Raya Acting AU part 3
Interviewer: So your fight scenes were spectacular. You both did all your stunts, you even improvised your own choreography. You two are both trained in martial arts correct?
Raya: Yeah, both of us. We actually go way back. I've been kicking Namaari's ass since we were 12-
Namaari, scoffing: What she means to say, is that fighting choreography usually takes lots of practice and memory and we perfect the delivery and rhythm. Fortunately, we have worked and sparred with each other for such a long time, that everything just came to us naturally.
Raya, nodding: It's also easy to work with someone who is very talented and knows what they're doing and the fighting is even funner when you know a lot of your opponent's techniques and can predict their next move.
Namaari: But for the record, I kick her ass like everyda-
Raya: Aww, dep la~ That's so cute. You must have hurt your head from when I pinned you twice this morning 😜
Audience goes wild: OOOHHHH
Namaari rolls her eyes: Uh- YEAH which I then EASILY wrestled my way out of and headlocked you between my legs 😂
Audience screeching: AHHHHHHH
Raya, smirking: I mean, who knows.. maybe I let chu 😏
Namaari: OMG RAYAAA!
Raya: I mean it's not a bad place to be, am I right folks? 😉
Audience/Interviewer goes ballistic: AHHHHHGGGGGGH
Namaari glaring amusedly at smug Raya after the crowd dies down
Interviewer, flushed, fanning herself, turns to "whisper" to the audience: I'm not a chemist y'all, but that tension is mmM 🤭
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Me: *comments on any tiktok*
Every rabid 15 year old who was raised by twitter: Wow you’re pretty brave commenting where everyone can see your thin ass lips in your profile pic.
I don’t get this?? This has happened like six times over the last few months and my comments are literally never malicious because I don’t do internet drama. But then they redouble their efforts when I’m unbothered because I like my lips. I think my Cupid’s bow is really cute and they’re a nice color. And it took me a long time to get to that point because it’s always targeted for some reason.
I just don’t understand why everyone thinks a comment section is a free pass to be the absolute worst version of themselves.
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you have never played tds (truth, dare, situation)? how???? play it in the middle of your college when it opens. tell your principal fuck you on a dare. its fun! 😂
No i haven't! We did plan on playing on the dept trip but my two friends had smuggled in vodka (shh!) and were shit faced on both days and I was baby sitting them so we did not play it then either
Tho I'm not bummed about it because people in my school were really dim witted eurgh
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TEN, that's so many??? idk how American school works but in my UK school there was like 3 history teachers for the whole school and u just had one of them for each year of school
i know 10 is definitely too many, no wonder i don’t know shit if i changed teacher 10 out of 12 years 😭 but do you keep the same teacher throughout elementary and middle school or something? cause even if my teachers were consistent i changed 3 schools (elementary, middle school and high school?? idk how they’re called) so i would have had at least 3 teachers
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I wonder what was the reason War let Azrael live after all was said and done, like yes Abaddon convinced him but Azrael was very much sick with dumbassery syndrome, one can say it's cause ya know.... Barn owl will quite possibly smite the shit out of War with no effort but to that I say he'll have to deal with Death afterwards and we know how big brother Death can get. Idk, War definitely chooses his battles and he's shown to only kill when necessary but I genuinely wonder what his reason was. It's also possible that he let Big bird live cause let's admit now, if you have Angel Dimitrescu on your side you already have a one man army, another reason I thought of while writing this is that Azzy is, from what we know, the only guardian for the well of souls and the only living, uncorrupted archangel therefore it could be another Uriel case in where if Assrael were to die, heaven would surely crumble.
HOWEVER, cause I'm not done talking, I forgave Donald duck very quickly so it's possible that he just have an ever present "🥺👉👈" aura and it affected war
I haven't slept yet it's gonna be 5 in the morning
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