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#Im so sorry this is so stupid
chaoticas-hell · 7 months
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Matt: I saw you hanging out with Andrew again
Neil: Matt! It's not what it seems!
Neil: Andrew and I are just dating. He's just my boyfriend
Matt: so there are no best-friends feelings involved?
Neil: you are still my one and only best friend! He's just the love of my life, nothing more
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slasher-male-wife · 2 years
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Dustin: Hey dads can we get ice cream?
Eddie: Sure thing.
Steve: Did you just call us dads?
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raemarr · 2 years
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goodburger1997 · 1 year
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You know
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You know he had to do it to em.
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hechiima · 1 year
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Chapter 1
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Summary: Mikotoba gets a request from a stranger to act as a Japanese interpreter for a large business deal. The pay is good but there's something odd about some of the people involved.
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A DGS retelling of The Greek Interpreter.
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ohposhers · 2 months
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This started as a shitpost and then I just kept going anyway AU where Floyd eventually forgives Veneer and they end up becoming besties a few years down the line and have girls nights ugh [NOT SHIP ART!!!] aaand Bonus doodle of when they take the curlers out or some shit dont look at me man
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gayrika · 1 year
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eye doctors: please for fucks sake try to protect your eyes from blue light pls take breaks from screens pls wear these blue light filter glasses pls pls pls im fucking begging you
car manufacturers:
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i swear to god if another one of you motherfuckers go on abt how "blue light isnt actually that bad 🤓" i am going to block your stupid ass this post has over 30k notes theres no way you think ur first goddamn person to say it shut uuuup i do not give a shit
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basilpaste · 13 days
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in the oiar office. straight up "getting off". and by "off", haha, well. let's justr say. My armns.
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kirkwallguy · 5 months
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dragon age dashboard simulator
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🏙️ thechampginon Follow
literally DNI if you think shipping the champion with their REAL LIFE friends is okay. i can't believe i have to explain this to people. RPF destroys lives.
🧀 tethrasbitch Follow
"RPF is fine." - Varric Tethras
🏕️ meribella Follow
op is mad because i said hawke and seneschal bran fucked btw
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🌿 quirkyorlesian Follow
I want to go to Ferelden.
I will spell couleur as colour and work on a farm. I would spend all night in The Pearl while drinking ale with my mates. I'll have cheese every day that's worth 1 silver. I would go to war and die. I am also more likely to meet bandits, The Hero of Ferelden and The Queen.
I wish I was Fereldan. :(
🐄 cheesegirl Follow
sick and fucking tired of mutuals putting this on the dash. yeah haha funny joke. fereldan stereotypes are so fucking harmful and irritating, you realise cheese is actually one of our major exports? that op is joking about working on a farm, a hard and painful line of work, whole being orlesian nobility? if someone made a post like this about kirkwall i know people would be shitting and crying lmfao
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Fereldan.
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⚫ magerights-deactivated090331
Need to get dicked down again :-/
🎇 firegirlballs Follow
This was his last post before blowing up the chantry btw. getting dicked down in your honour tonight king 🫡
🐜 faggotkirkwall Follow
what no dick does to a mage
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Heritage post.
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🌌 elfroot Follow
She dark on my spawn till i hurlock
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i hurlock on her taint til she enters my deep roads
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🍊 fujoshiandraste Follow
situationship with the girl in my alienage going really bad everyone like it's literally over for me 👍🏻
#can we get another blight soon or something i cant do this anymore
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What the fuck happened to this poll .
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⚔️ sickoelf Follow
i think i hauve the blight
#thought about the cycles of violence in hard in hightown again #varric tethras when i GET YOU
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just-spacetrash · 2 years
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they should invent falling alseep that doesnt take 3 hours
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arinmoss · 1 month
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Sam!
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wake up wintersberg nation
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xulips · 2 months
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scrapped kohane birthday comic idea
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batsyarts · 2 years
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parallelpie · 3 months
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First off this absolutely cursed AU was inspired by Lemonomelette and a post they made -X Secondly I imagine it all being about bots and cons trying to one up each others factions and not actually helping in any serious way because their too busy with their own faction bs.
Think of two rival car dealerships across the street one upping each other to get business and instead of business with cars its interstellar robot fairys trying to woo sm children to let them grant their inconsequential wishes (which may or may not be worth it) instead of the other guy next door.
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offline-nobody · 3 months
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