#I am beside myself

[daddy-joel-miller]

"Frank is the flowers, and Bill is the soil." -Nick Offerman

#is their plan to fucking kill me? #i am beside myself #nick offerman #murray bartlett #bill x frank #the last of us #hbo #cordyceps militaris #shut the fuck up I'm crying #joel miller #pedro pascal #ellie williams #bella ramsey #anna torv #gabriel luna #tess servopoulos #tommy miller #bill #frank #tlou hbo

[spirk-trek]

Galactic Discourse Fanzine (1977-1987)

Monopoly: Merle Decker, 1980 || At Ease: Nan Lewis, 1980 || Sledding: Toni Hardeman, 1983 || Pillow Fight: TACS, 1987 || Sand Castles: ERIC, 1987

#i am BESIDE myself #six decades and all fans want to see is them in domestic bliss #they are having a great time!!!! #star trek #vintage #art #eternal fandom #spirk #fanzine #trekkies #space husbands #star trek tos #the original series #spock #captain kirk #fan art #history

[starqueensthings]

Plan 99: The Sacrifice

#sobbing posting this #is recovery even an option at this point LOL #i am beside myself #the bad batch #tbb #bad batch #tbb season 2 #tbb spoilers #the bad batch spoilers #bad batch season 2 #bad batch spoilers #tbb tech #tech tbb #bad batch tech #starqueensgifs

[howdoyousleep3]

Husband just had me fighting for my life during sex it was incredible

#personal #my husband tag #i was feeling self-conscious about how i looked in this new shirt #i literally wept during this fuck #i am beside myself #i crawled across the bed and he chased me #talking all about how i need to let this dick make me cry?? like??? #does anyone else cry immediately with intense g-spot attention? because 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 #mans just had me crying immediately from it #anyway…

[critter-of-habit]

🙌 SHORT HAIR YELENAAA 🙌

#I am beside myself #she looks amazing #no septum ring is a bit of a bummer but I wasn't really expecting they would let her wear it lol #Will I still draw her with it? Yes yes I will #and what a good suit omg #yelena belova

[xiaq]

Story Time: Top Secret Wedding Dress Project

Ok so B and I have started planning our wedding. We’re going to elope to a fire lookout tower fall of next year and then throw a reception afterward to celebrate with friends/fam. We’re trying to be as fiscally and environmentally responsible as possible, so we're thrifting/diying everything (cake to decor) and my parents are generously allowing us to use their back/side yards to host. I’ve been visiting goodwill every weekend and monitoring FB marketplace like a hawk. Last month, I found a dress. I’m keeping the design a secret from B so Tumblr is going to be my outlet for sharing the slow makeover process.

My end goal is a fitted, floral-embroidered bodice and a big ballroom skirt with a long train. Heart neckline, possibly with mesh straps/sleeves for additional embroidery to spill over.

I found a dress with the perfect silhouette on fb marketplace for $150 (even though it was over $1k new!). The top was a bit big in the bust/straps but otherwise fit me perfectly. I wasn't a fan of the belt or neckline, and it had several stains from being bustled, but I loved it the minute I tried it on (it also has pockets!!).

Here are pics from the fb listing:

The first day I tried it on, and after removing the belt:

Over the last month I removed the belt, padded cups, and underskirt (I’ll replace the underskirt at the end, but cleaning with it attached would have been a nightmare), washed it, slowly got almost all the stains out, and pinned the top into the shape (ish) I was looking for. I also picked up some stretchy organza and some embroidered panels I’m planning to hand paint, as well as some dye and fabric paint.

#eeeek #i had to share somewhere #i am beside myself #peep Deacon being Very Helpful #lol #mylife #dress #x gets married #never expected to use that tag let me tell you #wedding dress #diy #project

[cr-amber]

Zar in the notes of his own fucking fic as if he didn’t write it: “well, that was fucking awful, wasn’t it?”

EXCUSE ME SIR YOU DID THIS

#I am beside myself #literally in hysterics #crimson rivers #zeppazariel #jegulus #regulus black #james potter #marauders #starchaser

[zareleonis]

furina is so so transgender the most transgender

#i am BESIDE MYSELF #thank u minase inori for fueling my delusions <3 #furina #genshin impact

[testsubject24601]

Please dear god don’t let them bastardize and infantilize my wife

#Orianna #Orianna reveck #arcane #league of legends #I am beside myself #I see what fandom has done to women characters and I swear to god if it happens with her I am revoking all of your Arcane privledges

[waitineedaname]

the masters program I was going for has been canceled

#i am beside myself #this was the perfect program #i was so excited #and the process has been so difficult #i just sent in my visa application and paid all their stupid fucking fees and then they tell me this #and recommend switching to TESOL. THE ONE PROGRAM I WAS COMPLETELY DISINTERESTED IN. #god im both miserable and furious #and i get this news in the parking lot before i go into work. hell.

[sixpomseeds]

begging square enix to take a step back during development and actually see which characters have chemistry and a compelling dynamic and HAVE THEM KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE

#cidolfus telamon x clive rosfield #cid x clive #i honest to god wanna run out into the street and scream until i lose my voice #I AM BESIDE MYSELF #LIKE I *KNEW* WHAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN AND YET #pain pain pain pain #i need square to understand that love interest is not actually a personality it just describes a narrative role

[alectoperdita]

the fact that she knew about his injury because they fought in the sixth loop. this scar that he assiduously hides. and SHE! is the only other person who has injured him! across his face where everyone would see in the sixth loop! i’m unwell

the mood tonight: 🥴🤪

brain: secret scar secret scar secret scar secret scar secret scar that reveals a weakness in his swordplay which is why she aimed her broken blade at that side of his neck in the 6th loop she was also going for the killing blow

We're all unwell.

#replies #anonymous #Alecto watches 7th Time Loop #thank you again anon for telling me about this series 😭 #I am beside myself #okay i desperately wanna write a kaijou drabble but i always hesitate with fusions when i don't bring anything new to the source material #the dance scene and aftermath with Kaiba and Jou would make me eat glue but functionally wouldn't be different from Rishe and Arnold #like it's self-indulgent but is that alone enough???

[lemonhemlock]

Do you think floris/aemond could or would have worked out?

I talked about Floris here, as well, but, all in all, she was described as a pretty and sweet girl, so I don't see why not. However, she is hardly what I'd call a well-developed character in order to put more meat on the bones of this possible marriage.

We don't really know which Baratheon girl Aemond chose for himself, though. However, the image of Aemond "haggling" over dowries with Borros like a carpet merchant is so fucking funny, I have to admit.

Even though the histories say he refused her (lmfao), IMO Aemond/Maris is the more entertaining pairing. She is supposed to be the cleverest and absolutely slays Aemond by asking him if Luke took one of his balls instead of his eye. My girl went absolutely feral!!! Pure queen behaviour. Aemond is so fucking incensed in the books that he ALLEGEDLY fished out Luke's corpse JUST to gouge his eyes out JUST so he could go back to Storm's End and place them in Maris' bed!!!

I am CACKLING thinking about it!!! Like a serial killer cat bringing dead birds back to its owner. Maris/Aemond should have more fans!

#floris baratheon #maris baratheon #aemond targaryen #house of the dragon #asoiaf #aemond liked maris enough to gift her EYES that is enough for me #i am beside myself #aemond/maris #ofc archmaester gyldayn says this is excessive BUT WHAT DOES HE KNOW #HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TRUE LOVE LOOKS LIKE

[lipstickmarks]

OH MY GOD 😭😭😭😭

I’m deep in an Addams Family hyperfixation, specifically the 1964 series and last night I was all but crying at how sweet Gomez and Morticia are. I was digging on Pinterest and saw someone say that John Astin confirmed they had feelings for each other so I googled it and found THIS

#i am BESIDE myself #carolyn jones #john astin #the addams family #gomez addams #morticia addams #the addams family 1964

[muminous]

them saying "the other members of loona would never do anything for their own gain" or whatever to really stick it to chuu like wow are you kidding me

#loona #i am beside myself

[moonlitlex]

shut the fuck up no fucking WAY that RENTING monkey man on youtube is fucking sixteen dollars??? girl its on in my local theatre for like six bucks??? tf?? there used to be a time when i could buy a dvd for sixteen bucks. we used to be a country

#alexis.exe #for the record i did not go hunting for monkey man on yotuube to rent #i just googled it and it showed up as one of the options #im shocked i tell you shocked #i am beside myself