#I swear this was funny in my head

[wolfgirl-valentine]

He only wanted a cute selfie for his phone wallpaper but his boyfriend has stars for eyes u_u

A little idea I wanted to do for a time but finally tried to draw, I really liked how it turned out! I originally wanted to make the last image more detailed but I can't get the expressions right, so…

#Dreamling #dream of the endless #hob gadling #hob x dream #the sandman netflix #my art #getting out of my confort zone again!! #dream x hob #I swear this was funny in my head #Hobs phone based on my own phone because I'm too tired to search for other references

[keistance]

me before dracula daily when the night nyquil spills out of my mouth: oh fuck

me after: mina adn her polycule would think i am like dracula

#im sick #dracula daily #mina murray #i swear this was funny in my head #autocorrect my new best friend #if this doesnt make any sense i blame the vile sickness upon me #jonathan harker #van helsing #john seward #arthur holmwood #quincy morris #kei talks

[glitchedcosmos]

Yeah he’s fine.

#this was so funny in my head #i giggled drawing this fr #he lost his emotional support boyfriend in one episode fr #guys I don’t think sonic is fine #lmao #sonic prime season 3 #sonic prime #sonic prime art #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #my art shit #sonadow prime #sonic prime spoilers #sonic #sonadow #sth #i thought sk many things after ep 1 was realeased and this was one of them #this is so funny to me I swear lol

[tagerrkix]

WHERE IS HE D:

(sorry for deleting and posting this again 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️ one tiny insignificant thing was bothering me and when I edited it it wouldn't show on reblogs and that kinda made me go 😠😠😠)

#HARRY NO #CROWLEY THIS ISNT FUNNY #CROWLEYYYYYYYY #this was hilarious in my head #it's even more hilarious now #don't worry Harry is safe #Crowley is just simply in the mood for giving his angel a teensy weensy heart attack #or maybe he's just processing the question #maybe he's trying to locate the rabbit by using his ✨snaky sense✨ #nahhh he knows where the rabbit is he's just messing around #(he had to watch Aziraphale practice his amazing magic tricks for the entire week leading up to this) #(can you blame him for doing some ✨magic tricks✨ of his own) #(he's a fast learner okay) #(he sure can make rabbits disappear) #(THE RABBIT IS FINE I SWEAR) #(YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME) #(WHEN HAVE I EVER LIED TO YOU) #(AM I NOT TRUSTWORTHY GUYS?????) #Crowley what do you mean “blelele” #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #harry the rabbit

[teaboot]

#Something something something #Fake It till you make it #I hate drawing horses #Doodleboot #I swear it was funny in my head #By the time I realized it wasn't I had already drawn a bike

[majimasleftasscheek]

💒 pt. 5

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#is picking ryuji to do it kinda random maybe but I have a funny joke I swear #it's prolly gonna only be funny in my head but I haven't bullied daigo in awhile so #yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #kiryu kazuma #nishikiyama akira #sawamura haruka #dojima daigo #mine yoshitaka #goda ryuji #my art

[king-crawler]

Does anyone else think it’s ironic that Turbo specializes in T-boning people

THATS LITERALLY HIS BRAND.

#?!?? HOWWWW #losing my mind more every day #I swear to god #ITS SO FUNNY #turbo #wreck it ralph #🐛VIRUS OFFERINGS #better than head-on-collision-tastic

[saltlog]

#※saltlog #-> au: scifi nonsense #-> something i can post but the minus is it's more au and i keep storing it in my head #-> VW upgrade angelina together and ww is going through an experience #-> oh my god I LEFT THE JOKE OUT.. i don't think.. summary WW is blinded by the lights/vash combo simply #-> i swear i try to make info graphic this is getting embarrassing when ppl ask me anything #-> i'm so used to just spouting nonsense to myself!! #-> pixeling was funny i left it for this

[onlyswan]

I have a question for in which jk. I wanna ask what is his favorite thing about oc

“want to know a secret…? come closer.” jungkook chuckles. “____ is my favorite person, right? so naturally, everything would be my favorite… hmm, yeah. that’s right- everything.”

he nods to himself, but then goes quiet for a moment.

he perks up. “although… baby!”

“what?!”

“come here!”

you pad across the other side of the apartment, still busy with smearing butter on your toast. you stand infront of his figure sitting on the couch, and you ask him without bothering to look. “what is it?”

he grins playfully. “i love you.”

the confession catches you by surprise, and he watches it happen— how your face lights up the same way the sun rises every morning. warm and kind and tender. your eyes become a little wider, but then you smile until it reaches them, and the corners crinkle in the cutest way possible.

“i love you, too.”

“are you seeing that? one of my favorite things.”

“huh?” you look over to the side he’s facing, eyebrows knitting in confusion. “are you talking to a ghost?!”

#okay i swear i’m trying to answer as short as possible but this idea was too funny in my head #ask the iw!couple <3 #jungkook fluff

[lively-run-away]

these drawings were done like a year and a half ago. like 2 month or so after the ultra deluxe version released. i was too busy doing assessments but i needed to draw him to cope with the work.

i kept thinking " ah i'll sketch it down and redraw a better version of these jokes" and then i never did so here you go. mostly just me making fun of the limitations that stanely must face as a little video game guy.

#tsp #the stanely parable #tspud #my art #the love walking drawing is still funny to me cos i drew that while waiting for a friend and when they saw i just drew that they said they #had the same exact quote happening in their head on their way to me #also yes i do have a theory/ interpretation that stanley can only truely speack through the visual text of Press this button to do this #when i get the energy i will make a post with all the evidence to prove that the press the button text prompt is stanely's real voice #within the game i am not too insane i swear #also i love the eating game it pissed off my friend when i was doing a play through with them #like the man's gotta eat bro! starving for 10 plus years!

[ducktales-and-ducks]

#ducktales #ducktales 2017 #dt 2017 #ducktales reboot #dt17 #meme #Huey duck #louie duck #dewey duck #webby vanderquack #I swear this looked way more funny in my head ><

[poopylumpkins]

Some more sillies—got lazy w/ the animation so I didnt color or add any bg 😝😝 thought the audio was so them coded

+ here’s a question, what are like some hc voices for Narilamb?

I think Mao Mao for Nari but idk abt Lamb, I think I don’t like the idea of them having an overtly feminine or masc voice, if that makes any sense, but I don’t have a good idea of what that voice would be ??

I think I said Raine Owl House to myself before. But tbh idkk

also

Cooking rn 🐑..

#animation #cult of the lamb #cotl #she ra and the princesses of power #aym and baal #AYM BAALIN !? #swear I thought I was so funny when that popped into my head on the drive #to uni #was listening to cotl soundtrack and their themes came up #narilamb #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #lambert #me with the scroinglys #never beating the furry allegations #irl saw me post this to my insta #and were like #ik what you are #love these guys #catradora #like—even tho Adora’s in the bg #It was take your friends and family and partners to the con day #nitw mae #spop catra #doodles #shitpost #shitpost doodles #my art #my animation #cotl fanart

[xxswagcorexx]

love reading swagdoons fics because it literally goes from "CAN'T STAND HIS FAKE ASS!!!" *one year later* "me and the love of my life"

#swagdoons #tw swearing #media.warning.swearing #like. #maybe one day the swagdoons ex's fic i have in my head will be real but #its so funny. how did we go from a crime lord playing russian roulette with his hostage #to domestic fluff soulmates that find each other in every universe #tw caps #media.warning.caps

[lurafita]

(Not) Fire Resistant

Alec: "I'm sorry, did you just say you are going to draw the fire into yourself to extinguish it?!" Magnus: "Don't worry, Alexander. I'm pretty fire resistant. Though I do feel like I'm forgetting something…" Alec: "That doesn't reassure me one bit." Magnus: "It will be fine, I promise." -does magic to suck up fire ; ends up completely naked- Magnus: "Oh, right! My clothes are not fire resistant. That's the thing I forgot." Alec: -verbal keyboard smash-

#magnus bane #alec lightwood #malec #shadowhunters tv #shadowhunters #malec headcanons #funny fun cracky thoughts #in my head Magnus is frequently naked #it's not my fault your honor #I swear I have the purest of intentions

[machiavellli]

Also if Morgan Elsbeth, who I highly doubt took STEM classes on Dathomir, can be a space engineer just because “duh logic” then nasa has to hire me.

#bro became an engineer overnight #I swear I’ll shut up about this show eventually #but this was funny in my head #she really said “logic” in the show!! #(I’m a literature major but how different could it be from witch craft) #Thrawn #tales of the empire #mitth'raw'nuruodo #grand admiral thrawn #morgan elsbeth #Star Wars

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

it would be really funny if ted's internal monologue actually has a lot of swearing he just almost never says any of it out loud bc like, he's a polite midwestern dad

#ted internally seeing rupert: oh not this fucking bastard again. jesus fucking christ i wish he'd fuck off. piece of shit. #ted externally: hey there rupert :) #ted lasso #i dont think this is canon btw i just think it would be very funny #ted when high as balls for real this time: HEY WHATS UP FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!! #the entire team: [WIDE EYED BONK EMOJI] #trent after a press conference in like s1: okay off the record i have to know. you say 'golly gosh' and 'gee willickers' just to fuck w/ us #right? those aren't real? like i understand you don't swear that tracks but you're fucking with us on the 'golly gosh' right? #ted looking both ways and leaning in: off the record? trent i swear all the fucking time in my head. and shit trent! #i've never said 'gee willickers' unironically in my whole goddamn life. but god isn't it funny to watch them buy it #and trents like (wide eyed with awe) why are you telling me this #and teds like (most cheerful smile) because no one will ever fuckin believe you :) #trent (somehow more attracted to ted than he's ever been): .....ᵒʰ