Joey B Imagines: Holly Jolly Christmas
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Summary: Christmas Eve and Christmas morning fun with Joe. The last days of your week in Cincinnati with your boyfriend before you go back to Athens.
(Part one to - Part 2)
Warnings: Fluff, mentions of sex.
Pairing: Joe Burrow x reader
Imagine universe: Everlasting Love
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December 24, 2023
The love and warmth flowing through the house were off the charts tonight.
It was Joe and I’s first Christmas Eve that we would spend together.
Last year, we had only been dating for five days when Christmas rolled around.
My parents weren't exactly fond of me spending the night, two hours away, with my twenty-six-year-old boyfriend as a nineteen-year-old either. Especially, since I'd be missing Christmas with them.
I still don't know how I convinced them to let me have Christmas with Joe this year, but I won't question it.
Tomorrow morning after exchanging gifts with Joe, he'd be driving me back to Athens.
Though I was glad it wouldn't be two months till the next time I saw him, I'd prefer not to even go a week without seeing Joe, but you can't always get what you want.
I'll savor the time with him as much as I can though, and I know Joe’s doing the same.
The sun had just gone down, and Joe had just put some wood into the living room fireplace.
Now, the Christmas Eve festivities begin.
Joe said he had a cookie craving, but after dating the man for a year I knew he was not a baker.
“Can I help?” - Joe
He had just walked into the kitchen from the living room, to find me opening the box of cookies he requested.
“Joe, honey, you sure?” - you laughed
“What does that mean?” - Joe
“You aren't exactly a baker, baby.” - you
Joe made his way behind me and wrapped his arms around my waist, laying his chin on my shoulder.
“You’re always telling me to try new things. I can start right now.” - Joe
“Why do you want to? I thought you'd avoid helping me like the plague.” - you
His arms squeezed me tighter as he explained himself.
“I just wanna be with you right now, as much as I can, to savor our time together while you're with me.” - Joe
“You’re willing to bake just to spend time with me?” - you giggled
“Baby, I'm willing to fuckin’ skydive.” - Joe
I put the box back on the counter and turned around in Joe’s arms. Looking up into those eyes, I felt my chest tighten up.
Like it was so overwhelmed with love it hurt.
“I love you, Joe.” - you
“I love you too, y/n.” - Joe grinned
He craned his neck to kiss me, so I raised to my tiptoes to meet his perfect lips.
After a minute of kisses, I pulled away to start baking.
I was making classic sugar cookies but putting Hershey's Kisses on top.
“So, first, we have to put the dry ingredients in a bowl.” - you
Joe grabbed one of the bowls I had set out and quickly placed it in front of me, the small act making me giggle.
After getting the all-purpose flour, baking soda, baking powder, and salt into the bowl, I handed Joe a whisk.
I felt like a mom letting her young son help her make cookies, and that thought resurfaced when Joe flung a bunch of the mixture out of the bowl.
“Shit.” - Joe deadpanned
“It’s okay, baby. The dry ingredients are hard to mix.” - you
After taking the whisk from Joe’s hand, he stepped to the side to let me finish his job.
Once that was done, it was time to move on to the next step.
“This might be easier… wanna use a hand mixer, Joey?” - you
“Sure.” - Joe
I plugged it in and handed it off to Joe, who was looking slightly intimidated.
“I’ll put everything in there, you just mix it, okay?” - you
Joe nodded his head, and I put the butter and granulated sugar into another bowl.
He looked adorable, waiting for me to tell him to start.
I gave him a nod and Joe slowly started to mix the contents up.
“How do I know when to stop?” - Joe
“When it's fluffy.” - you
Joe was doing great, but at one point, I was buckled over laughing at the sound of the beaters hitting the side of the bowl repeatedly when Joe lost control of the mixer.
“Don't laugh at me!” - Joe
A second after he said that, it happened again. I couldn't help but laugh, and this time Joe was laughing with me.
I moved behind him and laid my head on his shoulder blade when he turned the mixer off, and the content sigh that escaped his lips told me he liked the contact.
“Baby…” - Joe
“Mhm?” - you
“I've never felt as happy with someone as I am with you.” - Joe
“Feelings mutual, Joey. I love you.” - you
“I love you too. I just wish things weren't so hard.” - Joe
“Me too. Soon though, I promise, I'll be with you every day.” - you
“Can’t wait.” - Joe leaned into your touch
I contently stood behind my boyfriend, relishing in his touch, when seemingly out of nowhere, he remembered the task at hand.
“Wait, baby, what's next?” - Joe
“Oh shit, the cookies. Uhm, we have to put eggs and vanilla extract in what you just whipped up. Then add the dry ingredients.” - you
Joe grabbed the bottle of vanilla extract, thinking it would be simple enough for him to do without messing up.
So he thought.
When he went to open the glass bottle, his hand slipped, and he dropped the bottle onto the counter. It broke, and the extract went all over his pink sweatshirt.
My reflexes quickly grabbed the rest of the bottle before the rest could spill out, the lid was the only part that shattered. I thought everything was okay, but that was until Joe spoke up.
“Are you shitting me! Why can't I fucking do anything right!” - Joe
“Joe, baby, calm down. Did you get glass on you?” - you
“No…” - Joe mumbled
He looked down at his sweatshirt and let out a loud, annoyed groan.
It was stained for sure, and sadly, it was my favorite one of his sweatshirts. The bright pink Nike top always looked so good on him, and I loved stealing it.
“Just take it off, I'll get the stains out.” - you
“You just want me to take my shirt off…” - Joe
Deciding to play along with his pouty statement, I put my hands on Joe’s shoulders and bit my lower lip as I looked straight into his eyes.
“So what if I do? Are you gonna take it off for me?” - you
“Yes… ma’am.” - Joe stuttered
“Atta boy.” - you backed away and Joe pulled his sweatshirt over his head
After he pulled the sweatshirt over his head, he handed it to me. I put it on the chair to tackle later, and when I turned back around I couldn't stop myself from admiring my boyfriend.
Joe was toned, not too much, the perfect amount. His chest was my biggest obsession, and those veiny arms… god, he was a work of art.
My gaze trailed down his flat stomach, where the slight blonde happy trail ran from his belly button and down.
Knowing what it led to.
Knowing how good he made me feel with what that little patch of hair led to.
It made me hot all over.
“y/n, the cookies…” - Joe
“Oh- yeh!” - you snatched your eyes away from Joe’s body
I hurriedly busied myself with mixing the vanilla into the mixture before turning back to Joe.
“You wanna crack an egg? I know you can do that because you make eggs for breakfast all of the time.” - you
Joe felt a flutter in his stomach. He loved how much I was trying to make him feel useful.
“Sure.” - Joe smiled
He executed the step with no problem, and now that the combination of everything was mixed, it was time to add the dry ingredients.
When I grabbed the bowl containing it, I heard Joe grimace beside me.
“I have beef with those dry ingredients.” - Joe
I looked up at him just in time to see his stank face as he stared down the bowl. His look made me let out a snort, and he laughed with me.
Soon, they were mixed into the wet mixture, and Joe was pleased to see that it was turning into sugar cookie dough.
Joe helped me scoop the dough into balls on the cookie sheet.
I slid them into the oven and set the timer from the recipe.
“Thank you for helping me, baby.” - you
He wrapped his arms around me and placed a huge kiss on my lips.
“I didn't do much helping, more messing things up.” - Joe chuckled
“It’s okay. I had fun with you nonetheless.” - you
“Good, I'm glad.” - Joe grinned
A few seconds of silence went by till I spoke up.
“While we're waiting, what else do you want to do?” - you
“Uh, we can… decorate the gingerbread houses I bought.” - Joe
“Ooo, yeah!” - you
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A few minutes later, Joe and I sat at the bar with our separate gingerbread house kits opened and spread out.
“Have you done this before? You act like you have a system.” - you
“I’ll have you know, I'm actually a reigning gingerbread house decorating champion.” - Joe
“Where? Within the team?” - you laughed
“My family Christmas. I've been winning it since LSU.” - Joe
“Oh really?” - you grinned at him
“Yup. If you're lucky I'll teach you my ways.” - Joe
“Mmm?” - you
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“Joe, how is your’s staying together?!” - you
It was thirty minutes later. The cookies were on the cooling rack, and I was struggling to keep a gingerbread house together.
Looking down at my house, which had a caved-in roof with two walls, I muttered something under my breath.
Struggling might be an understatement.
“What was that?” - Joe
“Nothing.” - you sighed
My gaze shifted over to Joe’s perfectly intact gingerbread house. The roof had M&M’s in the colors black and white, alternating in a pattern.
He was already done with the structure, so now he was just adding random stuff onto it. Including using green icing to make grass on the plastic base.
“Baby.” - you whined
Joe tilted his head to look at me, wanting to know why there was a slight annoyance in my tone. I watched his eyes flick down to my pile of icing and gingerbread, and he had to bite the insides of his cheeks to not laugh.
My glare intensified causing him to giggle, but he leaned forward to press his lips to my forehead.
“looks beautiful, baby.” - Joe
“It looks horrible, Joe!” - you
“I was talking about you.” - Joe laughed
I felt my cheeks heat up as he said that, averting my gaze to anywhere but his intense eyes.
“Oh wait, do you want a cookie before we go to bed? It's getting late.” - you
Joe chuckled at my pathetic attempt to shift the mood and subject before answering.
“Please.” - Joe
I got up from my barstool and walked over to the cookie sheet. They were small so I grabbed a napkin and placed two on it, sliding it across the island to Joe.
“Thank you, my love.” - Joe
“You’re welcome.” - you grinned and bit into a cookie yourself
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“Our last sleepover…” - Joe sighed
I was already lying in the bed when Joe crawled in beside me.
“For now.” - you smiled
Joe pulled me into his chest with a content sigh and squeezed my waist tight.
My hand lingered over his naked body, having just gotten out of the shower and opted for no undies. When I reached his hip, he grabbed my hand gently and pressed a kiss to my knuckles.
“Can I just hold you tonight?” - Joe
His statement set off butterflies in my stomach. Joe and I had engaged in at least a round a day this entire week, enjoying each other while we could. Hearing him say he just wanted to hold me made me feel so loved, and gosh, was he sweet.
“Of course.” - you
That night, Joe and I held each other so tight.
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December 25, 2023
Loved.
That's the only way I could describe how I felt.
Christmas morning with Joe was amazing, making me look forward to my future with him even more.
I mean, I was sure my future had Joe in it.
He had to be because after he came into my life, I was sure I wouldn't know how to live if he left it.
We had just exchanged gifts and smiles never left our faces.
Currently lying on top of Joe, my face smashed into his chest as he rubbed my back with a big hand, I could never feel more content than this.
Christmas music played softly on the TV, and at the same time, we looked at my bags by the front door.
“I love you.” - you both whispered at the same time
Joe and I laughed softly, his hand on my back trailing to cup my head.
“I love you too.” - you both whispered again
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“So… when is the next time I'll see you?” - Joe
Joe and I stood on my front porch. It was around three in the afternoon now and my family was getting Christmas dinner ready inside.
My bags sat next to us, our arms around each other, holding one another as close as possible.
“When I get my schedule, I’ll tell you every single day that is free to come to Cincinnati. Anytime you're here to see your parents, if you can… stop by, okay?” - you
“I will. I'm not going two months without you ever again.” - Joe
Just then, one of my cousins came out onto the porch telling me to come inside because dinner was being served.
“Just a minute.” - you
They nodded and turned back into the house.
“I love you so much. Remember that okay? Even when I'm not there in person to tell you, just know I love you with my whole heart.” - Joe
“I love you too.” - you
I felt tears well up in my eyes and then spill over onto my cheeks. Joe quickly kissed them away.
“None of that, okay? It's not goodbye forever, just a temporary one.” - Joe
“Okay. Okay, yeah. I'm gonna see you again. This isn't goodbye forever.” - you reassured yourself
“That’s my girl. Uhm, I think they're gonna shoot me if I keep you up any longer so…” - Joe
“Bye, Joey.” - you buried your head into his neck
“Bye, baby.” - Joe
I leaned in and pressed a long kiss on his lips, never wanting to break away, but knowing I had to.
Joe stepped away from me and took a few steps back.
“You go ahead. I'll feel better if I see you walk in safely.” - Joe
I walked away slowly and turned towards the door, reaching for the doorknob and opening it before turning around to look at Joe one last time.
He gave me a sad smile and it gave me enough reassurance to walk into the house and shut the door behind me.
Everyone in the living room stopped and looked at me.
My mom's eyes flicked from my sad face to Joe’s through the window.
I watched him look at the door and then down at his feet before slowly walking back to his car.
Before he could reach for the handle he felt something cold hit his nose. Joe looked into the sky and saw that it was snowing. It was a white Christmas.
Joe smiled to himself and flinched at the sound of a door being slammed.
He looked around before his eyes landed on me. I was standing on the roofed porch as I watched the snow fall from the sky.
“It’s snowing!” - you
Joe stood there and admired me; his girl, the woman he was in love with, the one he thinks is his forever.
Slowly, I walked off the porch and over to Joe, who was leaning against his Porsche with a wide grin on his face.
The snow collected in his blonde hair, and as I admired him, he pressed his soft lips onto mine.
When we pulled away, all we could do was look into each other’s eyes… and just smile.
“Merry Christmas, Joe.” - you
“Merry Christmas, y/n.” - Joe
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Thargelia (θαργήλια) is an Athenian and Ionian festival celebrated in the city of Athens and on the isle of Delos on the 6th and 7th of month Thargelion, which corresponds with late May.
This year, Thargelia falls onto the 26th and 27th days of the month.
Traditionally thought to celebrate the birth of Artemis and Apollo Patroos, or, in some versions, venerate Helios and the Horae, this festival is a two-day long celebratory occasion focused on a cult sacrifice, rich offering, and devotional games given to the Gods in hopes of appeasing Them.
Thargelia, like many other celebrations of the Ancient times, is an agricultural festival. At the beginning of this celebration, Demeter was praised by the people, and the name of the festival itself, Thargelia, according to grammarians, translates into “fruits/grains of the earth”: Θαργήλια εισί πάντες οι από γης καρποί.
The specific harvest given attention to during this celebration was that of the first fruits of the earth, symbolically connected to the heat of the sun. Due to the connection between Demeter’s celebration and that of the Twins, it was customary to annually send an offering of fresh corn to Delos.
The festival of Thargelia has ritualistic sacrifice of two individuals as its nucleus. The individuals, called pharmakoi (φαρμακοὶ) are sometimes said to be picked from the “ugliest and vilest” of the citizens, as to associate with all that is negative, unhealthy, and plague-ridden. After an extensive ritual, the pharmakoi would be either driven out of the city or, if the festival happened to fall onto a plague year, thrown into the sea or burned alive.
There are two possible origins of that tradition. According to Istrus, there was a man named Φάρμακος who had stolen the sacred vials of Apollo and was later discovered by Achilles’ men. He was, allegedly, stoned to death for the theft, and the sacrifice of Thargelia is meant to commemorate that happening.
According to Helladius, expiatory (made to offer atonement) offerings were a common custom of offering to the Deities in order to purify the city of diseases, such as plagues. Epimenides, for example, attested a different pair of sacrificial youths, Cratinus and Ctesibius, who were allegedly put to death to stop the plague that overtook the Athenian army earlier.
The origins of Thargelia are as Ancient and unclear as the origins of the ritual sacrifice given to the Twins during the celebration. We can only assume that this is a very old festival celebrated with the aim of both asking the Divine for rich harvest of ripe fruits - and safety during the times of contagious diseases.
The ritual of Thargelia starts on the 6th with an offering of a sheep to Demeter Chloe (Δημήτηρ Χλόη) followed by a large purifying sacrifice when two people are put to death or exiled.
The rites of this particular ritual are definitely old, as all human sacrifice goes deep back into the earliest civilizations of the world. One of the pharmakoi (sometimes called σύβακχοι), sacrificial humans, was to represent the women of Athens, the other - the men. They were either both men or a man and a woman, as accounts differ. According to the Ancient writers, on the day of the sacrifice these two, picked from the most unpleasant parts of the society, were led to the temples of Apollo Patroos, Apollo Delphinius, and Apollo Pythius, and then - towards the seaside, followed by a flute melody called κραδίης νόμος.
The pharmakoi were richly dressed in garlands of black and white figs, and as they walked through the city they were whipped with rods made out of fig-wood; some account that the citizens would throw objects at them. They were given honey cakes, cheese, and figs before being burned on a ritualistic funeral pile made of fig-wood. Their ashes were scattered to the winds or thrown into the sea. Some writers state they were thrown into the sea alive while some argue that they were in fact exiled to never return.
Is it possible that an actual sacrifice only took place in the years of calamity where appeasing the Gods with a bloody offering was necessary.
It’s hard to say who the pharmakoi were: some say convicted criminals, some call them τὸν πάντων ἀμορφότερον (the ugliest), some say they were φαύλους καὶ παρὰ τῆς φύσεως ἐπιβουλευομένους (or simply physically deformed).
The second day of the festival was meant to be devoted to offerings of thanks given to the Sun God, that is, Apollo or Helios. Children took part in the celebration, carrying εἰρεσιῶναι - olive branches wrapped in wool that were hung up before the doors of houses. One of the best sources on the occasion, Porphyrius, lists a large number of offerings given to the Gods on that day, including ἰλύς - moist soil from which all is born.
A choral procession of men and boys (agon) performed solemnly during the second day of the celebration. This supposedly involved some sort of competitive air to it, as two masters of chorus were given two different tribes, which they were then to supply a chorus from. Whoever succeeded was given a tripod meant to be dedicated at the temple of Apollo. Chorus of women and young girls was also present.
Adoptive parents could properly register their children into the gens and phatria during Thargelia.
Solemn sacrifice was not the only focus of the festival, as it also included the so-called Delia (δήλια), which is the name of festivals and games held at the great panegyrics at the island of Delos. Initially it seems that there was a religious center formed around Delos for the sole purpose of worshiping and securing the worship of Apollo, θεὸς πατρῷος (Father-God) of Ionians. The Delia were held every five years and were supposedly happening during the birth of Artemis and Apollo.
This celebration included gymnastic and musical contests, choruses, and dances. Men, women, and children participated in the festival in equal measure, and the members of the religious assembly of Delos and neighboring islands were welcome. Athenians took part in the celebration from the very early times, as suggested by historical records; they also sent out a “sacred vessel” (θεωρίς) to Delos annually, claiming it was the same as legendary Theseus sent out after returning from Crete.
These celebrations were stopped at some point, having been reignited by Athens later on. After Athens took control over the Ionian confederacy, the leader of the Delia became a picked Athenian, and the superintendence of Athenians at the local sanctuary became prominent.
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