i imagine lucien has a warm voice. i can't really explain it, but it just makes sense for his voice to be like bathing in the sun or sitting near a fireplace after a cold day.
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911 + Text Posts pt284/?
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Xisuma in REAL LIFE used to be stoner and some of his odd muchies consist of
- dorito dust mixed with dip in a homogeneous mixture
- oranges (peel ON “for the fibre”) dipped in greek yogurt
- “bowl of goop” that’s made of soup, noodles, cheese and crackers mixed until it’s thick goo
Overall, since the boiled chicken incident, I sincerely believe this man can’t cook. On another note can we get Xisuma with a hjuge blunt
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I don't want to talk about this much, but it may affect page uploads.
Saturday night, I was assaulted and strangled by my brother. This is not the first time he's done this, but it was severely excalated this time. I deserved it. Honestly, I wish he'd succeeded so nobody would have to deal with my shit anymore. I'm still very much in crisis mode, and I'm so sorry if I disappear. I'm praying I can continue working despite the situation, but this may warrant a short break.
I'm so sorry for any inconvenience this may cause, and I'm even more sorry I'm bringing this up at all. I need to stop talking from now on, honestly. I just wanted to communicate why I may poof. I don't know. I'm scared, and I can't do this. But I have to keep going.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
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this fucking bitch 😭😭😭
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Elain’s feelings
I know that people always focus on Azriel’s feelings in the bonus, which is understandable considering it was in his POV. But Elain’s feelings are clearly shown there too. For example:
She extended the wrapped gift, her hand shaking. "Here."
Her hand shaking
Her hand SHAKING
SHAKING.
Elain is so down bad for Azriel something as simple as handing him a gift got her hand shaking. We simply can’t ignore how Azriel makes her feel, it’s shown in the actual book as well as ACOFAS, a bonus can’t erase that. She’s so cute I love her and I CAN’T wait for her POV. She’s so precious.
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I have transparent sticky notes :D
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THEY WERE NOT JOKING ABOUT THE DEATH OF MINOR TRIGGER WARNING
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currently waiting for an Isaac Rhoades to find me so i dont have to study
(im suffering)
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i've seen halloween themed stardew content putting the dateables in cute costumes, and harvey is usually an old timey pilot, so i thought it'd be funny to put my farmer in my attempt at a sexy flight attendant fit this year, to theoretically match.
anyway, the night i changed into it, i got prompted
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GUYS GUYS GUYS LOOK MY FIRST MERCH
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*dead*
perfect representation of me rn ngl 😵💫😵💫 god them in black is fucking with my brain sm... THEY LOOK SO GOOD 😫😫 (if you need me I'll be curled up in a ball talking to the walls)
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thinking about Nimona’s face in this scene because she already knows how this plays out, she’s lived this already and while Bal has the hope that she once had in his eyes, she KNOWS what happening before the sword is even raised. She’s NOT SURPRISED she’s NOT SHOCKED she’s only DISAPPOINTED that Ambrosius can turn on the man he loves because she’s already played this out with Gloreth
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every time i look at shayne's story i start crying again because this guy. this fucking guy who thought his career was over in his 20s. who joined smosh as a 'last resort', as a defeat of sorts as he mentioned many times. this guy. who met. his coworker at thE FUCKING AUDITION. WHO SAID SEE U AT WORK. AND THEN HE SAW THEM AT WORK. AND THEN THEY WERE SHIPPED. ANd they never dated, never realised they had something, probably due to all the pressure. later shayne mentions 'investing into his friendships' more than relationships as advice for finding the one. she mentions when he made her a care package when they were sick, and it proabably didn't occur to them for a while until shit slowed down during the pandemic, until there were less eyes on everyone. this guy who mentions being bad at dating. these guys who made a whole show about being 'bad at dating'. this guy who didn't know what to expect at smosh but made it spark up again, who helped shape it and make it what it is though hard work and immense dedication, mET THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE AT SMOSH. NO. HE MADE SMOSH WHAT IT IS WITH HER. THE PILLARS OF SMOSH. AND THIS GUY. IS NOW. FUCKING MARRIED TO THEM?? THEY'RE MARRIED???? WHAT THE FUCK
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american liberals really act like the us is god's gift to humanity when most people on this globe consider it something more akin to a plague
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