#it would be this one

[whisky-soul]

Pedro being a guest on The Graham Norton Show is a huge win for me ☺️

#pedro pascal #graham norton #if I could have him as a guest on any show #it would be this one #a great lineup of other guests too! #should be fun

[slowpokes-things]

TOTK SPOILERS BELOW:

(Specifically FINAL BOSS Spoilers)

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GUYS I JUST FINISHED THE GAME. AHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUUUUUCK!

I’m literally in shock like holy fuck. That fucking fight? Excuse me?!? That intro, perfect. The first phase, astounding. The second phase, that fucking SECOND PHASE??? I fucking lost it when that health bar kept going. Let alone when he summoned his miny army of Phantom Ganons .💀

Third phase truly felt like a duel between forces. Like a battle of destiny. Both sides dodging and flurry rushing the other was awesome. All of the bodies of the sages around the arena was a nice touch too.

And then that final phase, that final phase! I will say, you definelty can say the same thing about it being a glorified cutscene like Dark Beast Ganon. But god damn if this fight doesn’t carry that momentum waaaaaaaaaay better than Dark Beast Ganon! (Like there’s no competition.)

I would continue writing about the rest but I need sleep holy fuck.

#nintendo #zelda totk #tears of the kingdom #legend of zegend #the legend of zelda #TOTK #totk spoilers #botw totk #spoilers #If I could replay this game #If I could wipe my memory. #it would be this one

[bluedelilah]

I may have watched my favourite movie of 2024 today and it's not even February

#slow #marija kavtaradze #literally #the most intimate tender and warming movie i've watched #the little specks of white from vintage film #the hanging clothes on drawers scene #hairs flying between lips #soft finger brushes #eyebrow raises and little hand gestures #sign language in all my favourite contexts #if my favourite kind of poem was turned into a movie #it would be this one

[maaaxx]

twbb Chapter 14 :)

#JESUS FRICK #THIS WAS A RIDE #is any chapter of anythign ive ever posted were to make me quit fanfiction #it would be this one #FICE ANF A HALF MONTHS #i thought i was going to die #writing fanfic has to be some sort of self destructive thing or something because jfc #is this chapter good? #no #mediocre #is it long? #ish #for my chapters it is #it has a lot of sweet moments tho #so theres that #hakoda wants to kill himself istg #anywho #enjoy <33333 #ihiap

[startanewdream]

What is your favorite fic that you've written? What is it about?

I'm contractually obliged to say an author has no favorites, but today I'm just going to go with bury it and rise above. I got a review for it today, and I was so over the moon!

It's the kind of AU that I most love reading/writing: change one detail and see how it unfolds with canon events. In this case, I made all Marauders Muggles, kept Lily as a Muggleborn Witch, added a childhood friends' aspect to Jily, and played with what would happen. It chronicles Hogwarts Years and the First Wizarding War, told by Lily's relationship with James—someone that she sees only twice a year, someone whose friendship is restrained by the fact she keeps a secret about who she is, someone who is endangered by being involved with a witch in a time of war.

Some people have told me they think James as a Muggle is a too alien concept, but hey, there are weirder things out there. In any case, those 80k words are a love declaration to Jily in any universe.

#bury it and rise above #if I could keep one fic for posterity #it would be this one

[thevalicemultiverse]

The Department of Pataphysics would like to remind employees that blaming "The Authors" is not considered a valid form of excuse for one's behavior. All actions have consequences, regardless of narrative.

Victor: I'm well aware it's my own damn fault I'm here -- I should have done more research before moving -- but I need to complain to someone. Who better than the person supposedly "writing" my life?

#~M: I want some questions! now! (ask) #~M: grin without a cat (anon) #~V: Aperture Wage Slave #department of pataphysics #~C: Victor Van Dort #((it feels like if any of my universes would have one of those #it would be this one #I mean I can see Aperture fooling around with metanarrative bullshit easily)) #~M: with this hand I will lift your queue

[a-person-who-didnt-wanna-be-here]

FIC

oh my GOD everybody stfu and go read this

I have been absolutely losing my mind over it for three days it’s so crunchy.

#blorbos <3 #the song of achilles #tsoa patrochilles #tsoa spoilers #tsoa #i don’t believe in an underworld but if I did #It would be this one #theyre in love your honor #Achilles is sad. That’s the fic #I am also sad

[pox-trolls]

brown/orange blood, brews poisons in a not-so-safe way that eventually affects her health in a really bad way.

#my art #fantroll #fantrolls #if i had to pick a favorite troll of mine #it would be this one #Alarin Ikanos

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[sylvies-kablooie]

i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

#i often wonder about how many things would be considered classic or high art had they only received the marketing #how many short films that were made for class could have been the most powerful thing you'd ever seen? if you'd seen them? #“you know the greatest films of all time were never made” etc etc #but like. these works of art ARE being made. it's just enjoyed by a smaller audience with equal impact though #i think about this one furry i used to follow on insta who had the coolest worldbuilding ever. it's been years. #thought prompted by that sketch of nimona from ten years ago that was just for a character design #posted to the creator's tumblr and now it's nominated for best animated feature film at the oscars #and by the genuine emotional reaction a fan comic made me feel. how much work had gone into it. how beautiful it was to me. #idk what to tag this but i hope whoever needs to hear it does #writing #writer #fandom #fandom culture #artist

[thunderon]

“long hair on guys doesn’t make them less masculine. think keanu reeves, jason momoa, danny trejo, or the guy at your local dive bar who rides a motorcycle”

*the crowd nods*

“so long hair doesn’t necessarily determine masculinity”

*the crowd, more hesitant, still nodding*

“butches can have long hair—“

*GUNSHOT*

#the tedtalk i would give if i could #if i see ‘they’re not butch because they have long hair’ one more time i will flip a table #frustrating frustrating frustrating #also this is NOT in any way a knock on my short haired butches ily #op #bestof

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity. #Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all. #Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure. #I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem - #I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time. #So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*. #I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much. #Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

[astronomical-bagel]

#ok no but for real this is genuinely my friend group. #the only one that's a little iffy is the anime catgirl bc 98% of us are dudes. with the exception of me and one other #we even have a union guy 😭 #side note chilchuck's name would 100% be Chris if he was a real guy. he's such a Chris. (I mean it COULD be chuck but. Chris is better) #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #senshi of izganda #izutsumi #marcille donato #laios touden #chilchuck tims #chilchuck #falin touden #astronomically random

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back. #he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them. #and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him. #your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back. #i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[guardianspirits13]

It's been 7 long years.

The final season of Percy Jackson and the Olympians has just begun to release.

The Ares and Apollo cabins are in a dispute over ownership for the flying chariot.

The counselors sit around a table in the Big House.

Percy has just learned that he's (probably) gonna die in the next month, when Clarisse and Michael begin to bicker. Percy has had it up to here.

He starts clapping rhythmically. There is a lull in the room as they stare at him.

He claps faster.

"Oh golly, the road's getting bumpy, cause I've got me some friends who just can't get along-"

#im just saying. #this would be one HELL of a callback #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv show #pjo tv #pjo spoilers #pjo tv spoilers #the consensus song #the last olympian #percy jackson #clarisse la rue #michael yew