#Just To Be Safe Lol

[meanbossart]

ur like the only person who depicts mlm astarion as a top and i am so grateful for ur existence 😭 i just can't see him preferring to bottom after being used like a fleshlight / having no bodily autonomy for 200 yrs that's just my take (controversial ik) obviously he can switch but id say there's generally a preference for either position at the end of the day 🤷 regardless ur art is amazing thnk u for existing and feeding the poor

I know you're just being a little facetious with your word choice here, but I do wanna take this opportunity to clarify that that's NOT the reason why I depict him as a top. I'm sure he's had sex in all the standard (and some not so standard) ways while acting under Cazador's command, and If you were to ask me, the joy and autonomy has been sucked out of all the acts and roles pretty equally.

Rather, after spending time with the character, that's just the vibe I got from him 🤷 Probably his go-to before ever being turned, and probably thinks it's very hot to fuck a guy thrice his size and bulging with muscle - there's a little blink-and-you'll-miss-it bit in ANE where Astarion asks DU drow if he can be the pitcher, and I consider that to be an important little character moment for him. He reminds me very strongly of a very particular subsection of flamboyant, twinkish homo; if you know, you know LOL

DU drow too. His reasons for bottoming actually have slightly more explicitly to do with control (or lacking it) but he does enjoy entrusting his partners with his body. You see that too with his relationship with Orin.

Not saying I'm right and you're wrong or that that's even 100% your implication here, just taking the opportunity to share my thoughts on the character and why I depict him how I do! I enjoy getting headcanons that are a little different from mine because they get me thinking about my own thought process a little more in depth.

Thank you so much for the message and your kind words! I'm happy to be providing the goods all the same LOL

#What an anus-centered day we're having #ask #suggestive #tw #content warning #just to be safe lol #astarion #DU drow #a novel experience

[valyrfia]

sainz media leaking charles's contract renewal to try and put pressure on ferrari and it just completely backfiring....you love to see it

#let me speak #scuderia ferrari #charles leclerc #anti carlos #just to be safe lol #it's more #anti sainz #though

[soup-of-the-daisies]

hi sorry i've genuinely never seen a worse remus take in my life... i understand from a vague glance at the rest of your blog that i wouldn't agree with you anyways, but i got your "remus isn't smart" take on my dash and i did a triple take LMAO

do you mean the post where i express frustration over the ‘moony is the smartest’ trope that’s literally everywhere, anon? the trope that has a tendency to drag other characters (sirius, james, peter…) down in order to lift remus, prostrated as a bookworm because he held a book one (1) time in a flashback, up? like i don’t think remus was stupid at all, just that remus wasn’t The Smartest Marauder (J,S&P’sgrades wouldn’t have been good enough to graduate without remus helping, right??). i think that actually goes against canon a little bit. and so i’ve been wholly turned off by the ‘perfect gorgeous alpha feminist’ remus that’s associated with ‘remus was the smartest’ that yeah, it isn’t this little ooc thing i won’t ever complain about. this time i did (with a remus lupin critical tag!!!).

i genuinely don’t know why the urge was felt to say this lol. or why you decided to listen to it. remus is a fictional character and people are gonna disagree with their interpretations of said character. fucking surprise, your lil guy isn’t a real person. whoo.

#tagging this #remus lupin critical #just to be safe lol #ask

[lucifers-simp]

"Worst she can say is no"

WRONG

#good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens s2 #good omens season two #crowley #aziraphale #david tennant #ineffable husbands #micheal sheen #good omens aziraphale #aziracrow #muriel #gos2 spoilers #just to be safe lol

[metamatar]

i'm not sure if this is my own stuff coming in the way but a lot of the cultural message for the past few years has been about dealing with other people doing you wrong and how to deal with it by enforcing boundaries, articulating your needs and standing up for yourself etc but. what's the message for those of us who have done someone wrong and have to live with it?

#misery posting #just to be safe lol #it's just the default flavour of person is really nice and needs to be less nice i suppose #meanwhile i am out here with an inability to give as much consideration to people as i think i should be giving #and no my friends and family agree

[arts-and-drafts]

Home Again (Hermempires Crossover)

(In which Tango and Jimmy stargaze on the roof of their new ranch in Tumble Town, and reminisce. This one is unbelievably sweet, it rotted my teeth writing it. Enjoy!)

CW: Mentions of death

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"It's beautiful, Jimmy." Tango said, for what felt like the millionth time.

And for the millionth time, Jimmy smiled wide and flushed, shyly turning his eyes away from Tango's to the ranch he built earlier that day. Tango kept it up for two reasons; the first being that the ranch really was beautiful, and nostalgic, and the fact that Jimmy built it solely because Tango was here meant a million unsaid words.

The second reason is that Jimmy rarely smiled near the end of Double Life, and Tango missed it with an ache that surprised him. Now that they didn't have to expect death at every moment, Tango tried to make Jimmy smile every chance he got.

Turns out, when he wasn't fearing for his life, it was extremely easy. Jimmy smiled so much, and it never lost it's novelty. Not to Tango.

"I'm so glad you like it." Jimmy beamed, tipping his hat upwards to take in the cobblestone "R" at the very top. "I figured it fits right in."

"It sure does." Tango agreed warmly. He didn't feel like it was fair to attribute Jimmy's whole western aesthetic in this server to the short few weeks they spent together previously, but it was a beautiful coincidence. The ranch fit right in with Tumble Town's theme.

Jimmy's hat and badge suited him even better. Tango could tell his Soulmate stood a little taller with that title on his chest, and the responsibility fit him well. Now that he saw the person Jimmy had grown into, Tango couldn't imagine him being anyone else.

He hoped Jimmy was as respected as he looked he deserved to be. He had always deserved respect, to Tango, but the imp hoped that his Soulmate's appearance commended it from the other rulers in this server.

Jimmy was looking at him again, his smile turning shy. "What're you lookin' at?"

"Uh, nothing." Tango coughed, and turned his eyes away. "The hat is just very impressive."

"Isn't it?" Jimmy agreed with pride, readjusting it on his head. "That blue fire is something else, too, man! It's cool!"

"'Cool', you say?" Tango grinned cheekily and gestured to the frost pattern on his robes, and Jimmy laughed.

It was like sunshine, his laugh. Jimmy practically emanated light as he doubled over, hiccuping and giggling, and Tango had never felt warmer in his life.

"Stop," Jimmy giggled, getting ahold of himself and turning back to the barn as he waved an enthusiastic hand over his shoulder. "Come on, I want to show you the best part!"

Tango followed him, smiling all the way, as Jimmy started to climb a ladder propped against one of the barn posts. "I had to wait till it was getting dark."

Once Jimmy was a decent amount ahead, Tango started to climb as well, his excitement building purely from Jimmy's reaction.

Tango's head breached the trapdoor at the ladder's top, and he looked around to find Jimmy already smoothing out a blanket on the stable roof.

"Woah, a stargazing spot?" Tango grinned and climbed onto the roof to join his rancher.

"Yup!" Jimmy said, rising to his knees as he finished laying out the blanket, and turned his eyes to the sky. "It's also got a pretty good view of Tumble Town!"

Tango followed Jimmy's point and saw that yes, the part of town that was this side of the mountain was perfectly in view without strain. Illuminated by the softly glowing lanterns placed at the fronts of the buildings, it looked unbelievably quaint. If Tango didn't know better, he'd have easily believed this town had been here for at least a decade.

But he did know better, and he knew Jimmy built this whole place with his own two hands. It made the feat unbelievably impressive.

"It's beautiful." Tango said, for the millionth-first time. Jimmy's face lit up at the praise, just as before, but this time it was echoed by something soft.

"Thank you." The sheriff said, his eyes fond as they traced over the buildings. "It means a lot."

Jimmy's hand touched Tango's, and the imp curled his pinkie finger over the sheriff's and pressed their shoulders together. "Remember when you said you weren't a builder?"

Jimmy laughed, his eyes scrunching up. "I do! And I'm still not."

Tango gasped, and pulled away to whip around and stare at Jimmy like he was terribly offended. "Are you nuts?! Look at this place, Jimmy!" He waved an exaggerated hand at the sight before them, and Jimmy giggled again.

"This is downright beautiful! It's rustic!" Tango pressed, a smile pulling at his lips as he watched Jimmy's laughter. "And the way you used the stripped logs to make texture--'not a builder', I can't believe you!"

"Alright, alright!" Jimmy gasped through his laughing, pushing Tango's arm back down. "Thank you, I get it!"

Tango chuckled along with Jimmy's giggles, the two of them fading into a comfortable silence. Jimmy's hand had traveled from Tango's bicep to his hand, and he didn't pull away.

"I--I missed you." Jimmy said, quietly, and didn't meet Tango's eyes when he looked at him. His focus had turned to the stars, and Tango saw the whole sky reflected in Jimmy's eyes.

"I missed you too, buddy." Tango smiled softly, and maneuvered his hand to hold Jimmy's properly. They were close enough that the imp heard Jimmy's breath catch at the movement, and for a moment he worried he overstepped.

But then Jimmy's hand squeezed his, and a rush of a different heat than Tango was used to warmed his chest.

"Do you still--" Jimmy cut himself off and cleared his throat, staring stubbornly at the sky. Tango furrowed his brow. "...Still what?"

"We're not Soulmates anymore." Jimmy said plainly. "You don't--I mean, you don't have to be here anymore."

Tango blinked. Jimmy's hand was solid as a rock in his own, as if he had tensed it so it wouldn't shake.

"I'd argue we are." Tango said, softly, and Jimmy's gaze snapped away from the stars to look at him with wide eyes. Tango smiled in response.

"I can't feel your pain anymore, but you--the portal I went through lead right to you." Tango continued. "Can you imagine the chances of that?"

Tango squeezed Jimmy's hand gently. "I'm pretty sure that means the universe wants us together, man. And...I do too."

It was Tango's turn to look away, heat flushing his face. "If--if you'll have me."

"Yeah." Jimmy said, immediately, his voice sounding a little strangled. Tango turned back to him, and saw Jimmy's eyes were shining brighter than the stars above combined. "I would."

END.

#surprise! i CAN write things other than angst! #this was originally gonna end in a kiss but i thought it was so sweet in that final paragraph that i left it there #hermitcraft fic #empires fic #team rancher #trafficshipping #tangimmy #meraki post #tw death mention #just to be safe lol #im never going to stop thinking about these guys they've permanently altered my brain #you're honor they're home to each other #do i tag double life? it only mentions it #hmmmm

[slimeranch7]

columbina x signora’s darling x arlecchino.

(update 2022-07-25, i posted part 2 if u horny ppls wanna check it out)

getting sent fanart of columbina x arlecchino sucking faces and my first reaction was "LET ME IN. LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN" but then i realized the power i have

Content warnings: DEAD DOVE, dubcon

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With La Signora’s passing, the Fatui Harbingers gathered, not to mourn, but to plot ahead, like she was nothing more than a sacrifice. Her company had been mostly dissolved, scattering into the reserves, by the time word had arrived that she was slain by the Mussou no Hitotachi. Others deployed into the field alongside her were either captured by the Shogunate, gone AWOL, or were forced to go into hiding. Those lucky enough were able to stick by your side as you snuck aboard a retreating Fatui vessel, back to your frozen homeland. 

When you arrived, you weren’t greeted with warm welcomes, but rather, a subtle kind of hostility, like they wanted to tear you apart. Most of your men were taken without a proper salute, by your master’s coworkers, her fellow Harbingers, and there would be nothing you could do as you watched them get dragged away for briefing. 

“Why, if it isn’t Signora’s favorite little underling!” Amidst the freezing winds of the harbor, you turn to meet the Regrator, 9th of the Fatui Harbingers, and just one position behind your former master’s. He eyes you with mirth and something else you can’t quite place, but you can’t return the gaze, so you kneel and bow to avoid conflict. “I was wondering if you would have stayed by your lady’s side as she got herself killed out there, but, it turns out…” He stops just before you as a show of power. “The dog is not as loyal as her master thought she was.”

“My lord.” You all but say in greeting.

“I admire your self restraint, little doggy.” He continues to provoke you to no avail. You’ve learned to live with the jabs over time, intentionally biting or not, courtesy of your late master. She mellowed down over time, respecting your competence in your field, but her sharp words never truly faded. Pantalone could never hope to become your new master, and you’d fight tooth and nail to make sure of that. Jealous bastard.

“Will you need me for a briefing, my lord?” You choose to ignore his snark, still refusing to give in.

“Maybe you could give me a better description as to what happened to Signora.” He quips. “I’m sure you saw it with your own eyes, if you follow her as closely as they say you do.”

Truthfully, you hadn’t. The only indication your late master’s death was a flaming moth, reminiscent of La Signora, fluttering in your direction, leading you far from the Tenshukaku, when thunder shook the grounds and you willed yourself not to look back, rounding up what men you could save, and evacuating the mission. She’s dead. She’s dead. 

Rosalyne had died.

And I couldn’t even collect her ashes like I promised, you swallow a painful lump in your throat as the moth flickers away into nothing, ship parting from the foreign land she had died in. There was nothing to take in remembrance. Rosalyne had died, and having nothing to remember her by, the memory you wanted to ingrain into your heart would too, extinguish with time.

“I was not present at the time of her passing, my lord. I sincerely apologize for the lack of intel.” Your knees hurt from the salt and snow, your eyes burn and your throat itches to let out a broken sob. Rosalyne is dead, and there’s nothing you can do to bring her back.

“Huh. I suppose there’s no point in looking back then.” The Regrator hums, unconcerned and terribly cruel. You grit your teeth, head still hung low. The harbor winds threaten to freeze your eyes shut. “With her gone, where will the masterless doggy go?”

Where would you go? 

You hoped that Her Majesty, The Tsaritsa, would allow for an early retirement.

Ha. At the ripe age of twenty? Tough luck. “I am unsure, my lord.” You answer.

“I’ll say this much,” He chuckles. “I am resourceful. I am wealthy. I have connections. Under me, your job will be far easier.” The Regrator leans down, dangerously close to catching sight of your frozen tears. “I’ve seen your face, darling. You’re beautiful. I’m sure you’d make a great addition to my company.”

You refuse. “Thank you for your gracious offer, my lord.” Your heart stays with Rosalyne. “But-”

“She’s with us.”

You urge yourself not to shoot straight up to see who had taken claim so quickly. Only when the Regrator rises to full height, do you dare to sneak a peek. The Harlequin and the Dove. Why are they here? 

The Regrator says nothing more and leaves.

“Milady, Arlecchino, Columbina,” You greet, head dipping even lower than before. You’re aware of them to be close associates of Rosalyne’s, but what happens behind closed doors is beyond you. What are they to your late master? What are they to you, if your loyalties will always lie with La Signora, even in death? What are they planning? 

“Come on, it’s colder than normal, today.”

You pause. Your loyalties will always lie with La Signora, even in death, you repeat in your head. “Milady, I apologize, but-”

“The Tsaritsa’s orders.” Arlecchino cuts you off. And who were you to disobey the very goddess Rosalyne dedicated her life to?

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“Did Rosalyne ever touch you, like this?”

Shakily, you turn your head sideways, subtly trying to creep away from her fingers prying your lower lips open, almost exposing teeth. “She has not, milady.” You wince as her hands trace lower, onto your neck, then resting on your shoulders. “M-My apologies, milady, I don’t understand the structure of your briefings,” You pause when she ghosts over your chest. “I… don’t see how these questions relate to the mission-”

“Rosalyne loved you.” Arlecchino intercepts bitterly. “She loved you, so she entrusted you to us.”

Rosalyne loved me. Rosalyne loved me. Rosalyne sent that moth. Rosalyne led me away from the Raiden Shogun’s Tenshukaku, away from the Mussou no Hitotachi. Rosalyne faced what should have been your duty, your diplomatic meeting, head on. Rosalyne sacrificed herself, not for the Tsaritsa. Rosalyne sacrificed herself for me. 

You feel like crumbling inside. It should’ve been you. You feel your heart melt and burn and char. You should’ve died in her stead. You feel your heart envelope with frost as cold as her.

Behind you, Columbina rests on the back of your chair, twirling your hair, gently tugging. She leans over to whisper directly into your ears, sending chills down your spine. “Mm. It’s only our duty to show you what she couldn’t.” You bite back an unsophisticated yelp as she licks the shell of your ear, then nibbling. “We’ll take good care of you for Rosalyne, right, Arlecchino?”

The taller girl hums an affirmative. And leans in to press a chaste kiss. For Rosalyne, you think.

Closing your eyes, you tilt your head to meet hers.

#columbina x reader #mentioned signora x reader #angst #mentions of character death #dubcon #just to be safe lol #unhealthy coping mechanisms #arlecchino x reader #dead dove do not eat

[weebsinstash]

Ok good you've finally seen it. What gets me in atsv (at least the version I watched) Miguel isn't even stated as having and loosing a family BEFORE he just up and leaves for that other dimension. Like dude decided he wanted a different life and a family and went and took up someone else's, instead of starting his own.

I was thinking about this last night and I eventually went back and watched the scene and it's like. Yeah bro you're right they do in fact never specify if he even had a family before

In the comics, he loses his pregnant fiance, and I, assumedly with a bunch of other people, was just kind of assuming that he had the same backstory in ATSV and it was sometime after her death that he tried a second time around. I'm assuming the canon he broke by going to another universe was HIS OWN canon: as a Spider, you are apparently supposed to lose your first love/first crush and move on, but by him jumping ship into another universe, that was breaking the rules (*cough cough* "but what if Miguel realizes being with Reader in his own universe doesn't break canon and he goes apeshit with it" *cough cough*)

But GOD wouldn't it be fucked up if it really was as literal as the way he phrased it. "I found another universe where I was happy" not "I found a universe where my family survived" is kind of sus phrasing. Like yeah bro you technically uh stole the life of a completely different person and helped raise his daughter and presumedly fucked his wife

But one thing a few people have mentioned that kind of took a while to sink in was like. Him losing that second family was RECENT. He didn't form the Spider Society until sometime after Miles became Spiderman, which he's only been wearing the mask for about a year and a half. Peter B was in the flashback where Miguel lost his second family, so like. It's literally been less than two years since Miguel accidentally broke canon. This man has some piping hot FRESH TRAUMA like he's probably still in a stage of grief???

Like I understand he's an antagonist but I'll be legit angry if he becomes like monstrously evil and it becomes "oh no we gotta defeat miguel" in the third movie because his trauma and his actions are completely understandable, like he could be an antagonist but he better not be like Final Boss. Like yeah yeah "he's technically killing people by not letting people break canon" but I mean as far as he's concerned, for all that he knows, what the evidence shows and what he's lead to believe, saving one person could potentially kill an entire universe and destabilize others so like. YEAH it sucks but no one should have to explain the math. Like the man literally had a small child he was helping raise literally vanish in his own arms as she cried "dad help" and people are like "UGH MIGUEL IS EVIL" like bro at the WORST he is obsessed with making up for his sins, dude isn't DELIBERATELY tryna cause shit. Like when you really get into analysis mode you can completely understand why he's so angry at Miles, Miguel was literally chanting "no puedo mas" ie "I can't anymore" at the concept of another hole being torn in the multiverse, like he's literally shouting and throwing shit around because for him it's "oh great here we fucking go, tons and tons of people will die if I don't get this under control, when does it end, how do i fix this"

His line on top of the train really kind of cements it, where he's all "and I'm the only one who's been keeping everything together" because he's not saying that from some source of narcissism, he's BURDENED by this, he's TRAPPED by this, but he feels a responsibility and a duty to make up for what he did. The man is essentially using his role leading the Spider Society as a punishment for breaking canon.

"Miguel is selfish" "Miguel is evil" bro Miguel is literally just one really really bad accident away from straight up killing himself, like tearing his own hair out as he beats his head into a wall. Miguel is like when you're so extremely stressed out that when you dropped your fresh toast on the floor jelly-down you legit contemplated suicide "because why can't even one thing go right for me". This man is hanging on by a thread but like I'm convinced the third movie will have a happy ending because it just. Doesn't feel right if it doesn't? The entire first two movies were about finding your own identity and making your own expectations and I feel like the whole canon event narrative inherently challenges what the movies stand for, so, really interested in seeing how the third movie goes, waiting will fucking kill me, and also with all the articles coming out about ATSV having insane crunch, I have a good feeling Beyond The Spiderverse is gonna be delayed. I kinda like that though because like, idk, do you guys ever get sad when a show or series ends. It's like the journey is over and then you move on and kind of forget about everything. I'm enjoying these movies and these characters and I don't mind marinating with em a little while longer

#reader is basically miguels emotional support animal lmao. you keep him from going just a little TOO crazy #atsv spoilers #just to be safe lol #i remember reading about adhd and object permanance and stuff and j wonder if thats why i drop shit so fast sometimes #because then it isnt 'there' and present for me to interact with and enjoy idk

[messenger-of-stupidity]

In hindsight, letting Dion actually choose Halloween costumes for the three of them was a terrible idea. Kane said as such once Bunny explained why Dion was cackling like a madman.

As expected, Dion had chosen the costume he claimed "fit them". Not that they wanted to dress up as a playboy rabbit. They had quickly put on a pair of shorts and a sweatshirt over it, running with the excuse that they needed to dress appropriately for trick or treaters.

Kane had gotten stuck with the demon costume that Dion had been dissing in the store. A fresh scorch mark on their floor helped mark the epic battle to actually get the other demon into his costume. (They weren't going to get their security deposit back, that was for sure. At least Kane had apologized.)

As for Dion's costume... Don't even get them started.

"Why is he dressed as an orange cat?" Kane whispered to them, adjusting the bunny eared headband that sat atop their head. They frowned.

"It's Garfield and I haven't got a clue."

#reverie audios #kane #dion #bunny #haha does anyone get the reference that theres a chance i remember improperly? #when dion promised not to cook lasagna with his flames? #so therefore he's garfield? #get it? #please laugh its funny #also hi Altair #since i know youre gonna see this eventually #i could just tag you but im too lazy to go fit that in and theres not really any point anyways #reverieaudios #just to be safe lol

[oddthesungod]

sorry mr gaiman i'm thirsting after ur serial killer OC 😔🤌

#the sandman #the corinthian #not trek art #hes soooo........................... #[clenches fist] #sorry y'all had to get this damn guy out of my system #i love him #cw: blood #just to be safe lol

[padfootastic]

Ahaha thank you for the nice comments in tags <3 i love Remus but he seems bit like a spineless people pleaser and after dating somebody who would rather lie about their feelings than have people be mildly upset with them..... I chose violence 🗡

no but ur so right because!!! i’ve been sleeping on this for a while but let’s talk about remus’ personality traits and how they have the potential to make him a bad/absent partner, at best, and an abusive one, at worst. everyone wants to turn him into this image of perfection just bc he’s such an ‘uwu victim’ figure in fanon but that’s SO far from the truth omg

(i am…just gonna put this remus character analysis under a cut bc it got unnecessarily long and i wouldn’t want u to read it if u didn’t want to lol)

so, for one, he’s manipulative. he has no combinations in twisting the truth or dodging it entirely for his own benefit. like, the man could stand in front of his dead best friend’s orphaned son & not even allude to the fact that he knew his dad. he had no problem bringing james & lily up in the most twisted ways possible to guilt/emotionally influence harry. so remus in a relationship would have the capacity to either knowingly or unknowingly manipulate his partner. the definition of gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss except more sinister.

next, his spinelessness. either as a defensive measure to deal w anti-werewolf hostility or as an innate personality trait, remus has the habit of just—not standing up for things. he looks away when his friends act like assholes, even when he’s in a position of authority (which yes, u can argue that he’s afraid of losing them but atp they’ve literally risked life & magic & azkaban for him so either way, he comes off badly—either he doesn’t mind himself, or he doesn’t fully trust their friendship, or it’s just easier to look away). in a relationship, this can manifest as bottling everything inside u until it makes u bitter or u violently unload on the other person in an entirely disproportionate manner. the dynamic would also be a bit skewed. the people pleasing u mentioned is also such a big thing that people usually overlook. when ur constantly trying to make the other person happy and don’t want to rock the boat, that is a cocktail for miscommunication and breakdown of relationships. ur also constantly putting the emotional burden of constructively dealing w issues on ur partner instead of doing it urself.

connected to his cowardice is his habit of running away when things get tough. remus is conflict avoidant; he does not like to put himself in a position where he has to take a decisive stance, especially if it’s against what others around him believe in. he runs away when things get tough, and tbh, for me, this comes from a constant spiral of self hatred & self victimisation, both of which stem from his experience as a werewolf. in every difficult situation, he centres himself & his discomfort and instead of dealing with it and moving forward for a constructive solution, he decides that stepping back from it altogether is better. which, yeah, works well for him bc he can temporarily put a pin in it but it’s kinda terrible for everyone’s who’s left behind. so i also think that remus is a profoundly selfish character who doesn’t look beyond the end of his own nose. u can imagine how those traits might manifest themselves in a relationship.

and his people pleasing!! so this might be verging on fanon but his gratitude and/or devotion to dumbledore sets an…interesting tone. it’s also another example of how he cannot conceive himself in any other term except as a victimised werewolf. the marauders did a lot for him, arguably even more than dumbledore’s token representation formula, but he never felt indebted to them the way he did for D. dumbledore also kind of makes him feel needed? validates his feelings? and that just speaks to a very twisted sense of self for me. which, again, won’t bode well for his other interpersonal relations.

also, on a very hc note, i also feel like remus just…does not have any significant capacity to love. he takes and takes and takes but doesn’t give much in return. this doesn’t even have to be an actively malicious decision, tbh, just a very self-centred one. he doesn’t realise how much he’s taking bc he’s only thinking about his own circumstances.

all of these are also just why i can’t see r/s working out in any healthy manner. remus is exactly antithetical to everything sirius is/believes in, and not even in the fun ‘opposites attract’ way. but that’s another rant no one asked for lmao

#anti remus lupin #just to be safe lol #(i would not want to read sumn like this for j or s) #i read this harry/tonks postwar fic once #that had part r/s allusions #and it was basically about how terrible remus was as a dad & husband bc he kept running out to deal w his demons #not realising or caring ab who he’s leaving behind #and constantly kept making false promises and centering only his own grief #and harry steps up to take care of teddy and tonks #the romance is cool and all but it’s the characterisation of remus that really struck me. bc it was so new. even tho it’s basically #an extension of canon ykwim? #and i think we should talk about that more instead of turning him into a paragon of virtue and morality and parenthood #dude tumblr just ate my ENTIRE answer for a who monite and i was so ??? fully ready to give up i s2g lol #i also have so many thoughts of remus victimising himself #and consequently spitting on everything his friends and family did for him #bc those are destructive thinking patterns and no one except the person themself can take the first step #regardless of how much support they get #and remus just. never wanted to get out of it lbr #i am so sorry for this rant—u didn’t ask for it but ur fic LIT something in me #and i just. couldn’t stop once i started 😭😭 #pen’s asks #pen’s notes

[incorrect-dream-smp-quotes]

Karl: Your legs look great in those jeans!

Quackity: You should see me when I take them off ;)

Karl:

Karl: Why would you take off your legs?

#incorrect quotes #dream smp #quackity #karl_jacobs #suggestive #just to be safe lol #uh oh what's their ship name

[userlaylivia]

MY JERANNA HEART HURTS!!!!!!! I SHIPPED THEM SO HARD AND THEY DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER! I never shipped beremy like I've softened towards them my last rewatch but I still don't ship them, they happened out of nowhere!! jeranna were so perfect together and I think S3 showed he never got over her and if she didn't die they'd still be together imo they were soulmates!!

#beremy would've never happened if anna didn't die and that's a fact! #my jeranna babies I just loooooooved them so much okay??!? #jeremy gilbert #anna zhu #jeremy x anna #jeranna #tvd #the vampire diaries #anti beremy #just to be safe lol

[cuppajj]

Last night I had a dream that someone drew me a detailed sketch page of drillburst and overlord, but it was a werewolf au where drill was some random ordinary guy and overlord was a werewolf who starts off as trying to kill him but then he eventually chooses not to and becomes obsessed with him instead. also somewhere there was like cannibalism where ol was about to eat drill because it would solve all his problems. They were still robots somehow so the only reason how I knew it was a werewolf au was because it was titled that on the paper and overlord had blue fur on his arms. I was into it I guess 😂

#no doubt spurred by 1) my desire to draw them #2) the drawing I got yesterday #3) the rp I did w a friend that I read last night #cjj sayeth #I will not comment on if overlord cannibalism is in or out of character for him #also #tw cannibalism #kinda #just to be safe lol #so glad I can recount my transformers dreams

[lover-of-mine]

Watching the arc scene got me thinking about how many times Percy fell/jump from high things to get to Annabeth or keep her safe and now I'm wondering if boy took falling for someone too seriously. There's the obvious one, with Tartarus, he tries to jump after her in the titans curse, he jumps off ship in sea of monster. Like, boy? You're not the big three kid who can fly.

#kspakspamapakapakpaakalkaa #pjo spoilers #pjo #hoo spoilers #just to be safe lol

[maxanor]

jj comforting kie after she tells him she’s a lesbian (real)

#han talks #madison bailey told me herself that’s what’s happening here #anti jiara #just to be safe lol #outer banks #obx3