#I WOULD LIKE TO SKIP AHEAD

[frecklystars]

work was horrendous yall it is TIME for a fucking NAP

#woof #I hate truck delivery days I HATE TRUCK DELIVERY DAYS #THERE WERE THREE HUGE TRUCKS AND I DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOINGGGG #and im not used to waking up at the asscrack of dawn so ofc its 5am and im grouchy #and then once it hits 8am and we're opening ppl FLOOD IN #and they're like hello where is your zillyhooyippeeyeehaw wine #I DONT KNOWWWW I DONT KNOW I DONT KNOW I DONT KNOW I DONT KNOW #and when the PHONE RINGS and theyre like hey do u have [beverage]? BEATS ME!!! #and then there's the lotto machine and the safe they're building #I DONT WANT TO LEARN NEW THINGS AHHHH #WHY MUST GROWTH HAPPEN THRU RAW EXPERIENCE #I WOULD LIKE TO SKIP AHEAD #i also hate asking ppl for their ID bc half the time they dont bring it #and this one woman got SO PISSED bc i asked #'are you serious? im in my 20s' ok well i dont know that #and i'd like to not go to jail please! how do u NOT have ur license on u #u fucking drove here didnt u #i am in my 20s and i look like im 12!! i would not blame ppl if they did not sell me alcohol! #how are u gonna go into the liquor store not expecting to be carded when ur young! #i get it if ur in ur 30s and if u LOOK like ur in ur 30s like if u have a beard or something #but still how do u drive somewhere without ur license!! thats against the law!!!!! #make it easier for all of us and bring ur ID pls and just let me put it into the gotdam machine #im gonna sleep now 😓

[robindaydream]

Movie night with the gfs.

#slarpg #super lesbian animal rpg #Melody Amaranth #Allison Goleta #Claire Higsby #art #shipping #furry #would not have guessed that the first two slarpg characters I would draw kissing would be Allison and Claire #I realize the last thing I drew was just 'maybe Melody and Claire like each other' so this kind of skips ahead #but I have some thoughts about how to go back and fill in the gaps... #I spent so long on this and I realized about halfway through that it would have been so much easier as a traditional comic #even if I had to redraw some background elements sometimes #it also would have made it way easier to fit speech bubbles in a reasonable way #ANYWAY I worked super hard on this it took me like two weeks #enjoy

[pa-pa-plasma]

#polls #tumblr polls #fanfiction #fanfic #archive of our own #ao3 #believe it or not this isn't actually for like. me needing to know about hiatuses #this is just a sneaky way of finding out. something else #Danny Phantom #;) #on an unrelated note how do you feel about waiting somewhere between 2-9 months for a fic to continue on its original course? #it's probably closer to 2 if i actually do it #i mean the fic would still be updating but it would be. uh. spoiler alert cant say it'd just be 2~ months til the main storyline continues #i've been given the go ahead from someone who knows about it all but i need to know how people feel about rereading #it wouldnt be rereading but there would be an element of things repeating. it would seem to be repeating at first but isnt #oh my.... wait no.... i think i just realized where i got this idea from & it's killing me how i failed to see this sooner #literally listening to the soundtrack & watching all versions of it bro. i'm an ADHD stereotype #anyway the reason i want to know this is that. this part of the fic can be skipped. you dont NEED to read it #but you would need to wait for the rest of the fic to continue if you choose not to read it #it IS kinda important. it's just. A Lot #okay saying it's skippable but also important seems weird but trust me it's all in the name of beating this kid to the ground #''character development'' no. character deterioration #how can i make him better if he isn't super fucked up #he can't have a mental breakdown if he's happy. & i need him to have a mental breakdown #yeah im going the psychological torture route #also this isnt about timeloops btw. it might sound like it but it's not

[takiki16]

A Fine Chain

UPDATE: Chapter 14/?

Fandom: Jupiter Ascending

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Beta: @gallifreyburning

Relationships: Jupiter Jones/Caine Wise

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Light Dom/sub, Power Imbalance, Royalty, Slavery, Collars, Leashes, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Don’t copy to another site, Dark

Summary: Caine Wise, disgraced ex-Skyjacker and convicted criminal, is suddenly inducted into the service of the enigmatic Queen Nea-Seraphi, mysterious new Recurrence and puzzle to the Entitled social circle. While figuring out the boundaries of his new station, worrying about his old commander, and nursing old wounds from his court martial, Caine finds himself slowly being drawn into the confidence of his royal employer. What could Her Majesty possibly want with a defective splice?

In which the queen is in peril, royal wardrobes are dismantled, and Caine experiences some tribulations.

The wonderful @zahnie has made a PLAYLIST for this fic!!!! Go check it out immediately!

#a fine chain #jupiter ascending #ja fic #jupiter ascending fic #caine wise #jupiter jones #y'all have NO IDEA how petty and disappointed I felt when I couldn't find a better name for the Bee Gun (TM) #like...they ALREADY used the best name so i had to come up with another name #but anything involving venom is just not specific enough to bees and feels more associated with snakes in fiction #and looking at all the weird anatomy charts was giving me very yonic vibes for some reason #however this is nowhere near the weirdest rabbit hole i have gone down for fic research #not even the weirdest rabbit hole where the end result was a single line or words #AND ALSO IT TOOK FOURTEEEEEEEN CHAPTERS for caine to even be able to verbalize the fact that he SHOULDN'T BE HAVING THESE THOUGHTS #i'm so proud of the Good Boy for hitting that milestone. I shall be Hurrying Him Along This Path don't you worry #part of the fun of pacing is that I realize it doesn't seem like a long time to ME bc i'm actually very far ahead of where i'm posting #but to the READERS it will feel like a while and to CAINE he doens't get to do time skips like we do #so the pacing isn't as wonky as I fear it is...i hope #everyone thank gallifreyburning bc TRULY...without her this would not exist

[cluescorner]

Me, during Al Haitham’s world quest: *Sigh*. I miss my wife, Al Haitham. I miss her a lot. 

Al Haitham: *Laughs* 

Me, going back to the Tanit camp halfway through his quest to stand next to Jeht and pretend that I’m her girlfriend now: I’ll be back. 

#jeht #Jeht playable when #Jeht hangout event when #Like #Yes I am unhealthily attached to a character who will never even be playable what about it #Yes I skipped out of Al Haitham's quest in order to go vibe with Jeht what about it #Anyways I finished the Dirge World Quest #Didn't like it as much as Golden Slumber #I'm pissed off about Azariq being a traitor like damn Jeht can't have anything nice #And yeah it's really funny knowing ahead of time that Mother Babel has already betrayed us but they're still like #'Oh no she's good and Azariq was the traitor we promise' I SAW THE TABLETS SHE FUCKED OVER NOT ONLY US BUT JEBRAEL #AKA THE ONLY GENSHIN MAN WHO CAN CANONICALLY BE CALLED A DILF #but Jeht being 100% a lesbian and generally just having good development is incredible #Also I'm fucking pissed off that Liloupar exists #Why are you racist? Why are you straight up pro-slavery? Why do you exist? Why can't you just be BenBen? #I'm gonna speedrun this exploration so that I never have to see its fugly ass again #Imagine being somehow worse than Tirzad aka the WORST NPC UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP #At least Tirzad would probably be like 'Yeah slavery is bad wtf' #He's the king of microaggressions but at least he would be anti-slavery #Unlike SOMEBODY #WHO IS PRESENT FOR SOME REASON BEYOND MY COMPREHENSION #Anyways #I'm gonna go back to writing Jeht x Reader fanfic because I love her so much

[theorderofthetriad]

oh boy i just got hit with a massive amount of pain in the worst place at the worst time! yipee!

#like it's saturday and i have two work days ahead of me so i won't be able to see a doctor until like tuesday at the best #if i hadn't literally missed every monday shift so far this year i would just skip work to see a doctor then #santagno

[fluffyllamas-23]

Tfw you can’t decide if you want to go back to school or if you’ve suffered enough 😭😂

#I would love to go to radiology tech school #but school costs money #also like what if I hate it like I hated teaching and then I waste MORE of my own time and it’s all for nothing too??? #can I just like…skip ahead 10 years when I’m settled into whatever career I finally manage to stumble into #is there an adulthood subscription I can cancel bc I don’t want to do it anymore 😂

[pandoratheprocrasticreator]

Idky but I feel like Alador never remembers his kids birthdays and when he does, he gives them an invention which is more to give free publicity to his work than anything meaningful or related to their interests

lmao yeah. like even after the show when he's tentatively making up with his family he just. doesn't realize that it's something they care about. or if he does he doesnt realize it's something that HE should care about because his kids care about it. i do think the ppl of the boiling isles wouldn't allow him within 100 ft of an abomination business for a while after the show bc of All That so if he does make an invention for his kids birthdays, it would just be stuff that HE's interested in. amity seems to be his favorite based on extrapolation from the show and she's already interested in abominations so maybe she'll get something she likes by coincidence but tough luck for the twins.

(i had a scrapped fic idea that involved a comical exchange between emira and alador, where emira points out that he still sucks as a father. em asks alador if he knows when her birthday is, and alador gets the date wrong by like two months. em then asks alador when her brother's birthday is, and when alador has to take a minute to think about it, emira reminds him that she and ed are twins before storming out of the room.)

#shut up pandora #ask pandora #the owl house #toh #alador blight #emira blight #amity blight #edric blight #sorry alador stans despite being the better blight parent he is still a sopping wet cat #absentee father of the year #this is part of why i dont think the finale should have had a timeskip 4 years into the future #its not very plausible to me that the blight twins would get along with their father enough for them to hang out at a party #along with other things that i have a hard time believing happened so soon after the finale #alador being allowed to tinker with abomination magic for example #and even the sigils being removed #outside of the blight family i have a hard time believing hunter would be well enough to get a new palisman a mere 4 years later too #i think he would eventually but come on. give him more time than that #but anyway i think they should have either skipped much father ahead in the future like 10 or 20 years or so #bc as much as i hate the 'everyone is paired off monogamously with 2.5 children' epilogue trope #this is at least a reasonable amount of time for everyone to have addressed all the lingering issues in their character arcs offscreen #or just have no epilogue and have the episode end very soon after belos was defeated. and just have luz be like #'well idk whats going to happen from now on but we're gonna try our best!' and let fans do the rest

[dont-offend-the-bees]

Me when my folks think I'm having a cultured evening of reading Shakespeare and I am but only because I'm carefully bastardising it to make it about queer vampires experiencing soap opera levels of intense emotional melodrama interspersed with dick jokes

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #mr. bees speaks #Much Ado about nandermo is going well lmao #Be a while til I post the next chapter tho #I've skipped ahead a bit in my writing bc the next chapter is the Girl's Night #And since we've apparently got a girl's night ep in season 4 I'm gonna watch that for inspiration first #But loves I am currently drafting the nandermo confession and giving myself aaaallll sorts of silly little feelings #Including feelings about the guillermo/nadja friendship I made up for fic purposes #This fic is coming together slowly but I feel like it's gonna be one of my proudest achievements when it's done #It's what old willy shakes would have wanted

[stairset]

Something something Jesse’s first appearance in terms of release order was The Deserter and in that episode he takes command in Rex’s place cause Rex is injured and he’s trying to protect Rex in contrast to his final appearance, Victory and Death, where he once again takes command but this time it’s because Rex has been branded a traitor and he’s trying to kill him.

Furthermore, something something Jesse has armor markings in The Deserter but when he briefly cameos in Practice Makes Perfect his armor is completely white meaning he hasn’t painted it yet meaning the first chunk of that episode takes place before The Deserter and thus would be his first appearance in terms of timeline order. So his chronological first appearance has him shooting at Ahsoka for training purposes, again, in contrast to Victory and Death where he’s shooting at her for real.

So basically no matter which way you look at it his first appearance is a really fucked up parallel to his final appearance.

#truly only star wars can make me overthink side characters like this. love that but also hate it #but yeah right now my headcanon is that the first chunk of practice makes perfect is like mid to late season 1 #or maybe between seasons 1 and 2 #cause the completely white armor was a lot more common in season 1 #like in season 1 it's only the named clones who have armor markings to make it easier for the audience to tell who's important lol #and it isn't until season 2 that it starts to become more common for the unnamed clones to have markings too #the only chink in this is that obi-wan inexplicably has his episode ii mullet in practice makes perfect #even though his hair was already short before he even met ahsoka and stays short for the rest of the war #i guess if you go with the ''between seasons 1 and 2'' route you could just say he had a phase between seasons #where he grew it out again until everyone else bullied him into cutting it short again #anyway when it skips ahead to the second part the clones have phase ii armor #so obviously that part would fit basically anywhere after wookiee hunt but before sabotage #i'm also gonna choose to headcanon ahsoka's outfit in the first part of the episode is just like her standard Temple Training Outfit #cause well she was training in it and aesthetically it's kinda similar to anakin's training outfit seen in rebels #i like overanalyzing things can you tell #jesse #captain rex #ahsoka tano #star wars #star wars the clone wars #shut up tristan

[desperatepleasures]

guhhhh i am struggling so much with ch3

#i'd say i hate it but i also love it like #it's fun to torment conrart while simultaneously letting conrart sit on adalbert's face #and if i keep writing he'll get to like. be a little mean to adalbert lol. in a way that is potentially gonna be ambiguous as to #whether he's just domming without proper negotiation or just being shitty lmao. well we'll see how it ends up coming out #like ch3 and parts of ch4 are the chapters where it gets kinda Unhealthy between them and that's a lot of fun for me #but also it's so humiliating to write LMAO #also agonizing having to like. do exposition. i hate writing exposition #if it were up to me everything would be like. one vivid scene with some dialogue and that would tell you everything. but noooo i had to #go and write a multichap with like. a tiny bit of plot to glue the smut scenes together/give them context #which means i actually need to write that glue #...and i already skipped ahead the other day and wrote the face sitting scene LMAO so i really gotta do the difficult parts now #ofc when i finish ch3 i get to face the void that is ch4... #like i know in summary what happens in ch4 but i don't know the details about the like really vital scene #BUT!!! in ch5 i get to start writing the conzak bits which are possibly my favorite part :) (aside from ch2 which i like a lot) #...i can't believe it takes four fucking chapters just to get connie out of adalbert's house LMAO. im so sorry my boy #you are gonna have some fantastic orgasms and learn some new things about yourself. but at what cost #fic tag

[loudfederationscreeching]

watching 'the best of both worlds' today because restarting ds9 in the same week as the new picard episode had me thinking about locutus

and i noticed that obrien is there right from the start, do you think he and sisko ever bonded over both having been in the battle

#ds9 #sisko #obrien #tng #star trek #my posts #or maybe they do onscreen later in ds9 and i just dont remember it #but i feel like i would have remembered that? idk if anybody knows of this literally happening pls tell me fjsdlkghlkdksgj #id totally skip ahead briefly just to watch that directly after 'best of both worlds'

[ineffable-gallimaufry]

skipping ahead in duolingo is so stupid like the questions in the lessons will be shit like "what does 'j'aime les tomates ' mean??" and then in the skip ahead test they're busting out the most obscure words and shit.

#i got a question asking me the word for brown and i wrote brun and they told me i should have put marron. #but i think. both mean brown. at least i am pretty sure. so why #i did get to skip ahead eventually thank g*d i hated the tomato lessonss #i knew the word for tomato since like semester one french one okay i don't need to learn it #really i should just look at the sentence builder i got from the library and stuff. probably would learn more

[leguin]

sowing [putting all of my eggs in a basket labeled 'no eggs, all eggs will be destroyed swiftly and with great prejudice]; reaping [just looked in the basket. goo everywhere. eggshell for days.]

#i would say the weekend can't come fast enough but i'd actually like to just skip ahead to like. next year.

[strohller27]

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#I’m just gonna use this blog as a diary because. y’know. I already do. anyway #I don’t know what’s gotten into me recently but I just feel like. like I’m supposed to be ‘further along’ in my life than I am now? #and like. I know it’s bullshit because. the milestones I was told I would hit as I grew older have definitely not been predictable #they tell you you’ll get a job and a car and a significant other and you’ll get married and buy a house and have kids and grow old and die #and it’s like. that’s all we’re given to measure our lives by; these big milestones.. people are supposed to feel accomplished when they hit #but those things are just titles to chapters like. nobody tells us that there’s all this other plot happening between those pages #and so yeah I mean. it feels like I’m not on the right chapter and I really want to skip ahead but like #the truth is. I’m not even to the climax yet. I’m still in the lore-dump stage of ny story #and that’s been so hard for me to accept recently. I’m yearning to be in the chapter where I fall in love and get married #but that’s just it like. that chapter comes earlier in other people’s stories than it seems to be in mine #although I’ve fallen in love many times. I’m not at the ‘get married’ chapter. because it’s not the right part of the story yet #and sometimes I wish I could just find the author of my story and tell them HEY GET ON WITH IT ALREADY because things seem to be moving so #so slowly. and yet they’re moving so fast I simultaneously feel like I’m running out of time #like. why do some people deserve to have co-stars in their stories from almost the very beginning who stick by those protagonists and grow #together? What did I do in my last story to deserve such a lonely one this time around? #Why am I so unlucky that I have good close friends that stick by me and all I know how to do is hold them at arms length because I don’t #think our relationships are quite as deep as I feel that I need out of a relationship? #why is my story about desparately trying to find a place where I feel comfortable enough to belong and share myself with others #and hey. why am I not at that part of my story either? #and maybe it’s that I don’t do enough. as a protagonist my toxic trait is that I’m pathologically suspicious of others #if someone shows interest in me I’m suspicious of why. what are they trying to get from me. because in the past people have taken from me #without giving much back. and if someone wants to date me I’m immediately suspicious of their intentions. #because I’ve realised that there’s much more to being in a relationship than ‘you’re hot let’s fuck’. and I know that’s not what I want #I want to be at the part of my story where I can share myself with someone without worrying that they’re going to take more than I can give. #I want to be at the part of my story where I can trust someone with myself when I’m fragile and they can trust me with themselves as well #I want to be at the part of my story where my life slots together well with someone else’s; so well it just feels normal and right. #I want to be at the part of my story where…I know I could live without this person because we can both take care of ourselves but. #it’s just preferable to spend time and solve problems and exist *together* #and you’ll have to forgive me for saying so but I’ll need physical affection from that person whoever they may be #I feel like certain things are falling into place. I like where I am. now I want to set down roots. and I can’t. I’m not at that page yet.

[robobeesknees]

stephanie garber did a perfect job of creating a story where it feels like a game of chess

#tbona #evajacks #i can't believe this #heart is racing and i keep skipping pages #spoiler quotes ahead #you are not that girl #when he said bitches i gasped #take a shot every time donatella is name dropped the chokehold this girl still has on his mind is incredible #it wouldn't be a lot of shots but there would be a couple #i wonder if she still thinks about him or if she knows she literally ruined his life LMAO #i haven't finished this one but i need to know that the next one comes out so soon #screaming crying throwing up i will stay up all night reading this #my heart is going so fast i feel like i'm actually running #okay ttyl #also unrelated but lala is a lesbian and her true love was a lesbian dragon who got locked in the closet aka valory #i don't make the rules i just tell it how it is #thank you