I don't get conservatives I'd love for a transgirl to shove her agenda down my throat
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“why do you assume this character is autistic” because i am autistic. haven’t you heard, any character an autistic person likes gets hit with the Autism Beam
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I'M SORRY BUT I HAD TO😭
Just thought it would be funny to draw exact opposite to the original lyrics
Inspired by this song if you wonder: Elvis Presley - Devil in disguise
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The only reason I have a chasm is cause I have to worry about you bozos 24/7. You just don't get it, Leo. I'm the oldest here. I'm responsible for keeping us safe and making sure we can handle anything that comes our way. Cause If I don't, you could all end up faggots.
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Tony: "Kid, where's my tequila?"
Peter: "Uh. I don't. I don't know, Mr Stark."
Tony: "…okay, I really didn't think I'd have to be the one to have this talk with you but I think you need to hear it. Look, kid, I've been where you are. You're trying to be cool, maybe getting mixed up in some things you know aren't right-"
Peter: "THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED."
Tony: "Pete, there's no need to be embarrassed. God knows I'm not in a place to judge you but I want you to have a better life than I did. Making good decisions as a teenager. Maybe. Maybe I should call May. She'd probably be better at this."
Peter: "Don’t call Aunt May! Look I didn't. I didn't drink your tequila, okay?"
Tony: "Oh really? You just took my tequila, didn't drink it and then what? Poured it on- oh my god, Peter tell me you didn't."
Peter: "It was a light stabbing! It works in the movies!"
Tony: "A light stabb- YOU GOT STABBED!?”
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To non-horror fans, the 80% that Saw X has on Rotten Tomatoes probably means it’s mid.
To horror fans/Saw fans, that 80% might as well be the rare 100% Rotten Tomatoes score that appears once in a blue moon.
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IS THE TALON/ HARBINGER OF DEATH THING REFERENCING REAPER? IDFK
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Oh my god Susan taxpayer in real life !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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a fucking terrifying bitch has entered the fucking room
THE ONLY THING I CAN SAY IS THAT MY GIRLFRIEND MADE THESE ACURSED EDITS AND I NEED EVERYONE TO PLEASE LOOK AT THEM I 😭
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Krang Leader and Chrell, trapped in the Prison Dimension.
Why won't he die, the lil fucker just keeps coming back. Surprised he isn't more purple.
Without lighting.
Okay, here me out. I'm not shipping it, I just noticed they looked like a bickering couple here, so I just added blush. Cause it looked funny.
Please believe me.
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