#It would be an at home shirt

[lazycranberrydoodles]

everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME #the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’ #but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle #she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’ #or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’ #or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’ #or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’ #or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’ #or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass #4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’ #or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’ #or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’ #xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings #or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’ #which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight. #or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao #anyway. #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #hualesbians #modern au #tgcf meme #my art #art #tgcf shitpost #lmao #mxtx

[tomuchcinnamon]

Just a call away ! ★ ˎˊ˗

#wally darling #welcome home #welcome home fanart #welcome home wally darling #welcome home project #welcome home puppet show #artists on tumblr #new artist #digital fanart #omg i love him #if i could make a personal shirt with him on it I would !!!

[grayloch]

Oh he's just my favorite!! It's Frank Frankly :D He was such a challenge but im super happy with the results yay!! I can't wait to see more of him!

(Frank of course belongs to @partycoffin )!!

#Frank frankly #welcome home #welcome home fanart #welcome home frank #welcome home puppet show #sculpture #clay sculpture #clay #traditional art #loch draws #loch sculpts #artists on tumblr #he would be like 'no its not right! you painted my show time shirt i should be in my plaid shirt' #and he's be right but this one fought me a lot less hoo hoo hoo #i hope to learn more about him so i can try another one with a unique pose but WH is so fresh i just did the default #i just wanted to welcome him to MY home HOO HOO HOO

[markscherz]

A friend of mine sent me a yt video of a guy who was relocating frog eggs (prolly a vernal pool) and showed 1000s of baby frogs coming out of the water in his backyard. she asked me how I felt about it as a ecologist. I felt like it was irresponsible to do, especially to post videos on it, but probably not "ecological terrorism" like people in the comments were saying, because I see baby frogs in nature come out of water in hoards sometimes too. Kind of a mixed bag.

But I wanted to ask you, since you're a herpetologist and waaay more experienced than me: how do you feel about the yt channel "frog army YouTube"?

Many frogs and toads are classical R-strategists. Some toads can lay 20+ THOUSAND eggs in a single clutch. The whole point of that strategy is that not all of the offspring survive. In fact, it would be really rather bad if all of the offspring were to survive, because (1) they wouldn't be feeding the predators and decomposers that live off of their noble sacrifice, and (2) they will require massively more resources than they otherwise would. It can have all kinds of detrimental down-stream effects.

This is the reason we often see swarms of tadpoles darkening some small pools (especially ones where there are no fish!), and later hoards of froglets (that's the technical term) emerging from pools at once. It's an evolutionary strategy, that only few individuals survive to achieve reproductive age.

Point 1: it is *fine* if not all the tadpoles survive to adulthood. That's how the system is supposed to work. You are not doing the system favours if you are changing tadpole survivorship to 100%.

Now, humans really are fucking things up in a lot of environments. Environmental pollutants, like heavy metals, can cause major issues for wildlife, and especially frogs, which (1) are not as vagile as e.g. birds and medium- to large-sized mammals and thus cannot escape the problem zone effectively, and (2) are EXTRA sensitive to the environment because of their permeable skin.

Point 2: we do have some responsibility to do something if we notice that there is a major problem emerging, which could dramatically alter the population dynamics for one or more generations of frogs.

However, *moving* clutches of eggs that are found in polluted pools is not the right move, especially for your average person. There are many reasons that it is not the right move, but chief among them are

(1) A lot of frogs that lay eggs in vernal pools have tadpoles that cannot survive being in larger ponds, and certainly cannot survive in streams or other bodies of flowing water.

(2) A lot of frogs that lay their eggs in vernal pools are already adapted to less than ideal conditions, and have excellent strategies to overcome those conditions, such as incredibly quick metamorphosis (sometimes just a few days!)

(3) By moving clutches of eggs, you could easily be moving the pathogens or pollutants that are causing the problem in the first place.

(4) If there is Batrachochytrium dendrobatidis fungus around, you are spreading chytrid, and that is VERY bad. Chytridiomycosis has already driven several frog species to extinction, and caused massive population collapse in several others.

(5) If you do not know the species, attempts to rescue them might be aiding the advance of an invasive species.

(6) It's often illegal to intervene! Many species are protected by law, and you are not allowed to remove them from the wild. Consult your local laws.

Point 3: the responsibility to do something does not include removing the frogs and raising a frog army.

So what should we do if we find a clutch of eggs in an oily pool? Or in a nearly dried out puddle?

First assess the nature of the problem. Is the pool just about to dry out? Then leave it alone. The tadpoles will probably be fine (and if they're not, they'll provide rich nutrients to predators and decomposers). But are there signs of pollution? Then assess: is the pollution covering a larger area? Or is it localised? If you find dead frogs or other amphibians is a major warning sign, and it needs to be brought to the relevant authorities. Contact your local environmental agency/department, and notify them of the precise location of the problem, and its extent. Document everything with photos and videos.

Point 4: there are organisations and agencies specifically tasked with intervening in cases of environmental damage. It is *your* job to bring it to their attention, but unless instructed by them, you need not take any further action. It is their job to know what to do, and to take appropriate action.

TL;DR: 'Raising a frog army' is for the likes, not the frogs, and is not environmentally responsible or ethically defensible. Build a home for the frogs, and they will come.

#wall of text #long post #text post #wot #tl;dr #frogs #frog #tiktok #animals #trends #tiktok trends #info post #build a home for the frogs and they will come #I want that on a t-shirt #actually #if I answered all of the asks in my inbox as thoroughly as this #I would be writing non-stop for 393 hours

[lasttuesdayforever]

Gorgug still listening to Zelda’s mixtape, even if it’s just because he hasn’t gotten a new one, really does something to me. Sometimes the relationship fails but there is still good from it.

I would like to think that even if Gorgug gets a new tape, he still sometimes listens to Zelda’s. He is a teen, and that first relationship is going to have a kind of weird hold on him I think. He did build a cell tower for her. He became an artificer because of it.

#gorgug thistlespring #zelda donovan #fhjy spoilers #fhjy #d20 #I have entire outfits of my exes clothes that I still wear. sometimes multiple exes at once #don’t leave your clothes at my home if you didn’t expect me to keep them #one ex actually gave me one of his shirts after we broke up because I would borrow it often

[emoreooo]

so carry me from these walls, brother of mine

#going with colored sketches for now augh.... #what if whenever kel had a nightmare hero would keep him company and play with him until he falls asleep #and kel cld always rely on his brother to help him see reason and to soothe the storm inside his head #tonight kel wakes up from another nightmare. tears in his eyes sweat dampening his shirt etc. but his brother remains unresponsive #kel wonders if hero gets nightmares of.. mari. and was too depressed to even react strongly about it. always crying silently barely moving #so he curls up beside hero in his bed and makes himself comfortable there #kel wld provide him comfort even if hero wont ask for it #but as time passes kel painfully realizes that he too missed the home he once had in his brother #omori kel #omori hero #kel omori #hero omori #omori #omori fanart #fanart #my art

[teachyouhowtodothesponge]

👉👈 can I have a doodle of da Boi hez my welcome home oc

Sorry, i just really like ur art.. >U<

OOHH! Groovy character! ✨✨ I had to doodle Gertrude and him as soon as I saw this! He looks like a very chill fella! 😎 Also love his name, it is so fun to say!

#Oh I would kill for that outfit! #Those pants and shirt!! ✨✨ #He is so stylish!! #welcome home #welcome home arg #welcome home oc #my art #doodles #not my oc #charlie chime-in oc

[askinsufferableprickmod]

top 10 worst celebrities ever

#Look at this freak #Saw that post talking about how in canon only see him in a t shirt but also the suits are a vibe #And mini Dave made like a ton of them #So #I think he can pull of both looks he's versatile like that #dave strider #homestuck #hom3stuck #My art #alpha dave strider #Does he switch it up to throw of the paparazzi? And if so... Which one is the Director Strider Look tm cus Logically #You'd think it'd be the suit #But..it's Dave so would be funny if he dresses up nice as a disguise #Idk alpha Dave is such a vague character we don't know much about him... There's so many different things you can do with him #And knowing Dave's relationship with clothes and fashion #Like... Kid has to learn to do his own laundry???? That effects a kid and how they view clothes? #It's an interesting contrast how the moment he can he makes a bunch of fancy clothes and then spends 3 years wearing the One Outfit #And as funny as the idea of him wearing the t shirt as a director is theres also the whole putting in a persona thing #And then finally getting home and just dropping it all n wearing a r shirt he's had since he was 16 #Idk... Many many thoughts rattling around in here.. None of them coherent..

[treasureplcnet]

someone on the bodies production team you have to release more layout/bts pictures of charles whiteman's flat please. this is a great start but i need to know him better. particularly if it's got about as much mould as a second year uni house and if he owns as many chairs as it seems LOL

#ok the joke is at his expense but im already romanticising this shit #20-something loser karl weissman moves into the worst flat of all time and makes it a home #hangs a picture of his parents' wedding against the worst wallpaper you've ever seen #just buys what he likes and calls it decor #how else can you explain the fucking model boat next to the fucking telephone. AND YOU MAY TELL ME 'oh thats just random set stuff' #NOT TO ME! #and it stays until he's in his mid 30s. develops a habit of not cleaning up along the way #the shot where he seems to have taken off his shirt/tie/jacket and then dropped them off on various pieces of furniture. HE LIVES LIKE THIS #also entertaining the idea that its his parents' old stuff that he can't bring himself to throw out .. #i will created a fully fleshed out character using 8 episodes and fever dream visions if i have to #karl weissman #bodies netflix #edit: the original tags are above but since then i joined the discord and got to add these pictures LOL #saved this post as a draft bc i was like. i cant annoy people on the tag any more than i already have #doesnt matter. forcing this into the tag like a week after i made it anyway #im still so interested in the fact that it seems like there are more rooms that we never see #outside this bedroom and living space (and the bedroom isnt clear in the show either) #like. i rly need a 360 house tour NOW. #ALSO I FEEL LIKE A TOWN CRIER NO I DONT THINK HE HAS MOULD BUT IT WOULD BE FUNNY!!!! #the chair next to the liquor rly is something. hes MY babygirl

[mattodore]

new questionnaire photos <3

#good morning!!! woke up and started editing these right away bc i'm in the hospital with oc plague unforch 😔</3 #i just updated the old questionnaires with these actually ‼️ #i want to make individual photos for the old ones too with all the bells and whistles but for now these will be the placeholders! #river dipping #theodore doe #matthias evanoff #echthroi #ts4 #ts4 edit #simblr #also yeah finally took off the slutty turtleneck only to replace it with a slutty mock neck instead. had to get rid of the label tho #matthias hates branded lettering or imagery on clothes... you would never find this man wearing a graphic t-shirt i think he'd rather die #he's SOOOO snobby lmao #these are from when i was fixing their sims and saving a proper version of their household the other day #i’m still cleaning out my library of trays and getting their outfits in order! #but i’m so close to being ready to rip their sims for poses 🧎 #i have so many pose ideas now!! but i think i should probably start working on their homes first #just so i have layouts and everything in mind while making poses #i think theo’s apartment and matthias’s chateau are the ones to work on… #theo’s apartment should be the easiest bc it’s the smallest #but. knowing me… even an apartment is going to take me weeks to make #i really want to start though. #i think of theo’s bedroom in his apartment all the time like in my head it's really cluttered with all these little trinkets #these things theo's picked up over the last three years since he's been living on his own #and it's all dark browns and greens... stained glass... beautiful tiles... ugh #his apartment is so gorgeous in my head!!! trust me!!! #...also by new questionnaire photos i do mean i'm writing a new one lmao jnhkjf not that these are new pics for the old ones—tho they are! #i'm glad to actually be writing abt mattodore again bc the last month or so i was like. controlled by the urge to make edits #like!! enough visuals!! let's write!!!

[theloveinc]

I know for a fact in my heart that Bakugo is one of those kids who was taken on family vacations every year as a child, with pictures of him on every trip looking all grumpy in the photos… and not only is it weird for him to find out YOU didn’t get to do that (or as often)… but it’s also weird when he’s trying to take your two year old to Tokyo Disney bc it’s just something kids are “supposed to do” APPARENTLY.

#Bakugo #you’re like ‘I know we have money now but we don’t have to spend it like THAT’ #parenting with Bakugo is fun bc yeah ur kid has manners but also like… it’s very easy for them to not be humble #I know you have to fight for your kids LIFE to get them to have a normal growing up experience #like going to daycare instead of ‘oh u can just stay home with them 24/7’ #like baby I love that idea but I would go CRAZY #anyway I’m specifically thinking of baku as one of those kids who goes to Hawaii every year #like … first of all. 😬. second of all. spoiled. #and he doesn’t even know #6 year old ass in a lei and Hawaiian shirt at a fake luau picture #shii posts #kids tw

[sinisteryuri]

ok. tragically separated wwi era vampire twins.

#seabirds.txt #seabirds.art #mystery twins #gemeos do misterio #q!bagi #q!cellbit #qsmp #i did research 1920s era clothing for this but i based a lot of it off of their mc skins. #cellbit is a sailor turned vampire who ended up in europe during wwi after fighting naval battles at sea and never came home #bagi becomes a journalist to find him and stumbles across vampires along the way not realizing he had become a vampire too #design notes: this all started off of bagi's newsboy cap which was popular in the 1920s with working men. i put her in men's pants because #wanted to give this energy of working a job traditionally not worked by women at the time. <- women started campaigning to work as #journalists notably around the late 1800s and early 1900s (at least in the us and some european countries (couldnt find info on brazil)) #i was thinking of nellie bly when thinking of what bagi would be doing in this au! she also has a bandana to hide her neck where her vampir #bite would be and a hanky for blood clean up. perhaps something from home. cellbit is not concerned with hiding his own neck. he's just #wearing a dress shirt LOL. i feel like cellbit would be fully embracing his vampiric tendencies at this point and a part of more vampire #society than human while for bagi it would be the other way around (she's still looking for him in the human world using vampire resources) #that is why he is so bloodstained. i feel like in his free time he would be freelancing detective work for other vampires maybe to gather u #favors or something similar. he's a little bit fancy because of this but still casual enough that there's no suit involved.

[fauvester]

Garak would definitely make those clay vases,so it would be cool if you drew him

truly wish I know which vases you were referring to. but this did coincide neatly with my newly retired mom's pottery obsession. we cannot even begin to fathom how many weird hobbies garak's going to try once he's softly forced to retire. he's going to make so many god damn pots

#dee s 9 #every week i talk to my dad and hes like.... she brought home 5 more bowls. and a mug #i think he'd enjoy doing a bit of pottery. doing hand work. repetitive and tactile. #weirdly intimate. fleshlike? wet. but messy. #thinking about it i feel like pottery would be a good Cardassian Art. hot. metallic. earthy. lots of alcoholic beverages needing containers #bashir in a LEGALIZE POT shirt and no visitors think anything of it other than mild confusion #why would anyone illegalize pots. decorative amphora are one of cardassia's ubiquitous functional decoration pieces

[reanimatedgh0ul]

anyways here are 2 characters from other craig mccracken cartoons that to me fit the vibe i'm going for w danny in my dp x ppg crossover

#thinking abt the fact that frankie's shirt is meant to be ppg easter egg #and the fact that ppg canonically have their own merch #it's canon to me in the crossover that danny would own a shirt like that #but i think context as how he ended up w that shirt is bc idk #maybe he was helping the girls out one time and got accidentally covered #in like slime kaju guts or w/e #so he had to get a temporary new shirt #he was gonna return it at some point but then was just like eh yk i'll keep it ig #everyone back home is like since when did you have a shirt like that??? #when worlds collide #dp x ppg #robi rambles

[orrsoared]

I haven’t watched Rooster Teeth in years, but they meant a lot to me growing up. Even though the writing was on the wall, it’s sad that they’re shutting down. I’ll miss them in a weird way 😭

#middle school me would be devastated #i started watching when they were in the 636 office…older fans will remember that 😵‍💫 #I turned into literally every extra life - still have my special poster 😭 #I used to rush home to watch the Minecraft lets plays #omg I still have all of my shirts somewhere #god it’s sad but I know the company sucks to work for #I feel for the people 🤍 #not hockey #OH GOD FUNHAUS TOO - HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM

[sappho-favourite-pupil]

mdni

I repeat: MDNI!

#lesbian #dykeposting #mdni #this is my home bra yall #it's horrible but super comfy you can't understand #featuring this shirt who's a bit wrinkly #sappho would be proud of me #aaand look at my unicorn slippers on the lower right side #aaand look at my messy closet behind eheh #almost more messy than my personality