only thing i know for certain is that if "breaking bad" took place during modern times, jesse would've used his cash to buy a drone and there would've been a sick ass sequence filmed from drone perspective and one episode cold open would've been all scary and sinister and it would end with an ominous shot of the drone laying all crushed and fucked up on the floor to imply harm done to jesse. and it would be really sad
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thinkin about simon smokin while you’re sitting on his lap, all pretty and docile, playing with the loose threads of his sweater. he taps your thigh and you turn to him because you know what he wants – he made sure you know it well, after all.
you part your pouty lips open, batting your long lashes as simon leans in before blowing the smoke into your mouth. you inhale it slowly, having been taught by him how to properly shotgun, and simon groans at how good you are being. then, he finally leans in to kiss you because you deserve to be rewarded <333
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the latest joel episode has me feeling high. the intro where hes interrogating himself about liking etho and then saying that ETHOS obsessed with him. him mentioning the mezalea empire s1 thing (which im watching rn!!). him walking in on etho talking about him. etho telling him that he must like camels because of the long necks and joel getting embarrassed and saying "youre so obsessed with neck kisses its a little bit disgusting". him running at etho and making fucking KISSY NOISES he made KISSY NOISES at etho and etho shrieking and running away. i feel like that damn homophobic dog
and gem and tango are just WATCHING THAT. theyre just SITTING THERE and WATCHING. they had to remind joel that it was a different series and different time. i feel fucking sick to my stomach
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just wanna say that ive lost all respect for noah schnapp weeks ago and i continue to every time he does something more stupid than the last. free palestine.
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