#Search the Premises

[mtg-smash-or-pass]

#smash or pass #magic the gathering #mtg #Search the premises

[niuttuc]

Today’s recent commander sleeper is a bit older, all the way from last year, roughly 56 releases ago. It’s a pillowforty enchantment, that looks similar to something like a Ghostly Prison, but plays very differently.

Ghostly Prison will stop people from killing you. This won’t. And this, on its face, has diminishing returns, you can only crack so many clues in a turn. However, it’ll desincentivize chipping at you during the game pretty heavily, nobody wants to give you a constant stream of clues.

It currently sees play as a flavorful inclusions in dedicated clue decks, but I think it has way more potential in artifact decks in general. If your opponents don’t attack you, well, that’s a win right there, and if they do, your artifact deck should have plenty of ways to exploit that, from improvise and affinity to things like Shimmer Dragon or Ghirapur Aether Grid, depending on the color, or just powering up your Karnstructs even bigger in the new precon Urza.

It’s a bit more specific, I don’t think this one is particularly good in any generic deck, but any deck that can take advantage of a host of artifacts might want this cheap Modern Horizons rare.

#sleeper #commander #edh #investigate #clue #Search the Premises #artifact

[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

#the ethics are whack but more importantly you didn't even want to write it?? who is it even for?? not you? not me? #you didn't even have enough interest in the premise to take a crack at it?? then who cares? #please don't populate in my search results I'm looking for things that people wrote because they liked something #ao3

[lesbospirk]

This was truly the most romantic moment I've ever seen

(Ps: This is a sketch from a comic I'm working on!)

#star trek #my art #james t kirk #spirk #spock #kirk x spock #the premise #the search for spock #star trek iii: the search for spock

[spirk-trek]

Daring Attempt #3 Fanzine Cover | unknown artist, 1985

#spirk #star trek #spock #fan art #star trek tos #captain kirk #the original series #vintage #tos #star trek the original series #star trek the motion picture #star trek movies #leonard nimoy #william shatner #fanzines #fandom #the voyage home #search for spock #tbh idk which one it's for ahhh i'm a fake fan #k/s #the premise #slash

[secretstartrekblog]

listen to me bestie it’s just that, realistically, there is not one single platonic explanation for telling someone’s dad “your son meant more to me than you can know”

#the search for spock #the premise #spirk

[hailsatanacab]

Dunno if anyone can help, but I've been trying to find a tumblr fic where the JL have been trying to summon the Ghost King out in this field, but they keep getting this teenager for some reason?? And Danny, after being woken up and summoned in the middle of the night for the fifteenth time, reasons it's because he's the most ecto-contaminated being in the area that the spell just sort of latches onto him instead and everyone accepts this and they end up having smores or hotdogs or something instead

Constantine was on his way to help figure it out and Danny was staying with Aunt Amelia for some reason

I couldn't tell you if it was a prompt fill or a tumblr ficlet, but by the Ancients it has gripped me again and I need to read it/see if there's a part two because holy shit I am being brain wormed so hard

Any help would be appreciated thank youuuu 😊

#dpxdc #danny phantom #justice league #dp x dc #any help would be appreciated #ive tried searching here ive tried googling #nothing #OR if anyone has any fic recs with the same premise i am here for that too thanks haha #guys im a fake fan i got the aunts name wrong dont @ me im sorry

[zukkaoru]

i think. everyone should stop reading my most popular fics that aren't really that good and start reading the ones with 18 kudos that are significantly better

#this is about (just wanna be) somebody i'm proud of #yes i had fun writing it. but it's REALLY NOT THAT GOOD #also i cannot stress this enough: that fic was a fluke #it's NOT a good example of what i write. guys i'm so much better at the angsty character study fics #i promise i actually can get proper characterization. i had to sacrifice some of that for the light-hearted stupid cheesy premise #alas #no one in fandom actually cares about characterization #ngl sometimes i even wonder what the point of writing stuff in-character is if the flat #'characters reduced to a single trait that they may or may not even possess' #fics will ALWAYS end up being more popular than the ones with good characterization #anyway i know why the 18 kudos one is so low. it's the mcd tag. AND it's a gen fic centered around a character no one cares about #i wasn't expecting that one to do well #but it does suck that like. my most popular fics will never actually be my best ones #it's the same with bsd but THAT'S a whole other story #that's the phenomenon of everyone reducing bsd to the skk show and not giving the time of day to fics centered around anyone else #do u guys realize there are SO many other INCREDIBLE characters and dynamics???? #like i was doing that bsd fic rec event on twt and almost all of the fics recced were skk #meanwhile i was searching for anything NOT skk bc idk other ships and characters deserve appreciation too?? #and i don't even read much skk bc it's so hard to find anything that's. like. ACTUALLY good. #anyway. i don't actually care if you read somebody i'm proud of #but i hate that that's like. one of my most popular fics by a longshot #i have stuff that is so much better that people won't even glance at bc it's not tagged with the most popular m/m ship in the fandom #hello grace here

[dailydoseoffanfics]

I've been having this idea for a while and im just gonna say it:

Spiderverse x reader. But with an isekai!reader.

Basically, (y/n) is just your average spiderman fan. They read every comic book of any spiderpeople and obviously itsv and atsv are their absolute favorite movies. They keep rambling about it, telling how the visuals look stunning, characters are top tier, yada yada.

But one FAITHFUL day, during midnight, our (y/n) is rewatching the atsv movie for the 16542890th time, and while they were enjoying it, screen suddenly glitches and creates some kind of portal, (y/n) gets sucked into it and upon waking up, THEY REALIZE THEY'RE IN ITSV/ATSV !!!!! JINKIES!!!!!!

But anyhow, I really wanna see this kind of concept because its just so interesting and i wanna see a premise where a reader from our world randomly gets sucked into the spiderverse movies (the first movie or the second movie.......................or both), and how they would react to this situation, how they will meet the characters, you guys get what im saying (i hope). I've been tempted to make this kind of story, but my writing skills beg to differ 💀

It can be platonic or romantic. Idrc, but if any of you guys are planning to make this kind of story, please tag me 😘🙏

Bonus points if it's also a yandere story/has yandere themes as well. I'm not saying its a requirement, but that would be REALLY interesting to see.

Yeah i just wanted to get this idea off my head, writing this at 1 am and i need to sleep 💀. Hope yall are having a wonderful day.

EDIT: You don't have to credit me if you're planning to write this kind of story. If you want to give me credits, then go ahead! Just know that I frankly don't give a shit if you didn't credit me, as this was just an idea that popped into my brain at an ungodly hour 💀

#spider man: across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #spiderverse x reader #spiderverse x you #spiderverse x y/n #spider man: into the spider verse #into the spider verse #itsv #atsv #itsv x you #atsv x you #ive been searching for this type of premise #like i really wanna see this type of premise #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #rambles

[i23kazu]

say no to this

warnings – mentions of abuse in passing, it's not descriptive. also diluc cheats on you. honestly i'd tag this as suggestive because there's a bit of IMPLIED sexy times in this one but i didn't write it in!

characters – diluc x fem!reader [can be read as gn!reader if you'd like, but feminine terminology (wife, mother, etc) is still there]

a/n – the second part of my hamilton au! all lyrics go to lin manuel miranda, i don't take credit for any of it. i had to rewrite some parts of the song to fit the au! please reblog if you enjoyed this! the song is "say no to this" from hamilton :3 link to series post.

There's nothing like summer in the city, Ying thought. Someone under stress meets someone looking pretty – there's trouble in the air, even you can smell it. Our dear Ragnvindr's by himself: I think I'll let him tell it.

( diluc's pov )

I hadn't slept in a week – I was weak, I was awake. You've never seen a bastard orphan more in need of a break. Between longing for Jean and I was missing my wife – that's when Miss Donna Reynolds walked into my life.

The girl said, " Mr Ragnvindr, I know you are a man of honor. I'm so sorry to bother you at home, but I don't know where to go, and I came here all alone."

Reynolds added, "My husband's doin' me wrong. He's been beatin' me, cheatin' on me, and mistreatin' me. But suddenly he's up and gone, and I don't have the means to go on."

I sighed. The Reynolds family was a notoriously broken one – James Reynolds was a gambler and a drunkard, a wife beater, even. Donna Reynolds took the brunt of it all.

Therefore, I offered her a loan and offered to walk her home – I was luckily she lived close by, otherwise I wouldn't have offered in lieu of the mountains of paperwork that welcomed me in my abode. Once we were out on the streets, Donna tapped my shoulder.

"Yes?"

"Oh, nothing – you're too kind, sir."

I felt a deep pity for her life, and gave her thirty bucks that I had kept away.

"I live a block away," she said. "This one's mine, sir."

Donna walked up the steps to her home, breath trembling. She placed her hand on

Then I said, "Well, I should head back home. Goodni-"

What I wasn't expecting was the matriarch of the Reynolds family to grab my wrist tightly, and pull me into her house.

"Mrs Reynolds, I really should be going-"

"Just follow me, Diluc." Donna turned red, and led me to her bed.

(WAHOO SEXY TIMES WAAAOW i'm not writing this shit.)

That was when I began to pray. Archons, show me how to say no to this. How do I not know how to say no to this? Barbatos, she looks so helpless. (And her body's saying, "Hell, yes.)

No, show me how to say no to this.

I don't know how to say no to this!

In my mind, I promise you, (Y/N) – I'm trying to go, but all of a sudden her mouth was on mine, and I don't say no.

I couldn't say no.

On my account, I wish I could say that was the last time – I know, I said that last time, but it became a pastime. A month into this endeavor with Donna, I received a letter from a Mr. James Reynolds, even better. It said:

"Dear Sir, I hope this letter finds you in good health And in a prosperous enough position to put wealth In the pockets of people like me down on their luck You see, that was my wife who you decided to-"

Fuuuuuuuu-.

"Uh oh, you made the wrong sucker a cuckold So time to pay the piper for the pants you unbuckled And hey, you can keep seein' my whore wife If the price is right, if not I'm telling your wife."

I hid the letter and I raced to her place. I screamed, "How could you?" in her face, but she said;

"No, sir!"

Donna was half dressed and apologetic: a mess, she looked pathetic, she was crying.

"Please, don't go, Diluc!"

"So was your whole story a setup?" I asked angrily, throwing the letter into her face.

"I don't know about any letter!"

"Stop crying, archons, dammit, get up!"

"I didn't know any better!"

"I am ruined! My career is ruined." I wanted to tear my hair out in that moment.

"Please, don't leave me with him helpless!" Donna was sobbing into my lap.

"I am helpless, how could I do this?"

"Diluc, please – just give him what he wants and you can have me!" I don't want you.

"Whatever you want, if you pay, you can stay! Please!"

Barbatos, show me how to say no to this. I don't know how to say no to this.

But this situation's helpless, right? Who am I to deny a person in need?

"There is nowhere I can go!" Donna cried. I couldn't think straight anymore, and I kissed the girl on my lap.

To tell you the truth, when her body's on mine, I don't say no. I can't say no.

Say no to this, Diluc.

Yes.

"So?" James Reynolds smirked, in my mind. I could picture that gleeful grin of that man when I give him the money.

Nobody needs to know. I'm sorry, (Y/N).

wahoo sorry i put this story on hold for so long!! hope yall enjoyed and dont worry the next part will definitely be better <3 please reblog with tags and comments :") i wont tag this with the astronetwrk tag because this is suggestive ueueue

#diluc x reader #diluc x fem reader #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #mildly suggestive – this part is about cheating tbh. #also emotional and physical abuse is mentioned #so i'd be warned if i were yall :") #you can search up the lyrics to Say No To This (Hamilton) if you want to see the premise of this story #[📝 stewardess' notepad!] #hamilton #hamilton au

[magnetic-rose]

.................. avatar fanfic is kind of ass lmfao.

#atla #generalizing ik but #you can literally search any ship... ANY SHIP OR CHARACTER #and the basic premise of the fic is generally: zuko is an emotionally fragile uwu sadboi who's suffered abuse no one else has suffered in #the history of the world and every single other character has to be his emotional support therapist and tell him what an amazing special bo #he is #like ENOUGH #i love zuko i think he's a great character with a great arc #but fandom is so hyperfixated on this particular character and his particular pain

[neutronian]

me everytime there's a scene with edgar

#hilariously she and i are talking about nearly the same person #oh. very different emotions though. edgar my beloved. #woe.begone #search party #e speaks #it's such a fun show!! we are SO far away from the initial premise of the show it has Gone Places

[dimdiamond]

As a Greek Tintin fan, I have a very dumb theory about Tintin’s real name. In French, Tintin is a nickname for names that end in -tin like Augustin, Martin, Constantin etc. There’s a Greek movie titled «Σούλα έλα ξανά» where the protagonist is raised by her three aunts who all want her to have the nickname Soula so they legally give her three names (Anastasia, Aspasia, Athanasia) that can all have the nickname.

My silly little head canon is that Tintin was raised by an extended family so he has a ridiculous amount of first names, all of which are adjacent to the nickname Tintin.

Okokok first of all my dude you just became my favourite asker ever! No one before managed to cause me three strokes at once and so many conflicting feelings in one rollercoaster message and In the end you just made me realize how much I lovehateBUTLOVE this movie! I love this headcanon for so many reasons, first of all, Augustin Quentin Martin Remi slaps and second, it led me to draw this:

It is inspired by this clip from the opening sequence of the movie, trust me, you want to watch it:

"https://youtu.be/RMTz8Pfxrdo"

For you guys who have the big misfortune of not knowing this movie and reference, I'll try to make it more clear under the cut!

This movie is a romantic comedy, called "Σούλα 'Ελα Ξανά" (Soula Ela Xana= Soula Come Again, yes it is basically an acronym for sex, bare with me), released back in 2009 and it shaped who I am now and I wish I was kidding.

The plot focuses on Soula, a 30-year-old elementary teacher who receives gifts from her four exes on her birthday, which leads her to revisit the diary she kept as a child. When she finds a page where she promises she will be married by 30, she panics and decides to act. Said action is planning a game of who from the four exes deserves her second chance and she will marry the winner. For that, she invites them to the island she works (without them knowing her game) and calls her two girl best friends to help her. Before you pity the four gorgeous men, take into account that one is pathologically jealous, one is a cheating casanova, one is a momma's boy, and one is tight-fisted, so really they asked to be dumbed. Who among the four will reach Soula's heart and maybe it has already been reached by her friend who vouches to never get married?

Spoiler: Soula decides not to marry any of the four but her friend- who found out about her marrying and made him realize his feelings for her- shows up and asks to marry him because he loves her and wants to share his life with her and so they get married. It's a typical happy ending in a Greek movie, what did you expect? At least it doesn't feel forced, believe me!

It is a very weird movie with some old dated jokes but damn it is entertaining and the main theme song is so catchy?! Despite the first impression, it has some very interesting points: Soula is a happy, independent woman, who shares her friend's opinion on marriage and having children aren't what they need, until society's expectations and mostly the pressure she puts herself crushes on her and her judgment, until the very end she manages to get her sense back and realize how wrong she was and how much she was unfair with these men but mostly with herself. The four men show how willing they are to change (especially the jealous one knows he has a serious problem and tries to surpass it) but they don't necessarily succeed, at least for Soula, and that underlines how some people's attributes can't be tossed away entirely and the effort must be first of all for ourselves and later for the partner that will be there to support us. Marriage is shown in different lights and for Soula in the end it means companionship and commitment but not happiness necessarily if there's no love. For her friend, marriage was something that would take his freedom and fun away only to realize that it doesn't feel like that with his friend, a woman he came to love and care.

Ok I have many thoughts on this movie and I didn't expect I would analyze it in a Tintin post in 2023 but here we are.

#DUDE THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS #i hope you like this artwork #sorry but you mentioned the movie and just couldn't stop myself from drawing tintin in that dress #i know that except us no one will truly get it unless they search for the movie but I don't care I had to #now i am thinking how chaotic and hilarious a tintin au would be with this movie's premise #sorrynotsorry my mutuals for this #tintin #the adventures of tintin #my art

[realbeefman]

hazbin hotel feels like whenever the most annoying athiest you know tries to #epicallypwn a Christian by making the most base level critique that rests on a fundamental misunderstanding of what Christians ideology actually entails. and then if they made a really mediocre adult cartoon about what an epic pwn it was.

#the entire argument hazbin attempts to make rests on a premise that is already a very robust argument within Christian communities #non-christians will meet a few nutso fundies and assume they understand what christianity is which is WILD. #like. i am not muslim i have not read the quran i do not closely know any muslims #hence why im not MAKING ARGUMENTS ABOUT WHAT MUHAMMAD ACTUALLY MEANT BASED OFF MY VERY BASIC UNDERSTANDING OF HIS TEACHINGS #and i get that christianity definitely doesnt have AS robust a library in this tradition as islam or judaism #but come ON. like one google search wouldve helped this show be good #to be clear i loved the show deeply obsessed with it i cant stop thinking about it. but it also is genuinely Bad and Not Good. #hazbin hotel critique

[discourseposter]

going insane ok does anyone remember an episode of a show?? I think. where there's an ai that hosts a game show that went off the air years ago?? But the ai is still stuck??? And it rates your anecdotes and responses to questions or whatever??? I'm going insane

#i KNOW this exists because i remember it and I've seen this concept replicated for fic of every time/space travel show i watch #which inclines me to believe this was dr who. but i couldn't find it in any of my searches. #i thought it was infinity train at first bc it sounds like an infinity train thing but it felt wayyy too recent #i also tried agents of shield but yeah that just sounds like i read a fic that just borrowed this premise

[vapemaster42069]

Part 1 (you are here!) | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

“He’s been really into… rare grasses. Recently,” Scar sighed fondly, “I don’t know what’s gotten him into it, but he’s been trying to find this specific kind of grass for the last few months. Some kind of– I think– like, tall grass,” 

Pearl looked at him, perplexed. “Tall… grass.”

“Tall grass.” He glanced over to Grian, who was squatting over a patch of particularly-interesting moss, his round glasses slipping dangerously low towards the tip of his nose. “I don’t really get it, but he’s excited about it so I’m excited too.”

Grian glanced up, sitting back on his heels. He pushed up his glasses, ignoring the single cracked lens from a run-in with a pillager group a few days before. He held up a stone covered in little clovers and a squat patch of moss. “Grass!”

Scar shot him a thumbs-up and a grin, throwing an arm around Pearl, his armor clanking against hers. “Grass! You got it, buddy!”

“What’s this about grass? Has he found it?” Impulse called, returning to their rendezvous point from the nearby village, arms laden bags of bread and other supplies. One hand loosely gripped the reigns of his horse as he spun, coming to a neat stop with a dramatic flick of his hair. His horse mimicked the motion, tossing his head with a smug look in his eyes.

Scar rolled his eyes at the theatrics. “I was just telling our dear friend here about Grian’s valiant mission! He will vanquish his enemies with the powers of– uh – Tall grass! I think!”

“Well, until then, I got us supplies for when we leave. Should be enough to last until we get to Cub’s place to restock.” Scar held a hand up and Impulse slid a couple of the bags onto his free hand.

“Ooh, great!” Pearl eyed Impulse’s horse warily as it stepped closer, examining her hair with a ravenous sniff, “What’s this mission about, anyways? No one’s filled me in yet.”

“Oh, we’re meeting one of Cub’s associates, I think. Something about an old mage and getting a team together? I’m not really sure, you know how Cub is. Or, you’ll meet him at least! He’s an old friend, been around for a few seasons when we’ve needed him. He’ll be excited too, it’s been a while since the Order has gotten any new knights. Right, Scar?”

“Hmm?”

“Cubfan? Your dear friend? The mission?”

“Oh, yes, that! Very important.”

“When I check that bag, are there going to be all of the groceries I put in there earlier?”

“... I don’t like that question.”

“Neither do I, to  be honest– I– ok. Impulse, can you get your horse off me, please?” The horse had his entire snout buried in Pearl’s hair, chasing the smell of her soap while sniffing incredibly loudly. 

“Oh! Ed! Get off ‘er!” He tugged on the reigns and Ed reluctantly turned, swiveling back to look at Impulse with pleading eyes. “No! We don’t eat people’s hair, remember? We eat apples. Apples, Ed. You like apples,” Ed did his best imitation of a horse-frown, “Ed. We are not eating Pearl’s hair. Here, Scar! Toss me one of those apples, yeah? Here. Apple.” Ed snuffled again, slowly engulfing Impulse’s entire gauntlet and offered apple in his mouth before retrieving the fruit.

“How much do you think he’s getting from you talking to him?” Pearl unwrapped her hair, brushing her fingers through it.

“Hmm?”

“Like, does he speak English? Or, understand English?”

“I have no idea.” Impulse stared into his horse’s deep brown eyes with a focus that would intimidate anyone but Mr. Ed. Mr. Ed blinked slowly before leaning forward, sniffing at Impulse’s long hair.

“... Ok.”

“Horses aside, how far are we from this place?” Scar interjected.

“2 days, maybe? We’re meeting at the usual spot, the one in the mountains. Goal is to get there before the next blizzard hits, so we have time to plan,” 

“... We’re going to need more apples.”

#boatem knights au #im going insane over this au have this #currently chapter 1 of 3 #but more may come after that :eyes: #boatem #hermitcraft #uhh basic premise in case it's unexplained #(other than the info in the au tag) #Pearl is the newest member of the Order of knights #grian is searching for tall grass (see the cc's recent ep lmao) #and impulse has a weird horse #anyways #this is being written as the au develops so if any info contradicts the origonal author i'm sry! i'm trying! some of my stuff might contradi #theirs #my writing