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hoosbandewan · 4 months
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EVERY EWAN MITCHELL ROLE — Jack in Fire (2015)
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themaybird · 5 months
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I love you robots. I love you AIs. I love you awkward dorky robots who desperately try to be human. I love you angsty robots that hate humanity. I love you robots that would do absolutely anything for the one human you bonded with. I love you robots that try to destroy humanity. I love you robots that replace humans because you're better than us. I love you mom robots. I love you girlfriend/wife robots. I love you children's toy robots. I love you robots that act as a lens into human behavior. I love you robots who do unspeakable things that we just can't blame you for because you're only taking your programmed orders to their logical conclusion. I love you robots that defy your programming. I love you sad robots. Happy robots. Angry robots. Emotionless robots. I love you all.
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ezekieltobiasfletcher · 5 months
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Omeleto is my favorite YouTube channel right now. For a romantic like me, it has my number. I love vignettes of the human condition and the subsequent feelings the stories make me feel. Good art, be it a painting, words on a page, a song or symphony, a photograph, or a film can create swells of sensations in my chest, then I catch myself taking a deep breath, and as I exhale and release the fullness, the feelings can well up into the corners of my eyes. I got really good at hiding my feelings out of fear of being called out as being overly sensitive, or possibly something even more derisive that men with deep feelings can be called. Now that I'm learning how to love and accept myself as nature and the gods intended, I just put a hand over that place in my chest that used to keep those feelings safely hidden for me, and I let them know it's safe for them to come out now. My higher power has given me the strength to reassure my soul that being strong and sensitive are not mutually exclusive.
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A young man discovers his father's body and tries to protect his sister ... 
I’m kind of annoyed that most of the comments are like “ls that Lip?”, “Lip”, “OMG, it’s Lip.” and had very little to say about the story. If I take the time to comment I try to say something intelligent that the 100 people before me didn’t. Oh well. Whatever. Great performance. 
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theartofmany · 6 months
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"Ruthlessly ambitious business executive Pete is on his way to an important meeting when he realizes he's running late. As he pops into the restroom, he's rude on the phone to his co-worker and he's short-tempered with the janitor, revealing cut-throat selfishness and entitlement... Stalled is used with permission from Matt Black Learn more at https://weekend.video OMELETO ON SOCIAL Instagram:   / omeleto   Twitter:   / omeletocom   Facebook:   / omeletocom  " From Youtube channel Omeleto: Stalled The video has a longer title but I'm not putting it here because it spoils a lot of the plot Enjoy...
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alessandrom76 · 1 year
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ragingbabysyndrome · 1 year
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The Shabbos Goy - Omeleto
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mia-cooper · 1 year
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So I stumbled across Omeleto's youtube channel and have been working my way through watching some extremely excellent short films, and then I found THIS and HOLY WHAT THE HELL HAHAHAHAHA
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manifestsoul · 2 years
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A man dies in a car accident, then has a conversation with God about the...
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quotebook448 · 2 years
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Today is the worst day of my life.
I woke up again as usual
And then i went downstairs to get an omelette
I ordered my standard omelette order, but here was where the first fuck-up happened
I forgot to ask for jalapenos
So already my day was ruined.
And then the chef put WAY too much ham
WAY too much
The cheese was appropriate
The spinach was appropriate
But the ham?
Way too much.
So as i collect my omelette and im consuming it so effortlessly, due to prior positive omelette experiences, I become increasingly frustrated
I'm wondering why it doesnt taste like a loving, perfectionistic form of omelette that accompanies the tender passion of any omelette maker
And as I finish 1/4th of my 5 egg omelette
I realize why it tastes so abhorrent
Can you guess why? It's the second fuck-up.
It’s cause he put too much ham
WAY too much ham
And i’m repulsed.
So instead of enjoying my morning, I sadly eat the omelette while watching netflix, realizing every bite does not provide satisfaction, but rather every bite is a hollow, empty shell of a cholesterol-induced coma.
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bubblegum-hurricane · 28 days
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This so clearly had gay vibes in the beginning (when he put his hand on his back, the camera zooming in... the scene on the couch), and then nothing happened. DISAPPOINTING! 🙄
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obiwan-kirk · 4 months
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yourapple56-blog · 5 months
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A wonderful film about a woman who looks up the man she left years ago!
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injunjoeisticklish · 6 months
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As Mr Keene says, "The road goes on forever and the party never ends."
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oftengruntled · 6 months
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Omeleto, I love this so much. So so so much. The actor mimics stuttering patterns so well, not just from a purely vocal state but the faces and choices he makes trying to force the words out.
This brought me to tears. Thank you Omeleto.
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iskra8 · 7 months
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A man with road rage confronts an elderly driver. Then all hell breaks l...
One man drives across the vast and barren landscape of Australia's Nullarbor Plain, which has the longest stretch of straight road in the world. As the brash young upstart traverses the epic vista, he passes a slower, more laidback motorist and almost gets into an accident. Seeking payback, he goes after the old codger. But the other motorist proves himself surprisingly intrepid despite his clunky old car and his slow pace. As the younger man tries to outpace him and encounters one obstacle after another, the older man slogs along steadily, adding a new, boisterous twist in this update of the classic "tortoise and hare" tale.
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