#first of all

[tekitothemagpie]

#ppl who hate nami bc shes mean #first of all #shes not #second of all #yall hate to see her win frfr #one piece #nami #cat burglar nami

[midnight-vixn]

Imagine meeting your favorite demon brother, getting to know him, developing a massive crush on them and the two of you eventually start talking/dating.

When you first met him your impression was “this dude fucks” but the more you talk to him you start to wonder “wait…has…has he ever actually fucked???” The way he blushes and gives this nervous laugh when you make inappropriate jokes and how he seems so much more shy and innocent than you ever pictured a demon being makes you start to think he really is a virgin.

Then eventually a conversation one day reveals that no, he is not a virgin actually, but he’s so fucking intimidated by your beauty, personality and sheer aura that you make him feel like a virgin. Constantly second guessing himself and not knowing how to handle such an amazing creature. If he thinks too long about how this little human has absolutely broken him, brought him to his knees and made him want to worship them??? He becomes an absolute blushing mess.

The thought of just holding your hand and kissing you makes him uncontrollably horny, and the thought of actually getting to fuck you sends him over the edge every single time.

Congratulations! You may not have felt like the most stunning person in the human realm, but down here you’ve managed to take a demon fuck boy and turn him into a puddle who dreams nightly of you, all without lifting a finger.

#obey me smut #obey me #omswd #obey me nightbringer #obey me mammon smut #obey me lucifer smut #obey me beelzebub smut #obey me leviathan smut #obey me satan smut #obey me asmo smut #obey me belphegor smut #have this silly thing I just thought about #back to plague you with my thots #both wholesome and sinful #dear god if I get one more comment going #lol I thought this was about real brothers #first of all #I fixed it so stop

[sugarsmosh]

#smosh #first of all #they look so good #secondly #my heart is warmed #😭💞 #and happy belated mr topp ‼️ #damien haas #shayne topp #shaymien

[highttowers]

i was expecting a full course meal. foolishly. they gave me a SINGLE crumb.

you are fooling no one you silly old man

we know who you are.

#i’m not ready #i’m not ready for the tiktok alt bitches to be like “omg he’s so lana del rey coded #FIRST OF ALL #no he’s not. #he’s bitch by allie x #SECOND OF ALL #back off bitch we were here first #william afton #fnaf #springtrap #five night’s at freddy’s #five night’s at freddy’s movie #fnaf movie

[king-of-the-birds]

"I’m not sure I do feel I belong to myself. There are two sides to me. (...) I’m very conscious of my duality in lots of ways, sort of like a split personality. I’m always conscious of that debate between the two selves. Like black/white, day/night, dull/bright." - Paul [Guardian, 2001]

"I'm trying for music that isn't too romantic, yet contains a romantic thing. I personally don't like things to be too cute - except babies. My music comes off best, I think, when there's hard and soft together." - Paul [1971]

"When you’re a kid you think things will be straightforward, but when you’re older and you’ve experienced more, you realise it’s an everlasting war between good and bad." - Paul in The Lyrics

The other me would rather be the glad one The other me would rather play the fool But I want to be the kind of me That doesn't let you down as a rule "The Other Me" [written in 1982]

Paul has an artistic side that isn't level-headed, and I like that. Most of his down-to-earthiness comes from living with a good family. He was taught good values. His inner talent is just there. He also has his mad side, but he saves it for home. His mind is amazing. Although his roots are earthy, he's up in the sky on other things. - Linda [1989]

“Paul is like a beautiful two-headed monster." - Donovan [Mojo interview, 2008]

"I mean I love the idea that there are two people in my head. Well, at least two."  - Paul in The Lyrics

Self portrait by Paul McCartney

#first of all #what a marvellous portrait #mirrored face #(was a mirror image his reference?) #the background highlighting the two faces that are melting together so beautifully #i could stare at this forever #.• #: the artist #z

[mw-draws]

I love that crowleys idea of "running a bookshop" is cutting about just ??? carrying books and suddenly when something comes up, you just launch them

#first of all #he cuts about without his coat on which brings up so many emtions #second of all #both times we see him in the bookshop hes literally just carrying books for ??? no reason??? #i love him for it #like crowley why are you csrrying they books #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens #good omens spoilers #good omens season 2 #crowley #crowley good omens #innefable husbands #aziraphale #aziracrow

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

Sorry but i will NEVER belive that in the secret mated au Spider gets kidnapped by the RDA.

For me when Lo'ak calls Jake telling him what and who they found Neteyam doesn't wait a single moment.

Lo'ak: "Me, Spider, K-"

Neteyam: "Lo'ak i swear that if Spider gets hurt in any single and possible way, if only an hair is being pull out of him. I will beat the crap out of you"

(I like to think Neteyam is protective of Spider, I will die on this road)

So then Neteyam says to his parents he knows a shortcut, and they practically have to beg him to go slower because their ikrans are almost giving in from fatigue.

Neteyam growls at them, and then say a low apology remebering that those are his parents.

They arrive, he jumps off his ikran, and he founds the others in no time, his parents behind him.

Then bla bla bla fight and bla bla bla

Neteyam during the fight grabs Spider and Tuk and he runs with them were they put the ikrans.

"Tuk you ok?" He asks first and Tuk who is shaken nods and she hugs him tightly.

"Spider are you ok?" Neteyam asks and Spider nods before hugging him tightly too.

"I was so scared i thought- i don't even wanna thought what i thought" Neteyam says

"Is alright dude, I'm okay" Spider reasume him.

"Oh mate, my dear mate" Neteyam says

That how the family finds out, them returning to the others and hearing Neteyam say 'mate' to Spider.

OR

Neteyam getting kidnapped with Spider because there is no way he leaves his mate behind.

I'm so sorry, I have many things to say about this.

FIRST OF ALL, killing myself at Spider calling Neteyam "dude" only for Neteyam to respond with "my dear mate." Like, the audacity. Neteyam's not even worried anymore he's simply like, doubling down on nicknames to combat DUDE. His family find out because he was pissed about being called dude. Now I simply have to headcanon that Spider is calling Neteyam the most platonic, dudebro names possible while Neteyam tries to call him sappier and grosser pet names.

Spider: Hey man, what's up?

Neteyam: Seriously? Hey gorgeous, how are you, BELOVED?

Spider: I'm doing great, thanks, my guy.

Neteyam: Great to hear, sweetness.

Spider: How about you...

Neteyam: Don't say it.

Spider: ...bro.

Neteyam: OH GOD.

Secondly, I still am of the hardcore nocorro mindset where Spider is Neteyam's place to be vulnerable and voice all of his fears and inadequacies. I don't vibe super hard with the idea of any of Spider's relationships being the na'vi character protecting him all the time, I don't think he would accept that. He can handle himself and he would hate being babied. Plus, the Sully's especially are so important to him because they treat him like an equal. So I guess I'm fighting you on this road?

That being said, I do find the idea of Neteyam hiding the fact that he's trying to protect Spider from him, so he's just secretly threatening Lo'ak all the time, whispered fights behind Spider's back or as soon as he leaves, like "that is my mate now not just your dumbass idiot best friend, stop trying to get him killed along with you." And Lo'ak's just threatening to tell Spider about it all the time.

Neteyam: don't bring Spider to that.

Lo'ak: oOH, I'M TELLING HIM YOU SAID THAT.

Neteym: WAIT-

Finally, I can see Spider getting kidnapped while they are secretly mated, just because Neteyam trusts his parents. The drama would be this might be the incident to break that unfailing trust. They are kids, and despite growing up in a battle, their parents are legends. I think it would be a big deal for Neteyam to have them not bring his mate back, even unintentionally. They're supposed to be the perfect people he's living up to, what the fuck is he doing if they can fail? Mental crisis.

Also Tuk on the back of the ikran as Spider and Neteyam reunite:

#Ok #first of all #bro #you've touched my dick too many times to call me that. #adorable little ficlet sorry i went off the rails about it #i'm always making shit serious in the end when it's not #you guys: isn't this idea funny and cute #me: but if we really think about it it might just be extremely devestating #neteyam sully #miles spider socorro #spider socorro #lo'ak sully #jake sully #kiri sully #neytiri sully #tuktirey sully #nocorro #avatar #avatar the way of water #james cameron avatar #also this whole ask reminded me of that quote from that hangster fic #nocorro oops we're mated #melissa's asks #melissa on avatar (cameron)

[druidberries]

an amazing end to an amazing party 🖤

previous // next

when Sophia came inside to get ready for bed, she saw the texts from Anthony...

#tjolgen1 #OKAY SO #first of all #MARRIEDDD #the reason they got married in the backyard in their SWIMSUITS #is bc these 2 are obsessed w each other #they want to be married NOW #but theyve wanted their wedding to be on spooky day #so they decided to get married surrounded by everyone on love day and then next spooky day they'll have a full on wedding <33 #also not that you can see but everyone was very happy #now mr anthony 🙄 #not that she knows this but he cheated on her so 🧍‍♀️ #ts4 #ts4 legacy #sims 4 #sims 4 legacy #tjolc #save: tjol #tjol: elowen stein #tjol: sebastian stein #tjol: raven stein #tjol: lucien stein #tjol: sophia brady #tjol: charlie clark #tjol: xylithe vega #tjol: anong jackson #tjol: hua li #tjol: marjan shabani

[erellenora]

Admiral Rampart is a bitch. That is all.

#star wars #bad batch season 2 #bad batch #the bad batch #how dare you #first of all

[animunee-ee]

¡This is not ship art. While I do like maeldris, this is strictly brotherly!

I've always liked the thought of zeldris missing estarossa in some way. Even tho we now in canon that he never even considered estarossa a brother, even before mael. I like to believe that he was just putting on a brave face and does care even if very little.

Let a person dream i suppose.

#this is my first animatic #and ive learned many things #first of all #your artstyle changes without you noticing #2. try and have some sound or music in the background next time por favor #3. the frames are hell on my computers storage #it was fun tho #I might get a tiktok for my art and just post it on there after #who knows #zeldris #estarossa #mael #nnt #sds #seven deadly sins #nanatsu no taizai #joni art

[brain-rot-central]

me: "Hey we should go start dinner." my brain: "Nah let's just fuck your shit up right quick."

#whoever asked me to start writing fluff/angst #first of all #how dare you?? #astarion angst #fanfic #writing

[gamerwoman3d]

Welp. It's been fun but I gotta go to horny jail for about the next thousand years or so. Holy fuck.

[Spicy/Explicit AND gifs AND gore under the cut 🔞]

Original video:

[And not to brag but yes I did get a flawless victory over him in that ridiculous Seasonal Tower in Invasions mode. Watch the whole thing if you want to find out how.]

Okay. It is horny hours.

They objectified the fuck outta this man in this fatality and honestly? Kudos.

This hit me in all the kinks at once. No trigger warnings past this point read at your own risk

On screen, the whole thing about Shang Tsung pouring pain-inducing liquid on Sub-Zero's chest reads like hot wax. It reads like overstimulation and forced climax. Omg his hips... the way Shang Tsung watches/monitors him almost gives the viewer permission and encouragement to do the same. It's as if Shang Tsung is telling us "I'm enjoying watching this man writhe and spurt and lose his mind. I'm enjoying it immensely, actually. There's no reason not to do so."

We get so many of Sub-Zero's expressions. That's the more intimate part - the part most often censored in any kind of porn is the man's face, as if it's illegal for them to display any kind of expressions. As if they might accidentally leak proof of an actual emotion, it is too taboo even in the realm of porn to show the guy's face. That's what makes this particular piece of art-violence unique: it's usually a woman cringing in fear and pain and dread at the brink of being devoured by a monster that is simultaneously a vagina dentata and also phallic. [See: Ripley, Aliens.]

So we get to see his face in part pain, part fear, part on the brink of death, all the way through a symbolic climax, until literally he's getting his mind blown. And it's kinda amazing.

As for the other kinks this scene is reminiscent of, I'm personally not a big fan of being tied down but exceptions can be made - I'm into it if he is. There's the dom/sub[-zero hah] element of Shang Tsung having autonomy while Sub-Zero can only watch and pray [he kinda mouths 'oh my god' - right? if you read lips, lmk]. Not into the power imbalance part but Shang Tsung's enjoyment of the situation itself is also kinda arousing.

The final bit is the blood/birth stuff. Skipping the mpreg stuff [Barbara Creed has all this covered in The Monstrous Femme, check it out from a library], the blood stuff is... well its a kink for some. For me there's only one week a month where seeing blood on his nose is acceptable 😝

And yea I'd still sit there if the enthusiasm was mutual. Damn snake beat me to it this time tho.

#mortal kombat #mk1 #mortal kombat 1 #sub zero #bi han #mk sub zero #mk shang tsung #Shang Tsung #bihan #subzero #sub zero mk1 #sub zero bi han #sub-zero #First of all #yikes. Secondly this is every scrap of Barbara Creed's arguments of the Monstrous Feminine rolled into one single fatality #like a loaded objectification burrito. Third #I've never seen all this horror executed on an objectified male form so perfectly #and major kudos to NRS on that one. Yes it's an Alien/Ripley reference throughout and I can write a whole paper on the similarities. #but more importantly hooollyy fuuuu do you see his hips #Symbolically though the spiky snake thing is both phallic [the last shot of it still standing out of his torso makes it even more phallic] #and it is also a vagina dentata symbol. And it sitting on his face like that had some dual meanings. One of which was someone at nrs may #have wanted to tie him down and sit on his face [thanks for your hard work nrs worker] and the other being the trope of “dick on the brain.

[psych-incorrectquotes]

Lassie: “First of all”, I say indignantly, with absolutely no idea where I’m going with this

Gus: “First of all”, I say with an immense amount of confidence and then immediately forget what I was about to say

Shawn: “First of all”, I say loudly, and leave it at that

#psych #incorrect quotes #shawn spencer #carlton lassiter #burton guster #first of all #they are a menace to society #second of all #i still love them

[lettingtimepass]

Who was it who said something to the effect of "Loki couldn't have the sun shine on him, so he sent it to shine on Mobius"?

#yeah I have a lot of questions #first of all #how dare you? #Loki #Lokius #Loki Show #Lokie Series #The sun will shine on us again #and I'm still waiting

[cementcornfield]

[Jerry Rice] said if he could have he would have dated you...

Joe will tell you, sometimes a receiver comes along that just... there's something easy about him...

#many many thoughts here #first of all #what was going on with jerry rice and joe montana 🤔 #second of all #joe's face journey throughout all of this #third the parallels!!! between the joe cools! and their WR1s!!!!! #and the chemistry between QBs and WR1s #and how we ALL know that it's romantic #anyway #joe burrow #joe montana #jerry rice #and also something i've really started realizing as i've started to further understand the game #the mind reading/chemistry thing is REAL #how difficult - how iMPOSSIBLE it is #for someone to throw a ball 50+ yards #and they know exactly where you'll be #you're exactly where they need you to be #the trust the connection #even when it's an unplanned route #like that's wild #football is wild.

[poemega]

There’s no known betrayal like what the Merlin account did to me with that stunt

#merlin #bbc merlin #betrayal #first of all #you think I don’t know where to stream merlin #second why post for the first time in 10 years #you’ve awakened a beast #merthur