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this is by far my favourite bongo image. the slurperrrr

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hiring a wizard to break whatever curse is holding henry kissingers shitty body together and laughing with childish glee as he instantly collapses into individual limbs like a lego character

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HELP

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dont forget to do your daily clicks at arab.org, please!!

link for clicks

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there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever

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happy birthday neil!!!

Lyrics:

Two trucks, two trucks havin' TRUCKS.

SEX TRUCKS

Two trucks. My muscles, are TRUCKS.

Two trucks having se-

My muscles, my muscles. My muscles, SEX.

TWO PICKUP TRUUUCKS, MAKIN' SEX. AMERICAN MADE, SEX.

TWO BEAUTIFUL (BWOAAW) MUUM SHEESH

CRY

SEX SEX, SEXING SEX. (owo) SEX TRUCKS SEXING TRUCKS (oh yes)

My muscle- (augh) INVOLUNTARILY SEX (HUAHG)

TRUCKS, TRUCKING TRUCKS. (oh yes)

Two trucks. (yes)

My muscles, my muscles, EXPAND

EEEEEEEEEEE

RIGHT BY MY SIDE, THERE'S ZEEZ. AND ROBERT ZEEZ; FROM MANIAC COCK

3 3 and 3!

THIS BARBEQUE COULD BARBEQUE YOUR KNEES!

AND SO COULD THESE

TWO TRUCKS

*rapid spitting and beatbox solo*

TWO TRUCKS, HANDS.

TWO TRUCKS, HANDS.

THE PASH- THE PASH-

IS MORE THAN I CAN WITHSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TWO TRUCKS

TWO TRUCKS

THE PASSION, THE PASSION.

MY BIG FAT HEART EEUghhhPAAAAAAA-

TWO PICKUP TRUCKS, ONE CYLINDER BLOCK.

CRUSH MAH BOHDAYY, LIKE A COCK.

So beautiful!

NO STARS TONIGHT JUST STARS

EEEE-

THE FOUNDING FATHERS COCK

TWO TRUCKS HAVING TRUCKS. (yeas-)

TWO TRUCKS- (oh y-)

MY MUSCLES, (EAUGH-) MY TRUCKS. INVOLUNTARILY FUCK

TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEEEEEEX.

TWO TRUCKS HAVING SE-

MY MUSCLES, (oooh) MY MUSCLES, (OOOH)

INVOLUNTARILY-

*clap clap*

*clap clap*

YEAAA HEE HEAAA HEEEE YEAAAH- *loud thud*

*Lemon Demon - Jaws starts playing*

TWO TRUUUUU- (having sex)

TRO TRuuuuuCKS (having sex)

TWO SEX (sexing sex sexing sex sexing sex)

TWWOOO TRUCKKS (sexing sex)

TWWOOOOO TRUUCKS (sexing sex)

TWOOOOOOOO TRUUUUUCKS (sexing se-

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punxsutawney phil is easily the most celebrated american to ever live despite having notably put that weatherman in the hell loop for around 33 years. we have to deplatform this marmot

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im fucking losing it

#they dont even know chucklefuck is divorced

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flush your underwear down the toilet.

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hey girl uhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhh u

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#i was gonna say flight but shapeshifting can get you wings so ykw yeah

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Pray for everyone in rafah there's heavy bombing right now there. I can't sleep thinking of my family 😭

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If I ask nicely who will rb this telling me what is the last song u listened to 🥺

#it was a reimagining of undertales spider dance as a vocaloid song. like not just spider dance with lyrics i Mean reimagining

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antique stuffed black lamb plush

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Biden better plant some votes if he wants that election bc I don’t see it for that hoe at all….. he better go to them Illuminati meetings and pop some pussy otherwise it’s curtains for grandpa