ds9 is like. i want to go home. can't go home. i want to be among my people. i cannot abide and am sickened by the actions of my people. i am completely alone. this station is too crowded. anyway have i told you about my homeplanet
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Testing My Mother's Trek Memory
My mother has this wild ability to remember every plot detail of every show she's seen (and she's seen everything) but if you ask her to remember names it's always a wild ride.
*any character not included was either too unrecognizable (all of ENT and the new shows), too familiar (most of TNG and TOS), or I forgot to include them.
*She said this was a cruel and unusual experiment and that she'd do better with Pokemon (not true).
So here we go:
A captain. Frisco? Crisco?
Henry? Sang 'The Minstrel Boy' at some point.
Bad. A bartender. Ferngully
Rubberband. Sneaks a lot. Lives in Ferngully's bar.
Evil. Tortured Jean-Luc. Possibly a deformed Klingon.
A nice man. A hologram? Very sweet and cute, like a baby.
Captain Jane Far-Away
A Spock. You know, the Volcano people. Spocks.
Seven of Eleven
Ugly and probably stinky. Also a bartender.
A Cardassian. Margaret?
The hologram doctor (!!)
Jane Far-Away's boyfriend, Chipotle.
A dud. Made bad choices. Crashed things.
Heard of him. Never met him.
Beverly's ensign (ensign is apparently 'child rank')
Olaf.
An almost attractive Klingon. *looks closer* Wait no! A Spock!
Non-Trek Bonus:
Baby Yogurt and the Delorean
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Best way I can describe the O’Briens marriage is that keiko thinks it’s an open marriage but doesn’t really feel compelled to mess around herself, and miles thinks his wife loves hosting friends at their place, and to everyone else it seems that Keiko and Miles are madly enduringly in love yet she’s kick ass lady constantly trying to get people to fuck her Just Some Guy husband
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I rewatched the events of Dave's death and those leading up to it to help. timeline things in my brain for AU purposes. and I have a few words to say because Obrien is a weird untalked about creature of the deep and I need to dissect this man.
1. He and Dave clearly ave spoken. A LOT. Like, not just brushing by a few times these guys know each other. Which means this is a really elaborate trick.
2. Just a funny thing I noticed, his accent gets a lot. thicker. During the dave death scene which I find super funny. Gabriel just cranking up the cowboy-meter on him.
3. The church is, heavily implied to have been put off limits. This is an interesting observation since, well, OBrien brags about literally brining people to their feet during his performances, which, is super funny if this church is off-limits because this man is making bullshit up to make himself seem cooler. Like. Of coarse he'd brag about some bullshit he made up that seemes extremely on parr, if this is real though??? There needs to be some serious M.A.D check-ups on people.
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I found this in my meme drafts:
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My dad always watched Star Trek in the living room when I was growing up, so while I’ve seen a lot of Star Trek, it was always in bits and pieces as he would watch episodes when I wasn’t around, plus skipped the ones he didn’t want to watch.
Now that I live on my own, I decided to rewatch on my own, starting with DS9, and man, people are NOT kidding when they say that O’Brien suffers. The episodes I just watched are
S2 E13- O’Brien get infected with a bioweapon while stranded on a planet with Bashir
S2 E14 - O’Brien thinks everyone on the station except Jake has been replaced and is turning against him
S2 E15 - O’Brien is stranded on yet another planet, this time with Sisko, where no technology works and theres a cult leader making him do hard labor
These are all main plots, right in a row! The poor guy.
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From now on, whenever I get sick, I am going to imagine a tiny little Chief O'Brien frantically trying to fix things in my broken immune system.
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