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canisalbus · 3 months
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Does the latest nosebleed artwork imply that Machete sleeps entirely under the sheets? Cat ass behavior
Not all the time, but you could call him a burrowing and heat seeking type for sure.
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saltpepperbeard · 6 months
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david. *crawling through his window* david. the fact that ed and stede have both experienced harmful effects from monotony/having to live the same existence day after day after day is going to be a significant plot point/source of emotional conflict in the third season isn't it. david. that's why mary gave that whole speech to ed and stede isn't it. david. stede was so depressed having to go through the motions, and ed was so depressed having to do the same, so the idea of that happening to their relationship is probably going to be a terrifying concept for both of them. david. david can you hear me—
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twinkodium · 8 months
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[CAR CRASH] [BUILDINGS FALLING] “GOOD GOD” [EXPLOSION] [BABY CRYING] "WAH" "WAA" [YELLING] “SHUT THAT DAMN BABY UP” [SIRENS] WEEE WOOO WEEE WOO [HELICOPTER AND NEWS TRUCKS] “WE’RE REPORTING LIVE FROM THE SCENE-“ [BANG] [LOUD COMMOTION] "MY LEG…MY LEG!!!"
GIGGLING KICKING MY FEET AND GRINNING LIKE AN IDIOT 😩
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saym0-0 · 2 months
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errmm :/
drawing tmagp gerry but i was never a tma girly so idk how to draw him lol
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the-woman-upstairs · 10 months
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Will never get over Benji’s stellar character development. Goes from “I can’t help someone who’s on Interpol’s Most Wanted” to “I’m in the field now because of you” to “I couldn’t bear it if you left me again and you need me” to “I trust (love) you completely and extend that trust to the people you bring into the fold.”
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rotzaprachim · 7 months
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one of the most bitter ironies from a certain flavour of western (usually American, British, French) leftist who’se decided to comment on the Jews Writ large and just suggest that Israelis ought to have just gone back to where they come from if they didn’t want to be murdered is that the US, UK, and France been hugely culpable in forcing massive numbers of Jews, along with other middle eastern refugees, from their homelands through colonialism and interventionist and destabilizing policies in Iran, Afghanistan , Algeria, Lebanon, Yemen, and so forth. It’s downright ghoulish to refuse to wrestle with the history behind why the vast majority of the worlds’ middle eastern Jews live in the state of Israel when YOU, as the major colonial powers of the region, are culpable for it
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astraldrake · 8 months
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revisiting an old armor design and experimenting with text
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fisheito · 3 months
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this made me laugh so hard . eiden's asshole getting torn asunder and i'm laughing
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age-of-moonknight · 5 months
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“Vengeance Never Dies,” Moon Knight: City of the Dead (Vol. 1/2023), #5.
Writer: David Pepose; Penciler: Marcelo Ferreira; Inker: Jay Leisten; Colorist: Rachelle Rosenberg; Letterer: Cory Petit
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Saw/shared a post that mentioned 'youtube grammar' yesterday and I checked the tag and
Its basically the thing where people mishear words or phrases and then say it wrong. Some examples are
'manner of fact' instead of 'matter of fact', 'eck cetera' instead of 'et cetera' 'I could care less' v 'I couldn't care less'
And the poster blamed this on lowered education standards, lack of education, and basically people not learning grammar rules and not being able to break down what language a word is from to figure out pronounciation. Im not saying thats wrong, I dont know.
But I also have a running joke/recognition with friends who are bilingual or speak multiple languages, about how sounds get mixed up your head, and sometimes you'll even think of the right word but your muscle memory will write or type another. The example that started the conversation in earnest was me spelling the word 'pneumonic' instead of 'mnemonic'. (If you're going ooh this is his tumblr, hi! :D).
In a comment I was just writing, I wrote think instead of thing. I knew the word I wanted was thing, its the word I thought, its not the word I typed.
Also today I wrote 'mood' instead 'move'.
Its not a lack of education, or a misunderstanding of grammar, or mislearing a phrase. My fingers just mess it up sometimes, because somehow the link between thought and typing has to do with the sounds, not the root or the spelling or possibly even the language. Because, pneumonic.
I dont know if this holds the same with the spoken word, I dont know what those pathways are, and to begin with Im neither a linguist nor neurologist. Im just noticing patterns with myself and my friends.
If anyone does know facts or science about this, please do chime in!
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stergeon · 30 days
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say it
Byleth makes Edelgard say swear words.
(~350 words; too stupid to post on ao3)
“‘Shit.’”
“Grotesque.”
“Give it a try.”
“… Shit.”
“Very good. ‘Ass.’”
“That one is easier. I’ve said it before.”
“Then why don’t you say it now?”
“I… er…”
“If it’s so easy, then do it.”
“… Ass.”
“Excellent.”
“Don’t mock me.”
“How about this one? ‘Cunt.’”
“Wh—I actually, um, don’t know what that means.”
“You don’t know ‘cunt’?”
“I don’t know what to tell you, Byleth, it’s simply not in my lexicon.”
“It means va—”
“All right, I understand. The gesture was absolutely unnecessary. I’m astounded at how many words there seem to be for the same thing.”
“If you think that’s bad, you won’t believe how many there are for pe—”
“Well, this has been a fun exercise and hopefully a source of great amusement to you, but I think I’m finished.”
“Wait, wait.”
“No.”
“One more, one more.”
“Mm, no. I don’t think so.”
“Please?”
“… You know it’s not fair of you to give me those eyes.”
“Is that a yes?”
“All right. All right. One more.”
“Yesssss. ‘Fuck.’”
“Byleth!”
“What?! You said one more, and that’s the one to say.”
“I’m—I am not—”
“Please?”
“You can’t pull the same maneuver twice in a minute and expect to succeed. That’s poor strategy.”
“Is it working?”
“… Regrettably, it is.”
“Then it seems like a good strategy to me. Just say it. ‘Fuck.’ It’s easy.”
“It most certainly is not!”
“Try it. Say ‘fuck.’”
“… Fuck.”
“Oh, that’s rich. That’s very good.”
“Are you quite satisfied?”
“Nearly. Now use it in a sentence.”
“Byleth.”
“I’ll give you one. It’ll be easy.”
“I did not—and do not—agree to this!”
“Just repeat after me.”
“No!”
“Say, ‘Byleth, I want you to fuck me.’”
“… Oh.”
“Go on, El. You can do it.”
“… Byleth, I…”
“Keep going.”
“Byleth, I-I want you to… f-fuck me.”
“Good girl. Wasn’t so hard, was it?”
“Less than I—ah—thought it would be.”
“Mm. Well, you’ve certainly earned a reward, haven’t you?”
“Yes, my teacher. Fuck…”
“Aren’t you a fast learner? I’m impressed.”
“If you don’t shut up and kiss me right now, I’m going to start swearing in earnest.”
“Don’t threaten me with a good time, Your Majesty.”
#fe3h#fire emblem#edeleth#edelgard von hresvelg#byleth eisner#ficlet#sterge.rtf#sick of having this knock around in my drafts so now it is loose in the wild#but it’s so dumb that i really don’t want to bother posting it on ao3#if i got an email alert for this i’d be disappointed#besides i’m trying to pretend i’m hard at work on the vickyvesties right now#it’s not crack it’s just goofy#theoretically this takes place during the honeymoon phase of chapter 5 of shared space#since edelgard knows her swears by the time of muscle memory/shared space chapter 9#edelgard’s combination teacher/praise thing is truly unfortunate but what can you do. sometimes a girl is a gotdam mess#it’s not weird unless you make it weird. but she makes it weird.#i think sometimes (like here) she drops a ‘my teacher’ accidentally and byleth politely pretends not to notice#because if she Did call attention to it edelgard would be mortified and that would be the end of whatever fun things they’re doing#frankly no one deserves to say fuck more than edelgard#but with that giant stick up her ass she’d have a hard time getting around to it without some goading#i also hc that dropping honorifics is generally a Huge Turnoff for edelgard due to power dynamic shenanigans#their relationship is Complicated Enough in canon before i fucked it up more in shared space lol#so byleth is really asking for trouble here#but i also reckon ‘my teacher’ is a vibekiller for byleth so if anything they’re just riling each other up now#godspeed girls. hope you shut up long enough to get some
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allseeingportrait · 4 months
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While working on a commission for a friend I remembered my Wretched Husband existed and had to draw him. And then I went way more into it than intended and had to draw skeletons and get painterly with it. These are the things I do for this horrid failboy
The Reckoning and the bastard from it both courtesy of @year2000electronics
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artaintfartwarriors · 11 months
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raytorosaurus · 1 year
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happy international women’s day to geoff rickly. i mean birthday.
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malueion · 6 months
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otamatone
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violant-apologia · 2 months
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was chatting with @theirrepressibleheiress the other night about the LoN and ended up riffing a bit about what the apologist could be up to in a dark future:
He leaves London. This is for a few reasons:
He hates that the world has changed. He loved the old, pre-LoN London, he loved the Bazaar, he had finally begun to love his place within it – he can't live in the corpse of all of these things he called home.
He fears that he would change. Identity and self are so much more malleable in a lightless world. He'd been afraid of this kind of change since the ordeals of Seeking, and living in a world where ideals and mannerisms are as mutable as physical possessions is a nightmare to him.
(I have a concept of him, illuminated in violant, desperately trying to keep himself together and prevent his history, character and self from tumbling away.)
He wants to find light in the Neath. He would die if he returned to the Surface, so remaining true light would be the only way to deal with his final issue:
(An aside. If light is law is word, and light and law have been eradicated from the Neath, what of word? What happens to the Correspondence in the Liberation of Night? I posit: the same as its other forms: it cannot be.)
He has lost the Correspondence. What had been a pillar of his life for so long, a true passion amongst so many tools-to-ends, is suddenly gone. His mind reaches for sigils which no longer inhabit it, his violant-scrawlings do not collate into meaning. He wants to find light, to stop his limbs from yearning to dance steps that no longer exist.
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