#Hi™

[latenightsundayblues]

This idea came to me in a dream and it impacted me so violently i had to sit down for a while

Diana being ADAM'S daughter instead of Lawrence's. Financially struggling single father Adam. Trying-his-best father Adam. Can anybody hear me

#i also get to project the experience of growing up poor onto Diana lmfao #with the way their ages match up I wonder if she'd be his Young Adult Accident™ or just the daughter of an ex gf he ended up taking care of #Lawrence would swear up and down he's not really a kids person until Diana comes along and he just falls head over heels for her #buying her toys and treats and planning fun little trips to amusement parks #all the stuff Adam can't afford #calling her the sappiest most embarrassing pet names of all time lmao #saw #saw fanart #saw movies #adam faulkner stanheight #adam faulkner #adam stanheight #lawrence gordon #diana gordon #saw lawrence #saw adam #chainshipping #latenightsundayblues art tag

[helpimtrappedinthetextbox]

A JL Batman identity reveal fic where Bruce Wayne is openly dating Superman

Some of the Justice League walk into a lesser used room to find Batman and Superman making out

The members that walked in are like "Superman TF are you doing you got a boyfriend?!?"

And before they can say anything about Batman being a homewrecker, Batman turns his attention from the Leaguers back to Superman, now acting like a scandalized Brucie Wayne(like turning his head and putting the back of his hand to his head), being like "Gasp! Superman how could you! You told me you cut that Wayne Himbo off! Did you dare to try to have us both at the same time?!?" Clark, for his part, is caught between a look of embarrassed horror and laughing really, really hard.

Diana is probably there, in the know, laughing her ass off as she should, the absolute QUEEN.

Eventually Bruce starts laughing almost has hard as Diana, the rest of the Leaguers there are Traumatized™ for life.

Bruce then calls a full League meet, explaining vaguely how the circumstances of getting walked in on happened, some of the people who weren't there start to say something about how Batman could come between Superman and Bruce

He quickly shuts them up by mentioning that he is, in fact, Bruce Wayne

Then we get chaos as it fades to black

#the justice league #justice league #batman #superman #superman x batman #batman x superman #superbat #batman identity reveal #theres also a bonus scene of weeks prior where bruce says if the JL find out that Batman is with Superman but doesnt figure out his identit #solely from that. then hes gonna pull out the Brucie Personality #it was originally gonna be talking as Brucie but Clark suggested talking as batman with the brucie personality for max emotional damage #suprise its not just roll with it #but dont worry #its still about The Gays™

[buggachat]

(random s5 finale musings) tbh I don't think Marinette chose to keep The Secrets™ from Adrien because Gabriel asked her to. I feel like Marinette keeping secrets like that is so consistent with her character; she hates giving people bad news, she hates rocking the boat, she hates upsetting people, she always chooses to keep any 'controversial' information to herself for as long as she can get away with (examples: bubbler scarf, telling Queen Bee she was benched, confessing to Adrien, warning Chat Noir about Scarabella or Rena Furtive, never told Chat Noir about Chat Blanc, etc) that I just totally believe she would've done it either way. She was even already having nightmares about Adrien hating her for finding out she defeated his father, so I feel like Gabriel's request was moreso giving her a go-ahead than it was a primary deciding factor, yknow?

#ml s5 spoilers #tbh half the time when thinking about it I forget that gabriel asked her to do it at all #because it just feels like such a Marinette™ thing to do to me lol #to be fair maybe I'm downplaying it? I do think Gabriel's plea struck some emotional chord with her too and helped push her that direction #but again I. totally believe she'd do it either way #and I do strongly believe that her decision is moreso ''I don't want to hurt Adrien'' than it is ''I want to honor Gabriel's final wish'' #she loves to avoid verbal/emotional problems and hoooo boy idk a worse verbal/emotion problem than #telling your boyfriend that his entire life is a lie and that he's not entirely human and that he was abused and controlled and puppeteered #all his life and also that his father was a terrorist and that she saw his mom's corpse in the basement #I mean. I don't think I'd have the emotional maturity to break that to someone either and I'm not.... FOURTEEN.... LOL

[andy-clutterbuck]

Rick Grimes in The Ones Who Live | 1x04 - What We

#*CASH REGISTER NOISE* *DOGS BARKING* *GLASS BREAKING* #Rick Grimes #towl spoilers #The Ones Who Live #* #rg #excuse me but The Nose™ #his face when he realized she said children #let him cuddle his baby boy #I CANNOT #HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING MORE ATTRACTIVE WHAT KIND OF WITCHCRAFT IS THIS #what's in your water out in the cotswolds man #all those fuzzies #stab me with an entire home depot aisle of rakes #I SAID #F U Z Z I E S #i never win i am winning #bless all the lines on your face #they beautiful and sacred #if you don't want to nuzzle into that beard i don't trust you tbh #im putting you on a watchlist #nice rack rick

[poisonpercy]

The Chalice of the Gods except instead of Percy doing quests for gods in order to get recommendation letters, Poseidon shows up at New Rome and terrifies New Rome University’s admissions office

#gotta put that roman fear of neptune to good use #also i just think it would be funny #if poseidon involved himself in percy’s life #trying to be a good dad™ to his mortal son #but in the most obnoxiously god attempting to act like a mortal way possible #*percy gets into school b/c poseidon unknowingly scared the shit out of NRU admissions* #poseidon: this is great. i’m going to get a good grade in dad something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve #percy jackson #pjo poseidon #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #pjato #hoo #heroes of olympus #the chalice of the gods #pjoverse #riordanverse #skys post

[azatas]

"we need more complex female characters" you couldn't even handle her

#ash: hey idk if it’s a good idea to give full access of the most advanced warship we have to a mercenary who shot a suspect in cold blood #and a cop who quit his job because there were too many rules (and also happens to be a member of the military we were recently at war with) #also i think the council will throw us to the wolves to save themselves #like half the fandom: omg space racist??? #sorry for discourse posting™ but i saw a terrible post that rocketed me back into 2013 #anyway we may have preferences but we love and appreciate both virmire survivors in this house #mass effect #ashley williams

[jackshiccup]

why won't you let me help you?

#hijack #frostcup #hiccup #jack frost #jackson overland #hiccup haddock #rotg #httyd #jackshiccup art #my art #this took me way longer than i thought oops #but i loved doing their hair the most.. #anyway... them.... #i don't know what kind of au this is but just KNOW i had otnwas on my mind while drawing it #as a matter of fact i need everyone here to get on that fic rn #i tried to turn up the Yearning™ on this one let me know if it worked #jack putting his hand on hiccup's chest to push him away but hiccup just holds his hand hahahaha.... #also jack's red shirt.. well yes !

[functionally-immortal]

pls to enjoy my precious boy child - Boober

#boober #his real name is percival #black cat #caturday #cat #he has one braincell and he uses it exclusively for Crimes™ #and for purring

[drberfarious]

"percy takes annabeth's last name—"

"annabeth takes percy's last name—"

"they combine last names—"

"they don't even get married because of hera—"

give me a crackfic where percy and annabeth kill zeus and hera and anyone who stands in their way just to get married, and, in killing zeus and hera, they become gods, eliminating the last name problem because they won't even HAVE last names as gods

#all of their friends go wtf until percy and annabeth tell them that hera wasn't letting them get married #we don't want college rec quests #we want marriage-induced coup d'etat's #the last name problem™ #someone's not going to read all the tags and say that percy would still wants to be a jackson for his mother #even though crack isn't supposed to be thought out #watch #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #pjo #fic idea #crack fic #dark!percy #dark!annabeth

[skylersprompts]

DC x DP Prompt *23*

He really should sleep more. But for that he would have to cut some of his responsibilities off and that was just not possible at this time. He was in the middle of training as the Ancient of Balance, the GIW was too active and he needed to update the new servers over the weekend for the company.

So really, it wasn't on him for not getting enough sleep. He needed the money, he had to help his friends and without his lessons he wouldn't be able to control his powers.

On the other hand, he may have just said something stupid.

The Justice League may have summoned the Ancient of Balance, because of some threat. And maybe his co-workers had called the IT Department one to many times in the last few days. But it really wasn't an excuse for his greeting:

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Yeah, maybe he needs a little bit more sleep...

#skylers prompts #dcxdp #dcxdp prompt #dpxdc #don't tag the danny phantom fandom #justice league #inspired by my IT husband™ #the League is very confused #did we summon the right being? #what did you do Constantine? #maybe it's a turn of phrase in the realms for a specific combat style? #Danny is just tired and overworked #and Jeremy called him three times alone today because his Screen wouldn't work #the Screen wasn't plugged in... #Danny is so done

[majimasleftasscheek]

👗 pt. 3

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#hello hi guess what it's gender™ time #majima's trust in nishida is the most important thing to me 💖 #yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #majima goro #nishida #my art

[housewifebuck]

eddie + watching buck be a dumbass

#alternate caption: Eddie + his very specific brand of buck-induced fond exasperation™ #buddie #buddieedit #Eddie diaz #eddiediazedit #911edit #911 #my gifs #🪐 #911verse #q

[dorianpavus]

THE DEAD THREE Baldur's Gate 3, 2023.

#don't mind me i'm THEORIZING on main #this might be super wildly off base!!! i might have them mixed around!!! #they might associate with/belong to all three!!! #i might laugh at this later BUT. this is my pepe silvia #baldur's gate #bg3edits #gamingedit #baldur's gate 3 #ketheric thorm #enver gortash #orin the red #i know ketheric was a sharran but... HE'S GOT LOTS OF BONES ON HIS ARMOR HEAR ME OUT and he Changed™ #dead three... three main villain... i've connected the dots #bg3 spoilers #my edit #btw this post brought to you by me and lauren gautiersylvain obsessing with each other lol

[egophiliac]

I love how square your Leona is! Have you ever tried drawing him with wavy hair? Seems like it would suit your style more

thank you! 💛 I don't know why, but for some reason this was the first thing that came to mind:

#art #twisted wonderland #this was supposed to be about his beautiful wavy locks but it turned into flowers instead #something something dandeLION geddit #sorry #i'm into unexpectedly supportive savanas #sure they're tough boys™ but they're tough together. toughether. #lift those weights so you can lift up your bros

[andy-clutterbuck]

Rick Grimes in The Ones Who Live 1x02 - Gone

#Rick Grimes #The Ones Who Live #towl spoilers #* #rg #his little face #get you a man #*sits home with my wine and my cats* #excuse me but The Nose™ #i always think about the fans who never understood rick but i just think they were never looking at his face #words fall short especially the faux deep crap twdu puts out BUT LOOK AT HIM #me: *buying eye cream* also me: HIS EYE CRINKLES #for thee not for me #SANTA FACE #i hate the color grading i hate it i hate it but i love his face

[tesco-finest-aromantics]

i feel like the queer community lost when we started policing labels and making sure everyone used the Correct™ labels instead of letting a person decide what feels right for them

#caique posts #inspired by a post a trans guy made asking if it was okay for him to keep identifying as a lesbian even though he’s now a man #and all the comments telling him no because lesbians can’t be men #and also all the other posts of people asking if they’re ''allowed'' to use certain labels #why do you need permission? #who are you even asking permission from? #we’re not cops #do whatever you want forvever #also inspired by an article in a zine in the 80s/90s of two FtMs in a T4T relationship #one of them described the relationship as being between a butch and his sissy boy #i cannot ever imagine anyone calling themselves that nowadays #because of ''only lesbians can be butches'' and ''sissy is offensive'' discourse #i’m sure there are people out there who would want to describe their relationship like that but don’t feel they’re ''allowed'' to #anyway lots of baby queers are tying themselves in knots trying to figure themselves out #and they’re more concerned with using the Correct™ label instead of the one they feel most comfortable with #yeah i just don’t like it #knowing you’re queer should be a liberating feeling #instead of something anxiety-inducing because you’re worried if you’re using labels wrong