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#I just think it would be hilarious
asherlookit · 11 months
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was scrolling through the "the mechanisms was Jon Archivist's college band" tags on ao3 and misread "martin finds out Jon is the lead singer of his favorite band" as Melanie, and i honestly think that would be a hundred times funnier. imagine your eldritch boss who you fucking hate but sounds vaguely familiar asks what you're listening to one day out of awkward obligation to make British Small Talk and you roll your eyes and tell him he probably doesn't know them and then you drop their name and he goes very still and flushes and suddenly Jonny D'Ville is speaking in your airpods and you're looking at your boss (who again, you fucking hate) and your world crashes and burns
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galactic-rhea · 5 days
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Do you know how shows always have teens taking care of a babydoll as some sort of homework? Like, I don't know if americans really do that. But Imagine if the Jedi do.
So they give the padawans these baby dolls to take care of for Idk how much time and Anakin, being Anakin, just...is unfairly good at it. He names the baby doll Jinn and imagine Obi-Wan having breakfast with Anakin who's pretending to feed the baby doll thing and just...staring because it's extremely uncomfortable.
Then Obi-Wan shares a tea with Quinlan or idk, any other Jedi and he's looking over at Anakin who is in the background with a damn stroller, while Quinlan's padawan (Ayla, if I'm not mistaken?) already lost one arm of her doll and just left it there on a corner because of course a normal teenager would find this boring. And Obi-Wan is starting to get desperate because "Is this normal? Is this because he wasn't raised in the temple? Is this a Tatooine thing?"
And then the day when the assignation ends finally rolls over and Obi-Wan is relieved because finally he won't have to see more of the absolute horror that is watching a young teenager acting like a great single parent to a doll. And for the first time so far, Anakin gets the best calification ever. But THEN they tell him to retrieve the damn doll and Anakin goes all puffy like "I CAN'T JUST GIVE JINN AWAY"
And the masters are like...trying to placate this teenager who suddenly is having the weirdest reaction they have ever seen and they call Obi-Wan because how they deal with a meltdown over a doll? But Obi-Wan being Obi-Wan just says one of these attachment speeches and extends his hand to ask for the doll and Anakin is already shaking while everyone is like wtf is wrong with this kid. And Anakin just...stright up starts running, that's right, he kidnaps the doll he has been taking care of for what, a month? two months?
So you have the hilarious image of Anakin running with a doll and Obi-Wan running after him yelling at Anakin because of course they would do that.
And I don't know how or what, but then they come closer to some shaft in the temple or maybe a balcony somehow and Obi-Wan tries again to tell Anakin is just a kriffing doll, padawan, isn't alive at all! And Anakin trips and loses the grip on the doll, so the baby doll falls down the shaft.
Cue to Anakin looking in horror sending waves of loss through the force as the babydoll falls while everyone else is just...confused, utterly confused.
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nburkhardt · 4 months
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Had a fun thought of Mama Henderson knowing about the Upside Down the whole time because she can catch her Dusty lying a mile away. He doesn’t even have to say anything, she just immediately knows he wasn’t going to tell her.
It would be even funnier if she doesn’t tell the adults that are in the know that she knows. Dustin keeps her looped in the whole time, also kidnaps adopts Steve after the demodogs and both her boys keeps her in the loop after that. At Starcourt, Steve breaks immediately about the code and Mama Henderson makes sure they’re both safe the entire time that whole mess is happening.
Even after that she doesn’t say anything to anyone in the know. (Neither do her boys)
So it would be so funny during the events of season 4, her boys just drag a scared Eddie to their house and Claudia keeps an eye on him. Confusing their friends and then when the cops show up, she tears them down with kind words and lying through her teeth. When her boys go ‘missing’ aka are at the lake, she keeps up the act of worried mother and shows up at the Wheelers especially when the cops drag Dustin there.
Dustin fills her in before ditching with Lucas and Max, grabs Eddie from his house and then the final events happen with of course, Eddie surviving and Max not in a coma.
It’s only after everything is all done and with everyone that’s in the know all together (aka the Byers & Hopper back) that it comes out that she knew the entire time.
Dustin and Steve just shrug going “that’s just Mama, can’t lie to her”
(I’m not going to write a full fic, but it would be SO FUNNY.)
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frizzy-frizz-frizz · 1 year
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arthur shouldve had a scene like in sinbad when he's told to disarm and he starts putting down like half the armoury....and merlin's not even using magic for this arthur just Has that many weapons with him at given moment- he's not even in armour
and he's not even hiding them?? its just that no one ever expects him to be a walking armoury, but it makes lot more sense now how arthur will occasionally just hand people whatever sharp thing they need and it's like- "why the fuck does he have a scalpel"
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royaltea000 · 1 year
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I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this incorrect quote from @httydberserker-incorrect for a week now so I had to get it out of my system 
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active-mind-15 · 2 months
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I was just thinking, what if Kagami brought some sweets back from America after a short vacation there and he shares them with the Teiko gang, but Akashi manages to put a warhead sour candy in his mouth before Kagami can stop him and tell him what it is?
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Consider...... Alvin vs Kevin McCalister
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levitatingbiscuits · 2 years
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very little is funnier to me than anakin having absolutely no clue that cody hates him, but one thing that scores higher is cody continuing to hate vader for extremely petty reasons after order 66
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all-that-jazz-93 · 4 months
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Sometime in the 1950s, Miriam Fry is horrified to realize that the Griffith Hotel is almost entirely inhabited by lesbians
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lilypads17 · 1 year
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i feel like they should let tommyinnit loose on hermitcraft. invasive species for enrichment
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soleil-aelius · 10 months
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I've seen a lot of disappointment that we aren't getting the twins' growth spurt for 7.0 based on the fanfest trailer. Correct me if I'm wrong, but we never saw a shot of Alphinaud, so it's possible Squeinx is about to do the funniest thing ever and give us Tallphinaud while Alisaie seethes.
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peelingitwithpeels · 2 years
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Okay this one idea for a kirivan fic I randomly have is like they're fake dating specifically so they can both win prom king to SOLELY beat Seth who is running for it like their fueled hatred for him made them push their own “hatred” for each other aside also it was mainly from @rafkirin’s idea of them fake dating
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nburkhardt · 1 year
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I just keep thinking about how it would be absolutely hilarious that the first people to find out/know about Eddie and Steve dating is Gareth and Wayne. Because Eddie shares everything with those two, like the minute he accepts the date with Steve? They know. (Modern AU: Eddie immediately texts them in a group chat or if it’s still the 80s, he sprints to the phone and calls them)
Wayne doesn’t give a shovel talk, takes him about two minutes with Steve to see how serious he is about a relationship with Eddie. He also promises that their home is a safe place. Gareth on the other hand it takes three dates and a month later for him to see the same. (Gave the shovel talk the day after Steddie’s first date)
Now Steve’s friends? They know last and are just so surprised that Steve managed to keep it a secret. Not that he was ashamed or embarrassed, the guy just wanted this to be his. Robin is 100% annoyed that her platonic soulmate kept this away from her, until she sees the two of them together and then does she realize how suffocating they are as a couple. Dustin is absolutely furious that he didn’t know and didn’t see it happening. Like how did he not know this? He spends a ridiculous amount of time with the both of them and never noticed. (After an hour of just watching the two, he berates himself because they so obvious when they’re comfortable)
Gareth is the type of person to be that asshole that rubs things in others faces. When Steddie officially tells everyone about their relationship, Gareth tells them, “ha, I knew first!” Then proceeds to tell them how cheesy Steve is when it comes to Eddie and how Eddie can make Steve a blushing mess.
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literallyjusttoa · 1 year
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I’m on vacation rn, so I can’t post much, but I have a scenario for y’all.
Apollo and Meg playing Guitar Hero.
That’s it. I’ll draw this when I get home.
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karis-the-fangirl · 8 months
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I think that a Lanfear fanvid set to Wrecking Ball would be. so fucking funny.
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winterfireice · 2 years
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I still wish we got to see Percy and Sally telling Paul about the Greek gods and the fact that Percy’s dad is a god
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