.*
Krei: This creature just bursts in here, said something weird and left! I was barely able to fight it off- Oh this tea is hot.
Lois Carter: Oh he hid behind a file cabinet until it left.
*Krei looks at Lois with heated eyes.*
Lois Carter: Bravely...
Honey Lemon: What did it look like?
Krei: It was like if you put a whale, and a dinosaur and some hair into a blender, than pour that into a human-shaped ice tray and froze it and let it thaw... a little.
Fred: Told you! That's the monster!
Gogo: What weird thing did it say?
Krei: 'This thing of darkness, I acknowledge mine', Something like that. There was a lot of grunts in there. *Sniffs* What smells like Shrimp Scampi?
*That's when Honey Lemon and Gogo take a whiff of the air. That's when Fred reveals that he is wearing a necklace made of garlic.*
Fred: Oh I'm a monster hunter now. So I came prepared.
Honey Lemon: Freddy? You know Garlic is for vampires right?
Fred:... Yes.
*That's when Fred takes a bite of one of the cloves.*
Fred: This is- Just- A snack *Gack*
Gogo: *To Krei* Go back a second. What were you doing when this freak attacked?
Krei: Nothing. I was finally supposed to be meeting with an investor, Orso Knox.
Honey Lemon: Orso Knox?
Lois Carter: One of the richest men in San Fransokyo. Trust Fund baby.
Fred: Wait, Orso Knox? That's the guy my mom had to cancel on the night the monster attack.
Krei: I've been courting him for years and then suddenly Liv Amara shows up and he wants to invest with her impressive new company and her shiny shiny hair. *Pouts*
Lois Carter: He's a little jealous.
Krei: What? My hair shines.
*Back at SFIT, Hiro and Cora are doing their separate things. Cora is smiling awkwardly at Liv and to a lesser extent, Karmi.*
Cora: So...Miss Amara?
Liv: It's Liv, and what is it?
Cora: Do you mind if I call someone for a quick bit?
Liv: I don't see why not.
Cora: Thanks.
Meanwhile, Hiro is in his lab working when Baymax waddles in. That's when Baymax notices that Hiro has a vial.*
Baymax: This is not a robotics project.
Hiro: No it's biotech. I have to come up with something better than Karmi's dermal-nano-sticker-thing and I think this will do the trick.
*Just then Hiro's phone rings, showing a picture of Cora and her ringtone playing. He puts the biotech project aside and answers it.*
Hiro: Cora?
Cora: *Tries(and fails) to sound like she's enjoying herself(but really isn't)* Hey Hiro... So...Liv and... Karmi... are okay... Been talking a lot about biotech and such... and wow.. Liv Amara sure is..something…
Hiro: Uhh..don't take this the wrong way babe...but, you don't really sound all that happy...
Cora: *Sighs dejectedly* To be honest with you, I'm not. I just wish you were here...Also...I saw your face earlier when Liv just dismissed you like that after you told her you weren't the one who built Baymax. I didn't think that was cool of her at all, just about downright rude if you ask me. And you're also feeling jealous about Karmi's invention getting the spotlight instead of you. Am I right or wrong?
Hiro: *Tries(and also fails) to sound convincing that he is not jealous* What? No *Forced chuckle* That-that's crazy...
Baymax: Judging from your forced grin and laughter, you are lying.
Cora: I know that Baymax. Anyway, so what if Karmi's invention got Liv's attention? You're still the smartest guy I know. And if Liv can't see that, than who cares what she thinks. And as I mentioned before, I didn't think it was cool or right of her to just brush you off when you mentioned that Tadashi made Baymax instead of you.
Hiro: That's...honestly something I didn't notice...till now... Hmmm.
Cora: Yeah... but that's beside the point. The point is, is that you are the most awesome Robotics Major out there and there's no changing that. You don't need to prove anything to someone who turns off at something small like that. You don't owe them anything!
*Hiro smiles at Cora's words.*
Hiro: Thanks babe. That honestly makes me feel better.
Baymax: His neuro-transmitters are elevated and I see signs of content in his face.
Cora: Thanks for the update Baymax. Anyway, I'll tell you everything afterwards K? Love you.
Hiro: Love you too.
*After he hangs up the phone, he looks at the biotech project and smirks at it. Baymax watches Hiro putting the biotech project in a box.*
Baymax: You are throwing away the biotech Project.
Hiro: Hey, she has a point. I'm good at robotics, not biotech. I don't need to show Liv Amara or Karmi that I was.. a little jealous. And sides, it's her loss not mine. Also I should probably focus more on the monster that attacked Fred.
*Meanwhile, Liv, Cora, and Karmi are walking towards the dining hall while talking.*
Liv: Let's say you two can only pick one subject to study forever, what would it be?
Karmi: Uh.. Organic Chemistry. Wait no! Pathogen and Bacteria!
Liv: Same!
*Liv and Karmi high five each other as Cora silently drinks her water.*
Liv: *Turns to Cora* What about you?
Cora: Marine Bio.
Liv: You sound certain.
Cora: My grandmother told stories about the ocean all the time when I was younger. And she would take me to the beach to look for things like red seaweed and mussels.
Liv: Is that so? That must've been exciting.
*Karmi eyes at Cora for a bit as she records the conversation, with Liv's permission, for her video diary.*
Karmi: So... Whatcha do with the red seaweed and mussels?
Cora: Study them over...*Takes another sip of her water before adding* And then we brought them home to eat them.
Liv: *Not expecting that answer and becomes slightly grossed out* You... ate the red seaweeds and mussels?
Cora: Believe it or not, red seaweed actually goes well with Miso Soup.
*Liv blinks as she gives a slight strained smile at the odd, blue haired girl.*
Karmi: *Also looks grossed out* You mean to tell me that you actually eat seaweed and mussels right out of the ocean... that is the most-
*Just as Karmi was about to spit out a slight insult towards Cora, she catches herself since Liv is front of them.*
Karmi: *Forces out a stained smile with a positive comment* -fascinating diet I've ever heard of! I bet it must've been really delicious when you got home!
Cora: *Sighs uninterested* Yeah...
*When they finally arrived at the dining hall, they find Cora's Grandmother holding a large bento box, who just turns her head to see the three.*
Cora: *Smiles happily* Grandmama!
Kaguya: *Smiles back to her granddaughter* Hello Cora.
*Cora goes over and hugs her as Kaguya notices the two other girls, both of whom she doesn't know, which Cora notices.*
Cora: Oh! Umm, Grandmama, this is Karmi and Miss Liv Amara.
*Kaguya's eyes widened a bit when she heard the first girl's name, but tilted her head at the woman's name. Regardless, she greets them.*
Kaguya: It is nice to meet your acquaintances. *To Cora* I'm surprised though granddaughter, I thought you were gonna have lunch with your friends today.
Cora: Yeah, I know. But there's been a slight change of plans...
Liv and Karmi: Lunch?
Kaguya: My granddaughter planned a shared meal with her friends and boyfriend to have together, *Gestures to the box she's carrying* This is what she made.
Liv: *Raises an eyebrow at this. Still remembering about what Cora told her about the red seaweed and mussels* You...can cook?
Cora: Yeah...Is something wrong?
Liv: N-no...it's just..huh..
*Cora helps her grandmother place the bento box on the table and opens it to reveal a vary of food that neither Liv or Karmi could believe; there was sushi nigiri topped with salmon and tuna, rice with seaweed, steak cooked with sesame seeds, and for dessert strawberries dipped in chocolate cut to shape like roses.*
Liv: *Very surprised* You..actually made all of this?
Kaguya: *Answering for Cora* Indeed she did. My granddaughter has had years of experience and practice. I suppose you two would enjoy this meal as much as her friends and Hiro Hamada would have.
Liv: *Catches on to what Kaguya just said* Wait...did you say Hiro Hamada?
Kaguya: Yes, I did... He's my granddaughter's boyfriend, a remarkable young man if I may say so myself. He's grown up quite a bit as of late and has proven himself to be a very bright and respectful young man...just as much as Tadashi was.
Liv: Tadashi?...
Kaguya: Why yes, his older brother. *Sigh sadly* Such a tragedy his loss was...and still is... But, his memory still lives on with Hiro along with this school, especially Tadashi Hamada Hall.
Liv: ...Tadashi Hamada Hall?...
*This is where Kaguya catches that Liv Amara is looking faintly...uncomfortable, almost as if she made a mistake. Karmi wasn't looking so so great either as this talk was starting to make her feel uncomfortable too as she stole a quick glance at Cora.*
Kaguya: Well yes, of course. After all, you are an important woman with connections Miss Amara...you should have known about Tadashi and his brother Hiro.
*Now both Liv and Karmi feel like they're squirming with much unease. Finally Kaguya sighs as she looks at Cora.*
Kaguya: I have to admit I am surprised that Hiro won't be dining with you, Cora. You two almost always eat together, especially since you always work this hard on making bento when it's for him.
Cora: *Rubs the back of her neck as she looks down* Ah...w-well you see, Grandmama... I..had actually asked Miss Amara here if Hiro could join us... But...well...
Liv: *Awkwardly cuts in* I-I had thought it would be better if it was just the three of us *Gesturing to herself, Karmi and Cora* I was not...aware that she already had planned on having a group lunch with her friends..or that she had..worked so hard on this bento for them..and her boyfriend...
Kaguya: *Narrows her eyes at the young woman* Hmm...I see. Well Miss Amara, in the future I do hope that you will consider that not everyone can revolve around you whenever you see fit. It would do you well to exercise more consideration for what the people around you might want. *To Cora* Cora dear, the next time there's been a change of plans, please try to remember to contact your father or I. Alright?
Cora: I'll try to remember that Grandmama.
*As Kaguya turns to walk towards the exit as Liv(who is slightly taken back at what Kuguya just said to her) sits down, she catches Karmi and whispers into her ear.*
Kaguya: My granddaughter talks about you quite a bit at home you know, a biotech student right?
Karmi: *Feeling slightly nervous under the older woman's hard gaze* Uh-um...Y-yeah?
Kaguya:*Leans in closer* It's almost ironic that such a student would select something just as venomous as your behavior towards my granddaughter and her boyfriend. You're very lucky she's willing to give you a chance to redeem yourself, despite your continuously vicious behavior towards them. If it had been up to me...I would have posted your behavior online without a second thought and ruin you...
*Now Karmi was shaking to the core with fear. Finally the old woman turns her attention to all three and gives a large(if not slightly fake) smile.*
Kaguya: I hope you three enjoy your meal!
*Cora smiles back and waves goodbye as the other two merely and awkwardly wave their hands. But they did start to calm down a little as they started eating the bento Cora made. And while it was as delicious as it looked...it didn't completely ease Liv and Karmi for their encounter with Kaguya.*
Liv: *Complimenting Cora culinary skills(while also trying to break the ice that had set in after meeting with Kaguya)* Wow Cora! This bento is absolutely delicious! It's probably one of the best things I've ever eaten!
Karmi: *Though she hated to admit it, the bento was delicious and probably one of the best things she's ever eaten too.* Yeah. That is actually pretty good.
Cora: *Starts blushing from the praise(even if half of it was from Karmi)* Well thanks. As my Grandmother said, I do have years of practice and experience to back it up. So I guess it would make sense that it all payed off.
Liv: Ah yes, your..Grandmother... She seems like a very...intense woman...
Karmi: *Muttering under her breath* Intense and downright scary..
Cora: Oh she is intense, and tough too. Even I get scared of her from time to time. She sometimes scares my dad just by looking at him too. But she was a single mother raising my mom all alone, so I guess she has to be. She became a lot more so when my mom died. But she's really sweet once you get to know her. And she was even an herbal medicine doctor before moving here to San Fransokyo.
Liv: An herbal medicine doctor?
Cora: Yeah, I have notes from her medicine book.
*She pulls out her notebook and shows a couple pages in which she wrote down.*
Cora: She clearly knew her stuff along with my mom. They used to experiment things like mixing apple cider vinegar with bee pollen, or making an antidote for yellow diamond back venom using marigold flowers and plantain leaves.
Liv: *Rising interest* Is that so?... Do you have your grandmother's book with you now?
Cora: Well, no. But I will ask about it later. She hasn't really talked it or any of her past at all since Mom died.
Liv: Oh!... I'm sorry for your loss.
Cora: It's fine. I never really knew her since she died when I was born, but Grandmama and Papa really do miss her.
*She pulls out her phone, almost hesitating showing them before she pulls out her picture. The same golden blonde haired, ocean blue eyed beauty that was her late mother smiled gently in the photo as Liv and Karmi stared. Liv hated to admit it... but Cora's mother was beautiful.*
Karmi:*Surprised at seeing how beautiful Cora's mother was and for once genuinely couldn't say anything mean or cruel towards her for it.* Wow Cora... Your mom was really pretty...
Liv: Your mother could have been an herbal doctor like your grandmother, but she didn't.. why?
Cora: Papa told me that she wanted to start a family and was content just helping Grandmama out.
*Cora didn't notice that Liv had a slight look of disgust and envy at her mother's photo but it was quickly wiped it away before they continued eating their lunch and talking about other stuff(mostly related to biotech).*
*After all that, Hiro, Baymax, Honey Lemon and Fred were now hanging out at the Lucky Cat Cafe talking over what happened.*
Honey Lemon: I'm glad you're feeling better after what happened at the lab Hiro!
Hiro: Cora talked me out of it to be honest. I was gonna show Liv something that, looking back, was basically just a thermometer...a fancy one...
Honey Lemon: Too bad Cora can't be here with us since she's still with Karmi and Liv Amara.
Fred: Yeah, and it's also too bad we couldn't have lunch together with her too! *Turns to Hiro* You did say she had planned on bringing a homemade bento lunch for all of us to share right?
Hiro: *Suddenly starting to feel down* Yeah...she had... I guess we're just gonna have to take a rain-check on that...
*Hiro's thoughts then drift now that he realizes that Cora isn't here with him and that she's with Karmi and Liv instead. And judging from what she told him and how she sounded, she wasn't exactly comfortable with them, though she hid it with (fake)smiles.*
Hiro: I hope she's at least having a decent time...
Honey Lemon: Sounds like you're a little sad...
Hiro: I'm okay, really. It's just that-
*That's when Hiro sniffs something in the air.*
Hiro: What's that smell?
*That's when he sees Fred eating cloves of garlic.*
Fred: Oh! I'm being rude! You want some? I definitely like it and this is not just pretending that I didn't know what garlic was for.
Hiro: *Slightly grossed out and decides to change the subject all around* Anyway...we should probably be tracking down this monster right now.
Fred: Yes! We're going to see Orso Knox this afternoon to see if there's some connection with the monster.
*When Fred continues to eat the cloves, Honey Lemon places a hand on his shoulder.*
Honey Lemon: You want a mint? Or some gum?
Fred: No. Why?
*Honey Lemon lightly gags at the stench of Fred's breath before she turns to Hiro. The teen boy sighs before he turns to his friends.*
Hiro: Alright, let's suite up!
*After they change into their battle armor, they go to Osor Knox's residence to talk to him.*
Hiro: *Knocks on the door* Mr. Knox?
*But when Hiro knocks on the door, it merely swings open.*
Fred: Weird...
*The rest of the gang slowly enter inside to try and find the man.*
Honey Lemon: Mr. Knox? The door was open may we come in?
*But when they open the door to his office, they find it completely trashed. The Four members of Big Hero 7 enter the room slowly, wary of their surroundings.*
Hiro: Whoa.. this office..
Fred: Is Wasabi's worst nightmare.
*When Hiro notices he stepped on a picture frame, he picks it up and inspects it for damage. That's when Honey Lemon sees a schedule and shows it to Hiro.*
Honey Lemon: He's not supposed to be out today.
Hiro: Office hours huh? *To Baymax* Baymax? Can you find Knox?
*Hiro holds out the picture of Knox to Baymax for him to scan.*
Baymax: Scanning biometric data.
*The wall than bursts open to reveal the monster that attacked Fred and Alistair Krei. The monster roars at the four.*
Fred: See! I told you he looked liked if you put a whale and a dinosaur and some hair, into blender-
*The monster grabs Fred and throws him across the room. Honey Lemon pulls out a chem ball as the monster charges straight towards them growling. The team dodged the attack and Honey Lemon throws the chem ball to restrain the creature with ice. But the monster breaks through the ice with ease as it draws closer to Honey Lemon, to which the tall blond dodges out of the way quickly and joins back with the group.*
Fred: I've got this! Away with thee monster!
*Fred pulls out a wooden stake and a necklace of garlic to scare away the creature...until it chomped on the garlic.*
Fred: What?-
*The monster then proceeds to throw Fred across the room again and landing with a large thud.*
Fred: Again?!
*That is when Hiro sees the monster go towards Knox's schedule.*
Hiro: Knox's schedule!
*Hearing Hiro speak, the creature soon turns its sights on him. Hiro runs forward and slides underneath him to grab the schedule but is grabbed mid-slide and picked up by the claws of the beast. Hiro immediately starts throwing punches into its face which annoys the beast as it roars in the teen's face. *
Honey Lemon: Hiro!
Monster: All the devils are here!
Honey Lemon: Baymax! Overdrive-Mode quick!
Baymax: Overdrive-Mode engaged.
*Soon Baymax turns to his Overdrive-Mode, transforming once again into a weapon of awesomeness.*
Omega Danger Overdrive: Overdrive-Mode.
*The sight of such a large and powerful warrior makes the creature drop Hiro as it scurries away. Afterwards Baymax returns to his original awesome form..but now on low battery.*
Baymax: *Drunkenly* I sCared ThE BleNDeR WhALe!
Hiro: Thanks Baymax.
Baymax: nO pROBlem pAL!
*Baymax than collapses due to his low battery. Just then, Fred regains consciousness.*
Fred: *Groaning* So... the garlic isn't as effective as one would have hope.
*After that, they all head to Fred's house to charge up Baymax and discuss about the monster.*
Hiro: 'All the devils are here'..what?!
Fred: He's so dramatic, it's like dude: start a blog!
*Honey Lemon is looking over any significance of the words when she finally found a match.*
Honey Lemon: "All the devils are here'.. All the devils are here! The Tempest!
Hiro: The what?
Honey Lemon: The Shakespeare Play?! "All the devils are here', 'This thing of darkness I acknowledge mine', 'What's past is prologue'?! They're quotes from The Tempest!
Hiro: So the monster's a Shakespeare fan?
Honey Lemon: No, but Orso Knox was. I think-
*Just then, Baymax recovers and is back to full battery.*
Honey Lemon and Baymax: The Monster is Orso Knox!
Fred: You know now one of you owes the other a soda?
*That's when Baymax displays his scans*
Baymax: I mapped the iris from the photo of Orso Knox. It matched with the monster.
Honey Lemon: What happened to him? Some kind of genetic mutation?
Hiro: Wait a minute!
*Hiro picks up the schedule and looks over what has happened during this week.*
Hiro: Fred's house... Krei's office...
Honey Lemon: Knox has been keeping his appointments!
Hiro: Which means the next place he's going is...
Hiro, Fred, Honey Lemon: SFIT!
*The next morning, everyone has been informed about last night's events and are now looking over information about the play and the monster. Cora at first fussed over Hiro before she is assured he's alright. And soon she is retelling him about everything that happened on her side of the day and how awkward it was, though he did chuckle at the part where Cora described how Karmi slipped on a banana peel and landed face down in a bowl of gazpacho.*
Hiro: *Laughs hard at this* Wow! That must've been fun to watch.
Cora: Yeah, it's nice to know that karma really does exists.
Wasabi: This play has three of my top 9 fears. Ship wrecks, rainstorms, and *Shudders*...puns...
Gogo: Lunatic mutant billionaire tops those.
Hiro: I have an idea to level the playing field, and we can execute it now.
*Hiro soon starts the 3D printing of the new armor for all of them.*
Hiro: But with some infusion ideas of a curtain BioTech Major we all know who's name rhymes with Zarmi.
Fred: Are you talking about Jarmi? Cause I agree, his ideas are crazy!
*Both Hiro and Cora cock an eyebrow at the gang.*
Wasabi: I like Jarmi, snappy dresser.
*Hiro and Cora turn around to plan further with their new battle armor, and soon they smirk at each other.*
Cora: At least they don't know who you're really talking about.
Hiro: Definitely.
*Soon the teens draw out and create the new battle armor and by evening time, they are dressed and ready for action.*
Wasabi: Pretty sweet!
Fred: This ultra armor's a little heavy and a lot awesome!
Gogo: I like it.
Honey Lemon: Mmmm!~
Cora: Added glows from certain species of fish ought to do the trick!
Hiro: Titanium reinforced to withstand more of a beating.
*Soon all seven of them are dressed in their new metallic battle gear, looking more epic by the minute.*
Honey Lemon: It's going to be super helpful Hiro!
Hiro: Yeah, *Pulls out a pad and he places a point for himself and Cora with 10 points while Karmi has negative 9.* ultra armor, win.
Honey Lemon: Hmmm... How does Karmi have a negative accomplishments?
Hiro: Because everything she does is the worst.
Cora: Plus, she nearly put Fred into a coma with her stickers.
Hiro: Also, w-when I was making a biotech project to show Liv Amara, Cora called me and talked me out of it. I'm a robotics genius and Karmi's a biotech genius, she is admittedly.. good at what she does.
Cora: But that doesn't excuse her behavior towards us and you all know it. She's good at what she does and we're good at what we do. There's no changing that, it's just who we are as are own individual beings.
*Gogo blinks her eyes as she blinks along with everyone else.*
Gogo: That is surprisingly mature.
Wasabi: But...You guys certainly know how to hold a grudge against her.
Hiro: We'll drop the grudge as soon as she starts treating Hiro Hamada and Cora Mizichio, *Gestures to both himself and Cora* yours truly, with respect.
*Just then Baymax speaks up.*
Baymax: A reminder: It is time to leave for the dedication gala.
Fred: We got a socialite total Shakespeare monster to catch! I'll get the garlic!
Everyone else: No!
*Soon Big Hero 7 leaves for the gala where they are all stationed at points to watch out for Knox. Wasabi is with Baymax keeping watch from the bushes, Fred is peering through the tent hole to see the party.*
Fred: *Scares away some of the guests who see him through the hole when he asks them* Not fair! You guys get all that free gala food?
*Honey Lemon, Gogo, Hiro, and Cora are dressed for the occasion. Cora is wearing her red dress and black shawl while the others wore their waiter's outfits from Fred's bro-tillian as they stand in line while the young teen boy communicates via comm-link.*
Hiro: We're just trying to cover our bases until Knox shows up.
Gogo: *Tells Fred through the comm-link* We'll bring you a crab cake.
Fred: *Through comm-link* Yes!
*Soon after, the four of them enter the gala, the party serene in atmosphere for now. Honey Lemon does not hesitate to take as much selfies as she pleases.*
Gogo: Wow, this is some serious sucking up to Liv Amara.
*Honey Lemon gets them all together to take a quick group selfie.*
Cora: I actually agree.. she makes Krei look humble in comparison...and that's saying a lot.
Honey Lemon: *Drags Gogo away to take more selfies* Oooh! Gogo, selfies with the ice sculpture!
Fred: *To Hiro through the comm-link* Are there egg rolls? Please just tell there are egg rolls?
Hiro: Copy, I've got visual on the egg rolls.
Cora: Hiro! look!
*That's when Cora points Hiro to Krei, who is angrily stabbing at and chewing his food.*
Hiro: Mr. Krei?
Cora: What are you doing here?
Krei: *Glaring jealously at Liv Amara while ranting* Sure she's brilliant and beautiful and generous but what does she have that I don't?
Cora: *Sarcastically* You really want us to answer that?
Krei: *Still ranting jealously while stabbing at his food* Another gala! Another honorary degree! Whoo look at that, it's another benefit concert for Liv Amara!
Hiro: Well..uh she is special in ways that you are not. And you are special in ways that she's not.
Krei: Uh, no. She's the worst.
*But when Liv waves at Krei, the entrepreneur smiles and waves back.*
Cora: We're just gonna go.
*While Hiro is heading towards a secluded area, Cora hears something under Krei's breath.*
Krei: Honestly, the one thing I can't stand about her the most is how fake she is!
*Cora turns around and asks him.*
Cora: What do you mean by fake?
Krei: Believe it or not, I met her before a couple times in private and let me tell you, she is the most insidious two-faced snake I've ever met!
Cora: *Narrows her eyes at this* Is that so?
Krei: At least I'm honest with people, but she's the biggest kiss ass out there! One minute she's praising you, and the next she slanders you without hesitation. She does, and will do, anything to make herself look good!
*Cora looks back at Amara before looking back at Krei.*
Cora: *Suspicions from earlier start to grow after hearing this and she makes a mental note to tell Hiro and the others about this later* Right..okay...see ya later Krei...also, I suggest you leave early. It's not so good to hang around in an area that's causing you to boil.
*Cora walks back to Hiro.*
Hiro: What were you and Krei talking about?
Cora: Something about Amara. But I'll tell ya later.
Hiro: Okay.
*Once they are at a quiet place, Hiro contacts the rest of the team.*
Hiro: Status report.
*Baymax scans around the area.*
Baymax: There is no sign of the Orso Knox Monster.
Wasabi: Maybe he likes being fashionably late?
*Meanwhile inside the gala, Grandville prepares her announcement.*
Grandville: *Taps the microphone* May I have your attention? Attention please?
*When the crowd just continues to talk, she goes into Dean mode.*
Grandville: Attention!
*At this, the entire crowd turns quiet.*
Grandville: Thank you, thank you. There are few innovators who have made their mark as quickly and completely as Liv Amara.
Krei: *Cough* Overrated *Cough*
*Just outside, the three hear the roar of the monster.*
Fred: *Gasp* Do you hear that?!
*Up ahead is indeed the Orso Knox monster, breaking down the trees as it comes.*
Fred: And do you see that?!
Wasabi: Yup! *Activates his laser blades* And I'm ready!
Fred: Whoa! Wasabi you're like not afraid?
Wasabi: I'm in my good denial place Fred, don't ruin this!
Grandville: So it is my honor to introduce the namesake of the new Amara BioTech Center: Miss Liv Amara!
*Soon Liv Amara comes upstage to prepare a speech for the SFIT gala.*
Liv: Thank you Grace. You know the other day I was lucky enough to meet two current students of BioTech and Marine Bio. Karmi reminded me why I wanted to help build this facility.
*Cora holds Hiro's hand tightly to soothe him, which Hiro gives a grateful smile for.*
Liv: And Cora's dedication and passion for Marine Bio is without bounds, describing the ocean in ways no other could describe.
*This causes Karmi's eye to twitch. Hiro smirks as he fists bumps his girlfriend.*
Hiro: Lightly smug* Make that ten points.
Cora: *Also slightly smug* Oh yeah.
*Just outside the gala, the three face off against Knox.*
Wasabi: Game time!
*But his strength is without bounds as he smashes through a street lamp.*
Baymax, Wasabi, Fred: Oh no...
*That's when Hiro hears the oh nos from the comms.*
Hiro: *looks at the three girl members of their team as he repeats what he heard* Oh no what?!
*The four than run outside to see the monster in front of Fred, Wasabi, and Baymax.*
Wasabi: Nothing much. Just Orso Knox!
*Orso growls at the seven as the remaining four suits are delivered to them swiftly via SkyMax.*
Hiro: Hold him off!
*Baymax launches his rocket fist but it misses Knox. When Wasabi shields himself with his blades however it repels him back.*
Wasabi: Hey it worked! Hiro! This armor- Whoa!
*The monster knocks out Wasabi and is about to pounce on him when Fred jumps to Wasabi's rescue.*
Fred: This one's for Mini-Max!
*The rest of the team finally suit up.*
Gogo: Let's clear out the tent!
Liv:-and a new generation is ready, ready to lead our industry into the future.
Honey Lemon: *Tries to cut in* Excuse me! Um, excuse me everyone!
*But when they couldn't get their attention, Gogo let's out a load whistle to cut through Liv's speech.*
Gogo: Hey! *Got everyone's attention* Back exits everyone! Now!
Honey Lemon: Please!
*It was then the monster finally let's himself known with his roars, leading the guests to run out of the tent in terror.*
Liv: What's going on?
Gogo: Long story! Big fan-
*That's when Karmi spins Gogo around to face her.*
Karmi: Is Captain Cutie and Sailor Awesome here?! Are they really here?!
*That's when Cora rolls inside and lands between the four.*
Cora: Looks up at Karmi* We are here, now get out!
Karmi: But I want to see Captain Cutie-
*Cora stands up and and yells in her loudest voice with the same grandiose Commander Carter gave them during their training.*
Cora: I SAID MOVE OUT SOLDIER!
*Karmi blinks in shock as she runs away from the gala, which she then turns back to see a giant monster attacking Big Hero 7, with Cora running back to hop behind Hiro on Baymax. Karmi wisely chooses to keep running. Baymax flies and charges toward the monster and tries to keep him back and away from the tent.*
Hiro: Honey Lemon? All clear?
Honey Lemon: All clear!
*As soon as they hear that, Baymax gets out of Knox's way with causes him to charge straight towards the tent. Right after letting Knox go, they go over to Wasabi.*
Cora: Wasabi! Get on! We have an idea.
Wasabi: And where are we, and this idea of your, going?
Hiro: You'll see.
*Just then, the monster goes into the tent and starts trashing it.*
Honey Lemon: Inside that monster there's a person. *To Knox* Mr. Knox, we wanna help you!
*But the monster refused as it shatters Liv's ice sculpture and the tables.*
Gogo: Yeah..mostly monster.
*Baymax then flies in with Hiro and Cora on his back while carrying Wasabi.*
Hiro: Blades!
*Wasabi starts cutting through the top of the tent while Honey Lemon encapsulates the monster with ice which he shatters with ease as Gogo throws her disc to hit him. This makes the monster more angrier. *
Cora: Hop on!
*Gogo and Honey Lemon jump towards Baymax and latch themselves tightly as they escape the collapsing tent, which traps the monster inside. The monster bursts his head through the tent with a load roar which terrifies the guest, but is fortunately unable to get out any further. Fred throws a rope around him to restrain the monster as the rest of the team joins in to completely encase and trap the monster for good.*
Hiro: No worries everyone! We've got this situation under-
*But even with their powers combined, the monster escapes, and it was then that Karmi got out her sticker. And there she quickly uses it to stun the monster into a coma, saving Amara(Whom the monster was heading towards).
Karmi: *Looking pleased at her work* Extra Dermal Nano Receptor. I administered a sedative.
But than she notices that the monster isn't going down so easily, and quickly adds more stickers to keep him stunned.*
Karmi: *Giggles fangirlishly as she addresses Hiro and Cora as they run up to her* Thought maybe you guys could use the help.
Hiro: *Deepening his voice to sound more hero-like while giving Karmi a thumbs-up* Thanks!
Cora: *Also giving Karmi a thumbs-up* That was some quick and clever thinking on your part Karmi.
Amara: *As she places her hand on the monster* See. This is exactly the kind of thinking that's getting your project funded.
Hiro: *Shocked, high-sounding voice* Funded?! *Feels Cora place a hand on his shoulder which causes him the quickly backtrack back to his deep-superhero voice and smile at Karmi* I mean, good for you.
*That's when Amara notices the rest of Big Hero 7.*
Amara: Props on the armor Big Hero 7. Excellent neck work, not my area of experties, but I'm impressed.
Fred: Check out the titanium back spikes yeah, yeah!
*That's when Hiro and Cora turn to Karmi.*
Cora: Good job. But please...leave this to the professionals.
Karmi: Got it!
*Karmi is just too happy to be near Super Hero Hiro and Super Hero Cora to care.*
Gogo: So what do we do about sleeping ugly here?
Honey Lemon: Hmm. That's kind of harsh.
Liv: there's a secure genetics lab back at Sycorax. If anybody can help him, my team can.
Baymax: I will help you transport him to the lab.
*While Baymax flies off to carry the sleeping monster, Cora turns her attention to the schedule pad lying on the ground a few feet away and notices the arrow pointing to last week. She then sees a scale belonging to the monster and sees the age the scales went through. She then flips the arrow and sees last week's schedule. It was then she sees something very suspicious... Amara was on there.*
Cora: *Eyes narrow at this as her suspicions towards Liv Amara have now firmly taken root and are growing even more because of this...and also makes another mental note to tell the rest of the gang this along with what she learned from Krei as soon as possible.* Interesting... Very interesting indeed...and definitely worth more looking into... Just who exactly are you Liv Amara?...And what are you hiding?...
A.N: I’m gonna go on some random chapter postings, but I am gonna post art too!  And some chapters for Season 2 as well! Love you! This is also cause of the new findings that Liv Amara is the new villain too.
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25 Hero/Villain Dialogue Prompts II
1. "Go choke and die, you absolute piece of supertrash."
2. "I could do this all day."
3. "Oh, that's the dumbest name I have ever heard."
4. "Supervillain/hero is a little too strong of a word to describe me, wouldn't you agree?"
5. "I thought this would hurt a lot worse."
6. "It was you who made me the way I am, whether you realize it or not."
7. "You're a fool."
8. "Your toadies are robots? Cliché much?"
9. "I never thought that I would have to call the cops for help but you are a handful, buddy."
10. "So, like, what's your real name? You strike me as a Trevor."
11. "I really need to start looking for a sidekick."
12. "Do you remember the first time we met? You had no idea about the plans I had for you."
13. "When I take this mask off (of you), all of this will end."
14. "Go ahead, catch your breath. I'll wait."
15. "Good lord. You sure are an ugly fella, aren't ya?"
16. "You're incredibly sloppy."
17. "Hey, I'm just a loony gal with a death wish that also happens to have superhuman abilities."
18. "What if we pulled up next to each other at a red light one day? Would you at least race me before you tried to murder me?"
19. "What other surprises are you gonna throw at me? You got the Hulk hiding somewhere?"
20. "Ew, your blood is GREEN? Gross!"
21. "Oh, and what are you going to do? Tie the only person I love to a busy railroad track? Well joke's on you because I don't love anyone!"
22. "You would've had me right there if my limbs hadn't rapidly regenerated."
23. "Be careful, She-Ra. You may save lives, but you destroy just as many. Never forget that."
24. "Just a few years ago, you were in my place and I was in yours. What happened? We could've been unstoppable."
25. "When is your birthday? Your zodiac sign might explain your terrible personality."
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Survey #478
“i get pretty just to fuck my face up”
If you were dying who would you say goodbye to first out of everyone? My mom. Are you someone who actually likes to babysit children? NO. Do you find any of your friends’ parents creepy or really mean? No. Do you have things on your mind right now? My weight is very, very much on my mind. I dared to weigh myself yesterday and I'm the heaviest I've ever been. So that's comforting. Are you at all stressed right now? ^^^^^^^ hunny I wanna pull all my hair out What was the last stuffed animal you bought? I don't know. What’s the last new good song that you discovered? "The Devil's Rejects" by Rob Zombie. I've been really into him lately. Felicity, Fiona, or Flavia? (with the “v” pronounced like a “w”–it’s Latin) "Felicity" is beautiful. I love the word in general. Which biblical name do you prefer: Naomi, Esther, Rachel, or Joanna? I love the name Naomi. Do you own a cowboy hat? No. Have you ever unfriended a sibling on social media? No; she unfriended me. Has someone let you down recently? My goddamn self. What are you looking forward to? Mom to get better so we can force ourselves back into the gym. Also Girt's mom to get better so we can see each other. For the weather to actually feel fall-ish. What’s your favorite Lady Gaga song? "Bad Romance." Skeletons or scarecrows? Skelly boiz What type of tree is the most common where you live? Oh, absolutely pine trees. Where did your last kiss take place? My living room. Name of your pet? Venus and Roman. How was your summer? Shitty. I hate summer. Do you miss anyone right now? I really miss Girt. Covid's gotta go. What size is your shirt? *feral hissing noises* Who was the last person you held hands with? Girt. Do you get out of bed on the left side or right side? Left, because I sleep mostly to the left. Do you like to be closer or farther back to the wheel when driving? Neither, I think? I haven't driven in so long that I'm not sure, but I'm quite sure I position myself pretty ideally. When eating dinner, do you eat foods in order or just inhale it? It's usually kind of in order, but occasionally I'll mix it up. When you lose your phone, where is the first general place you look? My bed. Do you fall asleep with your mouth open or closed? Usually closed. I tend to breathe through my nose unless I'm stuffy. What was the last bug you killed? An ant. Do you keep items in your front or back pants’ pocket? Front. What was the last item or location you cleaned? My glasses. Do you own a pet spider? No, but I REALLY want a number of tarantulas. :( The more time that passes, the more I want some, ha ha. I'd also love a jumping spider or two, but Mom won't allow even that. Have you ever gone on a cruise? No. Is there a rocking chair in your house? No. Have you ever been stood up? No. Do you like elevators or escalators? I'm scared of both. I'm afraid of getting stuck in an elevator, or falling down an escalator/tripping on one. Which do you prefer: M&M’s, Skittles, or Reese’s Pieces? Reese's Pieces, yum. If you could be the sidekick of a superhero which superhero would you pick? Uhhhh maybe Spider-Man, if I could web-sling too? lol Where on your body would you never get a tattoo? ... Can/do people get genitalia tattoos? Because I would fuckin never- Do you think that you could ever win a food eating contest? Hell no. I would puke. Honestly, have you ever thrown garbage out of the window of a car? Absolutely not. Never. What is the first song that comes to mind when I say: Michael Jackson? "Billie Jean." Which would you find more menacing: dinosaurs or dragons? Dragons are just dinos that can fly and breathe fire, so... you tell me which is more dangerous. I'd still try to befriend one tho lmao. Can you say “hello” in another language? Yeah; German is easy. It's just "hallo." Do you like licorice? NO omg Did anybody ever read bedtime stories to you when you were younger? Mom did. Do you have a favorite Johnny Depp movie? What is it? I really like his roles in Alice in Wonderland and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Were you ever force-fed as a child? My parents tried to enforce always finishing our plates. My mom is very against that now, considering the issues it can cause. Should kidneys or other organs be able to be bought and sold? No????? That's some black market bullshit for a reason. What is one of your most important rules when going on a date? Especially if it's your first date with a person, watch for red flags. Will children today have better or worse lives than their parents, and why? Well, it'll probably go in both ways depending on the topic. The environment is dying, the economy is horrific, but I'm sure there will be things like medical advancements. What's the most ironic thing you've seen happen? I dunno. Would you rather go ice skating or roller skating? Roller skating. The blades on ice skates scare me. How many different types of guns have you shot? (water, Nerf, real, etc) Uhhh just water and Nerf, I think? Which of the three meals a day are you most likely to skip? It's very unlikely you'll see me miss a meal... I don't handle the feeling of hunger well. What's something lots of people are afraid of, but you aren't? Snakes, some spiders, I don't THINK I'm scared of deep water, the dark... Do you know anyone who is tolerant of some on the LGBT spectrum but not all? Yes. Do open casket wakes freak you out? I've only been to one, as a child, when I didn't have a full grasp on death, so it was... oddly more fascinating to me, as weird as that sounds? I think going to one now, especially if it was someone close to me, it would make the wake more upsetting. When's the last time you slept in your parents' bed? No clue. What's something that will always be in fashion? Skinny jeans, checkered Vans... What "old person things" do you do? I regularly say "back in the day," lol. And I can go to sleep very early, like 7, but that's uncommon. I complain about soreness in my back and stuff. Do you live in the same hometown as where you were born? No. Did you dorm at college or commute from home? I commuted from home. Do you prefer the thin blue and white masks, or decorative ones? Well, who wouldn't prefer decorative ones? They're more personal to your interests and stuff and I feel is more encouraging to make people wear them. I however don't want to spend money on a mask, so I'm chill with just the blue surgical ones. Have you ever witnessed someone have a seizure before? My dog, yes. Have you ever rode on the back of a shopping cart, or a Home Depot dolly? Yeah, as a kid. Does everything you buy have to be organic? No. I don't buy the groceries, but I also don't care much about that. Do you support more small businesses or chain restaurants/stores? Habitually, chain ones. I wish I paid more attention to small businesses. Have you ever been crowned king or queen at a school dance? No. How old were you when you first started wearing a bra? Am I supposed to remember that? Are you more invested in computer games or video games? I don't care what the game is on; I can be equally invested in either. I prefer to play console games, though. Are you a fan of pumpkin spice everything? Noooo. I'm not a massive fan of it, actually. Is there any holiday that you don't decorate your house for? We only really decorate for occasionally Halloween and always Christmas. Mom may put up some Thanksgiving stuff. Tell me something your parents don't know about. They don't know certain places I've done sexual things at/on. What's the last table food you fed your pet? Roman doesn't get human food. He learned at a young age that's a no-no. Have you ever peed in the water at the beach? Ew, no. Even if it's incredibly vast, people still swim in that. Have you ever scored a winning goal for a team you played for? I doubt it. Have you ever participated in LARPing? No. Have you ever gotten a divorce? Never been married. Do you prefer "regular kissing" or French kissing? I mean that depends on the place and the mood. Are you more likely to give a hickey to someone else or get one? I haven't done that in many years, and when it happened, I don't think one of us did it more than the other. Do you like sprinkles on your ice cream? I HATE sprinkles. Have you been in more car accidents as a passenger or a driver? I've only ever been in an accident as a passenger. Have you ever been wrongfully convicted of a crime? No. Was any of the cafeteria food at your school actually any good? I actually didn't mind a good number of things. Have you ever wanted to become a lifeguard? No. What's the highest fever you've ever had? I'm unsure, but over 100. Have you ever kissed a dog on the mouth? Well, dogs have kissed ME on the mouth. al;sdkfjalksdjkf so gross When you were born was the umbilical cord wrapped around your neck? Uh, I don't believe so. I feel like I would know that if I was. Would you enter a burning building to save a kitten? I feel like I would, I think. My intense love of animals would probably force me to kick into action. Matthew, Mark, Luke, or John? Haaaa, I have a bias for "Mark," of course... but if we're talking which name I find most appealing, it's probably John. Or Luke. Have you ever been told that you talk too much? As a child, yes. Do you like to clean? Does ANYBODY enjoy it? Do you know of anyone who went into labor at the baby shower? Uh yikes. No. When's the last time you did a hand game with someone? (ie: Mary Mack) Probably not since I was little. Do you know anyone who was not born in a hospital, unexpectedly? No. Does anyone you know have dual citizenship to live in multiple countries? Possibly? Do you still have a landline phone/phone number? No. Name a fad that was popular when you were growing up, that you miss. Oh, I KNOW there's some things, but I don't recall right now. Have you ever gotten to milk a cow or a goat? No. I'm not sure I'd want to.
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Reasons to be nice - chapter 1
Did someone say Chlonette?
On AO3 as well
Chloé Bourgeois was such a nice person these days. No more being rude, no more putting people down, no more unnecessary antagonizing these pitiful classmates of hers. No – from now on, she was good. Better than good, in fact. The best!
At least, as long as Adrien thought so, that was what mattered. It was hard to bear the feeling of ruining her perfect, too-good-for-anyone-else reputation that she had worked so hard to cultivate for the past several years. But for Adrien? She would do anything. There was no way she was going to lose her childhood best friend, and especially not for something that would be so easy to fix.
Most things were tolerable. Saying “thank you” to Rose for those cupcakes and then quietly disposing of them later, as opposed to pushing them back at her and sneering that she would never eat something so sickly and repulsive. Getting her butler Jean-whatever-his-name-was to do her homework instead and giving Sabrina a break for once. (He was on her payroll after all, so he might as well.) Saying “excuse me” and waiting for whoever it was to move out of the way first, rather than shoving them aside.
Some things were much harder. Seeing Marinette get all the attention for designing some hideous new dress or something made her feel furious enough to want to punch a wall, though she would never bruise her flawless fingers by actually doing it. And anyway, such a dress would look so much better on her! How could Marinette have made it for Juleka??? That morbid stick insect would never be able to pull off such a colour! Did Marinette just not have eyes or something, honestly?
That was not the worst part of Chloé’s pact to be nicer, though. The worst part was Kim. That panther-challenging lunatic seemed to have taken Chloé’s sudden turn for the better as a sign that he had another chance or something. Her opinion of him hadn’t changed one bit since Valentine’s Day – he was still just some pathetic fool who thought himself much better than he actually was. She would never even think about going out with someone like that, goodness gracious. So far in her life she had never quite found a man good enough for her, and Kim certainly could not change that.
But oh, he just had to ask her again when Adrien was nearby, didn’t he?
A bouquet of flowers – cheap, miserable ones, with clashing colours and already wilting – holding them up at her and asking her, yet again, if she would think about dating him now that she was “kinda nice these days!”
Oh, for heaven’s sake. Couldn’t this boy just take a hint and move on? How could being akumatized not have changed the mind of this absolute dimwit?
The classroom was mostly empty, at least. Perhaps if Adrien hadn’t been here, Chloé would have turned Kim down again without a second thought. That would have been ideal. Just a simple rejection, nothing too harsh, nothing mean. Nice and quick.
But things couldn’t have been ideal, could they? She could see Adrien in the corner of the room, his conversation with Nino on pause as he turned his head to watch what Chloé would do now. His eyebrows were turned up slightly in the centre, his grip on his bag just a little too tight. Was he nervous? It looked as though he were expecting the worst, as though everything that Chloé had been doing for him recently hadn’t been enough to convince him that she really was a good person inside.
She let out a sigh, turning back to look at Kim kneeling in front of her with that ridiculous bouquet and that even more ridiculous hairstyle. The idea of saying yes to him was just so repulsive, on so many levels. But what would Adrien think? If he didn’t think the best of her that he possibly could, then what was even the point of Chloé’s whole “nice girl” personality that she was working so hard on? Would it all go to waste?
Well, everyone knew that she wasn’t truly in love with Adrien. As clingy as she acted, no one was really fooled. Saying yes to Kim wouldn’t change anything in that respect. And anyway, if Kim really did like her that much, then she could order him to stay at arm’s length (or further) all the time and he would do it, so that wouldn’t change too much either. It would be like having another servant, that was all.
Not that she considered Sabrina a servant, of course! Or anyone else for that matter. Kim could be another sidekick. There, that was better. He already did everything she ever told him to; it was fine. She was doing this for Adrien. Not for herself. This was a totally selfless action.
“Fine, I suppose it might not be a terrible idea,” she said finally, very carefully trying to sound on the line between nice but unenthusiastic. Delicate acting skills were something of a speciality of hers, considering her father’s position as a prominent politician. Perhaps it would come in handy here to make sure Kim got the idea that she was doing this out of pity, not love.
But of course he didn’t. All that nuance went straight over that thick head of his. He stood up and wrapped her in a gross, sweaty hug, which she quickly pushed herself out of. Being in such close proximity to that horrendously unfashionable hoodie and that rotten excuse for deodorant was not part of the deal, thank you very much. Why were sporty types always so lacking in personal hygiene?
The important thing was to check Adrien’s reaction, of course. Leaning around Kim’s giant stature, trying to look inconspicuous, she watched as Adrien stared at her, frowning somewhat. Then his expression returned to neutral and he resumed his conversation with Nino.
Hmm… he didn’t look happy. But why? Chloé had been kind to Kim for once! Actually accepted his pitiable advances! Surely that had been nice of her, right? Then why was Adrikins not impressed? Were her best efforts still not good enough for him?
“So what now?” Kim asked her.
Ugh. Did he really expect her to just suddenly know what to do when he was the one who asked her out in the first place? All she wanted to do was tell him to go take a shower and avoid any physical exercise for the next forever. But of course, Adrien was still listening probably, and he wasn’t quite happy with her yet. She still had to be extra nice.
“Now I take you shopping for a new hoodie,” she decided. “Something much better than what you’re currently wearing. And we’ll buy you some proper deodorant while we’re at it. And perhaps some cologne, too.”
She snuck another glance at Adrien. He wasn’t even paying attention anymore! Nino had put those awful orange headphones on him and seemed to be playing some music. And now Adrien was smiling properly, his face lit up in a way that she had seen so many times recently – but never directed towards her.
Kim was saying something else now, probably something irrelevant, Chloé wasn’t listening. She cut him off halfway.
“Come on, let’s go now and get this over with. Don’t keep me waiting.”
She clicked her fingers and began walking out of the room. Kim quickly followed. Ah, good, he was still doing whatever she told him to. If she could just keep up that dynamic long enough for Adrien to take notice and appreciate her properly, then this might just be tolerable.
It wasn’t so bad at first. Kim was perfectly willing to carry Chloé’s shopping bags, just as Sabrina had always done. Hoodies looked awful and Chloé certainly wanted to buy Kim something a lot better – if he was going to be her “arm-candy” from now on then he might as well look good – but he had bluntly refused, no matter how much she tried to tell him how unfashionable hoodies were.
“But they’re comfy!”
Comfy, seriously. What was comfy was to not have people gawking at you over your disastrous fashion choices, knowing that when they watched you they were admiring you instead. But still, Kim was annoyingly stubborn, so Chloé just went with the best she could. A new hoodie that looked much better. And more importantly, being fresh and new, didn’t already have a sporty stench to it.
Next she made sure he bought some actual functioning deodorant so that she wouldn’t have the urge to throw up whenever near him for more than two minutes at a time. After that, some perfume (though she guessed he wouldn’t really use it, considering the type of person he was). And then, since they were already in the perfume department, she went on a bit of a spending spree herself. She had a much better taste in perfumes than the class’s resident perfume “expert” Rose, after all, so why not use it?
She might have got a tiny bit carried away. By the time she stopped shopping the stores were closing and Kim was starting to complain about having to get back and do homework. Of course – she’d forgotten that most of her classmates didn’t just get other people to do their homework for them. Poor souls. Why bother putting in the effort? Especially Kim, who was more of an athletic star anyway?
In any case, she had done a fantastic job of being nice today. Said yes to Kim, then taken him out shopping. See? Wasn’t she just such a good person? There was no way Adrien wouldn’t think so! And just to drive home how nice she was, time for some quite literal driving home. She ordered her limo to first drop Kim off at his house, before taking her to her hotel where she could finally take a long shower and relax.
Part of her had been preparing for the absolute worst when it came to saying goodbye to Kim at his doorstep, but she needn’t have worried. It seemed that lugging around her shopping bags all afternoon had zapped his energy, so he didn’t attempt any overly romantic parting adieu. Thank goodness. She might have just dumped him on the spot if he tried anything. That boy was too much of a hopeless romantic for his own good, and she could tell.
On the way back to the hotel she pulled out her phone and sent Adrien a message.
Just went shopping with my darling boyfriend! xxx
Ew, just typing out the word “boyfriend” gave her the creeps. Boys were certainly not her preferred romantic partners, even if she was hesitant to yet tell anyone that. But it was a necessary sacrifice for Adrien’s approval.
She refreshed her phone over and over as the limo carried on through the busy Parisian streets. It seemed that Adrien had read her message but just hadn’t replied yet. Why not? They were friends, right? Best friends! He had to reply to her! Why would he just leave her on read? There was no typing bubble, so surely he wasn’t even typing out some long reply. He was just… ignoring her? Maybe he didn’t know what to say? Maybe he didn’t think it was important enough to warrant a reply?
Good. Hope you had fun.
Aha, a reply!
But then again, it didn’t sound particularly friendly, did it? Oh, was Adrien never going to be satisfied? And supposedly Chloé was the mean one!
The next day at school was no picnic. Kim was wearing his new hoodie, sure, but the improvement to his appearance was minimal. As soon as Chloé entered, proudly flaunting the new perfume and bracelets she had bought for herself yesterday, he ran over and latched himself onto her arm.
Well… they were supposed to be a couple, after all. Chloé just gritted her teeth and dealt with it. At least Kim hadn’t yet done any exercise today, so there was no sweaty body odour to deal with for the moment. She should be thankful for that. And plus, Adrien was over there. Perhaps if he saw her bonding with her new boyfriend, he would finally believe her niceness.
The remainder of the day was just as unpleasant. Kim wanted to share his food with Chloé at lunch – some greasy sandwich, honestly! She would never be caught dead eating something so disgusting! Rather than outright dismissing him as she ordinarily would have done, she thanked him and took half of the sandwich, before turning and promptly stuffing it at the bottom of her bag to be dealt with later. She could always get Jean-whatever to clean that up later.
Catching Adrien alone near the end of the day, having practically run out of the classroom while Kim was still talking to Max about something, she grabbed him by the arm and pulled him into the empty locker room.
“What do you want, Chlo?”
He was rubbing his forehead, sounding tired. Perhaps he was ill? Had a headache? In that case that would explain why he seemed so unenthusiastic about Chloé’s extra-nice behaviour recently. Poor thing must have been too sick to notice.
“Adrikins, what do you think of me?” she asked. There was no point wasting any time. They were best friends, she could ask him things like this outright. “Haven’t I been such a nice person lately?”
“Um, I guess?”
He wasn’t looking convinced. Time to pull out all the stops.
“Then why do you seem so disapproving? You like Kim, right? Surely you don’t object to me saying yes to him? Wasn’t that nice of me?”
Adrien frowned at her. “Did you only say yes to him because you thought it would impress me?”
“What? No!” Chloé was an excellent liar, of course. Her father, the mayor of Paris, hadn’t got as far as he had by telling the truth all the time.
“Well alright, if you say so…”
“I took him shopping yesterday! That new hoodie he’s wearing, did you see that? That was because of me! He looks far better now. I can’t have my boyfriend wearing ugly clothes.”
“Chloé, I really don’t have time for this.”
Adrien, on the other hand, was a pretty bad liar. She knew perfectly well he just wanted to get away from her. But why? They were friends! They had pinkie-promised to be best friends forever! She couldn’t imagine a world where they were apart!
But when he just sighed and pushed past her without another word, she began to think twice. Was her friendship with Adrien really breaking apart? Even after she was trying so hard?
Oh, never mind. Surely he would come around eventually. For now, she had to go find Kim again and force herself to be even nicer to him. A dinner date, perhaps? That wouldn’t be too unbearable, right? As long as she took him somewhere sufficiently fancy and made sure he didn’t order anything gross. Kim was a sappy fool, he would love something like that. And plus, he was a show-off. He would tell everyone how nice and amazing Chloé was being, and then Adrien would see.
Yes, that was a good idea! Feeling proud of her fantastic mind, Chloé began walking towards the exit of the locker room – only to feel someone grabbing her shoulder and turning her around rather more forcefully than she would have liked. She found herself staring right into the eyes of Marinette Dupain-Cheng.
“What do you think you’re playing at, Chloé?”
For a few seconds Chloé stood frozen on the spot. Marinette’s bright blue eyes seemed to be drilling right into her, as if trying to attack her.
It had been a while since Chloé and Marinette had last spoken. Now that Chloé was being nice, she simply refused to interact with her. Marinette had a habit of igniting the worst in Chloé – an angry, burning, passionate side. A side that she had decided to lock away for now.
And there was jealousy, too. That much couldn’t be hidden. Marinette was supposedly “nice” – everyone in the class seemed to think so, and especially Adrien. Marinette had everyone wrapped around her finger without even needing to try. She didn’t buy anyone expensive presents, she didn’t have to work to gain Adrien’s approval, and she certainly didn’t have to agree to dating a boy she didn’t love just to get everyone to take her kindness seriously!
Marinette was just perfect. She was everything Chloé tried to be, yet failed. Perfectly pretty, but without all the expensive maintenance effort. Perfectly smart, without needing to point out everyone else’s shortcomings to make her seem better in comparison. Perfectly popular, and without using money to win her way at all! How did she do it?
And now the girl herself was standing right in front of Chloé, glaring at her, one hand still clenched around the fabric of her jacket. Oh drat. Surely this could only mean an argument was coming. Chloé had made up her mind to avoid arguments from now on, but having Marinette in close proximity just did something to her.
“What’s wrong?” Chloé asked.
“You can cut the goody-two-shoes act,” Marinette snapped. “You might have fooled Adrien, but you haven’t fooled me. I know you’re just doing all this to make him happy. Not because you want to.”
“How do you know that?” Chloé retorted, before realizing her tone was rather snappier than it should be. More softly, she continued. “I’m trying to be nice because I want to show everyone that I’m a good person! You know, like you!”
Whoops. The last bit had been a slip of the tongue. Being civil to Marinette was something Chloé wanted to do, but blatantly calling her a good person? That might just have been a little too nice.
Marinette herself seemed surprised at that, though that look of fierce determination quickly returned. Chloé had never really bothered to observe Marinette properly during their previous clashes. Now, however, she allowed herself a moment to take it in. Marinette’s face seemed somewhat chubbier than usual when she was frowning so much. And the way her furrowed eyebrows caused her eyes to narrow… those were some rather well-done eyebrows, she had to admit.
“There’s more to being a good person than just sucking up to people,” Marinette said finally. She loosened her grip on Chloé’s jacket slightly. “And anyway, I wanted to talk to you about something else too. Kim.”
“Well what about him?”
Marinette clenched that fist again. The fabric of Chloé’s jacket moved slightly, brushing against her skin more delicately than it ought to have done. She found herself unexpectedly taking in a rather sharp breath.
“He’s my friend,” Marinette said. “And I don’t appreciate you playing with his heart like this.”
At the mention of the word “heart”, Chloé noticed her own beating rather speedily. Surely that couldn’t be the adrenaline rush of an oncoming argument, could it? She didn’t want to argue with Marinette. But this was how she always felt around her. It had been a while, and it felt unusual to feel it again.
Wait… what had Marinette said? Playing with Kim’s heart…
“What do you mean?” Chloé asked her.
“If you’re not actually into him then don’t string him along like this, you’ve already broken his heart enough times! Just leave him alone.”
Marinette had moved a little closer to make her point clearer, her face now very close. It was just making that adrenaline, arguing rush worse. Chloé did not want to argue! That was the last thing she wanted! Then why was her heart trying to convince her otherwise? Couldn’t it just slow down and beat normally, like a regular person?
She noticed that Marinette was staring at her expectantly. Why did those eyes always have to be so determined? So focused? Chloé gulped and tried to get her mind working again. The most important thing – no arguing. If she could be nice to Marinette, she could be nice to anyone.
“Of course I like Kim,” she said. “I didn’t want to turn the poor darling down again.”
“You actually like him? Are you sure?”
“Yes!” Chloé hoped Marinette would not find out that she was lying. That would just result in more arguments. As it was, Chloé’s heart was still picking up speed, and seemed to jump right into her throat when Marinette suddenly let go of her jacket.
“Fine,” she said. “I’ll take your word for it. But if I find out that you’ve done anything bad to my friend Kim, anything bad at all, you won’t be let off so lightly.”
Perhaps Chloé would have been on the verge of arguing again, if her brain didn’t seem to be taking an unexplained spa break right now. Why was being so close to Marinette making her feel so odd? Sure, it always had done, but it had been a while and Chloé was such a different person now. Had nothing changed at all?
And as for Marinette, well… threatening Chloé into being nice to Kim (which she already was doing, of course!) did not seem nice, not one little bit. Yet Marinette was still considered one of the nicest members of the class without even trying. How? And how was she such close friends with Kim? Kim was such a troublemaker! He never had any problem being a jerk. So why did Marinette tolerate someone like him, and yet not Chloé?
“Stop staring at me like that,” Marinette said.
Chloé dropped her eyes quickly, her face feeling hot. Why had she been doing that?
Without another word, Marinette turned and left. Chloé tried to keep her eyes focused on the floor, but they drifted upwards until they were fixating on Marinette’s bouncy hair ribbons, getting further and further away, until they were through the door and out of sight.
Chloé let out a breath she hadn’t even known she was holding. Feeling oddly weak, she leaned back against the row of lockers and slid slowly to the floor. Her heart was still beating rapidly. Her palms were getting sweaty and she wiped them on her leggings, hoping her perfume would be enough to mask any possible smell.
What had that been about? She hadn’t even argued with Marinette. She hadn’t even wanted to. So then why was she still feeling so full of adrenaline? Like she just wanted so badly to do… well… something! But what?
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tetsuwan-atom · 5 years
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Say what you want about the Embodiment, but he's clearly very good a picking his side kicks. "... Is... Is that a joke about Headless B**ch's boobs, or are you being serious mun?" .... Uh.... Both. [*PUNCHED BY EVERYBODY*]
The Embodiment is also very good at picking the right partner... who happens to be his sidekick.
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“EW, GROSS, AS IF WE ALL NEED THAT MENTAL IMAGE, YOU SICK S***!!!”
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shelfspacewanted · 6 years
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The Princess and the Barbarian
What, you don’t choose your romance novels based on the objective silliness of the hero’s name?
This week we’re following Saxxe Rouen and Thera of Aric in Betina Krahn’s 1993 historical(?), fantasy(?) romance, The Princess and the Barbarian.  This is the first book from this author that I’ve ever read, so I’m going in with no particular expectations and hoping they’ll be exceeded.
For those of you who aren’t like me (i.e., people who read half a book to figure out the important characters and immediately read the Wikipedia page) initial spoiler-y thoughts are going to appear under the Read More.
1. And we start by turning the cover to reveal the Conan the Pinup Man, in his little furry hot pants!  Classy.  Frank Frazetta has a lot to answer for.
2. Oh, so it’s one of these rhyming prophecies of doom. Rhyming and incredibly unspecific. 
3. Is the baddie Mr. Creosote?!
4. Wait, never mind.  I’m guessing the baddie is this fellow who wears nothing but black, rides a black horse, and has a pillaging barbarian horde.  And a hard-on.  For evil.
5. And a sidekick named Scallion?  What self-respecting baddie chooses a sidekick named after a garnish? Are you a Disney character? Are you Edmund Blackadder?
6. Our hero, everyone.  Reluctantly stepping in to save helpless ladies from assault after the sixth scream.
7. This baddie is cartoonishly evil.  Also obsessed with virgins.  Possibly a dragon?
8. Lillith: and this barbarian who rescued you? What was he like?
Thera: Tall, brawny, green eyes.  Quite good looking...
Lillith: ...
Thera: In a brutal, mean way, Lillith.  A terrible man!
9. Princess kidnapping # 2.
10.  So, marriage in this kingdom consists entirely of spending seven nights together.  That’s what you get when you listen to rhyming prophecies.
11.  The hero is “escorting her home” by force; I’m counting it as Princess Kidnapping # 3.
12.  Wicked Duke Panty-Sniffer and his henchman Sprig of Parsley over here.
13.  Nonan the Barbarian must have some spectacular tan lines from his two chest-belt thingies.
14.  Y’know this book really does nothing to change the stereotype of France as a nation of grabby, Pepé Le Pew types.
15.  Saxxe: “These cross braces are lighter and more comfortable than mail... and just as good a protection.” 
Me: Uh, no.
16.  I really feel for the king of France.  First Duke Panty Sniffer and Lemon Wedge are riding around annexing bits of Brittany, next there’s an independent city-state hidden somewhere in his kingdom that probably owes him a lot of back taxes.  Also, since they have a cathedral and are Christian, presumably the Papacy knows about them and is keeping mum. 
17.  Standardized weights and measures ftw!
18.  Ack, ew! No! Gross!  For the record, your romantic bath scene should never take place in the same water that has hair and beard trimmings in it!!!
19.  Don’t transition straight from that to sexy times, I’m traumatized!
20.  Betina Krahn, you are a coward.  Not one single mention of the tan lines?  You know they must be there.  You know.
21. Ah, that ol’ “he’s actually secretly not that thing you despise” trope in romantic fiction that I hate so much.  
22.  Saxxe, promising to pay people after you’re king is no way to win hearts and minds.
23.  It takes a man to understand the economic engine that drives a kingdomgodthisbookisstartingtogetonmynerves.
24.  Another oddly specific and yet frustratingly vague prophecy to stir up conflict between the lovebirds.  Thera, you know that there’s a massive army wreaking havoc on the surrounding countryside.  Why don’t you even consider that that might be the mighty calamity about to descend on you?
25.  Thera, you keep claiming that the mountains will keep you safe and at the same time you are deadly afraid of a prophecy saying that the mountains won’t keep you safe.  Pick one!
26.  Take this message to the Duke, Crouton!
27.  That’s it Thera, beat him with a stick!
28. Princess Kidnapping #4.  Ish.  We’ll call it 4.
29. Oh boy, she should have some interesting grass stains after this interlude.  That’ll teach her to wear white all the time.
30.  My god.  A widow in a romance novel with a ... good previous marriage?  I know she’s the side character but... wow.  
31.  Villainous Duke apparently exclusively hires soldiers with black eyes.  Anything for the aesthetic, I guess.
32.  Princess Kidnapping #5.  Well done, Maraschino Cherry.
33.  Dash it all, Horseradish, she’s escaped!  Go and get her back!
34.  This is a very small, very stupid country.  
35. “In desperation Saxxe, reached into his sinews for added strength, and charged”  . what.
36.  “Take him, Creme Fraiche!”
37.  RIP Artisanal Microgreens.
38.  Thera:  Look what they’ve done to our beautiful city!  Our church, the stables, the forges, all burned.
Saxxe:  Yup.  It sure was those awful soldiers who burned that there church.  Most definitely.  I mean, it’s not like I would have burned it down or anything.  Nope, no siree. 
39.  And did we ever find out who wrote those prophesies? No.
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selenacelery · 7 years
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lolol @etherealhunnie
               9 things about me tag        !! r u ready? this gon be the wildest         roller coaster u ever swiggityswogged on !                                       
Rules: tag someone you want to get to know better
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Relationship status: single and not ready to mingle
Favorite color(s): pruple
Pets: my older brother
Wake-up time: ranging between 7:00 to 11 am
Cats or dogs: cogs and cags and hogs and hags oo whoa why is the text bold but both is a copout answer so dogs I guess
Coke or pepsi: whatever they have at the machine. if they have both, prob coke because I FEEEEEL like I’d like it more but i probably can’t tell the difference
Chapstick or lipstick: chapstick because I don’t have any lipstick hehezor
Last song I listened to: nah nah today
RANDOM LIST TAG
Rules:
Go to this website: https://www.random.org/lists/
Pick 15 characters from any fandom or whatever you are into
Put them in order
Tag five or more people and have fun!
1) Probably hates me: agust d nO OMG I HATE THIS WEBSITE
2) Boyfriend: girl from the ring WTF
3) Proposed to me: hermione not the best option but sure
4) Would fight me and win: lexi LOL SO TRUE
5) Sends me nudes: hobbes ok but he’s an animal so
6) Enemy: name rhymes with mrs bawson omg
7) My first love: ron he’s too...ginger (jk) too awkward
8) Would fight me and lose: christina hahaha
9) Husband: cher could be
10) Bestie: hi sona! ugh but i hate her what do I do...
11) My side: harry potter side prob means like a sidekick and not a side order of a dish or something so yeah this was the best possible outcome
12) Big brother: agustina cool
13) My first kiss: calvin HE’S LIKE 3 YEARS OLD I guess it could be like in a familial way darn so unexciting
14) Ex boyfriend: kylie after I told her too many ghost stories
15) Gets drunk with me: suga and we’d shout at each other in korean and english and chinese
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Quarantine Asks: Questions You Usually Wouldn’t Think of Asking But You’re Bored AF
Here is the link to the original post in case you wanna do it too ! also: @stitchzmile i want you to do it too :D <3
Animated character that was your gay awakening? jesus.. i actually dont know. as a kid i thought jessie from pokemon and kim possible were super hot LOL but i dont think they were my gay awakening.. 
Grilled cheese or PB&J? grilled cheese
What show/YouTube video(s) do you put on in the background when you when you don’t have anything to watch but you want something on? i actually dont do that but i love to put on some “relaxing celtic music” in the BG whenever i write!
Your go-to bar order, if you drink? that depends as i dont really like alcohol. if its about enjoying it, probably baileys, if its about getting hammered, jägermeister or other shots.
What’s your favorite pair of shoes that you own? i dont own enough shoes plus i dont really care about them lol but the new ones i bought are really comfy so i guess it’s them?
Top three cuisines? i like heavy/greasy food so german/austrian, asian, italian
What was your first word as a child (that wasn’t a variation of “Mom” or “Dad”)? no fucking clue but im super curious now and will ask my mom later!
What’s a job that you’ve had that people might be surprised to find out you’ve had? working as a language assistant w/ american students as im super anti-social and introverted
Look up. What’s directly across from you? my black wall (that ive painted myself!!) lol
Do you own any signed books/memorabilia in general? eventho i cant think of any i should have some, right? doesnt everyone have something thats signed??
Preferred way to spend a rainy day? on my ps4 or writing with my balcony door open so i can hear the rain
What do you get on your bagels? What WOULD you get if you had access to anything you wanted? we dont do bagels here or sandwiches and ive only been to subway once, was totally lost, amde a fool out of myself and never went to one ever again lol
Brunch or midnight snacks? brunch! eventho i love eating midnight snacks, my tummy doesnt react well to them....
Favorite mug you own as a none-coffee drinker, i dont have one
What coffee drink would you describe yourself as? probably milk-coffee? im super white and most people dont like me ^^
Pick a song lyric to describe your current mood (and drop the name and artist!) ive been anxious for the past week cause we have to do a presentation for work and my anxiety riddled brain is freaking out. but ive been trying to remind myself that, while its a struggle, its also an opportunity to show myself what im capable of! “I will never ever know, if i quit now” - Mess by Jasmine Sokko
Fruity or herbal teas? i do like both but prefer fruity ones
What’s that one TV show that you’re a little bit embarrassed to watch but you still like nonetheless? motto ojamajo doremi - its just really cute!
That book you were forced to read for class but actually ended up enjoying? The wave
Do you match your socks? yas
Have you ever been horseback riding? yup during sports-week at school, but i was terrified all the time and had no idea what i was doing LOL
What was your “phase” when you were younger? (i.e., Mythology Nerd, Horse Girl, Space Geek, etc) if loner counts, then that ^^
Have you ever been to jail? nope, but i kinda really wanna see one from the inside smh
What’s your opinion on Lazy Susan’s (the spinning tray in the middle of tables)? i only know them from chinese restaurants and they are quite handy if ya do food sharing but otherwise i dont really see the use
Puzzles? need to be in the mood but haven done one in yeeeears
You can only have one juice for the rest of your life, what is it? orange juice for sure
What section do you immediately head for when you walk into a bookstore? i rarely go to a bookstore rip i know but when, i usually check their manga section first (rip x2 lol) and then the thriller one
What’s one thing you’re trying to learn/relearn in your downtime right now? im on day 382 on my duolingo japanese course! also, the fic im currently writing has taught me a lot about not over editing and paraphraph-ing (whetever that is actually called)
Who’s your go-to musical artist when you’re feeling upbeat? not into musicals
Where could someone find you in a museum? that depends which museum it is. but im usually trying to follow a path that brings me past everything
What’s that one outfit in your closet you never get the chance to wear but want to? the super duper emo-like red plaid pants a friend of mine gave me years back.
Rainbows, stars, or sunset colored clouds? pink louds!
If you could own any non-traditional pet (dogs, cats, fish, rodents, etc), what would it be? while im quite wary of birds, emus look kinda cool. oh or a wombat maybe? or an axolotl!
Do you have more art on your walls or more photographs? art that either i or my mom has drawn
You have to get one meme tattooed on your body, what meme is it and where does it go? as embarrassing as it is i LOVE memes so i cant choose just one.
Pick a superhero sidekick to hang out with im not really into superhero stuff so i dont really know any sidekicks.. if ron from kim possible counts then him id say lol
Lakes, rivers, or oceans? lakes for sure, oceans are just too wide and deep and scary
Favorite mid-2000s song im totally blanking now but the only 2 that came to my mind were britney - toxic and baby bash - suga suga
How do you dress when you’re home alone? pyjamas
Where do you sit in the living room (we all have a preferred spot, and you know it)? in front of my comupter lol
Knives or swords? knives
A song you didn’t think you’d enjoy but ended up loving bewhy - gottasadae
Pick an old-school Disney Channel Original Movie is camp rock one? i dunno we didnt have disney channel
Are you a “Quote that relates to the photos” caption-er, an “explanation of where I took the photos” caption-er, or a no caption kinda person when you post pictures online? i never post pics online lol but i guess id be more of an explanation kidna gal
Name a classic Vine god there are so many good ones but the first that came to my mind was “stop! i coulda dropped my croissant!” and the “ok :D” guy in the jungle
What’s the freezer food that you stock up on when you go to the grocery store? veggies! i love veggies so my freezer usually is full of it
How do you top your ice cream? ew, i dont!!
Do you like Jello? non-native english speaker here. wtf is jello. is is this clear wobbly shit? if so, then no, gross!
What’s something that you don’t have a picture of that you wish you did? well ok i do have pics, but like, actual photographs of my dog but i wish i had more and digital ones as well :( i really fucking miss him even after all this time and it would be so nice to have more quality pics of him...
How are you at climbing trees? as someone whos scared of heights and abso-fucking-lutely grossed out by bugs... take a guess :)
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