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orgasmichumour · 2 years
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I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on what movie to watch and pizza to order.
And then I picked the movie and pizza I wanted because I'm the one with the money.
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was going to make a "you with your least fav character" with this, but Riddle's hair was on the female's and I couldn't help myself.
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yeesiine · 11 months
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I'm picky but...
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bunny-b-b-baby · 11 months
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We’re in it now lads. (Feelings. We’re in our feelings) (the feelings are bad)
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gabichive · 1 year
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jiung over taeyang...
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thateclecticbitch · 7 months
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Embracing my e-boy era
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dykefaggotry · 5 months
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I've never played a more perfect card in the 10 years I've been playing this game
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lucidloving · 7 months
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@roach-works // Melissa Broder, "Problem Area" // Mary Oliver, "The Return" // @annavonsyfert // Koyoharu Gotouge, Demon Slayer // Haruki Murakami, Dance Dance Dance // David Levithan, How They Met and Other Stories // Tennessee Williams, Notebooks
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despazito · 4 months
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Telling young zoomers to "just switch to linux" is nuts some of these ipad kids have never even heard of a cmd.exe or BIOS you're throwing them to the wolves
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anxiousangerball · 9 months
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but
YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!
STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!
YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!
THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!
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when-sanpape-arts · 19 days
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every day i am plagued by visions (thoughts about a dunmeshi restaurant au)
part 1
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bonus
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carnival-phantasm · 6 months
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In love with this random guy who had a lock slapped on his storage unit for not paying its rental and not only did he ignore management and took his stuff out without paying, but also chose to steal the lock itself and send it to the LockPickingLawyer along with a confession letter
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marypsue · 4 months
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One of the worst feelings in the world: when you are just desperate, like claw-your-own-skin-off desperate, to create, but the only thing that even vaguely appeals to you to work on is a nebulous half-feeling that might be dreamily related to some half-formed notion of a concept. I must! Make! No thing! Only make!
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personaglitch · 8 months
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"Self insert characters are cringe"
Bro I'm trying to survive capitalism with maladaptive daydreaming. Leave me alone.
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animentality · 5 months
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