#I’m such a hypocrite though

[starcrossedandstupid]

Do you ever see someone do something and you just go

‘wow that’s so sweet. why not me, pretty please?’ And then keep it to yourself forever because you think it’s stupid

me neither haha wdym what are you talking about

#like I just just be happy with what I get yk #and I can’t control who anyone gives that sort of thing to #if it isn’t me I don’t want to force them to by asking #like if they wouldn’t naturally I don’t want to make anyone do anything #I’m such a hypocrite though #because I would want other people to tell me #but I’ve accepted that #because I don’t speak for everyone anyways #but it’s just super sweet and I find out why someone is doing it #And I’m like #hmmm #same bestie #but sounds like either you don’t care or I hide better than whoever #probably both tbh #but it’s hold everyone else is dealing my cards #so who am I to change it lmao #shittier post #if you know me irl just assume this isn’t about you btw #will they see it roulette

[wren-writes-things]

Me to everyone recently: You need to stop traumatizing my daughter.

Also me: *has definitely traumatized Marcy in both my fluffy and my comedic AU*

#wren rambles #amphibia #marcy wu #I’m a hypocrite but I’m aware of that fact #Also though if you point that out I will deny it

[sweetnsour1]

I think writing x reader is so fun because it’s like I’m tucking you into bed, giving you a lil smooch on the forehead, and telling you another story of how easy it would be for anyone to fall in love with you

#because obviously #look how cute you are #🖤elle #I’m a hypocrite though bc I’m like lol never me though #fluff #x reader

[karriethemechtech]

You know if I had access to a mech factory I’d put CASE in my Awesome. Clan-spec, obviously, since it doesn’t weigh anything extra—though that requires swapping the armor compound and at that point haven’t I ship-of-Theseus’ed this thing into an entirely different mech?

As it stands I hope I’ve got that HAG packed away well enough to deal with these WoBbies…at least it won’t blow the whole left side off if jt blows.

I guess we’ll find out, won’t we?

#battletech #mechwarrior #I swear I’m not a hypocrite I’m just limited by my tools 😭 #…I’ve got a bad feeling about this deployment #I need the money though—plus if it’s gotta happen might as well be surrounded by friends eh?

[incelq]

makes me laugh when tnttwt blabber on about how it’s bad to ship the irl ccs like okay yes go ahead but you’re the ones posting all the clips of them being gaybos with each other i’m not 🤷‍♀️

#idk like i really dgaf #if u be shipping them just don’t be weird abt it in their chat #that always makes me wanna kms #but it just makes me laugh how they r all kind of hypocritical #LIKE STOP HIDING IT I KNOW U BLUSHED AND FARTED WHEN WILBUR CALLED ALEX BABY! #they try and hide it soooo bad.. like we know. it’s okay u be shipping them #we all know you’ve lurked cornfruity like it’s fine chill #is this problematic idk sorry guys #not my fault alex has a big fat gay crush on wilbur #okay i’m not delulu tntduo shipper though i won’t get as intense as a larry… well #well no i won’t #ermmmmmmmmmmm #i can do though. #tntduo

[zeb-z]

the sooner badboyhalo viewers realize he’s an unreliable narrator the sooner I’ll be able to sleep at night

#qbbh is unreliable he’s a little bit of an asshole he’s the worlds biggest hypocrite he’s self centered and in it for his own interests #he lies for fun he dishes out ‘pranks’ and ‘memes’ but cannot handle it when the role is reversed he needs things to go his way or he’ll #lose his muffins like #and I love it for him! his character can be frustrating sure but it’s fun he plays a good role!! #but bbh chat you are the bug under my shoe. be normal. learn what rp means for the love of god #media literacy! critical thinking! reading anything other than Twitter posts and hot takes please! #I’m once again seeing weird takes and it’s like man. qBad is so misunderstood. not for all the reasons you think though #he’s not misunderstood because he’s really in the right or good or whatever. he’s misunderstood because nobody understands his characters #views or intentions. i don’t think his character fully does either! unreliable narrator! please for the love of god! #I know I’ve made a whole other in the tags rant about this before but like it’s never been more applicable again #bad’s twitch chat be normal challenge level IMPOSSIBLE #and I don’t get why man. take example from the doozers w foolish. from jorge w bagi. Cellbit’s chat (for the most part) even #idk anyways #mcyt #qsmp #bbh #z speaks

[makotonaegiunderstander]

do you ever go do autism crazy for something you can feel it in ur chest. like it’s hard to breathe almost it’s making you gasp for breath and jump around physically. got an adrenaline rush thinking abt Kirigiri.

#GODDDDD. I LOVE HER SM AUTISM WOMAN. #I go insane thinking abt her and her life and how she develops in THH and past it #and how Makoto and her literally bring out the best AND worst in each other #and her narrative parallels w Byakuya. the way they’re so similar that they’re hypocrites for disliking each other #at first and then the way they’re indispensable in that they’re they only other one that Understands why they’re like that #I cannot word my thoughts for her nearly as coherently unfortunately so no paragraphs tonight. I’m just going to start growling like a dog #the way she fucking commands so much respect and control and how strong she is #and the fact that she is constantly reinforcing that strength by shoring up any weakness or vulnerability with terrifying effectiveness #that leaves her invulnerable but completely alone. and for a long time that seemed like a good thing #and she may even believe it is #but you hear the way she talks about her father and you realize she’s HUMAN. she doesn’t want to be an island all the time. #she has emotions just like anyone else and being viewed as though she doesn’t is incredibly alienating and reinforces her isolation #if she really didn’t care she wouldn’t still be mad that her father left her alone. it wouldn’t still pick at her the way it does #it wouldn’t drive her to abandon the entire purpose of her family by revealing herself as the Ultimate Detective in order to get to him #and then there’s Makoto and Byakuya challenging those aspects of her all over again #Byakuya sees the worst of her. he believes what she puts forth as herself and sees that ruthless cold efficiency #and he isn’t wrong to believe those things. as much as she wears a mask it isn’t fake that she has those qualities #but then comes Makoto who doesn’t see through her mask either but chooses to believe she must be human somewhere even if he’s not sure #he continues to trust her with absolutely no reason to and it feeds into her own ruthless efficiency by making him her Guinea out of sorts #but it also means there’s someone on the shoreline of her island. they want to come in. Will she let them? #that island is painful but not more painful than being vulnerable. #hhhh #I’m crazy

[demonlike-judge-offire]

OOC:

Why do I get the most interactions at 8 in the morning??

What are y’all doing on Tumblr at 8 in the morning??

#orv #omniscient reader #omniscient reader's viewpoint #chronically online #tumblr #I can’t be speaking though #I’m online right now #just a little concerned #maybe I’m being a hypocrite

[bereft-of-frogs]

I have spent literally years railing against time travel AUs. So I cannot stress enough that it is to my deepest shock and horror that

I might have an idea for one.

I’m so upset at this.

#there’s nothing inherently wrong with time travel AUs it’s just extremely difficult to do well #and they are a glut in the star wars ao3 tags #fuck me. ugh why #I’m not sure this will ever come to anything though because the mechanics are a mess #that’s part of my issue with them if you can’t reasonably explain how time travel fits to existing lore it breaks immersion #but I have 1) vague concept 2) self indulgent scene ideas 3) a couple poetic phrases that’s usually enough to get a fic rolling #wah. #I’m such a hypocrite

[basimibnishaqs]

convincing people to play ac odyssey and ac valhalla but also like “yes there’s plenty of romance options and i’m here to tell you why the characters you can’t romance are better—“

#pulls out the PowerPoint that says kassidas and hyeivor should have been canon #see I’m a hypocrite though bc I do like Natakas he should’ve just been written better #ac valhalla #ac odyssey #assassin’s creed

[dearweirdme]

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#seriously #it’s almost as if the easay leaving jkkr came back #😑 #anon #you are talking to me as though i’m not openminded enough to allow for the idea of jkk #i’m not hypocritical #i have just seen too many instances and interactions that make that possibility nill for me #my stance is #they’re friends #you can leave all the asks you want #but i will not change my opinion on that #because i am a hundred percent sure

[mikexx2]

Slowly and quietly adding the polycounts to my hair downloads posts.

As I’m doing this, it’s good to see most meshers have a clear naming system.

Peggy, your system was bonkers even in 2007. Kindly fuck off.

#text post #shit post #sims 2 #I’m a hypocrite being annoyed at others for not adding polycounts to their posts until I finish this so #don't expect this for the hair dumps though obviously #It's not good to see some of the polycounts and is no wonder why my graphics card is gasping for air now

[ask-uts-earthspark-au]

Hashtag, are you glued to your phone a lot? Do you stay a lot in the dugout? If yes the touch sum grass now!

Hashtag: Oh! Thank you for the reminder!

Hashtag: And don’t worry! Mom and dad make sure we all get our fair share of outdoors time, so we all touch the grass a lot!

#this is your reminder too! #go on! #shoo! #move ​away from your screen! #take care of yourself! #(i say as though i’m not a huge hypocrite-) #/hj lol #thank you for the ask! #answered asks #ask box #transformers #earthspark #transformers earthspark #terran answers #hashtag malto #anon ask #touch grass #go outside

[literaila]

hellooo, im fairly new to tumblr and i just wanted to say, i really love your writing. do you have any advice for someone starting their own blog? like i wanna join the community but idk how to start my writing and talk to people yk? ☠️ thank you <3

um so i am dreadful at talking to people, but i’ve been here long enough to know a few things. first things first, the best way to start making friends is to just interact with them. one of my best friends started by sending me anonymous asks.

the more you interact with others blogs, the more likely they are to note you as someone who 1. likes their work and 2. is supportive and kind. i notice all sorts of people, even if they’re just leaving a like and reblog on my work. and i love when i get to notice them interact more

for writing though, my suggestion is to just post it (that’s what i did). and for that first time any feedback is wonderful feedback, and i think that’s a very important feeling to have! (also i’ll read it, obviously)

-v

#ask #i’m always here for those who are joining i’m just exceptionally awkward #tbh i’m a bit hypocritical because i don’t talk to many people but i do try to support everyone i can #(i don’t read a lot though oops. i’ll work on that)

[dadbots]

August… time to get spooky.

#dadbots.txt #this has been in my draft for... almost a month. Yikes. #I’ve been dissociating hella hard these past months or something. swear I don’t remember time moving this fast. maybe it’s just me tbh. #idk what to say about July other than… boring? not much happened and I don’t really remember it if I’m honest. just. mm. shrugs. #best way to describe it LOL #been sleeping a LOT lately and I think it’s fatigue again. was it like anything before? no. not at that rate (yet) but just. #where you wanna sleep and sleep and sleep type of fatigue. you never feel rested and just gotta sleep it off kinda. #just one of those moments yknow. #it sucks. all I’m doing is letting the days pass me by and ‘missing out’ on living life when I could be enjoying it. but I lost interest - #- in doing so for months - years now due to personal health matters. And whaddya know - it came back again. after months of healing. #I'm pretty pissed as it does feel like a slap in the face. but you win some - you lose some. Gonna try and fight through it. #I wrote something at the beginning of august but that got deleted. Had a breakdown and thought huh. what a great way to start the month - #and now it's almost september. Just like that. What a month it's been. Stuck on what else to say but that really. #don't want to keep talking about depressing stuff as that's what i used to do and realized hey. maybe you should stop doing that so often #and not use it so casually in humor and/or stuff. Even though I reblog vents here n' all. but yknow. #maybe it is hypocritical. but that's not the point. Just want to reflect and see if i've changed since coming back to the web after a year. #not like it's going bad. just wished this year was a bit more optimistic. Last year was rough & i'm afraid this year will be another repeat #though I did come out to a family member this month and that was like a punch to the gut. Considering my status with them and all. #won't get into that. for now let's just say i'm not too close with them. An impulsive choice on my end but hey. it went well. #and that's what matters tbh. My younger self would've thought i was actually insane. like to even DO that? really? #shocking. I'm still not over that moment. Probably one of my biggest achievements this year. #I'll update this if anything else comes to mind. none of this make sense and that's ok. clearing my mind right now. #let's see what september has in store for me. Hopefully it'll get better as things slow down w/ winter on its way. #hope y'all enjoyed your summer. 🖤🤘🏽

[sparky-is-spiders]

You know what? I’ve decided I actually really like Melanie Magnus Archives when I’m thinking about her canon wretched personality and not the fandom’s girlbossification of her. She’s an interesting character and a fucked up person.

#i feel like it sounds like i’m being mean or sarcastic here but i’m actually not #i love people who are certain shades of kinda shitty made into particular shades of extremely shitty #which is probably why 90% of my dearly beloved lizards are such godawful people #eityr goes from being a fight-happy snobby jerk to a violent brain-eating monster. #amaldyne goes from a regular person who’s maybe a bit of a know-it-all to a hypocritical cannibalistic murderer willing to backstab and use #everyone around her for ‘the cause’ even as she makes decisions that actively hurt it #honestly aside from the whole damning the multiverse thing my lizards are much worse #like. by every metric i would honestly rather hang out with melanie tma than any of my godawful lizards #even though i love them soso much and they mean everything to me #much like sasha beforehand if i just look past the sanitized hyper-competant version of her i actually quite like her. i just like her more #when she’s fun and sort of awful #not maintagging this tbh. #ok actually i think i should say this in general: 90% of the time when i’m talking about a character or relationship? #‘awful’ ‘bastard’ ‘freak’ ‘fucked up’ ‘wretched’ and similar descriptors are compliments #and i’ll basically always say if something is or isn’t meant positivly/fondly