#I can’t really talk to my gf about this cuz they haven’t read the books yet u_u

[sableeira]

someone free me from this very cursed The Raven Cycle inspired bsd au. rich kid Dazai spends all his time researching the supernatural and ley lines in Japan’s country side. He had a (near) death experience as a kid but was saved through supernatural means and now he is unable to die. But the gift of his immortality is unbearable to Dazai. Thus he has dedicated his life to researching the supernatural to figure out what happened to him and how to reverse it. Since his incident he has also been able to see the supernatural. Unfortunately, when he is trying to come in direct contact with the supernatural it dispels, almost like he is nullifying it.

Chuuya is the youngest in a found family household of shrine workers and spiritual mediums. He is the only one in his family that’s not inclined to the supernatural but everyone around him feels the supernatural more severely when he is around. Even though he can’t see the supernatural like his family members do, he helps out and enhances the supernatural during seances and other family business.

When Dazai and Chuuya meet, their opposing inclinations to the supernatural cancel each other out. But the same way their inclinations to the supernatural are opposing each other so are their personalities. Will they get over their differences to work together?

And then there is this little tiny detail that could shake up this potential research partnership. Chuuya has been told since he was a little kid that he would kill his true love with their first kiss. During a seance he enhanced a few months earlier, Chuuya managed to catch a glimpse of an actual ghost for the first time. The ghost of a boy who is supposed to die in the next 12 months. Lippmann told him that non-clairvoyants are only able to see the ghosts of the future-dead if they are the one to kill them… or their soulmate. The boys name? Dazai. And now that Chuuya has met him he is pretty sure he is going to kill him. Right?!

#in 2024 you can expect extremely niche crossovers of my fave pieces of media because that’s something that brings me so much joy #bungou stray dogs #bsd #soukoku #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #chuuya nakahara #dazai osamu #gansey and blue aren’t really the best roles for dazai and Chuuya since skk feel like an amalgamation of both ronan and adam to me #but considering how intertwined gansey’s storyline is with death I feel like that works well with Dazai #and then I thought about enhancement ability user Chuuya and amplifier Blue #not sure about the rest of the friend group tho #but kunikida with a ronan like ability would be funny but also very cursed #and Oda with a storyline that’s reminiscent of Noah ;)) #to make it work it can only be loosely inspired by the books #stealing random bits and pieces and going from there #any bsd trc enjoyers around?!?!?!? #I can’t really talk to my gf about this cuz they haven’t read the books yet u_u #especially the noah oda thing…………

[tayegi]

i have so many theories right now...what if the guys are just trying to win a bet set on the oc? or maybe jk just doesn’t realize he likes the oc and mistakes his own actions as platonic ones? also, as readers, we see the story through the oc’s eyes so we focus on that angst part at the end of chap9, but then again, the oc has stated multiple times to hoseok and so many people that her and jk would never be more. whatever she went trough there, jk could have been trough the same a million times.

ahhhh you guys are the best!!! srsly i am so honored to have so many thoughtful, lovely, incredible asks theorizing about the plot and what jk’s intentions are!!! i would love to respond to each and every one of them, but unfortunately, i am unable to confirm or deny anything!

But i think these are super interesting and i’ve read all of them, and i’d love it if other ppl did as well! MORE ASKS UNDER THE CUT: 

Anonymous said:I know Hoseok wasn’t in this chapter but I feel like Hoseok is gonna play her like jk did and she’s gonna be left in the dust with no one and resort to being even more icy. Jungkook has a lot of problems and it’s really evident that he likes her in that way. Fuckbois are really something else man. They get scared of affection yet lead girls on and make them scared of it. It’s like a constant cycle of insecurity. Damn I wish she was with jimin. He would’ve provided all the love and affection

Anonymous said:lmao why is everyone assuming jk will never change and that he’s going to be an Evil Fuckboi™️ forever. like, we can see how the oc changed throughout the story, so why y’all thinking jk can’t do the same. the story isn’t over, there is more to learn, and the oc and jk have more development to go through. anyway, deep in my heart I’m hoping they’ll get a happy ending 💜

Anonymous said:Why do I get the feeling that Jungkook has slight romantic feelings towards the oc but his fear of not wanting to get hurt outweighs those thoughts. I don’t know though I might be completely off😫Thank you for the update!

Anonymous said:I tried reading the story in JK's POV and I cant help but feel as if he isnt the one at fault for making OC cry. Yes, he rejected her but he's known as a fkboy. He stated clearly that he didn't want a relationship, he thought OC knew that clearly. Thus he thought they were just friends. All the things he said was misinterpreted into a romantic way cause people kept forcing OC to view their relationship romantically. I felt that if ppl didnt do that, OC wldnt have developed feelings for him.

carlyangel123 said:Ok everyone is saying that Jungkook hasn't changed at all and I'm not saying like oh yall wrong or anything😂. But I think, based on Jungkook's showcase of clinginess and affectionate actions through the past chapters, that he HAS fallen for the OC. However, bc of his past (not wanting to go through another possible heartbreak), his assumption the OC would never like him, and just maybe insecurities that he's denying it and forcing himself to be indifferent like the OC did in the beginning.🤔🤔

Anonymous said:Nah nah nah nah lu i refuse to believe that everything jungkook did was all platonic but through oc’s eyes we saw as romantic. Im trying to remember everything he’s done for her and trying to see it from a platonic pov but i cant. So here’s my conclusion: jk likes oc but during the car ride and seeing his hand in hers he had a realization and became fearful of being hurt like he was before. Thats why he put his barriers up again CUZ LIKE HOW COULD THAT BE THE SAME JK I JUST ALDJSKAHALA

Anonymous said:Jin was an ass who only wanted sex, cheated on y/n and didn't care for her, many people think that Jk may've gone through something similar with his ex, but I think JK's ex was totally different, she was in fact... the opposite. Possessive, wanted to be with jk all the time, didn't let him breath, etc... That's why he doesn't want a relationship, he suffered the opposite extreme of what the oc suffered with jin, also this would mean the oc is the complete opposite to jk's ex aka why he likes her

Anonymous said:i’m analyzing NR again and just a theory of my own: jk’s relationship with his ex girlfriend started as a fwb type and jk was the one to develop feelings first, and at first it was good and then severely went downhill? this theory is probably far from correct, but i was just piecing together the fact that he hates hookup culture, but is able to engage in it with OC, maybe jk just wanted the physical emotion or OC reminds jk of his ex? anyways i’m enjoying the story so so much! best wishes lu 💜

Anonymous said:Wait so like OC got reminded of Jin when she met JK, so I thought that maybe JK saw himself in OC? Bc sometimes they REALLY think alike.. Idk man I just had this idea.. I LOVE YOU SO DAMN MUCH LU HAVE A NICE DAYYYY–❄️🐰

Anonymous said:I've been thinking about oc's relationship with seokjin and jk's with his ex gf. We don't know anything about her except two things: the oc reminded jk of her (as jk reminded her of seokjin) and the "don't leave me like she did" he said while drunk. If seokjin helped oc build who she is and what she wants in a relationship, we could say that maybe jk wants something that lacked in his previous relationship, like emotional support or a caring hand. It matches oc's Ice Queen reputation a bit to me

Anonymous said:Omg jks roues are definitely along the lines of “dont fall for anyone”

Anonymous said:so like, i feel as tho hyejin plays a more important role than we’re realizing. why does she seem so obsessed with jk if everyone knows he’s a fuckboy who doesn’t do relationships? why does she think she’s different? why does she think she has a chance? unless they already have a history we don’t know about...?? 🤔

Anonymous said:Personally, I wasn‘t that surprised about Jungkook not feeling the same way as OC. I don‘t blame him, he was honest from the very beginning with her. At the same time, I cannot blame OC either for feeling the way she does. Hookup culture leads you to believe that the person you‘re sleeping with should not care for you. I assume that OC interpreted the signals from JK in the wrong way, and thought he might love her when, in reality, he does care about her, but not in the way she wants. (1) ☀️

Anonymous said:JK has found smn he can talk to, and share smth else beyond sex. At the very end, I think OC might be the one who will push him outside his shell but not necessarily be the one he will fall in love with. (2)☀️

Anonymous said:I feel like oc and Jungkook might be on the same wavelength but because Jungkook clearly hasn’t gotten over his ex and whatever happened he might be pushing oc away. Plus the fact he even wants to stay friends with her is quite sweet in itself. It shows he genuinely cares about her, but probably isn’t ready to have any sort of relationship. You haven’t mentioned him having any female friends either so all of that skinship he does with oc might just be his way of being friendly??

Anonymous said:I feel like Jungkook is not over his ex and maybe he will end up with her, maybe he really does like the OC for the sex and the friendship. That's all.

Anonymous said:What if JK still likes his ex? :O

Anonymous said:Hummm sometimes I feel like in the end they're just going to be experiences for each other. I mean the OC and JK, maybe they will have none relationship at all, not friendship nor fuck buddies nor bf and gf...

dodoesdidwill said:Hyejin's line "You are really good at skating. I'm amazed" what? No way he was practicing after OC took him to skate, right? There must be something we don't know yet...

Anonymous said:Ok, if "New Rules" has taught me anything, it's to NOT judge a book by its covers. I judged Mijoo too harshly & things weren't as they seemed. Not repeating the same mistake with Kook. He was obviously hurt by someone in the past, just like the OC. Sooo... Maybe OC is not the only one with new rules? Maybe Kook was so hurt, one of his rules is to not fall in love again, or to ever put himself in a vulnerable position to be hurt again? Idk but I don't think he's that much of a dickwad

Anonymous said:Okay, so you said that we've been seeing JK through the OC's perspective and that we need to sort through the facts and her assumptions. What the anon who talked about JK having FWBs for the intimacy said really made sense to me and I thought about the fact that, if my memory serves me correctly, we've only seen JK with the OC. We have no way of knowing how he's acted in other FWB relationships. Maybe this is how he's been with all of them??? I dunno.

Anonymous said:i think new rules! jk likes OC too. this thing going on between them isn't just platonic. but the problem is, he really doesn't want to invest in a relationship, as some sort of defense mechanism (kind of like repression maybe?) i can't wait to find out more about his past and see exactly how it's correlating with his actions rn. I'm super hooked in your story lu! you never fail to deliver as always 💜

Anonymous said:I think jk is just as scared of what he feels for oc as oc is scared of what she feels for jk. Like I think oc already went through a ‘I need to protect myself from my feelings for him’ phase and I think jk is going through that now after their time at the hotel. I think he realized that he likes her a lot more than he realized and after coming back he’s trying to shut his feelings so he doesn’t go through whatever happened with his ex again

Anonymous said:JK said he hated hookup culture yet he partakes in it. My theory is that he might've done the same as OC has now done. Maybe had a sort of fwb relationship with his ex and subsequently fell for them, and they broke his heart. But again, idk if that's enough for someone to want to abstain from romantic relationships forever, though it does depend on the person. I'm probably wayyyy off but it's worth a shot :')

#new rules #anon #ladiesalute

[slytherinspage]

Alihotsy Draught and Forgetfulness Potion

hey hun!💚I’m sorry I’m answering this that late but my laptop broke down and it’s really annoying and time consuming to type on the phone, lol

Alihotsy Draught: name and write about a few topics you’re really passionate about.

this is kinda hard, cuz I’m going through so many changes atm (in a good way) and I let go many things I used to be passionate about but that don’t fit me as a person anymore, on the other hand I got into some new things quite recently but so far I don’t know much about them.One thing I can talk about for hours is nature and the environment. Idk but I think it’s really important to care about your surroundings. Humans have done so much shit to planet earth and we’re kinda destroying our home. (Lol this is turning serious quickly). That’s why I feel like it’s so important to raise awareness. I mean there are small things everyone can do and that would make a big difference, e.g. going vegetarian pr vegan. I myself am vegan for 2 years now and honestly it’s not that hard. (Dm me, if you have questions). (I went vegan before I saw documentaries like “earthlings” or “what the health”, but these are great films that show the impact of the whole thing). I also believe it’s important to raise awareness for general equality and topics nobody ever speaks about (By that I mean racism, lgbtqa+, mental health). To come back to what I said in the beginning: I recently read some stuff about witchcraft and as most witches are really close to nature in their craft it got my attention and I bought some new plants and crystals lol. What I’m also passionate about is of course hp and trc (but don’t get me started on these, lol). I’m such a nerd tbh. Like there’s no netflix series people talk about that I haven’t seen, but there are plenty of series and films only I know, lmao. (The same for books). Additionally I’m also a classical nerd. I’m the type of person that watches documentaries in their free time and I do journaling. In addition to what I said about the environment I am also a minimalist (accept for my books and hp collection lmao as hard as I try I can’t get rid of these). Something I could talk about for hours as well is good music (typically 80s/90s bands. But I better don’t talk about that now. Originally I planed writing like 3-5 sentences to answer this question, lol. Look where I am now.

Forgetfulness Potion: What is your favorite memory?

I can’t think of one single memory but more of a series of events where I was very happy. These events include sitting by the campfire, walking through the night in Paris, watching the sunset at the beach (where we were camping), getting 1000.- unexpected, the moment when the kids arrived at the scout camp and everyone was so happy to see me and hugged me, watching a film in the cinema, having a midnight talk with someone I would have never expected to ever talk to, my grandmother telling me her cancer is gone (sadly the cancer is back again), holding three puppies, ronan kissing adam, going to comic con, attending a music festival, my best friend coming out to me (before he came out he tried to use me as an alibi gf and I had to friendzone him and everything was so hard for me cuz I didn’t want to hurt him but then finally all my problems were solved), singing with the choir. That’s all I can think about for the moment but I’m sure there’s more.

I’m sorry the answer is this long. Thank you for asking these amazing questions!💚

#slytherinspage #answered #potions asks

[ssnoot]

Someone tagged me in a “get to know me” tag thingy, and it’s long af but I’m gonna do it so now you’re all gonna know like 100 things you didn’t think you needed to know about me 

What is your full name? Darian Storm Rehder

Are you named after anyone? Not that I know of 

What does your name mean? I think it means queenly or wealthy or something and god I wish that were true about my life

Where are you from? I consider myself from Wellington, New Zealand or Missoula, Montana

Where do you live? Missoula

Where were you born? Missoula

Which of your parents are you closest to? I was closest with my dad

Which of your parents are you more like? I am more like my dad

What is your favorite drink? Vodka if we’re talking alcohol, if not, then milk or sprite

What is your favorite food? Steak or fries or salad

What is your favorite holiday destination? The ocean

What is your favorite childhood memory? I don’t honestly know, I barely remember my childhood. Probably just living in NZ

What is your favorite way to pass time? Listen to music or sing

What is your favorite snack? Chips or veggies or fruit 

What is your favorite sport? Ice skating? Is that a sport? 

What is your biggest regret? Letting myself be with people who continuously destroyed me 

Are you a fan of any sports team? Nope

Are you a dog person or cat person? A both person

Are you scared of heights? Yes very scared of them. One time I went on a bridge high up over a canyon thingy and I couldn’t move so I just laid down in a ball in the middle of it until someone dragged me back to solid ground 

At what age did you go on your first date? I think my first real date was when I was 15 

What is an ideal first date for you? It was weird as fuck okay, I’ve talked about it a lot on here. There’s just a lot to say. Like how at one point I started crying into my steak during it 

What is at the top of your bucket list? Uhhhhhhhh loving myself 

What is something you are gifted at? Creative stuff, mostly writing 

What is something you look for in a partner? Someone who is patient, understanding, and obsessed with me (not in like a weird way but enough in that I’m not the only person caring all the time) 

What is something you wish you were gifted at doing? I wish I was better at singing, because I love it. 

What is the one item you can’t leave home without? My butt (if I’m being serious though, probably my phone or my keys) 

What is the best compliment you have ever received? I don’t honestly know. Like there’s been a lot of good ones, but I’m shit at remembering things. 

What is the first book you remember reading? Warriors series! 

What is the first movie you remember seeing? The first movie I saw in theaters was Nemo! 

What is the last book you read? I’m reading a book rn that my girlfriend lent to me. 

Do you like pets? I love pets

Do you have any pets? Ye I have a dog named Ayla 

What is the name of your first pet? Buddy the cat (His full name was Sebastian) 

What is your best physical feature? I’m not sure, a lot of ppl say I have a nice figure, like nice hips and a nice butt and stuff 

What is your biggest accomplishment? Graduating high school and getting myself into college while simultaneously being homeless and losing all my friends

What is your eye color? Luxurious dirt

What is your favorite color? I like green, pink, and cosmic latte

What is your favorite fairytale? Idfk I wish there was a gay one 

What is your favorite ice-cream flavor? Vanilla

What is your favorite music genre? Pop punk or alternative stuff

What is your favorite nickname? Megan calls me cow poo and I like it cuz there’s an inside joke behind it 

What is your favorite quote? I can’t remember enough words to have one 

What is your favorite type of clothing? I like stylish stuff, flowery printed stuff, and black clothes 

What is your most commonly used swear word? Probably fuck 

What is your star sign? Scorpio sun, libra rising, sagittarius moon 

Do you have a best friend, if so, then who? Yeah her name is Harmony and she’s the besssttt

Do you have a tattoo? I have 3!!! 

Do you have any allergies? Yeah I’m allergic to grass, nature, flowers, pollen, cotton, bees, cats, some soaps, and sometimes bright light makes me sneeze?/ 

Do you have any birthmarks? If so, where? I used to have one on my tum but I don’t think it’s there now. I also used to have one on my back but idk if that’s there still 

Do you hold any convictions that you would be willing to die for? I don’t know. I think I’d die more for others than myself 

Do you prefer kissing or cuddling? Tbh both are great, but I prefer making out bc I LOOOOOOVE how soft kissing is and like how you kinda just forget everything for a moment and it’s just you and another person 

What piece of technology can you not live without? My phone 

What was the first concert you ever attended? The Fray lmao 

What was your favorite subject in High School? Writing

What was your first job? I was a courtesy clerk at a grocery store 

What was your least favorite subject in High School? Math

What is the furthest you’ve ever been from home? I don’t know, like I visited America while I was in NZ and that was pretty fa r

What is your biggest fear? Loss. I have PTSD surrounding losing people so I have a very big fear of any kind of loss and sometimes convince myself that people I love are going to die. 

When did you suffer your first heartbreak? I was like 14 and my girlfriend of 3 days said she didn’t love me lmao 

When was the first time you were on a plane? When I was 2 

When was the last time you cried? I cried tonight bc I was stressed about being an adult 

When was the last time you got in a fist fight? I have never and I never will unless this one bitch I hate says something to me that’s mean in person 

Who has left the most impact on your life? Myself 

Who is the best teacher you ever had? I don’t know how to answer that, probably my 5th grade teacher cuz she really helped me improve in my writing 

Who is the first person you call when something exciting happens? My best friend 

Who is the first person you call when something horrible happens? My best friend

Who is your favorite musician? Rn I’m really diggin Janelle Monae but my favorite band of all time is Neck Deep 

Who is your role model? I don’t think I have one tbh 

Who was your first Boyfriend/Girlfriend? Her name was Bonnie 

Who was your first Celebrity crush? Marina Diamandis

Who is your favorite actor? Idk names 

Who is your favorite actress? Idk 

Describe yourself in a single sentence? A bitch who has no clue what the fuck she is doing ever 

Have you ever dated two people at the same time? Yes, but it was a poly relationship 

Have you ever suffered a fracture? Ya I broke my elbow once

Have you ever visited a country outside your continent? Yes 

How many Boyfriends/Girlfriends have you had? Like 20 I ain’t gonna count bc I did a while ago and I think it was around 20, if I was counting my current gf 

How many relationships have you been in? Literally the above thing 

If you could give your younger self any advice what would it be? Work on loving yourself sooner love 

Last time you swam in a pool? Idk in the summer probably 

What is your most embarrassing moment? Probably yesterday, idk my whole life is embarrassing and I don’t ever want to be looked at ever 

On a scale of 1-10, with 10 being the highest and 1 being the lowest, rate your fashion sense? 10 af 

On a scale of 1-10, with 10 being the highest and 1 being the lowest, rate your driving skills? hahah ask anyone who is not me and they’d probably be like 4 or 5 but I think it’s like a 8 

On a scale of 1-10, with 10 being the highest and 1 being the lowest, rate your cooking skills? 8 

On a scale of 1-10, with 10 being the highest and 1 being the lowest, how good a kisser are you? I haven’t kissed myself lmao, but most pppl I’ve kissed said I’m really good at it so 10? 

One thing you know now that you wish you had known as a kid? People die and people change and people go away 

The first app you check when you wake up in the morning? Messenger

What app do you use most? Messenger 

What are some of your bad habits? Overthinking, not eating, not sleeping, and biting my nails 

What are your favorite things about yourself? I’m creative, I’m thoughtful, I care about people a lot, and I have a big heart 

What are your hobbies? Singing, playing piano, writing music, writing poetry, writing fiction, spending time w/ ppl I like, annnnnnd sleeping 

What countries have you visited? US, New Zealand, Australia, Fiji 

What countries would you like to visit? Any tbh 

What do you consider unforgivable? Umm depends on my relationship with the person, but in like a romantic relationship I think that having an affair is mostly unforgivable and like obvious things like if they were a murderer or if they tried to ruin my life or something 

What do you do for a living? Cry 

#darian speaks #about me #long post

[kingofswedenyass]

answering every question by walden west

200: My crush’s name is:

I have a gf..

199: I was born in:

1776

198: I am really:

gay

197: My cellphone company is:

vodaphone

196: My eye color is:

Monika green

195: My shoe size is:

6

194: My ring size is:

idk

193: My height is:

5 foot 5

192: I am allergic to:

some soaps and asprin

191: My 1st car was:

never lol

190: My 1st job was:

professional weeb

189: Last book you read:

the curious incident of the dog in the nighttime

by Mark Haddon

188: My bed is:

blue!

187: My pet:

a cat

186: My best friend:

see above

185: My favorite shampoo is:

pantenne

184: Xbox or ps3:

ps3

183: Piggy banks are:

cute but unnecessary

182: In my pockets:

a pound coin and some chocolate

181: On my calendar:

2nd January 2018

180: Marriage is:

dank

179: Spongebob can:

go fuck himself little twat

178: My mom:

is great<3

177: The last three songs I bought were?

I don’t buy songs lol

176: Last YouTube video watched:

comment awards

175: How many cousins do you have?

1st cousins: 4

2nd cousins:3

3rd cousins: 11

174: Do you have any siblings?

4

173: Are your parents divorced?

yup

172: Are you taller than your mom?

yup

171: Do you play an instrument?

nope lol

170: What did you do yesterday?

went to the beach

[ I Believe In ] 169: Love at first sight:

sure

168: Luck:

mathematically

167: Fate:

maybe

166: Yourself:

lol nope

165: Aliens:

could be but probably just like bacteria

164: Heaven:

nope

163: Hell:

nope

162: God:

nope

161: Horoscopes:

nope

160: Soul mates:

like intense love?

159: Ghosts:

eh nah

158: Gay Marriage:

yes dad

157: War:

nope

156: Orbs:

why

155: Magic:

uh

[ This or That ] 154: Hugs or Kisses:

kisses

153: Drunk or High:

high

152: Phone or Online:

online

151: Red heads or Black haired:

black haired

150: Blondes or Brunettes:

brunettes149: Hot or cold:

hot

148: Summer or winter:

summer

147: Autumn or Spring:

autumn

146: Chocolate or vanilla:

vanilla

145: Night or Day:

night

144: Oranges or Apples:

oranges

143: Curly or Straight hair:

curly(mine is straight)

142: McDonalds or Burger King:

burger king

141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate:

white all the way!(that sounds wrong)

140: Mac or PC:

pc

139: Flip flops or high heals:

flip flops fall off

138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor:

sweet and poor cuz i’m morally obliged to

137: Coke or Pepsi:

coke me up dad

136: Hillary or Obama:

obama

135: Burried or cremated:

cremated

134: Singing or Dancing:

singing

133: Coach or Chanel:

coach

132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:

idk who they are.

*googles them*

ok kate mcphee that taylor dude looks like that guy from bake off

131: Small town or Big city:

big city

130: Wal-Mart or Target:

im from the uk but target

129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:

same difference

128: Manicure or Pedicure:

manicure

127: East Coast or West Coast:

well in Britain the west is scummy af so east

126: Your Birthday or Christmas:

christmas duh

125: Chocolate or Flowers:

flowers

124: Disney or Six Flags:

diseny

123: Yankees or Red Sox:

i don’t know baseball lol

[ Here’s What I Think About ] 122: War:

expensive and pretentious

121: George Bush:

idk was in the simpsons once

120: Gay Marriage:

yaaas

119: The presidential election:

a mess

118: Abortion:

pro choice

117: MySpace:

im not from 2009 thx

116: Reality TV:

trash! I watch REAL entertainment

( anime)

115: Parents:

they could have like not fed you so thanks i guess

114: Back stabbers:

ugh 113: Ebay:

helpful

112: Facebook:

mom

111: Work:

leads to productivity and self worth and stops me from starving

110: My Neighbors:

nice people

109: Gas Prices:

what is this gas you speak of? I only fill my car with petrol

108: Designer Clothes:

it costs more because it has somebody else’s name on it

107: College:

hard but yay

106: Sports:

no

105: My family:

seem like nice people

104: The future:

scares me

[ Last time I ] 103: Hugged someone:

yesterday

102: Last time you ate:

about 20 hours ago

101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile:

I live in a tiny town, I see every body I have ever met like every day

100: Cried in front of someone:

two days ago

99: Went to a movie theater:

like in July

98: Took a vacation:

October

97: Swam in a pool:

like in June

96: Changed a diaper:

a month ago

95: Got my nails done:

never whats nails idk

94: Went to a wedding:

2015

93: Broke a bone:

2015

92: Got a peircing:

lol never i am a soft boi

91: Broke the law:

a couple weeks ago

90: Texted:

like ten minuets ago

[ MISC ]

89: Who makes you laugh the most:

cats

88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:

the fridge

87: The last movie I saw:

the titanic

86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most:

death

85: The thing i’m not looking forward to:

the end of the holidays

84: People call me:

gay

83: The most difficult thing to do is:

breathe

82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:

never i don’t drive

81: My zodiac sign is:

leo! (rawr)

80: The first person i talked to today was:

myself

79: First time you had a crush:

princess tiana

78: The one person who i can’t hide things from:

nobody lol

77: Last time someone said something you were thinking:

i was thinking about good morning vietnam

76: Right now I am talking to:

nobody

75: What are you going to do when you grow up:

nevr speak to anybody again other than the pizza delivery guy

74: I have/will get a job:

crying professionally

73: Tomorrow:

I am going to paint my nails

72: Today:

literally did nothing

71: Next Summer:

sleep

70: Next Weekend:

cry

69: I have these pets:

a cat and a dog

68: The worst sound in the world:

my fucking voice

67: The person that makes me cry the most is:

my sibling

66: People that make you happy:

my gf and keira nightly

65: Last time I cried:

two days ago

64: My friends are:

nobody lol

63: My computer is:

an acer windows 7

62: My School:

some Christian bs

61: My Car:

don’t got one

60: I lose all respect for people who:

are mean to others

59: The movie I cried at was:

none

58: Your hair color is:

brown

57: TV shows you watch:

the big bang theory, steven universe

56: Favorite web site:

tumblr

55: Your dream vacation:

month long festival

54: The worst pain I was ever in was:

I had a really bad asthma attack

53: How do you like your steak cooked:

i’m a vegetarian

52: My room is:

a fucking mess

51: My favorite celebrity is:

me

50: Where would you like to be:

spain

49: Do you want children:

lol no

48: Ever been in love:

yes. my cat

47: Who’s your best friend:

nobody lol

46: More guy friends or girl friends:

girl cuz I'm a ladies man

45: One thing that makes you feel great is:

coming home after ages

44: One person that you wish you could see right now:

Alexander Hamilton so I can hug him

43: Do you have a 5 year plan:

fuck no

42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:

nope

41: Have you pre-named your children:

i hate kids but of course I'd name them daddy and senpai

40: Last person I got mad at:

myself

39: I would like to move to:

new york

38: I wish I was a professional:

sugar daddy

[ My Favorites ] 37: Candy:

Reese’s buttercups

36: Vehicle:

attack helecopter

35: President:

aLexANder hAmiLtOn amirite

34: State visited:

the solid state of matter

33: Cellphone provider:

Ajit pai

32: Athlete:

Jake Paul

31: Actor:

Jake Paul

30: Actress:

Jake Paul

29: Singer:

Jake Paul

28: Band:

steam powered giraffe

27: Clothing store:

ebay

26: Grocery store:

tesco

25: TV show:

black mirror

24: Movie:

Ferris Bueler’s day off

23: Website:

tumblr

22: Animal:

Totoro

21: Theme park:

Diseny land

20: Holiday:

Halloween

19: Sport to watch:

Quiddich

18: Sport to play:

professional nose nuzzleing competition

17: Magazine:

tube nooz

16: Book:

the portrait of markov

15: Day of the week:

saturday

14: Beach:

Benidorm

13: Concert attended:

Time travellers

12: Thing to cook:

anything Mexican

11: Food:

stir fry

10: Restaurant:

my kitchen

9: Radio station:

smooth

8: Yankee candle scent:

human flesh

7: Perfume:

unicorn kisses

6: Flower:

red roses

5: Color:

gold

4: Talk show host:

ellen

3: Comedian:

Russel Howars

2: Dog breed:

cats

1: Did you answer all these truthfully?

fuck no

#questions #q and a #q and a time #ask me anything

[sky-girls]

the video streaming existing already when luna came and everyone (online) betting on lutteo to end up togetherrrr or simbar (Or all couples really lmao) au pls

Listen this is weird but it was fun af to write so I hope it’s fun af to read

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Estrella.a:Who the fuck is that girl?

Lightingfast: Idk ????

Lightingfast: Why is he even talking to her

Je_Wel: Where is Ámbar

Lizz: Omg guys chill they are talking

Lizz: He is allowed to have friends

M-aya: He is totally flirting with her

diamondgrl: Well that’s not her fault

diamondgrl: if u wanna blame someone blame him

diamondgrl: besides they are kinda cute

“Can you believe this?” Luna asks Nina, who just looks over her shoulder and sees her angrily reading vidia comments section.

“Yes, I can believe that you are very cute and talented.” Nina says and Luna smiles but rolls her eyes.

“That’s not what I meant.” Luna says. “The one below it.”

“Yes, I can believe that people ship you and Matteo.” NIna deadpans and Luna groans loudly, covering her face with a pillow. She takes a peak to the cameras, she doesn’t know how good it is that she is complaining about the vidia fans right where they can see her but she also really doesn’t care.

“He has a girlfriend.” She exclaims.

“Is that the only reason you oppose to people shipping you?” Nina asks and Luna glares at her.

“This whole thing is ridiculous.” She says. “The whole shipping thing is ridiculous and the Matteo and I would never even happen.”

“Are you sure?” Nina asks and Luna just looks at her expressionless. “Well then tell Matteo, you can do it right this second.”

Luna turns around and sees Matteo walking right towards the, his backpack thrown over one shoulder, his hair messy from the helmet, his school tie basically undone. Their eyes meet and she turns around, hoping that the cameras can’t see her blush.

“What are you doing, delivery girl?” Matteo asks and just then she realizes that Nina has fled already. She hides her phone between her thigh and the couch and sends a look to her book.

“Studying what else?” She answers, harsher than intended but this guy is bringing her problems with Ámbar and no matter what he won’t leave her alone. He could use some harshness.

“You don’t seem to have made a lot of progress.” He says sitting in front of her and she glares at him. “I can help you if you want.”

“Nina is helping me.” She says and looks to her books that were neglected a long time ago.

“And where is she?” He asks raising an eyebrow, she looks around, Nina is nowhere to be found. “Besides no matter how smart she is I bet I understand this better than she does, I can even show you some tricks.”

The tone if his voice carries a second meaning and she tries to ignore it, her heart can’t though and it’s sent racing despite her best efforts.

“I’m fine, thanks.” Luna mumbles before Pedro comes to the table, leaving two smoothies there. Luna looks at them questioningly.

“What?” Matteo asks innocently. “You looked thirsty.”

“Does your girlfriend know you are buying smoothies to other girls?” She asks him refusing to even touch that smoothie, even if it looks delicious.

“I don’t get why she should know that I buy smoothies to my friends.” Matteo says defensive. “I can do it if  I want to.”

Luna nods, because in the end he has a point, there’s nothing wrong with being nice with a friend and if she sometimes thinks that he is doing more than that it’s just because all of these people on the internet are getting to her.

“Won’t  you drink it?” He asks, his light tone coming back. “It’s strawberry, your favorite.”

She looks at him slightly surprised as the pink goes back to her cheeks.

“Strawberry is not… Strawberry is not my favorite.” She mumbles and Matteo smirks at her.

“I wouldn’t be so sure.” Matteo says taking the straw to his lips, she tries not to look at it for too long, but she fails, his smirk grows bigger.

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Je_Wel: See??? This is why they belong together

Je_Wel:They are the best, the are fire together fireeeee

Lizz: you do realize that’s not the only thing a couple needs right??

Lizz: besides he totally winked at Luna

Estrella.a: They love each other

inScene: I doubt it

inScene: At least not anymore, not in a long while

Estrella.a: Just cuz they are having problems doesn’t mean they don’t love each other, don’t be fucking blind you are stupid if you think that

diamondgrl:omg chill it’s her opinion she can have an opinion

where.when:go to your mambar forum to spread the hate don’t come to the public chat

Je_Wel:She is not spreading hate you are rn and she is just telling the truth

M-aya:Okay but to other less dangerous topic who do you think this boy who just appeared is

runaway: I think he’s her bf

bella-bella: or at least he wants to be

bella-bella: did you see how he hugged her

flowery:he’s cute

flowery:and he is a great guitarist

diamondgrl: Luna is a great singer

diamondgrl: I hope she sings on the next open

Estrella.a: Why? Ámbar is so much better than her

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Estrella.a:See she doesn’t even have a reason

inScene: she can like Luna if she wants

when.where:she doesn’t need a reason

inScene:a lot of us do

inScene: in fact

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Estrella.a: HE’S NOT GONNA HE’S NT GONANA

Je_Wel: HE FUCKING DID

inScene: it’s a song he is not proposing

Estrella.a: IT WAS THEIR FUCKING SONG

when.where :SHE HAD IT COMING SHE DID SO WRONG

Estrella.a: THAT WAS NOTHING COMPARED TO IT

moonLover: HOW IS CHANGING A TEST AND MAKING SOEMONE POSSIBLY FAIL AND GET KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL NOTHING COMPARED TO SINGING A SONG

blessLoVe: YEAH BESIDES CAN’T YOU SEE LUTTEO LOVES EACH OTHER ÁMBAR IS JUST STANDING IN THE MIDDLE

blessLoVe: AND SHE IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE

blessLoVe:A FUCKING GRADE A ASSHOLE

Estrella.a: SHE’S THE FUCKING QUEEN

diamondgrl: she is the girlfriend tbf

inScene: still asshole but his gf so not standing in middle

Je_Wel: YOU GUYS TRY TO ACT ALL PURE AND YET STAND CHEATING

moonLover: how is this cheating??? They haven’t even kissed or anything

Estrella.a: This was their song

M-aya:Guys chill it’s not cheating and don’t worry about it they will be fine in no time, there’s a reason why they are the queen and king of the roller ;)

Fab&Cich has uploaded a video: Mambar break up!!!!!OMG

Mambar chat: +100 messages

She is looking for Matteo, she should be listening to Simón but she is looking for Matteo, Pedro came to them with the news of the power couple break up even before the video came out and the internet exploded and she has been worrying about him since then.

He hasn’t appeared on the roller all afternoon and neither has Ámbar. In fact she hasn’t seen Ámbar since yesterday afternoon.

Luna nods at whatever Simón is saying but her eyes are glued to the door, in that exact second Matteo walks in, he looks tired and worn down but not that sad. She mumbles some weird excuse to Simón and stands up so quickly she feels a little dizzy as she walks to the lockers rooms, right behind Matteo.

She has no idea what she will say or what she will do, she knows nothing really but she only dwells on these facts after she has called Matteo’s name and his eyes are on hers. She swallows hard.

“What’s up, delivery girl?” He asks, his voice is hoarse but he doesn’t sound like he has been crying at all, she feels way too relieved.

“Are you okay?” She just asks, she is glad it doesn’t come out pitiful, it just shows how concerned she is.

“I’m fine.” He smiles softly at her. “Don’t worry about me.”

“Are you sure?” She asks playing with her fingers but refusing to let the nervousness make her look down at them and avoid his eyes. “You guys were together for so long.”

“Yeah.” Matteo nods, leaning into the lockers. “But Ámbar and I…We weren’t the same anymore.”

“What do you mean?” She asks with a frown.

“I haven’t been in love with her in such a long time.” Matteo sighs. “And now I don’t know if she ever was in love with me.”

“Don’t be ridiculous.” She hurries to say. “I’m sure she loves you and you will be back together soon.”

“Maybe she does, but being in love is not the same as loving.” He mumbles looking at her so intensely she feels like he is trying to reach her soul through her eyes. “Have you ever been in love?”

The question catches her by surprise and she can only open her mouth, trying to get any sound out of it, she doesn’t manage. She has never dated anyone and not so long ago she would have answered the question with sure and undeniable no but now she can’t manage for some reason.

“Anyway I don’t want to get back together with her.” He says once he realizes that she won’t answer. “We had our run and it was good at some point.”

Luna just nods because she has no idea what to say and his eyes never leave hers, she wants to look away but at the same time she wants to stare at them forever. She takes a deep breath, she needs to get out of here.

“Well if you ever need anyone to talk to or anything.” She tells him. “I’m here.”

“Thanks, delivery girl.” He says holding her hands for one second that’s simultaneously too long and too short at the same time. “I’ll have it in mind.”

Felicityfornow: Sometimes endings can lead to new beginings. Is it the same in love?

…Lutteo chat has been created…

diamondgrl: That was so cUTE

diamondgrl:I can’t with those two

inScene: they are so gonna kill me

moonLover: they would be perfect together

fresa-frutilla: can you imagine how ded we will be when the finally KISS

diamondgrl: do u think it will happen tho

Lizz:They are spending so much together lately

flowery: omg what if they already did ????

felicity_Now: did you see the last thing about love felicity posted ? They totally did

diamondgrl: I don’t think so tbh

inScene: yeah I think it will happen

inScene: and I think it will happen soon

inScene: but we might not even find out for a while

flowery: I hope you are wrong because I want all the details

fresa-frutilla: I just want them to be together

diamondgrl: same

moonLover:same

inScene: same

Matteo pulls her closer and she doesn’t even pull away, she lets her head rest on his shoulder, he squeezes her a little bit tighter and she smiles.

“I’m so dead I swear.” She says leaning into him, he is keeping them both standing as they walk to the  couches, but really she is so tired, they have been training for the competition for hours now and as great as it’s finally coming along she just wants to finally just lay down somewhere and never ever get up.

Matteo drops on the couch, bringing her down to it with him. She laughs.

“Can we just lay here forever?” He asks echoing her feeling but she groans.

“Probably not.” She says, hiding on his chest , at this point in life people will believe what they want to believe, no matter what they do, no matter how they act and a part of Luna is starting to accept that all those crazy shippers on vidia have a point, at least on her side. “We need to go home at some point.”

“What if I don’t want to?” He asks. “Would Tamara let me sleep here?”

“I don’t think so.” She giggles. “And we have school tomorrow.”

“Why are you only giving me bad news?” He complains. “I deserve good news.”

“Matteo I’m basically melted in you.” Luna informs him. “I don’t have strength for anything not even good news.”

“You being melted in me is  good news.” He says and she feels herself blush, she looks away and her eyes meet a camera, she looks away quickly, there’s no place where she can escape her embarrassment in this place.

“I wanna go home.” She whines, she needs her bed and a place without cameras and to be away from Matteo’s smell. The last thing is something she could totally manage to do right now but she doesn’t actually want to.

“Just give me a second and I’ll walk you home.” Matteo says and Luna sits up straight, stretching a little.

“It’s okay I still can walk alone, it’s early.” She tells him but he sits up straight too.

“Don’t worry, I’ll walk you.” He tells her. “Besides I want to talk about something with you.”

“About what?” She asks immediately but his eyes dart out to the cameras as he shakes his head. She can’t think of anything that they would mind discussing in front of the cameras right now, unless it’s too personal or a secret. “Oh, okay, what is it about tho.”

“Us.” He says simply, softly enough even she has problems hearing it.

“Us?” She asks, her head is beating fast and that smile he has giving her some ideas but she doesn’t want to hope for it. He extends his hand towards hers and she holds it as they both stand up.

“Yeah.” He says. “So we really should get going, I’ve been waiting for this for very long.”

Her heart does a summersault in her chest, her blood starts pumping faster and there’s smile tugging at the corner of her lips. She wants this to be what she thinks it is so bad and she can’t wait to find out if she’s right.

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felicity_Now: OMG DHRUFIJ

fresa-frutilla: THIS IS NOT A DRILL THIS IS NOT A DRILL IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING PEOPLE

diamondgrl: I CAN’T BREATH

Lizz: I WANNA THANK NOT ONLY GOD BUT JESUS

inScene: omg what happened what this I miss

moonLover: THEY  FKCING KISSED

inScene: FFS I GET HOME LATE ONE FUCKING DAY AND THEY KISSED.

diamondgrl:DID SOMEONE SCREENCAP IT OR SMTH GVYCIJGD

moonLover: I GOT YA

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inScene : LOW Q AND GRAINY AND THEY ARE STILL LOVELY

flowery: do you think this is what they talked about yesterday ????

diamondgrl:totally

Lizz:omg do you think he asked her to be his gf

inScene: I fucking hope so

felicity_Now: I’m so happy guys

felicty_Now: they look so happy

inScene: I want to cry because of how beautiful these two are

inScene: How did I get so invested on their lives?

inScene:Help

diamondgrl: do u think ambar’s sad

flowery: did u see they way Simón looks at her

flowery: no way

#soy luna #lutteo #luna valente #matteo balsano #the fuck is this #who knows not me but it was very fun #deliverydefresas #mine

[disableddisaster]

do em all

ok

200: My crush’s name is: thats classified information

199: I was born in: edmonton!

198: I am really: gay asdfasdf

197: My cellphone company is: bell!

196: My eye color is: blue!

195: My shoe size is: 5W

194: My ring size is: ive literally never worn a ring asdfasdf

193: My height is: 4′11

192: I am allergic to: sooo.... much........ so much

191: My 1st car was: never had a car!

190: My 1st job was: ive cleaned a cottage once a month w my mom since i was like 12

189: Last book you read: hp and the philosophers stone :-)

188: My bed is: comfy and big

187: My pet: i have 5! 4 cats and a dog, flinty is my favourite boy, my son

186: My best friend: U!

185: My favorite shampoo is: the last shampoo i bought i bought cuz it had rainbow letters asdfasdf

184: Xbox or ps3: the last console i owned was a ps2 

183: Piggy banks are: useful?

182: In my pockets: i have no pockets im wearing pj shorts adfasd

181: On my calendar: whos organized enough to use a CALENDAR

180: Marriage is: gay and beautiful

179: Spongebob can: die

178: My mom: is the best i love her so much

177: The last three songs I bought were? i use spotify premium :O

176: Last YouTube video watched: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mAErcv38Go its ukrainian dancing asdfa

175: How many cousins do you have? 6??? im only in contact w 3 tho

174: Do you have any siblings? a sister and a brother

173: Are your parents divorced? my mom isnt w my bio dad anymore but they were never married

172: Are you taller than your mom? NO :(

171: Do you play an instrument? nope

170: What did you do yesterday? skyped my babies @to-andromeda and @irwinglasses for the first time in AGES[ I Believe In ]169: Love at first sight: no

168: Luck: no

167: Fate: no

166: Yourself: NO ADFDSF

165: Aliens:

164: Heaven: idk!! 

163: Hell: idk!!

162: God: yea

161: Horoscopes: hmm........ yes

160: Soul mates: yes!!!!!!!

159: Ghosts: YES

158: Gay Marriage: im literally a lesbian

157: War: asdfadsf what

156: Orbs: what.....

155: Magic: i wish :(

[ This or That ]154: Hugs or Kisses: kisses 4 sure

153: Drunk or High: drunk

152: Phone or Online: uhhh online? i think asdf i dont understand

151: Red heads or Black haired: red heads :-)

150: Blondes or Brunettes: brunettes

149: Hot or cold: cold

148: Summer or winter: summer i guess but its way too hot

147: Autumn or Spring:

146: Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla!

145: Night or Day: night!

144: Oranges or Apples: im allergic to both

143: Curly or Straight hair: curly :O

142: McDonalds or Burger King: mcds ew who eats at burger king

141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: white!!

140: Mac or PC: PC!

139: Flip flops or high heals: flip flops asdfasf

138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: i hate this question fuck off

137: Coke or Pepsi: pepsi!!!

136: Hillary or Obama: wheres my canadian politics question

135: Burried or cremated: cremation 

134: Singing or Dancing: dancing !

133: Coach or Chanel: what

132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: ...........whom asdfasdf

131: Small town or Big city: big CITY

130: Wal-Mart or Target: target was cool but they closed down here

129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: whom....

128: Manicure or Pedicure: manicure!! feet are gross adsfadf

127: East Coast or West Coast:

126: Your Birthday or Christmas: my birtjday for sure

125: Chocolate or Flowers: flowers!

124: Disney or Six Flags: disney i think idk ive been to neither adsfad

123: Yankees or Red Sox: a what[ Here’s What I Think About ]122: War: bad

121: George Bush: also bad

120: Gay Marriage: im gay

119: The presidential election: donald trump can kiss my gay ass

118: Abortion:

117: MySpace: i have no strong feelings on this

116: Reality TV: i dont have cable

115: Parents: i love them 

114: Back stabbers: uhh bad

113: Ebay: i ordered 5 rubix cubes off ebay for my brother once

112: Facebook: hell site

111: Work: who likes work asdfasd

110: My Neighbors: theyre all old 

109: Gas Prices: pretty low rn!

108: Designer Clothes: pointless

107: College: scary !

106: Sports: what is a sport

105: My family: i love my parents and my siblings v much

104: The future: uhh............ scary[ Last time I ]103: Hugged someone: like 2 days ago

102: Last time you ate: i ate a sandwich a few hours ago

101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: i saw u does that count

100: Cried in front of someone: last tiem i cried was in front of U!!!!!!

99: Went to a movie theater: emoji movie B)

98: Took a vacation: i went to the rockies on thurs!

97: Swam in a pool: i........ have no idea

96: Changed a diaper: its been a while theres no babies in my life :(

95: Got my nails done: i dont think ive ever ??? wait nvm high school graduation

94: Went to a wedding: my parents wedding when i was 5

93: Broke a bone: never!

92: Got a peircing: i got my ears pierced in like 1999

91: Broke the law: i didnt wear my SEATBELT yesterday 

90: Texted: i currently am texting

[ MISC ]

89: Who makes you laugh the most:

88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:

flint......... :(

87: The last movie I saw:

the emoji movie adfasdf

86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most:

this is gay but my gf coming back from vacation asdfa

85: The thing im not looking forward to:

school AAAAAAAAa

84: People call me:

shy

83: The most difficult thing to do is:

exist

82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:

my driving record is FLAWLESS

81: My zodiac sign is:

LIBRA!

80: The first person i talked to today was:

like actually spoke to?? the cashier at the grocery store

79: First time you had a crush:

78: The one person who i can’t hide things from:

literally everyone

77: Last time someone said something you were thinking:

idk 

76: Right now I am talking to:

the cats im cat sitting

75: What are you going to do when you grow up:

fuvck IDK

74: I have/will get a job: i just quit my job lol

73: Tomorrow: i have no plans

72: Today: i went grocery shopping

71: Next Summer: prolly gonna be hot

70: Next Weekend: redacted comes back from vacation :O

69: I have these pets: 4 cats and a dog!

68: The worst sound in the world:

a cat in heat or dry paper towel adfadf

67: The person that makes me cry the most is: fuck idk im an emotional bxtch

66: People that make you happy: redacted, u, emily, my mom,

65: Last time I cried: ln adsfadf

64: My friends are: gay and i love them

63: My computer is: cool it has a touch screen

62: My School: grant macewan 

61: My Car: nonexistent

60: I lose all respect for people who: r homophobes

59: The movie I cried at was: noooo fucking clue it was w redacted tho

58: Your hair color is: brown!

57: TV shows you watch: none!

56: Favorite web site: cats.com

55: Your dream vacation: nyc for like2 weeks in a fancy hotel

54: The worst pain I was ever in was: im chronically ill asdfasd i dont know

53: How do you like your steak cooked: in the garbage can

52: My room is: messy

51: My favorite celebrity is: keyboard cat

i dont feel like answering the rest adfasdf

#gaysun

[saturnsovereign]

All of the questions!!!!

crush asks

uhh shit bro but aight - i love talking about my gf :)

1: Do they drink coffee?

yup, but like mainly frappucinos

2: Are they left or right handed?

mainly right handed but she can use her left hand. she’s like ambidextrous

3: How do they do their hair? Facial hair? (If they have it)

she usually has her hair down

4: What’s their favorite animal?

i’m gonna take a guess and say doggos? idk i haven’t really asked

5: What is their relationship status?

um… not single? like the complete opposite of single XD

6: What is their favorite band/singer?

um idk i know one of her favorites is Christina Grimmie?

7: Are they more a cat or dog person?

doggo but i think she wants a cat

8: What does their laugh sound like?

like an angel that came down to heaven to bless us with her presense

9: Do they know multiple languages? Which ones?

English, Spanish, and she knows multiple Filipino dialects

10: How old are they? How old are you?

She’s 16, I’m 18, but we’re like maybe a year and a half apart

11: One word that describes them.

Nerd or Puppy

12: Do they have any pets?

un fluffy marshmallow doggo named Nerf

13: What is their favorite TV show?I know Bones is one of them

14: What is their favorite movie?

idk, babe what is your favorite movie?

15: What car do they drive?

black nissan leaf

16: What ethnicity and/or nationality are they?

half white, quarter mexican, quarter filipino

17: Where did you meet them?

technically I first met her in my creative writing class in middle school

18: What was your first meeting like?

She was one of the cool kids and she intimidated me.

In high school, I remember that I was working on marching rifle and she came up with one of my other friends to the field and went up to mama while she was teaching me something and I recognized her from middle school. I'm pretty sure she was trying to hide from me it was kinda cute tbh

19:  What is their zodiac sign? Are your signs compatible?

Virgo, everyone says it does

20: What month is their birthday?

She is an August baby

21: What is your favorite outfit on them?

When she has nothing on… heh. lesbian lumberjack

22: Are they good texters?

she texts like me in that she responds right away or it takes her 3 hours

23: Your favorite feature about their appearance.

Her eyes, I can get lost in them so easily

24: Your favorite thing about their personality.

She tries her best and she’s a total goof even though she says I am and like basically everything else about her really

25: Do they make you laugh?

She’s the one that can make me laugh when nothing else can

26: Do you make them laugh?

I try my best

27: Are they good huggers/ kissers?

oh god yes. yes to both

28: What is your favorite “flaw” that they have?

she cannot, for the love of god, not swear

29: Are they nice to strangers?

yes unless they don’t believe in equal rights?

30: What is the funniest thing they have ever said?

ok ok there's a lot but my favorite is "Let’s turn off the lights so that the judges can’t hear us drop" 😆

31: Saddest?

That she didn’t matter and that she was a disappointment 😔

32: Weirdest?

idk i know there is a lot of weird ones but I can't think of them off the top of my head

33: Cutest?

Her to me: "I can't believe you said yes" (why tf would i say no?)

34: Ever dreamt about them? What happened in the dream?

I remember dreaming in to kiss her but like I face-planted on my pillow and woke up. That’s like one of the few dreams I do remember

35: How tall are they? How tall are you?

hhhhh. She’s 4'20 I’m 5'2

36: Do they have a booty?

she dooooooooooo (she’s very cheeky 😉)

37: What are their hobbies?

She likes gaming, I guess reading and writing, watching shows and sports, and like maybe doing guard if you consider it as a hobby?

38: What are their talents?

Practically anything she puts her mind to, but like she's has hella good memory, really good at multitasking and she has so many skills under her belt

39: What would your dream date be with them?

Getting to do stuff alone while I can spoil her and not have to worry about avoiding anybody

40: Does anyone know about your crush/love?

Practically all of my friends, sorry i can't contain my gay ass

41: What do you guys have in common?

we first bonded over bisexual buddies and it just took off from there

42: Do they go to the gym?

yup and it shows too 😏

43: Do they go by their given name?

No, she goes by a shortened version of her birth name (Isabella makes her sound like a spicy Queen 😆 and Bella means beautiful which is hella accurate)

44: What is their favorite color?

orange and black

45: How far apart do you live from them?

About 2.5 miles away… it’s walkable

46: What song reminds you of them?

Holy by PVRIS, Say you won't let go by James Arthur and then practically any love song

47: Do they listen to a lot of music?

yup and her music taste is so much better than mine

48: What do they smell like?

soccer and conditioner 😆

49: If they were in a book (protagonist or antagonist or supporting character, up to you) how would the writer describe them?

I sent her multiple asks before we really started dating if you wanna read it its on her blog

50: How often do you see them?

Almost everyday

51: The last text/ message they sent you?

you bite into it all it all CUMS out 😉😉😉

52: The last thing they said to you in person?

I love you

53: What is the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you in front of them?

boi everything about me is embarrassing

54: Do they have any tattoos or piercings?

nope

55: What color are their eyes?

dark brown

56: What is their clothing style?

It makes her look straight unless she really tried not to look straight. Also: black

57: What is one thing that makes them really special?

She’s so strong and she’s gone through so much and yet she’s still a wonderful person and I just can't help but be so proud of her

58: Will you tell your crush your feelings?

… i mean I think she already knows? (it would be kind of awkward if she didn’t know considering we're dating...)

59: How long did you know them before you started falling for them?

I’ve honestly always thought she was beautiful but like I didn’t start falling for her until the prank... and like when i did fell god I fell so hard

60: Was there a defining moment when you knew you liked them?

When I was in my house out of town and I had gotten a message from her and my ex-bf that I was trying to get back together with and I realized I was way more excited about opening her messages than his…

61: Do they have any quirks or habits?

Her nose does that cute wiggly thing and like she doesn’t like her food touching and when she’s concentrating she often has her tongue poking out of her mouth

62: What “most likely” superlative would they receive?

Most likely to roast your ass

63: Which romcom or TV couple reminds you of the two of you together?

idk just think OTP yeah? like the tol and the smol, the dark hair to light hair, etc.

64: How do they look shirtless?

💯💯💯👌👌💕😍

65: When was the last time you saw them?

a few hours ago at school

66: What is the weirdest thing about them that you find attractive?

idk if you call this weird but i find it cute when she pulls swears out of her ass

67: What is the sweetest thing they’ve ever said to/ about you?

that she considered me as one of her best friends

68:  What shoes do they wear the most?

either converse or vans

69: Making out with them: hot & heavy or sweet & slow?

depends on the mood tbh but when we're in full make out mode and people aren't in the room, its hot and heavy

70: If you were/ are dating, what would you do for them on Valentine’s day?

heh she'll find out tomorrow

71: Have you ever cried over them?

ye

72: Has something they did/said to you ever make you cry?

ye

73: What makes you think of them?

nerdy references, memes, gay stuff, marriage

74: Do you have any inside jokes with them?

Our inside jokes eventually become outside?

75: What is the most you’ve done with them physically? (hugged, kissed, cuddled etc.)

um all of the above and more

76: First impression of them?

i thought she was cool but i was intimidated by her

77: Have they ever caught you staring or giving them glances?

hehe ye

78: Have you ever caught them?

yup

79: How long can you be away before you start to miss them?

1 minute

80: Do they wear glasses?

her nerd goggles look cute on her

81: Do your friends approve?

basically all but one and that one's now not really my friend

82: Would your parents approve?

um idk cuz we're gay and they don't know i'm gay

83: Do you think their friends/ family would approve?

i don't think so :(

84: Do they have a nickname for you?

i'm a dork and her flower cowboy

85: Have you ever thought about the spending the rest of your life with them?

oh yeah definitely

86: If you had kids together, what would you name them?

...Is it bad that I'm more ready to name our doggos instead of our kid?

87: What is your favorite scenario between you two that you’ve made up in your head?

we have a place of our own and like everything is peaceful and like we can cuddle whenever we like

88: What is your favorite interaction that has actually happened?

Every interaction? idk its hard to pick

89: If they were free tonight and wanted to hang out with you, where would you take them/ what would you do?

My bed and take a nap with them

90: Are they pretentious/ snobby/ picky about anything? What?

Um they don't like some foods? idk if you'd call that picky tho

91: Do you guys have the same political views?

Yup

92: Do you guys share the same religion?

we were both raised as christians I believe but its not really a big thing in our lives

93: Do you think they would reject you if you asked them out? Why?

Maybe? idk she might be busy

94: Are they the type of person who would come help if you called them in the middle of the night?

Yes considering she needs to sleep earlier (or at least take a nap)

95: Have you ever fantasized sexually about them?

ye

96: Do you think they would make good parents?

We're raising our guard kids rn and she's been a pretty good mother

97: Have you ever had an argument with them?

I traumatized her with a cupcake and frosting bc she wouldn't admit that she was smart

98: Do you already know which piece of their clothing you would make ‘yours’ if you were dating?

I like her sweaters

99: L'esprit de l’escalier is the French word for when you think of the perfect response after the conversation has already ended. Rewrite a conversation between you and them, how it went and how you wish it had gone.

um idk? like I wish I had told her I thought she was beautiful long before we started dating?

100: How many of these do you think they could answer about you?

Most if not all of them

#awww yeeee #otp #banana bread #ask #anon #message #I LOVE YOU BABE #Anonymous

[nanalikessurveys]

Can you name a uniquely named crayon in the Crayola 64 pack? No, i can’t  What kind of car did your parents have while you were growing up? I’m so bad with cars, so i have no idea what kind of car it was Do you tie your socks together or roll them up? I roll them up When’s the last time you had peanut butter? Probably in elementary school haha. i remember buying peanut butter with my friend after school from this local small kiosk and we ate almost half of it and then we hid the jar in a tree hole. and then the next day after school we ate the rest of it LOL random memories What was your last bad date? I’ve never been on a bad date

Do you ever wish your birthday was on a different day? No, it doesn’t really matter. but when i was younger it was a bit of a bummer because my birthday falls on autumn break. and i couldn't celebrate it with my class (i don’t know about other countries but at least here in finland it’s pretty common to celebrate your birthday with you class and bring some candy to school and share it with everyone) What holiday would you want to have your birthday on? I don’t know really Have you ever gone snorkeling or scuba diving? I haven’t

If yes, what’s the coolest thing you’ve seen? -

Do you sunburn easily? I don’t know. i don’t tan or spend time in the summer alot What’s your favorite filling in chocolates? Uhh, i don’t know. i just like plain milk chocolate When’s the last time you had a smore? I’ve never eaten those Have you read the Twilight series? No Does your best friend have any phobias? I think she does What’s the last thing you said to your mom? I said bye bye see you on friday Why couldn’t you go to sleep the last time you were up all night? I had a weird feeling in my leg. i think it’s restless legs. and it was annoying me What breed of dog do you find the most annoying? I don’t know anything about dogs Do you prefer the taste of lemon or limes? I can’t really taste the difference What do you think about Sarah Palin running for president in 2012? Nothing really What would you name your firstborn son? I like the name Lukas/Lucas but i don’t know if i would name my son that Do you cook anything you don’t like eating? I don’t What’s the last picture you colored? I can’t remember Do you make out sentences out of the little Vday candy hearts? I don’t know what you’re talking about What is the cheesiest way a guy could propose marriage? Idk

Do you watch any reality shows on MTV or VH1? I don’t Would you have a better chance of surviving in the Sahara or Alaska? I’m sure i wouldn’t survive in any of those When’s the last time you pet a cat? Couple minutes ago Were you missing your front teeth as a child? Haven’t we all? Do you remember Eureka’s Castle on Nick JR? No What’s the last song you hummed to cuz you didn’t know the lyrics? I don’t remember What would you say is Paris Hilton’s occupation? An heiress? If you could have a body like any celebrity’s, who would it be? Probs rihanna

If you could have any celebrity’s baby, who would it be? No thank you Do you know anyone whose name starts with Sh? No What’s the worst Christmas present you’ve ever received? I haven’t received a bad christmas present Are you wearing a necklace? No Do you have any noticeable moles or birthmarks? I have a mole next to my upper lip Is there a salon you religously go to for beauty care? Not religously

Count to ten in another language. Why Do you feel uncomfortable telling friends they have boogers in their nose? I guess so What do you remember from sex ed class when you were younger? I don’t remember any sex ed classes

What’s the first instrument you ever played? A piano Are you a mommy’s child or daddy’s child? Mommy’s girl What’s the last thing you wore around your neck? A necklace Would you ever eat rhino meat? I don’t think i would Who do you think deserves an award? Idk Have you ever had a friend break up with a bf/gf for you? No Do you own any books with a red cover? I do

#survey #surveys

[datingadviceonreddit]

This is a super-lengthy background, but she's worth the time for me to type it, even if it discourages reading all the way through. There will be a TL;DR after the backstory and the request for help... just keep scrolling.I had a whirlwind relationship with a girl I met at a good friend's wedding back in June--she was the cousin of the bride. We met cuz I'm an idiot who has the fear of running late, so I was EXTREMELY early to the wedding, and the only people there were members of the bridal party and some scattered family. I sat down and started talking to her father, her, and her brother since they were the only ones not doing anything, and found out she and I had a lot in common. At the reception, she came up to me and wanted to keep talking, so we spent the next few hours doing just that. Another friend, during dinner conversation, had told me I should go see Wonder Woman since it was fantastic, so I asked this girl if she'd want to go do that. She said that she flies back to Oregon the next day for finals week (we're in Kansas), so we'd have to go tonight (i.e. Leave her cousin's wedding reception early). I'm okay with that--my birthday was the day before, and the universe gifted me a call from my doctor confirming that my results from the week before are in fact depression and an email from a company I'd been in talks with for 3mos telling me that they're on a hiring freeze so, despite their wishes to hire me, they can't. The conversation with her was unquestionably the highlight of my week, and I didn't want to call it quits before I had to.The conversation on the drive to the theater turns noticeably flirtier, and we seem to have really good chemistry on top of similar academic goals and passion for learning. On the walk back to the car, I ask her what it would take for her to come back and visit me. She says $400--the cost of a plane ticket, since that's the only barrier. I get her number after the movie [details omitted, but we hit it off, romantically], and we proceed to text on a daily basis after she flies back home. ~2wks after all this, she tells me that she's been saving money for a while and wants to come back to visit me. The soonest she can is in the middle of August (current storyline date is mid-June), due to her summer work schedules. Books flight for a week-long stay, after talking with me about it to find longest time for least money. I'm excited. Haven't felt this for a long time. We continue talking daily. Making comments on the 4th of July about wishing we could have spent it together, but New Year's Eve is more romantic, so she says I should plan to spend it with her. A few days later, we don't talk for the first day ever--she was at a baby shower party sleepover in a cabin, without cell service. When she comes back into cell reception, texts me that she missed talking to me and wants me to be her boyfriend. I agree but am mad cuz I had wanted to be the one to ask and make it official. The next month is filled with phone calls, FaceTime, texts, and random photos throughout our work days, along with plans for what we want to do when she visits. Almost too much to pack into a week, but any plans we don't carry out can just happen next time. A week into our official relationship, she asks me what I think about moving to Oregon after my 6-month contract job is up, because she wants to be close to me, although she has 3 years of college left to finish her double-major in Physics and Education (so her moving isn't really an option). I don't hesitate to say yes, which surprised ME, since during my last relationship (of 5.5yrs), I didn't feel comfortable moving in with /that/ gf after years of dating. But I see a future here, and moving that far for someone I care this much about (and who cares about me this much) doesn't seem scary at all--I'm 27. I'm done with school, and I've had my share of bad decisions, and the good experience that comes from those decisions. Aside from my family, I have nothing keeping me in Kansas, and have had job interviews in Connecticut, Texas, Minnesota, and Virginia. Why not Oregon?Her flight landed last Wednesday night, and I pick her up at the airport. I get a tackle-hug that lasts a solid minute, or longer.. not really sure, but it didn't matter cuz I was elated. On the drive back, we talk about the finalized plans for the week--I want her to meet my parents the next day at dinner, and she has an outfit picked out for it already. My parents love her and tell me that I need to be sure to treat her right (shouldn't be a problem; the only reason she came back to Kansas was to visit me, and I'm not about to make her regret that decision). On Friday, I pick her up on my way home from work and we head out to visit some friends a couple hours away. I have a hotel room booked so that we can give that "living together" thing a trial run, and also just have some time to ourselves. I've held off saying "the L word" but had already made up my mind that that's how I felt and was going to tell her before the weekend ended. We fall asleep curled up together (I've been averse to spending the night with girls in the same bed cuz I like my space, but this felt..natural. Another thing I was surprised at myself for). Saturday comes, and we head to a Discovery Center that's a short walk from the hotel and spend a few hours walking around and then decide that we need to solve all 16 brain teaser puzzles, and make it into a challenge between us. It was a blast, and then realize it's 2:30 and we should probably get lunch, after sleeping through breakfast. I wanted to take her somewhere nice, but she wants fries and a shake from McDonald's, so we go to McDonald's--spending time with her is more important than WHERE it's spent, after all, and I want her to enjoy herself. After we eat, I'd planned on taking her to the zoo (it's a dinky zoo, but we both love animals, so it seemed like a good idea), but it was set to close in an hour and it was getting hot and humid, so we go back to the hotel and curl up to watch Monsters, Inc. She plays a couple games on her phone while I watch/doze beside her, and don't really talk much. It's nice to know we can just enjoy each other's company, even though I felt like I wasn't doing enough to fill the week. She insists she's had a fantastic day, but chilling like this is what she normally does, so she's just as content now as she was this morning.. after a few more movies come and go on TV (Monsters University, Big Hero 6), I suggest heading into town for dinner and watching a band perform nearby. She doesn't really want to leave, but doesn't want to keep me from going with my friends (which we'd talked about doing, the night before). I pass on that, and look for places we can get take-out and eat in the room, order it, and head to pick it up. On the way there, I get a text from my parents asking if I'm still planning to bring her to the airport to meet my brother when his flight gets in. Again, part of the plan we'd talked about, but I wanted to check with her when I got back. We eat for a bit and I mention the airport meeting the next day. She puts down her fork and says "we should probably talk that..." Me: Her: "I don't want to be this far away from you all the time." Me: "....you mean.. you don't want to be dating while you're in Oregon and I'm still here..." She nods, and continues with "I've had such an amazing time this weekend with you, but there's just felt like so much pressure to do things--all those plans we made--because who know when the next time we'll actually see each other is. And I just.. don't want to do that."I'd been juggling bills to figure out how often I could fly to see her, since my job paid fairly well and my parents had let me live with them for the duration of this contract, since it was extremely close to them, and had figured I could make monthly visits to her.. albeit only for a weekend, since she would have classes/work and I have a full-time job.. I hadn't told her the frequency I'd hoped for, but she knew I was planning to save up and visit sometimes. I couldn't argue with the facts: a few days a month being the best I could manage isn't fair to expect someone to hold out for.. That 5.5-year relationship I'd had? 2 of those years had distance involved, and I felt like I couldn't go do things with my friends in college because my girlfriend wasn't there. I didn't want her to have that same dismal college experience because of me.Cutting back to the break-up, I sat comatose for a while. Based on the day we'd had, I had no idea that this was coming. Part of me was flattered that she'd had so much fun with me; the other part was obliterated. I tried to talk, but couldn't form anything more than a syllable or two before losing my composure. It took forever, but my brain kicked over to the self-preservation mode I have--problem-solving. I asked her if there was anything that could change. She said the distance was too much, and she wasn't going to ask me to move for her and as an attempt to try to fix this. I told her she wasn't asking; I was offering. I'd found a few jobs in that area in my professional field, from when she'd proposed moving in together a month ago. The follow-up was (and I'm merging days here--parts of this happened the following morning, but there was a lot of crying in between the related conversations) that she wasn't sure that's what she wanted me to do. She doesn't want me to move farther away in an effort to get away from her, but moving to be closer to her would be a lot more pressure than she wants at this point. On the drive home, the first hour was spent by me trying to cohesive script a monologue. Not as a hail-Mary/please take me back, but because I never once felt like I couldn't tell her what I was thinking, and she had always encouraged me to be open with my feelings. She knew I saw a future--we'd talked about that before, as well, and I talked about all the things I wanted to do with her in the future--traveling to new places with her, going back to places I'd been with my family that I thought she'd love... meeting the rest of her family when I came to visit in Oregon.. everything that I could think of. Because there was a part of me that feared (fears?) that when I dropped her off at her dad's for the remaining 3 days of the week we'd planned to spend together, I'll never see her again. She didn't say much in response. I didn't really know what sort of response I would want in return--I was just talking to get my feelings out instead of bottling them up. She loved hearing how much of a future I wanted with her, but said that she's not sure that's what she wants and she doesn't want to promise anything years down the line just because it's what she knows I want to hear.The 6 weeks we dated was the healthiest relationship I've ever had. She taught me the importance of being honest with myself and not being afraid to say what I'm feeling, what an emotionally-effortless and healthy relationship feels like, and that the years I've spent feeling that I had to compromise on what I wanted in a partner were wrong--people exist who have adorable little quirks that match perfectly with yours, as long as you admit you have those quirks in the first place. Or as my best friend puts it: "finding someone whose inner demons play well with yours."Before I went to bed beside my now-ex-girlfriend that Saturday night, I showered and thought about all of this (not at length like I am now), and realized that being honest about how I felt didn't need to stop now. I knew I loved her, and have for weeks. If I didn't at least tell her that at some point, I would be lying to her and myself. I told her that she didn't have to say it back, but the last time I told anyone and was genuinely sincere about this connotation of the phrase was shortly before my last girlfriend became my ex... and her roommate told me she was sleeping with a married coworker. Which was nearly 5yrs ago. Since I've never felt anything but sincerity and compassion during this relationship, I want to change that streak, so I told her I loved her. She started crying and said it back, and that she had wanted to say it for weeks but saved it until it was in person.. and then we ended up breaking up.I've talked to more friends about this breakup than I did for the one I was cheated on, and I feel like I'm emotionally recovering better, but I don't want to give up on someone like this. I don't want to try to be friends right now, since I think we both need a little time to switch gears back to non-relationship, but I've had 3 friends tell me to move to Oregon since "people have done dumber things for love," try to stay in touch, or--most surprisingly, from my fiscally-driven father--"$400 isn't that much for a flight, in the grand scheme of things, for someone like that."But I'm at a loss for what the RIGHT "next steps" are. Part of me feels like the relationship was fantasy-like, since it wasn't in-person, so things like moving in or having a future sounded great in a theoretical sense. But once the fantasy aspect was suspended and we were in the same physical place, the fact that she's only 19 and has 3 years of school left came into play--long-term plans aren't the kind of thing to make at the stage of life, and she's just as logical as I am.. if I see that as possibility, I'm [almost] positive she's thought that, too. Even if subconsciously.TL;DR Met a girl who turned out to be my dream girl at a wedding 2mos ago, dated long-distance, and broke up when she came to visit because she realized the distance was too much at this point in her life. Need suggestions on how to not throw the towel in without burning the bridge by being a try-hard. via /r/dating_advice

#dating #dating advice #reddit

[jawllines]

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Harry fucked up.

Now was it a tremendous fuck up? No, nothing life altering and terrible would come from it other than hard hitting embarrassment and shame if anyone were to find out he were lying. It was something he could probably weasel his way out of too, since he'd perfected the art of weaseling his way out of things in the past few weeks, but the fucked part is, is that he can't truly weasel the way out of his weasel, if that makes sense. Harry's dug himself into a pit that he's stuck in either way he goes about it -- damned if he does, damned if he doesn't.

See, Harry has been going through a period of time this year where he just liked being alone. Just liked staying at his flat and chilling out, after an outrageous Sophomore year in UNI where he had just exhausted himself of partying and balancing his academics on top of that. It seemed like a good idea to just cool down for a while this summer -- to just take a breather, recollect himself and his thoughts, maybe pick up knitting, or finally finish that Bukowski book he'd started midwinter and set down on his nightstand to not be touched since.

Though he had a group of friends who really didn't take that as an excuse to quit partying. It was their vacation after all, they're supposed to be living it up and having a blast while they can -- Harry included -- so if he wanted to get out of something he needed an excuse. A good excuse too, "I'm tired" didn't cut it with them.

So Harry had fabricated a girlfriend. And he knows, god he knows it's dumb, and childish, and he shouldn't be lying about something like this but it was the easiest way out! Ducking out of plans with the ol' "Ah m'sorry Mate, the missus' wan's to visit this Tapas restaurant," or "I would but m'staying in for a cuddle and as much as I love you lot, m'getting head tonight," always worked out smoothest. They never asked much about her, or at least Harry didn't really give them a chance to before he was off the phone. Sure he'd made up bits and pieces here and there that would make it seem like he really won it with this one and had them (especially Niall) thinking he's got the  perfect girlfriend. One who he rarely argues with (unless its playful), is just a freak in the bedroom, likes to pig out with him, smart as hell, gives great back massages, is funny as all get out, and smells sweet too.

Which was good for a while -- it was a safe, clean fib that he was getting away with. Or at least it had been, until he's put in a group chat with the lot of them talking about a cabin they've rented out an hour or two away for a small summer getaway. He gives it his best, he does, tries to wiggle out of it, but they beg and they plead with him.

We haven't seen you in sooooo long

right it's been like a decade !

cuz he's so whipped for his gf he's forgotten about us :(

just bring her too then, ffs, we haven't met her yet, this would be the perfect time to

Yes!! Bring the girl you've been gushing about, been wanting to meet her

u dont even have to pay for the cabin it's all squared away, it'll be so much fun H, u gotta

How was he going to say no to all of that? How could he say no and then explain that he's been lying this whole time, that there is no girl, and he's just been avoiding them all because he's tired? That'd sure start a ton of shit he doesn't want to much deal with.

So he responds without thinking it through to the full extent. Says yes, that they will go, and asks for all the details and times and whatnot, what he should bring and what he shouldn't. They're all stoked, so happy to see him and he can't say that it doesn't feel good that he's wanted -- it's a nice feeling it is, but he's got one aching problem that the love of friends just won't fix.

Harry's got to find a girlfriend that suits everything he's ever said to them in the next four days, or he's going to make a fool out of himself.

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Finding a fake girlfriend was a lot harder than he thought, more so since he'd told the boys that they wouldn't know her. So this requires a lot of digging, a lot of asking one night stands what they're doing in the upcoming week, a lot of asking old friends from Holmes Chapel to fly out so he didn't look like an idiot,  lot of panicked late night drafting, deleting, and redrafting a Craigslist ad. He was willing to offer money too, just for the sake of it and as the final selling point. He was starting to wish he hadn't said much about this fake girlfriend at all, so a fake boyfriend could've been a possibility too, but he hadn't thought that far into the lie.

Harry was just in the midst of realizing how much of a sad, dramatic Disney movie his life was turning into when he gets an alert on his phone. It makes him jump, it vibrating just towards the edge of the counter so he slaps his hand down atop of it to stop it from slipping off the granite. His heart is drumming from the adrenaline of saving his phone when he sees who it's from.

Heyyyy, I was wonderin' if I could have my pen back? I know its been a minute and I said you could have it but turns out that was my fav pen not the copy of my fav pen. I've got your cute flower sticky post-its to return to you too, so we could do a trade off.

Y/N was a girl who sat besides him during his Bio lectures this past semester. Really, she was the only thing that got him through it because he zoned out way too much and she always let him borrow her notes, partnered up with him when they had labs or projects, and always read through the final draft of some of the essays they had to put it (not just for Bio, but for some of his English courses as well). They'd bonded some, but she was one of those friends that really just stayed within the realms of school -- never ventured out of that.

During their exam they had to write a constructive response in pen and Harry hadn't brought one so Y/N let him use hers and in return he gave her his flower sticky notes so they would remember to give each thing back to each other. Neither did, however, and Harry had pretty much forgotten he had it until he came across it the other day. He'd been meaning to text her about it, but he'd left it on his coffee table and sort of just forgot about it again.

Now that Harry thinks about it, he wishes he would've kept in better contact with her. Y/N was a good laugh and nice to chat with -- made the two hour long labs seem like a breeze and the professor just adored her so they always got a damn nice grade. She was pretty amazing too, way fucking smart, and smells really nice -- like vanilla -- and sometimes she would bring in a big homemade bag of these fancy seasoned pretzel sticks that she let him dig into.

Well, now that he really thinks about it, she sounds exactly like the girlfriend he told the others about.

And well, fuck, it was a long shot, but Y/N might just be his best fucking chance at getting out of this scrape free. Y/N's pretty chill with a lot of things, goes with the flow, and is laid back when the time calls for it. Has their old Bio professor thing she was an absolute angel that the heavens bestowed onto this earth, so she was a pretty good actor as well.

He can't imagine this working out in his favor but he isn't just not going to ask. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and he's willing to give her any amount she wants for a week and a half of her time.

So he messages her back for a place and a time and when she offers the coffee shop a few blocks from his house he agrees, takes one more spoonful of the fruity pebbles he'd been cramming down his throat before closing his laptop and setting his phone down atop of it.  The goal right now is hopping in the shower and making himself smell all nice, fresh, and like a "Tropical Thunderstorm" that will hopefully aide in persuading her. All he could hope for right now is for her to agree easily -- hell, he'd even buy her coffee and one of those cute little strawberry hard shell cakes to buy her out.

Blowing a raspberry at the air, he stretches out his limbs towards the sky and the ground, before rolling his arms back. It looks like he's gearing up for a fight but he's just readying himself. This is quest he has to conquer or he's just absolutely, positively fucked.

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"Okay."

What? 

"What?"

Harry had met up with Y/N, bought her a coffee as planned and got them a booth in a comfortable little nook of the coffee shop. They served it in these huge mugs that she was both gushing over and bashing ("This is the most hipster shit I've seen in my life, but s'got such a cute little bunny on the side, I'm in love.), she slid him his sticky notes and he slid her the pen. After a suitable amount of chatter, like how their summer's have been going, and Y/N telling him a very intense story of how she had to help her friend escape from a club so her boyfriend didn't see her (they hiked her up through a bathroom window), Harry tried to bring it up cautiously and carefully. Explaining his dilemma the best he could, from the wanting some personal time to himself to cool down and relax, to the counterfeited girlfriend he'd conjured up, and ending with the fact that now he's expected to go to a cabin with said "girlfriend" to meet his buddies.

So he asked her, trying to keep himself from cringing at his own proposition.

"Would you pretend to be my girlfriend so I don't make a fool out of myself?"

And, well, she just said okay without a second thought at all.

"I said okay," her brows a furrow and a smile tugs at her mouth, "You aren't asking for a kidney, and the amenities include Wi-Fi, running water, and actual bedding as you informed me. Doesn't sound like too bad of a time either."

This went a lot smoother than Harry thought, and he's still blinking at her, wide eyed but  a grin is broadening across his cheeks, "So you'll do it? Really?" Y/N nods, and Harry just about jumps from his seat, stretching across the table to wrap his arms around her in a tight hug, "God you're a life saver! Thought you would tell me to fuck off or something." She returns the hug easily, which is good he thinks -- he hopes this means Y/N's good with being touchy feely, the way she squeezes him to her.

"S'no problem, really, what was I going to do this week anyways? All my friends took a trip to Australia and I refused because of the creatures they have living down there, so I just have loads of TV dramas queued up and candy I shouldn't be eating." She releases him as he settles back down into his seat, "So what kind of girl did you tell them I was -- like how should I act? M'I shy or outgoing, soft and sweet, or loud and brash, please don't tell me you gave them an eye color because I'm shit with contacts."

Harry is just positively giddy, wiggling in his seat as he takes a sip from his latte and tries to recall the nitty gritty details he's told them about her, "You're soft, cute, smart and really funny, so you don't need to work on anything there," he says cheekily and she rolls her eyes, tossing a crumbled up napkin at him, "We eat a lot together and ya give great back massages."

"I eat a lot on my own anyways so this is good." She chimes in and Harry makes a fist in triumph, "I dunno about the back massages, but I can work on my skills, surely. Anything else?"

"This ones the most important," he says, leaning in close, lowering his voice and she leans in as well in response to it, "We are very, very, very in love. We gotta sell this, do you think you can?"

Y/N waves at the air like she's brushing it off.

"Easy as pie."

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Harry is a jittery nervous and excited that he can't really explain. It's like -- he's pumped to see his friends again, he realizes he's missed the dolts after being a shut in for the few weeks he's had been. He's excited for them to meet Y/N, who isn't his real girlfriend but it's nice to finally have her to prove to them he's not lying (well, sort of), because this was sure to quash any doubts. Plus spending time with Y/N outside of Bio wasn't so bad either -- she's proven to be just as much of a good time as she was in there, in the outside world, so he worries none about the two hour trip driving down there nor pretending to be in love.

He's attempting to tidy his house some -- she's coming over tonight with her bags and everything packed so they can leave early-ish in the morning, and they need to go over a few more details before he forgets. They also have to practice being a couple. . .doing coupe-ly things, like cuddles, and hugs, and they can't make it look like it's been the first time they're touching each other or his friends would see through them right away. By tidying though, he's really just shoving things where they fit, stacking papers and cramming them into a book before slipping it beneath his chair, fluffing out his throw blanket and actually lying it on the back of the couch.  

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This is a super-lengthy background, but she's worth the time for me to type it, even if it discourages reading all the way through. There will be a TL;DR after the backstory and the request for help... just keep scrolling.I had a whirlwind relationship with a girl I met at a good friend's wedding back in June--she was the cousin of the bride. We met cuz I'm an idiot who has the fear of running late, so I was EXTREMELY early to the wedding, and the only people there were members of the bridal party and some scattered family. I sat down and started talking to her father, her, and her brother since they were the only ones not doing anything, and found out she and I had a lot in common. At the reception, she came up to me and wanted to keep talking, so we spent the next few hours doing just that. Another friend, during dinner conversation, had told me I should go see Wonder Woman since it was fantastic, so I asked this girl if she'd want to go do that. She said that she flies back to Oregon the next day for finals week (we're in Kansas), so we'd have to go tonight (i.e. Leave her cousin's wedding reception early). I'm okay with that--my birthday was the day before, and the universe gifted me a call from my doctor confirming that my results from the week before are in fact depression and an email from a company I'd been in talks with for 3mos telling me that they're on a hiring freeze so, despite their wishes to hire me, they can't. The conversation with her was unquestionably the highlight of my week, and I didn't want to call it quits before I had to.The conversation on the drive to the theater turns noticeably flirtier, and we seem to have really good chemistry on top of similar academic goals and passion for learning. On the walk back to the car, I ask her what it would take for her to come back and visit me. She says $400--the cost of a plane ticket, since that's the only barrier. I get her number after the movie [details omitted, but we hit it off, romantically], and we proceed to text on a daily basis after she flies back home. ~2wks after all this, she tells me that she's been saving money for a while and wants to come back to visit me. The soonest she can is in the middle of August (current storyline date is mid-June), due to her summer work schedules. Books flight for a week-long stay, after talking with me about it to find longest time for least money. I'm excited. Haven't felt this for a long time. We continue talking daily. Making comments on the 4th of July about wishing we could have spent it together, but New Year's Eve is more romantic, so she says I should plan to spend it with her. A few days later, we don't talk for the first day ever--she was at a baby shower party sleepover in a cabin, without cell service. When she comes back into cell reception, texts me that she missed talking to me and wants me to be her boyfriend. I agree but am mad cuz I had wanted to be the one to ask and make it official. The next month is filled with phone calls, FaceTime, texts, and random photos throughout our work days, along with plans for what we want to do when she visits. Almost too much to pack into a week, but any plans we don't carry out can just happen next time. A week into our official relationship, she asks me what I think about moving to Oregon after my 6-month contract job is up, because she wants to be close to me, although she has 3 years of college left to finish her double-major in Physics and Education (so her moving isn't really an option). I don't hesitate to say yes, which surprised ME, since during my last relationship (of 5.5yrs), I didn't feel comfortable moving in with /that/ gf after years of dating. But I see a future here, and moving that far for someone I care this much about (and who cares about me this much) doesn't seem scary at all--I'm 27. I'm done with school, and I've had my share of bad decisions, and the good experience that comes from those decisions. Aside from my family, I have nothing keeping me in Kansas, and have had job interviews in Connecticut, Texas, Minnesota, and Virginia. Why not Oregon?Her flight landed last Wednesday night, and I pick her up at the airport. I get a tackle-hug that lasts a solid minute, or longer.. not really sure, but it didn't matter cuz I was elated. On the drive back, we talk about the finalized plans for the week--I want her to meet my parents the next day at dinner, and she has an outfit picked out for it already. My parents love her and tell me that I need to be sure to treat her right (shouldn't be a problem; the only reason she came back to Kansas was to visit me, and I'm not about to make her regret that decision). On Friday, I pick her up on my way home from work and we head out to visit some friends a couple hours away. I have a hotel room booked so that we can give that "living together" thing a trial run, and also just have some time to ourselves. I've held off saying "the L word" but had already made up my mind that that's how I felt and was going to tell her before the weekend ended. We fall asleep curled up together (I've been averse to spending the night with girls in the same bed cuz I like my space, but this felt..natural. Another thing I was surprised at myself for). Saturday comes, and we head to a Discovery Center that's a short walk from the hotel and spend a few hours walking around and then decide that we need to solve all 16 brain teaser puzzles, and make it into a challenge between us. It was a blast, and then realize it's 2:30 and we should probably get lunch, after sleeping through breakfast. I wanted to take her somewhere nice, but she wants fries and a shake from McDonald's, so we go to McDonald's--spending time with her is more important than WHERE it's spent, after all, and I want her to enjoy herself. After we eat, I'd planned on taking her to the zoo (it's a dinky zoo, but we both love animals, so it seemed like a good idea), but it was set to close in an hour and it was getting hot and humid, so we go back to the hotel and curl up to watch Monsters, Inc. She plays a couple games on her phone while I watch/doze beside her, and don't really talk much. It's nice to know we can just enjoy each other's company, even though I felt like I wasn't doing enough to fill the week. She insists she's had a fantastic day, but chilling like this is what she normally does, so she's just as content now as she was this morning.. after a few more movies come and go on TV (Monsters University, Big Hero 6), I suggest heading into town for dinner and watching a band perform nearby. She doesn't really want to leave, but doesn't want to keep me from going with my friends (which we'd talked about doing, the night before). I pass on that, and look for places we can get take-out and eat in the room, order it, and head to pick it up. On the way there, I get a text from my parents asking if I'm still planning to bring her to the airport to meet my brother when his flight gets in. Again, part of the plan we'd talked about, but I wanted to check with her when I got back. We eat for a bit and I mention the airport meeting the next day. She puts down her fork and says "we should probably talk that..." Me: Her: "I don't want to be this far away from you all the time." Me: "....you mean.. you don't want to be dating while you're in Oregon and I'm still here..." She nods, and continues with "I've had such an amazing time this weekend with you, but there's just felt like so much pressure to do things--all those plans we made--because who know when the next time we'll actually see each other is. And I just.. don't want to do that."I'd been juggling bills to figure out how often I could fly to see her, since my job paid fairly well and my parents had let me live with them for the duration of this contract, since it was extremely close to them, and had figured I could make monthly visits to her.. albeit only for a weekend, since she would have classes/work and I have a full-time job.. I hadn't told her the frequency I'd hoped for, but she knew I was planning to save up and visit sometimes. I couldn't argue with the facts: a few days a month being the best I could manage isn't fair to expect someone to hold out for.. That 5.5-year relationship I'd had? 2 of those years had distance involved, and I felt like I couldn't go do things with my friends in college because my girlfriend wasn't there. I didn't want her to have that same dismal college experience because of me.Cutting back to the break-up, I sat comatose for a while. Based on the day we'd had, I had no idea that this was coming. Part of me was flattered that she'd had so much fun with me; the other part was obliterated. I tried to talk, but couldn't form anything more than a syllable or two before losing my composure. It took forever, but my brain kicked over to the self-preservation mode I have--problem-solving. I asked her if there was anything that could change. She said the distance was too much, and she wasn't going to ask me to move for her and as an attempt to try to fix this. I told her she wasn't asking; I was offering. I'd found a few jobs in that area in my professional field, from when she'd proposed moving in together a month ago. The follow-up was (and I'm merging days here--parts of this happened the following morning, but there was a lot of crying in between the related conversations) that she wasn't sure that's what she wanted me to do. She doesn't want me to move farther away in an effort to get away from her, but moving to be closer to her would be a lot more pressure than she wants at this point. On the drive home, the first hour was spent by me trying to cohesive script a monologue. Not as a hail-Mary/please take me back, but because I never once felt like I couldn't tell her what I was thinking, and she had always encouraged me to be open with my feelings. She knew I saw a future--we'd talked about that before, as well, and I talked about all the things I wanted to do with her in the future--traveling to new places with her, going back to places I'd been with my family that I thought she'd love... meeting the rest of her family when I came to visit in Oregon.. everything that I could think of. Because there was a part of me that feared (fears?) that when I dropped her off at her dad's for the remaining 3 days of the week we'd planned to spend together, I'll never see her again. She didn't say much in response. I didn't really know what sort of response I would want in return--I was just talking to get my feelings out instead of bottling them up. She loved hearing how much of a future I wanted with her, but said that she's not sure that's what she wants and she doesn't want to promise anything years down the line just because it's what she knows I want to hear.The 6 weeks we dated was the healthiest relationship I've ever had. She taught me the importance of being honest with myself and not being afraid to say what I'm feeling, what an emotionally-effortless and healthy relationship feels like, and that the years I've spent feeling that I had to compromise on what I wanted in a partner were wrong--people exist who have adorable little quirks that match perfectly with yours, as long as you admit you have those quirks in the first place. Or as my best friend puts it: "finding someone whose inner demons play well with yours."Before I went to bed beside my now-ex-girlfriend that Saturday night, I showered and thought about all of this (not at length like I am now), and realized that being honest about how I felt didn't need to stop now. I knew I loved her, and have for weeks. If I didn't at least tell her that at some point, I would be lying to her and myself. I told her that she didn't have to say it back, but the last time I told anyone and was genuinely sincere about this connotation of the phrase was shortly before my last girlfriend became my ex... and her roommate told me she was sleeping with a married coworker. Which was nearly 5yrs ago. Since I've never felt anything but sincerity and compassion during this relationship, I want to change that streak, so I told her I loved her. She started crying and said it back, and that she had wanted to say it for weeks but saved it until it was in person.. and then we ended up breaking up.I've talked to more friends about this breakup than I did for the one I was cheated on, and I feel like I'm emotionally recovering better, but I don't want to give up on someone like this. I don't want to try to be friends right now, since I think we both need a little time to switch gears back to non-relationship, but I've had 3 friends tell me to move to Oregon since "people have done dumber things for love," try to stay in touch, or--most surprisingly, from my fiscally-driven father--"$400 isn't that much for a flight, in the grand scheme of things, for someone like that."But I'm at a loss for what the RIGHT "next steps" are. Part of me feels like the relationship was fantasy-like, since it wasn't in-person, so things like moving in or having a future sounded great in a theoretical sense. But once the fantasy aspect was suspended and we were in the same physical place, the fact that she's only 19 and has 3 years of school left came into play--long-term plans aren't the kind of thing to make at the stage of life, and she's just as logical as I am.. if I see that as possibility, I'm [almost] positive she's thought that, too. Even if subconsciously.TL;DR Met a girl who turned out to be my dream girl at a wedding 2mos ago, dated long-distance, and broke up when she came to visit because she realized the distance was too much at this point in her life. Need suggestions on how to not throw the towel in without burning the bridge by being a try-hard. via /r/dating_advice

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