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okthatsgreat · 2 months

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did anybody see the newest episode of danganronpa 52 lollllllll

#there is something deeply wrong with team dr im afraid #A DEATH SO SOON JESUSSSSSS where was the ult cardiologist at......... #dr52 liveblog #dr52 spoilers #lee chat

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Gonna try getting into the new season lol, I stopped watching at season 37. No spoilers please

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Okay wow a lot has changed! Everything is so high tech now??? I kinda miss when they just kept it more simple and had them all locked in a school ngl but maybe thats just me liking season 1 lol. Im really liking Jiro so far Im hoping he at least makes it to chapter 3 because I really wanna know more about that guy

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You've gotta be kidding.

#CHAPTER ONE? HE DIED CHAPTER ONE? #THIS IS WHY I HATE ALL OF THE NEW SEASONS SO FUCKIGN BAD #THEY ONLY CARE ABOUT SHOCK VALUE AND THEY DONT CARE ABOUT STORY #THAT DEATH MAKES NO SENSE THERE ARE YOU ACTUALLY JOKING #Im logging off.

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just a reminder that wishing death on any of the danganronpa writers makes you a terrible person and all of your favorite danganronpa characters hate you if you do that! 🤗 this is danganronpa so a lot of them will die 🤗 that doesnt mean you get to be a dickhead to team dr 🤗 get over it! 🤗

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oh my god can anybody in this fandom just be normal and not use this weird passive aggressive tone for every single post. the writers do not give less of a fuck and neither do the actors theyre all dealing with their own shit

#i hate this fandom istg. and stop calling them characters the flashback light doesnt make them entirely fake #theyre still actual people #with feelings #danganronpa 52

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this is NOT what ultimate hope makoto naegi would have wanted

#dr52 spoilers #lucky student killed first chapter <;/3 #shut up you [txt]

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kazuichi sighted in the new post-season promo video he looks so g.ood .... . id let him do anything to me

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HELLO?

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Puhuhu! New episode of DANGANRONPA 52 out TODAY at 1pm JST! Make sure to bring your popcorn and your bagels, this episode sure gets.... despairful 👀You won't wanna miss it!

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🍳 naeggieggin Follow

can early season purists please get their heads out of nagito komaedas ass. he does not want to fuck you

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Waiittttt Jiro is so cute actually XD He keeps tripping over his shoelaces in the background of scenes LOL he's so smol ..............

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I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF

#he's DEAD?????????????????????????????????

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keep in mind the danganronpa actors are still real people and they can see all of you thirsting over them ok. please be normal. just because they went through the effects of the flashback light doesnt mean its ok to be a fucking weirdo to hajime whenever he walks outside

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They're celebrities. People are going to find celebrities attractive, especially if these are people they see on screens and billboards every day. If you pick up the nearest magazine you find you're probably going to find Junko Enoshima in it. And maybe you should consider that those "weirdos" who are walking up to Hajime are simply fans that want to greet him. We've watched these people fight through hell, cry, laugh, and find hope along the way. Of course we are going to get attached to them, especially to those of us who have been keeping up with them for a long time now. You're basically asking a bunch of teenagers to close their eyes and pretend their favorite media doesn't exist.

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i literally did not say that

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have you maybe ever considered that maybe some people get hyperfixations??

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oh my fucking god.

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anybody in this thread smoke weed

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OKKKKK WAIT WHY IS RANTARO KINDA 👀👀👀

#the way he got so serious while investigating.............. #wasnt a huge fan of him at the start but he's growing on me lowkey #dr52 #danganronpa 52 #dr52 #orange speaks!

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JIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#FUFUUUCUCKKCKCCKKKCKKCKC I REALLY LIEKD HIM!!!3!@!#(!# #FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK #ORUUGH WHY COULDNT HAVE BEEN MOMO #dr52 lb

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no chapter 1 death is ever gonna beat sayaka imo #girl

#it just really started the series off so well and no other chapter 1 victim has impressed me tbh #ugh but idk shes kinda annoying now with all of her interviewssss like girl its ok to not smile sometimes lmfao #sayaka maizono #dr52 critical #maru.txt

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guy ists ok hes not actually dead hes just sleeping guys

#guys #danganronpa 52 #danganronpa 52 spoilers #<- ??? just in case

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ok queen speak your truth i guess

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THIS MIGHT BE A CLUE THIS MGIHT BE A CLUE TO JIROS KILLER IM LOOKIGNGGGGG SO HARD AT AKEMI RIGHT NOW

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i think she might have just accidentally posted a draft lol

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I dont know............. team dr has done this before where they leave littel clues in places and this seems a little TOO coincidental

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I hit the post button too early.

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KYOKO KIRIGIRI?

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okkkkk im kinda over rantaro already lmao. heres hoping we dont get another season of him

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#today i would like to present to you: what if danganronpa actually was a tv show and we all had tumblr #danganronpa #danganronpa v3 #lee chat

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blee-bleep · 4 months

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pinagtagpo ngunit hindi tinadhana puso natin ay hindi sa isa't-isa

smol fic

Sucy didn't listen to music a lot but when she did, her playlist was admittedly pretty drab. She liked working in silence most of the time so she couldn't see much use in having a preference for music, but when she did she just let on whatever was on the radio, if there was.

Her roommate couldn't say the same. Actually, Sucy recants her statement about not having preference; she couldn't tolerate pop music for her life. Especially the ones that stayed blasting on the radio for months before being blown over by a newer, more obnoxious pop song.

Her siblings back in Cebu liked music though, enough for them to blast through their speakers and let the whole household know, not giving a shit if it bothered the other dwellers inside the house. However, as much as she claims she disliked the noise her siblings claim to be music, she couldn't help but let it trickle into her playlist. Hours upon hours of karaoke accounted for that.

So it's not weird to find some Filipino classics between the classical ones, the only other genre that Sucy could listen to while working. Some Eraserheads, UDD, Rivermaya, Itchyworms, Asin, hell, even Apo Hiking Society was in it.

Akko though, oh Sucy hates Akko's taste for music.

Robotic voices, insane fast-paced rhythms, either or also Kpop, Jpop, or just the latest Top 100 in the West. It was a mess. Much messier than whatever Sucy had back home. At least the language was familiar. This storm of a noise was not.

But Sucy sooner or later made peace with it when over time, she slowly let her walls down around Akko. Well, more like Akko had successfully knocked them down. Even after being treated like Sucy's guinea pig for her chemical experiments, she is still up and opening her arms to Sucy. A little too wide open.

One night, when Akko had come back from an afterparty that O'niell (the redhead asshat which she hung out so much) had held, she was drunk. Wasted. And accidentally puked on the foot of Sucy's desk. To be honest, she expected Akko to not come back until morning, as per usual of her shenanigans on campus.

She told Akko to clean her mess up before going to bed and went back to sleep annoyed. Akko, surprisingly, did as she was told. But had also climbed onto Sucy's side of the room. The sudden dip in Sucy's bed shook her awake.

Sucy leveled her drunk ass with a deathly stare. "What."

"What? It's cold in my bed."

"With all those stupid stuffed animals?"

"It's different," Akko sniffled. "Please? Just this once."

Sucy stared at Akko's face enough to see if this was the result of the foul gin in her breath and contemplated stuffing her in her duvet and letting her suffocate. But something must've happened at the party because Akko didn't usually look like that. Upon closer inspection, her eyes were glassy. Nose red, not from the cold, but from an obvious meltdown. After a few more seconds of staring, Sucy begrudgingly let her in.

And maybe it was the remaining alcohol in her system because then Akko turned her head and whispered, "Y'know, you're really nice."

"Shut up and go to sleep."

"No, for real. Like, thanks for putting up with my shit."

"Lotte puts up with you too."

"Yeah, love her for that. Ne," Akko suddenly turned and now they were face to face.

Too close, Sucy thinks. She hates that it's so close like this.

"Can you play some of your songs?"

"Why?"

"Dunno', just feelin like listening."

"If you're gonna start dancing on my bed, I will kick you out of this room and you're going to have to sleep in the hallway."

Akko giggles in this drunkenly stupid way and Sucy cannot believe that out of all the times Akko has laughed, this is the one that gets Sucy to think she's cute. She hopes it's dark enough that Akko doesn't notice her face turning red.

"I won't! My feet are way too tired for that," Akko shifts. "I trust you to have great taste. Just play anything. I'll like it."

"And if you don't?"

"It's you," Akko laughs. "I won't."

Somehow, Sucy lets her do this. And she opened her downloaded playlist; the only playlist on her phone, and set it down. It hummed out Orange and Lemon's Hanggang Kailan into the room, low enough to not be of an annoyance but enough for the lyrics to be heard.

Sucy blushes at the random pick of the song but doesn't move to change it. Fortunately, Akko doesn't understand Tagalog and just hums.

"Hehe, see. You have good taste."

"Shut up and go to sleep."

After that, Akko goes still and silent. Sucy can't do the same. She can sleep through Akko's snores like every other night, but when the music she typically has for the background is suddenly open like this, she suddenly becomes much more aware of the lyrics.

Umuwi ka na baby 'Di na ako sanay ng wala ka Mahirap ang mag-isa At sa gabi'y hinahanap-hanap kita

"Jesus Christ," Sucy whispers and turns so that her back is to Akko's. The bed is too small to move a lot. "This song is so corny."

She hears, feels Akko chuckling. "I like it."

The song is slow to end, and when it does, Armi Millare's voice comes out, serenading,

Ba't 'di papatulan ang pagsuyong nagkulang? Tayong umaasang hilaga't kanluran Ikaw ang hantungan, at bilang kanlungan mo Ako ang sasagip sa 'yo, whoa-oh

Again, this song is slow to close. When it does, Magnus Haven, a band Sucy isn't exactly familiar with but her sister had told her to listen, comes on. Sucy thought Akko was finally asleep before she heard her humming along to the second chorus. Sucy stills and lets her be, her eyes slowly closing, mind losing to sleep.

"... What does tadhana mean?"

"Huh?" Sucy rasps. "Destiny, or I guess, fate. Why?"

"Huh," Akko whispers the word again. "So you like those kinda songs, huh Sucy?"

Sucy blushed and was about to reprimand that Akko's taste in music wasn't better but then she heard the other girl snoring, already asleep.

Maybe it started from there, maybe earlier or later, but it was certainly a factor in how and why Sucy developed a crush like that.

Sucy wasn't as uncaring to Akko's business as she claims to be. As her roommate, she admittedly was more concerned for her than she let on. So when Sucy notices that Akko is not in the mood for experiments, or has other problems to deal with, Sucy gives her some allowance and lets her do what she thinks would calm her down. Letting her blast her music and dance her stress away, or letting her listen to Sucy's music and let her ask some dumb questions that would take her mind off what was confusing her.

Sucy is no white knight though. She won't be the one to save Akko in her every state. Sucy rationalizes her feeling of it being a result of proximity. And she won't let her heart get the best of her.

But one night, when Akko comes back to the room, Sucy notices her head is down. She is looking at something, but Sucy can't make it out.

That night, Akko asks if they could share the bed again. It's a cold night, Sucy rationalizes and lets her. Somehow, not even requested, Sucy hesitatingly places her arm across Akko's neck. Neither of them moves. Sucy waits.

"Diana asked me out today," Akko whispers. Sucy felt herself turn to stone. It's a moment before Akko says, "I don't know what she sees in a klutz like me."

everything.

Sucy holds her tongue and slowly breathes, trying to not let the night's cold make her freeze and give her an excuse to let Akko be trapped in her arms. Instead, she forces herself to sit up. Akko is facing away from her, looking at her hand.

Maybe this'll be the last time, Sucy thinks and her hand sneaks to Akko's free hand and touches it. It flinches a bit before slowly letting their fingers intertwine together. It's intimate like this. But Sucy knows this wouldn't be anything but platonic.

"Ne," Akko whispers again. "Will you play some of your songs again?"

And so Sucy does. When she sets her phone down, she slouches slightly, and unconsciously gathers a strand of Akko's hair in her free hand, playing with it absentmindedly. Akko doesn't say anything.

Sucy doesn't say she's finally made a separate playlist which consists of songs Akko said she liked.

Time goes to a crawl as Sucy's chest grows heavier. As the night goes on, as Akko's eyes shut to sleep, Juan Karlos's and Sucy's voice goes,

"Oh, 'di ba? Nakakaputang ina Tayo'y lumilipad, at ako'y iniwan mo pa 'Di ba? Ginawa mo pa akong tanga Tayo'y lumilipad, at ako'y iniwan mo, hmm"

#ayyyy suakko angst cuz i got inspired by some opm #suakko #lwa #little witch academia #sucy manbavaran #atsuko kagari #idk just take this word vomit and very VERY loosely connected lyrics from different songs

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25-ward · 2 months

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James Wilsons Mommymilkers - documented internet background

Considering Jack is clearly inspiring some less than tasteful posts, I though I'd join in 4 once. This is coming from the perspective of someone who knew him over a year ago, and personally ended up having an attempt on my life after a year of knowing him. He is by gone one of the most draining people I've ever met with next to no change in over 2 years. Screenshots are in order. So, let's start in the beginning. Asking a 13 year old whether or nor not he thought sexual intercourse was okay with a werewolf. Before even being kicked for this he bothered everyone 2 no end with some random ass inappropriate shit to the point Matthew (server owner) asked him to be quiet. Consistently tried to negotiate people to do irresponsible shit toward situations they were in, violently. Constantly telling people to kill themselves. It's gone on for years, he told me to in several instances as well where he played victim, threw a fit, and claimed I was lying. Constantly dmed me 2 vent. Every night even when I was out with friends. Next screenshots are pretty self explainable. ------------------------------------------------------------- he was obsessed with me being 5'0 and so "SMOL". obsessed with me having a "pedo stache". constantly made ur mom jokes. my mom killed herself lmao, and he knew that. that's why he got weird about it. blames me for him getting "traumatized" or whatever the fuck that means. i didnt even split until after, so he's pissed at me for something none of us did and it's because we're "still the same body" theres a bunch of other shit but. yk

(lol this was in a public chat im pretty sure)

he had this odd thing going on w some endogenic "system" ???

this is "pedo stauche" me btw lol.

#james-wilsons-mommymilkers #jwmm #house md #dr house #hilson #malpractice md #its never lupus #except that one time #house fandom

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slocumjoe · 1 year

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ways people write the companions that make me go hmmm

Gage excluded because I haven't seen enough portrayals of him

Cait; Poor Cait has such confusing, odd writing choices that I can’t blame anyone for doing this, but...when she’s boiled down to either Tough Irish Gal or Traumatized, with little dimension. Again, Bethesda does this themselves in text, depending on ??? so it’s not, like, a big deal. My advice for writing Cait is to remember that she exists outside of being Irish or Traumatized. She’s read/read about Freud, for example. So, she presumably learned to read, likely self-taught. If she read something psychology related, she must have taken an interest in it. That sort of thing. The best way to write Cait is to not take the obvious answer, because Cait’s depth itself isn’t obvious.

Curie; When people write Curie as a stupid, horny, smol bean 2 gud 4 dis world, i throw up in my mouth. Same as Cait, this is Bethesda’s fault. They have a habit of going for funny dialogue instead of sensible. There is no reason for Curie to say half the shit she does, she says it because someone thought it was funny, or worse, sexy. I’d recommend going through Curie’s likes/dislikes and dialogue even more so than I do other companions. Curie has a lot of edges if you go looking for them. Y’know Covenant? Curie supports Covenant. Also, she’s literally a robot in a human body. She’s 200+ years old, too. Make her fucking weird. Y’know how elves/fae are? Like that. Bonus if you make her friendliness off-putting. Being friends with a doctor gets annoying, speaking from personal experience. Also, being a doctor, she knows all about sex and sexual pleasure. She’s not confused what a dick is

Hancock; please acknowledge other aspects of his character beyond horny, sad, or high. He has them, I swear. Do you even know his parents’ names? No. You care only about ghoul dick or stoner jokes. He’s not even a stoner, he does the Fallout equivalent of meth/adderall. Much like Deacon, he does and thinks about other shit. I joke with Hancock as well, but you might notice that none of my actual reacts/headcanons open and close with shit like “he huffs some jet with one hand, fingers you with the other, and thinks about how he sucks”

Danse; i promise you, Paladin Danse is not hypervigilant of people’s asses/tits/dicks/whatevers. He’s not imagining having sex with your busty Sole every time he looks at them. That’s not just not Danse, it’s also very creepy and dehumanizing to both Danse and Sole. Is Sole not more than their tits? Other companions get the too-horny treatment as well, but I see Danse getting it worse of all. Sometimes he’s written as absolute manchild regarding sex, knowing literally nothing, same as Curie. I say Danse doesn’t know what jerking off is as a joke, but he probably knows. But Chronic Virgin Danse is usually a light-hearted joke, Hypersexual Danse is just fucking weird. It gets into unhealthy territory. Like...Danse wouldn’t want to fight people flirting with his crush. He wouldn’t even get aggressive if he was dating Sole. He’s not a hotheaded asshole. Annoyed at best, rude at worst. It’s giving Fifty shades/Twilight/After.

Deacon; You guys know that when Deacon takes a shit, he isn’t dedicating it to Barbara, right? He isn’t dedicating it to his own redemption, or saving synths? He isn’t thinking up a cool lie to make about the shit-taking? When he has a drink of water, he isn’t like, “Barb used to drink water.” or “The U.P Deathclaws drank water” or “I’m gonna say I killed a behemoth with a water bottle!” Deacon has other thoughts and motivations beyond the meme or the sad. I can’t judge too much, because Deacon himself would approve of being thought of like this, but good god. Just let the dude be a dude sometimes. Let him shit in peace.

MacCready; might be because he’s the most solidly written, but very few complaints with most MacCready stuff. Him being a little perverted is in character, he’s 22. However, I have seen people straight up forget Duncan and Lucy. It’s okay, though. So did Bethesda.

Nick; Also usually solid, the most common crime is that aforementioned After Shades of Twilight writing. Nick is not a possessive dude. He’s even less likely than Danse to get aggressive over his partner. Yeah, sure, he’s a cop, but is that really the fantasy you want? Really?

Piper; I have...famously strong opinions on Piper, but good god. Blue this, Blue that, I’m gonna write about this, this’ll look good in my paper, I’m putting this in the news. Oh my God. You’d think Sole was a fucking SMURF with how many writers call them Blue. You’d think Piper dragged her writing press behind her like Sisyphus heaving his boulder along. Same as Deacon and Hancock, SHE DOES OTHER SHIT. People bend over backwards trying to work in the fact she’s a reporter. Same as Cait, the obvious is not interesting.

Preston; fuck the settlement jokes, I hate it when Preston is turned into an UwU soft boy baby cinnamon roll 2 gud 4 dis world UwU sunshine sweetie pie cutie. Whenever someone does this, they don’t actually like Preston. They have no thoughts, no feelings, they just...I don’t know, want to be contrarion to Preston haters? “Imagine not liking Preston, couldn’t be me ;333″ you realize this is racist, right? Like, you know infantilizing black men is racist? Oh my God you don't know this is racist

X6-88; SPEAKING OF FUCKING RACISM. The highest discourse I’ve seen around X6 is calling it ableist to HC him as autistic, but that is NOT the biggest issue with X6 writing. X6-88 is best described as, like, a very expensive, very spoiled cat of a rich, Old Money asshole. You know the Evil Stepmother’s cat in Cinderella? That bitch. That’s X6 in a nutshell. That’s how you write X6. I’m not even going to get into the racist ass portrayals of X6 because fuck is it tiring, just gonna leave you with this; X6 is best when you see his character for the humor and genuinely interesting philosophies in it, and not when you see him as a BDSM hardcore porn big dick sex god dominant daddy who likes spanking.

#fallout 4 #fo4 #paladin danse #preston garvey #piper wright #nick valentine #x6-88 #robert joseph maccready #x6 discourse makes me so tired #its also Bethesdas fault like with everything else but omg #the coldest takes. yall have the coldest takes with this man

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mychlapci · 5 days

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I'd do it on anon, but I've sent asks more cursed than this.

So, usually, Ratchet of Dratchet is the one carrying in these. However, imagine if it was Drift in his Dreadlock days that is carrying a sparkling, but genuinely does not realize it. This is both fuel for angst and (at least for me) comedy because I can imagine Deadlock just pulling weird shenanigans to avoid telling anyone about why he feels weird like jumping out a window. I imagine that the sparkling is very smol in him, so he doesn't visibly notice.

Eventually, on a solo mission, Deadlock begins getting contractions. He immediately scuttles off to a cave to give birth, which wasn't as painful given that the sparkling turned out to be the size of his palm at birth. Except now he has a whole-ass child to take care of, and the red on them reminds Deadlock of a certain medic.

(Feel free to go ham on this. I'd add more, but it's 1:30 in the morning and I gotta go to bed. Enjoy the crumbs)

WoOh little sparklings, i've seen little sparklings around, it's kind of adorable.

I love pregnant Deadlock so much actually. Since he doesn't show, he has no idea he's pregnant until he starts to give birth. mhmmm the little sparklet slips out of him easily, which would've been a relief if that wasn't a sparkling in his hand, holy shit. Deadlock has no choice but to come back with a sparkling cradled a little too close to his chest, trying to hide it from the others for as long as he can.

He now has to set off on a mission to hand the sparkling off to its sire because there is no way Deadlock can keep it around for too long. Though I can imagine Deadlock doing pretty well caring for it, all things considered. Or at least, it's alive and doesn't cry all the time anymore, that means he's doing something right.

#valveplug #pregnancy mention #birth mention #birth #texty

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chaoticace2005 · 2 months

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Oh my goodness, hello, I love your blog sm, you’re so silly <333

Also, I’m curious to know what your ranking of Hazbin characters is? Like top 5/top 10 Hazbin characters (and why?👀)

Awww thanks!!

Favorite Characters:

1) Angel Dust, my beloved. He’s just such a complex character. While I am asexual, as someone who’s autistic and also had a ton of expectations thrust upon them I understand the feeling like you need to hide who you are. And then sometimes you wear a mask for so long it’s hard to get rid of.

2) Vox- such a loser, he sucks but is so fun to watch. So pathetic.

3) Niffty- she’s just silly and unhinged. Also I’ve been told that she’s kinda me (short, red hair, says weird ass shit, cleaning, her being drunk was literally just me high or sleep deprived). Plus she killed Adam and hurt Valentino, which is a win.

4) Husk- I’m so interested in his past. Man has skills!! Plus he acts at the straight-man a lot of the time which is great with the chaos in the the hotel. Also the angst. + I’m obsessed with Huskerdust so that made me love him even more.

5) Emily- she’s just so sweet!! Smol bean. Innocent cinnamon roll. The realization that the system you’ve worked for for so long is corrupt. I really want to see her growth!

Also, while they haven’t had much of a roll yet I am obsessed with the spider family.

#hazbin hotel #asks #angel dust hazbin hotel #angel dust #niffty #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin vox #huskerdust #husk hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #emily hazbin hotel

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cultofdixon · 1 year

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Relax a Little

Daryl Dixon [PLATONIC] • She/Her Pronouns • The Youngest Dixon • The apocalypse stresses everybody out, but the eldest one had the best idea • SFW/Smol ANGST • TW: Drug Consumption (Weed) / Anxiety

Requested by: Anon

“No!”

“She said yes and she’s an adult so. You ain’t playing dad anymore. If she wants to try. She wants to try”

“You’ve got to be kidding right? There’s fucking sickos around. If she gets a bad one, she’s gonna flip”

“Such little faith in me, big bro” Y/N scoffs at Daryl who was only looking out for her while Merle is the devil in disguise. “What’s the worse that could happen?”

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I’m losing my goddamn mind

Y/N found herself in the middle of the woods that the Dixons had found solace in since the outbreak started. She already couldn’t wrap her head around what time it was and whatever kind of strain Merle gave her, made it worse.

“YOU LOOKED AWAY FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND AND SHES GONE” Daryl snaps at the also stoned Merle who was zoned out in his outdoor chair. “Goddamn it. You’re useless” he quickly picked up his crossbow and made his way into the woods tracking where his sister went.

Everything feels weird Y/N frowns rubbing her hands together feeling the dryness of her hands which only started to make her panic a bit. I’m drying out? Isn’t Atlanta like water…uhh….I don’t know. I need water. She groans brushing her hands on her jacket making her way toward any sound of water.

But it was all silent for the most part. With the few grumbles by walkers that weren’t even close.

“Stupid son of a bitch. Can get eaten by sickos for all I care.” Daryl groans continuing to follow the trail Y/N had left, given she may have gotten far but she was slow and left heavy foot prints. “Dumbass is a drug dealer. All of his shit could be laced. Why would she even think…” he stops himself from saying more when approaching a walker and taking it out.

He quickly picked up his step finding Y/N’s jacket on the ground covered in blood that he couldn’t tell if it was hers or not. But it got him to start running.

Weird. Weird. Weird. Y/N sat at the edge of the creak watching the water run for a while with her feet in the cold water. She was lost in thought as the sound of water drowned out everything around her.

________

“Get out of the creek” the teen picked up the screaming child as all she wanted to do was stay in the water. But the annoyed groan coming from the eldest made it clear.

“Why the fuck do I gotta take care of her as well as you? Can’t she stay with da—-“

“No one is staying alone with dad! Fuck Merle” The teen being Daryl holding the youngest Y/N close as she struggled to get free from his grasp. “You’re already leavin’ for what. The military?”

“The military” Y/N mumbles staring at the ground giving up with fighting his grasp. “He’s leaving? Like mommy?”

“That can be dark, but nah peanut. I’m just gonna fight for this stupid ass country” Merle took Y/N from his brother’s grasp and putting her on his shoulders.

“And most likely get discharged” Daryl scoffs following his brother and sister back to the car.

“Well would yea rather have me come back after being discharged…or with a flag?”

“A flag” Y/N replies with holding onto Merle’s head for stability as Daryl couldn’t help the laugh that escaped him.

“She doesn’t know what that means. But I’d take the first one”

“See I knew you cared about me baby brother”

“I care more about her than you”

“Fair enough”

________

“Y/N!” Daryl yells stopping by the creek finding her shoes by the water but no sign of her. “This goddamn woman. I’m going to kill h—-“

“DONT TOUCH ME”

Daryl quickly ran across the creek knowing that was his sister’s voice and relaxed knowing it’s not a walker or another person. But a raccoon? The fucking girl is fighting a raccoon.

“Y/N, you’re fine”

“DARYL HE STOLE FROM ME”

“I don’t think he did. But uh. He’s gonna make a good dinner” Daryl readies his crossbow and before he could fire, more noises were made causing Y/N to run off. “Motherfuck—-“

“Hold it”

The unknown man held his shotgun up at Daryl as he kept his crossbow steadied. He wasn’t going to take any chances either. If he shot, so was he. Then they’re both taken out of the picture. But given Y/N’s state of mind, some would say certain emotions were enhanced by the drugs, she wasn’t going to let her brother meet his maker by this unknown.

“Where did you come from?”

“Why should that matter? The woods is the woods and you scared my sister off”

“Your sister is the crackhead?” He questions and that comment only enraged Daryl.

“She AINT a crackhead. She’s fucking stoned. Did you touch her? Talk to her? How the fuck do you—-“

“She’s been running around in the goddamn woods by herself without her shoes. You expect me to believe she ain’t no crackhead? Granted I’ve seen a lot of weird shit. What’s next a nudist?”

“What the hell is your deal?!” Daryl snaps keeping his weapon up and in the corner of his eye he spotted Y/N sneaking up behind the unknown. But what he didn’t know was that Merle had been following him and given the situation, he raised his gun up high firing out of both their lines of sight.

Causing them to move their weapons out of view of the other. Leading to Y/N’s opportunity to swing the branch they got, knocking the man in the back of the head and onto the ground unconscious.

“Jesus Y/N”

“I DIDNT KILL HIM. IT DIDNT KILL HIM. HES GROANING. BREATHING. I DIDNT—-“ Y/N stopped her panicking when she heard a gasp behind her resulting in the brothers aiming their weapons and her quickly raising her hands up. “I did not kill your husband”

The woman that came through looked at the three confused before drawing her attention quickly to the man on the ground. She ran over dropping to her knees making sure what Y/N said earlier was true. He was in fact still breathing, he’ll have a killer headache by the end of this.

“Who the fuck are you?!”

“Oh well I’m Y—-“

“Shhhh ain’t gotta tell nobody who we are until we know you ain’t one of them…one of them. Uh”

“Bad bitches”

“I tell yea that once and it sticks in your brain in adulthood. What else do yea call bad guys?” Merle continued to struggle with the conversation with his sister as Daryl looks at the woman who was struggling to follow.

“They’re stoned. Mind yer business, tell us who you are and we’ll go from there”

“Lori. This is Shane and he ain’t gonna be happy when he’s fully up.” Lori frowns trying to get him to sit up when he was protesting at first. Y/N couldn’t help herself and help the stranger get Shane situated upright.

As Y/N rose to her feet she didn’t wait another second to start heading back to their camp. Daryl groans pushing Merle to follow their sister about to join him when he turned to the two once again.

“Yea alone?”

“No, we’ve got a camp…what are you doing out here?”

“Survivin’ what else?” Daryl put his crossbow on his back and that sparked something in Lori’s head.

“You hunters? All three of yea?”

“Yeah”

“Well when this guy gets clear again, where can I find yea?”

“Why?”

“See if we can help each other out. It is the end of the world.” Lori shot a reassuring smile as Daryl stood to ponder but there was pressing matters.

“I’ll think about it…” He states leaving on that note, and Lori was left a bit confused thinking he wouldn’t find them again. But he’s one hell of a tracker.

The middle Dixon half expected his siblings to struggle to go back to their camp, but to his surprised Merle was laying in the ground right beside Y/N staring up at the sky. Both seem to be lost in thought and Y/N temporarily snapped back when her shoes and jacket were dropped on her by Daryl.

“Thanks D”

“You’re the wander off kind of high” Daryl frowns sitting in the outdoor chair Merle was in earlier after setting his crossbow down.

“Gonna need a leash on her” Merle yawns a bit. “Not the sexy kind”

“Gross shut up” Y/N smacks Merle beside her hearing him groan as he rolls over to lay on his stomach in the dirt. “Everything is spinnin’”

Daryl frowns bringing himself out of the chair and kneeling beside her. “Like you might pass out or?”

“Such a worrywart” Merle groans into the dirt turning away from the two knowing Daryl is glaring at him.

“Don’t be a bitch Merle…and nah. Just spinnin’. Ain’t gonna…react bad” She sighs rubbing her eyes a bit as Daryl sat down on the ground staying close to her in case of anything.

As the night crawls in and the high was subsiding. Meaning Y/N was sober enough to help set up the can barrier with Daryl as Merle continued to lay in the dirt since he passed out after a while. The two stayed up a bit longer keeping their fire low and preparing the squirrels Daryl found before their high endeavors.

“Merle’s right yknow”

“About what? And that coming from you? Really is the end of the world” Daryl scoffs taking a bit of his portion, tossing the canteen to Y/N when she made grabby hands for it.

“You’re a worrywart, Dar”

“So what? I’m yer brother. Second nature to be”

“Yeah but you were more than a brother to me growing up. You and Merle may have not had the best role models growing up. But I did. I don’t think Merle would care hearing that you’re my favorite brother but you took care of me and made sure I was safe even with our bitch of a dad and moron of an older brother”

Part of him thought she was still stoned, granted she could be. But Y/N always thought that. Daryl’s the best big brother anybody could have.

________

“But I don’t wanna. Where are you gonna be?”

“Back at 1pm to pick yea up. Don’t matter beforehand”

“Matters to me…” Y/N pouts squeezing her brother’s hand not wanting to go to kindergarten as Daryl sighs letting go of her hand kneeling beside her. “Why can’t I stay with you?”

“Because you gotta learn something, and tell me all about it when I come and get yea. Alright? Can yea do that?”

“Love yea D”

“Love yea too, kid” Daryl smiles standing up about to leave when Y/N suddenly wrapped herself around his legs.

“Be safe please”

“I will, you know I promise yea”

________

“Yer my favorite too yknow”

“Uh…duh?” Y/N smiles tossing the canteen back before getting up to grab a blanket for Merle.

Leaving Daryl to relax a bit.

Thankful nothing happened to her

#cultofdixon #the walking dead #daryl dixon x reader #daryl dixon #PLATONIC #daryl dixon fanfiction

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honeyhetalia · 11 months

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FIRST OFF IM GONNA WRITE ABOUT THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WHW BARELY GETS RECOGNITION: 2p China

Full name: Zao Wang

*smol but tall

* 5'10

* looks about 25

* Nice long hair

* Wears it half up half down

* Or in a bun

* Kinda lowkey shredded

* Abs

* very attractive

* skin is usually pale in the winter and somehow always has a tan by the time summer rolls around

* for some reason I believe Zao adopts the American culture really well

* i see him thriving in San Francisco or Los Angeles

* like he’s a west coaster

* sun, beach, babes, that’s all he needs

*he loves Chinese food but he also loves trying food from other cultures

* major foodie

* also I imagine him being a gym freak but only because he uses the gym to get with girls

* he looooovesssss attention

* lowkey a whore

* Memes

* Breathes m e m e s

* his personality is insufferable

* like he can be so annoying

* On twitter 25/8

* Hyena laughs

* Nice ass smile tho

* "Psst everyone turn your air drop on."

* Airdrops literally the dumbest things

* Almost never wears hoodies

* "It's suffocating."

* loves basketball and hip hop culture for some reason

* Plays basketball really well

* you can catch him playing pick up games in Venice Beach with Allen

* Point guard

* Zao is Yao's younger brother

* Loves pissing Yao off

* He lives to do so

* that one guy who swears he knew the song before everyone else

* "I knew that song before it was cool."

* Rich kid

* Yao's his older brother so of course that's his money plug

* Drives a nice ass car even though he doesn’t deserve it

* Spends his money on drugs and name brand stuff

*C R A D L E R O C K E R

* this man loves younger women (Ik it’s weird…)

* Best friends with Allen and Lutz

* They all do illegal shit together

* they Live with each other which is complete and utter chaos

* Attends meetings but goofs tf off

* Doesn't take notes

* Gets all his work done the day before or the day it's due

* loves action movies

* rlly big Marvel movie fan

* he’s seen every single one

* I believe he’s a simp but only for the right girl

* this man takes substance abuse to the next level

*that’s all I’ll say abt that

* he’s rlly nice tho

* pls be his friend

* loves video games

///andddd that’s all I got for now. Feel free to chime in and tell me what you think or who you want to see next. I love Zao sm he’s my lil babey. But yeah see ya!!!///

#2p hetalia #2p china #zao wang #hetalia #2ptalia #hws #hetalia headcanons #2p headcanons #hetalia imagines #hetalia world stars #hetalia x reader #2p hetalia x reader #2p!hetalia #2p!china #2p america

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sug4r-sp1c3 · 2 years

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Can I get headcanons for Finland, Poland, France, Egypt, Canada, Australia, Mexico, and South Korea coddling their S/O(s)? Loved the other ask with Russia, Germany, USSR and Thired Reich so much!!

OHHHHH GOD DAMN I LOVE THIS

but i'll have to separate it 'cuz i think that my limit of post its for and for the rest of characters well they'll be in the second part

(its funny how like 3 of them i consider them female 'cuz y'know comics- but i'll put them male here)

TW: fluff tat break ur teeth, GN reader blah blah

Part 2 is still in the oven

Cuddle hc with Finland, Poland, France, Egypt

this letter means me just talking

Finland

the bitch haves a hat

so if its a cold day/night

he let u use it,

I feel like he loves being like 5 quilts on top while hugging you

he is a person of thighs and belly don't change my mind

LOVES that you let him put his head on your lap or on your belly

although if you want to reverse the roles, he will not oppose

after a day of work he just wants to put his arms around you, throw himself into bed with you, and not know how to sleep (?

vibes that you are doing something, and then he hugs you from behind and forces you to stop what you are doing and takes you to the sofa just so that they are there quietly and embracing

lots of hugs with his head in your shoulder

hates to be the little spoon

he NEEDS to sleep hugging u, he will literally die if that don't happend

cold boi vibes

but if u like the cold

and its summer

cuddle season it just started

"finland i'm cooking-"

"Y/N i'm freezing"

Poland

CUDDLING SEASON STARTS AT THE 31 OF DECEMBER AND IT ENDS AT 31 OF DECEMBER OF THE NEXT YEAR,

if he isn't hugging you, YOU are hugging him

no choice

he loves being the smol spoon

if you are sleeping he hugs you and wraps his legs around yours and puts his head on your shoulder or smthn

he doesn't accepts a no like an answer

he likes to put his head anywhere on the body

he is on ur belly? little tickles

your thighs? constantly says they are like pillows- NO, THEY ARE BETTER THAN PILLOWS

Chest? he can only raise his head, stretch a little and give you a little kiss and then snuggle back like nothing happened- SO HECK YEAH

he likes to watch any stupid series or movie while they hug each other and fill their mouths with sweets or shit like that

He waits patiently for you to finish what you're doing and go snuggle up with him.

yeah ""PATIENTLY"""

He'll give you the silent treatment (for like 10 seconds) for not snuggling with him.

little tickles if he is bored while u both are cuddling

idk man he will look like a 20 year old man but he acts and thinks like a 6 years old kid

"poland its late and i need to move-"

"but it's only been 6 hours!"

"yeah thats my point-"

France

bonjour(i need to say that everytime o'll write for him)

i feel like that this man needs NEEDS, kisses and hugs

or its just me

he would say things like "i don't have time to kisses and to cuddle"

ok sir but why r u watching weird novel while u r hugging ur S/o and everytime that the protagonist kiss u kiss them, and eating some sweets AND-

this bitch would be like

"i don't like when you put your hands around my neck!"(with his

"oh- okay-"

"I NEVER TOLD YOU TO STOP!"

YOU WANT US TO HUG U OR TO LEAVE U IN THE COACH WITHOUT HUGS MF💀?

just take his selfish ass and hug

he loves to be the big spoon

(but if you want to be the big spoon he wouldn't say no)

"darling i'm working-"

"i don't care i want cuddles- I MEAN"

yeah that conversation happens a LOT

he puts his hat on you (if he has it on) he thinks that its cute

"give me back my hat"

"no it fits with me"

"okay.. i have like other 2000 lol-"

i don't have too much ideas for him, i used to writo for him but in my mind he was female soo-💀

Egypt

(i'mjustgoingtosay- AWOOGA)

squeezes you but not too hard, just enough to make you feel, protected and safe

he falls asleep in your arms, he's tired, give hima break omg 😭

no thoughts just you and egypt hugging while he talks about some things, like his culture(idk i'm interested in that so-👁👁), his day,or just saying what he loves of you

bitch you can be just idk, reading a book and then you feel 2 muscular arms dragging you to the bed/sofa and hugging you while he falls asleep (damn i'm jealous)

"egypt i was working"

"and i was needed of hugs-"

"i was working"

"AND I WAS NEEDED OF HUGS-"

end of the discussion

He NEVER wears a shirt when he is at his house (unless there are visitors), but when u both are cuddling you don't feel comfortable with him like that

he will put one on, the cuddling sessions are for both of you to be comfortable and relax

i don't have too much ideas for him rn so i'll probably edit this after

#egypt x reader #france x reader #finland x reader #poland x reader #cuddle #countryhumans x reader #sug4r sp1ce #request

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smolthealmighty · 4 months

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Ok I just can’t stop thinking about this because this is the first time we’ve seen Shigaraki’s perspective on the spinaraki relationship.

Before it’s always been Spinner looking at Shigaraki and waxing something close to poetry about him, but now we have Shigaraki thinking about Spinner and acting on his friend’s (supposed) desires. Shigaraki said at the beginning of MVA that his allies “should get what they want in life”, and the first person he thinks of giving their wish to was Spinner. Spinner!

It reveals that the closeness between the two is mutual on both ends and not just one-sided from Spinner. I’m jumping around over this! I’m so glad we see Shigaraki outright acknowledge his connection and fondness for everyone’s favorite gamer boy!

Side note: I mentioned this in a couple reblogs, but the fact that Spinner told Shigaraki that he liked that warped horizon and wanted more means that Spinner felt close enough to express his wants/feelings relatively quickly since this must’ve happened before the surgery, so it’s nice to see that not only was Spinner openly gushing to Shigaraki but Shigaraki in turn listened and kept that in the back of his mind. It’s kind of like how he remembered Mr. Compress’s line about sushi, but this time he gave the inspiration of his thoughts/goals a shoutout so Izuku could know who he was willing to create that destroyed horizon for!

#bnha 411 #bnha spoilers #shigaraki tomura #spinner #shuichi iguchi #spinaraki #in my FEELINGS!!!#love me some mutual love and support in my ships… even if the attempts are misguided #spinner care shigaraki and shigaraki care spinner 💕🥺💕#waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah #smol’s stuff #smol’s weird ass shit

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daisyvisions · 1 year

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Could I possibly request a Younghoon version of the turn ons post like you did for Sunwoo and Juyeon, please? 👉👈

A/N: Wow it’s been a hot minute since I've gotten a younghoon request, let’s give him the love he deserves shall we? 😘

(note: everything is personal opinion! I obv don't know the man irl)

When it comes to turn-ons with Younghoon, I personally see that he’d be into:

Someone with a mysterious personality, calm & collected, can somewhat challenge his brain or way of thinking (like healthy discourse), he’s into dresses for sure idk why, someone who has a ✨blessed✨assets (ass, tits, thighs, hips, lips, etc. - no preference), cute more than sexy, someone who has caregiver vibes

And now my favorite part of this segment… the kinks 😏:

Degradation (both giving & receiving) - idk there’s something about younghoon that screams this kink idk why. But I feel like he’d be into receiving more than giving, likes to be talked down to in a weird horny way

Fake sympathy - “Aw are you crying right now?” do I need to explain this?

Size Kink - the man is tall, whether his significant other is smol or tall, he’ll find ways to make himself feel larger than life 🤪

Roleplay - He’s an actor, no further questions your honor. (esp. if he gets to say shit like “what are you gonna do about it huh?”)

Sensory deprivation - idk there’s something about him that tells me he likes to fuck with the lights off yknow? I can’t explain it but yeah if you see it too then thank you haha

#kim younghoon #younghoon #the boyz smut #the boyz hard hours #tbz scenarios #the boyz fic #the boyz fanfic #tbz drabbles #younghoon smut #younghoon scenarios #tbz smut #the boyz scenarios #kpop smut

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cthulhushibainu · 1 month

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CONVERSION

Bipidy fuck boo, he is le done, no more of that DiSgUStiNg fuck ass of an au (the gro××er wally)

This is Dog Designer wally, we're getting rid of that G word since it's been tainted

GET Stratosphere

YOUR (*groxxer)*

FUCK ASS / /

*(kicks)* / /

OUTA HERE!!

So some info about him:

Top tier stylist for dogs, kind, sweet, a ball of anxiety, 4.2ft (smol king)

Cats absolutely hates him even tho his dad is amazing with cats and they owned a cat when he was a child

Absolute embodiment of a low roll/ nat 1 on a dnd dice when it comes to social cues and socializing, occasionally rolls a nat 20 at things like flirting in his weird but charming way

Volunteers at the daycare when he has the time to one, better his social skills and does genuinely cares about the kids, two *(also to vist his crush which is you y/n)*

He also sometimes volunteers in rescue shelters for dogs and cats with getting them cleaned up

That's about the gist of it, there's more to him tho, thy will do some lore of him later.

RULESSSS

1. NO FUCKING PRO SHIPPING OR GORE OR KIDDY C#RN OR R#PE OR FUCKING WHATEVER NSFW ART, THY WILL ALLOW GOOD, VANILLA, WHOLESOME NSFW ARTWORK BETWEEN ADULTS THO

2. IF THY EVER SEES WHAT THY LISTED ABOVE IN ANY PART OF THE INTERNET THAT THY CAN SEE EASILY

THY IS PUNTING U INTO THE STRATOSPHERE AND BANISHING U TO THE SHADOW REALM

3. Please do report thoes people that create that sort of shit, it's already bad enough to constantly be facing thoes types of things in real life.

4. Have fun with it, thy doesn't mind fan art or you creating a story line with this wally as long it's not hurting anybody and it's properly tagged if ya doing some angst over there, go for it

5. Do make sure to credit thy for this design of wally, that's all thy asked

Side note: the original design of this wally was good, but it was soiled by its intent by the original creator so thy made some tweaks to it to make something good out of it

#art #my artwok #art work #welcome home #welcome home au #wally darling #welcome home arg #lineart #welcome home puppet arg #welcome home puppet show #dog designer wally #wally darling au #oc #oc artwork #oc art #jully #welcome home julie #y/n #y/n art

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barkhoffman · 5 months

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1, 23, 2, 4?

the character everyone gets wrong

honestly Adam, I think people forget his feminist vegan punk gf broke up with him for being "too angry" (which implies he is VERY angry due to the general stereotype of feminists, vegans, and punks all being angry types of people individually let alone when someone is all of those identities at once), like he's not a smol softe innocent bean he's a cunt LMAO

I also laugh every time I see that one post that says he's the one genuine person in Saw who doesn't lie when like. there's literally an entire scene with Gordon confronting him angrily for lying the entire movie KJFDLJFDL LIKE GUYS I KNOW YOU WANNA FUCK LEIGH WHANNELL BUT LET'S BE SERIOUS HERE

23. ship you've unwillingly come around to

this is going to sound weird but. I didn't actually even think about hoffstrahm until I realized it was already one of the Big 3 ships here LMFDKLFDJGDF like I wouldn't say I disliked it I just. never considered it before?? I got into this fandom with hoffdon on the mind if you can believe it

of course now I'm so coffinpilled that it's a category 5 autism event but

I guess as far as ones that I didn't really like the idea of too much at first, there's chainshipping, just because it's a lot softer than my usual tastes (she says, writing 10k+ words of soft fluffy coffinshipping), but no yeah I can see the appeal now it's pretty cute

2. a compelling argument for why your fav would never top or bottom

let's pretend I don't write everyone as vers for a minute and live in a world where I care

Hoffman would NOT top he is a little NEEDY BROKEN WHINER BOY with daddy issues who would imprint on a houseplant if he thought it might say it was proud of him, he needs DICK up his ASS and he needs it NOW

god I can't do this I need him to raw me and/or Strahm until I/we cry

4. what was the last straw that finally made you block that annoying person?

ok so I haven't blocked anyone in this fandom YET but I admit I get close whenever I see C/stas M/ndylor's stupid little ugly-ass right-wing face in the HOFFMAN tag when he's NOT BEING HOFFMAN like first of all he's only hot when he's Hoffman, if I have to see him with a mustache one more time I might end it all, secondly can we stop simping for actors and every role they've ever been in because we like one (1) role, down the road of simpery lies nothing but pain and disappointment

idk maybe it's because I've seen too many people decide they're in love with the actor because they love the character only to realize that the actor is a shit person and have a total fucking meltdown, but I Don't Trust Like That and I have very strong actor-character separation mentality lmao

also also if you mistag your posts (like making a post about Adam but tagging it with every character in the franchise) I'm thinking about killing you in a Saw trap I hope you all know this

[choose violence ask game]

#ask game #Saw #Sawposting #ask tag #anonymous

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elliemuze · 2 years

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Honestly very weird to see people defend Aemond's actions or disparage the other children in that scene where he returns from claiming Vhagar.

[Disclaimer: I will concede he is a child here, and kids do dumb and/or fucked up shit. No child, imo, should be punished for something in the way an adult would be punished for the same offense.]

He snuck off to go claim Vhagar. He snuck off, because he knew it was wrong.

"hE wAs BuLLiEd!" He was needlessly cruel to two little girls who'd never said an unkind word to him in their life. All while speaking ill of their dead mother.

"iT wAs 4 oN oNe!" All four children were considerably smaller than him, and nowhere near as trained (if at all). Rhaena shoved him in an emotional reaction, to which he barely was staggered - cuz again, considerable size and strength difference. He threw her to the ground and tried to actually hurt her. It wasn't until he'd injured both girls that the other two boys stepped in. Given the context of the altercation as well? It was an honorable and necessary thing to do. They were protecting the girls and standing up for them. Or did you forget that Aemond also threatened to feed those girls to their dead mother's stolen dragon?

"jAcE dReW a KniFe!" Aemond was about to kill Jace's little brother with a fucking rock, all while hurling crazed threats and treasonous insults at them.

"aEmOnD lOsT aN eYe!" ...and? He escalated a situation he himself created, forcing the other children to defend themselves. If you're implying Luc fully intended to take Aemond's eye, you're actually guano. I PROMISE you a child of that age does not have the kind of forethought required to make such a play. Imagine you're a very smol fella, protecting your lady cousins from a violent lunatic, a violent lunatic who also happened to be one swipe away from spilling your brains into the dirt, and was now standing over your BROTHER, one swipe away from spilling HIS brains into the dirt. You actually think that little boy had any coherent thought whatsoever occupying his mind? He wasn't strategizing shit like: "ah, yes, best go for the eyes, ol chap - that'll slow him down AND serve him right!" At that point, Luc was just desperate and swinging for the fences. It didn't matter WHERE he struck Aemond, he just needed to connect and save his brother. Hell, that's the most overused kiddie trope in media, because it's fucking ACCURATE! "You'll shoot yer eye out, kid!" These tiny humans are constantly poking each other in the eyes with various accoutrements in the course of some wild ass shenanigans, and it's always an accident because they're KIDS and they don't THINK and they don't GRASP the permanence of this sorta thing.

And now, another disclaimer, because my mother also passed away when I was around the girls' age, perhaps a bit older. My mother, like Laena, was a kind, brave, and loving person. So, maybe all this makes me a bit biased, or maybe it even gives me a uniquely qualified insight. You decide. But let me tell you something. If anyone - ANYONE (be it child or grown ass adult, idc) - stole my mother's dragon, the dragon I was meant to claim, on the day of her funeral, I'd tear out their jugular with my teeth.

Fuck Aemond.

#that being said I do like Aemond as a character lol #anti aemond targaryen #laena velaryon #rhaena targaryen #baela targaryen #jace targaryen #lucerys velaryon #personal

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THE BASTARD OF CAMELOT [REVIEW]

-PART 1-

I been told to start with this one. "The bastard of Camelot" by "Llamagirl" in itch.io, using twine.

So another Arthurian IF, nothing new, nothing original, but with the diference that we get to play as Mordred, it seems.

I must admit that I am curious to see how this story unfolds.

If done well, it can always be an interesting perspective, living the story through the eyes of the supposed villain or outcast.

Without further ado, let's get down to business (Spoilers included)

PROLOGUE

Well flowery prose is going to be a thing, but I don't see as something necesarily bad.

We start with the scene of a Morgana, girlbossing the whole court of Camelot, because she can. Let's assume that the baby she's carrying is Morded, who will be the MC, but the scene serves quite well as a prologue. It's fun to see Arthur's reactions, possibly questioning his life, and the fact that a hottie made him go full Alabama, without realizing it.

Let me tell you that I must break a lance in favor of King Arthur here. Okay, the guy was hot as balls, but that doesn't justify that Morgana knew very well what she was doing. I hope the game doesn't try to justify this. So the one who screwed up was Uther, not Arthur. But well, I'm seeing that she'll be a great mother by now.

So basically, the kid will not be reconigzed, yadda yadda. It's me or we gonna have a Evil Merlin this time? Well, I look forward to it, once again. It may be interesting.

I don't know what are the author intentions, but Arthur looks like a good chap to me. I mean it seems the game is gonna take an actual quite realistic approach to the whole political thing, which I'm already grateful for already. Too many if go into weird cartoonish systems, or the typical "peasants are dumb" by default. So I can understand the whole "let's hide the kid identity"

Morgana is not exactly winning many points with me, she is almost hysterical. Like, lady pls calm down, and think of your child.

But we need the drama. Give to us.

I mean, okay I can understand she is angry, Uther was a complete asshole, but hell how is this Arthur's fault? The man wasn't even there. Like seriously my woman.

Tbh I never been a fan of the Sins of the father, unless the child are like 100% okay with what the parent did, and doesn't seem to be the case. And now we even get prophecy time. MC is totally gonna fuck over Camelot they say.

Chapter 1 & 2

Okay so get start at 6 years old. Tender age with mommy dearest explaining stuff to us.

Well I gotta say that what this IF is doing right, is basically writing a child properly. And in the IF world that's not a easy feat. The smol Mordred is annoying, so this means the author is doing a great job.

I knew Morgana would give me my vibes. Woman is hellbend on this useless revenge of his, to the point of ignoring her own child wishes. I should have expected that. Let's have a child to use them as a tool, what can go wrong.

Well it good to see that Junia's doesn't seem to agree with Morgana's bullshit. Well I'm Junia right now, I don't dislike Morgana at all, but woman what the heck are you doing.

Oh heck yeah, I'm not letting see your father, but I'm gonna abandon you at 6 for a fucking month, because my delusions are more important. Talk about motherly priorities here.

Good to know she is fucking the knight.

I feel bad for Mordred tbh. Lesons at 6. Man that's rough. Let the smol child go outside and play. They have rights.

Oh but of course "mind controlling" is seen as something positive by Morgana. This woman is far gone, I tell you.

You know you may be fucking up, when even your friend questions your bullshit.

Too much skin options for my taste, but hey, hurray for customization.

Once again, it's good to know Morgana has been shit talking Arthur to their own child. WOMAN PLEASE STOP. Ofc Junia is here to save the day. Like I'm sure the man ain't perfect, but hell. That's an ass move.

You can't never have a fantasy history, without the local "church" being assholes.

I like the Merlin child. She is cool. Looks quite mature.

So now we are finally going to the continent, and of course all mother dearest can think about is, CONQUERING THE PLACE.

It's good to know that we got another father, that we don't know about EITHER.

Well a bit of bullying and a bit of roughing. Just another afternoon. It's time for some fireworks I guess.

I love Morgana enabling the violence.

OKAY NANA IS THE MOST BASED CHARACTER, SHE GETS IT.

So there was another child. This woman is literally trying to take children to Avalon ignoring the parents. Someone call Arthurian social services. We got a grave case here.

So, you isolated your child, and now you want them to be friends with the other child. Oh yes, nothing wrong here.

We gotta meet our dragon, wowie time.

FINAL TOUGHTS

Okay I gotta admit this have been a good read. I didn't notice I was finishing chapter 2 already.

The prose is flowery but it's easy to read too, and I'm must admit that I like how the character are getting fleshed out (The main ones at least) it's good to see everybody has a different valid perspective. The customization options were entertaining, but they don't seem to affect the narrative, or at least not yet.

It's good that I didn't get a lore dump, the author seem to be taking the "show don't tell" at heart, which is something positive, specially on a fantasy setting.

So In general, I look forward to see how it gonna go from there. I hope there's a timeskip, no matter hoe well written, being a kid can get boring.

I can't wait to be able to interact with the Camelot knights and Arthur himself, and see which options are avaible.

And with this, I finish the first part of the review.

#if game #if wip #itch.io #the bastard of camelot #reviews #opinion #interactive fiction

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