#I’m just a simp

[connorsnothereeither]

Y’all I don’t know if I’ve mentioned but uh… my girlfriend is really pretty 👉👈

@darkwrenduck

#not to brag or anything #I’m just a simp #a fan of romance if you will

[poohbea]

TOJI FUSHIGURO | JJK S2 Trailer

#⊹ ⋆ﾟ꒰ఎ pooh made this ໒꒱ ⋆ﾟ⊹ #because I needed to make these into gifs #he’s just so… #I’m a toji simp it’s offical y’all #I’ve been converted #y’all were right #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu toji #jujutsu kaisen toji #toji #jjk toji #toji fushiguro #toji s2 #jjk spoilers #jjk s2 #jjk trailer #jjk anime #animegifs #anime #gif

[foe-of-fate]

Men will be like “I wear the pants in this relationships” and then still make their girl do everything

#not me tho #not cause I’m chivalrous #I’m just a simp #relationships #men

[kelin-is-writing]

fwb!touya who despite your agreement on not necessarily having to stop seeing other peoples, has deleted the contacts of the two or three girls he used to occasionally hook up with, when you weren’t around, the moment you two had started your relationship and everytime he crosses paths with them at school he barely even acknowledges their existence. why? ohh that’s because the moment you, the girl he desires on a soul-type of level, has agreed to be in all this with him touya’s eyes haven’t been able to look away from you, not even for a split second.

fwb!touya who a mere call or text for you telling him how much you miss and want to see him, is enough to make him skip practices with his rock band only to run over to your place and spend time with you. be it doing homework, watching movies or those weird reality shows that secretly pique his interest, playing games that usually end up in heated makeout sessions, you putting on nail polish while he styles your hair, cooking together, napping together, having sex four or five times. just you two basically being all over each others at any given occasion. touya wanted you close to him as much as possible and he was going to have exactly that.

fwb!touya who keeps telling himself you two are just ‘friends with benefits’ but from time to time he finds himself playing the guitar, compose and writes songs while thinking about you. he would’ve never wanted to admit it, for the moment, but you’ve been his muse since the first day you guys meet and the major reason for it was your smile, your laugh, your voice… that beautiful spark in your eyes whenever you looked at him… it made his heart warm up and a pleasing emptiness take over his stomach… shit… this wasn’t good at all, he was going into a dangerous territory right there and it wasn’t supposed to happen.

fwb!touya who has never marked any girl he’s sleep with before nor has he ever permitted them to mark him, because he has never felt the need to do that with his past flings; yet it took only one week, three days, fourteen hours, thirty-two minutes and twenty-six seconds in your relationship to make him go around the campus proudly, a shit-eating grin on his face, with your glossy lipstick imprint onto the side of his neck right where everyone could see it while you walked around with his teethes’ mark on your neck; a statement dedicated to everybody in the school that told all of them he is yours and you are his.

fwb!touya who never holds back from showing off to everyone your close relationship. you could be talking to a classmate and he would walk up to you surrounding your waist with an arm, pulling you flush against his side, and ask genuinely curious and interested what you guys were talking about while leaning his cheek against your head as he hummed along to the explanation you gave him with that voice of yours that is as beautiful as you are, completely smitten and mesmerized. once you were talking with another classmate of yours, that was assigned as a committee with you for a school festival, about some preparations when he came up to you ignoring the other person’s presence and just fixing his intense gaze on you while asking if everything was alright and if you needed any help while delicately moving a strand of hair behind your ear and then rest it gently on the back of your head to let you know that it was fine to lean on him whenever things became too much.

fwb!touya who keeps telling you and himself that the two of you are just ‘friends with benefits’, but the way he fucks you, talks to you and overall treats you are far from being those of an actual ‘friends with benefits’ and he doesn’t notice until a random guy who’s a schoolmate of you two and fan of his band starts asking him about you, throws glances your way, tries (but fails) to flirt with you and touya is watching over you two seething as he smokes by the fences outside the school’s building, tomura being the one who makes him notices that he’s clenching his jaw so hard they can hear his teethes scratching together. it’s right then that he realizes that the reason he had suggested all that thing between you two wasn’t only because he was attracted to you, but because he has been in love with you the whole time since the start of your friendship.

#boku no academia #my hero academia #bnha #mha #dabi #touya todoroki #bnha smut #mha smut #dabi smut #touya todoroki smut #bnha x reader smut #mha x reader smut #dabi x reader smut #touya todoroki x reader smut #fwb!touya #— ❥ kelwrites; #I’M BACK WITH ANOTHER FWB!TOUYA PIECE BECAUSE I WAS RECENTLY LISTENING TO A SONG AND IT INSPIRED ME ALL THESE #also you guys seem to like A LOT the previous piece i wrote about fwb!touya so i told my self ‘why not??? if peoples likes it!!’ #and yeah guys… fwb!touya is 1000‰ the type of fwb who’s BOUND to become a huge ass simp for you. that’s a fact actually. #he would be so in denial for the longest time EVVVER but that’s too late because it just comes naturally to him to act like a simp over you

[skiaskai]

Yeehaw

#trigun #trigun stampede #meryl stryfe #Based on the noman’s land magazine pinup! #I just needed a meryl version cause I’m a simp #my art

[iwozlegit]

|| 🍍• I love how we - the completely sane Huskerdusters - lost our shit during this scene…A LOOK…

…and yet somehow we think we could handle them actually having a smooch…

Respectfully - love you all fr- we’re all going to fucking DIE if they have like a not-so-subtle prolonged touch, let alone anything else.

#𝕰𝖉𝖎𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓: 𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖎𝖘 𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗! 😈 #|| crack • #fr like I get giddy just thinking about Angel more obviously simping like I’m royally fucked #and don’t get me started on Husk going through it 💀 #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin hotel angel dust #husk #angel dust #huskerdust #angelhusk #angel x husk #husk x angel dust #casinohearts #hazbin husk #hazbin angel dust #@iwozlegit

[aanthonyvb]

#meanwhile Utterson just standing there like 👁️👄👁️ #utterson is busy simping #just as I’m #this is the most thoughtful content you’ll ever get from me #also #why do I feel like I change his face literally every time I draw him #jekyll and Hyde #henry jekyll fanart #aanthony’s trash can

[nateezfics]

#suddenly I have the urge to give the biggest head #……and to be put in a headlock #is it just me or does he look beefy in this pic #like mans is bulking up #i’m feeling a little insane over the thought of him in the gym 🙃 #this is my second time comin on here to simp for hongjoong today lmao #yall sick of me yet? lol #hongjoong hard thoughts #joongie #☕️

[princessrainbowpastel]

(Credit for the Hades x Persephone art goes to razzberrypopcans! 🥰 also sorry for the repost! was trying to update the original and it glitched out on me so I had to delete it 😅)

#did I just add my own oc x canon self ship to this meme? #yes I did lmaooo #my self indulgent ass couldn’t resist lmao #I know I could’ve used fanart of Disney Persephades or the Lore Olympus version #but I didn’t wanna use any fanart without permission #and I’m a huge simp for Disney Hades lmao #disney #persephone x hades #hades x persephone #persephades #disney’s hercules #sonic boom #sonamy #amy x sonic #sonic x amy #mlp #mlp fim #lilo and stitch #broppy #branch x poppy #trolls #poppy x branch #ship meme #memes #rocket shipping #Pokémon #jessie x james

[2deadkat]

Is this what Poirat wanted?

#DO NOT TAG AS SHIP #I’m just exploring how their relationship or potential dynamic might play out since it’s so one-sided in the books 😭 #basically im trying to make poirats simp tendencies bearable #you go decide what case they’re in the middle of is #geronimo stilton #thea stilton #hercule poirat #myart #deadkat’s stiltons

[dekariosclan]

Hear me out.

I 1000% agree that non-godhood, orb-free, romanced professor Gale is the best ending. He and Tav are SO happy and in love, Tara approves, Gale’s mom isn’t sad, it’s nothing but good things and I absolutely adore it and it will have a place in my heart forever.

I also agree that in the Godhood ending, while Gale retains aspects of his former self, he has changed. His most precious human qualities have been replaced with ambition and pride. And you can’t ignore the fact that Tara is now unhappy, Gale’s mother misses her son, Elminster is distraught and feels responsible for Gale having chosen this path, and there’s the possibility of looming disaster in the future as described by Raphael.

…and yet…

…seeing how much God Gale still loves Tav—and knowing they’ll get to spend an eternity together—is pretty damn wonderful, too.

(Note, playthrough not mine, I captured these screenshots from a public YouTube video posted by user MUNMOMUU)

#I guess I would end up as the Goddess of Simps because I wouldn’t be able to turn God Gale’s offer down either #I don’t want to be a Goddess or him to be a God but I would love him too much to say goodbye #Despite everything I’m just glad he’s got an ending where he gets an eternity with his beloved Tav #Bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale x tav #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #spoilers #bg3 epilogue spoilers

[crybaby-bkg]

I love jealous Bakugou who starts peacocking after a while to get all of your attention.

going to a party and Kiri carelessly picks you up to spin you during a dance, drunken laughter shared between you two. Bakugou watches on the couch the whole time, eyes slitted as he nurses the same beer he’s had all night. he listens to you giggle over the music about how strong Kiri is and—fuck it, he’ll show you strength. he takes the opportunity to scoop you off of your feet next time you guys are out and there’s a puddle in the middle of the road, puffs his chest out a little as he cradles you against him, when you let out that lighthearted giggle but for him this time.

Bakugou catches you chatting deku up, squeezing at his biceps when you tease him about how big he’s been getting. you only do it bc you know it flusters the green haired man, and you think it’s cute how he looks like a strawberry whenever you coo at him. But Bakugou only sees that as the push to go to the gym more, focusing even more on his arms, wearing all of his tanks around you. puffs his chest out again when he puts his arms behind his head and you pat at the bulging muscle and find yourself tracing the veins on his arms.

He sees you dancing with Sero at another squad gathering, something fast and sensual, your arms around his neck while he holds your waist. his face is buried into your neck and it makes you giggle whenever he whispers where to move your feet next. and does Bakugou take that as an active threat against his crush on you? of course he does. finds himself holding you against him at a party, swaying with you, way out of his comfort zone but he wants to show you that he can dance too, damnit.

Denki makes some offhanded comment about holding your bags when you go out to an amusement park, something else about going with you when you need the bathroom too. Bakugou is most definitely shoving him out of the way, manhandling all of your bags from you as he pushes you in the direction of the bathrooms instead. finds his chest practically spilling out of his shirt when you hug him by the end of the night, thanking him for being so kind, telling him that he’s the best friend you could ask for.

and does his heart drop to his ass when he hears the word friend? maybe. just a little.

#a hint of angst in the end lol a little unrequited love if you will #I wrote this last night while sleeping meds were in my system #so I hope this makes sense #I was thinking about jealous peacocking bkg tho all day yesterday #bc I wore this cute ass maxi dress and was like #he’d be so pressed to say that he was my bf lol #I want him obsessed just a liddol 🤏🏾 #oh and I loveeeee the thought of dancing with Sero so so so much #like hip to hip #faces close as you breathe in the same breath #and he’s smiling down at you all cheeky bc he sees how flustered you are just from dancing #I’m slowly becoming a Sero simp omg o vant #I CANT #what the hel is o vant #anyway #I wanna either do my makeup today or keep writing my original story #not enough hours in the day :( #have a great one guys!!! #—another tasty treat! 🍬 #mha sweets! 🍬 #bakugou treats! 🍬

[r-aindr0p]

To think I’m going to have to wait one year until I seize this guy by his uniform bell the second his banner is here…

Same song I took the lyrics from for a previous post. "Belle" from the french musical version of Notre dame de Paris

#twisted wonderland #rollo flamme #twst rollo #basically the song is about the hunchback Frollo and Phoebus talking sus abt Esmeralda but in a poetic way #Haven’t seen the disney and I never read the novel bc I know it’s horrifying #I’m just here for the twink rug with a bell from twst #+ made a sentence inclusive to fit every possible solution #wether you think he thinks of yuu or idk malleus #leaving the translations here in the tags for the lyrics from top left to bottom right #’does desiring you make me a criminal ?’ #’What use is there yet in praying Notre Dame’ #’Who… will be the one throwing the first stone at them ?’ #’This one does not deserve to be on Earth’ #simp lyrics #I should finish my inktober before december at least but Rollo keeps coming back #Im cursed or blessed idk #Ohh I remembered I have shrinkong plastic sheets Rollo will be baked he will be put in the oven

[mysicklove]

i love fics with characters that are non human bc for some reason or another they always suspiciously have a “mating season” no matter the species

#🔪 - mello talks too much #LOLOLOLOL #and i always eat it up too #sukuna going through heat bc he is a curse #and i’m like #yeah that makes sense #continue on author #HAHAH #or or like hawks having one #just bc he is slightly ”non human” (not really but u know what i mean) #demon slayer simps have a field day

[ifwebefriends]

I am not the same person I was before seeing this scene in particular (Major Spoilers for The Sign!!!!!!)

[Video ID. A clip from the Bluey episode “The Sign,” Lazarus Drug by Megan Washington is playing which drowns out all other sounds and dialogue. Bandit looks sad as he’s about to open the drivers side door to the family car. Chilli is in the front passenger seat also looking sad. She looks at Bandit just as gets a call on his smartphone and silently excuses himself to take it. The phone conversation starts as Bandit walks around to the other side of the car from the front. He continues to the sidewalk a few yards away from the car. Chilli looks at Bandit right before the phone call ends and Bandit puts down his phone with a surprised look on his face. He slowly walks to the large “For Sale” sign in the front yard before ripping off the big yellow “Sold” sticker, which confuses Chilli and gets the attention of Bluey and Bingo in the car, Bingo with a raised brow looking confused. Then Bandit turns to look at his family in the car, contemplates for a moment, then dons a determined expression. He then turns back to look up at the “For Sale” sign with clenched fists as we see the sign tower over him, casting a shadow. After a moment, he looks level at the sign and then fiercely grabs the sides of it as Chilli, Bluey, and Bingo look on in shock. He starts to gradually pull it out of the ground with all his might with clenched teeth, a furrowed brow, and a slightly quivering lip. After he finally gets it out, Chilli, Bluey, and Bingo stare at him, eyebrows raised and mouths agape. As the lyric “as I start to break into a billion pieces” plays, Bandit looks backwards, turns a bit, hobbles backwards a bit, and then throws the sign into the middle of the cul-de-sac with what seems like a yell, looking down angrily at it. Zoomed in, Bandit pants for a moment before Chilli tackles him to the ground when the word “shatter” is sung in the song. From an aerial view, Chilli and Bandit are on the ground and Chilli seems to be crying into Bandit’s neck while he grins, putting a hand on her arm. End ID]

#bandit simps come get your juice #and like it’s not even that for me #it’s the emotional weight of it #how Bandit’s kinda been away for most of the episode and only now we see what he’ll ultimately chose in the end #and the MUSIC and how it SYNCS UP so well with the animation!!!!!!! #the way Chilli tackles him #and like we’ve never really seen Bandit like this before #just #what a beautiful scene #thank you Megan Washington for the music! #I’m gagged fr #Bluey #the sign #bluey the sign spoilers #bluey the sign #video #Bluey clip #bandit heeler #chilli heeler #bluey heeler #bluey spoilers #bingo heeler #Megan Washington

[jessamine-rose]

Imagine:: A redraw of “Veil Scene 14” and “Fan Screaming at Madison Beer Performance,” but it’s Yandere! Pierro x Singer! Darling—

#pierro trying and failing to deny how big of a simp he was back in the day— #unfortunately i cannot draw so y’all will have to visualize it #i’m sorry i cannot stop clowning on pierro. what more for his modern version who’s literally just a stan #on that note. i’ve seen so many redraws of those memes and they’re very funny xD #pierro #yandere pierro #yandere pierro x reader #pierro x reader #yandere fatui harbingers #fatui x reader #yandere genshin #genshin x reader #tw: yandere #g/n reader