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dont threaten me with a good time

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jews are a religious group that didn’t do anything

zionists are a political group that is responsible for millions of deaths

know the difference

This is literally the core of what our fight for liberation means

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Do you need help?

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because of the “I’m asexual-so you don’t love anyone?” questions I’m pretty sure that most people don’t even know the difference

i feeel like the a-spec community is the only one who distinguishes that much between romantic/sexual attraction. possible because of the labels, cause aromantic and asexual are shortened to aro and ace, while biromantic and bisexual are shortened to bi and bi. a-spec is the only one with a platonic label too.

or im just deeper into the a-spec community but not the rest

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My arospec ass be like:

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Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?

Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".

My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.

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ok but can you imagine leo, the runaway who didn’t even hear about mount helen exploding, seeing this and then listening very carefully to every conversation they have about their past trying to peace together the story

i really hope as a wedding gift sally gets the front page newspaper of when annabeth percy and grover were on the fbis most wanted list and frames it for them

like the weddings super private so when they open it everyone around them kinda knows the joke abt it and it’s like a cute moment

then when they get their own house they have it over the fireplace mixed in with other random cute pics so no one truely notices what it is until annabeth has her mom friends over and their wine drunk and one of the moms is like “you two were wanted by the FBI???”

and annabeth has to remember what the story was that they had made up and is like “lol yeah it was a huge misunderstanding we were actually kidnapped by this guy and percy had to have a standoff with him bc he was holding us at gunpoint...it was a wedding gift😁”

and their all like “…oh….haha…”

then they all go home and look it up

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I'm assuming Cook is a noun and not a command.

you choose

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#ace #acespec #ace pride #asexuel #asexual #pride #lgbtqiia+ #lgbtq positivity #lgbtqplus #lgbtq community #lgbt pride #lgbtq #lgbtqia #like i say that i’m asexual and all of an instance it becomes appropriate to as if i masturbate? #memes #ace memes

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the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb

found family above all

Leo made Frank a fireproof pouch for his firewood

Hazel and Piper practiced sword fighting together on the Argo 2, and they talked together as the only two girls and cried together about Percy and Annabeth

Jason keeps Nico's secret and tries his hardest to get Nico to open up to him, despite Nico's cold attitude he wants him to know he's there

They are family your honour I can't cope

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#acespec #ace #ace pride #asexuel #asexual #like i say that i’m asexual and all of an instance it becomes appropriate to as if i masturbate? #order of the black ring

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i watched one (1) video on how to draw hands that changed my life forever. like. i can suddenly draw hands again

these were all drawn without reference btw. i can just. Understand Hands now (for the most part, im sure theres definitely inaccuracies). im a little baffled

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Ukraine -> Spain

Palestine -> Czechoslovakia

History is repeating itself

#wwii #wwii era #wwiii #ww2 #ww2 history #history in the making #history is repeating itself

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Yeah, I know "not all aro/aces" and all, but please don't use "not all aro/aces" as an excuse to not explore anything exclusively aro/ace ever. Otherwise any trace of aro/aceness might end up effectively lost to fandom osmosis.

To sum up... If you wouldn't be homophobic that way, please don't be aphobic that way.