#I'm full of shit yes

[soobberries]

Don't trust the Kang's of kpop. ‼️

All of them are squishy girliepops until THEY ARENT. They bust out these hardcore muscles and can or will body slam you if provoked.

This species is not to be messed with because you'll get extreme neck pain from the whiplash that they may give you due to the innate versatility they harness.

Don't believe me? Look at this:

Exhibit A. - Kang Yeosang; Ateez

1. Prettiest princess girliepop || 2. bbg stands for big biceps group now- which he's apart of. will headlock you.

Exhibit B. - Kang Taehyun; Tomorrow x Together

1. Squishmallow bright eyed cutie || 2. Bbg but under the previous context. Capable of being an alpha male. [source: trust me bro]

Exhibit C. - Kang Daniel; Ex-Wanna One, Soloist

1. Omg cute cat boy loser! || 2. If he flexes hard enough you can bite him because he becomes a chocolate bar.

Your Honor, I rest my case.

These men are the most beefiest baby girl secret frat male princesses you'll find.

Even their personalities are ridiculously cute but everyone knows there's something dark and restless somewhere in 'em.

#〘chips; fangirling〙 #〘pocky sticks; y.en speaking〙 #I'm full of shit yes #This is a shit post #But also a very real warning 💯 #ateez #Kang yeosang #ateez yeosang #Txt #Txt taehyun #kang taehyun #Daniel Kang #Tomorrow x together #〘cash register here; queue〙

[cupophrogs]

1. Dog day…why did you say when you saw your husbands picture “ he’s alive????” Did you think he was dead.

"The passage of time is worthless when you there's nothing you can count on, except pain. So I always assumed my past life, and everything in it, was already gone. Hope is a very fickle thing, down here."

(Based on this song)

#my neck hurts #I was originally going to turn this into a full animation - buut halfway through I'm like “fuck that actually” #relining the double frames was time consuming enough LMAO #I'm still pretty happy with how it turned out though! #Also if you're not really a fan of choral music I BEG of you to chekc out these composers: #Daniel Elder #Jake Runestad #randal stroope #and Moses Hogan #Some of my favorite composers of all fucking time #like holy shit #im such a choral nerd lmao #ask the three d's #the three d's #dogday #dogday poppy playtime #featured: kissy missy #featured: poppy #Charles poppy playtime #Drew drives a station wagon #he got his friend to paint little designs on it #phrart #art #also yes that IS a Rich puppet in Charles' lap #bro misses his hubby okay he needs to cope somehow #he's not delusional tho dw #it's just his way of keeping the memory alive since his memory is ass (me too Charles me too)

[acorviart]

more ceramics in progress, gonna try single color celadon glazes on these and hope the details aren't covered up

#ceramics #ceramistakes #duck #whale #cat #ginkgo #also yes I know about all the AI shit going down #but I have been posting on tumblr with the full expectation that they were already scraping behind our backs #so I'm more surprised it was actually publicly confirmed

[quarks-pussy]

[Images description: Twelve pictures of Star Trek actors. The phrase "thank you for being both amazing actors and amazing people" is written across most of the images one word at a time, except for the two images in the middle. The middle images are of William Shatner, reading "not you!" and Robert Beltran, reading "or you for that matter". The actors in the other images are George Takei, René Auberjonois, DeForest Kelley, Gates McFadden, Wil Wheaton, Kate Mulgrew, Patrick Stewart, Siddig El Fadil (aka Alexander Siddig), Nichelle Nichols and Leonard Nimoy. End image description.]

Non exhaustive list of course. Many more such cases, in fact feel free to add

(insp)

#i considered putting sid's full name in the image description but i felt that might complicate things for screen reader users #but just so it's in the post i'll put it in the tags #siddig el tahir el fadil el siddig abdurrahman mohammed ahmed abdel karim el mahdi #yes i did copy paste it my memory is shit. i can't even remember my own full name... #(i gave myself like five different middle names at one point because if i'm already changing my name for trans reasons i might as well have #fun with it right but eventually i stopped using them because i literally kept forgetting my own name and had to look it up) #(i still have the note btw and since it seems i won't legally be using that last name anyway (nor any of the middle names) feel free to ask #anyway #star trek #not star trek #(schrödinger's post lol) #oh!!! i forgot one version of sid's name!! here goes #صدّيق الطاهر الفاضل الصدّيق عبدالرحمن محمد أحمد عبدالكريم المهدي #to be fair there's nothing in that tag (right now) but i guess i'm a completionist. or something #the others are ofc already findable because of the image description #oh and just fyi if you wanna add others do feel free to add new trek actors. i didn't include any here essentially because as soon as i inc #include one of them people are gonna complain i didn't include more of them. plus i ran out of space. sorry tawny #oh and to that one anon: i WILL still answer but i needed a break lol #original posts fresh from quark's pussy

[ministarfruit]

sure bro I'll give you a massage

#vtuber #holostars #holotempus #regis altare #magni dezmond #challenging myself with poses #writing the alt-text is funnier than drawing it #ah yes. what is this image #'altare stomping the shit out of magni while he screams in agony' #I want everyone to know I write alt-text with full stoicism #I'm sitting here like. full business face on. writing 'altare punches magni so hard he emits a horror movie scream' #don't worry guys he's helping

[dangerous-advantage]

(Image description below 'read more' line.)

[Image ID: A four-by-four alignment chart on a white background with text descriptions to the left and to the top of the squares.

The top left description reads, "seems like they'd be good at parenting." The top right description reads, "seems like they'd be bad at parenting."

Then, from the top down, to the left of the squares, the other set of descriptions reads: "excellent child rearing instincts," and "never trust them with a child in your life."

Each of the four squares contains an image of a different character. At the top left is an image of Lan Wangji of the Mo Dao Zu Shi donghua. He sits between the descriptors "seems like they'd be good at parenting," and "excellent child rearing instincts."

In the top right square sits an image of Wei Wuxian, also of the Mo Dao Zu Shi donghua. He sits between the junction of "seems like they'd be bad at parenting" and "excellent child rearing instincts."

In the bottom left square is an image of Xie Lian from the Tian Guan Ci Fu manhua. He occupies the square with the captions, "seems like they'd be good at parenting" and "never trust them with a child in your life."

Finally, in the bottom left square, sits an image of Hua Cheng from the Tian Guan Ci Fu manhua. He occupies the junction between "seems like they'd be bad at parenting" and "never trust them with a child in your life". /End ID]

#look ok #i see all the cute little fics with xl and hc talking about becoming parents and etc etc #and that's cute! that's adorable!! let them be happy!!! #but. you have to admit ok. hualian need to work through their own problems #like c'mon. xl picks up like AT LEAST three kids in the book and then proceeds to forget about one on his shelf for a while #just kinda. stands judgmentally with his hands on his hips about guzi and qi rong (it's really funny though don't get me wrong) #and after finally re-capturing lang ying he's like 'i'm gonna guardian you!' and then a whole bunch of shit happens and uh well #ly turns out to be the ghost of some kid xl traumatized 800 years ago come back for vengeance (L) #which means xl traumatized him multiple times lmao #we aren't even touching qi rong and lang qianqiu which YES i know the latter wasn't xl's fault and i am fully aware that the situation with #qi rong is and was complicated. BUT. come ON man can these poor kids never catch a break? the one kid he DIDN'T accidentally traumatize #turned out to be obsessively in love with him so like maybe this is for the best? #anyway i also just don't think they'd be... genuinely interested in a commitment like that? like hc would go along with anything xl wants #but he doesn't seem the type to be interested in kids (he's mostly just interested in xl) #xl isn't off the hook either ok #people bring up hc's treatment of e'ming but xl isn't exactly a saint to ruoye. i dont blame the guy he's got a lot on his mind #but he's also very.... absent #plus with the responsibilities of their respective positions all their extra time is like. spent on eachother jk? #this isn't to say xl doesn't *like* kids or anything i just don't think he would want to be a full-time parent lmao #also they DEFINITELY have their own issues with themselves as kids and i'm afraid that might translate into like. parenting #meme #tgcf #mxtx meme #tgcf meme #xie lian #hua cheng #lan wangji #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan zhan

[discourseposter]

just told my mom that I lost the cat and SHE LEFT ME ON READ

#i honestly hate this house. i should take the cat with me to a one bedroom apartment. if I could afford rent. #I'm essentially housesitting rn. I'm never in here except i have to be because everyone is away and someone has to care for the pets. EXCEPT #THIS HOUSE IS SO GINORMOUS AND FULL OF USELESS SHIT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO KEEP TRACK OF THEM #do I feel like a failure. YES. is it justified. definitely.

[randomnameless]

I think the "Billy should ditch the boar" takes comes from AM being the one route that breaks their self-insert fantasy. Flamey and Emile doing their stuff and the Jerry thing etc do not matter bcs its not being directly mean to YOU, the player, in YOUR story. Edel-chan is a very sad and traumatized girl that will ALWAYS love YOU no matter what you do and she will doodle YOU and squeak about rats n stuff, but you don't have to actually deal with any of her supposed trauma in a realistic way (+)

(cont) She will always be fine and ready to gush after you, the trauma is only a plot device to make her wary of other people that aren't you, and be attached to only you. What she does to randoms doesn't matter as long as she's nice to you. But the evil european barbarian boar dares to actually show his trauma and negative emotions around you, and make you uncomfy, and bring any sort of realism to your fantasy! how dare he! Not only that, but he admits he didn't like you at the beginning!!!(+) (cont) you, the player, isn't above other characters when it comes to him being rude because of his trauma and mental illness, and the story dares to show your avatar feeling sad and powerless instead of badass and cool. He won't listen to you until another character opens his eyes first, and even if you marry him he's still hearing voices and struggling with his issues, your love won't cure him!! Not only that, but AM is his story, not yours! (+) (cont) It relegates your self-insert to a supportive deuteragonist instead of the main hero the plot centers around. He will become The King and you will be just a religious leader, following the footsteps of the Evil Lizard Lady!! Obviously you don't want that!! this is your story, where you can dump all your anti-church IRL arguments into, and be a super cool baddass mercenary who never has to deal with negative emotions!! And that's why AM is the only FE16 route where I actually like Billy.

Sorry anon for the tardiness of the reply!

Yep, I feel like for both Dee and the evil lizard lady, at one point, they are unhappy/upset/angry and more or less negative at Billy - who is, in this situation, taken as the player.

I remember during the heights of 2020-2021 discourse people sending asks to other asking how can they like Rhea bcs she was meant to "u" and whatnot, and it's just... Self-insert at its finest?

But Billy - the character we see in Nopes, FEH and FE17, wouldn't feel like the player in those instances (because Billy the character would never pick the "uwu" option in the Holy Tomb, and Billy the character would understand and/or at least get how Dimitri doesn't want to talk right now) - so again, it's the same old question, who is Billy? An empty self insert who feels a lot of sad uwus when Rhea threatens to rip their heart out as they assist and support who swore to kill her because her ears are pointy and cries whenever Dimitri doesn't want to talk to them, or is Billy the character we see in other games, who shows more empathy and tries to understand people, and thus, wouldn't have been able to pick a certain route in FE16?

Lol I just remember now how some people didn't like Cyril or even Seteth because they didn't slobber over Billy - as the self-insert - in their first 5 lines unlike the rest of the cast ^^

Granted, this "YOU must be the most important person EVER" comes back in full force with the S-supports (tfw seteth doesn't mention his family to billy when they hold hands) and it reiterates something I always knew : Avatars were a mistake.

Parasocial maybe saved the franchise from turning into another F-Zero like saga, but damn if it nuked a lot in the process (and by, a lot, i mean coherence and characters networks).

#anon #replies #sorry i'm late lol #FE16 #But yes to everything you said #AM is Dimitri's story as he learns to rely on people and not exclusively on u #meanwhile Claude who is supposed to open up to people spends most of time talking to you about his dreams than to talk the deers #and given how FE16 Billy isn't allowed to be a character and thus must always be static or nod #there are no interactions #i mean if billy was uwu me #the second clout said uwu church isolationism uwu new values that don't exclude people for being different #i'd say he's full of shit because those have never been the CoS's values and motto #AM Billy is a guide but doesn't push Dimitri #Dimitri follows the path himself because that's what he wants to #after he opened up to his friends who were always by his side #tbh as the game presents it AM is the second coming of post WoH Seiros and Willy #even without the hand holding it was supposed to end like this #but it went haywire and since Fodlan apparently loves its cycles #a world without Billy at its head is per this game not the best thing ever #but tbh I prefer this end to SS

[spamtoon]

i would take their poison

Sketch + Line Art for those Clicking Under the Cut(tm) (archival purposes honestly)

#moshi monsters #sweet tooth moshi monsters #experimentation i am COG AWFUL at digital dear goodness i was playing with coloring and transparency and all those fun digital doodads. #next time i probably wont have black outline or i'll do it differently. or i'll try well. not doing this. it sure was a process im #i'm an amateur everyone who masically only doodles. does the sketch look better than the final. kinda! but thats okay because im learning #and y'know what. sometimes in life you just need to draw faves no consequences #for how saturated a character they are i kinda feel like i pastelled things too muc and trapped myself with my convoluted layer setup but m #it was looking WEIRD with everything at full force #maybe the sparkles look dumb maybe the hair looks dumb and out of place and why i kinda made the lollipop a little funky too #uhh. first digital piece posted... ever? #the arm is SO fucky i am not that was. thats not what perspective is spam #yes this is what i spent a good chunk of today doing after i started working on coloring it and then. decided to go for it. #cooolrs a little inaccurate on the horns and such but man one of the biggest art things was like #i dont have to have everything at their perfect hex codes all the time. this would look way worse if i just. used their standard colors #yeah this is. instead of looking like its forward and to the right it kinda just looks like they have a Bigger hypno-lolly #especialy becase. i did not bother on the gloves and platforms i the sparkles work with 2 kinda sorta but you know #im practicing! i'm learning! i'll get better and learn how to do things more effectively! #anyway. sweet toof #though hey their arm looks even more fucked in the line art and sketch SO #note to future self have a Consistent Line Art Size so that if you feel like the line art looks like shit during coloring you dont have to #gamble on what size it was while changing it #sketch lollipop looks better i should have kept it small. but its fine. we'll get em next time boys (tm) #yes i know my gif post was so fancy and then the drawing is just THIS

[innytoes]

Okay, last one 🤭

“you’re like perfection (some kind of holiday)”

you’re like perfection (some kind of holiday)

Bobby hates Hallmark Movies. Every year the extended Shaw-Wilson clan got together and he was outvoted by his seven female cousins and he had to watch them.

Which is why he's so mad that he currently seems to be in one. After being sent to this tiny town by his boss to scope out some dinky December music festival for 'undiscovered talent', his rental gets stuck in a snowbank and he's literally rescued by a handsome Christmas tree farmer slash dog walker slash handyman slash math tutor. Who is cute. And full of joy and Christmas spirit. And perfect.

And maybe Bobby doesn't discover the Magic of Christmas, but he does discover his perfect Hallmark Dreamboat is an amazing country singer. The question is, what's he going to do about it?

Fake Fic Ask Game

#julie and the phantoms #bobbyxreggie #fanfic #fake fics #as scene breaks there's texts between Bobby and Carrie where Bobby is a grinch who is big mad about this hallmark au experience #and Carrie is LIVING FOR IT and making fun of him #until she steps up and becomes the cliché girl best friend(/cousin) character who tells Bobby to follow his heart #not sure if the ending would be cliche hallmark or Reggie is like: THANK FUCK A REAL JOB AND I GET TO GO TO THE CITY???? CAN MY DOG COME??? #you think I like working ten odd jobs? fuck no I'm poor as shit! #but he remains bubbly and perfect and full of christmas spirit 10 years later when they get married in Smalltown Christmasville #yes it's a winter wedding #hallmark au #I wrote a thing

[cosmogyros]

Five years late (typical me) but I finally watched Rocketman and I'm OBSESSED, IN LOVE, CRYING, DYING, HAVE REACHED NEW HEIGHTS OF FANDOM FOR BOTH ELTON JOHN AND TARON EGERTON

#rocketman #omfg i'm so in love with this movie #i'm going to rewatch it so many times i can already tell #jfc but taron did an incredible job #i already vaguely knew and liked him but now i'm a die-hard fan #this film is everything i never knew i wanted holy shit #elton john #taron egerton #also this movie made me one thousand times gayer than i already was #(yes i know i'm a queer woman and i'm talking about a movie full of male gaiety but shhhhh don't nitpick) #(i am gay for their gaiety) #(gay people will understand what i mean)

[soldier-poet-king]

Stop over spiritualizing everything as a "battle" against the "forces of evil" or I am going to beat you with my fists, and unlike the nebulous authority and power you attribute to demons, I can assure you my fists are very present and actively intent on stopping this rhetoric

#franposting #this is unfair of me perhaps but also I'm so. goddamn tired of this shit #kaddison drop the full ulis prayer of compassion bc i sure af need to adapt it to my own life #also like #fuck off the entire concept of church militant or spiritual warfare #it aint a battle folks. its a done deal. its won. be joyful. love deeply. #stop it with fearmongering and cowardice and guilt tripping oh my GOODNESS #everyday is more devout and apparently that means more radical #i am. so so soooo tired #anyway its the universalist in me!!!! #also stop attributing evil to outside forces like #nah babes that shit is from YOU. we choose evil. we have the capacity for such goodness and such evil inside us #thats sin! its not some big scary battle #except with yourself maybe. #i will never ever forgive what the west post reformation has done to the concept of the devil #MANICHAENISM 2.0??? #get that shit outta here. its about internal struggle. regardless of what we want to say about the source of it all #fundamentally. we have to look ourselves in the mirror and ask who we are goinf to be and how we are going to act #YES IM TIRED AND CRANKY AND WEEPY AND MY HEAD HURTS. WHAT ABOUT IT

[lgbtlunaverse]

I think any modern au meng yao would really benefit from being a dungeon master. Elaborate plans and setups for encounters to pour over to give his high-speed brain something fun to do for once, he can use his acting skills on truly immaculate roleplay, and as a bonus he gets to kill everyone in his social circle except he doesn't actually do anything wrong and they can't get mad at him for it. It's not his fault you didn't roll better, da-ge.

For all that he speaks very well Jin guangyao is never a monologuing/grand speech villain. He is just so dependent on everyone else's opinion of him he never truly gets to let go, but I think he deserves to monologue over a dead body, actually. And ttrpgs are the perfect place to do it with zero consequences.

#mdzs #meng yao #i'm thinking of those dimension 20 clips of brennan picking up a truly ridiculous amount of dice one by one as the table slowly goes mad #why yes i have been watching way too much d20 why do you ask #anyway that's dm a-yao. He also does random rolls in the middle of a roleplay scene and doesn't tell anyone what it was for #phsychological warfare on your players is always morally justified #i think he has like a full trilogy of books worth of lore for every world he makes and yet he barely ever has to look at his notes #because his memory is that perfect #wannabe rules lawyer tries to say some shit and he just smiles with one dimple and fucking eviscerates them #meng yao is absolutely not a rules lawyer if only because he lets huaisang get away with literally everything

[kjzx]

"Yes, for you, better Beholding, than the Lightless Flame"

Gerard Keay, MAG-012 - First Aid

#Tma #Tma spoilers #The magnus archives #Relistening to tma 12 rn and losing my shit #The foreshadowing??????? #Hopefully I didn't misinterpret the injuries he had cause I've never seen Gerard drawn with full body burns #but I'm pretty sure the episode did say both of the patients arrived with full body second degree burns and in #Keay's case they ended at the neck and didn't touch the tattoos? #Also this probably isn't the most scientifically accurate second degree burn depiction you've ever seen but hey #I was depicting the vibes #And yes that's jon peeking at the left but the side you see really isn't very depictive of what I wanna get across w his design so just #ignore him #My marker cardboard in the background. Don't ignore her she's the bestest girl; she keeps markers from bleeding into the next page <3 #Upd: a magical flying tie is the benefit of being affiliated with the beholding. You guys wouldn't understand #My art

[alyeecoffee]

Don't mind me post a random shitpost 🤣🤣 okay so, idk why but kyman gives me the vibe of me and my ex best friend's relationship lmao (the fact that I still have a crush on him makes it more funnier 🤣 I swear, I'm the Cartman in every kyman fic I read where his love is unrequited 😂)

Once, I thought I should make a kyman fic out of it but my trauma won't let me do it 😭 if I could make a story out of it, I would be soooo happy 🫠

If you ask why we're becoming ex-best friends? Well, it's all because of my pride and ego. The thing is that he likes to hangout with others than me, I feel inferior :")) anyway that's it, I hope no one sees this lolol bcs this is a random shitpost 🤣

#random shitpost that no one asked for #also the funniest thing is that our zodiac signs are the same with kyle and Cartman 🫠 #I'm the cancer & he's the gemini 💀 #so basically I'm Cartman in disguise lolol and try to make some shit loves scenario through kyman lmfaoo #because he loves someone else #please open the song “I'm in love with someone” in full volume 🤣 #ayo alyee angst when? #yes my love is unrequited until now shut up #fuck myself bcs this mf feeling still bubbling inside me 💀

[looseinthecatroom]

So I caved and started watching Killing Eve recently. >.>

#killing eve #the sandman #orphan black #villianelle #the corinthian #orphan black helena #full disclosure i can't remember worth a shit if helena takes kira to get something to eat BUT LIKE I'm pretty sure #and the rest stands so hush #ALSO YES technically helena and villianelle aren't classical serial killers as they're doing a job #but ''fucked up assassin for a shadowy secret org who revels in their kills is brutal af and enjoys their job WAY too much'' #just didn't roll off the tongue >.> #could have included bisexual in that list of traits but SOMEONE (helena) wasn't pulling her weight >3>