#I want to I swear

[earlyzakariya]

Autism is fun and quirky until you realise i haven't been able to sit through a full family dinner w/o headphones in years because of how overstimulating being around my sister is

#zakaria crazy hours #actually autistic #eating around other people is so difficult #eating in general absolutely sucks #but around people??? fucking horrible #the mouth noises are too loud #and people eat so much faster than me that i feel guilty im not done #and i tend to get bullied bc i cant eat normally #my sister is so rude about my asd #ik shes just a little child and doesnt know better #but i hate hearing how i should eat normally #i want to i swear #but i fucking cant #oops i vented kn the tag #oh well

[thetomorrowshow]

TURN THE LAST CHAPTER OF POISONED RATS INTO TWO BUT POST THEM AT THE SAME TIME. PLEASE, I'M DESPERATE

i haven't finished the next one if i split them 😭😭😭

#ask #anonymous #I WANT TO I SWEAR #BUT I REALLY NEED TO BEEF UP THE NEXT CHAPTER #and i am gonna split em #i'll try and get it done before tuesday tho lol #the issue is that separate. the second one is too short #but together the flow is off and weird #so lesser of two evils is post the first one and then add a scene to the second #which shouldn't take too long

[arsenicpanda]

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (2023)

#fnaf #fnafedit #Five Nights at Freddy's #fnaf movie #matpat #fnaf movie spoilers #fnaf spoilers #fyeahmovies #filmedit #gifs* #arsenicpandacreates #this LYING LIAR WHO LIES acted like he WASN'T IN THE MOVIE alskjflskjf #yes I DID stop watching to make this gif set what of it? #also I do not like this coloring but also I'm sick of looking at it and want to sleep soooooo #there is NO COLOR in this scene I SWEAR TO GOD #you would not BELIEVE the vibrancy + saturation it took to get it to this bland point #and any further started causing problems booooooo

[xshinina]

*Married life playing in the background

This idea was probably funnier in my head

#sansmaeda #sansmaeda wedding #undertale #danganronpa #nagito komaeda #sans undertale #meme post #I swear there's a reason why not everyone attended in nagito's side #no one wanted to go in the first place #sdr2 #fanart #so for the record: #Ibuki DID attend but could't stay put for 5 minutes so she got bored and left #Teruteru is still pretty angry and bitter at Nagito #Hiyoko couldn't care less and thought it was gross #Akane saw no reason to go since her main source of food wouldn't go (Teruteru) #And spoiler alert but Chiaki's fucking dead lmao #she would've gone tho #probably #Also pretend nagito's using really good foundation on his hand cuz I totally forgot about his metal arm

[maxgicalgirl]

Being a “Fun Fact !” kind of autistic is all fun and games until you get halfway through sharing an interesting tidbit and realize that it probably wasn’t appropriate to share in polite company and now you have to deal with the consequences :(

#autism #neurodivergent #adhd #fun facts #GOD I’m such an idiot #anyways now a 10 year old is out there looking up swear words online and it’s all my fault :( #I got so excited by the fact that I knew a fun fact #that I didn’t stop to think that maybe not everyone knows that fun fact for a reason :( #it’s like explaining how to successfully bury a body at a book club #or explaining the dangers of Scientology to your sister’s boyfriend the first time you meet him #or debating gay sex positions with your best friend in front of your mom #no matter how much I wish to be a beacon of knowledge in this world #sometimes there are things others just don’t want to know #and consciously that’s valid but the autism ? I does not care

[mickedy]

Does anyone remember the internet when MLP first got popular and people online were insisting They were swearing up and down that the show was for adults, and that it was marketed towards kids but was Definitely For adults, full of mature humor and dark concepts and deep complex characters. and then nowadays you go look up an episode of MLP: FiM and the episode synopsis is something like Pinkie Pie Lost Her Balloon 🎈💔

#Like i swear it felt like a bunch of adults not wanting to admit they liked the little horse show for girls. its OKAY #its a good show you dont have to make up reasons that its good. Enjoy it for what it is 🤷‍♀️

[prokopetz]

Detachable junk sounds good in theory, but I can't help but feel that the plug-and-play approach is just asking for trouble. Forget about USB compatibility – I want something mounted on a threaded rod that I have to spend several minutes turning into place, and it makes an obtrusive squeaka-squeaka-squeaka noise the whole time because I'm a dumbass and forgot to lubricate it. I want something that needs to be seated and secured like the parallel data cable from a 1950s computer. I want something where removing it requires disengaging a series of four interlocking mechanical toggles, and I want each of those toggles to go ka-chunk.

#life #penis mention #transhumanism #(ish) #swearing #i want it to make a discordant thrumming noise and emit wispy clouds of dry ice vapour when i deploy it for absolutely no practical reason

[yuzuuu4]

(post 2.1 quest) unexpected

#they make me so ill i swear to god #im delusional therefore aventurine lives and ratio welcomes him back like this #i need 2.2 yesterday #excuse how messy it is bc i just wanted to get the gay out of my brain #its still there of course #ratiorine #dr ratio #veritas ratio #dr ratio hsr #aventurine #hsr aventurine #honkai star rail #hsr

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike learns William Afton is a freak

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #michael afton #ballora #toy chica #william afton #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf 2 #sister location #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #what was William Afton cooking #dudes the most divorced man ever I swear #sorry to Michael Afton again for your trauma #that’s rough buddy #Tbh I just really wanted to draw Ballora and Toy Chica #ballora is actually one of my favourite animatronics ever #gotta draw these two again sometime

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

#jeeves and wooster #i want to watch tumblr go rabid i want to watch ao3 overflow with jeeves/wooster fanfiction #yes obviously the fandom EXISTS but it's a cozy little neighborhood #a handful of talented artists and writers doing their best to keep their charming little village going #but i'm tired of cozy i want this fandom TRENDING #I WANT TO SEE THIS ON MY DASHBOARD PEOPLE #i swear to you if they made a shiny new tv series tumblr would absolutely obsess over these characters. good omens levels of obsession #it's just such a great dynamic! the good-natured overly-trusting bumbling idiot in constant need of rescuing! #the stoic all-knowing genius who quietly masterminds mayhem in order to protect this one moron he's devoted himself to for some reason #jeeves as a morosexual is just such a beautiful interpretation of the original text #wooster as a happy-go-lucky himbo who stumbles his way into a relationship with a protective caring and supremely competent mastermind #the angst and social complexities of a same-sex cross-class relationship in turn-of-the century london! #oh AND half the stories are about jeeves helping wooster get out of engagements/desperately avoid marriage #two men who live together constantly scheming to maintain their bachelorhood. this is quite literally the main plot point #the gay subtext is there! the gay subtext is there and very ripe for picking!!! #this thing is LOCKED AND LOADED we can pounce literally any time

[huang-er-jiejie]

i. i just realised something about the kiss.

the way when aziraphale puts both of his hands on crowley's back, you can see them kinda shift so aziraphale isn't leaning. he held onto crowley for stability, and leaned in. pushed closer to him. he leaned forward. anyone ever says he didn't want the kiss im going to hunt you down because HE HELD CLOSE!!! HE KISSED BACK!!!!

EDIT: also im like WELL aware he kissed back i was even when i first watched it like its not a big revelation, its just that SOME people☠️ on TIKTOK☠️ KEEP SAYING HE WAS DISGUSTED BY THE KISS???? like i swear some people are watching a different show entirely

#HE KISSED BACK. ANYONE SAYS OTHERWISE I SWEAR TO GOD. #HE WANTS THE KISS!! ITS JUST THAT A PART OF HIM FEELS BAD ABOUT IT! #HE FEELS BAD FOR WANTING IT #even if they spent so long dismantling his belief of 'we're on opposite sides' #hes just always going to feel that way deep down #he wants the kiss. its just that why did it have to happen that way. #good omens #gos2 spoilers #aziraphale #crowley #anthony j crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #azirafell #good omens 2 #'i forgive you' maybe in the way that the kiss can be seen as a temptation #like in the garden of eden #but crowley is the apple. he is the forbidden fruit

[puppyeared]

these two are so interesting to me

characters belong to @canisalbus

#clenches fists. im so sosososo normal about them. i think about them a normal amount (lying) #actually the 2nd image is based on some sort of anime couple pose template(?????) that i saw a while back and wanted to draw them in it #but i swear to god i CANNOT FUCKING FIND IT. i was literally knee deep in yuri and yaoi fanart for hours trying to find that god damn photo #but i dont even know who the characters were and pinterest just shows me bakugou and deku making out sloppy style whenever i try #so i gave up an tried drawing it from memory and cried the whole time. i hate anatomy.. but they look so happy so its fine #god whenever i see Lore or sweet little tidbits for these two i want to tear into something with my teeth and throw something /pos #i genuinely want to study these gay little renaissance dogs under a microscope #what fucks me up is the fact that we all know it ends horribly but u cant help loving them anyway.. they are so. incoherent hand gestures #my art #myart #others ocs #vasco #machete #vaschete #furry art #fur #anthro

[batmanisms]

after school ice cream run captured by one alfred pennyworth circa spring 2003

#they literally make me want to cry #how am i supposed to be normal when THEY EXIST #batman #robin #jason todd #red hood #dc #dc comics #batfam #batfamily #art #fanart #commissions open #tag as ship and i swear to fucking god i'll murder you

[spacebubblehomebase]

"A New Day Will Dawn."

-Said some guy named Luke probably.

Welcome to my #HHStargazersAU! Stay Tuned~♡? -Bubbly💙

#spacebubblearts #HHStargazersAU #hazbin hotel #chaggie #radioapple #lucifer x alastor #charlie x vaggie #queerplatonic #or not as long as you enjoy this really #hazbin alastor #lucifer morningstar #charlie morningstar #hazbin vaggie #human au #angel #demons #let me COOK #world building #hopefully this was worth it #if ya'll want more do please let me know #I need the motivation haha TvT #vaggie x charlie #alastor x lucifer #appleradio #duckydeer #duckiedeer #humor #mystery #we barely scratched the surface of this AU and I am gonna BURST if I don't share it with anyone else I swear to GOD- #You think you know what's gonna happen? Excuse me while I laugh behind your back for a second NO YOU DON'T XD

[candlebel]

🎶 Lights on, Keep them up or I'm gone 🎶

#I swear when I discovered this song a year ago I listened to it on loop for hours for several days. brain didn't want anything else haha <3 #I still hear it often I love that song ❤ #candlebell art #fan art #Sundrop #animation

[captorations]

i wrote a short taz/homestuck crossover back in 2018, just the IPRE crew running into Earth C, and obviously it’s not up to my current standards but i’m still not sure i’ll ever write a joke funnier than this one

right at the beginning:

and then, lup meeting terezi:

and finally, right at the end, having had a whole year to investigate:

#there was an alt version where lup replied with some absolutely godawful quirk #but i decided this was funnier #also i linked the fic in the replies if you want to read it #i swear this wasn’t me trying to like. self-advertise or whatever i was just thinking about this old joke #did Not expect the post to blow up like this #homestuck #the adventure zone