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ollivoil · 1 month

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AHAHAHA I have a problem.

IM MAD IM MAD IM ANGRY IM UPSET I WANT TO DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS I'm so fuckin angry rn, lmfao

I have just found out that they cancelled YURI!! On ICE: ICE ADOLESCENCE and YURI!! On ICE season two. I want to either make a professional-looking Gmail account and email e like 'May I have information on why YURI!! On iCE: ICE ADOLESCENCE and YURI!! On ICE season 2 was cancelled?', or write a super nasty and aggressive and angry email to MAPPA saying very bad things.

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puppetmaster13u · 30 days

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Prompt 293

Jason takes a deep breath. He takes a deep breath, in for ten seconds, out for eight, and just takes a minute before looking again. Nope, there’s still the strange quartet of orbs in the box of what should be stolen weapons (What, the government had enough, honestly) that gave his workers the heebie-jeebies.

Which is not the vibe he gets from them. In fact, he’s actually kind of concerned with how much he has to beat the Pit back with how quickly it lurches to latch onto the… Well they’re not gems, and he’s a little wary about touching them at first, but the Pit does seem to settle when he does.

Alright, he can deal with this. It’s not like he has several heads in a duffel bag that needs to be delivered or a tiny assassin child back in his safehouse (Seriously Talia, why was he the preferred babysitter?) or an entire gang in Crime Alley to deal with. It’ll be fine.

…

He would like to curse out his past self, because there’s now four babies in his safehouse that appeared to have fucking hatched from the orbs. Goddamnit.

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Dad Hood #Let Jason & Damian be Brothers #De aged Dani #De aged Danny #De aged Vlad #De aged Dan #Jason just wants to do his crimelording business & finish online college dangit #He doesn’t need all these kids around #No no you can’t have them they’re his kids #Vlad absolutely loves that their caretaker is a crimelord #Jordan: Hah look I'm not the only murderously violent one in this family now #Ellie & Danny: Well at least he's not a cop so #Jason is honestly expecting Damian to be pissed but Damian? Very pleased #OLDER siblings? Meh that’s competition & people to prove oneself against #But Younger siblings & nephews & nieces? Those are Tiny People who Look Up to You #The perfect minions it’s all coming together!#”Dami please that’s not how things work… besides you’re going to go to your dad’s soon-”#Damian when he’s at the Manor: I am going to visit Akhi #”Oh Tim or Dick?”#”What are you talking about- Mother sent Akhi here months ago and I wish to visit him and my niblings-”#Cue Bat Freakout & Misunderstandings #Space core Danny #Plasma core Vlad #Moon core Ellie #Sun core Dan #Star Core Jason #Shadow Core Damian

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gunstellations · 4 months

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a little family

#buddy daddies #my art #doodles #sometimes a family is an two misfit assassins and the daughter of the guy you offed and thats a okay #but lets not talk about that #we love healing in this house and how do you heal if not after suffering #reis journey through depression and kazukis journey through grief #what 1 little girl does to a man #its 5 am all i can offer are doodles but i love them very much #i know we do reasonably get to call them cowards for not making it gay (esp at the end bc come on)#but i do love whatever relationship they have going becuase theyre just. Thats marriage babe....#theyre not going to be doing any dating with that committment that is the most domestic ass setting ive ever seen #everyone and their mother assumes theyre married/dating and doesnt even question it because theres NO QUESTION T O ASK #only the people involved apparently dont know theyre married #ok nvm they were cowards for not making it gay. but again. theyre clearly married your honor. theyre just a little stupid

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slythereen · 3 months

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ollie's team waving and cheering for the parade 😭 ollie like "oh i see my team!" 😭 ollie not realizing they are on air already 😭 ollie smilely over charles giving him advice 😭 little baby colt 🤏

#i love him your honor #about to get caught up with f2 for the child #i am now a mother #i understand max and charles and theyre baby adoption #oliver bearman #do the locals use ollie #ollie bearman #i think probably yeah #f1 #saudi arabia gp 2024 #drivers parade

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b-rainlet · 1 year

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The Green family dynamics are so interesting because like, Viserys is the father but due to his decay he seems more like the grandfather, whereas Otto is the Grandsire but seems to fill out the role of a father more, not only to his daughter but also her children, so he and his daughter are a mother/father unit but in some situations Alicent is treated like a sibling to her children (by Otto) and then you have the obvious Helaena/Aegon happening (siblings who are also husband/wife and mother/father to their children), but at the same time it seems like Aemond is the one trying to be the family's protector and attempting to step up as patriarch, with some of the scenes between him and Alicent giving off the vibes of equals rather than Mother and Son (like when they discuss Aemond finding Aegon) and his relationship with Aegon seeming like he's the big brother and not the other way around, in this essay I will-

#ALSO the way Aemond tries so hard to be the perfect son #In part to make up for Aegon obviously slacking #And also because he feels like he should've been the firstborn son #But do you ever think that maybe he's also jealous of Aegon because Aegon is allowed to fuck up #Again and again #And Alicent still loves him?#Like she obviously is affectionate toward all her children #But imagine trying to be everything your mother wants your older brother to be #And watching your older brother do everything he's not supposed to be #And somehow your mother still supports him and loves him and would quite literally die for him #And like logically you know she would do the same for you #But deep down you're also scared of ever fucking up #Because what if you're not perfect and you fuck up like your brother #And she stops loving you??#What if you're not the golden son she never needs to worry about #And she just isn't willing to tolerate your bs the way she tolerates your brother's #What a punch in the face that would be #Anyway don't mind me I am just clawing my eyes out #hotd #aemond targaryen #aegon ii targaryen

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hellomagicalsouls · 1 month

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i love Patrick Brewer

just the way he looks at David. i mean, damn he looks like he falls in love every time he sees David. his eyes, his face, that man was in love from the moment that David didn't understand a Baseball reference.

PROVE ME WRONG. YOU CANNOT.

Patrick actually sees David for David. Anxious David, Snarky David, Insecure David and he loves him completely all the same.

fuck I love them. Patrick and David people, Patrick and David.

#schitts creek #schitt's creek #david rose #patrick brewer #david x patrick #they are in love #actually true love #i will hear no complaints #no arguments #argue with your mother #patrick brewer is a button #david rose is an anxious bitch #why am i tagging this like fanfics #they see each other #and they grew together and got through things together #and it's late and im emotional about them

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asterclaw · 7 months

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heyyyyyyy congrats on 3kkkkk, @cakesmelons hahah that still counts as dancing, right? Dream and Nightmare belong to jokublog

#your little brother never tells you but he loves you so...#you said your mother only smiles on her tv show...#you're only happy when you're sorry head is filled with dope #i hope you make it to the day you're twenty eight years old #<- i am proud of these.#ppl who know they know #utmv #undertale au #sans au #my art #nightmare sans #dream sans #dreamtale #dreamtale brothers #cakesmelons3kdtiys

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lilgayalienn · 2 years

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This is not a man who has made a plot against Rhaenyra to ruin her, oh no this is a man who drinks to tame the pain/lust all of the feelings for a woman he isn't supposed to want. He has done the deed and paid for the rumors to be spread, he should be happy. Daemon has the self-esteem to be a king, he has won wars, and he isn't going to let some knights or his brother treat him like he is lower than them, he has standards and now he lets the king beat him like he is a common dog. He could have gone to some whore exactly as Rhaenyra said but he didn't he went somewhere to hide and drink himself to death. There is way more in him, he knew he shouldn't have done this to Rhaenyra she even might hate him and maybe that's what he wants so they would not let each other have one another. Well, destiny is a destiny it has to happen and we have spoilers/ trailers so let's enjoy the ride.

#daemon targaryen #house of the dragon #house targaryen #house of the dragon ep 4 #rhaenyra targaryen #daemyra #daemon x rhaenyra #rhaenyra and daemon #daemon and rhaenyra #rhaenyra x daemon #all i am saying is that DAEMON LOVES RHAENYRA AND THAT'S A MOTHER FUCKING FACT SO THAT'S THAT #my guy drinks himself ha isn't that a cliche #i cant have this woman now i am going to drink and cry ahh #yeah well i understand your reasons very well and yet it could have been more for the two of you #i just want to see how they will react to each other next time they see one another #it could be cool if rhaenyra loathes him and he is puppy eyes i am sorry and the next this is they are kissing again n later is her wedding #let daemon be the malewife is is supposed to be and later watch the kids when rhaenyra takes her place as queen

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outlawbutterfly · 5 months

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SHE SAID IT

SHE SAID THE THING

THIS ISNT THE ARCH SEAWEED BRAIN

THIS ISNT THE ARCH ~SEAWEED BRAIN~

#i am unwell #pjo tv show #pjo spoilers #pjo series #percabeth #percy jackson #i flailed madly when she said it #my mother was concerned #i love them your honor #anyways I’m gonna go think about them some more and screech like a pterodactyl

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vienoreal · 10 months

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Juana's favourite memory.

a little story/headcanons up ahead, and the sketch for this piece, tehee ;p

she always liked making flower crowns with her parents, especially when inevitably there were leftover flowers that they could throw unto the air to make it seem like it was raining flowers. her dad was always better at making the crowns, but her mama always found the best flowers to use and which went together well. and she always found the best picnic spots.

her dad made sure there were no bees around and that she always had an epipen with a spare and a spare for the spare. her mana made sure none of the food with them had animal products or nuts, and made sure she had her safe foods.

and our little Juanita made sure her family stuck together. sure her parents bickered, but she always had to faux-gag after they kissed and made up. she got to sit and lean on her mama's chest, curled up in his embrace while the sun warmed her scaly skin, listening to the humming of her dad while he carefully made her the most beautiful flower crown befitting a princess. she got to laugh and giggle while her dad gave her the extra flowers to throw into the air and her mama gave a weather report of incoming "flower rain".

her dad still checks for bees and makes sure he has an epipen and makes flowercrowns, but he no longer has anyone to do it for.

her mama still makes sure there's no nuts or meat in the food he brings with him, but he realises as soon as the rain falls that there's no reason to do it anymore.

and our little huevo isn't there to bring them together.

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mazojo · 10 months

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Of all the languages Meme could speak and she chose the truth

#speak your truth queen !!!! iktr Meme for AFP AND BB25 winner !!!!#this is so entertaining to go down and the spiraling of everyone but at the end of the day logically I fear Reilly gotta go #we can take Cam next week I don’t like him at all but the alliance will fall apart if he goes out this week !!!!#like I get it. I am an empath and that’s why I would never go on bb bc I would be crying 24/7 probs but game wise y’all gotta know what the #best option is !!!!!#I am so excited for the vote idk what’s gonna happen but Mecole spitting facts I love her #her and Cody surprisingly are such a delight to see play if a white men gotta win ig Cody isn’t that bad tbh #Izzy is also fun to see spiral SLSKSKS and Cirie mothering #bb25 #big brother #mecole

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lady-clouves · 2 months

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I want nasty uncontrollable horrible women this season. I want Nyra to go batshit crazy and be hell bent on getting her throne back, I want her to show just how deep a mother’s rage can really go. I want Alicent to really commit to supporting Aegon, I want to see her be selfish for once and take and keep taking. I want Baela to be the badass dragon rider she is, I want her to be a character we know and feel for and I want her fight with Aegon to be the coolest thing in the entire show. I want Rhaena to show just how political savvy she can get. I want Helaena to be more than just the mad woman stereotype. I want Mysaria to really be the one that’s team smallfolk and actually look out for them and their best interests, especially commoner children. I want Nettles to BE THERE and I want her to wow everybody and put targ stans into an early grave; I want to see her claim sheepstealer, I want to see her interact with the blacks, I want to see her ride her dragon, and be the coolest hottest person there. And I want to SEE Alys and all her freaky witch stuff, while making self insert girlies angry. And by god I want Rhaenys to have the best ending scene a character could ask for.

#y’all want strong women but can’t handle them when they don’t fit your ideals and standards #or just flat out don’t like them because that character doesn’t like or support your fav #am I hoping to much for Mysaria? most likely but I’d love if they could change her role in b&c #after they’ve changed literally everything else #Laena’s daughters deserve the screen time there mother wasn’t given #in Nettles we trust #rhaenyra targeryan #alicent hightower #rhaena of pentos #baela targaryen #nettles tamer of dragons #alys rivers #asoiaf #hotd

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undead-knick-knack · 2 months

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Liliana

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bumblingbabooshka · 8 months

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Harry Kim saying Naomi is lucky to be born on Voyager and that he would have given "anything" to have her life when he was a kid...

#He sees NO downsides????#Also I love how Neelix was yelling and panicked and Harry was like 'haha ok buddy. Hey this little guy is ugly huh~? See ya later!'#absolutely unbothered and not the least bit curious - love him <3 #saw someone post about how they don't like 'once upon a time' bc Neelix doesn't tell Naomi right away about her mother .... bro.#c'mon. Anyway I love Neelix and him trying so hard to shield Naomi from bad things / upset bc he KNOWS how fucking painful #it is to lose a family DID make me tear up.#Also Naomi in that burned-down forest (symbolic of innocence?) was a kickass visual. Neelix telling her about his family and Naomi trying #to comfort HIM??? SHE'S SUCH A GOOD KID MAN....Neelix making her a flotter doll was also v cute #OH AND Naomi going 'I Am Borg...' and Neelix going '~??? No you're not~!!!' and Naomi giggling...added NOTHING to the #episode - as it should be!! Sometimes you've just gotta have a really cute silly moment <3 #Tuvok: [says something] / Tom: Nice bedside manner Tuvok =_=#Tuvok: [about to say the most beautiful comforting words you've ever heard one parent say to another] And I took that personally.#Love how Naomi is scared of Seven at first...girl that's your roommate.#HEHEH she starts off the series scared of her but by the end she's her little buddy and also her intern #but yeah never forget that Harry Kim can and will say the most unhinged things but so casually that no one will really clock it #NEVER forget that he says he remembers.....either being an infant or his own birth - both WILD to me #Harry Kim lowkey loves destiny and being special and the idea of 'chosen ones' and the narrative even though he will fight it all if it #harms the ones he loves #Harry: (guy from an alternate timeline who replaced the dead Naomi with the alive one from his own) That kid's living the dream <3

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ineffablejaymee · 1 year

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clone wars war crime compilations are hillarious and im tired of pretending they are not

#i wonder who has a bigher war crime count #the bad batch or obiwan-anakin-ahsoka trio #the disaster lineage goes around trolling the whole war #vader: you are a war criminal like your mother before you #leia: i am not a war criminal. and neither was my mother!#meanwhile padme #guilty of terrorism and major fucking bank fraud #yall remember that episode where she staged and attack on the banks to manipulate the owners and steal data #i love her #star wars #clone wars #obiwan kenobi #star wars clone wars #ahsoka tano #anakin skywalker #captain rex #padme amidala

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spicysaucesteaks · 16 days

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listened to torchwood: disco. everything hurts. ianto is such a good character bro. i need to put him inside a microwave and watch him spin. i need to put him in bubblewrap and study him. the emotions this man goes through are insane - but that's why he's my pookie. no character can be declared pookie before they see the horrors

#no but ianto's relationship with his dad reminds me so much of my relationship with my mother it's kinda freaky #he is me and i am him #realising how alike you and your terrible parent are is something that can be so personal #and he KEPT ON BEING LIKE THAT #not that he's selfish #but he kept lying. he kept pretending. “my dad was a master tailor” haunts me to this day #thinking big thoughts about him #the ianto internalised homophobia theory is still going strong i must say #ianto master criminal agenda also being supported i love to see it #ianto jones #torchwood #torchwood: disco #big finish #ianto jones' father is my enemy

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