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im back u mentally ill bitches

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will probably make a new blog this one is so messy

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NOOO IM SO LAGE FOR KINKMAS i have everything set up. I swear I will publish something oh my god

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maybe I’ll write daddy-daughter incest with Leon….

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y know that one video of that pastor falling out in church? yeah that’s how I feel when u post

LIKE AN AMERICAN 1

ft. leon s. kennedy x gn!reader

tags. drug use, cheating/affairs, president leon :3, smut, angst, afab reader but no pronouns, misogyny, general corruption ig, age gap (leon is 46, reader 26), pregnancy struggles (not reader)

note. idk where im going with this series. reader is awful, leon is shitty, ashley is a sweetheart! he will get coke dick at some point don’t you worry it’s what he deserves. ash has been bimbofied again im sorry 🙁 ignore any typos im too lazy to edit :3 only 1k words for now next chapters will be longer promise :3

summary. it’s not even trendy to be a homewrecker anymore. not glam like marilyn, just a little sad like camilla.

“You havin’ fun back there, old man?” You cast a glance over your shoulder, catching sight of how Leon’s head dips low, his nose pressed firmly to your back as he snorts a line down half your spine, stops just at the soft swell of your ass. Impressive that is. Didn’t even need a straw to help him. Raw talent. Nice he’s got somethin’ going for him - he don’t do much otherwise. Sits still, smiles, waves, signs papers when he’s told. Perfect little President. Could make a Ken doll out of him.

“Course I am, darlin’, you always treat me right, don’t you?” He sniffs, crawls upwards and drapes his body over yours, wraps an arm around your front and forces you upright. His chest pressed flush to your back. He gets buzzed so fast. Adorable. Old man can’t take it well.

“Always, Mr. Kennedy,” you kiss his bicep, tensed up, bulging with veins. Aw, you wish you bought the smack now, perfect opportunity to give him that rush. His cock is fat and heavy against your ass, ruts it into you, weeping slit leaving you glazed in his pre, droplets trailing down your ass cheek. He gets so wet. Rather unpleasant though, feels like snail slime. You can get behind it, suck it up ‘cause he’s a total babe. Like, hello, People Magazine’s Sexiest Man of the Year. Albeit that was back in ‘98 when he beat Harrison Ford out of the title, when he was fresh-faced and dreamy. Leon’s name has always been at the forefront, for nothing more than having a nice face, and ‘cause his family are loaded. So, like, you have no right to refuse this stud when he wants you so bad.

“You’re gorgeous,” he says, takes him a minute to find your hole, pushes into you in one smooth motion. Never a stretch with him, gets lockjaw going down on you for an hour.

“So sentimental, Mr. Kennedy.” He doesn’t actually like you. You’re just a good twenty years younger than he is. Guys are into that. Older they are, the younger their choice of partner gets. Gross. At least Mr. Kennedy’s handsome enough to overlook it. You’re a bit shallow.

“How’d it go today?” Oh, Ashley, you poor thing.

“Oh, yeah, it went well!” Did mainly fucking and sucking, you’d like to tell her, then your husband did a line of coke out my ass crack, then off my tits. We ran out and crushed up some prescription drugs for his bad back, snorted those, he’s not entirely sober right now, babe. That’s why he’s being so touchy. Can’t say that to the First Lady. Especially ‘cause she got you a job and all.

Media training. You do it well usually. Honest. Just hard not to get carried away when Leon’s such a hunk. Your dad’s known Ashley Graham since she was a teenager, when he was workin’ his way up the ranks with her daddy. That means she held you once when you were a baby. And that’s enough for her to be endeared by someone. She’s too friendly, and a bit daft. Handing out Dior bags at the food bank like it’s gonna do shit for hungry people. Real nice lady, really, she is. Just so out of touch. Might be ditsy, but she got a degree in business at Harvard, so unless someone’s sawed open her brain and taken out all the cells that require her to think, you don’t know what’s gone wrong. Maybe it’s marriage. Conglomerate families are just shady. All that pressure must mess with a girl’s brain chemistry. Or she’s just a dumb bitch that sucked some dick to pass. That must be it.

“I’m glad,” Ashley places a gloved hand over her chest, fiddles with her dainty string of pearls. Always looks pretty. Cashmere skirt-suit, a washed out shade of pink to match the Chanel Beige Brut on her lips. Though her lack of motor skills stop her from graduating from a kitten heel to a classic four inch. Shame. Would make her legs look great. Give her that barbie doll height. “His posture needs a lot of work, don’t you think?” She cocks her head to the side, smooths down nonexistent wrinkles in her stiff skirt.

Not really, but his dick game does. No wonder he hasn’t knocked her up after all these years. Still trying, she’s forty and he’s pushing fifty. Not gonna get nothin’ out of those balls. Might as well neuter him. Oh, and god, all that dope in his system? No chance. “We’ll work on it, Mrs. Kennedy.” You placate her with a smile sweet enough to cause a sugar rush.

“Don’t bother ‘em so much, Ash.” Leon takes her hand in his, smiles at her like he really loves her. What a liar. “I’m workin’ on it, promise.” He kisses just below her ear, nips at the lobe, a pleasant shiver runs up her spine. “Bein’ as good as gold.”

“He is,” you insist, pull some bullshit out your ass, “I’ve assessed his public speaking, and it’s improved by a lot.” Yeah, how’d you assess that then, bitch? Dirty talk? That’s not a half bad idea. That’s all the two of you do after all.

“I’m just so nervous, y’know? Like, I haven’t had this many eyes on me since forever, and with the baby thing, it’s just a lot.” Ashley rambles, clutching at Leon’s side as he rubs circles into her lower back, kisses the top of her head in a way that’s practised. He’s used to her. Almost twenty whole years together. Now you’ve torn open his flesh and slipped between the cracks in his ribs. Nestled into his chest cavity and made it your home.

“Alright, alright, Ash, that’s enough now, yeah?” He mumbles lowly. “Why don’t we let you go, now.” Leon raises his brows pointedly.

“I can see myself out, don’t worry, Mrs. Kennedy,” you give her a wave, she beams so bright it rivals the sun, “Mr. Kennedy.” He nods his head in acknowledgment.

He doesn’t bother to see you out like you secretly hoped, but whatever. That’s the way it is for side bitches. It’s not even trendy to be a homewrecker anymore. Not glam like Marilyn, just a little sad like Camilla. So many fish in the sea and you’ve gone for the one that’s been hooked and gutted.

#leon kennedy x reader #leon kennedy smut #leon s kennedy x reader #leon kennedy x you #leon s kennedy smut #resident evil smut #resident evil x reader #leon s kennedy x you

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had the most intense lesbian sex last night might write

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CUTE NEW THEME N USER OMG

thank u !! I had a vision and needed to act on it before I exploded

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jssjjsjs need requests someone request me I need requests

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writing smthing abt a reader who’s kinda a creep and loser… very self indulgent

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was ar work and all I thought about is how much I want Leon DEAD

#resident evil

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LITERALLU!! embrace ur creep babes

We need mean!reader, angry!reader, misunderstood!reader, creepy!reader, gross!reader, toxic!reader, nonforgiving!reader, selfish!reader, narcissistic!reader, dark!reader, FEDUP!reader. That bitch is way too nice, passive, and sensible. ✋🏾😂

#i need requests like this puhLEASE. #i need more weirdo creep reader

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thank you saw 2004 for inventing gay men

#beebopbeeboop

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i wish I was a cow on a ranch named Bella with a strawberry cowbell around my neck . that’s how I feel

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POLAROID + leon s kennedy x male reader

word count.

disclaimer. male reader , sub leon , throatfucking , taking pictures during it , hair pulling .

“yeah , fuck. just like that,” you mumble , your hand gripping at leon’s hair as you fuck his throat. tears well up in his pretty blue eyes as he looks up at you , gagging and choking on your dick as he takes you all in his mouth. a breathy moan left your lips , pushing down leon’s head all the way before pulling him off. he popped off your cock , coughing a bit as he wipes the spit and pre cum away from his mouth. his hand travels up your thigh and starts to stroke you slowly , kissing along the tip and running his tongue around the base.

“mm..” leon moaned , smiling up at you as he rubbed your thigh with his free hand. your hand runs through his messy blonde hair , grabbing a handful of it and forcing him back down on your cock. his eyes widened , gagging as his nose brushes against your abdomen. the sight made you smirk , a moan leaving your wet lips. “you look so handsome right now , baby.” you cooed , reaching onto the nightstand to grab your phone. “hold still..” you mumble with a grin , snapping a picture of leon. his face heats up and his face grows red , his eyes fluttering.

“look at you,” you purr , turning the phone to show leon the picture you snapped of him. “sucking me off so good , lee.” leon hums , his eyes filling up with tears. your hips involuntarily thrust into his mouth , your stomach flipping as moans leave your mouth. “fuck , ‘m close..” you whimper in a whiner voice than intended. leon bobbed his head down at a faster pace , spit covering his mouth. “a-ah.. fuck , cumming!” you moan , pushing leon’s head down on your cock with a strong grip on his hair.

his mouth is flooded with your cum when you let his head off of you , his adam’s apple bobbing as he swallows your release. “t-thank you..” he mutters with a small smile , stroking your cock slowly. “im not done yet , cmon.. get on the bed.”

#resident evil #resident evil 2 #re2make #re2 smut #re2 leon #re2 x reader #re2 remake #re2 #resident evil leon #leon kennedy x male reader

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hey guys……

#beebopbeeboop

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I love ur new theme, baby 💓💞💕💞💓

thank you angel!! your theme is incredibly cute as well i love dmc

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i love dante sparda from the hit game series devil may cry