#not a joke btw

[wizard0rb]

it’s crazy that the “russian tuant” is considered the Metal Gear Gay Moment when big boss and kaz have unambiguous onscreen gay sex in peacewalker

#not a joke btw

[kirby-the-gorb]

#kirby #daily kirby #my art #digital #hal laboratory #nintendo #my wife and my partner said I can go to the fancy korean bakery nearby and pick out lots of snacks #*and* it's right next to a taiwanese grocery store that probably has a lunar new year candy I've been idly looking for for like. 20 years. #not a joke btw #one year we celebrated lunar new year in school because blah blah white people school with like 2 chinese kids #it was meant as like a cultural exchange thing but it feels very tokenizing in retrospect #but Anyway #there was one specific sweet they brought that I've been wanting more of Ever Since and I'm pretty sure it was candied lotus seeds #but I only pinned that down for relative certain like. this month #and we mostly shop at american korean and japanese groceries #so I had one one time over 20 years ago #and haven't seen them since. #until jessica kellgren-fozard's recent video with her wife about lunar new year traditions #and I was like 'oh dang I probably can actually just look that up now huh' #cuz I remember the shape very distinctly #and I've been kind of looking for it since before I was on the internet lol #so it genuinely didn't occur to me that I might be able to look it up. #point being - a brief break in The Horrors for Snack Excitement :)

[faeriemarie]

NO I WANT TO SHIFT TO AN IMPROVED CR BUT I DON’T BECAUSE I DON’T WANNA LIVE EVERYTHING OVER AGAIN BUT ALSO I DO WANT TO LIVE EVERYTHING OVER AGAIN AND IT’S KILLING ME TO DECIDE PLEASE SOMEONE ELSE DECIDE FOR ME

#not a joke btw #reality shifting #shiftblr #shifting #subliminals #desired reality #manifesting #manifestation #shifting realities #reality shift #shifting community

[tothechaos]

being a regular at a place is awesome. im going to abba night with the lady who runs my favorite boba place

#not a joke btw

[bugharvest]

😓yeah,,,

#art #illustration #artists on tumblr #fandom #hazbin alastor #alastor #trans headcanon #nifty hazbin hotel #comic art #crack #not a joke btw #i'm deadass #alastor the radio demon #Ha #hazbin fandom

[anglerflsh]

Banned me from monastery movie night because I suggested Pan's Labyrinth as "a children's horror movie my father made me watch when I was seven"

#[.txt] #not a joke btw

[erinsintra]

every time i get an audio question wrong on my language course I feel like a stupid loser who can't do anything right. then I go outside and talk to people and after asking them to repeat what they said three times I realise I just have really shitty ears

#not a joke btw #i dont know the lyrics of half of my favourite songs #bcuz if i cant read the lyrics i rarely ever understand them #fypツ #fyp #memes #tumblr fyp #explorepage #explore #funny #hilarious #fypage #foryou #meme #dumb shit #shitpost #shitposting

[frogwhomp]

10% discount on my shop if you use code DEEZNUTS by september 30th ^_^

#promp #merch #not a joke btw

[klapollo]

getting intermittent heart flutters for days and at the gym my heart was pounding so fast i felt like i was gonna faint. maybe this thing where i drink a cold brew and half an energy drink and half a pot of coffee every day isnt smart

#not a joke btw

[fuckmaster-unlimited]

uh. um. uhhhhh whats ur favorite smell

ooooo that’s really hard… this maybe sounds odd but i really like the smell of fresh fish :3

#not a joke btw #gender-void-partially-stars #asks

[ferrets-are-noodle-cats]

when i was younger my mom banned me from watching adventure time because she thought it was porn

#adventure time #childhood stories #not a joke btw

[futuresafe]

you can tell a lot about what kind of person a destiny player is based entirely on their opinion of osiris tbh

#my posts #not a joke btw #every single weirdo and/or bigot HATES osiris #not just a general dislike of him but straight up DESPISES him #it's a genuine red flag if someone hates osiris it's so crazy #mara also but mara discourse is all the same and osiris discourse gets fucking insane and crazy

[talesfromthecrypts]

could i request a gifset of keir dullea in bunny lake is missing please?

Always willing to fulfill requests of hot talented people for the people of tumblr dot com. Here you are!

#anonymous #not a joke btw #i love to gif hot people #we love giffing hot people! #the inbox is always open for hot people requests

[sol-shines]

at my mandatory weekly fundie cult meeting being asked to join an mlm,,, you CANNOT make this shit up bro 😭

#NOT a joke btw #my life is beyond satire at this point 💀 #exvangelical #sol speaks

[apples-of-apples]

Spent an hour and a half under my bed doing nothing

I’ve never felt more replenished in my life

#not a joke btw

[cosmosees]

^ he knows cia torture tactics

#cosmo.txt #not a joke btw