#I am just trying to be funny and tag funny things like some tags I see in other posts

[sunrizef1]

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Pairing: Lando Norris x Fem!singer!reader

Warnings: Cursing

Authors note: I guess I lied about the Lando thing… this songs just so Lando I can’t explain it and I’m actually obsessed with this song rn. You probably have to at least know the premise of the song to understand the second half of this.

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📍New York, New York

liked by maxfewtrell taylorswift and 13,998,887 others

yourusername hello, New York!

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user1 my fav

user2 love her

user3 so pretty 🤩

taylorswift 🩵

yourusername 🤭💋

user4 welcome to New York, so real

user5 I miss Lando

user6 hi queen!!!

user7 new music when

user8 “I love NY not you” lmao Lando get up

user9 now why in the world did max like this

user10 and now Lando will post an Instagram story of him partying with some random girl to prove he’s having more fun than y/n is, we know how this goes

user11 you can not tell me they don’t miss each other

sabrinacarpenter pretty 🤩 🤩 🤩

yourusername no u 💋

user12 I just need a video of her English ass trying to navigate new York please and thx

maxfewtrell hey bestie!

yourusername oh my god get out of here

user13 wtf is max doing 😭😭

gracieabrams I ❤️ u

yourusername 🥰

oscarpiastri hi

yourusername hi?

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user14

Now wtf

user15

user10 was right

user16

Alright ig

oscarpiastri

oh okay

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oscarpiastri

Still can't believe you convinced me to do that

yourusername

You'll be fine, ill get you concert tickets

can't even tell its you either

oscarpiastri

fine

they better be vip

yourusername

Dw they will be

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maxfewtrell

???

yourusername

Dw its just Oscar

maxfewtrell

Jesus i cant believe you

yourusername

He started it. This is the first time I've included a guy in my posts, landos been doing it for months

maxfewtrell

you're gonna be the death of me

yourusername

💋💋💋💋

maxfewtrell

take care of yourself though y/n

yourusername

I am

Thx tho max 🫶

maxfewtrell

Yeah yeah 🙄

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📍Paris, France

liked by charles_leclerc oscarpiastri and 21,008,771 others

yourusername I can tell when somebody still wants me

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user17 oh yay they're gonna sneak diss in their Insta captions again

user18 I miss dad ☹️

user19 she's so pretty omg

maxfewtrell oh wonderful we’re doing this now

yourusername leave

user20 lando its your turn

user21 IM IN LOVE WITH HER

charles_leclerc I'm amused

yourusername congrats

user22 they're so messy I love them

oscarpiastri great he's about to drag me into doing something stupid because of this

yourusername that is not my problem

user23 I sense new music coming along

user24 I do genuinely think he still wants her lowk

user25 they want eachother, don't lie. Its defo mutual

user26 😍😍😍

taylorswift 🤩

yourusername 🥰

jackantonoff 🤪

liker by yourusername

user27 why is jack here???? New music???

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landonorris

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landonorris I have what I want

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user28 oh… yay

user29 🤩🤩🤩

user30 say what you want about their shitty personalities but they sure do know how to make an aesthetic post

user31 the shade is immense

maxfewtrell im nauseous

landonorris 👍

user32 they’re so into each other it’s actually insane

user33 OH MY GOD WE GET IT YOU MISS EACHOTHER

user34 🤩🤩🤩

user35 he’s so fine

user35 LANDO-

user36 now what’s y/n gonna do

user37 how long until they both apologize and get back together… these are not the posts of people who have healthily moved on from their previous relationship

user38 fine as hell lowk

oscarpiastri this is 100% the most healthy way to handle this

landonorris I didn’t ask

user39 all of their friends are so annoyed and it’s so funny

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maxfewtrell

Is this a song where you admit you’re still in love with Lando so you both can finally get over your emotional immaturity???

yourusername

kinda

maxfewtrell

Oh fr?

I thought you’d just be mean to him for the whole song

yourusername

Uhhh-

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user40 IM GONNA GET YOU BACK

user41 oh my god it’s so good

user42 LANDO GET UP

user43 THE CAPTION FROM PARIS WAS A SONG LYRICCCCC

user44 oh so she’s still in love with him

user45 “you were never not mine” 💀

user46 I CAN FEEL IT COMING HUMMIN IN THE WAY YOU MOVE

user47 PUSH THE RESET BUTTON WERE BECOMING SOMETHING NEW

user48 SAY YOU GOT SOMEBODY ILL SAY IVE GOT SOMEONE TOO

user49 EVEN IF ITS HANDCUFFED IM LEAVING HERE WITH YOU

user50 “I’m an Aston Martin” okay lance strollll

oscarpiastri “I’ve got someone too” no you do not 💀

yourusername oh my god shut up

user51 she’s still in love with him dhmu

maxfewtrell when I asked if this was going to be emotionally healthy and not a diss I can now see why you were conflicted…. Bit of both tbh

yourusername 🫶

maxfewtrell 👎

user52 told my friends I hate you but I love you just the same 😭

user53 SO GOOD

user54 WHETHER IM GONNA BE YOUR WIFE????

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maxfewtrell

…

what does this achieve

landonorris

What do you want

maxfewtrell

Mate come on

you’re still obviously in love with her

and the song litteraly shows she’s still in love with you

all you’ve done is post a thirst trap of yourself with song lyrics on top

landonorris

It’s not a thirst trap

maxfewtrell

I hate both of you

text her mate

you’re happier together

And I’m tired of both of you annoying the shit out of me

landonorris

Fine

Maybe I will

maxfewtrell

Thank god

It’d be the first time you listened to me

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maxfewtrell

That better be Lando or so help me god

yourusername

Calm your tits

It is

maxfewtrell

YEAHHHH

Finally

I can stop playing matchmaker

yourusername

😒😒😒😒

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oscarpiastri

Oh so this means you’ll both stop dragging me into your dumb shit

yourusername

🖕🖕🖕🖕

oscarpiastri

🫶

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landonorris

liked by yourusername maxfewtrell and 13,001,881 others

landonorris told my friends I hate you but I love you just the same

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user55 YEAHHHHHHH

user56 Y/N LIKED WE’RE SO BACK

user57 my favs

user58 my parents are back together 😭

user59 unlike your real ones

user58 woah???

user59 🤷‍♀️ it’s the truth

user60 I missed them so much 😭😭😭

user61 admitted you love your ex-gf on main, this is self-improvement

yourusername pick your poison, babe

landonorris I’m poison either way

user62 I appreciate the repeating lyrics at each other because it is cute but those are not the kindest lyrics to be repeating 😭

user63 who knew that shit-talking your ex in a song could get him to re-admit his love for you

maxfewtrell took you long enough

landonorris legitimately who asked you

maxfewtrell I’m the reason this even happened in the first place. Watch your tone.

landonorris thanks i guess

maxfewtrell “I guess” @/yourusername this is how happy he is to have you back

yourusername landoooo

landonorris sorry. Thank you so much max, I’m so grateful you brought the loml back to me.

maxfewtrell you’re welcome ☺️

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liked by landonorris maxfewtrell and 20,887,991 others

yourusername got you back

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user64 she got him back 🥹

user65 YEAHHHHH LFG

user66 awwwww

user67 I love them so much

user68 sleeping on the highway tonight 🫶

oscarpiastri 🥳🥳🥳

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user69 these pictures are so cute oh my god 😭

user70 IM GONNA GET YOU BACK

landonorris you decided wether you’re gonna be my wife or smash up my bike yet?

yourusername still not sure… maybe both 🤔

user71 BOTH?????

user72 YEAH YEAH THATS FUNNY AND ALL BUT SHE JUST SAID SHE’D MARRY HIM

maxfewtrell congratulations nerds

yourusername thanks mate

user73 I’m in love with both of them

user74 they’re both so much happier together I really hope they stick this time

user75 and when she releases a love album then what

landonorris ily 🫶

yourusername ily2 🫶

user76 Jesus Christ they’re such teenagers 😭 USE FULL WORDS 😭😭😭

user77 no I get them. I wouldn’t post full love confessions in an Instagram comment section either lmao

user78 they got each other back 🫶

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Taglist: @casperlikej @evie-119

#lando norris x female reader #lando norris x you #lando norris x y/n #lando norris x reader #lando x reader #lando imagine #lando norris fanfic #lando norris fluff #scheduled #f1 fanfic #f1 fic #f1 imagine #f1 x reader #f1 x female reader #f1 x y/n #f1 x you #f1 smau

[rexscanonwife]

🌈 Welcome to WLWeek 2024 🌈

Hello everyone, I wanted to put together a nice, low-pressure event dedicated to my fellow wlw self shippers for one week of June because it's pride month, babey!! This is the first time I've ever tried to 'organize' an event, so take it easy on me, I'll try to be as communicative as possible and if anyone has questions about it, asks and DMs are always open!

On to the details! Its gonna last from Monday the 10th through Friday the 14th, and anyone can opt in or out as they see fit! No one is obligated to participate throughout the entire week or from the beginning alone, just do what you feel like!

RULES:

NO PROSHIPPERS/COMSHIPPERS/NEUTRAL, all blogs with that will be blocked on sight!

Obviously don't participate if you're not wlw/not shipping with a female character

Lesbians, bisexual, pansexual, sapphic, and once again general wlw/nblw are welcome!

Essentially I am tolerating NO funny business, and I won't tolerate bullying either so everyone be very niceys and hey, try to support each other! 💖💖💖 now onto the prompt list

Monday June 10th: Favorite style/aesthetic-

draw you and your female f/o in your favorite clothing style (goth, Y2K, cottagecore, etc.) Or what you think their favorite style would be! alt. for writers, write a drabble about going shopping for these outfits with your f/o!

Tuesday June 11th: Morning routine -

draw you and your female f/o getting ready for the day. Who's the early riser and who's dragging them back into bed? alt. for writers, write an early morning cuddle session/chat. 

Wednesday June 12th: Date night-

draw you and your female f/o on a date! Is it a dinner, a picnic? Are you guys dressed to the nines or at home in your jammies? Alt. for writers, write a date gone slightly awry. How do you fix things/compromise? 

Thursday June 13th: Beach day-

it's summertime, draw you and your female f/o in beachwear and enjoying the sun and sand! alt. for writers, write out a nice dip in the ocean! Can you swim? Can your f/o? Does one have to teach the other? Is it nice and relaxed or does it dissolve into splash fighting? 

Friday June 14th: Role/Ship Swap -

draw your f/o as the self shipper and you as the fictional character role they fill! What kind of s/i do they make? Would they write fanfic, draw fanart? Alt. for writers, write a gush post from ur f/o's point of view! 

And that's it!! Do one of them, do all of them, or do none of them, it's your choice! I just wanted to show some love to my fellow wlw self shippers out there this month and so something fun for them!

Now if you got this far and you read the rules make sure to put 'great googly moogly' in the tags when u rb! And don't forget to tag my blog here when you write/draw for this event!!! 🫶🫶 everyone who does will get a rb from me and a little promo as well, and maybe even a follow cause I need more wlw mutuals :3

#jane journals #self insert talk #self insert #self ship #self ship event #self insert community #self ship community #lesbian #sapphic #wlw #lesbian self ship #wlw self ship #fictional other #f/o #idk what else to tag this as BUT SPREAD THE WORD!!!! #i decided to this for the second week of june and not the first bcs tbh...i thought itd be a bit short notice #not to mention i wanna put together my drawings in advance cause i work full time so i cant do DAILY prompts the day they happen 😂😂 #and u guys dont have to either!! #even just a little shoutout/gush post in place of a drawing or drabble works too #the point is to have fun and be yourself ajfjfkg

[pseudophan]

for real ppl need to be so serious about what theyre putting in the tag 😭 its genuinely embarassing reading all the posts in that tag that dnp do NOT need to see 😔 also some ppl are just tagging like every post they make. babe if you want a notice try being funny

i am just actively avoiding the tag atp it was pissing me off lmaooo like there's a lot of good stuff in there but in between the good stuff is a lot of first of all just shit dnp do not need to see (jokes are fine, genuine theorising about things is a bit much) and also yeah people tagging everything they've ever posted like clearly i'm a fucking idiot for having standards and not submitting shit cause i don't feel like i have anything worthy of it cause people do NOT share my concerns 😭

like i don't want to be mean and i guess it's not That big of a deal but.. lets be real they're barely going to look through the tumblr tag anyway and it kinda sucks that the little time they will spend in there will just be a lot of spam and shit that shouldn't be for them idk

#answered

[inkskinned]

he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.

except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?

at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.

except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.

about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.

he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.

#i used to think it was romantic too and then i was like. now i see it as a HUGE red flag #writeblr #it is also almost EXCLUSIVELY said by immature ppl who think this is normal #fyi even if u think it's funny and ur like 'im an introvert it's just TRUE' like. you need therapy (ily tho) #healed introversion is just ''i would prefer to be by myself'' not ''i hate every person'' ... hate is not normal. that is not healthy #im sorry. i know it feels accurate. but if you're walking around with that kind of rage.... #1. you're making a LOT of assumptions about every single person u have ever met. which is often unfair and unkind #and also usually involves judging people based on their worst moments or little mistakes #2. you are being unfair to the person who is ur ''exception'' #3. there is a VAST difference between ''ur my favorite person'' and ''the ONLY person i like.'' #idk i think this is just a personal bias thing tbh #im sure there are people who have this experience normally #but i have YET to find a man who thinks like this and ISNT absolute DOGSHIT. although tbh.... like. im sure he exists #when u hit like 30 some of the things that were once kind of hot now just sound fucking exhausting. like ''im in a band'' #edit in the tags: i used to kind of be like this too. but the thing is that like. my life became so much more peaceful #once i started believing that people are generally good. like yes i am mad at the world at large #but it's just.... a very hard way to live. you're not a bad person or wrong for the ways other people hurt you and taught you to be angry. #but that anger will continue to hurt YOU. it will punish YOU. it will prevent YOU from making new deep connections. it will protect you yes #but it will also cause MASSIVE blowback. bc if you lose the One Person... your life will fall apart. i know this personally. #i really recommend just trying to be... cautiously optimistic instead. like. yes #people can be horrible and cruel and there are some communities (incels for example) that aren't worth that optimism #but i think like... most people will hold a door for you . most people want to help you find your wallet . #i hope one day you are able to find peace. i hope that rage eventually smooths over. i know how hard it is PERSONALLY #and i know what must have happened to you. and im deeply deeply sorry we share the same wound. #but i promise - sometimes we all need someone else to help us carry the weight. eventually the rage has to die so that we can let help in #i had to spend years biting at outstretched hands. i still often do. im still very wary . and my heart breaks that you flinch too. #here's the thing: i don't blame you. but we were both acting out of fear and pain. .... not out of healthy behavior. and ... change #was needed. i needed change too. rage was useful for a while. then it just left me isolated and bitter. i had to (with effort) #choose to let that rage go. and let people in . VERY SLOWLY THO LOL

[callisteios]

would you like to be a god? take this uquiz to find out what sort of god you'd be

#yeah okay let's address it i already made a quiz with this exact premise #and sequels are gross and uncreative #have you considered that i am feeling kind of gross and uncreative at the moment #also this is more like a part of the original #as many of these results come from the first round i literally just did not have the will to assign any more personalities at the time #anyway #have fun #tag yourself #etc #there ARE some really good ones here i think #new rooms might be my fav #quiz #uquiz #callisteios #personality quiz #i am NOT trying to be funny but wow i did not expect googling 'wound' to be so graphic. the things i do for you people #by the way ABBIE #i spent like an hour making that damn awful photoshop of the fucking saw bathroom i hate that you made that a thing #i don't think you understand how much basic photo editing knowledge i lack #how do get the images transparaent #how move #layers? #awful #im sleepy therea re like 10 more to add in the morning

[caluupin]

Finished TGAAC around 2 1/2 weeks ago but only finished the doodles today. but still, here ya go!

#caluuart #art #dgs spoilers #dgs2 spoilers #tgaa spoilers #tgaa2 spoilers #ace attorney #the great ace attorney #tgaa #dgs2 #not tagging characters bc it's a lot #RAMBLE TIME. so ever since I finished dgs2 I have been listening to the soundtracks and MAN these bang so much #esp as a person who plays the piano and likes music. it's just. good. yeah. some of these do give me psychological dmg tho lmaoo #like kazuma's nocturne theme or his prosecutor theme. or the secret trial theme.... the partners - the game is afoot! theme.... I am normal #WHICH SPEAKING OF! man I love the sholmes + mikotoba partner twist so much even if i got a bit spoiled about it. i just think they're neat. #The partners of all time I think. #Also also the found family!?!?!? I am A SUCKER for found family. they fed me so well. #funny thing was the barok character development surprised me despite the fact that I also expected it since the first game lolol. #I do think he's an interesting character and probably one of the best character development in the game. And that I find his design cool. #oh yeah I didn't draw it but when I saw that albert mentioned that barok is “the darling of the van zieks family” I was genuinely like. #huh? wdym. like man at the time “van zieks” and “little darling” feels wrong in the same sentence. that was until I saw his pre- #-trauma pictures n well. albert isn't wrong. which was a slight surprise to me. #In conclusion: I liked it a lot. and now occupies parts of my brain along with my other brainrots. #They fight for priority in my brain whenever I try to sleep or disassociate lol. Well at least there's more material to think about. #off topic time: arlecchino animation. for the sake of the tag's length I'll just say a few things: #I am very very interested in her story and oh my god father. #My brain has stopped braining now; good night my fellows

[thatoneluckybee]

foreign language classes are weird because you get demoted to first grader for 50 minutes a day

#This is my dog. The dog is my friend. #The dog is brown! The brown dog likes to play. I like to play with the brown dog. #Rambles #screenshotted tags to copy paste so if formatted weirdly that's why I'm not gonna remember what all i said in tags #Because tumblr froze when trying to click post now #Love my teacher but it is a very funny phenomenon to see #rambles #sounding out words #Doing some reading thing today and answering questions and #the reading thing is basically those learning sight words books i did as a very little kid #takes a minute for my brain to register what I'm reading too still getting the hand of sentence structure here #and questions (in Spanish) are just #“What color is the dog?” “Who is my friend?” It is PRICELESS hearing the conversations about this #“I thought the dog was gray?” “No you #*slur i will not repeat* that's BLANCO what is wrong with you?" #(yes I know blanco is white I am. Stealing a quote from a classmate dont yell at me)

[tiktaaliker]

quick headshot of my new funky shark guy designed by @jaypgartifacts

#howling #art tag #genuinely i love this shark sooooo much its unreal #still trying to think of a name but my brain keeps going back to when i was a kid and saw the word bootlegger for the first time #i misread it and thought it was pronounced like bottle-gir because it was in relation to alcohol so. bottle yknow #ive been tossing around some ideas along that concept but. i miiiiight go with moonshine??? or even like. hootch or something. #i AM leaning heavily towards going with some slang for alcohol because i think its funny. especially because I Do Not Drink Ever #oh and sorry about the notif i just like to ping the designer when i post my first art thing when i get a new guy zxcvmzxbcn

[potatobugz]

hi dear mutuals + followers. n. new hyperfixation. i think. please do not blow me up with missiles and rockets☹️

#rambles #so. uh. um #s. south park drawing. can i post it. can i post art #i started watching it out of curiosity bc my friends like it and i enjoyed it and #i think the hyperfixation was inevitable bc i was planning on watching the whole thing. theres like ten billion episodes #and i am capable of consuming media like. normally #its funny bc when i was younger i used to have a grudge against this show like i rlly didnt like it and look at me now #anywho sorry if iam being cringe and or lame #im not trying to be like 'oh woe is me i am now being shunned because i watched a tv show some ppl didnt like' i #just have anxiety :( bad anxiety :(( #p.s. obvs ppl are entitled to their opinion also #long story short; i am afraid. #ILL STILL POST OTHER ART TOO THOUGH )$;($- OFC #theres room in my brain for many things except long term memories i guess #:( :( :( :( #ANYWAYS LAST BUT NOT LEAST sorry for putting this whole ramble in the tags ii couldnt rmable in the main post #bc for some reason i cant talk like this in the main post bc i get too nervous but i guess im fine in the tags? #sorry thats worded super weirdly. i hope u know what i mean #really truly i am like a frightened baby dear ready to take off at the slightest hint of movement #*deer

[elaeomyxa]

Incredibly strange that I'm having emotions when the sun is still out but it truly is funny that I'm having a crisis over. Not Liking Someone

#this has literally been on my mind for days #like what the fuck am i supposed to do? #he deserves support and he deserves love because he's a human being and he's going through shit but i don't think i can offer that #but also god that's such a shitty thing to leave someone for their mental health! i'm a shit friend! #(the lack of importance i put on romantic relationships has made me believe i'm impervious to staying in a shitty relationship #when in reality it has just made me put friendships on the same pedestal some do romantic relationships) #but ALSO also if i just go on pretending i like him that'll be even shittier if i do stop being friends with him!! #and he'd want the truth but nobody who says that actually wants the fucking truth! #but i can't just stay friends with him because he's being an asshole! (but maybe i'm biased and forgetting to see his side) #((a friend is scared of him and i understand what it's like to be scared of someone like that but i also understand that i was wrong)) #[but also maybe i wasn't wrong and my emotions were invalidated] [[but also my mind's just telling me that so i can play the victim]] #and if i try to cut it off with him he's going to think i'm an asshole #and i AM because my mind keeps trying to be mean to him because i'm frustrated with this whole thing #(which is proof i'm an asshole) (but it's proof that i'm noce because i'm not being an asshole to him) (which is proof i'm dishonest) #but also i fucking drive him home which would be shitty to take away just because he's being an ass #and he's going to write a fucking callout post for my other friend for a whole thing that could have been avoided if they just talked #(but he told them not to talk to him) (and now they're scared of him) (probably because he plans on going to their fucking house) #hm. anyways these tags are going to be so funny to come up on when tumblr decides this is what i want when i type left parentheses #Anyways. me when i'm the mentally stable one of the friend group

[lanshappycorner]

Convinced that some of u guys from t*st fandom live in another universe bc every now and then I will see some fandom PSA post on tmblr/twt/insta that will be like "Okay. I think we've gone a bit too far. We [insert situation that is not applicable anywhere else besides like one acc]." And I will be like WE?? WHO IS WE ....

#this is not abt any specific situation going on rn dont even try to search it up #i was just reminiscing abt the time where someone was like guys i think we're going too far with slandering idia its not funny anymore </3 #and i was like. WE ?????? U MEAN U...???? #i have smth to confess apparently its well known that a common way to slander idia is to call him a highlighter and i didn't even know- #-that was like A Thing until someone called him that in the tags when rbing my artwork #i think i live under a rock bc half the time it seems like the entire fandom is in on some joke I have no clue abt #its better this way tho i must also confess that i think this fandom is very unfunny the jokes dont land with me 90% of the time #like u know the meme where u edit mcdonalds hat on a character yeah i thought that was amazingly unfunny #inc*rrect qu*tes r so unfunny to me i have almost every hashtag for it filtered out #i go out of my way to block t*st meme accs on insta #that is how unfunny I think they r maybe i am just a party pooper but it is how it is </3

[blackwaxidol]

speaking of onion boy (onision)... a very funny/strange/interesting memory i have is that my very first original post on this site when i joined nearly a decade ago was... a multi-paragraph rant absolutely ripping that man a new one because i could see exactly what kind of soulless excuse for a human being he really was and i was frustrated that this concept was not grasped by... his audience of people my age at the time. no introductory post no "how do i use this site" post no nothing. i just came in swinging with pure hatred in my heart.

#tags are not funny btw i am recounting some memory of that idiot. #this was... 2014? i think... #his empire hadn't collapsed yet. #nowadays he's the indebted lunatic who doesn't break over 10k views unless he's going ape. #i haven't kept up with the 'saga' since the Chris Hanson thing. fucker. #does he still owe taxes? and that thing about the... wetlands..? #someone who keeps up with Onision in the legal sense tell me what's happening. #the most recent video i directly watched from his channel voluntarily #was before i made that first ever post and i think it was him trying to tell 'the truth' about his prior relationships. #he made fun of a previous relationship and tried to spin his ex as being crazy. #i don't know if what followed was a reenactment from him or actual footage of something. #he had. way too many videos of real confrontations or lunatic shit from his end. i couldn't tell you if it was an attempt at a story. #either way i came away from the video with an understanding that i was looking at someone who enjoyed inflicting torment. #like that was. startlingly clear to me. and i didn't understand why nobody else recognised it at the time. #just a completely empty human being. #his video where... i don't remember the full thing i just remember he talked about why he was discharged from the military. #i saw it as an attempt to take heat off himself by talking about his problems or whatever. #that was the moment i decided to make the post. like i remember it now. #anyway the spirit of guard-dog barking at weirdo men is alive and well within me. #ask anyone who has had to put up with me long enough for this to be obvious. #i might delete this post later... i don't like talking at-length in this kind of manner anymore.

[unrealwasteland]

i’ve been feeling like absolute shit for the past week or two but now i’m finally feeling a little better and like i’m being myself again 🙏 and it’s just in time because i’m going away for the weekend to enjoy midsummer! i’m leaving tomorrow morning and getting back sunday evening, and i’ll try to set up at least a little queue for the meantime. 

(i’ll have my phone with me so i’ll have access to tumblr but i’m not sure how much i’ll be online. and normally i use tumblr on desktop anyway and i don’t really like reblogging things on mobile lol)

#i'm very much in the 'am i just lazy or is this depression or something else' stage right now #since march i've just wanted to sleep all the time #and now lately i've also started getting a really frustrating brainfog (i'm not even sure if that's a real thing but idk what to call it) #i sometimes feel like my brain just shuts down and i can't think and i forget stuff and it makes me feel so stupid i hate it #i just feel so worthless in general and i've always kind of tied my sense of self worth to the fact that i'm at least somewhat intelligent #like if i'm not beautiful or talented or funny i can at least be smart or something #and now my brain is just not cooperating at all and i feel like i'm a totally different person than i was like 6 months ago #and also #i'm supposed to be seeing my family in about 3 weeks and i'm just like. i don't want them to see me like this #i'm so embarrassed of myself #anyway these tags are getting a little long so maybe that's enough venting for today #i'm having a mental health appointment in a week and i'll try to talk about some of this stuff there

[eyivibyemi]

✧ I won’t really write descriptions for these, but see original post tags for explanation/commentary on the song snippet ✧

#beepo tag #MOSTLY complete nonsense made up on the spot. Though I did edit the words once after the initial draft recording #there was something else instead of 'admittedly a little smarmy but wondrous in my eyes' part. Aside from that thoug.. #all very silly. I find the phrasing funny.. what does it mean to be a 'duckling of a woman'? and the implication that the reason his #girlfriend has currently left him or is temporarily not talking to him or whaever is because he didn't share a slice of his #casserole pie.. whatever the hell that is.. I kind of like this one though. Maybe my favorite out of the current batch. #It's a little whimsical or something #Kind of like how 'hummingbird' was not intentionally dark seeming but then later upon reflection after reviewing the random #words my brain made up it kind of seemed that way. This also was not intentionally some love song #or anything. But upon reflection after my first initial 'just saying random stuff off the top of my head' draft #it was like.. hrrmm.. this could be read that way possibly. So I leaned into that with drawing the goofy album cover #.. Gynger Ayle the bard.. a whimsical silly little man #I actually made up a little simple dance to this song and was going to have the video be a little animation of him dancing #out the motions of it but............... then I caught myself and was like.. no.. remember.. this is supposed to be a SIMPLE and QUICK #activity.. I am not making professional grade music and full animations and etc. the point is just to play around and be silly #and so quick little fun things for FUN on the side. Not for it to become a Large Time Consuming Project that ends up taking focus #away from all of my other creative projects lol.. I just have such a brain that's always like 'OH and wouldnt THIS BE COOL??!' #like YES it would be cool. but we do NOT have the dedicated time to do that lol. slap out that draft audio in 20 minutes and draw a quick #little doodle in 2 minutes and be DONE with it. i COMMAND thee *some evil wizard of Focus trying to reign in my brain #and make sure I actually stay on task* #I still have the dance written out though.. maybe one day after ALL OF MY OTHER MORE IMPORTANT projects are ENTIRELY DONE #I can do a little animation.. OR dress up as Gynger Ayle one halloween and do the dance myself lol.. #anyway...

[tofixtheshadows]

You guys really need to stop and consider the ways you're talking about Kabru I am dead fucking serious. Like I know that flattening characters is just what fandom does to a certain extent, but Kabru's actual personality is getting lost to the fandom hivemind insisting that he's aggressive/cruel/sociopathic/hateful, and these are particularly concerning takes to see leveled at the only brown character in the main cast day after day. "My poor sweet golden child Laios needs to be protected from this scary brown man" is not a good look! Like, it's very telling that the bulk of the hate and bad faith readings are reserved for Toshiro and Kabru. Everyone else's flaws get to be discussed and validated and forgiven (or erased), meanwhile people are straight making up things to be mad about with Toshiro and Kabru but patting themselves on the back for being smart.

The worst part is how undeserved it all is. I'm trying to lay off anime-onlys because we're still kind of in the red herring stage of getting to know Kabru, but I would still like to gently suggest that even if you think Kabru is up to something, you don't gave to get in the tags of every fan creator's post and bring up how you hate him or You Can Tell he's totally evil. Sometimes I think Kabru's blue eyes give people license to say things about his appearance that they know would sound completely racist otherwise, but referring to his blue eyes acts as a get-out-of-racism free card. The jokes about the dog with brown contacts are getting old, by the way.

For people who have read the manga, it's disappointing. Kabru is one of the most complex and important characters in the story, and if you base your interpretation of him and all your fandom interactions on shallow first impressions you are completely missing out.

I know part of this is because Dungeon Meshi is a comedy, but the story also wants to be taken seriously. For example, it's admittedly really funny when Chilchuck calls Laios "sick in the head", but that doesn't change the fact that the way Chilchuck casually belittles Laios caused him to hide the fact that he was "hallucinating" from his friends for weeks. Those feelings matter.

Like, this

is funny.

But this?

Is not. This is just a very clear example of a brown boy with PTSD. As someone else with PTSD, just looking at this fucking sucks, man.

The only reason why Kabru thinks about killing Laios is because he is in the middle of a flashback. He's struggling through a panic attack. If he truly wanted to kill Laios because he's violent or because he finds Laios inherently annoying, he wouldn't otherwise talk with Laios normally. Notice how he doesn't act this way at any other point in the story- it's just because he's triggered by monsters. Even when he's thinking about his plans to "deal with" Laios later, he's reluctant to actually kill him and only considers it to prevent another tragedy. Despite his deadly skills, Kabru relies far more on "soft" power- insight, persuasion, diplomacy. He's a rare example of a character who absolutely is, or at least can be, manipulative, but seems to use his abilities for good. He's not a pathological liar, he isn't looking down on everyone behind a smile. He's someone who is extremely emotionally intelligent, and he's willing to put aside all his own basic wants and needs to stop the cycle of dungeons devouring humans.

I'm going to cut a potential thesis on his character short and just give some examples of things that fandom should consider about his personality more:

Racism in fandom isn't just about whitewashing in fan art, or using racial slurs. The insidiousness of bad faith readings, reductions to racist tropes, lack of fan content for characters of color, and dismissal of a character's complexity are far more common. You can believe yourself to be completely neutral or even positive about a character and still churn out low-grade bile about them into fandom's collective unconscious. Fandom reflects real life.

And I have been around fandom long enough to see how these behaviors (mostly from my fellow white fans) affect fans of color, how it makes a fandom feel hostile and unwelcome to them. It's fun to make jokes and memes, I'm absolutely not saying that everything needs to be a deeply nuanced take, but we need to be careful that it doesn't veer into toxicity. Please think about how our contributions to fandom come across, and what sort of vibes they cultivate in this communal space.

#Dungeon Meshi #Kabru #Kabru of Utaya #Dungeon Meshi meta #I'm putting it in the tag. I'm making you look at it. #if you come into my inbox to bitch about this just know that people used to send me b*heading videos in there for similar racist reasons #so I will not be impressed #I'm in a fucking time loop someone get me out!!!! #musings with Dea

[dangerous-advantage]

Listen, I love the new fic thing you've got going on, but you gotta remove the tag that says "tcest fvck off challenge" because aggressively anti-tcest tagged fics have been getting sniped for harassment. Just a heads up!

oh i didn’t know this! thanks for the info

#anon answers #i do want to clarify actually #i would prefer to not see t-cest or engage with it in any way #but regardless i don’t support doxxing/harassing those individuals who take part in it in any way #i don’t know them. i have no clue what they are dealing with or what their lives are like #and i can judge all i want but in the end it’s never gonna be a true judgement of their character/person #yeah i think it’s weird as shit #but they are cartoon turtles. and no matter what #attacking someone for stupid internet shit isn’t helpful to anybody. just block as necessary and learn to curate #an internet experience that will be comfortable for you #anyways. uhhhhhh thanks for the ask anon (: #my og tag was more of a ‘’funnie’’ thing i made up while trying to get my message across #and does not entirely reflect the nuance of this in any way #also i’m just some guy on tumblr lmao. i try to assume the better in people but alas i am only a foolish human #driven by my own perspective and biases