#SMOL ASS MAN

[theredengineapologist]

Sometimes a family can be just a dad and his seven giant steam locomotive children.

Bonus James-centric screenshots because I have a favorite child (clearly):

#ttte memes #ttte shitpost #ttte #thomas and friends #thomas the tank engine #sir topham hatt #ttte thomas #ttte james #james the red engine #ttte edward #ttte gordon #ttte henry #ttte percy #ttte emily #shitpost #i will never get over how FUCKIN HUGE the engines are in cgi #any group shot they have with sth will always be funny to me #because sth is already short by human standards #but next to the engines he's FUCKING PUNY #SMOL ASS MAN #these giant ass steam locos (who are all older than sth too let's be honest) all gather round and are like “hi dad :D” #and sth looks back at them and are like “hello children :D” #it's so funny to me i don't know how else to explain it XD #redengineposts

[potatodotpng]

He angy

#danny phantom #digital art gif #fanart #smol bab #hate how the gif looks bad until u click it >:[ #i was thinking a scenerio where danny gets captured in an interrogation room as a smol baby man #maybe after appearing and whopping a villains ass #during a staredown danny gets fustrated and starts banging his paws on the metal table

[lemonwcheart]

If this man

Doesn't get called Bambi in season two i will aCTUALLY COMMIT A CRIME-

#smol deer man is actually taking over my life #Bambi looking-ass #i take great offense to the fact that he doesn't have a deer tail #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel radio demon

[smolthealmighty]

ATTENTION!!!

Thank you for your attention.

#bnha 387 #bnha spoilers #mr. compress #mr compress #sako atsuhiro #atsuhiro sako #so um he’s back finally and my uh lungs have stopped working #*gestures wildly* BWAAAA- #breaking news: magic man has finished his disappearance act #hello sir where have you been? you wanna tell us what you’ve been up to? #smol’s stuff #smol’s weird ass shit

[troubleshade]

He may not be the one who is most displayed on this blog, but we should remind ourselves who's running the show here (ˉ▽ˉ；)

Inspired from that poll. Thanks again folks

#tmnt #tmnt oc #tmnt oc aster #tmnt oc chiisai #tmnt oc asha #tmnt oc coen #tmnt au #he's a mad man #and he kicked their asses good #i'll go rest now #tomorrow i'll continue his sketches hehe #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2012 au #tmnt 2012 donnie #still giggling around how smol Chiisai is in comparison to her siblings lol #art

[tricks-n-illusions]

Amelia: So, you're basically out on a quest for vengeance? Wouldn't it make more sense to, I dunno, establish a better life for yourself *before* trying to throw yourself to the wolves? Call me clichéd, but there's not much left after reaching the culmination of vengeance.

"As happy and as loved as I felt of course I fucking ruined it the first chance I got. Typical me move. Nice job Silas." "I'll give her this, as much as I hated the bitch, 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 was right for once in her life. There's no hope for me and I'll never amount to much else than this. So why even try?" He loudly scoffed, The thought of being a good person. Absolutely ridiculous.

"Ugh... I better stop talking about her before she decides to crawl out of the dirt and start haunting me. Knowing my shitty knowledge of ghost types that's more likely than I want."

"So yeah, There's no fuckin point in trying anymore. I might as well fuckin' embrace it. I can't be a good person, and I'll never be able to be a good person."

"And, well, he just wants something from me that I'm NOT going to give him," He grumbled, "... Probably." "Look." He sighed, "The only thing he needs right now is what you loudmouths won't let me go do 'cause you keep talking to me. Now, fuck off before 𝐋𝐮𝐧𝐞 decides to bleed out and die." "I'd really rather not see children suffer, Even scum of the earth like me have some morals and, well, yeah, I'd rather keep those few morals intact."

#tni: chrono #tni: silas rune #If you couldn't tell Silas is a self-sabotaging ass #Thank you for the ask! #I'm about to ruin this mans whole career with this upcoming ask #Haaaa north is smol even as an adult or is silas just tall? Both. It's both. #TNI: Seance Mentions #Chapter 1: The Introduction

[petersthimble]

Been seeing takes about the John Mulaney situation where ppl are like “I’m going to keep supporting him bc I still think he’s funny”, “tbh it’s not like John made the trans jokes why is everyone upset??”

People are upset because at minimum, trans individuals didn’t fucking pay get blindsided by tired jokes about their identity? What’s so hard to understand about that??? We can talk about all the issues with John Mulaney’s jokes another time but I think we can all agree, a huge portion of his audience is queer and to see him be buddy buddy with an open transphobe to the point of him literally surprise opening his show: Was wack as fuck.

If you wanna support John after all this and literally don’t care: Just fucking say that. Don’t sit there and try to justify him making his trans audience feel belittled on a night I’m sure they thought would be great fun and ended up being traumatic.

#petersthimble #like y’all have worms in ur brain #if you wanna separate the art from the artist just say that don’t justify his actions #I don’t believe in separating the art from the artist btw I’m just saying if YOU wanna do that have at it #but the mulaney Stan’s I’ve been seeing on tumblr are killing me #MY KING I LOVE MY SKRUNKLY HE DIDNT EVEN SAY IT #yeah bc he was sitting on the fucking bench bc he’s a fucking loser #backbone of a fucking eclair #he let the queer audience that built him up and plastered his dumb face on memes and animatics down #disagree with me if you want but that just how I feel about it #clearly the john Stans aren’t gonna care regardless but I’m just saying y’all have worms #john mulaney #also that’s a grown ass man #he’s done coke???? he’s not ur OWO baby #he’s a fucking adult oh my god please stop this smol beanifactation

[squidkid15]

I started this and then my brain checked out. I may finish it later but anyways this is a Very Important height chart lmaoooo

#lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk macaque #lmk sun wukong #lmk mk #lmk core au #doodles #macaque is a tiny man #he will still kick your ass #but hes smol

[mullermoment]

"wahhhh they domesticated junkrat," they cried, while drawing junkrat like an anime boy who hasn't taken a break from his skincare routine since 2051

#like if ur gonna complain about the ow2 skin. i better not click on your profile and see you woobifying this man #“he’s my little blorbo aww he’s so cute and smol’ that is a grown ass man with psychiatric issues who probably smells like actual raw sewage #so fucking tired of seeing this shit #ur allowed to have ur headcanons. but not this one. not this one #ALSO STOP USING HIM ONLY AS SHIPPING FODDER!!!!!!!!!!! IDC WHO YOU SHIP HIM WITH BUT HE IS INCHRESTING ON HIS OWN!!!! #jake’s thoughts #overwatch #junkrat

[laesas]

Honestly the only people mad about Only Friends being fucked up and messy and sexually charged are either teenagers or adult shut-ins that have never actually interacted with a group of gay people in their early 20's. I promise, hand on heart. It is exactly as chaotic as that. Maybe more.

#only friends the series #listen. everyone is kissing everyone and sleeping with their exes and fucking their ex's exes out of spite #making out with anyone for a dare or just for the banter is like......... standard fare #like questionable blackout drunken threesomes and secretive fwb are genuinely staples of the gay friendship group dynamic #at some point you are completely immune to the fuckass wild shit that the gays get up to #like thats *just* from my very middle of the road boring no-drama vegan-adjacent group of lovable dykes in uni :') #once you get to the gay men??? bröther. #*GAY* 20's drama makes lesbian drama pale in comparison: you identify your besties exes like 'the furry' and 'married' and 'piss kink' #those are secondary elements to the story #you have to be like oh no *davids* the one with the wife - *ben* is the one that doesnt know his new man fucked his dad yet #literally the beautiful chaos of it all is unmatched #lol sorry if it doesnt appeal to the sensibilities of heterosexual fujoshis #who can't seem to handle that their fav 'smol-beans' be suckin fuckin and making ass backwards decisions in the name of being 20 and gay #but like........ its actually an important part of gay representation 😌 sorry you dont understand P'JoJo's slay like we do ✨

[jdogslover]

if i see someone call danny a "smol bean" one more fucking time im gonna kill someone

#HES A GROWN ASS MAN #WITH A WIFE #AND ALSO HAS KIDS #HES NOT A UWU SOFTIE PLEASE STOP #HES IN HIS 40S HES NOT FUCKING 10 #LEAVE HIM BE #I DONT WANNA SEE ANY OF YALL CALL HIM A 'SMOL BEAN' #hollywood undead #danny murillo

[trapperskeeper]

Damn, now I'm gonna have to look forward to every Tua and Allen post game interaction if they're gonna continue to be this adorable. 😭

Love these two. You can tell they have major respect for each other. Dolphins vs Bills is gonna be a thrilling rivalry for years to come.

#Josh makes Tua look so smol lol #and I say that knowing he's a grown ass man that probably dwarfs me in size but still #there goes Tua doling out more of his patened Dad Helmet Taps™ #he's such a Dad #miami dolphins #nfl #tua tagovailoa #josh allen

[smolthealmighty]

#bnha 374 #bnha spoilers #bubaigawara jin #bnha twice #twice bnha #hawks #keigo takami #kicking and giggling over seeing the image of twice reappearing after so long #I’m so happy to see you my sweet himbo #eat shit bird boy #lmao his murder mission didn’t do Jack to stop the sad man parade nice going fuckhead #smol’s stuff #smol’s weird ass shit

[gilgil-machine]

I'm not the best photographer but here's the photos of those two special beans🥰 God they are so wholesome☺️🌸

#I'm kinda sad that they didn't make the Malphon fists but I completely understand how it would be a pain in the ass to make them #+ price of the figure would be much higher so I'm happy with the things I got😊 #oh man they would be such an awesome team of monster slayers:3 #also on the second picture I've tried to make Gil look as tsundere as possible😄 #he's like "I'll take your nectar or whatever just don't bother me'' #but deep inside he was grateful to get such gift #anyway I'm really happy that I have those two now #my precious smol bean boys🥰🥰🥰 #my ramblings #personal

[pkbth]

Revisit Dark souls remastered

And cannot stop brainrotting about these two.

#seath the scaleless #havel the rock #yes this is my crack ship #seathvel #havel is a smol aggressive bean #seath is a tall and lanky sassy ass old man #fromsoftware #dark souls remastered #human seath

[maxymylli0n]

I saw this on tiktok and went, "So?"

Don't get me wrong, she's right on the money. But that's the thing, that's the attraction. The whole reason Quinn is so appealing is because he is the guy you randomly meet at a pub where you have flirty banter but never go home with and then you think about sometimes. It's his natural charm and wit that gets you. He's just another british lad you meet on a night out. He's not a famous person, he's a person who got famous. The plus here is that man's eyes are a whole ass universe.

#thoughts #you can disagree but no he is not a smol bean #i dont really know how he is in real life and i dont need to perceive him #he is a grown ass man and ill leave it at that #joseph quinn #eddie munson