I just had a thought kinda a dumb thought but I get the feeling that the moment reader gets herself a flying pan or skillet heads are gonna get smacked (and possibly broken noses) lol
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🤣🤣🤣 I can't breathe hold on! *collects material before returning*
Some demon: *sees the rest of the group wonder off while Reader is cooking* Now's my chance!
Reader: *minding her own business just stirring a pot and setting a cast iron skillet over the fire*
Demon: *jumps out in front of her* AH!
Reader: AH! *raises the wooden spoon in her hand over her head on reflex*
Demon:
Demon: You do realize I'm a demon... right?
Reader:
Demon:
Reader: *drops spoon and picks up skittlet*
Demon:
Reader:
Demon: Yeah I still don't think you're getting the poi-
Reader: *lunges at the demon*
Demon: waitwHATTHEFUC- *is so surprised by a human woman fighting back that he doesn't move*
Reader:
Demon:
Reader: *cautiously lifts the demons hand a little before letting it go and watches it flop to the ground*
Reader:
Reader:
Wukong: *comes back in time to see Reader doing some weird uncoordinated victory dance while yelling, "First kill baby! LET'S GOOOOO!"*
Wukong: *looks down to see a barely unconscious demon*
Demon: *groans*
Reader: *immediately stops dancing and runs away screeching*
Wukong: 🙄 *sighs and walks over and kills the demon*
Wukong:
Wukong: Heh heh. *transforms into the now dead demon*
Wukong: *starts chasing after reader* I'm going to get you, human!
Reader: *screams louder*
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ITTW Sun Wukong NSFW Alphabet~
This is a collab with @rennsdovesaredead who made they're own version with their 'When We Make It To The Other Side' Wukong, which you can find here~
A- after care (what their like after sex)
Wukong being a monkey he is very dedicated to cleaning you after sex. The most he’ll leave behind is maybe some cum on your thighs, but for the most part he’s taking you to the closest body of water so you both can clean each other and snuggle. 😊
Once you two are back with the group, he’s pulling you close and cuddling for the rest of the night.
B - body part (their favorite body part of themselves and significant other)
His favorite body part on himself would be his chest. He loves when you stroke the fur around his sensitive (at least more sensitive than the rest of him) torso, and he adores when you run your hand up and down his chest. He loves the way that you brace onto his pecks when you’re riding him.
His favorite body part on you is your thighs. He can’t get enough of your thighs even outside of sex. He loves burying his face between them, sinking his teeth into them, and even the way that they squeeze his hips while he’s fucking you into the ground.
C - cum (anything to do with it)
More often than not, he’s cumming inside of you.
Unless you’ve expressly asked him not to, then he’ll cum on your thighs and lower belly, right where your womb would be. If he goes that route, he’ll likely end up rubbing it into your skin a little while he’s still in that post-sex haze.
Either way it’s a LOT.
D - Dirty secret
While he loves dicking you down, he also loves shapeshifting into a woman and having you eat him out.
It’s a guilty pleasure of his. One that he makes you promise not to tell anyone about.
E - experience (how experienced are they?)
He’s an immortal monkey demon turned god. He’s been around. (But while he does boast about having lots of sex, he doesn’t drop any names😌)
F - favorite position
The London Bridge, given that he can just hold you up by the hips no problem while you’re free to wrap your legs around his waist all you want. (You could literally never be too heavy for him)
He also likes Doggy Style/Cat's Meow but will only do it if you guys have something to put on the ground to protect your hands, knees, and face.
G - goofy? (How serious are they in bed)
It’s not really a matter of goofy or serious per say, it’s more like when Wukong gets horny for you he has only one goal in mind and pursues it with an animal like mindset. Because of this he doesn’t really talk much once you two really get into it.
H - hair (how well groomed are they? Do the carpets match the drapes?)
I’ve made a previous post about the specifics of Wukong’s intimate areas which you can find here~
I - intimacy (how are they during the moment? Romantic aspect)
Most of the time he is quite romantic, whispering sweet nothings while snuggling up to you or burying his face into your chest or neck.
While other times, he’s so pent up that he's panting out every little thing he loves about your body while he just mercilessly fucks you for however many rounds you can handle.
J - Jack off (masturbation headcannon)
Before you guys get together? All the time.
After you two are together? Only if you aren’t in the mood for sex.
When he does it tho, it's usually done quickly.
K - kink (one or more of their kinks)
he's got a lot but the main ones are:
Biting/Marking Kink
I feel like that’s self-explanatory, but his instincts constantly scream at him to leave some form of claim on you. You’re his woman damn it, and he’ll have his soul drug back to King Yama before he lets anyone go even a second without knowing that.
Breeding Kink
Please let this man pump you full or he might genuinely go insane.
Bondage
He’d go nuts if you let him tie you up even once.
Gangbang (kinda)
One of his favorite things to do is pass you around with his clones.
L - location (favorite places to do it)
Ideally, he’d love nothing more than to have you in his stone palace within the safety of Water Curtain Cave, but beggars literally can’t be choosers, so anywhere semi-private will do.
But don’t test him in public because he is willing to scar some villagers.
M - motivation (what turns them on, gets them going?)
Seeing you be motherly will get him rock hard in seconds. Mans wants a big family.
Also
Because Wukong is a demon he has an impeccable sense of smell. If he gets even a slight whiff of horny pheromones from you he’s pouncing. 😈
N - no (something they won’t do/turn offs)
Tbh there isn’t much he WON’T do. So long as you consent to it sometime beforehand then he’ll be more than happy to play into any fantasy you may have. After all, immortality can make having the same sex over and over a little boring.
He will, however, save any hardcore stuff for after you become immortal. He’s more than a little scared of his strength getting away from him in the moment and hurting you in a more permanent way. Humans are very fragile compared to him.
No scat play tho (because I said so 😃)
O - oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
He’d actually much prefer to give than receive. Getting drunk off your pussy is a favorite pass time for him.
But he certainly wouldn’t say no to a little 69 action.
P - pace (are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)
He’s usually fast and rough, preferring to go hard and deep, but he will be slow and gentle after a really long day or if you had a close call with death.
If that last one were the case, then he’d be pressing your bodies flush against one another, nuzzling and purring into your skin, while he slowly pushed in and out of you and grinding his pelvis into your clit. A soft reminder that you both are still alive and together. He’d probably shed at least a few tears from it all.
Q - quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc)
Love ‘em. Can’t get enough.
The second he feels he can steal you away from the group for a few moments and not get punished by the monk then he’s doing it. No hesitation.
R - Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Call him Sun Risk Wukong, because risk is his middle fuckin name.
S - Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
… this is a joke, right?
Try forever.
He’ll go for as long as you let him.
T - Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He doesn’t own any due to being on the road but he’d be more than willing to make them by transforming his hair if you describe it in enough detail. (Also he’s very creative so he’ll for sure come up with a few of his own designs)
But most likely, he’ll just transform his cock into any shape you want~
However, as times change and technology advances, he’ll gain quite the collection for you to use on each other.
U - Unfair (how much they like to tease)
This monkey man is so fucking unfair.
If you guys play any sort of sex game and it looks like he’s not winning, then he’ll fuckin cheat. Especially if you’re blindfolded.
Outside of sex tho he takes any opportunity to pinch, grope, and caress you. He’ll use any chance to whisper obscenities in your ear in passing as well. He’s usually not very sneaky about it tho so he gets the tightening spell from Tripitaka a lot followed by a “Quit being so lewd to her, Monkey!”
V - Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
I'd say medium is a good description for his volume. He's not screaming but he ain't silent either.
Unless he’s on the receiving end or is feeling particularly horny. Then he’s loud.
However, he can be quiet, usually muffling his voice by biting into your shoulder.
W - Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
He goes into a type of heat/rut in the winter, when most monkey species mate.
During this time, he’s more animal brained and nearly always hard.
X - X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
See H
Y - Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Any time you wanna go he is ready.
Z - Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He’ll only fall asleep after you to make sure his mate is taken care of.
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