#I think about these pics about 3 times a week

[viennakarma]

hi! oh my gosh i loved wreck my plans, fernando is just chef’s kiss because that man was sooo patient he deserved that happy ending

even if you don’t add anymore parts to that story, i just wanted to ask how you think it would be between reader and nando in the future. and if luna gets a new sibling ☺️

Hi there! Thank you so much, hun.

So, a few head canons about the life after, in wreck my plans:

- You went back to social media after a while, and the followers were surprisingly receptive to you. There, you shared small snippets of your life (nothing too personal), pics of you, of Luna, your pets and even pics of Fernando (but they didn't show his face or anything recognizable).

- You found out you were pregnant again a little bit before your 3 year anniversary with Fernando, so you decided to tell him about the baby with a cute little present (a box with a custom AM baby onesie, baby socks with the number 14 and the positive pregnancy test). You moved in together around that time (Luna also started picking up spanish because of the familiarity of living with Fernando).

- Luna took the news very well, you and Fernando were scared she wasn't going to like it, but she was very excited about a little sibling. And because of Luna, it didn't take long for her to tell her dad about it. Which resulted in a frantic call you got from your Lewis late at night asking if it was true, he went ballistic once you confirmed and before he could do anything, you hung up on him.

- Only two weeks later, a paparazzi posted pictures he took of you, Luna and Fernando walking around in his hometown. It sent the world into a frenzy. You calmed down an angry Fernando telling him it was a coincidence, but deep down you knew it wasn't. Luckily, your pregnancy wasn't showing at that time, so no one noticed.

- You sent Lewis a big rant via text, and all the screenshots of the texts the woman who he cheated on you with sent you when you were pregnant with Luna. Then you blocked him before he could reply. There was a big wave of hatred towards you when the news came out, not only on social media, but also in general media outlets.

- Only a couple of days later, Lewis was questioned about your (now public) relationship with one of his rivals. Surprisingly, he said you were a single woman and he just wanted you to be happy. He also held himself accountable and came clean about the cheating that caused your relationship to end.

- Fernando wanted to retire immediately after finding out you were pregnant, but you convinced him to think better and at least finish the current season in Formula One. When the season ended, you were around five months pregnant.

- You went to the last race of that season with Fernando, a pretty dress that clung to your body as you proudly showed the baby bump and a jacket with a big 14 on the back. That was his last race before retirement and there was a small symbolic ceremony to celebrate his career.

- Fernando and Luna got a great relationship, and she even asked him to take her karting in his track frquently. She enjoyed time with him, and Fernando always respected his role as a step father. Eventually, after her brother, Vicenzo, was born, she started calling Fernando "Papá Nano" because her brother called him "Papá". (There was a long conversation with Lewis about his opinion on the matter, and after some discussion, he said Luna could call Fernando that as long as Lewis kept being the only Dad/Daddy)

- You and Lewis manage to get a good, respectable relationship for the sake of Luna. You never found out if he was the one who leaked your relationship with Fernando (and you never cared to ask).

- You and Fernando got married in a little intimate wedding ceremony on the beach, just the closest family and friends. Vicenzo was 2 and Luna was 7 when the wedding happened. You got pregnant again by accident after the honeymoon.

IDK I JUST THINK ABOUT AN OVERALL HAPPY ENDING BECAUSE READER DESERVES IT.

#f1 fanfic #fic talk #f1 x reader #ask rae #f1 imagine #f1 fic #fernando alonso x you #fernando alonso x reader

[kangals]

what does the grooming process look like for stellina and kep?

my 'process" for grooming is very much what i would call 'poor man's dog training':

get a silicone lick-mat

apply peanut butter very generously

slap that bad boy onto the front of the fridge/kitchen appliances at dog eye-level

groom while they're distracted

i start this process day 1 as puppies and continue it through their whole lives. should i actually be putting in the effort to actually train them to stand still and quietly for grooming without the need for food distraction? yes. do i? no i'm lazy.

or if you're asking about like, what grooming i'm actually doing:

hair: i do an all-over brush at least once a week (should do twice but again, lazy and not needed). takes like 20-30 mins. my 'schedule' for brushing is basically this:

red areas (behind ears, arm/legpits) are high-friction and very prone to matting. these you have to brush out at least once a week, no exceptions, or you will get mats. this is also very sensitive skin so it's good to desensitize them to brushing as much as you can.

yellow areas should be brushed at least once weekly to comb out any tangles and debris, but are less prone to matting.

and then the rest of them i'll brush through but that's about it, that part pretty much never tangles.

i normally just use a pin brush and slicker brush, and a metal comb for the yellow/red areas. sometimes an undercoat rake if they're very sheddy.

collies are 'dry' dogs - they don't really drool, and they don't have the oily waterproof coat that breeds like a lab or hound does, so they're naturally low-odor without much of a 'doggy' smell. i'll bathe every 4-8 weeks depending on what the weather's like and if their skin seems like it's getting cruddy. 2-3 times a year i'll take them to a groomer to have them do a 'deshed' treatment where they really blow out the undercoat, because this makes a huge difference in keeping them comfortable in the heat, and in how much hair i have to vacuum.

for stellina i've also been getting an outline trim (shortening up the yellow areas on the pic with long feathering) in spring and fall, it just keeps things cleaner and it makes a huge difference in the amount of time i have to spend brushing.

feet: i dremel nails every week, same PB-mat method as with brushing. every week is probably overkill but i think it's good desensitization and also i hate long nails on dogs so i'm a bit anal about it. collies tend to get long hair on the feet/between the pads, some people like the 'grinch feet' look but personally i fucking hate it so every 4-6 weeks i just take round-tip scissors and clean them up.

other: the rest i do as needed, e.g. if i see any wax/debris in the ears i'll do a clean with OTC ear cleaner and a cotton ball. one of stellina's eyes tends to be teary, so about once a week i take a warm washcloth and wipe them down to prevent tear stains. and then i vacuum my house weekly, sometimes every 2 weeks if it's not too bad.

honestly i'm writing a lot but what i've listed here is way less than 1 hour a week on average, collies IMO are not particularly high-grooming needs dogs (compared to, say, a doodle or OES that needs daily brushing and regular professional grooming). i find the grooming and hair totally manageable. i honestly prefer dealing with long hair because it tends to clump together on the ground, rather than short hairs that fly and scatter into everything. people tend to see roughs and go 'oh no way too much hair' but like, it is super manageable as long as you've got half an hour at some point each week to brush your dog. i'm very obsessive about my pets being 'neat' and i do fine.

sorry for the incredibly overly-long answer to your very simple ask lmao

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[are-we-really-doing-this]

*distant sobbing*

It should’ve been me…

#I think about these pics about 3 times a week #and am immediately filled with innumerable amounts of jealousy #I just #I just wanna suck his dick so bad #while he’s all drunk and shit totally unbothered about what he’s doing or what he sounds like #also. #hands. #samoa joe

[old-stoneface]

assorted baldur's gay 3 sketches. im finally drawing my tav vanni LOL

#i have been thinking about the phrase 'tadpole pocky game' for like two weeks straight btw. #the lyrics on the bw pic are from home with you by fka twigs jsyk. kind of a gay ass song for them #my art #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #bloodweave #astarion x tav #this was a scheduled post. at the time that you are seeing it being posted i am currently on an airplane

[httpiastri]

🥺🥺🥺🥺

#former fda besties #pls anytime i see an interaction between these two i get so happy #and hey there paul 🤭🤭 #love love love all pics of them together from this week #thanks prema admins & karl <3 #also…… i think there’s something about the macau air because like #this week is the first time ever i’ve looked at dino and thought ‘oh he’s kinda hot’ #to me he’s always just had the cute little swedish younger brother aura #but oh wow #happy he did well in quali <3 sad about paul but welp #anything can happen as we’re all aware #f1 #f2 #f3 #indycar #dino beganovic #marcus armstrong #macau grand prix

[hitorimaron]

bonus:

#alien stage #alnst #ivantill #MY ARTSIES #i have been in this fandom for like a week #a week #i dont think ive ever drew anything this quickly #its the feels you see #it warrants this kind of effort okay #of course i need to draw three different versions of the same image #essentially it's just ivan covering till's eye TIMES THREE #i just #it's literally like those 3+1 fics but in a pic form #you guys i am this close to writing a fic about these two doomed boys #somebody please stop me before i devote the rest of my year to this ok #i don't even

[jula483]

Y'ALL. this pic is from yesterday

#rhett and link #matching #instagram story #SCREAMING AND CRYING #first of all #link's hair is SO SHORT #wtf #the sides are so short you can see his whole ear #and even the mullet is not so mullety anymore #link whyyy #i'm gonna need 1 to 3 business days to get used to it #okay i'm back to normal lol #ohhh also link's new glasses? i think i like them but they still feel too big for his face #and his tattoo is filled in!! #anyway gonna shut up about link now #they both look so good ahhhh #i just can't wait for gme next week and to stare at them in real time #btw it's one of the interns pic i think they had a last day of summer intership this week #my post

[johndonneswife]

speaking of spn. i have been soooo sad for years bc i deleted my old tumblr and that’s where i met ayesha (tragic) 😓 and i have not been able to get into the email account i made specifically for that tumblr - forgot my password, didn’t have any security questions or my phone number or another email linked to it - anyway, google was just like ‘lol make another email! it’s free!’ and i was so annoyed about it. for years. but i woke up at like 3 am the other night and suddenly remembered my password!!!? and i had email notifs on for everything so i literally have every message ayesha ever sent me and every time she replied to one of my old posts saved now 🫂 and i have the first message she ever sent me!!! we also met a long time ago before tumblr even had DMs ok like you don’t understand

#ayesha when i told her: why does that matter when i have most stuff on my blog anyway lol #becauseeeee the ask box messages!!! the responses to my text posts!!! a #the ask message ayesha sent me on my 22nd bday was so cute #and her pfp at the time was a louis pic #i had no fucking idea who that was in 2015 ok 😭 but it’s even cuter to me now #but also i’m mortified by how embarrassing i used to be bye #i was literally drunk blogging about spn like 5 nights a week guys like i would just get blackout drunk and go blog… #it was truly my favorite thing to do in the entire world? take 8 shots and blog about spn? WHY #text #this one email i found where ayesha said her top 3 fandoms were shameless ONE DIRECTION and supernatural lolol #i think i drunk hate-blogged about s.e. hinton more than once. i have so many messages about her specifically lmao…

[magentagalaxies]

went to toronto again for new years weekend and spent pretty much the entire time hanging out with paul bellini which included us rewatching a bunch of episodes from kith s4 during dinner on new years eve. and y'know the second best thing about watching kids in the hall with paul bellini is getting to hear a bunch of behind-the-scenes backstory about the inspiration for sketches, previous versions that never saw the light of day, , etc. but the actual best thing about watching kids in the hall with paul bellini is when an entire sketch will play without comment and at the very end he goes "the fuck was that?"

#i already sent a similar thing to the kith discord like right after this happened but i can't stop thinking about it that was so funny #the specific sketch he was reacting to was mark's monologue about having no sex appeal #(paul had completely forgotten that one bc he didn't write it and he wasn't even there the day it was filmed) #we were specifically watching s4 bc he's seen seasons 1-3 fairly recently but s4 he's less familiar with #partially bc he and scott spent so much of the year working on chalet 2000 #but yeah i'll do a full end of the year post as soon as i get the rest of the pics from hanging out at bellini's apartment on new years eve #but yeah this weekend was so fucking good. like we've really come full circle #from the days when i'd joke on here that ''paul bellini is my bestie'' bc he replied to my comment once #bc now i genuinely consider him one of my closest friends and it seems like he sees me that way too #like just the fact that we were hanging out all day both days i was in town even if it was just like running errands together #and any time someone called him he'd make sure to mention ''jessamine's here!'' and he sounded so happy about that #and we watched the video of my standup final together which i used to cringe at just bc i low key bombed in front of the second audience #like i think the performance itself was great the audience just wasn't giving me any reaction #but even tho paul had clearly watched that video multiple times he was still laughing at a lot of it #and making sure to note whenever he genuinely thought i had a great joke which was often #so now i have a completely different association with that set bc i got to see bellini enjoy it #i don't have a specific favorite kith member (i know it seems like it's obviously scott but i love them all for different reasons) #and it's also complicated by knowing some of them irl bc my relationship to each of them is so different and great in their own ways #but yeah there's something so special about my friendship with bellini #i'm so excited to move to toronto full time next year bc i already know i'm probably coming over to paul's for dinner at least once a week

[coollyinterferes]

//pov ur about to get mugged

#[*al//as/ka's vc: hiiiii~] #[the speeb figure is so precious in pics AND in real life i swear] #[just seeing him sitting on his gay ass right next to my laptop gives me so much serotonin <3 <3] #[if you're planning to order his figure. yes!! i 10000% recommend it!!! the re-release is coming out later this year i think!!] #[anywaysss. this week has been absolute hell but on the bright side i managed to get a bunch of replies (almost) done] #[i kinda want to make a mo/the/r's day post covering some hcs about jona's and speeb's moms but idk if i'll be able to] #[bc of the teehee emotional baggage ;v; ] #[we'll see i guess] #[hope everyone's having a nice day/night! <3] #[and happy mo/the/r's day to everyone who celebrates!] #[also. pic edit is not mine. i snatched it from twitter a long time ago i think???] #;speedwagon withdraws coolly

[missingn000]

#ok. going to bed soon BUT. some final thoughts #gonna be writing most of tmr because i want 36 done THIS WEEK i am as done with long chapter wait times as yall are. if not more #whole thing is oulined it just needs to exist and umm considering the next 1-3 weeks will be some of the most stressful in my life #i need a distraction!!! thank you tpg #but unrelated. to anyonewho also watches mandalorian who follows me. #i need to write a oneshot exploring existentialist and mortality themes. i need to #because umm just saying grogu is going to outlive his found family father by 800+ years #all of which will be spent without him...nothing left but memories. how do you deal with that #'we all love things knowing we will lose them someday.' Ok #i'll do it when s3 rolls around in march #anyway #uraume pic because im love them & thinking very hard lately about the only established relationship in tpg #GOOD NIGHT #tpg

[kittycatcock]

ohhhh is that the rule, huh? we're supposed to he letting you know when we get off to your pictures? well i guess i've got some catching up to do then. how convenient that there seems to be a new tag which will no doubt prove very helpful.......

mmmhm that's the rule >///< ull just have to do all that jacking it to me again and tell me this time so it counts this time towards ur kitty rewards hehe. good thing there's a CONVENIENT TAG TO LOOK AT ALL OF THE PICTURE OF MY MOSTLY NAKED BODY HASHTAG "KITTY PIX :3"

#5 times u get a pic back #10 times u get a vid #20 times u get an audio of me saying i love u for an hour straight with moans interspersed (bc im jacking off) #if u get off to me every day for a week and u bring in ur punchcard u deserve my full devotion and service 0w0 #not a joke btw #u think it would lie about this? #kitty pix :3 #GET JACKING SOLDIER #kittys mewsings :3

[froghwon]

im obsessed with painting nails again :p

#rambling #no on one here knows probably #but i was OBSESSED with painting my nails in highschool #im talking proper nail art #i'd change them every week :> #but then i stopped in college bc i had less free time #and i wasnt patient enough to do it anymore #but recently i've gotten into glue on nails #and i can get loads of blank fake nails for pretty cheap #and tons of stickers. and little metal charms and plastic flowers <3 #so i can paint them when i have time. and glue them on when i feel like wearing them <3 (which at this point is all the time kjdnfkjnsdf) #like for the past month i've changed my nails every week #with maybe a few days in between where i just done wear any :P #and im LIVING!!! <333 #i get to be creative again with my little canvases <3 #between today and yesterday i painted 3 sets of nails 🤡 #i did a beach themed set today that im really excited to put on 😊 #i just bought a bunch of gel nail polishes. and im thinking about getting more ksdnjkds #i'll definitely be posting pics of my cute nails in the future so thats something everyones gonna have to deal with lmao

[songtwo]

this has been a really good year like despite my insanity its just been incredible and amazing and im literally so lucky<3

#one of my best friends made some collages w some pictures of all of us from this year and im tearing upppppppppp #pics at school parties clubs someones house another towns coffee shops 12 of barely fitting in a car etc and its so <3 #and like those arent even half of the times we were together and even if they were they would b enough #but theyre not like im going 2 scream its been a great year <3333 #and i mean those r moments w him . im not even talking about seeing the love of my life (damon) w my two best friends in the entire world #and the strokes w my dad! and that trip 2 the beach w my mom and grandma! #living by myself in the city again and i think ive grown as a person a lot this year #that and getting to know me even more and im my most authentic self so far <3333333 #like ive never been more true to myself than rn #and i love that im unapologetically myself and the entire world knows im obsessed w damon albarn and i dont care #and also being like . completely out makes m feel so good <3 #idk its been real nice #despite me needing a lobotomy every few weeks its overall been an awesome year #++++ finally realizing what it is i wld like 2 do........... life changing

[as-rare-as-trees]

Can't believe I keep getting good grades in piercing aftercare and healing, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve

#well actually it is possible to achieve #three out of three times I got a good grade #i keep being told that I did a great job with the cleaning and healing and the wound looks perfect <3 #i reached the peak today #i had to get my bridge piercing changed to one with a shorter bar seeing that it's been two weeks since I got it #and the guy was so enthusiastic he told me if I ever want to do a second bridge piercing he'll do it for free <3 #because it's a fun piercing to do and nobody asks to get that anymore AND because mine was healing perfectly #🥰 #guysssss #update #the piercer should NOT have mentioned the chance of getting a second bridge piercing #i've been thinking about it ever since because I was not interested in it prior to that #but fuck I edited a pic of my face to see what a double bridge piercing would look like on me and I REALLY like it #😭😭😭 #guess that this bitch will be back to get pierced after my next blood donation

[rosyblooom]

levi's jeans | ln4 smau

PAIRING: lando norris x fem quadrant!reader SUMMARY: y/n loves levi's jeans—it's all she wears, ever. so when lando has to draw her in a quadrant video, that's what he draws: levi's jeans. a bad attempt at flirting? maybe, but it gets the ball rolling. A/N: been listening to 'levii's jeans' 24/7 since the album dropped omg

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yourusername happy now??? i don't only wear levi's jeans see😌

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f1gossipofficial After two months of being spotted together numerous times in London and Monaco, and stirring up dating rumours, Lando Norris and fellow Quadrant member Y/N L/N were recently seen off the coast of Spain, soaking up the sun and looking pretty cosy.

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