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professorllayton · 9 months

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i would recognize them thru post alone, by type; i would know them iconless, by the tags they write and their content. i would know them in death, at the end of the dashboard

#blabs #i do hate all these completely useless horrible updates but i still like. u guys all post the same things so its fine mostly khgldfljkglj

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cipheramnesia · 5 months

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Tumblr stop recommending me horny sapphic blogs that all say men dni in the pinned post, go back to sending me posts from the one that's just horny all the time please, I want the fat furries and the queer freaks that are way less respectably normal about me and my body.

#long post #feels weird to have this tagged important although I'm glad it resonates with many different trans people #dni lists are generally useless and rarely seen but i see all the saph ones bc I'm checking they're not terfs and its weird #but its just always weird bc they always are trans inclusive binary exclusionist and its like what are you doing #anyway its pretty much all an online thing but weird insight into the whole neoliberal gender politics #trans inclusive politics that still fundamentally are binary exclusively in action

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1eos · 6 months

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some offense to that person but you're shocked that the annoyingly white liberal fanfiction website that insists racism and pedo content is freedom speech, with members of the board that are so sinophobic an asian person having an opinion sends them into nuclear defense mode, and is like 77% white is.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................zionist? we're at the point where u shouldnt be like omg the devils sacrament is backing a genocide i can't believe i volunteered here like why tf were u volunteering at the devils sacrament at the first place? like you should put the pieces together and figure out u are indeed at the devils sacrament

#tumblr leftists are so useless its crazy #youve been told time and time again all these -isms and -phobias are basically in a bogo deal 😭😭😭#like yeah the white fanfic site dont gaf abt a non european genocide!

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ominouspuff · 22 days

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I Can Despair No Further / From Here Each Step is Defiance

REQUESTS / BLOG EVENT

Request from @husborth - Palette #1 - Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker - Death of the Cynic in Me

#artists on tumblr #fan art #star wars fanart #interactive art week March 2024 #anakin skywalker #darth vader #luke skywalker #color palete challenge #huehuehuehue I hope you enjoy #this was surprisingly difficult conceptually— Vader seems more pessimist or fatalistic than cynical #But if there was ever a moment where ‘I cannot change it is all useless to hope’ flipped onto its head into ‘I will act or die trying’#it would be this one #Mine

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crystalavengerva · 2 years

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if i were to make a breaking bad remix umineko ver….

what quotes would i hypothetically use use 👁

#ITS ALL USELESS #USELESSSSSS #BATORRRAAAAAAAA #UUUUUU-UUU #BATORA IN THE HOUSE (ZEN ZEN DAMEDA ZE ZE ZE ZE ZEN ZEN DAMEDA)#umineko #umineko même #umiposting #you are not the witch you will never be the witch i had a witch but now I don’t

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regina-del-cielo · 8 months

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Maybe it's a 'study finds water is wet' type of thought, but

considering it's an action movie whose overall plot is "immortal warriors Fuck Shit Up™️", I think it's significant that in The Old Guard the thing that makes Copley pull red strings through his Murder Conspiracy Board and say "[Merrick] doesn't care what [Andy]'s done with [her immortality]" is the people they save, not the ones they kill

Most of the Conspiracy Board is him circling random newspaper headlines and faces on old photographs to (more or less realistically) follow the immortals' treck through the world and big historical events. Which is, in-canon, not much different than putting portraits from different centuries next to a picture of Keanu Reeves and saying "they look the same, clearly Reeves is an immortal!"

But then there are the connections. A little girl holding Joe's hand in WW1 becoming the youngest (and first) woman to be awarded a Nobel Prize for Medicine (suck it, Kozak). Or the grandchild of a family that Andy saved from [something] helping people escape from the Khmer Rouge genocide in Cambodia.

They are warriors. They have fought and been in the midst of countless wars, major or minor, throughout history. They must have killed as many people as they saved... and yet.

It's not them taking out a random warlord or dictator or rabidly hateful politician that has tangible repercussions in history. It's the children and families they get out of war zones, save from accidents, protect from natural disasters. People to whom they give a second chance at life, and grow to change the world (or even just their own world), like a mysterious stranger once changed theirs just by holding out a hand or patching a wound.

I don't know I just think it's particularly neat

#my ponderings #the old guard #I know we all love to play the 'if you could go back in time and kill One Person who would it be' game #but I think a movie that makes it EXTREMELY SATISFYING to see the Bad Guys die -#- having 'actually the best and greatest changes happen when people help each other' as its underlying message...#it means something #I also think it connects to Andy feeling like nothing she does changes anything at the start of the movie #for 80% of her life you could Solve A Problem by Taking Out The Guy Causing The Problem #especially in battle! you kill the general and you win. if you win the Problem Is Solved #but then everything becomes More Complex. the Problems™️ are globalized and/or systemic.#and Winning a Battle means just killing people. it doesn't Stop The Problem (nor really end a war)#so it feels useless #and even when they save people... they can’t stay in people's lives for long because immortality #which means they can never know what happens to the people they save #they don't (and can't) have the full picture

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threestripeslider · 1 year

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my most useless and asinine pet peeve of mine is when ppl refer to Leo‘s swords as odachis. those are KATANAS!! ODACHIS ARE GREAT SWORDS WHO NEED TO BE WIELDED BY TWO HANDS!! KATANAS ARE SHORTER AND FUNCTION AS YOUR REGULAR WESTERN SWORDS!! WHY AM I SO BOTHERED ABOUT THIS!!

#turtle files: shitpost #rottmnt #its the most useless thing that irks me all the time #its like. i read and i see ‚Leo wields his odachis‘ and i scream and then im fine

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sciderman · 2 months

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#i fucking love the spider-signal. i love it so much.#sci talks comics #it has NO PRACTICAL USE other than for spider-man to say “bitch guess who.”#thats all it exists for. its so useless . it's so useless. i cousl cry about it. this is so supervillain core it's such an ego thing.#spider-man just wants to strike fear into the hearts of criminals.#by putting his silly little completely unintimidating adorable little spider-man mask emblem up on the wall for everyone to see.#announces his arrival. like the diva that he is.#its such a power play too like do you not want the tactical advantage of surprise??? no. he knows he doesn't need it.#watch out criminals here i come . bitch you better know Who i Am. prepare your ass.#i lveo eg him. i loooooveeee him.#dramatic little idiot. diva. diva. he's all about the show.#guess who's coming to beat your ass. little ol' me! spider-man!

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collegeboysam · 4 months

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i actually think commiting voter fraud to make samdean win the incest polls is not all that different from the founding brothers committing credit card fraud to pay for the motel rooms where they are very weird in unspeakable ways every single night. this is us following their teachings. malice and inbreeding on planet earth <3

#voting bots have made any tumblr shipping polls kinda useless anyway but i think its all worth it just to reblog when sam and dean win #simply to add 'wincest sweeeeeeep' in the tags #gloating makes the ilusion of tumblr polls have a meaning once again. for me #wincest #samdean

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the-moon-files · 6 months

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Linked Universe Incorrect Quotes (ft. Masc!You)

Your many, many nicknames: Guide, Hero's Guide, Lead, Star (Guiding Star), Princey, Prince

Reader: (he/him)

(This gif got chosen bc i fully believe they could get goofy enough to act like the monty python campaign sometimes)

Wars, wistfully: I love hearing my Guide shouting at someone else. It makes such a nice change.

♡

You: Listen, listen, the ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a magic gun.

♡

Hyrule, looking at your unconscious body: I need a moment alone to heal him.

The Rest of the Chain: Of course, take care of him please.

(leaves)

Hyrule, leaning over you: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not asleep.

You, sitting up: Yeah, no shit.

♡

Sky: Ha! Don't you know the trappers trap can trap the trapper??

Sky: ...I must be losing it, I'm quoting Star.

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(dead quiet in camp, everyone knowing the look on your face when you get annoyed at their reckless/self-sacrificing actions)

You: When I die, I want every Link here to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.

(explosion of arguing and several "Hey wait a minute-!"s)

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Time, accidentally forgetting never to ask his Guide for advice: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup?

You: The afterlife, I guess.

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You: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?!

Four: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.

You: Okay yeah thanks so much Link, that's great to hear, now, WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT??

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Legend: But what do I get out of it Princey?

You: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.

Legend: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one tho.

You: It won't be you.

Legend: I'll get my rings.

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You: Why are you guys acting like this??

Twilight: Oh, we're not acting. We really are like this.

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Link: Cause your pretty and your smart, and your ignoring me so your obviously my type.

You, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying?

Link: Perfect.

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Thanks for reading this shitpost lmao

I just needed smth more my flavor of reader, and reader/Chain so I made this snack to satisfy me for now

Ill probably be making a fic in the future but for now bs like this will have to do

(Might use some of these quotes in it acc lol)

Peace out,

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ganondoodle · 7 months

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zelda live action thing is gonne be the worst thing on twitter bc my timeline is gonna be spammed with people saying who they want to be cast as the characters and of course its all *bland white american actor chosen solely bc of their looks alone*

#ganondoodles talks #zelda #at least tumblr has its tags system #muting anything on twitter is so useless #its already starting #all the conventionall pretty white american actors are gonna be put there #i hate it #can they PLAY a character like that??#who cares! sexy bland white actress in zelda wig #the fandoms gonna become even worse #im not ready to encoutner a wave of incels frothing at their mouth over how fuckable an adult actor looks playing a teen #....they are gonna force a romance between link and zelda too arent they #oh i bet #ooooh i bet they will #oooooooooooh i hate it

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aurorangen · 3 months

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Travelling from the big city all the way to the English countryside to solve the missing lettuce case. Bless this old lady!

Transcript:

[Noah holds in his laughter and avoids eye contact with the old lady while Renee, looking down, is too shocked to speak, Like the team leader he is, only Darius keeps a serious face and continues the questioning] Darius: Excuse me, Ma'am. Please could you repeat that for us? [very confused] What exactly happened?

Carla: I woke up and brushed my teeth. Put the kettle on for a morning brew. Ah! Do you fancy a cuppa dear? Darius: [politely declines] We are fine thank you. Ma'am, could you skip to when you found out? Carla: Of course [thinks back carefully] I'm devastated to say someone has stolen my prized possession.

Carla: My giant lettuce is missing.