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writeouswriter · 14 days
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People sorting ao3 solely by stats and only clicking on fics with a certain amount of kudos or comments, you will not survive the winter, nor the summer, nor at all, *brings out knife,* run
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months
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Welcome to the Dungeons of Fear and Hunger.
#Fear and Hunger#D'arce Cataliss#Cahara#Ragnvaldr#Enki Ankarian#Unlike Dungeon Meshi - I cannot in good faith recommend this game to a broad audience.#My background with F&H goes as follows: I am hanging out with a friend. He says “hey try this game I've been playing.” I say “Okay!”#I have never heard of this game. I pick the mercenary. I go through 5 min of character history and background. I am mauled to death by dogs#It took me 4 resets to even get in the dungeon. But I finally get there. I am caught by a guard. He cuts off all but one of my limbs#I am forced to crawl around in a blood and corpse pit until the game tells me 'give up idiot'.#I reset. I am mauled by dogs again. I realize this is not for me but I am intrigued enough to go home and watch some playthroughs#And WOW what an interesting game it is! I really do appreciate games that blend their design philosophy with the theme it wants to set#This is a game about fear and hunger. And persevering. And penis (my god is there a lot of penis)#I recommend this to people who like extremely challenging games and can handle the many *content warnings* within this series#If the idea of Bloodborne/eldenring and undertale having a little RPG maker baby sounds appealing to you - give it a shot#It's made by ONE GUY and it's a great horror game. I am just really bad at it.#My friends just enjoy putting me in situations where I scream and yell. We don't talk about the corn mazes. Or the other horror game nights#Apparently I'm funny when I'm Scared!#As people who follow me on twitter might know; I am deep in the pits of this series right now. I will be back with more art.
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iamnmbr3 · 8 months
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So you know the scene at the end of The Taming of The Shrew where they have that stupid competition to see whose wife is most obedient? Can you imagine if other Shakespeare characters were there?
Ophelia: You called, My Lord?
Hamlet: No I didn’t. Why are you here when nobody likes you? Go away!
Petruchio: Even I think that’s mean.
Romeo: Go find Juliet and ask her if she would come here and tell her she has the most beautiful eyes, that make the very sun seem dull, and the loveliest hair and a face that puts to shame Aphrodite herself...oh and bring her this sonnet I wrote her...and actually I’ll go find her myself for I can’t bear to be apart from her another moment!
Petruchio: …
Petruchio: … Yeah he’s not coming back. Next!
Coriolanus: Go find my wife and ask her to come here and also ask her if she's seen Aufidius. Actually, have you seen Aufidius...or heard any news of him?
Servant: No I haven't… Is there a name or a description I could use to find your wife?
Coriolanus: Hold on. I know this one.
Petruchio: Wow... We’ll come back to you. Next!
Orlando: I refuse to participate in this farce. It’s demeaning to women.
“Ganymede”: Nonsense! Any real man (which I totally am) wants women to obey him without question!
Orlando: That’s wrong! That’s not being a “real man”; that’s just being a bully. I would never treat Rosalind that way and I hope no one else would either!
“Ganymede”: … You pass the test.
Orlando: What?
"Ganymede": What?
Benedick: HEY BEATRICE!
Beatrice from 3 rooms away: WHAT?
Benedick: CAN YOU COME HERE A SECOND?
Beatrice: WHY?
Benedick: SOME MAN HERE WANTS TO SEE IF YOU’RE OBEDIENT.
Beatrice: WHY ARE YOU PERPETUATING THE OBJECTIFICATION OF WOMEN INSTEAD OF PUNCHING HIM IN THE FACE?
Benedick: YOU MEAN YOU DON’T WANT TO COME HERE AND SHOW OFF YOUR OBEDIENCE? I AM SHOCKED AND HEARTBROKEN!
Beatrice: HA. HA. SO HILARIOUS.
Beatrice: … HE STILL DOESN’T SOUND VERY PUNCHED IN THE FACE. I SUGGEST YOU FIX THAT UNLESS YOU WANT TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH FOREVER!
Benedick: ON IT!
Benedick *rolling up his sleeves*: Isn’t she great?
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dittydipity · 30 days
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played the researcher and seeker event. this is what they are to me
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museaway · 23 days
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kudos don't determine worth
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rongzhi · 4 months
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TEARS OF LAUGHTER STREAMING DOWN MY FACE.... I LOVE INDEPENDENT FILM
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matrixbearer2024 · 2 months
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Okay SO- I've literally been sitting on the generator website for a little over 10 minutes now just feeding it random songs- and LIKE- I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING SOME OF THIS IS KINDA DUMB- LIKE FR- WHAT AM I DOING HAHAHAH-
Song List:
Accidentally In Love (Counting Crows) [Tumblr was fucked so this one's a video-]
It's Gonna Be Me (NSYNC*) [Vox kinda dies in this one but it's hilarious anyway HAHAHA]
Jet Lag (Simple Plan) [I might try and edit this into a duet eventually, especially the higher pitched parts into a voice for (Y/N) in the series- SEND ME VOICE HEADCANONS GUYS THANK YOU]
Heaven By Your Side (A1) [WOAAAAAAAAAAAAH VOX PLEAAAAASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-]
Like A Rose (A1) [EXCUSE ME SIRRRRRRRR EXCUSEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I AM VERY OKAY I PROMISE-]
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lovesickgoose · 4 months
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Hello, you may be my only hope. Can you draw someone taking care of spy? He can be wounded or anything of the sort, I just want someone to care for spy :(
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Comfort your spy
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horror-vampire · 1 year
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u dont get it. phoenix wright means everything to me.
hes a firm believer in love and the goodness of humanity. he was a huge crybaby in college. his exes are all serial killers. he can't drive. he's bisexual and his taste in people sucks. anyone who associates with him is gonna end up being framed for murder, kidnapped or injured one day or another. he was a pianist in a shitty bar for a few years but couldn't play the piano so he played poker and always won; his job description was still pianist. he was an art major but he dropped everything off to be a lawyer cuz he was set on 'saving' this guy he knew for like, a bit when he was a child. he kept on sending letters to him For Years with no reply. hes catty and cynical as hell but he just mumbles it all to himself. he wears a blue suit cuz that's his favorite color, duh. when he loses his job he becomes extremely cryptic and mysterious just for funsies. he cross examined multiple animals in court. he ate glass unprompted. he fell off a burning bridge and only got a cold for a couple days. he has been tased, slapped, whipped and hit on the head with a fire extinguisher, all to unconsciousness. he temporarily lost his memory bc of the last one. he has been hit by a car and he just got up and walked away. he's poor as hell even though he defended multiple famous people. he's been attacked by a tiger and a monkey, on separate occasions.
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yumedoca · 3 months
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Weirdos prefer weirdos...
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shadowofmoths · 1 year
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taking away the term golden retriever boyfriend until you all figure out how to use it properly. in order to be a REAL golden retriever boyfriend he’s gotta be KIND. he’s gotta get EXCITED and PASSIONATE about his interests. he’s gotta have a SWEET SMILE and a GAP IN HIS FRONT TEETH. he’s gotta be REALLY INTO PERFUME and he’s gotta SPEAK VERY SWEETLY TO STRAY CATS. he’s gotta be a GOOD BOY and crucially he absolutely MUST be the FRONTPERSON of NEW JERSEY HARDCORE BAND THURSDAY.
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gideonisms · 1 year
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how much of the vitriol everyone felt for each other on the ninth was due to the fact that they never saw the fucking sun
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quirkle2 · 7 months
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ritsu!
[teru] [mob] [reigen]
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gummi-ships · 4 months
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Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance - Symphony of Sorcery
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canisalbus · 6 months
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Would parents shave him bald if he dyed his fur black?
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phantom-0-writer · 15 days
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The Justice League had finally given the go ahead to officially form the Young Justice. Not that any of them were going to stop regardless of having permission. Since the Justice League had opened up their slots for more than the original six earlier that year, Batman thought it would be a good opportunity to use the Young Justice to help reach out and recruit some other heroes without drawing too much attention by going themselves. With protégés of most of the originals in the roster it was a solid plan.
They had been told about their newest "assignment" (if you could even call it that) earlier that day and they would be leaving in the morning. They were supposed to go meet a duo in Illinois (it was their base of operation even though they'd worked in other place). Phantom has been in the vigilante/hero scene for almost 10 years now, and Red Huntress started a few months after him.
Their names were well known, Dick had known of them even before he became Robin. But despite their national (maybe even International fame) little was actually known about the duo and the rumored Team Phantom that alluded to there being more than just the two. Dick had been a big fan of Phantom, and modeled a lot of his moves off of the super-powered hero.
Batman told them that they had already reached out the Phantom (Red Huntress had deferred them to him, and refused to speak with them afterwords) and he agreed to meet the YJ team and mentor them for a designated amount of time. There had been rumors in certain forums that the JLA had reached out to Phantom to be one of the original members of the league but he had turned them down. When Kid Flash had brought it up during the meeting, Batman refused to confirm or deny (which was proof enough).
The plan was for the YJ would stay in Amity Park for 15 days and learn from them, they would check in after that to see weather their stay should be extended. Specifically citing that their legendary teamwork would be incredibly beneficial to learn from to strengthen them as a team. The other plan, and equally as important, was to warm them up to joining the JLA ranks since a direct invitation hadn't been received favorably.
All that was thrown in the window when, three days in, the YJ, Phantom and Red Huntress get portaled to an unknown destination, with strange and unknown life(?) forms, with no supplies, no working communicators, and worst of all, no way back.
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